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>Dad watches you playing videogame >Instantly lose

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>Dad watches you playing videogame
>Instantly lose
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>>383286645
>tfw no dad to ask if i'm winning
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>Dad's dead
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>"You're gonna die dude"
Every fucking time.
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>tfw my dad died some years ago and I don't really care
He was an awful human being
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>Dad makes fun of jrpg cutscene
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>dad comes in and starts watching you play
>you're doing something boring like browsing through an item shop or wandering aimlessly around some dungeon
>he walks away
>immediately afterwards the game has you do a triple backflip onto a zombie dragons face and stab it in the eyes
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>Dad walks in on the one fucking extremely lewd beach scene
>He sits down to watch
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>>383286942
>>383287075
subscribed!
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>Not doing so hot since I haven't played the game in a year
>Dad walks by
>"What happened? You used to be so good."
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>Show exgirlfriend Soulsborne
>Get my shit wrecked because I'm trying to show off
>She leaves for something to drink
>Stop cocking around and start backhanding bitches left and right
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>>383286645
>dad tries to play my game but loses couple of times in a row
>i start laughing at him
>he gets mad
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>>383287650
Sounds like your dad's a bro.
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>>383287075
At least he doesn't have to see you anymore cause you're an anime watching faggot.
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>dad hates video games
>still on good terms
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>older sister watches me playing vidya
>"we're a real family now! and I looove my family more than anything'
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>dad walks in
>"Wow, nice graphics"
>walks away

What did he mean by this?
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>>383286645
>queue with friends
>do terribly

YAMEROOOOOOOO
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>15
>playing mgs3 for the first time
>dad walks in on the scene where EVA opens her shirt
>sits down and watches until I get killed by the ocelot unit
Felt breddy gud
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>dad watching me play MGS4
>asks if i'm playing a game or watching a movie
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>>383288021
DO IT
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>>383288248
I hope you told him the truth
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>>383287075
I can relate. My dad was a dick. His job makes him leave for days/weeks. Him passing changed nothing in me. At least I don't have to deal with anger issues anymore.

Pic kinda relates a day with my dad
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>>383288021
HNNNGGGG
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>>383286645
>Playing Parasite Eve
>Fighting Eve
>She has her tits out
>Mom walks in to get laundry
>Keep playing, hope she doesn't look at the TV
>Before she leaves she looks at the TV
>Looks at me
>"She's got nice tits"
>Leaves
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>>383289036
>You will never experience the feeling of having a hot older sister
>tfw no older sister at all
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>>383289582
this is true suffering.
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>>383289208
Those kind of moms are the best kind of moms.
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>>383289582
>Have a hot older sister just like this
>Not a degenerate so never have these thoughts
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>>383286645
>he can't hold a conversation and continue the task he was doing beforehand
>he can't talk and game at the same time
>he can't do two things at once
>he can't act and think at the same time

sub 90 IQ

kill yourself now
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>>383286645
The game, your dad or you?
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>doing practically anything related to women in Yakuza 0 with parents in the house

Literally "are ya winnin son?" the game
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>>383288775
>>383287075
Ungrateful twits.
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>>383286645
"Shamefur Dispray. Have all of your shit packed by nightfall."
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>playing transformers devastation
>get my shit rocked by megatron
>hear "'tch. Typical"
>turn around dad shakes his head and walks off
>mfw
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>>383286942
>Dead's dad
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>>383292602
Believe it or not Anon some people should just not be parents because they're bad people.
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>>383287476
Everytime
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>>383289582
>have an average looking half sister who's like 18 years old than me and has 2 kids
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>>383292912
No, fuck you. My dad was a great dad. He supported me and helped me grow as a person. You're just a sad little faggot that needs to respect and love his father. Fuck you you little bitch ass faggot.
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>>383289582
>have hot older sister
>hear her and her bf having sex in the next room.

I don't want this
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>>383293091
t. anon's dad
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>>383292912
Still they raised pieces of shit, who complains while slurping on fruits of their labor.
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>>383293091
Too bad the world doesn't revolve around you, not everyone gets to have a good life
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>>383293091
That's nice to hear kiddo but not all dads are like that.

Some dads beat their kids, walk out on them, disown them, some even rape or molest them.
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>>383287760
The opposite happened to me. I got so made that I dropped the controller and physically attacked him.
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>>383293192
Well, I guess they weren't very good fathers then.
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>>383288007
>people can like diferent things and still be friends
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>>383292452
Multitasking is a myth. Your brain cannot concentrate on more than one thing at the same time unless you're doing something simple like mashing a button or moving your character forward. Even if for a split second, you'll switch focus from one thing to another, not both at the same time.
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>playing seran
>daughter walks in the room
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>>383293149
>hear younger brother plowing his gf in the next room
>still 24 year old incel
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>>383291997
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>>383291997
go be gay somewhere else fag
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>>383293570
>tfw younger started asking why I always stay home on weekends
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>>383287476
>Just finish cliff diving into the gaping maw of some beast to kill it from within
>Dad walks in on the cutscene afterward where everyone is just talking
>Immediately transitions to catching a meteor with your bare hands and punting that shit back into space after he walks out
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>>383293164
kek
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>>383293306
>>383293310
Fuck you. Seriously. Fuck you. Your dad raised and supported you yet you think you have the right to shit talk him on a message board? Fuck you so much.
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>>383289208
>Sitting on computer
>Mom walks in to complain that I don't go out as much as she wants me to
>10 minutes later, comes back to complain that I spend too much time on videogames even though I rarely play anything nowadays
>10 minutes later, comes back to complain that I'm no studying even though I'm on recession from uni
>10 minutes later, comes back to complain that I'm playing too many violent videogames and that it'll make me a serial killer even though she watches TV shows about criminal cases and dramas about murders all the fucking time
>Complains that I sleep too much on my day off
>Complains that I don't go to bed too late even though I wake up the same time in the morning all the same
>Complains that I'm not socializing enough even though I have no problem with it, just don't fucking give a shit about them
>Complains when I trim my beard
>Complains that I'm gonna break my computer someday from tinkering with it even though I built the fucking thing by myself and know more about electronics than her
>Complains that I'm not disciplined enough even though I have a job, education, a driver's license and actually earn money, unlike her
It's hell. She thinks she's being helpful or some shit but it actually brings me down and actually made me a paranoid who's constantly worried.l It pisses me the fuck off.
If you're gonna be this fucking annoying then don't have children at all. I need to move out.
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>>383293570
that would start me on some elliot tier shit. don't let it get to you.
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>>383293967
>Your dad raised and supported you
No he didn't
Go choke on a cactus
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>>383293967
But he didn't
Maybe that's why I'm here wasting my life
Go suck off your dad or something
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>>383293415
Nah, they just had selfish, self-absorbed, loser children. Father don't owe you shit, still they put on the work to keep pieces of shit like you alive.
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>playing MGS3
>he watches for a little
>play MGS2 after that one
>"Ah, a game with actually good graphics this time."
It was really confusing to hear.
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>>383293967
u mad?
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>dad watches you play
>instantly lose
>he actively mocks you and calls you dumb
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>>383293967
This is some low effort trolling, apply yourself
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ITT:Ugh! fuck parents for caring about my well-being!
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>>383294150
Fathers who are selfish, self-absorbed losers raise selfish, self-absorbed loser children. Just like your father was a stubborn, narrow-minded cockhead.
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>>383293993
>I need to move out
All according to keikaku.
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>>383293993
I'm getting there too, not nearly as bad but still, fucking apartment prices though
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>2011
>be almost 20
>play videogames and mmos full time
>dad accepts the fact i'm a failure and stops trying to give my life a turn
>still loves me to the point that he sat down for hours pretending to be interested on what I was doing, just to have some son/father time
>watched me play stuff like WoW for 2-3 hours straight, asking me questions and stuff

i'm so sorry dad
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>just picked up monster hunter tri on Wii
>hadn't played a monster hunter in years but I loved the PSP games
>go out to kill some kelbi for an early quest
>trying to kill them with a GS
>not used to the controls
>kelbi is small and fast
>GS is painfully slow
>dad watches it all
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>>383287075
high five
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>>383293569
It's Senran. Senran Kagura.
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>>383293569
>Electra complex intensifies
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>>383293570
What the heck is an "incel"?
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>Mom sees me playing Killing Floor 2 when it first came out
>"Oh my gosh, this is horrible, how could you play something like this?"
>go upstairs later
>she's watching on of those investigation shows where they detailed rapes and murders
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>>383294539
Your dad is dope. Cherish him as much as you can.
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>watch my wifes son play a video game
>hes bad at the game
>i pretend not to notice despite playing video games since i was 6

