Are the grimoire threads over? Cleve is still online.

realese in 10 if dubs

>>383258434
And it's past midnight in Melbourne...
My prediction is the game will be released in NEVER EVER

>>383258434
This game doesn't exist so why hope for a release date?

>>383258825
I don't think anyone here actually hopes for a release. I personally just want to see how far he can take it at this point.

There is no game

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>http://steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/2592234299571086880/
Holy shit it might be happening... No more delays to re-add features... Couple of versions from now...!

>>383258434
This game will not come out, or if it will it won't be anytime soon. So what's the point in waiting?

>>383258706
Was never able to get behind stealth in JA.
Heard its broken, but cant even get near a merc with body paint and yellow crouch

>>383259051
Yeah right a couple versions down my ass the guy doesn't even have a game.

Have any files been submitted to steam yet?

>>383258434
Which is the best Wizardry game to play in this day and age? I've never played a blobber before, is Wizardry even the best blobber franchise or are there better games?

>>383259628

Honestly wizardry 8 is the best I think, in that the character creation and actual gameplay doesn't become a chore.

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How long until release guys? Asking for a friend.

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Cleve does not play trading card games.

>>383259825
Those are just money grabbing cards made for sapes. He's above that.

>>383259594
You can't upload a neanderthal anon...

How important is playing Wizardry 6 and 7 before 8?

My digits confirm release in 30 mintues

>>383260000
checked
Not very important

>>383259628

if you have access to a ps2 or emulator, wizardry tales of the forsaken is also great for beginners.

>>383259962
Why not? You can download a car.

>>383258706
what gam?

>>383260000
It isn't.

It's one continuous story, but they're fairly self-contained. You can start 7 or 8 without knowing anything and still do just fine.

>>383260318
C6sDS

this dude is such a fucking liar. He's ignoring all the treads complaining about the delay but making sure he jumps in on the easy "will this have x" ones.

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>>383258825
For all the skeptics the game is on the way.

>>383260318
Jagged Alliance 2

Have played a build. Grimrock is better desu. Something like Etrian is probably better even.

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The ride never ends.

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>>383258706
>tfw not autism isn't strong enough for 1.13

>>383260381
I'll believe it when I see it. He's been claiming the same shit every year and nothing has come of it. If the 2005 version was complete, then it wouldn't have taken him 12 fucking years to get it released and STILL be delaying the game over and over.

The only question is whether he's so autistic that he actually believes his own bullshit, or that he's well aware that his game is garbage and just keeps delaying it to keep the truth from coming out.

This is why neanderthals are extinct...

This is just one big marketing ploy right? Why the fuck would you guys even talk about a game that an extremely small niche would play, let alone the creator who seems to live in a basement of tinfoil.

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>>383258994
NO
HAY
JUEGO

THERE IS
NO
GAME

>>383260570
Vanilla is fine too. IMO you should start with vanilla first and finish it before trying out the different 1.13 options anyway.

>>383260639
It's actually because they couldn't git gud at hunting. Big game was dying off and sapes started hunting small game while neanderthals couldn't figure out how.

this dude is peter molyneux if he was never given a platform.

>>383260740
That's the dark souls of metaphors.

>>383260692
the redditors and neofaggots here are that desperate for some fucking internet drama
I doubt any of them even give a shit about the game at all

>>383260381
ALL OF THIS IS SHIT THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HANDLED YEARS AGO!

YOU DON'T MAKE YOUR SAVEGAMES READY FOR PATCHES AS A LAST MINOR BUG FIX.

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M PLAYING EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

>>383260801

I would love it if this crazy fuck actually released a great dungeon crawler because I love the genre. I'd also be cool if this whole thing was a decades long crazy lie.

>>383260692
The same reason people talk about every mentally ill indie dev making a spectacle of themselves. The same reason Chris-chan has become an icon. The same reason Tails gets Trolled keeps getting posted.

Some things are just so bad that they're fascinating.

>>383260692
>Why the fuck would you guys even talk about a game that an extremely small niche would play
why the fuck not, as long as you're interested in playing it
I like blobbers, I don't give a shit whether or not they're popular

>>383260983
Is tails gets Trolled for real? I read through some of it and it seems very self-aware and satirical, as if it was made ironically

>>383260983
Tails gets trolled is actually funny though

>>383261063

yeah it's real but some stuff was done to appease the fans (like rob being a dragonborn once he was unexpectedly popular)

>>383261063
No one really knows, I agree with you that some of it seems too self aware at times to be true autism

>>383261063
It's real, but the author is aware of why people like it so he works that into the comic.

I am amazed at the shovelware people pay $50 for without thinking but believe because Grimoire has an old fashioned aesthetic it must be worth less that those titles. Neanderthals have an older aesthetic too ... 300 pounds of muscle, six foot tall with an 1800 cc brain and the ability to see in the dark. I don't know that this implies they were inferior to modern people.

Can some sape from Melbourne hunt down the Neanderthal and show him how to use the computer for uploading his game to steam
I would but
>tfw to0 poor to travel to Melbourne

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>>383261402
>old fashioned aesthetic

It looks like fucking shit, dude.

>>383259760
Is that shopped
Looks real

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>40 burgers for a 23 year old mod

>>383261402
Brain size isn't directly related to intelligence, brain structure is. And since there are no surviving Neanderthal brains there's not a lot we can say about that, but since Neanderthals lacked the intelligence to create a culture or written language, it's safe to say they were subhuman.

>>383261572
You know, I kinda like that shitty animu artstyle. Has a nice shitty shareware feel.

>>383260692
>you can only discuss games if they're popular

>>383261812
>$40
>shareware

This is not ok.

>>383261812
>animu
are you legit blind?

>>383258434
>Posting Wiz 8
you did it now sape

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I might actually buy this game just to see if it's as bad as you guys think it is.

