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SGDQ 2017: "DS is just too stupid" edition

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"We're just shy of $74,000 raised in donations out of $100,000 needed to unlock Breath of the Wild. Deadline is the end of Majora's Mask!"

Its happening

>Now: Dark Souls 3
>Next: Dark Souls
>Later: Super Panga World

Stream: https://www.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick

Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule/
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>>383281781
DANK BLING
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M E M E S
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>all these kiddies bitching about him skipping/bugging out bosses
>literally only Abyss watchers are done this way.

Could you souls haters be any more obvious?
You'd rather see a walking simulator or an 8 hour run with plenty of bugs and glitch exploits but you jump to the first opportunity to bash souls.
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I HATE DARK SOULS GUYS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
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This run is fucking boring. I'm going to the store.
You guys want anything?
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>ulillillia finally gets a job
>goes to gdq to show off his dark souls skills
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Can someone explain how this related back to dark souls 1?
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>>383281781
Salty edition
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>/v/ bitches about shit that literally doesn't matter: the threads
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Is Dark Souls stressful?
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>>383281865
is dark souls the best rougelike?
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>>383281865
reasons to live
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>>383281865

A gun.
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>>383281865
Get me a satisfying adult relationship
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>>383281865
a bullet to my brain, please
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I'm not a fan of using sarcasm as a vehicle for humor desu, plus the runner seems very smarmy in general
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This runner sure is funny.

>>383281865
Grab me a redbull.
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>Actually having fun watching these last two runs

What the fuck happened?
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>>383281920
your waifu
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Dark Memes
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Is Dark Souls 3 the Dark Souls of soulsgames?
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>spook
racist
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>Another literal who speedrunning DS3
Because the last time you did this it went so well right GDQ
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What's an Abyss Watcher?
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The runner is shit. The faggot on the couch is worse.
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>playing cuck souls when you could play bloodborne, which is dark souls but better
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>>383281905
no hit runs maybe
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>>383281865
Some crab legs would be nice, thanks Anon
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>>383281850
THIS
H
I
S
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Git gud means

>go to Souls wiki
>copy stats and what you should level
>look at a walkthrough how to get an overpowered weapon fast
>look up how to abuse boss ai so he can't hit you
>tell others on /v/ to "git gud"
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>>383281959
i'd be ok with what he was saying if not for this annoying pseudo-radio announcer inflection. just talk like a normal fucking person, christ
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>>383281865
I wish we would drink wine and screw.
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>>383281972
I don't watch animu
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>>383281959
Dont bully him he is nervous
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were titanfall/d2 worth watching? I went out and missed the both of them.
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>>383281865
A 6 pack of anything over 6%, thanks, I'll venmo you. Oh, and a Toblerone

Isn't the crystal sage a lady?
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>>383281865

Some Dr. Pepper would be nice
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>>383281993
what is this stupid face? do people really think this potato look is arousing?
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why doesnt he 2hand
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>>383281992
He looks into your mom's asshole
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>>383281971
they stopped playing shitty games from the 90s and other sidescrollers/final fantasies
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Guys where is god gamer Dist? Nobody cares about this shmuck
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>>383281996
Here's that (you) you're looking for
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Post more ahegao
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>>383281993

i, too, saw that thread on /s/
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>>383282027
So, is this how I git gud at Mon hun?
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>>383281996
But the only good boss in Bloodborne is Micolash
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>>383281993
MORE
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>>383282062
They were actually, especially tf2
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>>383281865
bring me a monster zero ultra, missed my first sip
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>>383282081
if you're not a gay protomagicalgirl, yes
so anon are you a gay protomagicalgirl?
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>>383281865
get me a girl that knows how to deepthroat

never find one of these
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I'm going to the food truck to get a half pound of deep-fried cheese curds. Anyone else want a light snack?
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>>383282064
>not Pibb

why?
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>>383282081
>asking crazy people "why are you crazy?"
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>>383281996
>easier is better
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WHY (clapping emoji) RE (clapping emoji) PEOPLE (clapping emoji) ACTING (clapping emoji) SURPRISED (clapping emoji) THAT (clapping emoji) THEY'LL (clapping emoji) MEET (clapping emoji) THE (clapping emoji) BotW (clapping emoji) INCENTIVE
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>>383282095
1H attacks for straight swords are faster and take less stamina and the 2H attack bonus isn't worth it here.
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>>383282062

Titanfall was sick, and D2 was pretty comfy. I'd watch both
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>>383282062
titanfall was shit
d2 was comfy and had some top tier jokes near the end but not as fun as jedi outcast
rise of the triad was a meme
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>>383282062
Titanfall 2 was pretty good. Some nice speedrun strats and commentary.

