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Confess your vidya sins

I always play alongside a guide so I don't miss any items or important things on my first playthrough
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I drop HL in Xen
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I still play L4D2
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>>383259660
>sweating milk
What the fuck.
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>>383259774
>/v/ bitches about grey corridor shooters
>game gets into an interesting environment and /v/ bitches about that too
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I pretend to play single-player games, actually I'm just watching streamers/youtubers.
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>>383259978
xen is shit
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>>383260158
Nice rebuttal. Your opinion is shit.
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>>383259660
I'll buy a game on PS4 just to get trophies.
Even if I already own the game on another platform, even if it's a remaster, or even if it's objectively worse on PS4, my main motivation to play new games is trophies.
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I do that too. I just want to see everything in one playthrough. I still tend to stay as unspoiled as possible.
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When I play multiplayer, the point isn't to engage in the gameplay or conversation with other people, the point is to harass/team kill/grief whatever I can get away with within the boundaries of the TOS.
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>>383259660
I did that with ff7-9 I dont remember shit about those games since i spent reasing the guide more than the games. Not a good way to play games.
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>>383260228
xen still shit
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>>383259660
I don't like videogames anymore
I really don't know why
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>>383259660
Nice job ruining any and every ounce of fun you could ever have in a video game
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I watch video game reviews and speedruns more than I actually play video games
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>>383260431
You're still a faggot
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I don't like the Souls series. I just don't like the slow, "methodical" style of melee combat at all and the basic magic system with the lack of proper magic-oriented classes are also very disappointing to me. I played a few hours of DeS and never touched anything in the series at all after that.
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>>383260435
Sucking at games and never improving takes its toll over the years.
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I listen to vidya OSTs of vidya I haven't played.

I'm sorry.
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If a game looks like it is heavily cinematic, I'll just watch it on youtube. Doesn't matter how interactive the gameplay actually is.
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i spent 100 hours customizing my hyperspin setup so i could show it off instead of playing games
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>>383259660
Faggot cheater.
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>>383260130
Cancer.
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>>383260525
And the part of the rails also shit
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>>383260328
Cheating faggot.
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>>383260693
I do that as well. There are so many terrible game anon... so damn many.
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>>383260397
Perfectly acceptable.
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>everyone bawwing about how guides/GameFAQs "ruins the game"

No, it just helps me 100% it better and faster than you can, so I can move on with my day.
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>>383260506
Cancer.
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>>383260564
That's not a sin. Everyone likes different shit.
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>>383260723
fine that part is kind of annoying
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>>383260608
Not a sin. Good music is good music.
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>>383260624
Cancer.
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>>383260787
>vidya is a chore
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>>383259660

I have a copy of PCSX2 on my pc that i only use to play one game which appeal to my sexual fetish
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I haven't played 60% of the games in my steam library and half of my PS4's library yet.
I've never played a JRPG in my life despite telling myself I'm going to beat Earthbound and Chrono Trigger one day.
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>>383260787
Not playing with a guide is pretty much a waste of time, in some games you just end up wandering around doing nothing for no reason, if you're after the collectibles.
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I've never completed the Warriors Guild questline in Oblivion.
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>>383260956
I'm still playing the game, m8. Guides can't play games for you.
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>>383260787
Except your 100% is meaningless 'cause you cheated. My 95% blind will always be worth more.
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>>383260948
Maybe don't make a movie then.

you're fucking cancer for playing that shit instead of watching faggot.
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Don't finish games. Get excited, buy them, play them, get bored, stop.
Rinse, repeat.
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Once i beat a game in use cheats on later play throughs to make things easier and/or get the best gear, stats, etc at the end or whenever
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>>383261006
>Mental gymnastics to justify cheating.
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>>383261007
Ok a lot of you need help understanding what a vidya sin is
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>>383261019
I'm not saying you cheated, which you did.

I'm saying why play vidya at all if you just want to get it over and done with as soon as possible?
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>>383261025
Top kek, no it won't. Who's the one with the trophy?
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>>383260693
You are cancer.
You are just wasting your time playing video games but you don't have any skill.
I do.
My goal is the top.
E-sport is serious business.
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>>383261027
Not an argument. You probably think this game is a movie.
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>>383259660

Never played Skyrim before, and Skyrim on the Switch is going to be my first time.

