ITT: Where are they now?

>>383254373
The irony of Jade is that she was just some dorky programmer but didn't look like one. I doubt she ever wanted all that attention and she decided to disappear.

>>383254373
Some nerd's dungeon.

Peter Molyneux is dead.

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>>383254667

This is the fate of pretty much every "sincere dork" lady who is a 7/10 or above.

I know two of them and they keep their powerlevel hidden at all times.

>>383254667
no she was a producer, she didn't even develop games

What's Kimmo up to these days?

Apparently she did Blacklist and fucked off from Ubi afterwards.

>>383255071
she works for EA now

>>383255032
She started out as a programmer.

>>383254991
I always wondered how old the furfag was. His parents look ancient.

>>383255207
on 2 who the fuck cares games

>>383254373
She has her own studio at EA now, EA Motive.
They're doing the campaign for SWBFII

>>383254991
fuck, that pic

>>383255290

The stress of raising a mentally ill child ages the hell out of people.

A casual glance at all families like this will usually look the game.

>>383255150
Good, the perfect shit hole end of the road for the cunt who libtarded Ubisoft.

>>383255524
>>383255290
>>383254991
Older parents are also more likely to produce mentally ill weirdos.

>>383255632
Was she involved with that?

>>383255651
Can confirm.
t. dad was 46 and mom was 29

>>383254373
Where is Tommy Tallarico nowadays? Did he give up working on game music?

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>>383254373
I think it'd be cool if she did a Carrie Fisher like thing and fucked the living shit out of some random fans of AC who approached her the right way.
Giving some poor KHV the night of his life.
She'd be a goddamn hero in my eyes

AHHHHH WHY ARE HER PUPILS SO DILATEDDDD FUCK IM SCARED

>>383255924
The fact that I never got to fuck old, coked up Carrie Fisher is one of my greatest regrets.

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>>383254373
She's making a Star Wars game.
She's still my mommyfu.

>>383256284
Means she's attracted to someone.

I want to play Jade's game

>>383255632
>who libtarded Ubisoft.
What?
SJWs hate her.
Anita in particular hates her because when she asked her what she thinks of feminism in videogames she told her she didn't have time for that because she's actually making videogames.

>>383256480
Post more pics

>>383254373
jade is doing porn after her studio failure

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>>383256924
Okay.

Whatever happened to Kim Swift (was that her name) Quantum conundrum was pretty rad

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Swery killed himself after he sided with the devil, Microsoft.

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>>383256284
Coke.

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whats he doing now days?

>>383255924
Too late my man, I fucked her in Edmonton about 4 years ago after meeting her at a conference

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Drunk Jade making fun of Keifer Sutherland is best Jade

Ubisoft was going down the toilet for some time, she saw the signs and jumped ship like everyone else with a brain.

>>383257410
Why does she look like someone gave her the fuck of her life right before the interview.

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>>383256480
>AC mommyfu
>Portal mommyfu
>Uncharted mommyfu
>all working together to make star wars great again
I'm delighted with this timeline desu

Please stop talking about my wife jade

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>>383254373
is dmc good? I've never played any of the games

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>>383254373
Hey, it's Jade!
Man I missed masturbating to her.

>>383256794
based jade

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>>383255813
>Aunt and Uncle want to conceive
>They're both 40
At least I won't be the only autist in the family

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>>383257559
Because attractive women hook up with actual alpha males, not sensitive betas

>>383257743
>posts an actual homosexual
>man I missed masturbating to her

>>383254373
probably just off quietly doing work away from the public eye.

>>383257559
Eyes + sex hair

>>383257814
the funniest part is gal is literally with a beta
but shes a jew so she doesn't matter

>>383257743
Why is Lawrence so fucking huge? Now everyone but Adam is a dudehuge. Adam still looks like a bitch. Narrow shoulders + pudge = bitch mode.

>>383257893
>with a beta
Wealthy married couples engage in swinger shit all the time.