Dont play anything anymore tho
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>>383294768
But video games are bad, anon!
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>>383294403
>Jojofag
>!
Neck yourself.
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>>383294713
involuntary celibate AKA virgin loser
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>>383286645
>daddy fucks you in the ass while you play vidya online and shitpost on /v/
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>>383294539
My dad doesn't give a shit about what's going on in my life (I have 3 siblings and he doesn't care about what's going on in their lives either) so be grateful. I wish I had a good father-son time but it hasn't happened in all of my 22 years of living so I have stopped waiting and I'm slowly starting to dislike my dad because he's an idiot.
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>>383294713
Involuntary celibate.
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>>383294539
Please tell me you've done something nice for him 5 years on. At least make him proud,
Anon. He won't be around forever.
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>>383294569
Did you manage to get him to watch you dunk on larger monsters with charged slashes? Everyone loves watching Rathalos getting slapped out of the air mid-divebomb.
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>>383293593
Not even close to what he said, apply yourself shitbag.
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>>383286645
>Dad killed himself when I was a child
>Walked into him hanging
>Now I'm in a midwestern emo band
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>>383294539
>Dad likes/can get interested in anything and easily talk to people about anything
>Except videogames and guns, which he doesn't know, and doesn't want to know about
>The two most normal things I like that are relatively common to talk about
>Can never truly bond with him because we have nothing in common
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>>383295145
>now
>2017
>emo
Go follow your dad.
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>as a kid dad tells me that if I played as much basketball as I did video games, I would be good at it
>drain 4 straight 3s and tell him that I'm not that interested in basketball

felt real good
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>real dad is total loser and hates Vidya
>Step dad comes along a couple years ago and is a real father to me and plays games like Witcher 3 and re7
Feels good desu
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>>383294916
You literally cannot be celibate involuntarily. Sex is obtainable by anyone who actually seeks it.
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>>383293531
True. Have my (you). Also dojt get used to "multitasking" you may do it out of habit at an important time and wrap your car around a tree or something.
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>>383295150
I feel this pretty hard with my dad. He's only ever home on the weekends because he's the vice president of a company and we talk about some stuff but we really have no shared interests other than guns.

That said, I love my dad to tears and I really look up to him. He's really made an impact on the kind of person I am today. We get along really well now, we didn't when I was still in primary school.
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>>383294539
normaly i would say kys but that would be unfriendly to your father
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>>383295396
>this is what normalfags really believe
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>>383295374
>real dad loved vidya
>at 14 I had to live with my stepdad, he hates vidya and loves war shit
At least I didn't have to live with him for long
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>>383295396
You're right Chad, thank you for this enlightening realization. I'm turning over a new leaf, consider me a new man.
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>Playing FFXV
>Doing some crazy high level hunt
>Go back to the rest stop to save, mom walks in
>Prompto affinity cutscene starts
>"Wah I was fat in middle school"
>Shakes her head and walks out

Another

>12yo, playing FFX vanilla
>Parents are fucking arguing hardcore
>I'm at the HAWHAWHAW cutscene
>I can't pause or skip, try to turn the volume down but can't find the remote
>Tears and swears are flying five feet away
>"HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW" echoing through the room
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>>383295660
>>383295701
>forgets that fat chicks exist

if you lower your standards you can have sex, it's not fucking rocket appliances
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>>383287476
EVERY FUCKING TIME
WITH EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF MEDIA EVER
FOR EVERY YEAR OF MY EXISTENCE
HOW THE FUCK DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING AND THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS ONLY WITH MY DAD
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>>383286645
>playing vidya
>dad watching
>cutscene comes up
>game is rated M so I'm afraid there will be swears so i skip it
>dad gets mad at me for skipping cutscene, leaves the room
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>watch dad enthusiastically explain the only video game he plays
>try not to shit all over the game because it has pay to win weapons
>try not to mention that I can hear him talking back to some edgy teenagers instead of ignoring them
>try to avoid playing that game even when he mentions his second accout with some things unlocked
>try not to call him a cheater for writing scripts to remove recoil
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>>383287902
He wouldn't have become one if he had a good dad.
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>>383295807
>tfw into and have a preference for fat chicks
>tfw only like the ones that actually look presentable
>tfw that's a one of a million combo
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>dad left me when i was small and made me an autistic emotional wreck
can relate desu
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>>383295660
Its true though. You'd just have to scrape the bottom of the barrel.
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>>383288027
>tfw you're playing Dwarf Fortress
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>>383295807
That might have worked 5-10 years ago, now they have modern feminism.
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>>383294865
>my wife's son
You can just call him your son anon
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>>383286645
>playing Blazblue and dad walks in
>instead of touching me and leaving like he usually does he asks me if he can play
We had a lot of fun even if he wouldn't shut up about Litchi's boobs.
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>>383295001
Actually, yes. I did make him proud and he straight admitted it to me. I'm 26 now, with a barely taken high school diploma, but got a fairly good job that i'm passioned about, a girlfriend, and live with her in our rented apt, saving money for a house. Work my ass off and got myself a new hobby (synths, sound design/sound engineering) which he loves and is actually interested to, we even made a DIY oscillator.
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>>383296293
>instead of touching me
>touching

nigga you gettin molested on the regular?
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>>383295892
>not cheating against p2w whales when you can
That's a cool dad actually
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>>383296017
and a starving man cat eat dirt
Its not just about the act of sex you retard
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>>383296314
Fucking normie
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>>383293570
>tfw brother has aspergers and bipolar, regularly goes into fits on uncontrolled rage
>also 300lbs
>managed to get some dirty hippie girl with dreadlocks
>hear them having disgusting smelly sweaty sex from the next room
>tfw incel

Everyone always tells me I'm the 'normal' brother too.
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>>383293512

I am having indecent thoughts about that dog.
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I never had a father

I used to watch my mom play Zelda and Ninja Gaiden though, that's how I got into games
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>>383296314
Where is that subscribe button?
Thats sweet anon
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>>383286645
>dad sees you playing violent video games
>starts yelling and calling you a lazy fuck that will grow up to be a school shooter
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>>383293993
Looks like your Dad has been witholding from her. Women become like that if they aren't cuddled by real men
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>>383296659
>not shooting your dad
pussy
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>>383294768
>Killing Floor 2
My nigger.
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>Dad is old (70s)
>Got me into video games when I was young
>took turns playing Mario, was fun, wasn't as good as me
>Over the years, been a little harder on me as I grew up, but nothing to feel terrible about
>Move out about five years ago
>26 now
>Birthday was recently, but literally work all the time so I don't go out for shit
>Surprise visit from Dad
>Playing Friday The 13th
>Dad knows the series, but isn't into it as much as I am
>Cheers me on as I kill counselors who call me faggot and beg for their lives
>Laughs his ass off when he sees a Retro Jason skin

He's getting older, and it's getting harder for me to ignore that he'll be gone one day. I do my best to spend as much time with him as I can.
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>>383296314
Good job
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>>383293310
So which did he do to you? Or did he just not pay enough attention to you as a child?

Children hold permagrudges against their parents too often. I know a guy who didn't know his father until he was 18, and now they're practically bros. Does he forgive him for walking out on him? No way, but they can at least get along and have some sort of relationship. I think a lot of guys just aren't ready to deal with children, but once that child is an adult they're a lot easier to talk to and be involved with. But for all I know your dad raped your little hole so this anecdote is totally pointless.
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>>383293336
Kill yourself
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>>383296384
He's cool in general mostly, but I mean he has played Doom/System Shock/Homeworld/Q3A always Nightmare and more good games, I think he could pick something better than a single FPS or browser space mmos to waste money on. The funny thing is that he has better PC to play one game and I have half broken laptop with a large game library.
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>Dad makes you sit in his lap while you play
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>die in a game
>hear laughter
>see dad laughing with a shit eating grin
>dad tries game
>he's decent
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>>383295145
What's your favorite emo band, and why it Brand New?
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>>383297210
What happens next?
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>>383297069
I was in the middle of puberty and the rage just snuck up on me. I actually consider the experience to be a positive one, because my dad overpowered me without hurting me and I learned that I can't just attack people because I'm mad. I would have become a real asshole if my rage snap happened in school while I was talking to a smaller kid or something.
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>>383296448
It really is a phenomenon isn't it? How the most disgusting and undesirable people can still form intimate relationships. While (You), a seemingly normal person, remains utterly alone.
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>>383296404
We were talking about obtaining sex you nigger, not your inability to build a relationship.
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>play Guitar Hero songs on expert
>do really well
>someone comes in and watches me play
>start fucking up because getting nervous
>"haha you suck"
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>dad watching me play AAA game
>acknowledges the superb visual and atmospheric design better than /v/ can
>bullshits with me on the future of gaming and the philosophical implications of VR and mankind's destiny
Feels good having superior genetics to babby /v/irgins.
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>>383297354
he has a grand old time with you cuddling and brushing your hair
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>Play OoT
>Just beat it
>Dad walks in
>It's the exact moment when Saria is taking part in that sealing scene and she's arching her back and looking slightly sexual if you kinda think about it or have no context
>Dad now thinks zelda is a pedo game played by pedos
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>see cropped lewds on v
>instantly aroused
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>Brother comes in while I'm playing Sims
>He starts tickling me
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>>383297542
>dad has shit taste and eats up AAA garbage while being a M-MUH GRAFIX fag
>superior genetics
lol
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>>383295714
>"HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW" echoing through the room
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>>383297726
>>383297210
Go ERP somewhere else, /vg/ for example
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>let girlfriend try dark souls
>10 hours to beat taurus demon