D2 was alright, too, though a bit boring.
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So this is speedrunning....wow.....whoa..........
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1hr40 is pretty damn fast for every single boss especially with DLC1

friede literally took me 8 hours
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Why luck??
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>>383281865
A chaos 2 hander and a grass crest shield.
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>>383282161
I never received a good blowjob from a woman
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This isn't even a real category.
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>>383281865
low fat milk and a girl without tattoos or piercing who enjoys anal sex
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>>383281865
some fashion sense for these trannies

just cause you're a fucking tranny doesn't give you an excuse for looking like shit
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I dislike this memer.
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>3 years of watching these events and I still don't know what a split is
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So are they doing BotW?
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WAOOOW
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WOW
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>WOW

BANNED
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>being so beta that you have to ask the announcer for even more donations because you have nothing to talk about
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>>383282081
faggot
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>>383282235
Dude on the left has no eyebrows, looks like he went super saiyan 3
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>WOW
BANNU
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Dogs are the worst enemies in any souls game.
You can't refute this.
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>WAOW
BANNED RIP IN PIECES THORW
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>>383282278
what did he mean by this
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Did the guy just do a bonesaw/owen wilson wow?
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>>383282235
The future is female (male)
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HE SAID IT HAHHAHA
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>kids donate their birthday money to this
Sad.
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Man I love how a lot of people are slipping in Owen Wilsons "wows". Cheeky cunts.
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Goddamn memelord runner.
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BANNED
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It's not been as interesting as I thought it'd be.
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>BIRTHDAY MONEY TO DONATION
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Why are people still saying the save/kill animals shit. The super Metroid run was like 20 hours ago.
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BANNED
NICE TRY
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>>383281928
>>383281958
Alright, Mr. Cobain.

>>383281956
>>383282056
>>383282161
I'd have to go to the GF store, which is across town. They only sell shitty girls are the local grocer.
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WOW THAT'S A BIG SNAKE
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>that subtle Owen Wilson "wow" by the runner
BANNED
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why does /v/ hate this bubbles guy? he actually made some funny jokes
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WAOW
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>>383282296
figures an anime posted is fucking retarded
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>>383282235
Trump winning the election ruined so many young men's lives
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>>383282179

Because Dr. Pepper is better>>383282179
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wow
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>>383282296
You need to stop watching then.
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Why are you so bitter, /v/
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OWEN WILSON ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>383282318
Now thats just cringe
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>>383282363
it's a meme u dip
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>>383282296
divvying up certain areas so you can record times on those specific areas, know where you're weakest, and work to improve those specific areas
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>WOOOOOW
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE IS THAT A BONESAW CAR KEYS REFERENCE?
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>Bad joke
>awkward silence
Anyway...
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awoo
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>>383282359
DaS3 is shit until the lategame and so is the run

TRC is pretty cool especially with the partake glitch but the tranny jews did not want DLC2
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>>383282318
ew
if you're gonna post shitty ones then post 2d
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>WAOW
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What's the point of a SoulsBorne speedrun if it isn't Distortion2?
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>>383282146
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>>383282409
A lifetime of misery does that to people. We are no exception.
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>she's so pretty
BANNED
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>>383282396
Kill yourself, Dr. Pepper fanboy
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>>383282317
Maybe he's asking for them now because he knows he'll be entering an area where there's lots to talk about without stopping?
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>Female (female) is pretty
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
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anyone else hate dark souls haha ;D

why this guy cheating lol? where ma kingdom hearts??
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>>383282235
>Be good runner, have fun.
BANNED!
>Be bad runner actively deny fun.
BREAK ALL THE RULES YOU WANT! WE WON'T BAN YOU.
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why is that dude so unfunny? MEH
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>>383282062
Titanfall 2 was good. D2 was ok iguess
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>she's pretty
BANNED
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>spit your goo, my dude
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when is breasts of the wild?
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>>383282319
>if you don't like disgusting deformed faces you're gay
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>>383282367
above 4/10 is fine aslong as she knows he shit

most nerd girls just do the fucking starfish
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>>383282529
(you)
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>"literally kill yourself you subhuman bug"
welp thats a ban
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>>383282541
kek
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>>383282529
How many times are you gonna post this?
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>>383282548
That game isn't being ran
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>>383282529
All of his jokes are precanned and forced
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>>383282317
>boring part, nothing to say whatsoever
>le beta xDD
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>>383282571
If you even know this you should leave
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>>383282554
This

I need girls to be completely unemotional and disinterested during sex
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>>383282572
>>383282602
What did they mean by this?
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>>383282529
(you)

now fuck off
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>>383281865
a girlfriend
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>>383282516
>still butthurt people enjoyed KH
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ABSOLUTELY BANNED
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>>383282471
>>383282137
>>383281993

3d women desperately trying to imitate 2d is honestly one of the most disgusting things ever
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>sgdq almost over
>Comfy threads will go away soon
>Have to go back to gross nu-/v/ endless nintendoomed and PS4 vs pc shitposting threads

Help, I don't want it to end
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>anime haha am I right guys?
I hate this run.
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>GDQ twitter is basically begging people to donate for the meme zelda run

They're just gonna run it even if they don't reach the goal

screencap this
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>>383282626
Exactly.
Stoicism is the way, even during sex for both male and female.
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"I wonder if he's trying to make new friends in his High School"

...