>>383254373
Remember that time she dragged Kiefer Sutherland at those game awards.

>>383255813
>mum 36 and dad 39

MY aunt was 40 when she had my cousin. now she is almost 60 and my cousin is 17

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>>383257974
ok

>>383257701
What

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mommy is still queen of posing against walls

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>>383257814
>when you realize Tom Cruise is actually standing on the seat
manlets, when will they learn

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>>383258168
marry me pls

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ready for smash 5?

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>>383258265
mommy is too busy leading a new team of 100+ people~

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>>383255384
that is how literally everyone starts out

>>383258457
He's no longer in EA.

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>>383258087
Damn, Wonder Woman looks like that?

>>383258168
>>383258419
Jade sometimes looks half asian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBx2BTYs6h8
ALPHA AS FUCK
was she drunk?

>>383258457
He runs a football team now.

>>383258265
Damn she needs to use sunscreen, ruining her skin

>>383254991
is this the same guy?
https://twitter.com/AlexiHusky

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>>383258549
Is this why you people fetishize her?

>>383257756
Jesus, at that point just fucking adopt

>>383258721
I don't have any preference for asians.

>>383258612
That's Eva Lovia.

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>>383258549
Most likely mixed desu, as are most canadians.
Anyways she's one of toronto's 50 most influential people and now she's about to take that title in montreal get ready boi

Any pics of Jade's husband? Is he black and ripped at least?

>>383258563
The backstage chatter is that she was legitimately hammered. She probably had some other examples planned.
That is peak development jade.

>>383258612
That girl is called Eva Lovia.
Jade doesn't have freckles.

>>383257814
why is Batfleck just a torso

>>383259075
He's on his knees in the chair. He's by no means the 6'2 he claims to be.

>>383258721
post her thighs

I WANT TO MARRY JADE AND LOVE HER AND CUDDLE HER AND FEED HER BREAKFAST IN BED!

>>383258873
What's that Mexican guy's problem?

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what a shitfest his channel was

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>>383258891
No pics all we know is he's an industrial engineer.

>>383259253
Probably the realization he's sitting in between two beautiful women while looking like a gay old hispanic boy group member.

>ywn play jades game

Why live?

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>>383258891
He's apparently a salesman, and a great one at that, always offering high quality products.

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>>383258087
>implying she isn't cucking him with vin

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>>383259612
Todd delete this she will never touch your disgusting radiant AI

I want to sniff jades seat

>>383259664
Haha what do you think it smells like? Haha

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I want to play with Jade.

>>383257485
Guys.

>>383258212
Tom Cruise isn't in that photo, you face blind retard.

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>>383259612
>where'd you get that picture anon?

>>383259613
Vin is gay. His mach stuff is just posturing.

>>383255071
She worked on conviction too. Game sold well and they gave her blacklist.

>>383259612
lel she's probably taller than him too
How tall is Jade?

>>383259976
5'2

>>383255813
>tfw dad was 47 and mom was 39
My only regret is that I didn't get to experience the 1980's at all

>>383259976
Jade is just very tall Anon, she's 6'2

>>383256480
Woman with big mouth are my fetish. They need one to be able to suck my cock.

>>383255632
You sound like quite the cunt yourself

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>5'7
If she had been slightly taller young Jade could've been a runway model. Now she has to humor NERDS.

>>383255923
Didn't he set up loads of those vidya music concerts?

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>>383260042
Same.

>>383258721
She's fine af. She appears on the mega64 podcast sometimes.

>>383259370
his pc master race video still makes console peasants to this day butthurt.

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>>383259990
What happened to him? Where has he gone? Is he still a faggot?

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>>383260176
She's an autist at heart she would have struggled in modeling.

>>383258457
I wonder if he still has that GTA IV tattoo

>>383260348
He's french canadian so he might as well be deas

>>383260214
meant for
>>383260128

>>383257701

If you can get it cheap on steam, go for it. It's not that bad, just dumbed down, forgettable.