I'm more of PCfag than a Nintendo fag but I literally just never bothered to get it.
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>>383261148
Probably just to kill time, god knows I hate video games, but I'm not about to go do something productive or different.
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>>383261051
You can beat that problem. Just gotta force yourself to stick with it. It feels good watching the credits roll. Try to stay engaged.
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>>383259660
Beside Super, I haven't finished a single Metroid game I've started.

I've stopped Zero Mission at Mother Brain, Fusion at the final SA-X fight, Prime 1 at the Omega Pirate, Prime 2 at somewhere after getting the dark visor (because I got lost and didn't know how to progress further) and II Return of Samus at the Metroid Queen. I usually stop playing after a boss kicks my ass a few times because I'm a huge baby.
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>>383261192
It's not that good.
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>>383260581
>improving at videogames
check out this tryhard no life nerd
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Even though I hate the politics surrounding it I enjoyed gone home. I am a snoopy person by nature and I just wanted to rummage through a house. I wish more games were like that but without all the gay crap.
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>>383261182
Reading comprehension.
>>>383260624
>If a game looks like it is heavily cinematic


You fucking dullard.
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>>383261150
You cheated. I don't care what others think. I'm better than you and always will be.
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>>383259660

I always consult my dick before purchasing a game. I'm never disappointed
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>>383261239
If you want to kill time, why do it as fast as possible?

Also, you should take up /tg/.
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>>383259660
In every elder scrolls/fallout game from bethesda I cheat/mod myself unlimited or extremely high carry weight, cause i like to hoard stuff and collect everything.
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>>383261192
My only advice is that you shouldn't drop sixty on it.
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>>383261025
>there's an achievement for doing a blind run
What game?
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>>383261337
It's a video game, m8
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>>383260437
Realizing that you missed more than half of secrets after you already beat the level is way worse.
You know shit about autism.
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>>383261332
Tons of people call HZD a movie here. It's like 95% gameplay.
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>>383259660

I upgrade my computer to play games, then only play games for like 1 hour a week.

I have a 980 in a LAN box (I've never used) and a 1080 in my main rig. I basically just surf 4chan.
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>>383261468
Achievements don't mean shit if you cheat.
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>>383261470
>the game forces you to replay the game from the beginning to ever get the missed collectible
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>>383260820
Wow I sure got told

That's like saying people who watch sports and pay attention to sports journalism are cancer for not playing sport
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>>383261517
Then maybe you answered your own question then, huh?

imagine that...
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>>383260787
Everything that is wrong with videogames nowadays can be pinpointed to your exact location. Every single thing.
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>>383261551
You can change that, even if you're a tired wageslave. Try waking up and playing before work with a cup of coffee.
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>>383261582
Yeah I was wondering what game punished for it
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>>383261614
Not even remotely the same thing.
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>look up cheats and unlockables
>fuck around for the first playthrough
>then play it on the hardest mode
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>>383259660

I recently upgraded my setup, and all I play is Hearthstone and FFXIV, which ran at the same specifications I have it at now
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I accidently let out my friend's housemate's dog because I was too busy focusing on vidya and did not tell them.
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>>383261692
It should make you feel like a bitch. I'd rather get 95% of a game's collectibles than cheat like a fag for 100%.
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>>383261853
Doesn't that make you a cuck by definition?
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>>383261746
I do that but skip the first two steps.
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>>383261670
He makes a valid point, if you don't like interactive media, but want that feeling of filling out the time with something. The guides are the best way to accomplish that in as little time possible. Now anon can move onto the next flashy piece of shit and his life problems are still kept at bay. There is a reason why people say that.
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>>383261670
>A paying customer who buys all of his games is "ruining gaming" by having GameFAQs up on the other screen.

Please show your work.
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>>383261805
This is the problem with PC gaming. Steam is a fucking dumpster, and the selection of AAA exclusives is tiny. I'm glad I bought a PS4 Pro.
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>buy an openworld game
>"Wow look at all the shit you can do!"
>Basically fuck around and kill random people
>Finish like 6% of campaign (just enough to unlock most of the world
>quit playing
>Ad for new open world game
>"Woah look at all the shit you can do..."

