>Texan joins the server >howdy y'all

>Coloradan joins the server
>DUDE WEED

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>Swedish play joins the server
>"As-salāmu ʿalaykum"

>Floridian joins the server
>AHHHHHH THIS FUCKING FLAKKA IS MAKING ME SEE THE DEAD SOULS OF MY ANCESTORS HELP ME GOD

>scot joins server
>aye pals hows et goen?

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>italian joins the server
>AYY BABY FUGGETABOUTIT

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>>383253479
>weeb joins the server.
>Th-there aren't any girls playing a-are there? Oh, gosh...

>gook joins the server
>ching chong wing wong

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>californian joins the server
>AYYYYOOOO WASSUP ITS YA BOY VEGAN NERD BRAH TWITCH DOT TEE VEE DO YOU EVEN NERD BRAH?? HYUH HYUH YEET BRUH

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>Australian joins the server
>oi cunts

>French joins the server
>FDP DE MERDE

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>>383253676

fucking kek

>>383253479
>goose joins the server
>immediately starts fucking everyone up

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>friend joins the server
>Hey, everyone! I'm anon's friend, anon's friend from TF2! Anon and I are great friends on Steam! Watch me teamstack and play sniper!

>Skeleton joins the server
>I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!

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>Tennesseeian joins the server
>get's 360 no scoped
>WHAT IN TARNATION

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>>383253479
>Mexican joins the server
>AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>Russians joins the server
>Pyccкий ecть?

>>383253980
Go to bed, Simon.

>native american joins server
>THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND

> American joins server
> Hamburger music automatically starts playing

>>383254083
GET OUT OF MY STOOOORE

>Alaskan joins the server
>ice to meet you

>>383254095
How is a hamburger music?

>Canadian joins the sever
>everyone disconnects

>>383254083
white man give gun

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>Georgian joins the servers
>თამაში

>Nintendo joins server
>Rehashes the same greeting from 10 years ago

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>argentinian joins server
>"ARGENTINA IS WHITE"

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>>383253479
>Hispanic joins server
>Open mic
>Has a party in the background
>Openly talks to party while playing game
>Game has no mute option

>Kiwi joins the server
>"Ayy! Wut's up bruv? You guys gonna do sumthin fookin cool? Like raping soom birds while gettin sum foosh n chips bruvs? I hope a fookin earthquake doesn't break me fookin house agen bruv.

>>383254180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79wV5JVrnc

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>Sean joins the server
>It's a private match

>>383254252
heh

>A big guy joins the server
>It aint me starts playing

>Dracula joins the server
>WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!

>finn joins server
>fugg :DDDDD

How y'all doin?
Sure thang
Yep
Iiii'm goin.

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>>383253710

>>383254363
>richter joins the server
>DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

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>brazilian joins server
>brazilian funk playing in the background
>gunshot sounds in the playground

>>383254424
>jonathan joins the server
>CHARLOTTE

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>Joins guild chat
>How's it going?
>It's going

>Ohioan joins the server
>please someone get me out of Ohio

>Venezuelan joins the server
>power goes out and he disconnects
>find out he starved to death

>>383254446

True story: the most popular song in Brazil is Groove is in the Heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64

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>Hylian joins the server
>everybody turns gay

>>383253479
>Trumpanzee joins server.
>LEL THANK KEK FOR THE EMPEROR.GREEN LIVES MATTER XD

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>>383254446
>BR? I REPRT U HUEHUEHUEHUE

>Vietnamese joins the server
>SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

>>383254658
Don't you have an Antifa rally to go to?

>/pol/r/thedonald joins the servers
>HURR WOMEN AND MINORITIES DURR I HAVE A SMALL WHITE DICKLET

>European joins the server
>مرحبا

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>>383254761

>Draenorian join the server
>ZUG-ZUG

>>383254761
But he's right

>>383254658
>>383254808
>Reddit joins the thread
>le pol xd

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>anyone joins server
>"CROSS RAIDERS, SPIES, REEEE"

>>383253826
>french joins the server
>I SURREDER

>german joins server
>Allah is great, peace be upon you brothers

>flip joins the server
>AAHHH ME GOOD BOBO AHH YOU CHEAT HAHAHA PROUD TO BE PINOY!!! PUTANGINA BOBO!!!
Every fucking time.