>>383258579
Also happens to be one of the top teams in the world.

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>>383259990
>>383260348
>mfw he legitimately cancelled Fez 2 because of online trolling from /v/
I wish his wikipedia pic still had the druid hidden in the background

>>383259836
>he dedicates time to remembering Hollywood celebrities
Good goy

>>383260351
have you seen Janina interviews? Janina is also an autist

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>>383260176
She just likes making vidya.

>>383260773
Women can't be autistic. They are just "quirky" and cute.

>>383261042
They can be legitimately weird people.

Is she a good role model for little girls?

>>383261164
You have been reported to the nearest HR official.

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>>383261191
Yes.

>>383261042
Only if they're attractive

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>>383261191
Little girls honestly don't need role models. Like lizards, they eventually figure out what to do on their own.

>>383257343
more like he got alchohol poisoning because he doesn't fucking do anything except jerk off and get drunk with his buddies

fuck him for letting D4 get canned, never buying his shit again

t. buttmad fan

>>383257529
No, you didn't.

>>383258506
She looks like a grubby goblin here. Like an Irish accent could just sprout from her lips any second.

>>383259421
What else do we know about him? I've found celebrities' secret FB profiles before, this shouldn't be too hard.

>>383260351
There are multiple autistic models. For some reason autism doesn't make women ugly the way it makes men ugly.

>>383254373
I want to play Jade's game!

>>383261418
>letting D4 get canned
Microsoft was the primary driver behind that

>>383262820
I was genuinely excited for the first AC way back when.

>>383262584
>""""celebrities"""
Fix'd

>>383255813
if your mom was 29 then you should have turned out fine.

>>383263305
My point is that he's (or Jade) not a celebrity, so he should be easier to find than celebrities.

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I want to marry Jade.

>>383264006
Aren't /r/equests bannable, especially for NSFW material?

>>383264092
well fuck ok

>>383254373

currently producing a new Star Wars game with Amy Hennig as the lead writer.

>>383263813
I want to cum inside Jades pussy! And then her mouth immediately after!

>>383263813
this was her in 2007 anon

how was you in 2007?

>most trannies lurking here were actual men in 2007 lol

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>tfw you will never get laid by Jade

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>>383254373
I hope you will buy her game, anon.

>>383264392
>>383264903

STOP posting these pictures. Jade is a sweet girl and doesn't deserve this invasion of privacy!

>>383258019
>tfw i'm 26 and my mom is 62

>>383265061
what invasion of privacy
people are just admiring her beauty

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>>383264392
>>383264903

>Deleted

>>383265182
I don't think you saw those pictures

>>383265342
What were they?

>But what about the disproportionate number of stereotypical sex pot characters – with their pneumatic breasts? Raymond remains resolute: “I think it’s kind of fun. I mean when we buy Cosmopolitan or Vogue, how many women do you see who look like the models in those magazines walking down the street? Or when you look at the Oscars and the women on the red carpet – how many of them look like us normal women? I think any media you look at presents this idealized version of women in it.
>“I do agree it would be nice to have more diverse female characters – but I don’t really have a cross to bear about how women are portrayed in video games.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10261561/Splinter-Cell-Blacklist-Jade-Raymond-judge-me-on-my-video-games-not-how-hot-I-am.html

based

>>383265493
Private pics of Jade and her girlfriend

>>383265493
Gay Jade being gay.

>>383265660
>>383265751
She's married and has a kid.

>>383265549
/ourgirl/

>>383265283
>>383265342
>>383265493
>>383265660
>>383265751
stop trying to meme crap
these pictures are posted in every jade thread
what's this shit all of a sudden?

>>383266138
>proof of Jade's gf exists
>proof of Jade's husband and kid doesn't exist
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

>>383266138
Actually 2 and both before she was too old at that.