"Anyway..."
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>>383282681
capped
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>>383282671
These threads are comfy to you?
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>>383282669
Yes, but that means that men can get easy pussy.
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GRAVITY: 1
ANIME: 0
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>>383281865
Robot wife please.
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>>383282669
3d women striving for perfection is better than just regular 3d
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>>383282619
I won't, its really difficult for me to make friends, especially with dudes
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I don't know if its me just not understanding humans or this really is cringe
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>>383282671
>Comfy threads
>GDQ threads
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>the holocaust didn't happen, but it SHOULD happen
What did he mean by this?
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>>383282681
I've already donated $1000 to it
I have a feeling I'll throw $500 more at it during the majoras mask run
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>king of the hill
>king
Someone get this patriarchal pig out of here
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I don't entirely know why, but I dislike Dark Souls speedruns. Maybe it's the fact that the run is simply periods of running, running, running, punctuated by occasional boss battle to be cheesed or save and quit abuse.

The whole run feels predictable even when you don't know it in its entirety. I think it's one of those games where challenge or novelty runs are more impressive than speedruns.

Maybe it's just the fanbase.
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Why no DLC2? Did it not meet an incentive or something?
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This is what your average Dark Souls hater looks like
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>>383282626
This but unironically.
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>>383282187
don't worry, some generous anonymous donations of 10k with no comment will make up for it.
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>>383282626
sticking your tongue out and crossing your eyes isn't an emotion.
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This guy is just a born entertaininer.
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>>383282671
I only ever come back to /v/ for GDQ threads cause I'm not autistic.
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>>383281865
some ham and a baguette
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>>383282681

Nah, they still have to keep up appearances. There will be several """""""""""anonymous""""""""""" donations going towards it.
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>>383282137
Her gaze should be completely upwards/half white.
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>>383282403
Its missing Air Canada
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found a cute 2b emote in chat
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>>383282681
This. They're retarded for thinking people were actually gonna donate $500,000 in Twitch currency
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>>383282774
crow quills i think
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>>383282681
Isn't the BOTW route currently boring as fuck?
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>dark souls is hard
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>>383282774
gdq organizer autism
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don't kid yourself, they're going to get enough "anonymous donations" to reach it
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Why are Dark Souls runners so autistic?
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>>383281865
curlywurly
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>Nier Amama
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what did the guy that do diablo 2 run say is he banned?
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when's Bloodborne
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>>383282774
they literally explained why before the run fag
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>>383282743
>wanting pussy when you could be living the sexless life God gave you
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>fat dude with long ginger hair
either he's the life of the party, super spontaneous and just an overall total chill dude

or he is like this dude, weird, autistic jokes, zero personality. masking his """"jokes"""" with sarcasm and very """clever""" irony
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>>383282774
wasnt out yet when the runner submitted it
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can we get an announcer that knows how to read
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Are all soulstards like this runner?
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>>383282756
You don't belong here. You will never find acceptance, friendship, or comradeship here since you are not among peers.
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>>383282774
It was released after the submission time limit so they wouldn't allow it. Even though Distortion2 offered to have it as a donation incentive the GDQ organizers wouldn't allow it, which is dumb since they're allowing Breath of the Wild simply for being a Zelda game.
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>>383282637
I'm sorry, that was out of line. I shouldn't take the piss out of disabled people
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>>383282669
>women
uh
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>>383282775
Spot on really
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>"Wiff Nier AouMao"
Did the donation reader have a stroke?
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when will he stop talking
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>>383282774

Bandai Namco said that it's too close to the release to show it.
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>>383282850
"Traps are gay"
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>>383282774
DLC was released too late for the GDQ organizers to "vet" the run for content to make sure it's family fucking friendly or some lame ass excuse like that.
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it's kinda sad how when something funny happens everyone on every forum of the internet yells "BANNED". It's gotten so bad I'm gonna try watching the north american speedrun assembly next year to try to get away from the cuckedness
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>>383282868
>le kino
This is why Bloodborne fags are the worst, completely obnoxious and arrogant
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>what a reference

our boy bubbles, blowing this cuck the FUCK out
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BAN HIM
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BANNED
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>indirectly calling famous people disgusting
banned as fuck
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>>383282850
He told a joke and people thought he got in trouble, so nothing
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>>383282774
Wasn't approved. Honestly, today has been great. They approved Rise Of The Triad thinking it was the 1994 game. It was the remake and so SHIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT ASS DIE IN A FIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT for the entire stream.

It was pottery.
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>>383282802
>>383282681

Naa one of the sponsors will just donate $10k or whatever
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>>383282850
>traps are gay
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>Trying this hard to be funny

All his "jokes" are so bad, it's so hard to watch.
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>>383282902
yeah fuckboi
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>>383282882
>Not going after boipussy
Pleb.
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>Referencing celebrities

BANNED
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ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BANNED
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>>383282937
but hes right
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>>383282850
>Traps everywhere
>Traps are gay
>Doctors without Brothers joke
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>>383282992
I missed that run

fuck
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>>383282903
Drink bleach you little shit, nobody cares about your failure as a man
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>>383283003
t. hollow shell of a man that cannot have fun
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>DEXFAGS
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>giantdad is crying
us dark soulers xD amirite guys
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>>383283012
kek
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>>383283008
It's hard.