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>black nationalist joins the server
>WE WUZ WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEEIT NIGGA WE BILLYUNS OF YEARS OLD NIGGA OUR ANCESTORS BE ANCIENT ALIENZ N SHIEET

>>383254816
>European joins the server
>SALIL AS-SAWARIM
>NASIDU AL-ABAH

>New Yorker joins the server
>ששת המיליונים שלי

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>>383254761

>>383254808
But not even those retards do that.

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>Russian official joins the server
>Kill his character
>Your mom's head is mailed to you the next day

>>383254892
That's just all americans
>Play csgo
>Play with russians
>They're usually chill
>Play with americans
>KEK XD MEMES x1000 DOGE

>>383255036
>server collapses

>>383255062
wouldn't that be mexicans

>>383253479
>Non-Texan joins the server
Hi you all

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>>383254761
You fell for the bait hook, line, and sinker.

>>383255062
Shouldn't have killed his toon then huh?

>American joins server
>Suddenly everyone but him is wrong about everything

>>383255081
>play with Russians
>have a pretty good time
>wake up in the morning and try to turn on your computer
>YOUR FILES HAVE BEEN ENCRYPTED
Russians not even once

>American joins the server
>Server is sucked into the black hole caused by his gravitational pull

>>383255081
Well, thats about 50% of the time for me i usually find "le meme lord xddd", but i too met some friends i play with usually and some god that carried my ass on competitive and was chill as fuck.

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>tfw willingly missed out on the whole online craze

Feels fuckin' great, man.

>Transdimentional spider that lives inside human brains joins the server
>hi

>>383253479
Southern accents are cute though

>>383253823
Pic is of a South African though

>>383255327
>Mexicans
>mid tier
Kek, i and all the other mexicos ive met are complete trash at vidya, not to mention we are toxic most of the time.

>american joins server
>en un pablas del espanol ese

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>>383254446
>TFW Shad keeps trying to act like some anti-censorship tryhard edgelord but is too scared to make any actual porn of celoliebrities and only does suggestive pics with "I-I'm not a pedophile please don't hurt me, normies!" messages with them
Someone tell this nazi fag to go big or go home.

>gotta go guys
>everyone says bye
>ok goodnight guys
>waits 5 minutes to to hear the responses
>finally logs off
why do people do this

>>383254083
[Indian chanting in the distance]

>Yankee joins the server
>see you in hell johnny reb. god save the union.

>>383255327
>chile
>portugal
>greece
>argentina
>mexican
>that high

>girl joins server
>anyone wanna see my dick?

>Yugo joins the server
>Starts arguing over history for some reason

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>>383253479
>Korean joins the server
>안녕하세요, 패자!

>>383255542
Attention, i want everyone to say "goodnight" so i can feel a false feeling of being actually appreciated.

>>383255327
is that latvia at the top or austria?

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>Person of a certain nationality joins server
>Tell him his country sucks
>He has no comeback because he doesn't know where I'm from

>Vietnamese joins the server
>GO HOME GI. WE KILL YOU GI

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>>383255717
>Korean joins the server
>GUYS YOU KNOW ABOUT KIM?
>KIM?
>HAVE YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT KIM?
>????????????
>안녕
this literally happened to me days ago

>>383255752
Latvia I think

>>383255717
>not ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>>383255327
>join server in EDF with chinese name
>no one talks
>using auto speak to say "im not much but im here for you"
>do ok but not great

>join normal server
>3 out of 4 people have active mics
>help each other out constantly
>one chinese dude in the server with 3 americans
>just rushes in and shoots lazer bows everywhere even hurting his own team
>rushes boss room too early
>dies to spray of acid
>fuckshitton of bugs come at us
>keep failing cause he goes in toosoon

pretty accurate list

>>383255413
if she's african then why is she white?