not really the point of the thread but holy shit
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>>383297057
You only hear the success stories. For many parents, their big flaws don't vanish. You reconnect, and everything's going well, and then they remind you why you cut them off in the first place. And it isn't something as trivial as them being a bit dickish. These things often stem from their own abuse as children. The only way to get out of the cycle of abuse is to step out of it. It can't be destroyed.
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>dad removes his clothes and challenges you to a fight in the ring
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>>383298163
>he tells you to get out of your jabroni outfit

What an asshole!
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>he tries out mario 64 back in the '90s
>"fucking stupid ass controller"
>beat him at mario kart (all of them)
>"fucking japanese controllers don't work right"
>beat him at fps/tps
>"goddamn fucking controller is broken"

git gud already pops
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>>383298316
Stop giving him fucking broken japanese controllers
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>be kid
>playing Mario 64
>dad's name is Mario
>he always joked on how he created Nintendo and made a game with his name
>tfw had a good time joking around with that situation


ahh good ol' days
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>>383298616
fuck off digo
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>>383297787
>ressentiment
>hates on graphics and atmosphere
+100 /v/ cred
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> dad sees me playing literally any game
> "is this Zelda anon?"
> no dad it's game
> "it looks like Zelda"
Every single time
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>>383293512
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>Playing Revengeance blind
>dad walks in, areyawinnin.son
>"I dunno, I haven't really gotten used to this shit yet, but you can free aim your attacks and stuff so it's kind of cool"
>suddenly
>STOP THAT BLADE
>ofw
One of the only times cool shit actually happened when he was watching.
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>4th of July last year
>the one time my dad sits down for a minute and watches me play video games
>i'm playing Overbotch, as Genji
>try to explain the game to him and make it look interesting
>the only things he likes are trucks and western movies, he clearly looks bored
>while i'm in the middle of explaining something to him he gets up and walks out without saying a word
>gives me a disappointed look for the rest of the day


S-should I have played as Mccree?
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>>383298871
sorry i cant appriciate a man sized shit dessed in a nice shiny coat
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>>383294539
woah shit, your father seemed like a good man

i wish i had a dad like that

well, my dad is good, he supports me and all, but it wasn't always easy at home since he was so strict and hot headed
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>>383299003
>Rule 63
>Thong
Every fucking time
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>>383298931
He knows full well what the game actually is, he just likes fucking with you anon.
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>>383289582
>No siblings
>Genuinely don't know if this makes me lucky or unlucky
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Dads literally materialize in your room when you're at awkward moments or failing in a video game.
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>>383299421
it's a crap shoot either way really
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>Dad walks in on me playing mgsr
>He stands there staring
>Die
>Ask if he wants a go
>Says no, its too voilent for him and then juse leaves
Dad stop being such a cuck, what the fuck did you even go into my room for?
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>>383299421
Unlucky I'd say, bros/sisters will always be there for you no matter what while friends might not always be.

But I'm probably biased since I have 1 brother and 2 sisters.
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>Be 8 years old
>playing starcraft
>dad walks in
>"stop wasting your time with this bullshit. Go read Nietzsche or do math exercises already. You'll never succeed in life if you go on this way."
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>playing Mario Sunshine
>Noki Bay secret level
>older sister walks in
>choke every single jump
>falling to death takes an eternity
>all I can do is just sit there as the game mocks me with the TOO BAD as I can feel my sister judging me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJbMruYpsQQ
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>>383286645
>mom walks in
>browsing internet
>immediately open a new tab so she can't see what I'm looking at
>or if i'm playing games I turn down the volume all the way

anyone else like this?
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>>383299421
Annoying when you're a kid, great to have when you're older.
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>>383299705
>nietzsche
your dad is a faggot
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>>383299421
My older brother was a demon. My younger sister is an angel. If I had a choice, I think I would've preferred to be an only child. Good doesn't make up for bad.
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>>383286645
>tfw my dad used to play Goldeneye 64 with me
>Helped pay for the N64 and the game for Christmas alongside my mom who divorced him
>Died 1 year after release
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>>383293967
i never asked to be conceived
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>>383286645
>tfw hear dad yelling at the kids on battlefield 1 on his PS4 from downstairs
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>>383299795
Are girls as grossed out by mommy fetishists as I am by this?
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>>383297726
>>383297210
I'd have you both on my lap for tickling
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>>383291997
>Have a hot older sister just like this
>Not a degenerate so never have these thoughts
>Until I saw her with her makeup on
After that day I became convinced she's lesbian because no way in hell she'd have trouble picking up guys yet she's single afaik. And our parents are conservative christians.
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>>383299659
Only if you actually grow up together. I have two sisters over 10 years older than me. It's like being an only child with a jealous, rude stranger in the house.
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>>383299850
And a nihilist too
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>>383299705
sounds like what would happen if most of /v/ decided to be a father
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>Dad watches you play video games
>pull some cool shit
>turn around to see his reaction
>"Let's go do something fun"
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>>383300162
but does he have a wicked sense of humor?
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>dad walks in
>''So what level are you now?''
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>>383300207
If you'd been more of a dick about it you should've asked what he wants to do then do the exact same thing to him.
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>>383289582
>People thinking having an older sister is a good thing and wanting them
Let me tell you right now, it's nothing like your japanese cartoons depict.
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>>383300393
>tfw my would be older sister was stillborn
i thank god every day for it
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>>383300393
Neither is having a younger sister. Seeing the sweet and funny girl you grew up with become an irritable roastie sjw is heartbreaking.
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>>383289582
>that one femanon from the thread the other day who got raped by her 8/10 older sister
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>>383300624
Sucks for you. Mine is just a dopey girl who likes Ariana Grande.
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My dad was an uneducated alcoholic cheating and mentally fucked faggot who constantly broke promises with us as well, but at least he got us this collection from flea market and they're one of my favorite games ever. Many other gifts he bought us after his drinking sprees to butter up relations again he later secretly sold to pawn shop to get more booze. Stole our personal savings as well.

>>383299421
My bro is my only real friend and a great guy in general. Like there can be shithead parents or other relatives there can be shithead siblings as well (or so I've heard), so I guess it's very situational.
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>dad is always at work and just goes to bed when he gets back so I never got any comments on anything I played
>mother could not give less of a shit about videogames and when I showed her stuff as a kid just went "can't you go do anything else?" before going back to watching TV

a-anyone else
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>>383300351
I don't want to be a dick to my dad. I genuinely like and admire him.
It's just that I see him all the time and he's boring as a log.
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>try to get job for like 4 months straight but no luck
>go visit my dad's house for a weekend
>his friends come over as i go to the kitchen
>they stop and try to talk to me
>"Why don't you go to college, or get a job? You got a girlfriend? I know some cuties that might like you" ect.
>just want to go home and lie on my bed looking at porn until I die
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>tfw 38 years old live at home
>been NEET for 10 years
>live off money I made 10 years ago on the lottery (won like 400 000 dollars)
>have about half left even though my rent is 200 dollars a month
>tfw parents despise me
>all I do is sit playing vidya on my multiple games consoles and PC
>tend to keep my door locked so parents can't come inside
>cook all my food at night
>last week
>in my room playing MGS2 on my PS2
>didn't realise I forgot to lock the door
>dad walks in
>'OH Hey son! Howya doin?'
>mumble that I am just paying some games
>he stands and stares at the screen
>don't know what to do so keep playing
>I am sneaking with Snake
>hide inside a box
>laugh and say 'hidin in a box haha'
>dad says 'I wonder if that videogame characters box is locked and his parents can't get in even though the box smells like shit all the time and needs cleaning for the first time in 2 years?'
>he chuckles once, then walks off
>slams the door on the way out

sorry
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>Stepdad comes in
>"Yo boi watchu b playin at, smg ya gon boot sum of finna we b sum nba shiet or you b gon wuz play dat shit boi"
>Keep grabbing his bulge every 3 seconds
>whistling really loud
>going YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO everytime I attack
>>
ARE YA WINNIN SON?
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>>383300795
>Stole our personal savings as well.