Ad infinitum.
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>>383261883
No. It makes you a cuck. You followed someone's advice like a bitch instead of challenging yourself to do better. Definition of a beta male.
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>>383262104
Good luck playing your games and being cucked by them, anon
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>>383261001
Is it super galdelic hour?
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>>383262087
I used to be like you. Now I rarely fuck around and mostly follow the missions and side shit. Open world games are way more fun now. Even enjoyed average shit like Mafia III.
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I drop 80% of the games I play after getting around half way. No motivation to finish them.
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>>383262183
Not an argument.
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>>383262183
>>383262104
It doesn't matter, video games are toys. You're both idiots.
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>>383259660
I cheated for most of my borderlands 2 legendary weapons. all my friends thought i was a god.
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>>383262251
You can fix that. Just stick with it. Try to stay engaged. Watching the credits roll is almost always worth it.
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>>383262283
Bitch move.
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>>383262201

Nah, never heard of that
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>2008
>head down to mom and pop game store
>this place had been running in my hometown since the 90s
>50 year old guy owns the place, his daughter runs it
>talk to them both a few times over the years, good people

>go to pick up some used ps3 games
>enjoy them but realize I spent most of my paycheck and I still need groceries
>take recordings of myself hotgluing some figurines and burn them onto some discs
>replace the game discs with my recordings and return the games saying I didn't like them
>daughter says she understands and to have a nice day, doesn't even open the cases

>drive past the place a few weeks ago
>going out of business sale
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>>383262472
What is wrong with you? Call your mom.
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>>383262254
>arguing on the internet
What are you, a cuck? Oh, yeah...
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>>383262251
i usually stop playing them in like the final 1/3rd i think its so i know i can always come back to the game and have something to do
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>>383262582
Not an argument.
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I genuinely love most MMO's. Almost all have that one feature to hang their hat on that is really engaging. Would play, and enjoy, literally any MMO if my friends would just stop jumping ship when they're bored; I mostly just want to socialize with them and fuck around.
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Haven't played a game besides Counter Strike since probably 2015
Come here for LOL threads
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>>383262605
I felt like that about RAGE. Game's average as fuck but dripping with potential. Didn't want to be disappointed by the apparently shitty ending.
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>>383259660
I've done multiple witcher 3 playthroughs attempting to do the Triss romance but I can't bring myself to commit to that whore
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>>383262672
Literally nothing wrong with that. It's a staple genre for a reason.
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My friends constantly want to hang out but all they ever play is p2w garbage like World of Tanks. So I always try to pretend to be afk while I play simulation games or MOBAs
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>>383261005
wow so unique!

>>383261051
Normie

>>383261304
Dignosis: Faggot

>>383261337
kys
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>>383262317
Nah, most games blow their load on terms of gameplay early on. Plus any writing is usually bad in games in general.
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>>383262931
I'd honestly play games I despise if it meant I had friends who liked me
We'll trade
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>>383263109
The last third of almost every game is the best. Shit ramps up in intensity.
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Despite there being some (incredible) big budget, orchestral vidya soundtracks, nothing has topped David Wise and his DKC2 OST for me. I feel bad because people must put a lot of time and effort into FF soundtracks, or Dark Souls soundtracks, but to me, they can't top tracks like Mining Melancholy or (wait for it) Stickerbrush Symphony
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I have never finished a Final Fantasy game
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>>383262931
It's the worst kind of feel when your friends waste their time with literal garbage, like pay to win bullshit and WoW.
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>>383260608
patrician
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I cannot fucking STAND MOBA's
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>>383263192
I used to have more patience, but the middle section kills me, so eh.
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>>383259660
>Online game
>Play as ice mage.
>Unleash all of my ice-cold jokes on the chat through all the game.
>Every game
I'm an autist and I love it.
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>>383263324
Give some of them a good try on your own time and you'll surely improve at them.
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>>383263492

I literally want to play with you only.

>Back in the day I'm playing WoW
>Roll a rogue
>macro every move to John Cena and Randy Orton quotes
>[stealth] You can't see me...
>[backstab] My time is now!
>[garrote] That Slippery snake!
>Get kicked from every fucking group