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>>383255542
>>383255750
>tfw you purposely ignore these faggots and let them cling on for a few minutes before silently logging out

>Iceland joins the server
>Now look at this net that I just found!

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>European player joins the server
>speaks in arabic

>>383256035
there are whites in south africa

>OP joins the server
>I'M SUCH A FAGGOT

>>383255717
I was playing OW and there was this Korean girl that kept saying "annyeong anon-ah!" and kept saying stuff to me but I didn't know conversational korean. She also said "Silheo!" (I hate you!) when I wasn't responding and she kept shooting me. It was kinda cute.

>transgirl joins the server
>hi guys, rush b. also, i'm trans just so you know ;)

>>383256027
The US and UK should have never stopped the nips from exterminating the chink menace

>>383256171
lel

>>383256181

Maybe the Japs shouldn't have FUCKING BOMBED PEARL HARBOR

>russian joins the server
>A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

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>>383256280
2 bombs really wasnt enough

>>383256280
Did the nips deserve the 2 bombs in your eyes anon?

How do you all know so much? Usually whenever an American joins the server I just quit.

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>French joins the server
>Immediately puts in a surrender vote

>>383256446
canadians are worse
They are like americans but get easily offended over anything

>>383256415
Yes for being stupid

>>383256280
As I said, the West never should have stopped them

>>383256415

Deserve? It's not about if they deserved it or not, it's about obtaining the strategic objective (Japan's surrender) in the quickest and least costly way. The two nukes achieved this in lieu of a prolonged invasion.

>Indian joins the server
>BRB gotta take a shit
>Door opens and car noises get louder

>>383256540
>Americans don't get offended by everything

Hah! That's a good one.

>>383254953
They likely are since no one wants to play on a server that an alpha has already set themselves up in and can freely trade between servers, and have years worth of dinos and structures set up so that no new tribe even has a chance.

>>383256605
Why doesn't America just nuke America? If it's about obtaining the strategic objective (making America great again) in the quickest and least costly way.

>>383256665

What's worse is that Americans make up insane hypothetical situations that don't actually exist just so they can get offended by it.

>>383255717
>Korean joins the server >https://youtu.be/G7oGx2dImE8

>>383256762
Don't be so edgy mate, while yes most amerifats deserve to get killed nuking an entire country would be stupid as hell.

>>383256446
depends what you're playing, and how long you play online for

>join TF2 server with alltalk
>either people from all countries spamming memes, or meme tags all over the walls mixed with random porn

>join an MMO game
>people talking about random shit in their game experience
>drama ensues over some sort of social shit

>join other shooters like overwatch or battlefield/battlefront
>constant "be better" from retards who cant play

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>>383253479
>Spaniard joins the server
>Character is afk

>>383255448
>>383255448
>those dumbass ghetto kids that don't shut up and trash talk everyone
>those dumbass rich kids that don't shut up and trash talk everyone

It's still better than playing with argies, though.

>>383256764
Please elaborate.

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>>383255327
mfw roach

>>383256956
>constant "be better" from retards who cant play

Weird, I never got that in Star Wars Battlefront 2. Maybe because I was busy soloing the entire enemy team.

People back then were just amazed to be playing online at all, I think.

>>383256415
Derserve 2? We should've nuked those jap-niggers into extinction. They are and always will be a plague on superior western society. The day we drive them from our culture is the day we make a step toward progress.

>russian joins server
>KSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>italian joins server
>UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS UHN-TSS

>Join moba game
>No voice chat
>Are expected to device lengthy plans or very specific calls with only 4 pings and no voice communication.
>Get reported if you misinterpret 3 botification pings and one danger ping at the dragon pig as meaning "drag that dragon out of the pit" instead of "back away from the dragon pit they are baiting".

>>383257225
well that was the better time where online gaming was fresh and fun, now its just 12 year olds jumping everywhere and shittttttttttttttttttttttt

newer games today is everything

>>383256035
>"i have never even glanced at a history book" the post

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>ironic weeb joins server
>https://youtu.be/0DW31upNEEg starts playing

>>383257363
>what is common sense?