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>>383260889
Cleve has things to say to people like you.

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Listen guys, Cleve is working on bug fixes AS HARD AS HE CAN!

Can you post this image to Steam discussion, Cleve banned me already.

Also keep reporting the store page.

>>383262139
We don't know what the price was going to be when it still looked like that in 98.

>>383262192
just wait for someone to upload a crack. For a game with 23 years of (kinda?)hype, someone's gotta do it

>>383260735
>couldn't figure how to hunt small game
weren't they supposed to be more intelligent than us

>>383262328
christ 3.5 years delay.

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>all these sapes

Go back to babsouls, the incline cometh and you are not prepared.

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Someone posted this in the last thread. I'm at work and can't follow up, but anyone want to try and contact this Johnny L. Wilson and see if he remembers enough about the '97 alpha demo to see if it's exactly the same as the current one. It would be nice to get some closure on whether Cleve's been working on the game or if he's just been running the ultimate ruse cruise.

Oh and be nice, he's an evangelical christian.

>>383262328
>Can you post this image to Steam discussion, Cleve banned me already.
go and find something else to do

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This is a man who spent all of 2013,2014, and 2015 counting down the number of remaining issues from 9 to 2, then in fractions until 1, then in micro- pico- femto- issues. It has been in dev since at least 1994, perhaps before that.

It is not going to come out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCUhvDdGrI

Sirotek must be having a really good day right now.

>>383262319
Cleve........if you have time to shitpost, you have time to bugfix, you know that thing you said you were doing?

>>383262562
Tarn Adams actually has a legitimately lofty goal and a tangible development effort.

>>383262830
Yea, I like Tarn. Being autistic isn't necessarily bad. In Tarn and Steve's cases, I think it's a boon. But Haxus and Cleve completely shit the bed with their projects.

>>383262562
>Dwarf Fortress
A deep and complex masterpiece.
>Platform Masters
Never coming out.
>Aurora
A deep and complex masterpiece.
>Grimoire
Never coming out.

I'm sensing a pattern here.

Never heard of Haxus, so I don't know where/if it fits in the pattern.

I think I figured it out.
The reason he refuses to release grimwah, is because it's all he has, his only claim to fame, and likely the only reason not to kill himself. he keeps procrastinating, and perfecting every single detail, because he knows that eventually he will have to release it, and then the only thing to give his life any meaning will be gone.

>>383262997
Also when he signs off on an official release (and not just an early demo) he'll have no more excuses to ward off all criticism and he'll have to face up to the reality that he wasted 23+ years of his life.

>>383262997
Wow...you sapes need to take a shower, hit the weights and get a clue

>>383262562
>there are people on /v/ who weren't even born when cleve was creating his magnum opus

>working hard on the last tweaks for a game that has been in development for 23 years
>still has the time to write essay-long posts on Steam
Really makes you think.

Although it's highly unlikely, what if it's an actually good game with depth and complexity befitting a 20-year development time?

lol as if

>>383262967
Shores of Hazeron was a very ambitious project where you could start alone on a planet in the middle of the galaxy and create an empire of NPCs with farms, buildings, ships, etc. You could gather your ships, travel through space, and fight other player empires or ally with them. There was an impressive amount of customization with accompanying time commitment. The player base was a small group of autists (me included), but the financial strain was too much for Haxus. He ended up gutting the game into a pathetic state and making it pay to play. That was a couple of years ago though, I haven't kept up with it since.

>it's a big big game, it's very great, the greatest thing ever
Sounds like Trump.

>>383262830
It's the good form of Internet "Autism" in his case.

>>383263113

You really think he won't just convince himself that there's noone intelligent enough to appreciate his creation?

>>383262997
As a narcissist, Cleve gets off from all the posts, even shitposts. This is why he keeps 'delaying' his imaginary game. What a fucking nutjob. I'd bash his head in if he was local.

15/11/97
I come from an era when speed was everything - to survive as an
independent contractor you had to be superhuman, there was no choice, it
was pure necessity. Most of today's stable programmers are like plump,
well-fed poodles who sleep on satin cushions compared with the lean, mean
school of 8K boundaries and hidden ROM storage I cut my teeth in. It is a
hideous nightmarish world of sleeplessness, instant noodles, jolt cola
and keeping the front door jammed with your foot against your landlord
while screaming long distance you know damn well the game is selling, you
were just in Sears and their computer department said it was going off
the shelf as fast as they could stock it, where the hell is the royalty
check?!? In this Darwinian world of games design, most modern programmers
are like ALF or E.T. whereas I would be more like the Queen Egglayer from
ALIENS.

***
Grimoire is now 250,000 lines of extremely trim, packed code! And it has
been seriously optimized lately to eliminate a lot of code that was
replaced with more efficient C++ objects!! The executable is 900K!! The
combat module is 50,000+ lines by itself!!

Sir-Tech has had nearly 17 years of development of the Wizardry series,
no author after Andrew Greenberg ever started from scratch for them. All
of them, even David Bradley, built on existing code and enhanced it. I am
the only person in the universe since the Big Bang who has ever written a
first-person RPG this complex by himself from scratch with no help,
encouragement or aid from anyone in the galaxy except me while holding
down a full-time job.

RPGs are really HARD compared with other genres. I am not asking for
pity, again, but believe me if you'll just think about how many problems
could pop up when God was creating the world, you'll get some idea of the
difficulties posed for someone who is merely superhuman like myself. The
details go on and on like a bad dream.
***

>>383263383
WHEN DEVELOPERS BRING THEIR RPGS, THEY ARE NOT BRINGING THEIR BEST

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>>383263278
>what if it's an actually good game

31/7/97
My current project, Grimoire, is 175,000 lines of C++ I wrote in less
than 12 months, easily the most complex and enjoyable computer fantasy
roleplaying game of all time

This post is only three weeks away from being exactly twenty years ago

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>>383262745
Fuck you, Cleve is working hard.