Real hard.
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What would you do with 1,250,000 dollars, anons?
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>dex
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>>383283034
Sauce?
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>>383283012
WHY IS THERE OWEN WILSON WITH A BUS?!
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>>383282969
I pity the pathetic shell of a man that your mind inhabits, unable to even begin to comprehend the masterpiece that is Bloodborne.
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Bubbles is trying to bait him into getting banned.
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THERE YOU GO FAGS

DEX VS STR

DEX WINS
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>>383283034
>only thing westerners are good at is drawing gay porn

What's wrong with white people?
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>>383282992

How was the latter half of the FF7 run? I fell asleep about 4 hours in.
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>>383283012
AAAAGGHHH SHIA SURPRIIIIIISE
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>>383281865
Yeah can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>383283069
Just watch and cry STR fag.
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back from the gym
did I miss some dank memes?
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>feels good man
banned af senpai
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>>383282996
post a clip
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>Feels Good Man...

A Pepe reference...

NAZI
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>i can post funny mememays on /v/ all i like but its not ok when a speedrunner does it >:(
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>>383283106
wow
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>feels good man
Can I get a meme counter for this run?
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>>383282962
It is because "Fun = Ban" has happened so fucking odten it isn't even a meme, it is a fucking fact.
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>Feels good man
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>>383283098
2 traps at the same time
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>>383283069
say that to my face
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>>383283098
Invest it and go about my business.
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>>383283012
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>get told you're going to run Dark Souls 3 instead of Distort
>nervously try to be entertaining as you fail multiple times at skips
>everyone just thinks you're autistic instead of understanding your plight
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>>383283110
case in point
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>>383283119
p fucking great/10
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waow
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>>383283057
Kek enjoy being an outsider
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>>383283098
I'd make a better event than Games Banned Quick
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>>383282772
this is how I feel about a lot of 3D game speedruns in general, a lot of out of bounds fuckery, AI exploiting, etc rather than a pure mastery of the combat
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>>383283098
put it all in a vanguard index fund and live off of the interest
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>>383283098
Keep the same life I'm already living except with some cash on the side if needed
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>>383283098
buy some stupid shit
and not give a fuck for a while
maybe travel a little bit
but nothing too fancy
>>
>pepe reference
Is he, dare I say it, B A N N E D
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The biggest memelord.
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>>383283092
Well, SGDQ has plenty of boipussy.
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>>383283098
Bury myself alive in the middle of nowhere in with my money
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>>383283132
Shoo shoo poison womb
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Travel.
A lot.
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>>383283152
yah I know, I was trying to say how the entirety of the internet recognizes it, they can't keep getting away with it
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>comfy
/ourguy/
>>
So was the Diablo runner legit banned or is it shitposting again?

Kind of hoping he was banned not because I dislike him but because more people need to see what a shitshow this event is.
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>>383283098
Buy a framemeister
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>>383283119
good rng and execution. would have probably been wr if runner didnt have meme names for everyone.
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can he stop spouting tired memes holy shit
how old is this kid, even?
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>>383283098
Pretend i gave it to a charity.
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>>383282631
nice reddit image
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>>383283138
too long for a clip
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/157295442?t=25h20m10s
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>>383283098
Invest and NEET
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>>383283234
Do we have an insider
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>>383283251

How would anyone even know, it's just internet memes for fucks sake
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reminder the blindfolded thing is just for one bossfight and not a run like they keep saying
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>>383283251

I didnt get the D2 thing. Was he joking about his story about his brother or something?
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>>383283132
any porn?
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this thread has been given a Nice certificate, from none other than Steve1989
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>>383282992
Don't you mean poetry?
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>safe and welcoming for (((all)))
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>>383283251
It takes a while to learn if they're banned or not. It happens more afterwards where they're just silently disallowed from other events.
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>>383283279
>spout memes on /v/
>it's okay
>spout memes on a meme stream
>H-HOW OLD IS THIS K-KID DO I FIT IN YET
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>>383283179
>everyone just thinks you're autistic

Why else would he be speedrunning?
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>>383283098
Put it all into cryptocurrencies.
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>>383283281
Why do you ask?
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>>383283281
I'm saving it for my waifu
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>fat rolls
BANNED
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Will that autistic memey number 9 run be back next AGDQ?