>>383257679
What man would willingly read a book which incriminates them and their people?

>>383257679
Reading is for faggots, the only letters I need are U, S and A.

>>383257832
>3 pings and a danger ping
>Morse code to drag out that dragon

>>383257913
U ASS

>>383253479
vidya game?

>>383255327
>lists UK countries separately
>doesn't include wales
I can understand not bothering with Northern Ireland, but why?

>>383254053
Het

>>383254028
>Vampire joins the server
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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american humor everybody

>Mainer joins the server
>WAHS GOIN ON BUB

>>383255327
>good english = "++"
>perfect english = "+"

>>383253676
?

>>383258317
>Faggot joins the server
>Oi mates let's have some tea and crumpets. God save the queen and the muslims! We should ban cars in cities!

>>383258412
Being able to speak 2 languages makes you a smarter person.

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>American joins server
>super nice until we start losing
>proceeds to school everyone on the team how atleast he is American and it's the best country in the world, way better than any country we could possibly hail from


>German joins server
>catches you making one little mistake which makes you his scapegoat and target of endless nagging for the rest of the game

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>I join the server
>H-Hope you don't mind me typing I don't own a headset
>headset is three feet away in a desk drawer

>>383253943
Is he cute?

>German joins server
>" :D ^^ xD "

keep the posts coming, btw
This is DELICIOUS entertainment

>meet some irish bloke playing csgo
>have a great time, add to friend list list after match
>is a complete and utter fucking shithead the three subsequent times we play together

To this day I'm not sure what went on with him
Maybe I met him on the one sober day of his life, maybe it was a mate borrowing his account

Real shame, I genuinely saw a friend in him when we met.

>>383253980
>Dragon joins the server
>YOU'VE GOT A BONE YOU'D LIKE TO STICK IN ME

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>>383253893
>Spreading fake news

>>383258164
Wales is England

>>383255327

I'd put every spanish speaking country at low tier at the highest. They all have shit tier internet and are some of the most obnoxious shits to play with.

>12 year old joins the server
>ears start bleeding

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>>383258505
pissing myself there m8
you seppo bastard get out of my face

>>383258951
>all have shit tier internet
No, not all of them mate.

>>383254252
>microsoft joins the server
>joins again from its pc

>sony doesnt join the server because it doesnt have the game

not trying to start consolewar shit, just making memes

>>383258949
It's a separate country, though I suppose it did belong to England when the United Kingdom was form.

>>383254957
>french joins the server
>sorry guys my "s" key is broken

>>383259037

which ones have good internet then

>Some foreign croissant fuck joins server
>harass him/her till they leave.

>Third world retard joins the server
>Jajajajjaja
>ZZZZZZ
>antigamer
>Third world retard has abandoned the game

>>383259065
Nintendo doesn't have the game*
And sony joins and starts blasting hentai moans and saying shit in moonrunes.

>Man from 2011 joins the server
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>383259103
Fuck me, as in countries none of them, the maority has pretty shitty internet yes, but not everyone from the countries has shitty internet, you understand me, or i fucked up again?

>Obnoxious fool joins the server
>Have a great time anyway because the 3DS doesn't have voicechat

>>383253479
>Playing the hidden
>Some guy from your area joins
>Everytime he spots or shoots the hidden he says "OOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER"

>>383256916
>don't be so edgy
>an entire nation deserves to be killed
oy vey don't turn on our best supp- friends.

>>383259358
Are there any multiplayer 3ds games?

>>383254416
Damn SCV

>>383259392
>most
You fucking deranged ape, learn to read.

>>383259332

I gotcha, I just meant as a whole.

>>383253823
>white people fuck white people

what a racist

>>383258523
but speak language bad not plus is bad and worse so no not good not smart 分かる?

>>383259408
MH, Kid Icarus, Mario Kart, that one Kirby game, probably more. It focused on local I think.

>>383253826
>French joins the server
>Je suis Monte!