>Be in 30s
>Dad steals $5000
>Bank gives no apology or fucks for allowing it
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>>383301001
Hey, at least he's a black dad thats there for you.
That's a miracle.
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>>383289582
>tfw have siblings but they're 20 years older than me and barely know each other
might as well not have any
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>>383300942
only /v/ could spend their life like this after literally winning the lottery
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>>383301161
He only comes home to fuck mom and sister.
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>>383301001
Are you not happy to have a nigga dad appreciating your vidya skills?
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>>383294768
>Oh my gosh, this is horrible
She's not wrong, you know?
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>>383293091
My dad beat me and my mom almost daily, I'm glad he's dead.
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>>383301375
cheeky cunt
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>>383286645
>dad only interested in games you dont like
>talks none stop about them and you forced to listen
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>>383300942
>win 400 000 bucks
>don't buy a house with it and keep paying rent like a fucking retard
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>>383300942
Get your ass up and do something with the money.
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>>383295714
>>Tears and swears are flying five feet away
>>"HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW" echoing through the room
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>>383296451
get help nigga
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>>383300942
>get what someone with a good paying job makes after around 4-5 years before living expenses
>do fucking nothing with it
Anon.
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>>383301407
Git gud.
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>>383295714
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>>383288775
I only saw my dad on christmas (no negro) and all i felt was sorry for him that he spent his days alone doing a job he hated.
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>>383296314
Anon I need sound synth tips
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>>383286645
>be 7
>mom and grandma get NES
>play as a family
>dad keeps dying to the same goomba in Super Mario Bros
>mom finds the first warp zone and the first one to make it to Bowser
>grandma can't get past level 1
>sister finds warp zone to level 8
>only find level 5 shitty warp zone
>time passes
>grandma died three years ago
>dad died two months ago
>sister and I aren't on speaking terms
>taking care of mom who just had surgery and is in a lot of pain
>missing day of work and boss giving me shit over phone
>girlfriend of 10 years left me a year ago today
>only browsing this chinese website because she introduced me to it
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>>383301582
>dad interested in games
If only some of us were so lucky.
At least my sister is into vidya now. Too bad it's Dota though.
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what's the name of the artist in the OP again?
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>haven't seen father since I was six
>he isn't even dead, my mother just kicked him out for being a raging alcoholic
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>>383292912
Believe it or not Anon some people should just not have parents because they're ungrateful twits.
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>dad runs zero/vergil/hawkeye
>he is motivated
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>Dad watches me play persona 5
>Nice tunes this games has :D
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>people having this bad relationships with your parents or family
I genuinely don't understand this. Maybe I was just lucky, but almost if not everyone in my family are pretty cool. The only one I don't know all that well is an aunt and uncle who I see maybe once a year. My sister and I could be closer, but neither of us really want to start a conversation.
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>play with dad
>If I win he beats me
>let him win everytime as he bullies me
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>>383301903
>If only some of us were so lucky.
its not luck when its diablo 3 and wow
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>>383301936
And it's the parents who are responsible for raising them like that.
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>>383300795
your pops sounds like my mother
except she didn't give us shit and left me in a shitty local hospital while she went to treat herself in Moscow at the age of 8
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>>383302140
I have a stable family but my brother's family is more broken than china during it's rise to power.
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>>383300942
>not investing it
holy fuck why
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>>383302241
At least you can relate about something, I don't have a bad relationship with my dad but we never have stuff to talk about, if he played videogames even something as shitty as diablo and wow I would actually look into them to have something more to talk about
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>>383302102
my dad said the same. thinks the music is comfy.
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>2004
>be 8 years old
>GTA: SA comes out
>playing around with cheat codes
>dad walks in
>starts watching me play
>notices i'm doing all this crazy stuff and asks how i'm doing it
>explain that I'm using cheats
>ps2 crashes and I have to restart the game
>dad picks up cheat code book and starts looking at the codes
>give me a random code that I don't know what it does
>it's the make CJ fat code
>spend the rest of the night messing around in the game with him reading off codes to me not knowing which one does

fondest memory I've had playing video games with him. Too bad he's a major flake and dead beat now.
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>>383301375
Any minute now.
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>>383297210
>>383297595
C U T E
U
T
E
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>>383299421
Depends. My sister is the one person I can depend on for anything and everything but my younger brother is a druggie that tried to gouge out my eye and pretty much ruined the relationship my mother had with her boyfriend though it was pretty defunct anyways.
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>manager at work is like a dad to me
>always inquires about shit I'm interested in, whether it be vidya, guns, cars or booze
>being the liquor manager he gets me free booze, gave me a midpriced bottle of whiskey and a six pack for free before I left for vacation

You're the bomb Tony.
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>>383300942
>have money
>sit and don't do shit with them
fucking kys
I'd try to get a house, car and a good job with that shit, not to mention a new console or pc rig
>still playing the ps2
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>play dune 2000 with dad on ps1
>he teaches you the basics
>eventually missions get too hard for him and he leaves the console on for when you wake up in the morning to complete a mission

Also
>homm3 hotseat

He was my best gaming buddy, sometimes I wonder what would have been if life took a different turn
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>>383296285
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>>383293967
Don't worry about them, kids raised by single mom's are fucked in the head big time
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>>383300942
I know lots of people on 4chan are lazy NEETs but you fucking take the cake my man. You should legitimately kill yourself for letting all that money go to waste.
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>>383300942
>get $400,000 for basically nothing
>not spending it on taking care of issues like debt, house, car, etc
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>>383302140
You know those mentally ill posters you see here and on other boards? They eventually have kids.
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>>383300942
if you're not going to spend that money at least clean your room
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>all these niggas getting jelous at the guy living the NEET dream
kek
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>>383300942
>living at home after winning 400k
What in the fuck is actually wrong with you?
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>>383300942
I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, frankly I'm surprised my parents haven't disowned me, though frankly they've come close.
I got me shit together eventually though because frankly I owed it to them. If you don't give a shit about yourself, then do it for those that do, or did at one point.
Do something with yourself, even if you just move out and buy a place somewhere, even if it's a fucking trailer for god's sake and get a part time job at some convenience store, it's at least something and you can win some shred of dignity back.
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>>383302286
Why do you insist on pushing unrealistic expectations on them? Do you think they're in power of your whole fucking life? No matter what you think you must see that you being an asshole is only partly their fault, blaming them entirely is just being a bitch who doesn't take responsibility for their actions.
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>>383303291
you say frankly way too much
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>>383287075

my dad is actually a loving and hardworking person

but I was going thru troubled times (mom died and i was getting bullied and having trouble with everything just shutting off and playing vidya) and then he kicked me out

so he might as well be dead
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>>383300074
She is waiting for you faggot.
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>>383286645
>at local arcade cafe
>playing against Gill on 3S
>doing ok in first round, manage to take him
>second round is full on TATAKAE from him
>get walloped in second and third
>two cuties at the window are laughing as I drop my coins in one after the other

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE GILL
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>when you started ERPing with someone from /v/ then found out it's your stepmom
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>>383302707
I get those same animals whenever I leave a bag of Doritos around. What are they and why are they eating my Cool Ranches?
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>usually play colorful games and mom likes watching
>play no more heroes
>mom is constantly saying how fucked up it is
>play bayonetta
>"hey, that girl is cool"

sexism only exists because women made it up
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>>383303554
How common is this?
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>>383303554
>women
>on /v/
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>dad catches me playing vidya
>doesn't beat me

It was a pretty good day
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>>383301829
Sorry to hear that. My dad was an airpilot for a company, that's why he would be gone for days on his trips. I knew he love his job because he has made many friends with his trips. When he came home, he act as self righteous jerk to my mom and siblings. Also, fat shaming my siblings and I, as well as making us feel worthless
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>mom hears one of the characters in Unreal Tourney say SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>takes it away'
>never get it back
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>>383289036
>those swimming trunks