I loved it.
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>>383263493
I'm sure they take a lot of skill to be great at, but I just find them incredibly boring. Me being shit at games doesn't deter me. I can't rocket jump for shit in Rocket League, yet I sink a fuck load of time into it. Fair enough if you like MOBA's, each to their own!
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I bought Minecraft when it was in beta because of the Yogscast. I thought I was gonna have this giant adventure with all these different characters in the game. Was pretty disappointed when that wasnt the case.
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Forest of Elwynn, figure out the rest yourself
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>>383259660
I camp a lot in fps games
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>>383263492
>>383263736
I always wanted to make a priest like one of those evangelical TV guys. Every time I healed, my character would shout PAH-RAISE JEE-ZUS and shit. Got sick of WoW before I ever tried it though, maybe some day I'll find a cool RP group and rejoin though.
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>>383263819
I never said I liked mobas in particular, I'm saying you could learn to enjoy them if you took the time to learn em. The first thing to do is to not generalize the moba genre as we are. Most of the games are heaps different with playstyle.
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I bought Oblivion, Skyrim, FO3, New Vegas, and FO4 twice each. I'm not kidding.
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>>383263827
You could always play adventure maps. With some mods it can be a short RPG with quests and all. Not that you can fix the combat but...
I expected Dwarf Fortress 3d. It will never not hurt.
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>>383264019
Ah! Apologies. Fair enough, I haven't played a lot of them, so you might be right, but I doubt it's my sorta thing
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>>383261949
>>383261953
That's exactly the point. People like that buy videogames and are catered to, thus overall diminishing their quality.
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>>383264168
Maybe give HOTS a try for the heck of it some time. It skips on the boring parts and goes right into action, even against AI.

t. Blizzard marketing person #28876
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>>383260228
xen IS shit you microbial
it's so shit, the people who made the half life remake are completely revamping it
even gabe says it sucks
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>>383264645
I liked it. It was pretty mind-blowing. It felt alien with all these floating rocks, healing water, weird plants, spiders with giant balls. What's not to like?
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>>383259660
I'm almost 30 and still play vidya
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>>383262746
I wanted to get into rage so many times but good lord it starts so boring
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>>383264939
29 here. I sat on the Xbone for 7 hours yesterday. Mostly BF1, bit of Telltales GoT. I felt like a piece of shit, yet enjoyed my gaming. Fuck it I say.
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>>383261601
Game doesn't. That's why I mentioned autism.
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When my 3DS tells me I should take a break I keep on playing
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>>383265201
why do oldfags have the normiest shittiest taste every time
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>>383265239
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>>383265306
It gets worse. I absolutely love Nintendo. Hyped as fuck for Odyssey. Got Tides of Numeneria coming from Amazon if that helps my case!
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>>383264880
fighting the gonarch at the start is pretty dumb, just a huge explosives sponge
the rest of the levels are little combat, with awkward platforming. And once you do get to the combat, it's in an area set up just like the facility, so why bother with the alien world?
the first time you play it does look pretty cool, I'll give you that, you ever play system shock 2? You might like the end(ish) level
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>>383265306
You'll understand once you grow out of your teenager phase.
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>>383263094
(You)
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>>383264939
I'll be 36 this month and still look forward to settling down each night after work for a few hours of gaming.
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>>383259660
Never played a metroid. Never played a 3D zelda. Don't like GTA, don't like Half life 1. I recommend games I've not finished. I spend too much money on card games/new mmos which are DOA.
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>>383262265
thank you
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>start great new game
>immerse myself in the game world, do everything, enjoying it
>play non-stop, can be 16 hours straight on weekends
>2/3rds in
>suddenly lose any and all interest and just want it to end already
>start skipping conversations as soon as I've glanced at the subtitles, skip all side stuff, force myself to power through to end
Every fucking time, I never know if the final parts of games are any good or not because of this.
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>>383259660
I used to do this shit too, OP. Stop doing it, that's like reading spoilers before manga release. You are ruining all the fun you could've had.
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>>383262472
you should feel bad and probably go to a mental institute you magnificent bastard, well done
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>>383262648
Not a argument.
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I finished Persona 3, 4 and 5 in easy mode.
I still don't understand how the fusion system works, I just mix random personas and hope something cool comes out.
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>>383259660
I use a controller when playing PC games, even if it's an FPS. If a game doesn't have controller support, I just don't play it.
Also I play on a macbook
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>>383266447
All you mentioned was shit games, so don't worry about it.

What games would you recommend?
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I refuse to play any game with a female or nigger protagonist, or any game that portrays homosexuals in anything but a mocking light. I suppose these aren't sins, but morally correct courses of action
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I enjoy all "interactive movies" a lot for some reason.
I have played every David Cage and shitty Telltale game and some others like LiS and Dead by Daylight. I don't even know why, I just enjoy them.
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>>383266156
Thanks
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>>383267842
What's wrong with you?