:3

1, 2 ,3 ,4 ,5 ,6789 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>383283193
the fucc
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>>383283179
He's autism incarnate
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>>383283247
>comfy posters
back to >>>/vg/
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>>383282764
you could've donated that money to me you ass
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i think this is the zero fun autist from last year, right?
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will someone be buttblasted at the term fat roll?
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>>383283281
I'm not

I used to fug everyday when I was 16

But now I'm 21 and havent fugged sinc

Want to fix that?
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>>383283336
Thanks steve
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>>383283324
Pretending that doctors without borders was doctors without brothers.
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>>383283281
Because I'm short, awkward, and boring.
I know my place in life, and it's being alone.
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>>383283105
https://e621.net/post/show/671564/2015-anthro-big_breasts-bovine-breasts-bust_portra
>>
I'm actually gonna have to pay income tax this year for the first time ever. Is it really just as simple as donating what I'm expected to pay, keeping the receipts, and sending them to the IRS? Is their a cap on what percentage of what I owe can be written off?
>>
>>383283098

Whoops
>>383283237
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>>383283396
Disgusting
>>
>>383283294
i don't hear anything about traps
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>>383283396
that anime was retarded btw
>>
>fatties

BANNED
>>
>fatties
>>
>>383283194
Anon, you would be suprised how many half normies you write with here everyday

Especially since 2013
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>FATTIES

B A N N E D

A

N

N

E

D
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Fatties....

TRIGGERED
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>>383283391
>>
>fatties
banned
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/v/ we've been over this, everything you don't like isn't a meme
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>>383283396
Well there goes your chance to accomplish something once in your life, anon.
>>
>>383283396
As a wizard you made the better choice.

Wizard powers suck and sex is awesome.
>>
>fat shaming
BANNED BANNED BANNED
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>>383283415
he ran the kill yourself ds3 iirc
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>>383283396
If god is real why didn't he make 3D with bodies like this?
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>>383283415
He's the guy that fucked the Dark Souls run last year
>>
i want a girlfriend who will wake the ahegao face for me to cum on
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>fat dudes and normal dudes
BANNED
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>>383283425
source
>>
13
>>
>>383283132
that face looks shopped in there
>>
>>383283281
I'm 41, I don't see the point in losing it now
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>>383283396
>tfw no good tentacle hentai in years
>>
>bubble literally fat shaming the enemy

bye bye bubbles
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>>383283449
damn, she grew up fine
>>
>fatties
BANNED
>>
fatasses btfo
>>
>>383283415
He's running Kiln skip after this.
>>
>>383283449
Black choker = black belt in cock sucking.
>>
>>383283512
kek.
>>
Ahegao?
>>
>>383283406
why?
I hate you guys
>>
>>383283428
the joke + the setup was actually A+
>>
>>383283449
how the get gf w freckles and choker
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>>383283572
oh, boi
>>
>>383283483
No... no I wouldn't. NORPs are the great cancer
>>
fuck you he is based
>>
That dlc looks alright. /v/ told me the DS3 dlc is trash. As someone replaying DS2 right now, I think I'd much rather be playing DS3.
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>>383283449
Getting healthy makes people look good. Inherently. Most of the problems of visual appearance come down to malnutrition of one form or another and a lack of exercise. Seldom are the truly ugly people.
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i stopped watching after jedi outcast. besides it and lttp, have there been any other great runs?
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>>383283474
irrelevant, this is the joke he was making that caused huge controversy and will get a lot of brothers to get killed in africa
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>>383283459
99% of the people on /v/ probably have never filed taxes in their fuckin' life because they're underage and this is the place you're fucking asking?
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>>383283615
what exactly is she doing? be as descriptive as possible I have literally no idea
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Wasn't the blood stat nerfed?
>>
i don't play the dark souls franchise because it is not available on linux

i have a question: is it truly hard? or is it just meme/normie hard?
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>>383283615
those are some A tier eyes for cocksuckn
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>>383283615
zucc
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>>383283630
>listening to what /v/ says
Are you fucking retarded?
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>bloodborn boss
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>>383283653
KH was pretty good
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>>383283440
Forgot all about the artist. Thanks, robofriend.
>>
whats wrong with memes?
4chan was literally made for making memes
stupid newfags, i hate summer
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>>383283629
He tries so hard to be unfunny

Fuck off summerfag
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>>383283619
My only ragert is that it was too long to make into a webm and still keep his listening to the headphones gestures.
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>>383283281
I dunno
Well i fugged a sloot 3 years ago with a condom and didn't even come.
I actually still think of myself as /v/irgin.
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>>383283673
suck benis
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>>383283415
>Everyone loved his TES run from 2 GDQs ago
>His DaS3 run from the last GDQ was a chokefest and everyone murdered him for it
>Ran a literal memegame this year
>Gets constantly shit on now

Poor Bubbles will never catch a break
>>
>>383283535
>41 year old virgin
How abused were you as a kid, and how many mental illnesses do you have?
>>
whoa this game looks hard
>>
Please stop ahegao posting.
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>>383283630
I liked DS2 but only because I'd join the bell bros and team up on new players in the tower. :^)
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>>383283685
normie hard
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>>383283630
First DLC is OK. It only has 2 bosses. One is shit, the other is god tier.