Seriously I can't even make this up it is like he has a Neanderthal mind link to shit post perfectly.

>>383263458
he's such a good bullshitter

if this game ever comes out I'm buying it for the story, it must be amazingly written

>>383263440
His game is real but probably almost the same since 2005, he just wants attention and releasing the game would kill it.
Not good enough to create a cult following, not bad enough to become a classic of the bad games.

>>383262501
You can see footage of the beta from 98 for yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b7xuWdgiSc

It looks so fucking different from now

>>383262997
t. cleve

>>383263458
>code that was replaced with more efficient C++ objects!!
I like how he thinks using basic programming concepts from the 80s is impressive.
i would love to see the source code. I bet it's a complete fucking mess

>>383263584
You're right, I really shouldn't be wasting such a glorious example of a neanderthal's time, he is micromanaging every single femto-second perfectly, spending just the right amount of time shitposting, and just the right amount of time, not releasing his game.

Truly cleve is a wizard, for a wizard never arives early, or late, he arrives precisely when he means to.

>>383263730
>that feel when I've made first person dungeon crawlers on a fucking calculator that looked better than this shit

That fucking feel when his older totally not stolen stuff looked better than this new garbage he has

>>383263730
that actually feels a lot better than the other stuff ive seen from it.

especially sound effects

SAD!

>>383260559
Is this some massive joke or is he truly this autistic? Who is rusing who here?

>>383263725
This is most probable answer. He's had the game together for years but he keeps doing it because of this reason.

>>383262501 If you take a look at small screencap on the card you will recognize _same_ forest area as in 2013 superdemo, _same_ fly monster and even the character graphics are same...

>>383263730
weird that he seems to have intentionally made the UI uglier over the years

Steam community is churning out pure gold. I'm loving every minute of it.

>I will tell you something, if this whole game dev thing crashes down, Cleve, you should start a religious sect. One of those that demand all your money and properties to enter and end with a delicious glass of Kool-Aid. I will help you, alright? I can be your second in command. I am Jewish, this kind of stuff is my Race Trait, so to speak, you won't regret it.

>>383263581
So, he wrote 175 thousand lines of code in 4 years. Add 5 time that since the game was developed for nearly 24 years. 825 thousand lines, still far and away the most complex game ever. How can sapes even compete?

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LYIN' CLEVE. SAD!

>>383263458
>using C++ on a memory-constrained environment

I'm starting to think this guy is a big bullshitter.

>>383264127
The game was rewritten at least 3 times though, from his mouth.

>>383264097
The shame about Steam is that Cleve has control over it and is just deleting all the posts that trigger him.

That's why I prefer to follow the drama on /v/ and RPG Codex.

>>383264097
I had a few posts that got deleted before I got banned. The damage control is real

>>383260692
The guy used to be a dev on Wizardry. He's been making a game for the last 23 years which has been so hyped by himself and selected play testers known in the scene that it's become almost legendary among the community. It's the video game equivalent of Alasdair Gray's Lanark, if you're not pleb enough to get that reference.

>>383264060
A bit of both. He has a habit of exaggerating everything for effect, but he does genuinely believe his game is the best shit ever.

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>>383264150
no! Steve wouldn't lie to us. I can't wait to get my hands on this masterpiece.

>>383264185
He has shown the same three of four areas in every demo material since '97. It's going to be the same exact game, 'rewriting' was probably just adding dump stats and useless classes to be more patrician.

>>383264271
>steve
you really are one pathetic sape.

I want to make a first person dungeon crawler, having played only a few of them, as an exercise in game design mostly. Is this a retarded idea?

>This. I just took a break for the first time in 19 hours at 1 am in the morning to check this forum to see if there were any serious inquiries on anything that required an answer. I am probably going to work all day tomorrow on Sunday, which normally I take off. Will be simply going 24/7 on game to get it out at the earliest possible convenience.


now he's talking about it being weeks out. Game doesn't fucking exists.

Who here HYPE FOR GRIMOIRE?

>>383264252
lmao what a loser

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>>383264208
The comment section is pretty good though.

>>383264252
Except the Lanark books actually got released.

>>383264358
Not really, just don't try to make it a long game. Make something with 1-4 levels to test out your ideas then call it a day.

Cleve's band is pretty good though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-mQUUhpqKg

>>383264358
It should be reasonably simple. 2d raycasting on 2d grid.

I'm sure there are lot of tutorials for this kind of stuff. If not, you can always copy Doom like engine and adapt it for turn based game.
I have been thinking about doing a demo by myself and post it to RPGcodex for reference.

>>383264462
>your analogy is wrong though. The hockey player actually has a pair of skates for which to need blades.

B T F O
T F O
F O
O

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to think that system shock 2 was developed over 9 months
not even being just one guy justifies 23 years.

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>that time cleve made ridiculous outlandish claims about the company he worked for trying to include penis dinosaurs and rectum monsters and everyone thought he was full of shit until a guy turned up on ebay selling boxes of the liquidated company's documents including concept art for a rectum monster

this image is why I believe grimoire exists

>>383264358
Not at all.

Just start simple and don't make your first project take up years of your life. Make a simple proof of concept, and when it's done take some time to decide whether you want to move on to a more serious project.

>>383264358
never make an RPG as your first game. think smaller.

>>383264726
what....what if cleve never lied...?what the fuck kind of would would that be?

>>383263584
His brain just works on a level us filthy sapes can't understand.

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SAY IT WITH ME NOW, NEVER EVER

JUST RELEASE THE GAME CLEVE.

Post webms of gameplay footage. I'll start.

>>383264358
If you can't program use an engine like unity. If you can program making a simple raycasting engine is a piece of piss

>40$
hahahahahaha
I seriously hope nobody here is fucking retarded enough to buy this game.. oh, who am I fucking kidding.

