Find a flaw

>>383252598
no sequel

can't kick paokais

>>383252598
i can't :(

didnt sell well enough for a sequel.


also the last good game ubisoft made

>>383252950
this game is a masterpiece

>>383252950
>game lets you be creative
>lots of replay value
>there's an obvious easy way to play that 99% players use

>>383253132
that's been modded to make the kicks stronger.

>>383252598
Honestly bought it after I pirated it because I enjoyed it so much.

>>383252598
>no more games in might and magic universe

>>383253261
no it hasn't

>>383252950
>abusing the jump attack
You're worse than the savescumming faggots in STALKER

>>383252598
Demon form felt tacked on and I didn't feel like it was nearly as fun as normal combat

Once you can heal yourself the game becomes pretty easy if you can survive the individual battles.

Skill tree's are kinda shallow.

>>383252598
Ghouls, zombies and all the non-humanoid enemies aren't fun or interesting to fight

Can't cuddle with Xana.

>>383253436
>people still pretend they don't savescum in stalker

>>383253526
Speak for yourself shitter

>>383252598
If you think about it the world design doesn't make a lot of logical sense. Who keeps leaving all these conveniently placed spiked walls around?

The story was pretty weak and completely predictable.

>>383252598

Melee combat is shit. It's just move back, hold attack button to charge attack, move forward, release attack button to do power attack, repeat ad nauseum.

I don't understand how such a shitty and simplistic system is not just roundly shit on but actually praised and called "doing melee right." It's fucking awful, you retards.

>>383253662
I'm speaking for you. Everyone savescums in stalker, stop pretending you don't. It's not even a game that requires any amount of skill, nobody is impressed when you pretend you don't savescum.

>>383253261

No, it has not. What makes you think that? If you kick an enemy near a ledge/object they will go flying, if you kick them on flat ground they will just stumble.

>>383253883
Refer to my previous post

>>383253956
oh nvm you're just trolling

>>383254032
Sure, keep telling yourself that instead of being bad

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it doesn't start

>>383254357
I have the Devil Daggers achievement. Something you will never achieve. stalker isn't a game that requires skill, nobody is impressed by your lies.

>>383254357
>>383254558

shut up you retards

>>383254726
I will have no liars on my board.

>>383252598
>Find a flaw

Leanna

>>383254558
So STALKER is so easy you don't even need to savescum, yet you also don't believe that someone doesn't savescum? Nice mental gymnastics
Kek nice job bigboy

>>383254912
Forgot to quote but whatever

>>383252598
The voice acting was pretty abysmal.

>>383252598
Can't kick with both feet at once.

>>383252598
It keeps crashing on Win10 and I can't play it

>>383255519
>Win10
Found your problem. You can thank me later.

how do i git gud?

i played last year or so i got to this island and in a cave these spider things kept wrecking me what did i do wrong

>>383252641
fpbp

>>383252598
That spider temple level.

>>383252598
The main character is kind of a little bitch.

>>383252787
>also the last good game ubisoft made

Pretty sure arkane studios made this
i don't remember last time ubisoft made a game that isn't asscreed, I think never

>>383256705
They made the "new" Prince of Persia games which were pretty good and the new Prince of Persia game which was pretty mediocre

-Short as fuck
-Leanna in general
-Sareth's voice actor
-Source engine results in some very small levels
-Extremely linear

Arx Fatalis was better

>>383252598
it sucks. They tried to to something similar to Dishonored but it's too linear to even be good.

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>>383256893
>game expects me to kill like a dozen Yllsides as a dick ass thief

no naked demon tits

>>383252598
it's shit

>>383254912
I never said it was easy, I said it's not a game of skill. You don't "get good" at stalker. There's nothing to improve at.

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>>182040116
>very short
>buggy
>awful story/characters
>crashes regularly if you play on medium settings and above
>inconsistent hit registration
>stupid AI

Pretty good game though.

>>383252950

Is this game as fun as this webm makes it out to be? Is it outdated?

>>383258547
>Is this game as fun as this webm makes it out to be?
Yes.
>Is it outdated?
What do you constitute as "outdated"? How old are you?

>>383252598
Overrated as fuck though still fun.

>>383258547
I bought it a few days ago and I'd argue: yes it is but it also requires you to be willing to experiment with different play-styles. The game is a lot more fun if you think outside the box and mess around with the intricate physics system.

>>383252598
>Pretty short
>Magic was underwhelming
>No sequel

>>383255738
Either get the passive poison resistance or just accept that poison wrecks your shit BUT it never kills you. You get cured at 1 hp so you can let it run you down and then heal up.

It has cool stuff, but why would you ever do anything but throw barrels at enemies, kick them and execute them while they're on the floor?

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>charge attack while walking upstairs
>character rockets upward and cancels the attack

Game's fun but the way movement works is fucked.

I could never get past a gate that lead to more of the game so I just quit.