No fucking way...
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>>383303086
>living with parents who despise you and forced to scuffle around in your own fucking home out of shame
>NEET dream
I used to be a NEET and got actual autism bucks and welfare money while living in my own small apartment, which was practically heaven. I still miss those years. That anon's a straight up retard for not at least getting his own comfy home with that money. I mean he said he cooks his own food already so even parent-like cooking services and such can't be a reason for staying.
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>>383303878
>Fatshaming
How you maybe thought about losing some weight for your own sake perhaps?
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>>383299421
Depends on your siblings. I have a good relationship with my brother, but my cousin has a really shitty relation with his sister, they can barely stand each other even when they are adults now.
You definitly learn to appreciate your siblings more when you're older tho, as a kid is kinda shitty, specially if you have to share stuff.
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>>383303960
>Nips draw Camilla with Takumi
More at 11.
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>>383303960
This is one confusing image.
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Where are the "are ya winning son?" memes ITT?
I thought that was the point of this thread
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>dad used to play vidya with me when I was 7
>now he keeps telling me that being a musician is the only good way of living
>keeps telling me that every other job is either cleaning the streets or serving burgers at mcdonalds
>if I try to tell him I don't want to be a musician he starts yelling at me for trying to break the "family tradition"
>was thinking of starting a small market business
>keeps bringing me down and tell me that I'm not gonna make any money
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>>383292602
>>383293091
>>383293967
fuck you dad stop shitposting you're supposed to be dead
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>playing vidya
>dad walks in

he's a good guy
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>>383304187
Dead meme.
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>Grandma walks in while im playing GTA :SA
>Legitimately entertained by me mowing people down and beating them up in the streets
>Can talk to her about what i'm doing and doesn't complain about the violence except when asking me "why did he hit them with the baseball bat like that" and laughing
>Now has Alzheimer's and doesn't recognize me
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>>383300624
I don't know how to stop it anon
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>>383303878
your mom was cheating on him so he hated being home
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>>383304391
>being a musician is the only good way of living

Said no street musician ever.
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>>383303774
>Playing Bayonetta
>Dad walks in
>Keeps asking questions like why her clothes keep disappearing
>An ass shot comes up
>"Uh, I'll be right back son."
>Hear the bathroom door close
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>>383304556
People are molded by the crowds they hang with and the media they consume. If you had gotten her into anime or something non american, she might have been saved.
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>Trying to play Vidya
>Ghosts of your parents and oldest brother fade in
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>>383304507
alzheimer's is the fucking worst
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>>383303465
Nah, I'm pretty sure every member of the family is at least a little disappointed in me, but thanks for the (you)
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>>383286645
>someone watches you play
>start sweating profusely
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>>383303992
We weren't obese mind you. We had some chub on us(except my mom), but nothing compare to your average McDonald's customer. He would call us fat and disgusting at every chance he could when we were eating(whether home or somewhere else). He himself would steaks and burgers and other things on his trips. He made us feel wrong and disgusting only because he believe wasn't any of those things
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>>383304790
They made their beds, now they have to sleep in them. If I must disown them I will.
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>>383304507
>>383304879
She always knows who you are, even if she doesn't recognise you. Older memories stay intact, while new ones don't, and you probably look a lot different from the kid she remembers.
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>>383305060
>We had some chub on us(except my mom), but nothing compare to your average McDonald's customer
just because other people are even more fat and disgusting than you doesn't excuse the fact that you are fat and disgusting. sounds like your dad was the real champ there, putting up with a family of excuse making fatties eating away at his salary
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>fighting DS1 Qulaag (the topless half spider chick)
>sister walks past
>"is she your girlfriend?"
>no
>"she looks nice though."
>Qulaag kills me
>"I like her!"
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>grandfather starts watching me play a particularly violent game
>as a fan of action movies, he starts laughing
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>>383304391
>musician
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>>383298316
Here's your controller, dad
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>>383300942
>won lottery 10 years ago
>didn't fucking invest the money
>didn't even use some of it to move out

This better be fucking bait anon, you could have doubled the amount of money you have and lived NEET forever in your own place.
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>>383305221
She has moments where shes lucid I know but its just severely depressing seeing someone you knew your whole life devolve to that.
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>>383301880
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>>383304579
Actually, it was the other way around. My dad had other girlfriends he would visit on his trips. Since he was away often, he had plenty of opportunities to cheat on my mom. After my dad accident, a lot his bullshit started to pop up. My dad was a huge asshole, but he was smart and cunning.
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fuck off alright. I don't know how to invest. besides i pay my rent and do my chores. my parents only got butthurt that day because it was their anniversary and they wanted to fuck or something but they can fuck it wouldn't bother me
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> Dad used to play games on his Macintosh II
> I would sit beside him and he would talk about the games
> I got my passion from watching him play and then playing the games myself
> He is over 85 now
> Can no longer play games or use modern electronics
> He just silently watches me when I talk to him about stuff
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>>383305590
>I don't know how to invest
>38
just ask your parents faggot, it's not too late and you might give them some hope that you want to change
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>>383305448
IKTF, man. Cherish the good memories you have with her. Alzheimer's is brutal. My great grandmother had it and it absolutely broke my grandmother's heart. She watched her own mother struggle to recognise her in the last years of her life.

>tfw I then had to watch my grandmother wither away from Leukemia for years
>she didn't get to go to her own dad's funeral due to tratment
>tfw she died this time last year

She was the kindest person I've ever met in my life. I miss her so much every day. She was so important to me.
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>>383305590
If you are 38, your parents would be in their 60s at least. They didn't want to fuck, they wanted a son who wasn't a loser. My dad says the same shit to my 24 YO ass and mom is dead. He would rather I move out than be the only person who keeps him company at home.
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>>383305590
Anon please, just ask your parents or something.
Do anything with your life for God's sake.
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>>383305590
>I don't know how to invest.
Dude ask a bank adviser.
Ask your parents.
Fucking Google it for Christ's sake.
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>>383306150
I think even God has given up on this guy.
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>when your dad is a cyborg sent from the future to kill some faggot so he doesnt have time to play with you
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>>383306284
that 400k was god's last attempt
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>>383305308
Ha, I would also be frustrated if I was supporting a family that wasn't pulling their weight here and there. Unfortunately, my mom payed for the bills and groceries, among other things. My brother and I would also help pay with our shitty jobs. Dad kept most of his money to himself and occasionally pinched to help, usually calling us stingy for money.
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>>383304610
>>383305367
how do I convince him to stop?
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all these stories in this thread about anon's relatives getting old and becoming shells of who they once were reinforces my fear of getting old
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>>383304947
turn her straight wtf you can't beat the cock
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>>383287075
I would be awful too towards a weeb trash neckbeard fuck.
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>>383289582
> have three older sisters
> live like a normal family
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>tfw I died before my dad was born

;_; Some of you guys are lucky
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>>383297210
>Read sit as shit
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>it's a "mom is visibly upset about something but she won't tell you or anyone else what it is so she's doing housework to try and keep her busy" episode
God damn it I love her to death but she needs to communicate. She'll probably explode keeping all of her problems in like that.
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>>383300703
Lena?
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>>383307110
Hows the afterlife ghost nigger?
Is it better than living?
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>>383301582
My father-in-law literally only talks about how he's been modding Fallout 4 for the past year and a half. Tells me the same stories about the same mods in the same way, too.

I'm glad he's into video games, and it's cool to talk to him about Fallout: NV and Skyrim, but that's the only kind of game he plays and all he wants to talk about is his mods.
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>>383307110
>I died before my dad was born
reread what you typed
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>>383303785
like 0%?
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>>383300074
Maybe she is crazy
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>>383307425
My dad was born in 68

I died in 1921
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>>383292909
>tfw Death will never be your dad
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>Mom been playing botw
>Has me help her get farther when I come visit
>Has called me asking for advice on how certain things work in the game
It's probably the first game she's gotten into since like, Donkey Kong Country, it's nice.
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>>383299145
>tfw my dad is strict and hotheaded
>tfw get diagnosed with cancer senior year of highschool and have to continue my school from home all year
>descend into a lonely guy who sits on the couch and doesnt move for hours at a time because chemo literally made me miss several hours of time, i'd sit down at 10am and suddenly it would be 4pm
>dad cries his eyes out for the first time since our dog died and i feel awful
>tfw he goes soft on me for the entirety of my 18th year and i feel bad because i fucked up a lot of shit while getting back into the world after my all clear
>tfw lost my car keys and took his old spares and felt terrible about it for some reason
>tfw we hang out all the time and we love eachother but i still cant help but feel i could do better in my life and all i wanna do is make him proud
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>>383307632
sorry you're cancer anon
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>dad is always overworked
>vents all his work frustrations/crankiness towards me exclusively and shit talks me whenever he sees me
>especially if he sees me playing vidya
>told me to hang myself during an argument he started over eggs

Needless to say I'm not fond of him
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>play tiger woods 09 with my dad all time
>real fun and good competition
>he takes 3 times as long on each golf shot