>>383262328
>Grimoire first quarter 2014 or bust

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>>383264726
It exists to brush his ego. If the RPGcodex community wouldn't ever had responded to Cleve's lies I doubt that he would have continued working on the 'game'. He only inflates his ego with this stuff. Insane.

Is Cleve clinically autistic? Like being so much distracted by every single detail that you are unable to finalize the complete thing?

>>383264726
What if cleve MADE that very eBay pack from fragments he kept and other artworks to add veracity to his claims?!?
He's a true Neanderthal.
While we're playing chess, his mind is playing some four dimensional hyper strategy that our meagre sape minds can barely comprehend.

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But will it run on TempleOS?

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>>383265042
NEVER BEING RELEASED. VAPORWARE TAG

>so we told Cleve to bring his imaginary game to Steam
>he did it the absolute madman!

Reported for vaporware.

as of 2 minutes ago cleve is posting in this thread http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/grimoire-the-game-the-legend-the-con-the-thread-resurrection.75724/page-1152

>>383264726
Wizardry was always full of goofy shit. This doesn't even come close to "rectum monster", ffs, Atlus used a tweaked version of this for Nidhogg. Cleve is a dumbass.

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this guy has done nothing but shitpost on steam and answer every question people have sent him. there is no way in hell this game is even close to release.

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JUST A FEW NANO ISSUES, SEE YOU IN 10 YEARS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>383264726
If I put my penis in that, will I die?

>>383265584
He is now supposed to working 24/7, no time for shitposting!

>>383265793
24 minutes out of every 7 weeks maybe. That's the secret behind Grimoire.

Who have you worked with in the past who has given you the impression they are competent to test a game of this size and complexity with an entire team of Q&A people paid to be on the job 24/7? That person lied to you, it's Dunning Kruger. They don't even realise what is being talked about.

In my final once-over before making up the Steam package I discovered one thing after another. Nothing major or crashing or even a glitch that would keep you from finishing the game. Just some things I should do before releasing it. I am working on it around the clock now, it will be out shortly. It was predictable IF you understand how big and complex the game is.

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>mfw every time a Grimoire "release" nears, a bunch of newfags get duped into getting hyped
See you guys next year for the next "release"!

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>>383262328
holy fuck all of this sounds like some god awful programming

I wouldn't complain if this shit was written in C, but it's C++

Does this man not know how object orientation or interfaces or generics or delegates or anything related to proper modularization work? There's no fucking reason to make your code so fucking cross-dependent that one change breaks shit in 15 other modules.
What am I saying. This isn't even modularity. This is probably just some mess. Most likely because he learned programming somewhen in the 80s and just sticked with whatever sequential garbage he learned there.

>b-b-b-but it's optimized

A game that is 23 years old doesn't need to be optimized.
Not on that level.
As long as your garbage code doesn't slow down or break the engine you're fine.
But at this point even a shitty slow engine could be handled by modern PCs.

Don't forget kids. The three deadly sins of programming are:

>writing everything from scratch
>premature optimization
>lack of modularization

And holy fuck it only dawns to me right now that cleve might be guilty of all of these.

>>383265770
It would be extremely painful

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>>383265584
Why is RPGCodex such a fucking cesspit?

>>383266018
Because it's full of oldfags that haven't adopted the newfag culture you've come to enjoy.

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NEVEREVERNEVEREVERNEVEREVER

>>383265162
>>383264796
>>383264771
>>383264712
>>383264584
It's not my first game, it's just a game genre I really don't know a lot about. I think it'd be interesting to see what "genre staples" I figure out on my own, and what twists I give it out of ignorance/influence from other genres I enjoy.
I already wrote a raycasting engine for fun once, so I can probably start on top of that.

Cleve is shitposting RIGHT NOW.

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COMING SOON HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>29 October 1997
>We could release it tomorrow night, but after 3 years of development why mess up at the last minute by rushing it?
>I don't intend to give yahoos on Usenet anything to pick at when the game is released, all they will do is look and be turned into pillars of salt, end of story.

How deep does the rabbithole go?

>>383266123
Don't you get it, people? The more you throw questions at him, the more he delays the game! STOP, BEFORE IT TRULY BECOMES NEVER EVER!

>>383262562
>autistic programmers
all of them

>>383266201
>i get to reply to you again today with NEVER EVER
These threads and /v/ermin shit might be the most fun I've had in /v/ this year

29October1997
>We could release it tomorrow night, but
after 3 years of development why mess up at the last minute by rushing
it?

>I don't intend to give yahoos on Usenet anything to pick at when the game
is released, all they will do is look and be turned into pillars of salt,
end of story.

8July2017
>Was having a last review and checking off boxes, done, done, done ... ???. Discovered more stuff during my wrapup that was glitchy and needed to work well enough to provide the gameplay it was supposed to. The haters would have loved nitpicking at these bugs and claiming the game was a wreck but they are fixed now.

>>383265340

4 minutes ago StatsIgnoring#28788
The real question here is when will there be a TempleOS version of Grimoire, I can tell you I for sure won't buy it unless there is one.

either you're repeating your joke cross forum or someone in this thread stole it

>>383266090
nah it's nothing like the old days

>>383266268
He has a lot of things he has added in the time being. He even has more planned to update after release like new quests, maps, items, and features. Two features he suggested was a deeper cooking mechanic and romancing party members together.

>>383266374
Lies.

I'm a programmer and I actually have it on black and white that I'm not autistic. I had to get tested when I got diagnosed with Schizoid Disorder.