DLC2 is literally one of the best parts of the whole series though, and the last boss is the best in the series hands down.
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>>383283012
is that the BR watsu? this nigger is everywhere
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>>383282992

the vetting process for games being submitted is a video of the game being run.

They knew about the profanity.
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>>383283680
This is old patch.
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>GDQ 2020
>Only trannys and fags can speedrun games
>Straight white males are on display in cages
>Top donations get 10 minutes with the white male slaves in a small room
>Every donator has a sob story about their transgender parent that died of ebola
>Donations are read by a computer that uses a neural network of Tumblr posts to determine whether the donator was transgender
>MFW
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>>383283709
organic memes are nice
forced memes aren't nice
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>>383283710
You don't fit in
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>>383283630
its alright its just short. The final boss of dlc1 is really good
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>>383283664
I figured most people just came here for the anonymity
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>>383283709
>>
Stop watching and donating to this garbage
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>>383283626
You already are

or else you wouldn't reply like an autistic minor
>>
>>383283710

okay you made me flash this
don't make me do this again
>>
>>383283685
It's old school. There's not much handholding so modern gamers think it's impossibly hard.
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>>383283673
She is slurping on a chunk of meat.
>>
>ANONYMOUS DONATION
>$500
>NO COMMENT

WHO HAS THIS MUCH DISPOABLE INCOME
>>
>>383283709
Only autists that take 4chan too seriously
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>>383283653
Already mentioned, but Rise Of The Triad was an instance of the selection criteria that prevented The Ringed City from being played right now blowing up in the faces of the organizers. Not particularly good as a run, but it was a chuckle.

Ninja Gaiden SMS was good.
>>
ANONYMOUS
NO COMMENT
>>
stop donating
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>>383283771
Same can apply to you
>>
>anonymous
>>
>>383283459
Depends on how much you make. You can give up to 50% of your AGI. If you make too much and have too many deductions then you will be subject to AMT.
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>>383283281
i'm at a point where i'd rather not know what i'm missing
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>he will cheese Pontiff somehow
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>>383283685
It doesn't hold your hand and the controls can be a bit tricky to learn. Preparing and being patient gets you through everything. Some bosses are really tough though
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>>383283812
GET OUT
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>>383283685
it's more difficult that almost all modern games but overall it's not that hard
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>>383283761
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>$500 Anonymous donation
>No comment
>>
why do they get some awkward guy to read donations who clearly has trouble talking
>>
>>383283812
>nu-/v/ fags
>>
>>383283812
Disregard this. I suck cocks.
>>
>>383283816
It's a tax write off?
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>>383283731
is this a trick to get me to post more? I don't have more unfortunately

me on the left
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>>383283850
I'm not trying so hard to fit in
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>>383283830
Jewyama
>>
>>383283761
huh, this just made me realize that if it wasn't for jewyama the charities probably would have already changed to tranny shit
>>
What are the most autistic moments in this GDQ?

I watched the Metroid one and that one guy in the couch was pure cringe but not autistic enough.
>>
>>383283098
Same as now except slightly better hardware and being set for life in regards to bills, shelter and food.
>>
>>383283812
>I'm sorry master I have to go all out this one time
Do something with your life, man.
>>
>>383283812
kys
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>>383282296
watch more speedruns then
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>>383283761
>>
>>383283816
People with careers
>>
>1000 dollar anonymous donation
HERE WE GO
>>
HERE COME THOSE ANONYMOUS DONATIONS BOYS
>>
>>383283685
Once you find out that the entire game is all about learning attack patterns its easy.
>>
okay i get it if you donate as anonymous but why the fuck you dont say anything?
like you spend so much money and you dont even throw in some stupid meme?
fucking fake dontaions
>>
The anonymous millionaires are starting to show up
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>>383283816
they donate out of the goodness of their heart obviously :)))
>>
>>383283816
I'd rather blow this money on escorts than helping starving africans
>>
>>383283816
>he doesn't know all anonymous donations are really from the organisers of the event
>>
>$1000 from anon
>look at dat dog
What the fuck
>>
>>383283872
He doesn't need cheese.
>>
hi friends
>>
Here come the end stage large (((anonymous))) donations.
>>
>>383283685
It's hard in the way most old NES games are hard
You actually have to learn things yourself
>>
>the anonymous donations really are coming in now that it's the end
Ebin
>>
>500
>anonymous
>1000
>anonymous
>>
>>383283861
get outside then
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>>383283872
>he will beat the boss fast in a speedrun