He smokes weed all the time so might be that but wish there was a time limit on the game
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>won't even pretend to be interested in vidya
>expects me to care about his shows
Why do dads do this?
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>went to college
>workin jobs
>moved out
>good grades
>rooming with friends
>good relationship with parenta
>parents have always told me how proud they are of me
>got good at hiding how broken I am inside because of this
If I can keep them in the dark till they die I'll have succeded and will finally be free.
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Never knew my dad. Maybe it explains why I love male attention this bad
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>>383306028
>tfw I've overheard my mom talking about not remembering her patients' name
>tfw she's only 52
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>>383306028
>Family visits grandma
>She has Alzheimers and she doesn't recognize any of us, starts laughing and crying and asking why some family members weren't there, but she was mixing us all up.
>She died and I didn't cry until I saw the casket, and then I balled my eyes out.
I hate Alzheimers.
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>>383302102
>Dad watches me play Persona 4
>Tells me to stop playing all these "Jap big eye games"
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>>383299827
i do the same thing, anon
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>>383308167
Id love to breed your boipucci, anon. You can call me daddy too.
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>>383303430
he threw you out of the nest, my man. he did a good thing.
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>>383297421
You have autism
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>>383306028
If I get alzheimers I will fuckin eat a bullet so fast, that's nightmare shit dude.
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>ya winnin son?
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>>383286645
>Dad walks in on me playing
>Sits down next to me for no reason
>"You make a really dumb face when you play games"
>Have no idea what he means since I've recorded myself before and always had a neutral expression playing
>All of a sudden he starts making weird chimp faces and repeating "This is what you look like"
>Get angry and fuck up
>Teammates get mad at me
>Dad is laughing at me saying "Ha see you're doing it right now!"
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>>383308220
*names
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>>383292486
>dad walks in right as kiryu answers the phone in the telephone club
>sister walks in while customizing platinum hostesses in the cabaret
>mom walks in while doing the S&M substory
you literally can't win
why didn't they walk in during any of the cool shit?
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>>383308951
>since I've recorded myself before and always had a neutral expression playing
You really have autism don't you?
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>>383308690
I need a cock daddy
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>>383309368
I was just curious what I looked like while gaming, Anon. No bully please.
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>>383309395
Would pin you against the wall and fuck you over and over till I was satisfied, then It would be time to make my sissy bitch cum by pounding you in mating press as you moan daddy in my ear in a lewd way.
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>Watching anime
>Door is open
>Dad walks in
>"Are ALL Japanese women that annoying?" he says with a look of disgust and irritation
>"W-what?"
>All of a sudden
>At the top of his fucking lungs (cause I swear he's autistic and has no volume control)
>AEIARIOAOEIAOIEAOAEIEEIAOAIEIEOAIOAIEIOAIEOIEIEIAOIEOIEEAIOEAIOEUAOEUOAE
>wut
>"That's what the all sound like"

I wouldn't have minded, except he's a huge samuraiboo and spends a lot of time watching Shogun and Seven Samurai
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>>383309395
>>383309596
you niggas are gay
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>>383309395
>ifunny
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>>383309395
>>383309596
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>>383309656
Your dad is right
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>>383307826
tell him he's being a fag and if doesn't shut his mouth you'll crack him in the head with a bat when he's sleeping, how bout that?
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>>383299795
That's a good Tomoko. Attractive and cute, while still looking crazy and like she smells bad.
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>>383307826
get a job, move out into a small apartement, learn to live on the minimum, tell your dad you are going to spit on his grave when he's finally dead
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>>383306606
>trying this hard to make your great dad seem like a bad person

This is why nobody likes fatties you fat sack of shit. Your dad sounds like a good person, unfortunately he had a shit family and I can totally see why he would rather spend his time traveling and fucking chicks than being at home with the likes of you, your siblings, and your mom.

I just hope your siblings change their life around, seeing as how I know you didn't otherwise you wouldn't be on 4chan of all places lardo.
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>>383309656
Animufagson btfo
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>>383308460
I DON'T LIKE SHIT ON MY FACE DUDE
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I have no family.
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>dad goes to prison for shooting someone
>sentenced to 18 to life
>mom is in love and dumb
>marries him while he's still in prison
>countless bullshit
>doing dumb shit in their to make it worse on himself
>several instances where she'd be bringing my older brother up to visit or she was just visiting
>get sent back home because he already had someone visiting him
>obviously a woman
>he ends up getting out of prison (fucking lol) 2-3 years ago
>22 years old at the time
>literally never seen him outside of a prison once
>comes to watch me play at one of my games
>barely stays
>leaves with some guy
>buys me a pair of shoes
>anytime he's around all he does is try to boss me around
>I don't think so faggot
>constantly trying to throw his weight around because he has money now

I guess the nigger thought I was going to bend the knee? Literally haven't done shit for me in my 25 years of living besides buy me a pair of sneakers, take me out for a dinner, and get me a job working at his job. 25 fucking years and that's all he's done for me but expects me to say how high when he says jump. If he died today I wouldn't feel a single fucking thing. And this doesn't even include his parents/siblings treating my mom like awful shit while she was living with them raising me and my brother there before she finally moved out and got her own place. For those of you with decent fathers/parents in general, count your blessings, it could be a lot worse.

blog/
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>>383310641
Get money, buy a horse, participate in the tournaments, it's not that hard to make one after you do that.
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>>383310659
get a new job and a new house
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>>383310521
*sputters and stumbles outside*
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>>383310837
He doesn't live with us and I no longer work with him. I was just venting about what sorry sack of piece of shit he was and will always be. He's a selfish fucking nigger. And then he wonders why literally nobody wants to be around him anymore.

Even the people he tries to use doesn't want his ass around, so like once every 2-3 months he ends up begging her to stay here. But you're right, I'll probably move out Spring of next year once I save up enough cash.
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>>383310787
Wait there was one person who said he was my father.
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>>383311218
Where is he
>>
>dad is a literal man child
>56 but has the complex of an 8 year old
>just today threw a massive fit at my mom for not buying him the juice he wanted 2 weeks in a row
>drives all day, literally nothing stopping him from taking 5 minutes to pull into a Publix and just grab it
>every time he gets mad, he actively seeks people out in the house and lashes out at them and fuels his own anger
>threw a laundry basket at my mom over the fucking juice
>got into a fist fight and punched him square in the face for hitting my mom
>tries kicking my dog out of the house and suddenly it's all about my dog
>acts like an absolute piece of shit every time
>been like this my entire life
>this happens every other weekend
>mom won't leave him because she has absolutely zero self esteem, zero confidence, and has spent her whole life not thinking for herself, thanks to my dad treating her the way he does
>desperately pulling moves to find a new job and move back out

Yeah my dads a great guy.
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>>383309395
>getting old enough for twinkbois with daddy issues to call me daddy and beg for my cock
>just want a (relatively)sane boyfriend to play vidya with
life is hard.
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>>383299827
>not having an normiebook tab ready 24/7 in case of emergency
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>>383300042
Since when has submissive women been disturbing?
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>>383304624
Based pops
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>>383300624
>Little sister comes home from school
>She's been reading up on the tumblr politics
>Brought home one of those tests that you take to see where you lie on the political spectrum
>She winds up testing "Radically liberal"
>When comparing my answers, asks me questions
>"Oh, I picked this because the problem isn't just X, it's the fact that Y uses Z to get around L, so X would solve nothing"
>"...oh, I had no idea about any of that. I just picked it because it felt bad to let poor people be poor"

She literally skipped school and cried all day when Trump was elected. I honestly don't know how she's going to survive on her own. She's 18.
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>>383300942
>win $400k
>don't even buy a PS3 to play MSG2 in HD
Come on now
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>>383286645
>>Dad watches you playing videogame
>>Instantly lose

Your subconscious is trying to tell you how much you hate your dad, he will never see you make him proud.
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>>383311592

made me kek desu
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>>383312913

The whole thing is so fucking stupid that it is almost humorous, but my dad really is a piece of shit. When I was a kid we lived in Tampa, and was so selfish that he refused to kick his coke habit until my grand parents basically forced him to move us back down to Ft.Lauderdale.