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>the only people eagerly anticipating this game are the people on 4chan who are hoping for a trainwreck

>in 20 or so years cleve dies
>grimoire is finally released
>the 'final version' is just the same superdemo from 97/2003/2014 with a few more areas that are glitched as fuck
>there are no spells programmed beyond the starting ones, the rest are dummied out and do nothing in battle
>there are ten weapons in the game, all of them from the demo
>there are two types of armor - starting armor and the golden armor Cleve bragged about
>you actually can't ride turtles, when you try a pop-up informs you that this function is not available yet
In your heart you know it to be true

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>>383266521
I've never posted or been on the Steam/RPGcodex(?) forums, so I don't know, man. Could just be a coincidence.

>>383266120
It's probably easier to do it in bit modern way at least - so you have rudimentary Opengl viewport and camera. All the walls are just flat quad polygons. You can make a 2d map and then just extrude the walls out for example, just to make something quick.

I think being turn based it actually _helps_ things which is completely opposite what Cleve has been claiming.

>>383266553
>the game was complete and ready for release in fucking 1997 years ago
>b-but he added a couple of things since then
That better actually be 20 years worth of extra content. Nobody gives a shit about cooking mechanics.

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>>383266268
>>383266509
He's been doing this sphiel for over 20 years. Why do we still believe it?

>>383266674
Honestly I think anyone autistic enough to play DF and aurora is autistic enough to play this.

>>383266704
>grimoire is finally released
You've got to drop those unrealistic expectations, Anon.

>>383266812
Don't worry, Cleve's in tune with modern trends. There will be a sex scene for each gender/race/class/age combination of party members, as well as a secret Neanderthal gangbang gay bukkake scene.

>>383265956
He started out programming on the Commodore. So... yeah.

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>>383263458
>literally comparing himself to god

>>383266802
As far as the mechanics go, I would start with AD&D rules. They are pretty simple to implement (i.e. virtual dice and lot of different tables). And when you get something simple running it's always there to be changed later on.

>>383263568

Fucking this, I don't even bother getting excited for games anymore for this exact reason, at most I'll go "hey, that looks pretty neat, let's see how it turns out".

Except for Shenmue 3, will legit kill myself if it turns out bad.

>>383266994
THAT'S IT. Cleve is KIRA. we have to tell L!

>>383266970
>a secret Neanderthal gangbang gay bukkake scene
10/10 masterpiece

The best part, is that if the game ever releases, the majority of people that play it will dislike it because it's too contrived, overblown and messy.

Because that's how development for this shit works. He had a game back in 97 and he kept adding stupid shit on top of it year after year. Do you honestly believe that, of the 20 attributes, even a quarter of them are useful? How about the 50 skills? How many of those are shit you absolutely must dump? I'm betting 40, at the very least.

Of the 300 maps, over half of them will be shit and people will bitch about them (assuming they get that far)

Of the 600 hours (read: 100 hours), the vast majority of that time will feel drawn out and like useless padding.

This game will be a bitter reminder that the actual AAA developers that we call shit are the ones who actually know what the fuck they are doing.

>>383266994
Come now anon he only called himself a mere superhuman in comparison.

>>383267074
Too late, sape. 『Caveman Rock』has already touched your post.

>>383266521
TempleOS is legendary. Considering Cleve's background it's an obvious joke to make.

>>383267235
I was going for deathnote but yeah that fits too.

Cleve, I am one of the Indiegogo backers, and I have been loosely following Grimoire development for 15 years or so. I've been skeptical but decided to go ahead with funding to show support (and it was easier to consider because I was going through a divorce and using marital funds, so I essentially had the ex paying half). I went ahead and ponied up $100. For me, this sort of game would be well worth it. I knew it was a gamble, so if the game were never released, I couldn't be too upset.

I, however, am becoming disheartened by the multiple promises of release dates, after backing, that never coalesce.

I really thought you'd come through on May 31, but you didn't. In the meantime, I reinstall Wizards & Warriors and have been playing it ever since. I thought that I could put it down yesterday and pick up Grimoire, but that didn't happen.

I hope that you're serious about releasing this ASAP and that you'll use vacation time from your day job to finish it. It would be perfect for me if Grimoire were be released in the next, say, 12 hours, because it would coincide with my 40th birthday.

If not, though, I hope that you put in time during the week until it's released.

I'm about at the point at which I'll just completely give up. If I finish Wizards & Warriors and there's still no Grimoire, that will be too much for me.

Who paleo-wizard here

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>>383265908
hi mister I challenge you to a battle of wits, homo sapien versus neanderthal.

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The hopes he has crushed
The dreams he has choked

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All of you assholes are debasing the hard neanderthal sweat and tears, which are more valuable than yours by the way.

>>383267134
It will be a mess because the game failed to implement all of the quality of life improvements this dead genre has received for the past 23 years while more and more bloat was added
Meaning only the biggest of autists will be able to fully derive enjoyment from this. Ain't nobody got time of patience to play a game that's stuck in 1994

>>383267430
We can only pray it makes it out in time for the big 5 0.

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>>383267430
>>383267549

>>383267430
AHAAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit, that dude got so fucked. Holy shit. I could just imagine him stalling for ten or so hours in W&W in vain hopes that Cleve actually releases the game.
Grimoire is the pinnacle of the absurdist comedy genre.

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>>383267521
>>>383265908
It's okay if you're busy, I'll just leave it here for you.

good luck on the game I might buy it if you release it on GoG

this guy would CHIM his way to RPG godhood in the TES universe in a finger snap

So, if I understand well, some nutjob is wanking over his fictional game he keeps delaying to fuel his ego
How hard is Valve going to fuck him over once enough complaints bring to light the fact that he's basically scamming people?

>>383267627
But it has Auto-Walk, Auto-Map AND Auto-Heal!!!!!!!!!

WHEN WILL IT RELEASE????

>>383266867
>sphiel
wtf m8...if you're trying to sound like a neanderthal, it's "spiel"

>>383266018
that kid is like 16 years old he's going to be embarassed about it once he's older

>>383267592
If it's just some small stupid things.... why not FUCKING PATCH IT ON DAY ONE?