Oh no!
>>
>>383283883
>>383283875
>>383283749
from what i have seen, the difficult comes from enemies doing massive damage on one hit, and other blocking/dodging slow as fuck attacks
>>
>>383283981
howdy neighbor
>>
how many 1,000 dollar anonymous donations have there been at gdqs? not suspicious at all
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>>383283861
me too anon me too
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>>383283812
Will summerfag poster ever recover?
>>
>>383283960
enjoy your stds for life
>>
>>383283976
more like look at that launder
>>
>>383283951
I'm not doing it for fame so I don't care.
>>
>mfw people say this fight was easy because they just parried everything

no shit dark souls is easy when you do the cheesiest most boring strat ever
>>
>using weapons to beat a boss
Wow great skill
>>
Reminder that if you've ever purchased a 4chan pass suicide is the only option left for you
>>
>>383283861
im almost 27 and its probably way too late to get a choker ahegao gf
>>
FUUUCK I DON'T WANT TO FAP RIGHT NOW, STOP AHEGAO BITCHES AT ONCE
>>
>>383284035
aren't escorts cleaner, I wouldn't know but I thought they were
>>
>>383284075
but i hate captchas
>>
>anonymous everytime
They are donating to themself so the peer pressure kicks in
>>
>>383283685
Not that hard, most of it is just learning what enemy does what
There's also a lot of extremely shitty design """"ideas"""" that people pass as LOLGITGUD when they're just artificial difficulty increases (like getting stunlocked by one enemy and combo'd into death)
Otherwise, DS1 and DeS are good
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>>383283281
I never thought the idea of a one night stand was appealing.

And I have too high standers for dating.
>>
DAILY REMINDER THAT SULYVAHN DID NOTHING WRONG
>>
Good joke.
>>
Here come all the anonymous donations so they can claim the BotW incentive is met
>>
>>383284062
>Parrying
>Cheese
Maybe in Bloodborne, but its a great risk-reward system
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>>383284058
she has cute small mouth
would be just perfect for my small penis
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Dont worry speedrunner guy I smiled at your joke
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>>383284075
Reminder that if you've ever posted on 4chan suicide is the only option for you
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>Spook
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>>383283861
>GODDAMMIT I WISH I WAS A CUTE COSPLAY GF(male) FUCK FUCK FUCK

Fify
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who here is /trappedhereforever/?
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>>383284095
Too early, they all want to fuck their dads
>>
>>383284075
im gonna decline
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>im glad no one laughed
that makes both of us
>>
Why do agehao faces make me want to slap my cock wildly on their face?
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"no-one laughed at my joke ha i loved it though I'm glad no-one laughed at it"

live suicide when
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>>383284176
cuck
>>
>>383284164
back off

my small penis will be in her mouth instead
>>
>All these jokes
STop
>>
CAN YOU FUCKS STOP POSTING LEWD IMAGES ?! IM ON NOFAP
>>
>>383283098
give it all to Bad Dragon
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>>383284185
I wouldn't want to die any other way
>>
>>383284058
What the fuck is this she doesnt even try
>>
>>383284012
The difficulty comes from the game taking advantage of how people play because most are impatient and cant think critically
>>
>>383284062
I killed Pontiff first try without parrying.
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>>383284189
>>
>>383283951
It's almost like not everyone is a fucking memelord who feels the need to be funny or epic when they give to charity
>>
>>383284185
Tell me how to avoid posting on 4chan
>>
>>383284210
Did a pupper fall in the pizza?
>>
>>383284245
your prostate will turn into dust
>>
>there are dogs posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>
>>383283281
Crippling social anxiety.
>>
>roleplaying as your pet
is there anything more pathetic?
>>
>>383284189
Why is everyone posting about spook being racist or whatever? What the fuck did I miss? How is it offensive in any way? HOW AM I SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH THESE AUTISTS?!
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>Dog roleplayer donator

YEAR OF THE SPOONY CONFIRMED
>>
>>383284129
Proper ones are a lot cleaner, and they get regular tests, and the very proper ones require you to get a std test sheet with you.
>>
the earthbound run is just going to be a commercial for yetee now
they bought the name to Ness to throw their fucking company name in.
>>
>>383284259
Damn BIGSTOCK why would you make this picture
>>
>>383284313
=
>>383284326
>>
>>383284268
mmmmhmmm
>>
>>383284245
I'm on nofap day 567, get on my fucking level

It doesn't help but I'm committed at this point
>>
>2000 away from meeting it
Thanks anonymous :)
>>
>>383283098
Buy Digibytes
>>
>>383284263
nice to know
thank you
>>
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>>383283816
oy vey goyim what are you implying
>>
>>383283098
buy a 4chan pass
>>
new thread
>>383284416

new thread
>>383284416

new thread
>>383284416
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>>383284362
wtf ? can you even get a boner anymore ?
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>"""""Anonymous"""""

shady as fuck my man
>>
>he
>him

TRIGGERED
>>
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
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>refers to Gwyndolin as he
BANNED
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>>383284362
are you fucking whatever the fuck you like at least?
>>
>he
DING DONG BANNU
>>
>he
well now he is getting banned for sure
>>
>>383284362
>>383284245
you guys are fucking losers
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>>383284245
>taking away your only joy in life

for what purpose
>>
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>>383284313
anti-intellectuals will never understand pupper rp
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>>383284362
>I'm on nofap day 1
:^)
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>>383284325
a spook is a racist term for a nigger
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>>383283098
Pay my college debt
>>
>GWYNDOLIN HE IS MY FRIEND

SHUT IT DOWN

PROTO RAGE INC

THORW BANNED
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>>383283120
THE DRUGS
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>>383284443
Nothing really changes, you just waste less time.
>>
RIGHT IN THE GWYNDOLIN
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Where is protogirl?
>>
>>383284362
Do you have a gf now?