Also apparently it has some spooky spiders so I guess I'm never going back

>>383252598
Hard mode just turns all the enemies into damage sponges and totally ruins the balance of the game to the point that I don't think they even bothered testing it.

>>383260485
>STRANGER
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>383252598
Is this part of a series? Do I need to play some of Might and Magic or Heroes of Might and Magic before it?

>>383252598
didn't let me fuck Xana and make Leanna watch

>>383257119
what game has this?

Multiplayer was really fun

>>383261174
no

>>383261094
>Abomination!

>>383255272
In French the voice acting is okay.

>>383256705
Far cry series which only the first and third were epic

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I've completed it at least 30 times.
>WHERETHEFUCCEISTHESEQUEL

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>>383261590
Far cry 2 was kino.

>>383261447
ive only played multiplayer with friends and its fun but unbalanced as hell

>>383253448
Nigga, go into demon form and do the sprint attack. You will slap someone in the air, then jump up, and dunk them into the ground.

>>383261595
Never since Arkane is now Bethesda Bitch after dishonored sucess...al least theyre game are still very good.

Dishonored is the spiritual sequel of this game in term of gameplay.

>>383252598
It uses Valve's Source Engine and will never be available on GOG because of that.

>>383256893
>-Leanna in general

>he didnt want to corrupt pure leanna into his demon cock sleeve

>>383262239
I wanted to fuck demon dad

>>383262368
demon papi is the real protagonist of this game

>>383260282
but thats wrong

>>383261174
I recall something that it is connected with HoMM V in some way storywise.

>>383254410
Click on ok, it did the same for me.

>>383262239
not him but even if that was an option she wouldn't have been worth the effort, especially with Xana around
I let her rot in that spider pit and told Sareth's dad to fuck off

>>383263302
>falling for a literal succubus
>not helping your dad
wew I can smell the bad taste

>>383252598
The only flaw for me were the fucking spiders. I have arachnophobia and i just't can't fucking deal with them.I heard the no spiders mod isn't working on new versions either.

>80% of play time will be spent crawling through the most boring dungeons fighting shitty spiders and poison zombies
seriously. watch any gameplay video and you'll see they only take clips from 3 parts of the game: the fights against the black guards in the city, the fight against the orcs on the cliffs near the temple, and the fight against the black guards and vampire knights in the necromancer city. And amongst these aread, they always record the same exact spots
that's because the whole game is short moments of incredible 10/10 amazing gameplay strung together by kilometers of bullshit. Fighting the spiders, the zombies, the monsters isnt fun at all, and getting lost in sewers and dungeon corridors isn't fun either.
Just get to the good parts, save game and keep loading them

>>383257119
But there are, even full blown demon vagoo.

>>383263806
What about demon dick, that's what I'm looking for in my fantasy games

>>383264732
Is the devil a demon? If so, dantes inferno, includes penis physics

>>383252598
Nobody plays the multiplayer anymore. It's completely unique if a bit janky

>>383263550
Isn't there a work around for that?

>>383263302
>Not pretending to go along with her so you can make Xana terrified for her life to show her who's boss and then cutting Leanna's head off and tossing it into the sacramental pool
>Not helping best dad and going on a fishing trip
You're a huge disappointment

>>383265343
No idea, i think the last time i checked there wasn't any but it was 2-3 years ago.

>>383252598
Too short
Not nearly enough environment altering magic fuckery, the ice was nice but it left me wanting for more
No fist option
Fairly linear level wise, i would have preferred more open levels with multiple directions from which tackle the enemy

>>383252598
kick is op

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>>383265463
>pick xana
>walk up to free my dad
>xana starts mumbling that maybe I shouldnt do this
>ow no, not again, they probably wrote it that dad will thank me and then kill me because hurr durr evul and use xana to warn me
>whatever
>turns out dad is pretty bro and we get to conquer the earth together
>sweet
>wait
>why does xana stutter about not freeing dad
>realise she really was a succubus and she planned on using my dick to control me when I took over the world alone and she is mad now dad got my back to prevent that from happening
>go for leanna instead and fap to the thought that dad appoints her as head of my harem

>>383252598
The combat got old fast and the level design wasn't that good.

>>383252598
Ghouls, the spider and the final bosses are skyrim-tier to fight.
The ending is FAR more unpolished than the beginning. The 2 final levels feel like rushed up stuff.
If they polished thse final levels and the big guy battles a bit it would be on my top 10. Still a great game.

>>383252598
I just now noticed that the orc isn't holding the flaming sword in that cover art like holy schnikes how did I never notice the main protagonist's arm for so long?

>>383266753
Oh and I forgot.
Enemies are badly balanced.
If you try to surround an enemy or attack his back, you may get nearly insta-hit with a quick turn move. They are much slower if you attack them on the front, which is retarded.
Sometimes block doesn't work. It just doesn't. I don't know why that is.
Hardest difficulties make you look like a total pushover and there is no real sense of progression if you choose to go full might.