>>383267430
God. I wish I could help this guy somehow.

>>383260715
watched this the other night. Good show.

The game keeps being sabotaged by glow in the dark CIA niggers.

>the dude is literally posting on the steam forums right now talking about how good his game is

what a bunch of suckers those people are

>>383267828
If this game doesn't spawn a dozen lustful succubi, female and male, to every buyer's house, it will undershoot dev's lofty promises. There's nothing a crawler can do worthy of 23 years of wait.

>>383267756
It's all circumstantial. However, the cab driver is a male so it's clearly rape.

>>383267430
imagine getting cucked by both your ex wife and cleve

>>383265956
It's modularized in ye olde way.

Which means he has an interface and a callback hell he forces into being synchronous.

>>383268031
You..........you can ride the turtles though.

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>>383266391
There are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who think grimoire is coming out in 2017 post yfw

this is andy kaufman level

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He is using the game to get attention and shitpost. Over all the fucking years he did nothing but shitpost. He is just one big narcissist and a deluded one on top of that.
I wouldn't be surprised if he actually touched the game in years or even fucking made it himself or there is even a game other than the demo itself.
The reason why it won't come out might not be because of the fact that he is a perfectionist or the development of the game is all he has along with attention it brings but the whole game itself that has been on progress for 23 years might be the fucking demo itself and nothing more.
Fucking cave painting shitposter. I bet he has been jacking off to all those attention he had from the yesterday non stop. Don't be surprised if he an heroes while jacking off to mirror while doing autoerotic asphyxiation when people finally gets enough of his shit and stops giving attention.

>>383268050
I think the idea of getting cucked by cleve will haunt my worst nightmares for the rest of my life. why did you do this anon?

>>383268048
Is it really you, mister grimoire guy?

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>>383268116

>>383258434
When will it release?

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>>383268116

OOOOOOOOH
(LEFT MY SWEET SOUL)
I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY THROAT
(BENEATH THE BEDCLOTHES)
I NEED TO BE ALONE
(I'M NOT COMING DOWN)
WHILE I SUFFER

OOOOOOOOH
(WALLS HAVE EARS)
THERE'S A HOLE INSIDE MY BOAT
(BUT NO ONE HEARS)
I NEED TO STAY AFLOAT
(WHEN NOBODY'S AROUND)
FOR THE SUMMER

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>>383268116
b-b-but he just has a few pico issues to solve! no- dare I say nano issues!

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>>383268450

>>383268450
>4 tits

what?

>>383258434
I am actually playing this, after reading about in Cleve threads.

>>383267592

>Sorry guys, I had my suspicions, but these minor issues were just bread crumbs leading me to a major flaw in the code I didn't know existed. I'm gonna have to delay the release for- I don't know how long, but rest assured, I'm gonna dedicate every waking hour to fixing these glitches.

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>>383267791
The only people he's scammed are the ones who backed the indiegogo campaign. Everyone on Steam is just doing pic related.

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>all this narcisism

Why are indie devs so obsessed with themself?

Name one humble indie dev other than the guy that did cave story

go

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>>383268116
>>383268450
NEVER FUCKING EVER COMING OUT

>>383268748
Tarn Adams.

>>383268748
Toady

>>383267592
>the end of the cleve-yuga approaches
Holy shit my sides
At least he's self aware.

>>383268748
Me

>>383268826
nice

So, when is he announcing the next release date so we can start this cycle all over again? Any guesses at what it will be?

I'm going with September 1st.

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>>383267840
the day after you die

>>383268748
toby fox :-)

>>383268748
The dudes that made Uplink/Darwinia/Defcon and the guy who made SpaceChem/Shenzhen I/O

>>383268748
>>383268826
>>383268852
Yeah pretty much, I honestly have faith in toady that he will eventually one day, after the great unification we will see .60
Just seven thousand more years till 1.0 lads!!!!

>>383268978
DEVILISH

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>>383268978
>that guy that has literally died waiting for this

>>383268975
We don't have a release date but word on the street is it's going to be bundled with Barkley 2 and Otome Function.

>>383269113
I already played through Otome function and Grimoire looks to have better romance and sex scenes.

>>383269113
Your forgetting cuphead and DF lad.

>>383268987
Zach Barth is a great guy. Made Infiniminer, and yet never once complained that Notch ripped his ideas off.

>>383269035
That wasn't the question.

Besides, Toady has never claimed that his game was done and then worked on it for 20 more years while constantly lying about the state of the game. He's always been open that his game was just an ongoing hobby project that would probably take him a lifetime to complete. He's also giving it away for free and not selling it for $40, nor starting crowd funding campaigns so he can scam his fans.

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>It's a Cleve makes shit up episode
>It's a Cleve wastes time shitposting even though he's supposedly working hard on finishing up these nano-pico-issues.
Neanderthals were a mistake

>>383268807
Who is this semen demon

>>383269453
Caulifla, Dragon Ball Super char

No such thing as bad publicity. Watch. This has only generated all new levels of anticipation.

A relative called me long distance to tell me that deliberately missing the launch date would have to be the most brilliant publicity move of any indie game dev in the history of computer gaming. Approaching hysterics.

I didn't have the heart to tell him I did not intentionally miss the release date.

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>>383268660

4 tits!

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>>383269436
He's right, you know?

>>383269521
Thanks

>>383269436
He doesn't have a family other than his mom, who has long given up on wondering what he's doing with his life

>>383269521
Why didn't she make the cut?

>>383268987
>>383269313
By the way, if you like Zachtronics, he had a series of podcasts last year which were highly entertaining and informative -
http://www.zachtronics.com/podcast/

So have Cleve made a game anyone actually gives a shit about?