He's lost great jobs because he's a control freak and can't cope with someone ordering him around. Ended up starting his own business that just flounders around because nobody wants to work for him and he runs the business like a fucking retard, even avoiding doing perfectly reasonable things advised by others to help the business just out of spite of doing things his way.
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>>383312274
>he didn't pick up a cute fuckboy from /v/ that lusts for your cock on the daily calling you daddy and is completely loyal to you
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>>383311592
>punched him square in the face for hitting my mom

potg, good on you lad
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>>383313650
T_T
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>>383307198
Shit bruh I know how you feel. I don't know how she's going to handle herself when I leave for college, I'm pretty much the only person she can really talk to.
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>>383313342
I feel bad for your situation mate.
You should assume that your dad has seen some shit and that he is this way for a reason.
I always look at grown adults from a more childish perspective in the sense that i think to myself: if that was a child... what type of kid would they be?
Maybe your dad is one of the bad kids from the kindergarten. Must have a reason behind it.
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>>383286645
>Mfw single mom
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>>383309656
I mean he's not wrong, Jap women sound annoying as fuck
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>>383293091
>My dad was the best dad
It's just like everyone has different dads and experiences altogether! Oh the wonders of life.
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>>383314360

Nope. Just always been that way. My grandmother tells me horror stories about him. His ex wife hasn't some great ones too.
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>>383314917
So he is mentally unstable. What if he got a pill and he was a normal person?
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>>383311492
Dead. By my own hand.
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>>383306610
By proving him wrong and growing your business.
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>>383315146
Shit bro that's rough
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>>383304556
I'm getting mine into vidya so we'll at least have something
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>mfw my dad is an even bigger manchild slob than I am, got excited for the awful Power Rangers movie and keeps trying to start a Kiss cover band even though he has zero musical talents
>also left my mom for some complete skank and mooches off his parents
At least my grandpa is cool
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>>383289582
>have older sister
>she's fat, lazy and average looking at best
>still has way more friends than me
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>>383291997
my nigga
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>>383291997
>>Not a degenerate
>browses /v/
Whatever you say kiddo
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>>383294768
She was just concerned you were playing the inferior killing floor
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>>383297481
I've come to the conclusion that those who completely stop giving two shits find like-minded individuals pretty easily.
It's how they can hold conversations with them no problem
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>>383304624
KEK! You just know he hasn't gotten any actions in years
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>Dad makes fun of me for playing as Waluigi
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>>383291997
My dude
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>tfw living with the knowledge that your cool grandparent will be dead within ten years
Why do we have to grow old and die /v/, why can't we just spend eternity playing vidya games and having good times with those we love
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>>383288248
based dad calling it how it is
please tell me dad used to play the vidya
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>>383292912
>Tfw studying medicine
>dad wanted me to be an engineer
>he doesn't give a shit about helping me pay the career
>go to live with mom, at least she supports me
>take a job for weekends to help her because the pension the fucker gives me is just arround $200
>in fact I had to sue him for that
>tfw I have no time for vidya, just here to shitpost, before I get home to study
>Fathers can be pretty horrible
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>>383296659
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
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>>383292912
Look, I didn't keep fucking your mom when the condom broke just so you can shitpost about me on the internet.
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>>383300624
>have younger sister
>introverted
>spends most time on her laptop and draws a shitload of japanese inspired drawings
>is not open to anyone except for me (to an extent)

I'm afraid bros, I checked her instagram and she follows all these artists with lewd drawings, how can I stop her from being a japanese obsessed robot?
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>>383313342

Mmmm, delicious spite...
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>>383316580
Its too late now.
A few years from now and she will be sending photos of her legs in colorful stockings to horny weebs
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>>383316580
GIVE
HER
THE
D

Or introduce her to an anime club or something where she can meet like-minded individuals
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>playing senran kagura shinovi versus
>changes clothes shiki
>mon looks
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>>383286645
>Dad makes fun of me for having a female avatar
>Starts calling me his daughter and using female pronouns for me
>Harbour feelings of sexual confusion and gender dysphoria for years as a result
>Begin transition
>Father won't talk to me or acknowledge my existence anymore
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>>383315563
fuck anon you too?
>sister is fat, average looking, and a bitch
>still sleeps with models
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>>383315145

He's an idiot. He was on anger management meds multiple times, but always does a "I'm better now I do that well like I need them" and then whoops rage swings are back in full force.
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>>383316116
based
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>>383298093
i respect her determination
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>>383286645
>dad watches you play online game
>you are dominating
>"so all you do is play easy games?"

Fuck you dad. Good bants.
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>>383316715
lol what a sissy
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>>383316715
good. trannies should be shunned and ignored not acknowledged for their mental issues.
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>>383316715
Post legs fuccboi
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>>383296971
Good for you anon
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>>383310087
And then you find that he wishes to donate all his assets to a charity in his last will to spite you. Great plan. His last thoughts will be of how he'll be laughing his ass off in hell. You sure showed him.

You don't tell your dad to go fuck himself until he's about to die and there's nothing he do about it.
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>>383295660
I mean anon, instead of buying your faggot anime models and chinese cartoon games, you could just get yourself a hooker.
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>>383315521
>KISS cover band
that's the saddest thing on this thread
>>
>playing video games
>no one walks in because I live alone
>no one walks in ever
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>>383316703
She's got out of her anime phase, she just likes to draw anime inspired drawings, she's really good for her age imo. I'm fine with her drawings. I just hope to god she doesn't get introduced to 4chan.

>>383316702
I seriously doubt that will happen, she is somewhat religious, and she doesn't even like it whenever I swear whenever I go visit them home.
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My blue-collar father just stood and watched me play Eternal Sonata for 5 minutes. I was so nervous I quit the game to the menu, and he got mad. He's pretty judgemental so I was waiting for some dirty quip. Unpredictable man.
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>Meeting your dad for the first time.
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>>383296448
>>383297481

It's because confidence, actually going out and talking, and probably he's tried hundreds if not thousands of girls before this one.

It's a numbers game in the end, the more you talk to the better you get at talking and being confident. It also improves your odds because the more you talk to, the better chance you have of one girl actually desperate enough to sleep with some /v/irgin who spends his day shitposting.
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>>383317581
He was enjoying watching you play. so rude. My mom loves to watch me play jrpgs even though she has no idea wtf is going on.
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>>383317871
My mom liked watching me play FFXII. I think she wanted Balthier's dick, then again who doesn't.
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>>383287364
>dad walks in
>DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER!!!
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>>383302236
does he bully your butthole?
>>
>playing mafia
>dad walks in
>I thought I heard django reinhardt, what a nice game
>>
>mum got me and my brother into vidya with the master system playing wonder boy, rainbow island, ghost house, dynamite duxx and klaxx etc
>had almost every single gaming console available throughout our childhood/teens
>now an adult living on my own and she comes to visit for the first time in a long time
>end up playing co-op portal 2 with her for hours on end

I can't believe my own mother, at 59 who hasn't touched a video game in over 25 years is better than 95% of other people I've played this game with.
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>>383286645
>tfw you were playing mgq
>>
>tfw your father played super mario world with you while you are a kid
>never played anything else with me though

He's pretty nice, but i understand that he actually likes football and not video games.
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>>383286942
It sucks man. It really fucking sucks.
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>>383316719
>she's had like two boyfriends, one she dumped the other dumped her, both lasted a week.
>she's a virgin as far as I know but she's been living 2hrs away for school most of the year so who knows.

>her grades are trash cause she's prone to mood swings due to depression.
>both her and my little sister make fun of my lack of socializing and friends even though they do the same fucking thing as me
>doesn't have a job or money cause she spent it all
I love her since she's family, but I'm fucking glad she's out of the house most of the year these days

/blog
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>Playing Bloodborne
>farming blood echoes in Mergo's Loft
>stagger giant pig
>dad walk in
>brutally fisting giant squealing pig
>dad sees whole thing
>his face when
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>>383286942
>>383319185

