>MGS 3: Snake Eater >You can actually eat snakes

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>Hitman
>You play as a hitman

>darkest dungeon
>it's a dark dungeon

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>Wasteland
>takes place in a wasteland

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>Dirt 3
>3 times as much dirt as Dirt 1

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>GTA
>you actually comit GTA frequently

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>Metroid Prime
>the final boss is Metroid Prime

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>>383288816
>MGS5: Phantom Pain
>You feel the pain of being a phantom.

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>>383289250
>Hitman
>You can hit men

>halo 3
>you actually do get to play as halo for the 3rd time

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>a shitty unfunny faggot thread on /v/
>it's shitty
>it's unfunny
>everyone's a fucking faggot

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>Mad Max
>Max is actually Mad

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>>383290256
>tumblr
>faggot
sounds about right.

>Runescape
>You can run and escape

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>Wolfenstein
>No Frakenstein monster mixed with a wolf

>Watch Dogs 2
>not only can you watch 2 dogs, you can even pet them

>>383290345
>Mad Max
>Max is the least craziest person in the story

>Defense of the ancient 2
>There are ancients to defend AND there's 2 of them

>Fallout
>You fall out through the floor

>>383290256
>posts wost girl
>its actually a retard

>>383289454
>not the darkest dungeon
DROPPED

>Life is Strange
>Max's life was indeed strange

>>383290256
>Calls a thread shitty
>Has shitty taste in anime

>Max Payne
>Pain to the Max

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>>383290823
>rei
>girl

>Mario Galaxy
>Mario's in several galaxies

>>383290256
Rei is a shit

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>>383290040

>Final Fantasy
>Not the last fantasy you'll have

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>Overwatch
>You are not over a watch

>>383292364
No
you are over watch

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>Halo 1
>Play on Halo 04
>Halo 2
>Play on Halo 05
>Halo 3
>Play on Halo 00
>Halos ODST and onwards
>Zero fucking Halos

>dark souls
>you made of it

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>Call of Duty Modern Warfare
>set in the postmodern era

>Overcooked
>you can overcook things

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>>383293019

>>383288816
>Big Boss, truly we are Snake Eaters. *bites off snakes head*

and people praise kojima's writing?

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>>383290256
>anon posts worst girl
>also has a tumblr filename

like clockwork

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>>383290249

>>383298172
[Invaded by dark spirit Barneyfag]

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>Alan wake
>You play as a character called alan wake

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>Tower of Guns
>Takes place in a tower full of guns

>>383297940
Wrong line retard.

It was 'Solid Snake, we're all Big Bosses now.'

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>Banjo-Kazooie
>Game opening movie has characters playing a banjo and kazoo
>You don't actually get to play the banjo or kazoo in-game

>Pokemon Black and White
>They're in color

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>undertale
>it's a tale
>that takes place under

>>383299024
takes place under where?

>>383299024
>try to copy the name overwatch
>can't come up with anything better than undertale

>>383288816
>Battlefield
>You fight on a Battlefield.

>Call of Duty
>You play as a retard that spins around in the air and fires a single shot trying to hit someone.

I guess that second one doesn't work.

>>383299024
>undertale
>name is literally cave story

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>>383298172
It's gonna take him some time to get here anon. He only responds right away when he's the OP.

>Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations
>You play as Phoenix Wright, an Ace Attorney, who undergoes many Trials and Tribulations

>>383299185
Haha, you said underwear.

>Super Mario 64
>It's a Mario game where Mario travels 64 parallel universes

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>>383290497
>>Wolfenstein
>>No Frakenstein monster mixed with a wolf

>no Jewish wolf

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>>383288816
>Outlast
>You play mostly inside and it wasn't the last one in the series

>>383298417
*bites off big bosses head*

>Amnesia: The Dark Descent
>your memory returns
>the light level is a medium-low level, not a low level
>you are generally heading upwards to escape the castle
0/10

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>Skyrim
>you don't rim the sky

>team fortress
>there's not always teamwork, and there's not always a fortress

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>Yakuza 0
>There's hundreds of Yakuza

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>Battlefield
>you really are in the field of battle

>>383288816
>World of Warcraft
>It's a world
>There is always war crafted

>>383290493
lol im sure its an old joke but ive never heard it before

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>Sleeping Dogs
>All the dogs are either awake or cooked

>The Last of Us
>"You know, Ellie, we really are The Last of Us."

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>Flatout
>all of the tires are in tact and fully inflated

>>383290256
>its an animeposter
>xhe's retarded
clockwork

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>>383288816
>Cave Story
>A story in a cave

>>383290669
He is quite angry though

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>Fire Emblem Awakening
>You awake the Fire Emblem

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>Friday the 13th
>You can play it on any day