>>383266296
http://www.canadianbusiness.com/business-strategy/jade-raymond-game-changer/
>Now settled in Toronto with her husband and eight-month-old daughter

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>>383266515
That's not really proof. Gossip mags are full of bullshit too.
>no wedding ring

>>383266636
>>383265549
>no wedding ring
>likes big boobs
GAAAAAAY

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>>383266636
DELET THIS

>>383258265
I miss 3 years ago Eva, who didn't take miles of BBC on a daily basis.

>>383258549
She's 1/4 chinese.

Post the comic.

>>383257814
Cute how they put a prop in front of his gut and bitch tits.

>>383266636
>Jade has only managed to get Amy and Kim on board with the star wars game after showing them how talented her piano fingers are.
>.<

>>383266636
wew

>>383266636
if only

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>>383266636

>>383268676
>He still has heroes

What's wrong with you

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>>383268676

tfw you will never sit down and have a beer with the American Picker guys and Johnny Romeo

>>383268676
Kojima?

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See?
This is what happens when you don't preorder.

>>383257182
>Poo eyes
Why do you like this nigress?

>>383268983
>brown eyes are exclusive for niggers

>>383269114
They are

>>383268889
Who is this handsome guy?

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>>383268889
gross
>todd's little hand looks like a bunch of bananas if bananas were dicks

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>>383266636
I want to believe

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>>383268676
he owns all kinds of things from gas stations, it doesn't mean he actually works at one, peopel always fall for this so I need to explain it to counter-bait.
lets see if someone knows where this image is from and whom it refers to.

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>>383268889
>You will never meet based Todd

Why live?

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>>383268983
Pic related is clearly black.

>>383269461
I want Laura Bailey to knee me in the balls and humilliate me as I collapse to the ground desu

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>>383269350
that guy has some serious magic abilities
>watch out

>>383268889
>that look

YOU JUST KNOW

>>383269461
looks like a jew so not white at all

>>383269461
I remember her now.
She was in MGS..
Raiden, right?

>>383254997
Works for Sony making crappy games.

>>383258721
>indivisible dev

die.

>>383268889
What's Todd's problem anyway?

>>383266636
no reverse image lookup... where did this cum frum?

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>>383270221
>What's Todd's problem anyway?
he's not used to game development
his original calling was no longer possible
You see, his height became a problem.

>>383270197
*unsheathes katana*
You have 3 seconds to apologize before you become dirt on my blade.
1...

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>>383270317
Jade's gf posted these on her private FB.

>>383270221
You didn't preorder his game, so now he steals your waifu.

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>>383270537
>you will never be jade's younger gf

>>383270537
really... anything better... like a guaranteed fap?

>>383270876
Jade looks like she would be fun to fuck.

>>383270537
cool shit. seems like you're in the inside then.
I'm fine with jade being a carpetdevourer. I mean look how happy she is. she probably drank a few Sierra Nevada's

>>383270537
Literally the most pure woman in videogames

>>383270221

he's like 5'6", do you really have to ask?

>>383270537
Cute

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>>383269461
>you will never fuck Laura Bailey's voice
why live

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>>383272043
I want her just to make her moan.

>>383254997
Yakuza'd.

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>>383271375
>Literally the most pure woman in videogames
>woman

>>383272852
>SMALL LOAN OF $200,000 DOLLARS

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>>383272996

>>383270537
>>383266636
based muncher

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>>383263198
Microsoft doesn't own the rights to D4 dumbass. Swery started dev on Season 2 got "sick" and had to "recover" which apparently entailed him getting drunk every day, getting a giant back tattoo, and then just starting his own company.

>>383272852
ew

>>383275561
>ew
thanks, now EA has to make a (((AAA))) game about xur.

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>>383258506
She looks like Randal from recess

>>383276037
Really?

>>383259612
Whats wrong with his face

>>383276781
Dynamic shadows
it just works

>>383260348

Last I saw he was doing DJ at some double fine event.