I look at his website and I find Daredevil Donut Lad. Why do we even trust that this guy knows how to make a solid game?

>>383269113
>Barkley 2
It hurts.

>>383268726

You can tell an unfunny white guy made this image.

And an unfunny white guy is posting it.

This thread made me actually commit to playing through paper sorcerer. It's not a billion hours long or the deepest RPG ever created, but it's a neat little dungeon crawler for 5 that was also created by one person.

>>383260381
Oh you mean just like how the game was a guaranteed release no matter what back in 2013? Sure, I believe you, retard.

>>383269709
he worked on wizardry

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>>383269591
>Not only calling someone a neanderthal, but calling them a neanderthal and a shitty developer that cannot put out a game after two decades
Amazing.

>>383269709
We don't. He was too incompetent for Sir-Tech and worked on a Wizardry 7 expansion before he got fired.

The game looks and plays like shit (you can check the demo out)

These threads exist solely because of the 23 year long trainwreck

>>383267430
Nostalgic cucks are pathetic

>post YFW someone else starts and finishes the creation of his own game before he finishes

>>383269809
He's proud of being a Neanderthal. He believes he's a human fossil.

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>>383269591
>Cleve is an anti-vaccer

Of course he is.

But how does that gel with his rants that autism doesn't exist and is just a lie the Sape man tells to keep the Thal down?

>>383269791
>tfw sapes think you can rush a quality product
not delaying a product is how no man's sky happened, you ignorant pea-brained sapiens.

>>383269730
>he thinks I'm pigskinned
Go eat crow, sape.

Why the fuck are we calling him a neanderthal, I have no idea about this story at all but it is perma spammed in these threads

Why tho????

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And there he is. Making his hilarious posts and shitposting just like an Aussie (even though he's not originally from there)

Working so hard on fixing those issues, he says. So hard he's spending time reading the codex.

>>383269963
You're missing the fact that his game has been in development since 1994. And that he's been claiming it's "almost" ready for release since 1997.

Just about every game on Steam today has been started and finished between then and now.

>>383270046
>tfw sapes think more time = more quality
'Tis why XV was a masterpiece, afterall.

>>383269723
If you're a true DOOM MURDER-HEAD you can wait as long as it takes.

>>383270093
Subatomic particles confirmed.

Fuck he beat Toady to that level of detail, how will DF fans recover. Oh right by actually playing their game.

>>383270093
How the fuck does a person get this deluded?

Simple autism doesn't explain this.

>>383270093
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THIS GUY

>>383270192
t. sape

>>383270079
Because that's what he legitimately calls himself. He believes he's the last Neanderthal alive and that the Neanderthals were the superior species that got assassinated and out-bred by the cowardly Homo Sapiens who were much dumber and inferior. It's a hole of crazy you might not want to get into.

Some examples of his crazyness.

http://vault-co.blogspot.pt/2012/12/modern-science-moves-backwards-not.html

>>383270281
He created a whole universe, YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

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>>383270093
>Hyperborea
>mfw he actually is a neanderthal and he wasn't just shitposting
>this is the magnum opus of the neanderthal race before it breathes its final breath

>>383268660
stacking areolas

>>383262386
If this game was constantly be developed for 23 years shouldn't it be fantastic?

>>383270217
>implying he didn't create micro universes in the subatomic particles which requires their own subatomic particles which feature even micro-er universes
>>383270321
What a low quality post, sape. You only took around 90 seconds working on it. Don't reply to me until an hour later so I know it's a quality reply.

>>383268660
Her boobs are so big her arms are pushing them in at the middle

>>383270395
he redone everything from the ground at least 3 times now
someone post that screencap

>>383270395
Yeah stolen assets from 23 years ago along with content that he forget he even put into the game which likely leads to piles of bugs he will never fix is a great recipe for a fantastic game.

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>>383270459

>>383270281
Cleve is much more than a simple autist.

>>383270093
>with it's own rules of physics modelled down to the atomic level

Cleve is literally "that kid" but 30 years older.
It's pretty funny to see.

>>383270395
Because games that spend half a lifetime in development hell are usually fantastic, right?

I mean look at Final Fantasy XV, or Duke Nukem Forever!

>>383270553
Is that a nipple??! MOOOOODS

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>>383270528
If you don't delete this post, you'll be sorry

>>383269792
no he worked on stones of arnhem a game that never saw the light of day

Where can I read the story of the bankruptcy of Sir-Tech? The original thread on RPGCodex seems down.

I want this game. I want it now. You just know it will be a chronicle of a man falling apart and giving in to his own autism.
IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT THE GODDAMN VIDYA GAME!
>>383270618
I still firmly believe a joke about DNF will be somewhere in Grimoire, simply because he forgot to take it out when the game finally released.

>>383270093
>i knew sapes were dumb but taking this as anything but a joke is ridiculous even by your cowardly evolutionarily inferior brains

>>383270703
the thread isn't down you just need an account for a year to read it

>>383270618
Freelancer was alright.

>>383270649
Cleve is a hack and his game doesn't exist. He will never release it. And if he does he will either kill himself from the reviews, or he will go even further up his own ass and just rant about how it's more proof that neanderthals were the superior species and only he has the ability to appreciate his "masterpiece"

>>383270794
Well shit.

>>383270837
Also: He doesn't have a wife.

>>383270869
Though he does has a son (himself).

>>383270850
i could snap some excerpts once i'm done taking a shit

Wait, so he actually thinks he's a neanderthal?

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Still shitposting
>Soon
He says

>>383270869
he doesn't have a son either but that doesn't stop him from maintaining a blog where he pretends to be "Cooper", posting about "dad's progress on Grimoire"

https://grimdarkly.wordpress.com/

dude is a fucking MANIAC

>>383270946
Yep
See: >>383270331
That's his blog

>>383270915
That would be nice of you

>>383260983

TGT is legitimately good though.