>>383255327
>Germany
>teamplayer
It's obvious whoever made this doesn't know jackshit about the most countries.

>Female Pandaren joins the server
>"Oh Herro!"

br?

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>BR join server
>13 minutes later

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>Texan joins a game
>kill him
>"You dog gone plum done now did it now, son!"

>>383257232
t. kike

>>383254446
I'm disappointed in you guys, nobody posted the mouse.

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>join call in Killing Floor eager to yak it up with online friends
>someone asks if I have a cow to milk
>said someone being from Kentucky, myself Tennessee

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>>383255327
>Canada highest tier

>>383260008
forgot to say I'd never used a mic prior to that
Wish I'd asked her if she'd fucked her horse yet that day

>bong joins the server
>oi u fakking wot dickhead ill fooking have u lad

>>383254308
>Hamburger music is in japanese
How unamerican

>>383259708
>food
food broke

>>383258787
I NEED A NECK LIKE THAT

>>383255752
Austria.
scatvians are counted under Russia.

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>>383254446

>>383260674
>scatvian
Scandi latvians?

>>383255717
>안녕하세요, 패자!

지랄도 정도껏.

>>383260817
>l*tvians
Scatvians*

>>383258787
i am glad i am not that hungry damn

>>383260719
was waiting for this post

>>383254590
Damn didn't know BRs had such good taste

>>383260923
>>383255717
Any of you got that greentext of a Korean guy destroying some japanese dude, talking about wat crimes and such

>mexican joins the server
>you can hear gunshots in the background

>>383258317
>>383258983
Don't be salty because i can say nigger on and off the internet and not be arrested.
>Inb4 i can say niger2
I mean in places other than anonymous ancient Aztec pottery painting image boards

>>383261362
Literally never, the one thing you do hear is all his fucking family, maybe even his neighbor, but he never actually talks.

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>>383254761

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>>383253479
Texas is nice, about to go piddle around Dallas today.

OG rural fag reporting in. Gustine, TX

>BR joins server
>can hear Max Payne shoot up a favela in the background

>>383261362
>you can hear gunshots in the background
Must have been an american then

>cats join the server
>"How are you gentlemen"

>Brit joins
>"Kangoroos n' shit amiroite maitey?"
>He goes nuclear

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>mexican joins server

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7J8yYlxt4M

>>383255327
Seriously, what the fuck is up with Peruvians and Venezuelans? Back when I used to play DOTA 2 Peruvians 99% of the time were the most rude, retarded, and uncooperative people I've ever had the displeasure of sharing a server with.

>>383261603
Woah man too far he didn't say anything about hearing grade school sounds in the background, it can't possible be american

>>383253479
>No hablo ingles.

>>383261928
I miss when BroTeam made Fate of videos

I miss when he made videos at all

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>>383261307
This one?

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>>383253479
>Japanese guy joins the server
>he hides and crouches in the corner, and acts shy

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>>383258787

>NZfag joins the server
>Can hear bleating in the background and some strange squelching sounds.

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>>383262227
>Japanese joins the server

>>383256171
I figured everyone who still is on cs:go is

>>383254053
Nyet towarish, ne gavarish pa ruski

>>383254280
Sounds like a russian honestly.
But instead or baby it is sister/mother/wife with crying baby and loud TV.

No push to talk, no voice activation. Mic always on

>>383254891
Lok thar ogar.

>>383255559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvSc48qKPCE

>>383263126
But I don't socialize with anyone so I don't know what the sociopolitical climate is like unless I hear about it on 4chan

>>383263126
>child who doesn't watch the news and doesn't pay attention to the rest of the world
Then again, you're on /v/ bitching because you aren't immersed in your "my entire life is video games" persona.

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>>383253479
>Californian joins
>Hey dudes what's up you guys ready for some serious gaming?
Damn it feels good to be Californian master race

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>>383263279
>>383263247
really makes you thing

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>>383262226
hahahaha thanks man

>>383263327
>hey dude bro man pal what's up buddy wanna smoke some weed bro ha you know, like, there's nothing wrong with trans dudes bro you know

Are these real fucking demonyms

>>383253479
>another Texan joins the server
>let's have a rip-snortin good time!