Speaking of what's up with Double Fine? Last time I even bothered to look into them was during the Spacebase DF9 shitshow.

>>383268821
>the American Picker guys

I dont' know why my parents love that show but from the few times I've checked it out it seemed pretty comfy

>>383277387
They announced Psychonauts 2 like, 3 years ago? They had another crowdfund, haven't heard any more news since.

>>383277649

>people giving them more money after they abused both kickstarter and steam early access

at this point anybody giving DF money deserves the shaft they're about to get from them.

I FOUND A PIC OF JADE WITH HER ADOPTED SON
I will post it if anyone can guess my favorite movie director. Hints: he died this century and has worked with both Hollywood and non-Hollywood actors (in his movies various languages appear).

>>383257603
>Uncharted mommyfu
>not Legacy of Kain mommyfu

Step it up, son.

>>383265061
What was it?

>>383259990
Think he's abusing art grants and whatnot and then cancelling his projects.

The whole Jade debacle was actual sexism, people shit on her for ....????? Retards just wanted to shit on someone and settled on her because she happened to be a women.

>>383255207
yeah sure, anon
And I started as super model.

>>383276770
>Really?
it's law
>last Obama legislation
look it up. it was rumored to be due to Justin Trudeau's friendship with Obama

>>383277996
Is she actually gay?

>>383280304
She has a degree in computer engineering irc. Which adds to the evidence she's a lesbian as well.

>>383280304
She actually has programming credits, anon.

>>383280872
what kind of project lead credits did she have before she charmed billioner yves and became a major one

>>383281315
>she has a pussy so she can only get things done by fucking her way up xD

>>383281315
She became a known dev for Assassins Creed.

>>383278661
No one shat on her, it was mostly stuff like the infamous comic.

>>383281315
Assassin's Creed was not a major series at first.

>>383280304
Cara?

>>383282624
>she has a pussy so she is a perfect angel and can do no wrong XD

>>383276580
moist

>>383280717
>Which adds to the evidence she's a lesbian as well.
heh

>>383280465
yes

>her stepdad has a ponytail
heh
Interestingly enough, I can't seem to find the person in her family named Raymond. Maybe she's named after her biological father and she never had any comtact with him?

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>>383277996
>Jade will never adopt you and become your mommy
kill me

>>383287874
Bjork is getting old
:(

>>383255384
sick strawman my dude

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>>383288283
>Bjork's first album was in 1977

>>383257485
pretty sure he died

>>383288283
>oneitis
You deserve this

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Is Jade Raymond an alcoholic?

>>383289549
>oneitis
What? I just like Bjork. She's not my waifu.

>>383272852
What's her name again?

>>383289723
All women are.

>>383269350
Adam Jensen is looking good.

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>>383268889

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anyone got more pics of mariel?

hardly see her

>>383289723
>drunk at Game Awards
>started talking about how much she'd been drinking during one of her lectures
yes

>>383277996
Victor Salva

>>383254373
She's working on the new Battlefront game as I understand.

>>383255632
We get it, /pol/. You hate women and minorities and you need to blame them for the cultural shift that fucked up your already isolatory lives.

>>383259876
Bi actually.

>>383260176
Programming > Modeling

Any day of the week, son. Models have expiration dates. Programmers will always be relevant.

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>tfw no game developer mommy gf

>>383293554
What's a gay pun for her name?

Has there ever been an attractive male game producer? No Todd and Kojima memes please.

>>383294775
no

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>>383294775

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>>383258168
I like younger Jade. New skeleton Jade is spooky.

>>383293554
The movie Elle is about raping a mommy game producer, seems like something you'd be into

>>383296107
>no Trent
DROPPED

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>>383292061

>>383297586
>those freakish shoulders
lmao bitch look like she play football

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>Jade will never put you on her back

>>383294775
Insomniac guy and chris metzen are probably the closest to attractive a male game dev has gotten.

>>383255032
Producer's are essentially game dev managers.