No really, what's the problem?
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I can't get into Metroid or metroidvanias. I just don't see the fun in "get item, backtrack until you can unlock are and then repeat"
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I couldn't beat the giant octopus boss in Witcher 2 and dropped it there so now I avoid all the other games
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>>383259660
I always say obnoxious things to the raid leaders in wow pugs when i top the meter so they can't kick me and are forced to confess their sins.
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I have never 100% completed any game I have ever played, even the ones that I have put hundreds of hours into and could play for days at a time when I get into them.
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>>383268361
Same here I don't see a problem with that, I usually get too bored of a game before I can 100% it
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>>383267842
>I use a controller when playing PC games, even if it's an FPS. If a game doesn't have controller support, I just don't play it.
Same, but I make rare exceptions for the occasional game like Pillars of Eternity. I never play multiplayer stuff so aiming in FPSs and third-person shooters isn't really a problem.
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>>383268361
Same here. Most 100% usually involves "collect 100 of this shit" and I just don't see the fun in that.
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I find it hard to play Rpgs without a pet class or a party system only because I don't want to feel as lonely
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I've only beaten one Final Fantasy and it was the easiest (9). I've made it to the final boss in every other FF and I've never been able to defeat him.
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>>383269096
Got further than me, only ever played 2 ff games and don't think I got past halfway with either
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>>383259774
But.... testicle spider.
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I want to make my own platformer but I know nothing about coding and get discouraged almost immediately
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>>383270094
I know the feel.

I've worked on a few projects, then I'll get stuck
on a coding problem then get discouraged
and don't touch it for like months.

>How to slopes?
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>>383270094
so just learn? Coding is not hard. Being a designer is hard but in the case of platformers most of the heavy lifting has been done by developers before you.
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>>383269590
which 2?
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>>383263827
Holy shit that reminds me when I was a stupid young teen I had all these bizarre thoughts like in order to make 3d models for a game you needed a program that was 3k dollars MINIMUM, and so on.

My first exposure to Half Life 2 was this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inxf7JnBzTw
And from then on out I would always watch these videos on gmod and hl2 mods.

This prompted me to buy half life 2 for the xbox, thinking it would essentially be Garry's Mod, and I was disappointed by that not being the case.

Still enjoyed hl2, though.
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>>383270818
6, I forget where I stopped it was either right after the play or right after you get the airship, and then 12 I played that first but it's been so long I don't even remember where I got in that all I really remember is the first town you start in and that convoluted skill system
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i want to play video games but every time i have them available i become an unproductive faget and binge for 8 hrs then unistall + delete
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>>383262251
No shame in dropping a shit game
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>>383259660
I skipped the heaven's feel route, shit was too boring and slow
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>>383268181
Trap it with the Yrden sign
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>>383272242
Yeah I know I got it down to like 2 tentacles before it would always graph and install kill me
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>>383259660
I've never played Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time or Half-life
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>>383272457
Grab*
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>>383272475
Don't worry, they're shit
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I couldn't beat the Taurus Demon or Gargoyles and dropped Dark Souls for that reason.

I bought a collectors edition of Bioshock but dropped it out of fear after encountering the first splicer

I had a tantrum until my mum bought me an expensive leather jacket because I wanted to look like Crash in Crash 3 Warped

I used to self-insert as Crash and fantasize about Pinstripe kissing Tawna in front of me

I used to regularly donate to Clarababylegs's streams before. I spent over £150 in total before I went into my overdraft

I bought Minecraft Story Mode for my little brother's birthday but decided to keep it for myself and gave him some crisps and nuts from the supermarket instead.

I got banned from my university library for playing Senran Kagura Bon Appetit on my Vita (apparently people complained without telling me)

I loaned my friend Animal Crossing Wild World and was too nervous to ask for it back but couldn't get to sleep without playing it so I begged my mum to buy me another copy.
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>>383261746
I do that but skip the last step.
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Benn gaming for almost 20 years and I have never played a Final Fantasy game and never will
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>>383273194
How old were you when this shit happened? Jesus fuck, dude.
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>>383273519
You got no reason to. They're all shit.
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I always skip cutscenes and endings.
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>>383272589
>half-life
>shit
Nice b8
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>>383273849
The second one's mediocre and short by today's standards. Shit was amazing on release, though.
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I've only beaten mario 1
Never beaten any zelda game
never beaten any final fantasy game
the only rpgs ive completed are pokemon and tactics ogre the knight of lodis
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>>383273627
23 now. Was around 9 for the Crash stuff I guess. Most recent was the Twitch stuff and Uni ban which was earlier this year. Most embarrassing thing was that I was about 15 for the Wild World thing.