Fucking retard falling for memes
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>>383284491
No, it's another word for ghost.
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>>383284362
I bet you cum in your patsu every night
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>>383284362
>he fell for the nofap meme

nice cult btw
>>
Yhorm!

https://youtu.be/4f_w5JwRb74
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>>383284459
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You're sweet.
the entire point is to get nothing
>>
>>383284325
Spook is a super old term for nigger, like jigaboo or porchmonkey
>>
>>383282062
Lets not pretend like an interesting joke magically makes a boring run worth it. I would just watch the timestamped clip on Reddit. Or I think it was 2 threads back.
>>
>>383284325
sheltered summer child
>>
>>383284631
No? You think fapping changes anything?
The point was that because I have nothing I should live like it.
>>
>>383284680
point of what
i appreciate your will, but using your junk is pretty healthy
porn is not
also masturbation to the point of becoming an addiction
but you need to use that junk almost every week at least
>>
>>383284803
But you're losing something every time you do it.
>>
I jerk off twice a day minimum, do I have a disease?
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>>383284923
is this your broscience
>>
>>383284968
No, we're both just losers.
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>>383285085
We could jerk each other off.
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>>383284868
>>383284923
There is nothing healthy about having your brain spammed by genetic reproductive urges and turning your life into constant agony due to unfufilled desire. The point is to kill my prostate. I want it to die.,
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>>383284923
How many homeopathy treatments and magnetic ki alignments are you on
>>
>>383285143
fuckin statist piece of shit
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>>383285140
Only if I can charge my crystal and get some imitation crab meat
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>>383284968

No, you're just addicted to the dopamine release
You probably think you can't find pleasure from anything in life and that everything you do feels empty, and you probably think it's from depression of something similar

But no, it's just your brain being broken by how much you fap
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>>383285143
it is like you forget if you don't fap, you will cum anyway in about two week, during a steamy dream
>>
>>383285365
Not true. It's erotic thoughts that cause wet dreams. If you kill erotic thought then that goes away too and you stabilise.
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>>383284062

>Using gameplay mechanics to beat videogame
fucking casuals.
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>>383285310
you think charging your j/o crystal is so easy?
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>>383285350
I just wanted to talk about people playing video games man

has anyone moved past it? I tried nofap but all I felt was rage
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>>383285464
shields are THE most definitive part of being in the pleb tier
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>>383285453
first time i hear you can reabsorb your own semen
i don't care enough to research it
you could neuter yourself and use your junk without guilt of hormonal loss, my lad
the neuter process is even reversible
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>>383283986
NES was baby mode back then.
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>>383285464
>using to beat a game
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>>383285667
If you give up you might as well give up for real and stop torturing yourself. There is no hope.
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>all these delusional nofap fags spouting their schizophrenic broscience biology

post anime girls instead
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>>383285778
who? me? I am replying to the nofap guy
i fap at least every week
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>>383283415
He looks like a young Tim Schafer.
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>>383285840
There is no benefit to nofap.

>>383285868
I'm a guy who's not fapped but I'm not a nofap guy, my reasons are completely different. Usually they do so to 'improve themselves' or whatever. It doesn't do that. It just makes you the master of your own will.
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>>383285565

Your only exit is somehow managing to beat your masturbation addiction, reducing it drastically to something like a weekly fap.
It'll take your brain months, if not years, to go back to the levels of a normal person.

A long time before you can appreciate a nice sunset again, or a meaningful interaction, or anything good in life, really. Like meth addicts, some people can masturbate enough that their brains are irreparably broken.But even if yours isn't, it doesn't matter.

You'll never do it. You're addicted to the most powerful reward chemical your body can produce. Everything every human on this goddamn planet does, from waking up to studying for 60 years to win a Nobel prize, is done to chase that sweet dopamine.

And you have broken that reward mechanism.
You'll never be able to break out of it.
You will just masturbate your life away, forever, and convince yourself that it's not that.

It has to be depression, you'll say. It's bad luck, it's whatever irrelevant event you think is the cause.
But no. The world didn't do this to you.
You did it to yourself.
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>((("""anonymous"""))) has deep pockets XD
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>>383285906
looks more like the tranny announcer in twenty years
>>
Free Gayms

Day of the Tentacle 5VWRW-LK7J0-AXXKT
The Stanley Parable 48JVZ-DCRA2-GP9XK
The Swapper RIP87-E325T-V298C
Chroma Squad 52J0E-WXAM5-AIX8N
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>>383286017
>It just makes you the master of your own will.
sounds legit
i personally train every day
i think the sexual urge is equally necessary for the body, but who knows
>>
Did he just name the jew?
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