They have to start somewhere you fucking autistic idiot. Jade was a programmer.

>>383297839
>jwn give you drunken piggyback rides
>jwn stumble and drop you
>jwn cause permanent damage to your developing brain

>>383298525
>after causing permanent damage to your brain Jade will forever have to take care of you 24/7 and will practically turn you into a dress up doll

>>383258364
>50 year old men dyeing their hair some weird chestnut brown

Why do East Asians do this?

>>383298662
>pity handjobs for the rest of your invalid life

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On the subject of Jade.

There used to be this super cute French programmer, a girl, who worked at Ubi Montreal. She used to post on the IGN Forums before Assassin's Creed 1 was ever released, talking about the game etc and her work on it.

Anyway, some dirty paki (I mean a literal paki from Islamabad) became who also posted there became obsessed with her, even though she had a Chad French Canadian husband and basically wrote tons of letters to Ubi Montreal asking for her to get punished because she was divulging game details before release on the forum.

She ended up getting reprimanded and nearly losing her job. It was a shame as she was a really cute, really nice girl who'd always answer questions about things like graphics engines and how much work goes into ensuring platform parity in great detail.

I really wish I could remember her name so I could find out what happened to her. Her username was ib0ssum or something.

Fucking pakis. Death to all shit skins!

>>383299756
His name was Chad Warden.

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Reading about Jade's life makes me realize how little I've accomplished by comparison.

She's a STEM McGill grad, went into an industry she loved, got into management, managed numerous successful IPs.

Success just isn't for everyone in this world. I understand that's the nature of things, but still. Feels kinda bad at times man.

>>383257819
How dare you insult the quintessential gamer

>>383300574
iktfb

I actually earn decentish money (I'm an accountant but not for one of the big four).

Still. Nothing I do gives me any satisfaction professionally. I just clock in the hours and work to collect a paycheck.

I envy so much those people who can actually create things and be a part of great projects, even if it's just in terms of managing and marketing them.

>>383257896
Adam looks the most huge behind James. Bruce is actually more swole but just doesn't look it. Lawrence used to be fat so he just looks weird

>>383300867
>>383300574
I just graduated college. I'll be happy if I even manage to find a job.

>>383300574
>>383300867
This is why people have hobbies bros.

Doesn't matter what it is: Mountaineering, astronomy, fishing etc. Just find something that you can devote time to, a non video game related thing, that can keep you sane. Astronomy is actually a good one for homebodies for obvious reasons.

>Tfw shitty web dev peon

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>>383300574
STOP

>>383260434

Halo 2, not GTA IV.

>>383301839
w..what?

>>383301969
He had GTA IV too IIRC. To commemorate it coming to Xbox on the same date as PS3, I think.

>>383300574
Mommy is an overachiever! Proud of mommy~

>>383296107
Me in the back

>Jon van Canegham is making mobileshit now


how do we bring him back for Heroes VIII?

>>383296107
>Carmack doesn't have his shirt in his pants
Alpha as fuck.

>>383296107
Will we look back on the nu-male look the way we look back at this stuff?

>>383300574

Fucking THIS. I'm about to be 30 and when I look up all these people involved in different businesses and see what they did by 25 let alone 30, I just feel like a fucking waste. Only thing keeping me from an hero is how good I have it with the NEET life. Otherwise fuck it.

>>383302880
Yes 100%.

>>383303101
That sounds like a great time to work towards something anon!

>>383303101
Do you live with your parents?

>>383302332
I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED THAT I AM A FAILURE
STOP
STOP
STOP
PLEASE STOP

>>383300574
It's very few people statistically who achieve that sort of success and job satisfaction.

One thing I realized about the professional world is that it's as much the industry you work in as it is your actual job, and holy shit is B2B software the most boring, mind numbing industry in existence.

>>383302880
Definitely.

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;_;

>>383303589
Why did he kill himself?