>>383270331
Did I just read that right

Neanderthals, or Boskops whatever he calls them, built Nuclear Reactors

what in the fuck is going on here

>>383271032
>180 IQ ubermensch neandertal
>Names his "son" Cooper

Cleve is the sort of crazy that should really be savoured, a relic of the type of internet crazy which you used to get but sadly hardly ever see nowadays.

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>When your urge to finish your 23 year old game is swallowed out whole by your urge to red pill vaxxers

>>383271032
what kind of son calls his dad by his first name git gud at rping cleve

>tfw sape brains are too underdeveloped to comprehend Grimoire, the game of the millennium, the game that will give new insight into God's act of Creation.

fucking sape scrunguloid Cro-Fagnon manboons GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

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How the fuck do those post icons on RPGCodex work? Do you need a special account to use them or something?

t. a dumb sape

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>>383271212
Watch yourself.

>>383271032
You can't fight insanity. He will always drag you down to his level and there, down there, he is the champion. Champion of narcissistic lies and deceit and bullying others.

One surefire way to recognize mentally ill narcissist is that they often victimize themselves and blame others for their own failures. 99% of the time.

>>383271240
Holy shit

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>>383264620
>Pretty good though
NIGGER ARE YOU DEAF?

This game will release by Monday, and be good. Just watch.

>>383271240
He's fucking crazy
I love it

>>383271240
This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.

I hope his game never comes out so he can keep shitposting all day every day.

>>383271240
Pretty sure you could argue that a damaged brain is a "different brain architecture"

I missed the release threads, are you telling me this game hasn't actually fucking come out yet? Jesus.

>>383271460
You're playing the game right now.

>>383271460
Bloodshot eyeballs inflamed to 8x normal size, mucus from nose pooling on floor around chair, been doing 20 hour days with nothing but expired beef jerky to keep me from starving to death. My wife has brought a bedpan into my study and placed it under my chair like that episode of South Park so I no longer have to break to go to the bathroom.

Almost ... there ... just need to test that last issue number #10209373739829 to make sure it is still fixed after changing item #0928434923098 to match up with issue #9042353290215.

Game looks so utterly beautiful that tears are mixing with the mascara as they run down my cheeks. I ... never ... dreamed ... my game would finally look this good.

Will be working all day to complete, as soon as I have verified remaining areas that underwent some editing I will begin building deployment packages.

One last minute change I am introducing is versioning for the savegames and side-by-side execution of updates so any future patches of Grimoire will NOT break any savegames out there. Obviously nobody wants to start their 600 hours of play over just because I added romancing and bread baking interfaces. So once saved your savegame will be legal until you complete that game. You may not see new additions to the map but your current game will always be completable after you have started it.

Sorry but I am just one guy and normally during this crunch time on any software project you have more than one person to help you when the going gets tough. It's all on me and it only gets fixed because I fix it, I can't delegate that bug to a team member.

Almost there. Game is looking ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE. As soon as it is ready will post deployable package to Steam for approval.

It's real

>>383258434
im convinced this game isn't real, this guy has been stringing the rpg community along for YEARS and has been promising "hell or high water" and here we are after 20 years the game is still not released and 20 years from now it will still "just a few more finishing touches i promise guys" its never coming out, forget grimoire exists because its just screenshots and mockup shit.

>>383271460
>29 October 1997
>We could release it tomorrow night, but after 3 years of development why mess up at the last minute by rushing it?
>I don't intend to give yahoos on Usenet anything to pick at when the game is released, all they will do is look and be turned into pillars of salt, end of story.

8 July 2017
>Was having a last review and checking off boxes, done, done, done ... ???. Discovered more stuff during my wrapup that was glitchy and needed to work well enough to provide the gameplay it was supposed to. The haters would have loved nitpicking at these bugs and claiming the game was a wreck but they are fixed now.

>>383271367
After having heard the pinnacle of audiatory experiences, my ears have shut down permanently and refuse to listen to anything of lesser quality.

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>>383271460
Anyone expecting it to actually come out is delusional.

He's been saying it's ready for release since NINETEEN FUCKING NINETY SEVEN.

This is scary
Not even Chris-chan could ever hope to reach this level of insanity

>>383271596
He has a wife? RRRREEEEEEEE

>>383271605
You want to know the craziest part? It actually exists. It exists so much that people were able to play a beta of it ON 1998.

There's videos of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b7xuWdgiSc

It exists so much that there were people that tested it and can confirm tons of fact about the game.

It exists so much that there was a super demo with tens of hours of content released in 2013

Again, you can confirm this with videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqo9lsOeWGg

It exists so much that it was recently data-mined to the point that we know the names of all locations and NPCs

The guy is just crazy and refuses to release it because he knows his game is not worth the 23 years of wait. And the longer he waits, the more he needs to delay it.

this guy has turbo ocd and he is expecting to ever release a product?

>>383271648
You ain't seen nothing.

Have you ever heard about the woman who cancelled her Kickstarter project because the Sun (the actual giant ball of nuclear fire) spoke to her and threatened her to never release her game, because it contained too many divine secrets?

>>383271764
He's working on it, just has to keep tweaking her so she won't embarrass him when he goes to receive his pulitzer prize for this game's release.

>>383271648
Im afraid anon
this is the first time I heard about this game and to see all the shit he is doing about neanderthals, faking having a son who writes a blog about "his dad" and his game, faking having a wife, nuclear reactors built by neanderthals

hold me, i dont want this anymore

>>383271764
No, he doesn't.

He frequently brings up his wife and son, even though neither of those actually exist. The abyss just keeps getting deeper the more you look into it.

>>383271894
You thought you could laugh at him but he's raping your mind. He's inside you with the psychedelic batshit insane lies.

>>383271837
name of woman or project? I gotta see