I just remembered also that I also gave up playing pokemon in bed for lent when I was about that age too and only lasted 3 days. My main reason for relapse was emotional trauma when my friends went through my PS3 history and found 'Lucario Fuck Game' in my browsing history
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>>383274104
just a remembered a couple more
never beaten any metal gear
never beaten any crash or spyro games
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>>383259660
I never beat act 4 of diablo 2
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Most of my vidya purchases are based around how good its OST is.
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>>383273194
>I bought Minecraft Story Mode for my little brother's birthday but decided to keep it for myself and gave him some crisps and nuts from the supermarket instead.
topkek
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I play games for the plot
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>>383274149
>my friends went through my PS3 history and found 'Lucario Fuck Game' in my browsing history

not sure if trolling any more
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>>383274528
it was a dark time

things haven't really improved either

http://www.funny-games.biz/lucario-fuck-game.html
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>>383274086
Now i agree
For me hl2 felt like an extended tech demo, focused more on the Source Engine rather than in the game
But i feel that HL2 could have been great if the game leak in 2003 had not happened, thanks to that, Valve trashed the whole game and started re-making it from scratch
Half life w/expansions and Black Mesa are amazing and a must play imo
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>>383274149
Don't feel bad. Just be better.

I got my grandma to buy me a PS4 Pro and 55" 4K TV 'cause I'm a broke faggot. I got money coming and I'll pay her every penny, but I'm twenty-five. That shit's lame.
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>>383274312
Why?
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All useable items I own have to be in multiples of 5.
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>>383274467
Nothing wrong with that.

>Muhhh movie game.
>Muhhh cinematic experience.

Literally just bitter Nintendo fans that throw a tantrum over fifteen minutes of well written exposition. If Nintendo did it, shit would be perfectly fine.
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>>383274857
Just be better. Improve yourself piece by piece. You can even change the way you talk. It's just annoying as fuck to cement new patterns. The past is meaningless and you don't got to feel shame when you make mistakes. Only thing that matters is you get back on that horse and keep improving.
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Quick load in stealth games constantly to get non-lethal/never spotted achievements.
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>>383274887
I'm not the original guy who said he thinks Half-Life sucks or whatever the fuck. Only commented on Half-Life 2 'cause that's the only one I played.
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>>383275049
thanks anon

>>383275493
thanks as well, and thanks for the tits
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I didn't feel like grinding my Pokemon to fight Red (my strongest Pokemon were a level 50 Feraligator and Ampharos, lowest was a level 43 Weepinbell) so I caught the level 70 Lugia and used it to beat his Espeon and Charizard. I kind of felt like I was cheating.
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>>383275203
Stop. Just stop. Why do you do that to yourself?
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>>383275679
You weren't, though. List a real sin.
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>>383275203
>enemy casts 'item level 5 death'
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>>383259660
I've spent 150 dollars on warthunder
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I play on easy and use gamefly to inflate my xbox gamerscore
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>>383275794
I played through Advance Wars and I used a walkthrough for most of the fog of war levels because I was frustrated by the cheating AI.
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>>383275907
What's that game about? Explain it. I love learning about video games. It's a tank game, right? Is it P2W? What did you buy?
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>>383276018
You are absolved, my son.
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>>383276091
Its basically the only """""good""""" tank game out right now and the grind is shit so you have to buy the in game currency to make progress but you also have the premium tanks and planes as well. Needless to say I'm not proud
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>>383275912
People like you need to be herded into groups and slaughtered en masse.
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>>383276341
Fuck, dude. If it makes you feel better I spent $2000 on microtransactions before learning my lesson. Now I won't even play a game if it's got that shit.
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>>383276245
Thanks I'll probably still go back to it though, or at least that's what I tell myself but I'm only finished with (not 100% completed) 94 games of my 970 game list and I like playing new games and not going back to old ones so I don't know if I'll ever play it again.
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>>383276554
Anon why would you hurt yourself in this way?
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>>383276560
Don't fall for the backlog meme. Pick a game and 100% it. Or just beat it. Any game. Your backlog is meaningless. You spent the cash and it doesn't matter if you beat everything. Nobody is judging your progress. If you'd rather play multiplayer, go ahead.
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>>383276739
I'm the kinda guy that has to learn everything the hard way. Shit's fucking retarded.
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>>383275620
Well in that case:
I recommend you play the original game with the expansions
Avoid the Source Port, it's shit
If you cant stand the old graphics of the GoldSrc engine then there's Black Mesa, a Remake of the first game, but you should totally play the first game
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>>383259660
I unironically enjoy Greed Mode in The Binding of Isaac and have sunk four hundred hours into it
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I've spent over 3000 dollars on League of Legends
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I've played more mobile gacha than normal video games in the last 3 years.
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>>383260608
Even worse, I decide on what games to buy based on the soundtrack.
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>>383276932
>Your backlog is meaningless.
It's meaningful to me. It's not a list of games I've bought, it's a list entirely comprised of games I've never played but want to beat. This week I finished Crash Bandicoot and Super Mario Galaxy and I liked both of them, but 100% completion didn't sound appealing for either one of them, so I'm moving on to different games.