>>383261326
>that non-extistent butt and male hips
more embarassing than being a slut

>>383303559
>and holy shit is B2B software the most boring, mind numbing industry in existence.
It's how I can make a living doing nothing but occasional bugfixes, and the rest of the time shitposting. I will never understand the fags obsessed with an 'adventurous' career. That shit makes no money bitch.

>>383255632
It makes me happy knowing you weirdos will never procreate despite your obsession with cuckolding and ethnic purity

>>383304423
You don't think a game dev who makes it to producer is an adventurous career?

Or a entrepreneur? Or a partner at a big law firm? Hell, if you do a trade extremely well and build a brand for yourself you can get fairly well off too, my brother in law is a master carpenter who has built his own business from the ground up making high-end furniture.

>>383263353
Old jizz causes autism

>>383304789
>Or a entrepreneur?
But I am an entrepreneur anon what are you talking about?
And no I don't think working 40+ hours a week to produce a game and getting to see pretty much no royalties from it is a fun career. Neither working in law... yikes how boring, the most fun you can have is defending a serial killer.

Fuck Jade Raymond. I'm still mad at her for walking onto the stage at the VGAs completely drunk and spoiling the Witcher 3 GOTY award.

>>383258506
cute

>>383293554
whos the absolutely beautiful grill on the left

>>383305080
>Mad at mommy for laughing at kojima and his choices

>>383305080
link?

>>383305080
Is there footage of this?

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>>383303589

>>383304881
No such thing, sperm all die within 6 days of production

>>383305080
>implying
the witcher 3 is a goat game but fuck the VGA's. nothing but an industry circlejerking cockfest. You would be surprised how many people there are intoxicated in some way or another.

When will your mommy ever destroy the entire career of a hollywood actor AND a weeb salesman with a joke? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBx2BTYs6h8

>>383305878
oh yeah I remember that my sides

>>383305646
What he means is that when you age your semen gets worse.

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>>383303101

>When your only solace is that we will all day someday and nothing we did mattered
Tbf it's a good solance

>>383305878
lol holy shit

>>383305947
Where is your proof?

bring back the good days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgzfVwSRQZ4

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>>383305878
>Sorry, that was a bit mean.

>>383305494
>>383305506
This isn't the exact footage of the fuck up, but it is her on stage obviously drunk and shitting on Keifer Sutherland

>>383306165
forgot the link, disregard that, I suck cocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBx2BTYs6h8

>>383306165
>>383306297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBWVBz3d24 This is more complete but with fucked up audio. Check out 2:15.

>>383306497
Is she on ketamine?

>>383306497
>that manchild in the back who gets confused
goddess jade does it again the madwoman

>>383306793
>do Ketamine
>go to pizza place
>be stuck in there for 20 years until the pizza comes
>check watch afterwards
>it was actually 15 minutes
Fucking ketamine.

>>383305878
She is not wrong and everyone is thinking the same anyway
Hayter may not be the best VA around but he is memorable as fuck and bringing Kiefer in last minute was just bullshit

>>383307064
>everyone is thinking the same anyway
There's a reason the crowd cheered.

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>This qtp2t was the executive producer for the best AC2 which also happens to be the best game in the series
More like exeCUTEive producer tho lol

>>383255632
>gotta meet the quota on how many times i say "libtard" to praise kek
You know, im starting to think that people on both sides of the "political" stuff are just retards who will latch on to anything there side says,whether its ironic or not, without actually research the information from both left, right, and center and are just looking for something to always criticize because they are useless shits in real life.

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>>383288283

>>383255042

You mean KimmoKM?

>>383305878
that wide smile holy shit

>>383254373
Sup Lisa Ann

>>383305878
that are those lines on her face

>>383307684
is that the frame where he pulled the trigger

>>383308067
She's always had those. See OP's pic.

>>383308015
Lisa wishes.

>>383307684
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
if that guy had been slightly less of an attention whore Bjork would've been dead