>>383263509
>this is what little flyover cucks think Cali masterrace acts like

even SoCal are your superiors you welfare leeches.

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>>383253479
>Bosnian joins the server
>turns on mic
>sounds of AK-47 gunfire,screaming and TEKBIR are the only things heard

>alpha legionaire joins the server
>METAL BOXES

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>>383255327
>chilean
>bros

Dude, you never trust a chilean, its in their blood to be treacherous backstabbers. They have pretty boys though.

>>383253676
florida faggot here what are you even referencing. also anything not south florida is fake florida

>>383263938
>also anything not south florida is fake florida

Fool, your entire state is a patchwerk of meme counties.

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>brazillian joins server
>ping 240

>>383254180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>383263126
t. NEET

>>383264137
Even a BR with 240 ping can still own highly trained and coordinated reddit team even with banana dildo stuck in ass

>>383264696
Is macaco soup the ultimate gamer fuel?

>>383264696
GO GO GO GO

>>383263126
true /pol/ likes feeling persecuted and throwing hissy fits over microagressions. kinda reminds me of another site...

>>383264856
pssh... we're not so different you and I, kiddo

>>383264696
shut the fuck up you favela monkey. go back to playing sven because you cant afford the base game and can only download free mods. thinking you can come in here and have the same rights as humans do. shitter.

>Russian joins the server
>ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>383264986
newfag

>>383255327
>Implying I smoke weed
>Implying I don't have 150/150 MBps fiber internet

Though most Canadian gamers are really not all that different from American gamers. Loud, obnoxious, huge ego inversely proportionate to their skill, etc.

>>383265097
brazillians are subhuman.

>>383253823
California isn't just the Bay Area

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>>383262226
>chink making fun of another chink

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>Ohioan joins server
>Begs you for death

>Louisianian joins the server
>NOW AMOS MOSES WAS A CAJUN

>>383257834
How does it incriminate him personally?? One should never be judged for simply being a member of some demographic

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>australian joins the server
>STRRREEEUUUUTTHH CUN-
>*Kicked due to excessive ping*

>>383256446
is this the power that our freedom has over yuropoors
i never realized i was this powerful...

>>383253479
>New Yorker joins the server
AYYY I'M WALKIN HERE

>>383258523
>yuros actually believe this
i know 3 languages, and i can say with confidence that knowing lots of words and how to use them does not make you smart

>Michigander joins the server
>leaves halfway through the game due to a drive-by on his house

>Missourian joins the server
>Can't get a word out before his business is looted by a mob of angry niggers

>>383268874
>I'm a retard so everyone else is

>>383259237
based partyposter

>Rhode Islander joins the server
>"This game is Freaking Sweet! Reminds me of this time-"
>Players are instantly teleported into a Cut-away Gag

>>383255327
>America ,and Australia below Candains
Kys

>Virginian joins the server
>silently reports you for using racial slurs

>>383253676
>Floridian joins the server
>"DUDE PUBLIX CHICKEN TENDER SUBS ARE THE BEST!"

>>383270214
Can't even spell *Canadians*

One of many reasons why we are better than you, sub-human.

>>383264856
>>383264946
>>383263126
>>383263360
Hi there fellow NEUTRAL person, it sure is good to be NEUTRAL unlike those dumb people who leave their TOTALLY UNBIASED AND NEUTRAL POSITION to take sides without thinking

It's not like there's a right and wrong or something, my fellow NEUTRAL, TOTALLY OBJECTIVE AND UNBIASED **/leftypol/** BROTHER

>>383254871
>>383254892
>>383255049
>>383255156
Couldn't've made this samefag more obvious desu

>>383271859
>Multiple people disagree with me
>Impossible
>Must be one person samefagging

>>383271961
>disagree with me
>with me
>me
Do you have brain damage? Also sup shareblue how y'all doing today?