>If you'd rather play multiplayer, go ahead.
I do.
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>>383277812
There is nothing wrong with that anon
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>>383277705
What did you buy? How much do you regret it? Have you ever spent cash you needed for other shit?
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>>383277805
Call your mom.
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>>383277812
Buy Horizon and wear this or something similar. The music and ambient noise is fucking unreal. Shit makes me jizz.
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>>383259660
I have never truly had no fun or hated any game I have ever played as far as I can remember.
Even shitty movie tie in games like Zathura on the Xbox gave me some laughs and fun to play.
I have enjoyed every Pokemon game I've played, every wii game, every xbox game, every old PC game, every genesis cart.
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>>383259660
Everytime I replay Dark Souls I stop after I beat Sen's fun house
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I can't finish starcrafts campaign without cheating and every time I try, I cheat through it anyway.
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>>383278078
Fair enough, dude. Some people stress about that shit. Not you, obviously. I just think getting anxious about your game collection is fucking retarded. Glad to hear you're enjoying yourself.
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>>383266447
>Doesn't like GTA or Half Life
>Likes card games and MMOs
We would not be friends IRL. Fucking cancer taste
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>>383261614
Actually, that's precisely what I say. Whenever I hear beanbag-lookalikes scream at their tv screen that some soccer player should just fucking move or that he sucks because he didn't score that goal despite the fact that said beanbag-lookalike can barely stand up to get himself another beer, I want to slap them in the face with a gyn bag.
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>>383278152
>What did you buy?
Skins, champs, name changes, boxes & keys x 5 (got five accounts)
>How much do you regret it?
I regret it like 80%. League brought me much joy over the years but I realize I should never have spent so much money on it
>Have you ever spent cash you needed for other shit?
Not sure what you mean, but I have plenty of cash since I work a lot. Still hurts to think that I've spent more than 3k on League alone.
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I played Shadow the Hedgehog in it's entirety
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>>383278748
nothing wrong with thatits a fun game
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I fucking love every single game and DLC of the Dragon Age series.

While I am well aware of their many flaws, I just can't help but love them.
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>>383278607
Thanks. Did you learn your lesson? You still gonna play shit that's got microtransactions?
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I haven't played a single Metal Gear game but I still know the whole story and participate in memeing about it
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>>383279194
I'd love Dragon Age: Origins if the shapeshifter specialization wasn't broken. I'd even give the rest of the series a shot. As it stands, fuck that shit.
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After I've played a game with female characters in it, I need to look up porn of it

it's usually nintendo related
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>>383279481
That's not a sin anon

Looking up porn of characters without even playing the game is however
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>>383279481
People who fap to vidya are sad as fuck.
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>>383259660
I've never actually played MGS1, but i've watched and read enough about it to feel very comfortable talking about it, i always pretend that i have played it in /v/ threads
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>>383273194
>I couldn't beat Taurus Demon OR Gargoyles
How did you fight Gargoyles if you didn't beat Taurus Demon?
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>>383259943
thats sperm
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I bought Borderlands 2 DLC.
I bought 300 bucks worth of skins from League of Legends.
But the one I'm most ashamed of is probably going to /lolg/ and /soc/ to play League of Legends with girls(didn't pay them, I'm not that stupid), even if they sucked I would play with them and generally have fun. Hell at one point I played with 4 of them are one time.
It had nothing to do with me liking them or wanting to have sex with them, I just found the idea of playing with girls in a game extremely fun. Unfortunately most, if not all of them stopped playing the game a long time ago,
so I ended up uninstalling LoL after a while.
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>>383279996
he's optional with the master key
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>>383259660
I always summon for dark souls bosses on the first playtrough.
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>>383259660
I only play games on hardest difficulty, and try to play the most complex class when possible.