I know man.
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>>383303554
>>
>Dad walks in
>Lose game
>Dad takes controller
>Wins game
>>
>Playing Bayonetta
>Mom walks in
>She says this to me "Word for word
"Honey, are you a lesbian?"
>Have to explain to her I just really enjoy character action games like Bayo and DMC, and that I'm not at all turned on by the fact that Bayonetta gets naked
>Still to this day I don't think she believes me.
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>>383289582
>have two older sisters
>both over five years older than me and were social types desperate to get out of the house, so don't know either of them
>only time they really talk to me is oldest sister saying things like, "If you need somebody to share with, I'm here" because I attempted suicide a while back
Oh well.
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>>383289582
>Younger sister
>Know basically nothing about her despite growing up with her
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>>383319804
>I'm not at all turned on by the fact that Bayonetta gets naked
Don't deny it you slut
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>>383303785
Probably has never happened.
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>>383320079
Reverse for me, I'm the younger sister, I have an older brother who I know practically jack shit about. I know he likes Halo and Mass Effect, that's about it.
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>>383286645
>Dad comes over
>switch to steam and just looking at a game in my library
>"whatcha playin?"
>"just waiting for my game to update"
>game wasn't updating
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>>383320196
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>>383320196
P-post tits p-please
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>>383319804
Fucking liar. I'm a completely straight guy but I get turned on by Street Fighter and Dragon Ball characters all the time.
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>>383287476
I usually try and rush myself when that happens to get straight to the action so I won't hear the "Back in my day, games were actual games" rant.
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>>383320196
Hey, it's me, your big brother, meet me in my room in about 10 minutes.
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>dad understood your hobby and tried his best to encourage you
>constantly feel like you weren't appreciative enough
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>>383320603
My brother doesn't live at our house anymore
>>383320595
Good for you? Sexuality works differently for different people.
>>
>>383320079
Literally me and my sister. We used to play games together when we were younger. But she dropped them and started going out. Know little to nothing about her until a couple years ago when we started talking again about movies. I noticed she had pretty good taste and loved every film and book I told her she should watch/read. Soon after she started to ask me about some old anime she watched with me when we were young and to recomend her more. We are much closer now, but still I know nothing about her life outside home.
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>>383286942
iktf
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>>383320912
Where do you live again ;)?
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>Playing Bayonetta
>Mom walks in
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>>383299705
>Starcraft
>go to math
How to spot an Asian
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>>383309395
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>family walks by when I'm playing vidya
>instantly alt + tab or press the home button so it seems like I'm doing literally anything else other than playing video games

I can't be the only one right?
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>>383314571
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>>383314571
Be a good mom please, don't make more people like me
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>>383295807
>no anon you don't get it
>you have to completely kill yourself on the inside and throw away all pride
>then you can just fuck a hooker or a super ugly chick to get it over with
>society is really the problem but fuck it dude! just lower your standards!
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>>383307110
I knew that this place is hell
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so /v/, is the high pressure metal cylinder you sit on from a high quality manufacturer, or china?

huh, did you hear that creak a bit when you leaned back to check?
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>>383286645
Every time.
>"what are you playing"
>"oh uh this is just Halo this part isn't too hard"
>rocketed by random flood while not paying attention and instantly killed
>"hahaha not that hard huh?"
>>
>>383298128
I had this exact realization last year when I aired out my dirty laundry to my parents and their reaction being "what do you want me to do," even though they were the ones that dirtied my clothes.
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>>383297421
> needing your dad to wrestle you to the ground during your spergfit to find out that wailing on people for childish reasons is fucking stupid
I feel bad for your parents
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>>383325336
My chair is DX Racer, so when it does inevitably fuck up thanks to the base being placed 2/3 of the way back on the seat, it will just wobble a bit instead of Bill Cosbying my delicate fuckboi asshole.
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>>383317325
Fucking a hooker is a worse sex experience than a good fap.
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>dad is curious as to what game I'm playing
>it's hotline miami
>instead of just brushing him off get all autistic in explaining it
>while playing I develop an automatic tick when in a clutch, probably due to the adrenaline rush
>dad only sees me twitching and muttering like a madman
>avoids me when I'm playing vidya now
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>>383286942
>Watched him take his last breath on his death bed
Dumb dad should of stopped smoking like he always said he would
>>
>Dad used to beat my mother and me, cheat and do weird black magic shit or something
>Dies
>Literally could not care less and my life has only improved

It's a good feel
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>Dad watches me playing videogame
>Tells me I'm wasting my life and I should stop playing games and get into construction like him
Wait, nevermind, he's dead. Feels good man.
>>
>>383293512
T H I C C
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>>383325745
>do weird black magic shit
what?
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>Watching Dad play video games
>He's better than you
>>
>>383325857
I dunno I was going through his stuff after and found lot of weird talismans and stuff and books on rituals and spells
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>>383286645
>Go to arcade once in my life
>Little kid comes to the Tekken machine
>Trying to remember a move
>Little kid beats me
>"Look dad I won"
>His dad watches next match
>I win twice using the move I was trying to remember
>"That's not you son, you didn't win"
>>
>>383325336
I detatched that bottom part and sit on the floor
>>
>>383325706
>Top left
Hey buddy. How have you been doing? Have you been a good boy?
>Top right
I have something to tell you, my friend. Listen up.
>Bottom left
I'm still in the hospital. I don't think I'm gonna make it, buddy. I just wanted to tell you, don't worry, you'll be in good hands.
>Bottom right
Be a good guy... see ya.
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>see dad
>he loves graphics and comic books and MAHVEL movies and shit so video games might be a nice distraction
>try to get him to play Skyrim because it was the easiest game I could think of and he wanted to see what a new game (at the time) would look like on his new TV
>has no idea how to move in a 3D space whatsoever with a keyboard/mouse or controller

It was pretty interesting actually, these are the kind of things you take completely for granted when you play a lot of games but there's a reason every game has a 'press wasd to move' tutorial section.
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>>383325579
The point would be you're no longer incel. Might as well give them a reason to be thankful they're hotglueing their models.
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>>383325706
Had a simular experience except alcoholism. I never drink alcohol because of it.
>Hanging out with friends, that always drink when together
>"What do you mean you don't drink? You're such a buzzkill Anon!"
>Have to deal with it or just be alone
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>>383325582
That's fucking hilarious
>>
>>383286645
>tfw dad was a massive alcoholic but still respect him more than my abusive mother
>>
>>383314571
>Single mother
>and browses 4chan
>>
>>383326152
Have the same kind of dad. Both parents can't do 3D movement with controllers. My dad does well enough playing Red Faction and Return to Castle Wolfenstein though on the computer.
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>>383326272
I feel sorry for the kid
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>>383326157
Why does people worry so much about sex? It's not a big deal. It's nice to do it with someone you love, but just fucking a hooker to say you are not a virgin anymore is plain stupid.
Sex it's not worth all those STD.
>>
>>383289582

>have a hot older sister
>I love her simply as my sister
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>dad watch you post in 4chan
>ask you if you are browsing the deep web
>>
>>383291997
this
>>
Reading this thread really makes me wish my dad wasn't a violent brute who I have no fond memories of..

Some of you guys are real lucky
>>
>>383326446
Don't know. They were the ones saying they're saying their choice in celibacy isn't actually a choice. It's like they expect some qt3.14 to walk into their neet cave and rip their own clothes off, begging to be fucked by them and their superior choice in console.
>>
>>383327057
kek
>>
>>383326336
Yeah I dunno what it is. Just not as much experience? If anything I'd think he'd be better than me at the concept since he was in the air force but it's like, not real. So it's a completely different paradigm I suppose.
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>>383289582
It's not that great. I have 2 older sisters.
And I'm not a hillbilly degenerate so I don't have any impure thoughts with them.
Why do I get the feeling the most vocal incestfags are only childs?
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>dad walks in
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>>383300624
I honestly prefer a SJW sister than the Ashley that I have. I fucking hate her.
>>383316580
She actually sounds pretty average non-normie girl. Just let her be. I know people like her and they're fine.
>>383316703
Anime clubs are fucking disgusting. Just let her meet somebody online or at school or whatever. Maybe even going to a con.
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>>383300942
>rent is 200 dollars a month
>keep my door locked so parents can't come inside
What
>>
>>383316715
Your dad's an asshole. Just be happy, anon. Good luck with your transition.
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>>383295337
Kek
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>yfw you have fantastic parents who you cherish
>>
I recall my dad gaining interest while I was playing LA Noire because of the plot involving morphine
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>>383327297
>Niece is going to be 15 when I'm 31
Hmmm...
>>
>>383300942
>win 400k
>Stay as a NEET and do fucking nothing with the money
>didn't even rent an apartment

I demand an explanation. Why the fuck didn't you move out? What did you do with the money?
If you have half left, then just move out and get a job anon. It's not that hard. YOU WON THE GODDAMN LOTTERY FFS.
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>>383286645
>playing EU4
>mom's outside my room doing laundry or whatnot
>leave room
>"Anon why have you been staring at a map for 4 hours"
>>
>be 12
>playing some weaboo game
>dad walks in and sees big anime tiddie
>"Oh I see why you like this game anon"
>shiteatinggrin.jpeg
>spaz out a bit trying to explain that it's fun and I don't care about the titties even though I totally did
Can't remember any other instances really.
>>
>>383328054
To be honest, all you do is stare at a map for hours.
>>
>>383328137
>parents letting you play game with big anime tiddies at 12
I call BS
>>
>>383328675
>implying it was something like senran kagura with anime tiddies as the selling point and not something that happened to include big anime tiddies like ff7
I don't remember the game honestly, but it was rated T and my parents didn't really care about the ratings since the news on tv shows tons of violence and crime already
>>
>>383328905
>weeaboo game
>not practically hentai
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