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>>383253479
>Romanian joins the server
>Tyuz morz muhtey, kurwa
>Gypsy music and cat screams in the background

>>383263885
>boy

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>>383253479
>friend joins server
>retard tells everyone my real name
>get pizzas sent to me next day

>>383255559
dunno why this made me laugh

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>Vietnamese person joins the server
>GO HOME G.I.

>>383272086
You just admitted it was you

>>383270593
Fuck dude, every single time. But publix chicken tender subs are like $12 and it's so much cheaper just to make your own.

>>383272219
>team loses

>>383271667
>all these replies
>tired, unfunny, strawman copypasta

you need to go back

tfw dick is so big that it touches the rim of the toilet seat whenever I poop

>>383263126
(you)

>>383263126
(You)

>>383253479
>Hipster joins server
>Spawn-camps ironically.

>>383263126
Gotta give this a (You).

>>383255327
>My country isn't there

Welp that's a good thing...... I think

>>383255448
You niggers are the scum of the internet next to the argies. I have never met a single respectable mexicunt online. Colombians and Chileans are pretty chill tho.

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>>383274306
>makes a hipster joke
>it's not 2009

>>383255327
>Australian
>Perfect English

>Swedish person joins the server
>Ja hallå eller

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>american joins the school

>>383266754
chink = chinese
gook = korean
nip = japanese

at least be racist correctly

>>383255327
>South Korea not in top tier
>Fucking CANADA in top tier
>Canada above the US in literally anything

Delusional Canadian and/or literal retard detected but what's the difference amirite

>>383263126
have a (you) dont spend it all in one place

>>383253479

>American joins the server
>Has open mic
>doing bong hits
>"Dude....weed lmao"

>>383255492
He got threatened with legal action.

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>>383262226
>need two hours to hunt whale

aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>383253479
texasfag here, I unironically use "y'all" pretty much everywhere. is it really not that common of a saying outside of yeehaw-land?

>>383264986
>>383265270
yeah /pol/ you are not subtle anymore,you can go back now.

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what would a player from new mexico say?

>>383276506
>buenos dias muchachos

>>383270593
I have a group of friends in florida, and ever day they talk about bentos and publix.

>>383276627
I'm from Florida, what the hell is a bento? Ain't that some Jap shit.

>>383277765
this I think:

http://www.bentocafesushi.com/south-florida-davie/

>Roach joins the server
>Swears in pseudo-arabics

>>383276506
Mexico was never good

>>383263938
>doesn't know the splendor of northern florida natural springs
>doesn't know the beautiful beaches of the western coast and Sanibel
>thinks he's Floridian
fucking faggot i bet you're disgusting Miami scum like me

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>/v/ joins the server.
>LOL WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS? KEK KEK KEK LEL EPIC MAY-MAYS! HE DOES IT FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>383254308
the burger music genre is the best

>>383272375
Again, do you have brain damage?

>>383268557
>One should never be judged for simply being a member of some demographic
let's see how that works out for you outside of a first-world country on the North American continent

>>383256069
>iceland joins the server
>suplexes the servers into the ground
what the fuck

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>>383263126
i genuinely wouldn't have a fucking clue who anita sarkeesian or zoe quin were if it weren't for /v/ providing free publicity for them

>>383255327
>Canada
>anywhere above mid-tier
oh my GOD i'm laughing

tfw cuba will never make it on any lists ;~;

>>383255327
>goats
>in Scotland
think you'll find those are sheep pal

>>383278585
>some dude made mad bucks off of selling those shitty hats to autists

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>>383278082
Shad

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>>383278082

>>383259591
oh god

howdy y'all, Texas here

>>383271287
candas aren't worth the trouble or respect in spelling correctly

>>383263126
>i never interact with anyone outside of 4chan so whenever i hear about current events it MUST be /pol/ - the post
nice

>>383263126
>someone mocking leftism in a post is by default /pol/, is shoving it down your throat somehow (even though posts and threads are hide-able) and he's telling you what to think of it
??

>Ronaldinho joins the server
>UMA DELICIA

>>383253826
too true
Don't forget the sandnigger accent