I avoid ever actually playing anything because it's too hard to meet my own standards; failure is mentally crushing.
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>>383280209
You're not as bad as true shitters, but it's close. If something is truly too difficult, practice. Get gud. If you're talking about RPGs, then fuck it. That shit's legit broken half the time. Action games are where it's at when it comes to playing on the highest setting.
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>>383280556
Everything. All genres.
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I played through Silent Hill using a guide because I'm an idiot, same with the first three Resi games.
>>383280052
That spoiler isn't really embarassing, though. You had fun plus it's not like you were desperate.
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>>383259660
>dumb phonepsoter and dumb frogposter
Can't say I'm surprised.
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>>383259660
I rate shooting games by how good their shotguns feel
Sometimes i'll give them bonus points if the shotgun is a SPAS-12 and double bonus points if it has a double barrel shotgun
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>>383260787
Imagine being this bad at video games
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>>383282034
Shotguns with a believable spread are always a god tier choice.
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>>383261551
This.
>work
>come home
>play video games for an hour
>probably something I've played thousands of hours of like Smash or TF2
>barely ever have the motivation to start something new and finish it
>go to bed
>rinse and repeat
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I have my lips wrapped around a dildo almost all of the time I play Overwatch
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>>383282521
i have yet to play PUBG but judging by the stats it's a very good shotgun
Nice taste desu
>>
>plug one earbud into phone and play music/twitch stream
>plug other into controller
>mute game music

It helps me concentrate
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>>383259660
Pathologic is supposed to be a survival horror game where your choices and how you spend your time affect your outcome and odds of success.

but I savescummed until I had basically unlimited money and saved everyone because I didn't want to spend another 36 hours in the walking simulator just to get the good ending.
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>>383261001
Demolition Girl?
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>>383274149
>23 now. Was around 9 for the Crash stuff I guess.
Dude, just apologize to them now for being such a faggot and then they'll tell you that they forgot about that and it's okay. You'll feel 100% better.
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>>383275049
>grandparents still alive
I just checked and my father's father was born in 1908.
Died in -89.
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>>383283039
Post a picture of it.
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>>383259660
>>383260328
>>383260787

You might as well watch a movie or read a book with something or someone telling you all of the interesting small parts of the movie/book
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I play games while dressed as a girl.
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I can't enjoy gen 1 or 2 Pokémon games anymore because of no running shoes or abilities
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>>383283039

You play the mercy support game? I thought those images were just a meme.
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>>383284123
No, I would maybe if I was single. Its a way for me to satisfy a weird specific need without interacting with others while doing it
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>>383259660
The only Zelda game I've ever played is Ocarina of Time and like 1 or 2 hours in I couldn't figure out where to go so I quit. In another thread I said I played a ton of Zelda games and that they're mostly shit and people are just blinded by their nostalgia because I'm jealous that they can beat the game and I can't.
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>>383259660
The only reason I beat Pokemon platinum was because I had used an action replay
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>>383284426
Yep! Not at all, its very fun anon
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>>383259660
I DON'T FUCKING CARD IF THE GAME IS "COMFY" YOU MOUTH BREATHING AUTISTIC, IF THE GAME HAS FLAWS IT HAS FUCKING FLAWS JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT DOESN'T EXCUSE GLARING ISSUES
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>>383260313
Same for me but with Xbox achievements.
Something about getting older and needing to feel a sense of accomplishment otherwise I'm wasting time, probably.
>>
I actually legitimately love No Man's Sky now that the updates are out
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>>383259660
I stopped playing games like 4 years ago, not becouse I dont want to, I just dont like them anymore. I feel like its a huge waste of time since im still a lonely virgin at 25 year old.
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I can't play any game unless I know I'll be into it for months. I have a ton of trouble building up the will to play a new game that will probably suck, and I'll probably be done playing in like 10 hours.
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>>383259660
I do the same thing. In fact I'm doing it for gothic 2 as we speak! And people say this game is hard. lmao ;)
>>
I used to do that too, it becomes a habit after a while. You start using it even in games with a single ending or very few missables. Shit turns into a checklist rather than an enjoyable experience. I highly suggest kicking this habit as soon as possible. Sometimes the bad ending is superior too.
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>>383284903
How do you spend your time now?
I'm in the same boat, but really can't find an alternative.
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>>383259816
I recently started playing again
i had a dream where i cuddlefucked the witch
>>383279695
ya
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>>383261001
What game?
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