>>383258547
>outdated
Video games have been the same FUCKING THING EFJWOIM KL

>>383267030
Enemies are never slow. I tried playing hardmode but it's fucking impossible to fight in melee there because the enemies insta hit you right at the start of their attack animations and they take like 70% of your hp in one hit too.

>>383252598
>buggy (at least for me)
>pretty boring few levels mid-game before reaching the island

Hard to flaw though I'll give you that

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>>383266926
holy shit you are right

>>383252598
It attracts tryhard faggots who post webms of really mundane shit thinking they're super impressive.

>>383252598
Not enough porn with xana

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I much rather vanquish the evil, deny Xana's painfully obvious manipulation atempts and lie down a quiet life with Leanna desu

>>383252641
>>383252787


does it really need a sequel ? the ending is perfectyou are the new Satan
there is a way to keep your two waifus alive btw

>>383267265
But it makes trying to sidestep through their attacks pointless. It's a bit of a shame.
Plus, on harder difficulties you may as well be using a mace, as even if you use your holy dragon blade +10 you still can't do shit unless you stab them against something. Hard difficulty was the best setting for me, as normal is too easy.

>>383267642
>there is a way to keep your two waifus alive btw
h-how? I tried to get the harem ending but failed.

>>383258547
even better you can throw anything: barrels, chairs, oil ...
also the magic part is fun as fuck for once

>>383267838
first you refuse to be purged in the church
and once leana attack you in the temple: you freeze or stun her, go to the other room and the door shut behind you

Xana or Leanna?

>>383268229
>manipulative slut or pure virgin

Was there ever custom content and levels released for the game? Source modding for this game would be the tits

>>383268229
daddy

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Should I play this or Arx Fatalis first? I have both in my backlog
together with Dishonored, which I'll play last

>>383252598
in the higher difficulties you need to stab guys 3-4 time when they're o the ground it's kinda tedious

>>383253436
What, do you run all the way to a different loading zone and back every time you want to reload someone's inventory? Sounds like a pain in the ass Tbh

>>383252598
It's too short

>>383268229
xana, easily

>>383268362
>Manipulative slut tells you to take the whole kingdom for yourself
>Praises you all the time, she's madly in love with you
>She still backs you up of you decide to rescue your father.
While Leanna.
>Bitch is giving you ORDERS all the time while pretending to be innocent.
>You rescue her from a spiderweb
>"Oh no! The spider is still there! Don't worry I'll be fine watching how you fight it. Go."
>You rescue her and she goes all "Oh no! You're a demon, get purged!"
>If you refuse to get purged bitch tries to kill you even though you're trying to stop the evil necromancer and maybe even your own father.
Nah, good riddance. I used a burning sword against her and watched her burn. Was Xana supposed to be the evil one?

>>383268203
Does- Does the game recognise this? Because if it does, that's fucking amazing and I need to re-install right away.

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>>383268753
I wanted this to happen. She said she loved me so she had a place in my demonic harem. I thought the game would let you do that, but was disappointed when she turned on you anyway.

>>383268203
>>383268753
i think the game automatically goes into Xana path as soon as Leanna attacks in the temple
thats just a way to avoid killing her, although the game still registers that as a kill regardless whether it was a stun/freeze as you progress to the next stage

>>383268624
Name?

>>383269572
Kathrine Yolanda Simpson

>>383252598
Uhm... It's a bit linear? For a Might and Magic game there wasn't much roleplaying?

Fuck man, I dunno. The graphics look a bit dated by modern standards, but that's hardly the game's fault. It's a fucking masterpiece.

OH! The multiplayer was flat-out bad. That's the only major flaw I can think of. If you're going to include multiplayer, make it good or just don't bother; not every game needs it and I think its addition divided resources that could have been used to make an even better single-player experience.

>>383267642
I really want a sequel, but that would involve declaring one ending 'canon' and that would piss off at least a few of the players.

For instance, I kept Xana alive and told dad to suck a fat one and stay put in hell. Someone else might have freed the old man. Another person might have chosen Leanna, or ditched Xana and then freed your father! Just by introducing two major variables to the end, rather than just one, there's much more variety in paths the future could take. What kind of storyline would a sequel even cover?

>>383269476
Dang it. But still, this is yet ANOTHER way a sequel would be really interesting, but also next to impossible.

>>383253204
>Arkanegamedesign.doc

>>383261975
Titanfall uses Source. It's up to Ubisoft to give enough of a shit to bring it to GOG.

>>383266614
That's one interpretation. Another view is that once you release your dad, he's going to take charge and rule over everything, including Xana. If you read more into her character, within Dark Messiah and other games, you find out she really is afraid of being chained and brought to heel; she values her freedom above all else and fears that your father's iron-fisted rule will strangle that, as even you will simply be his tool, rather than equal to him.

I literally uninstalled it the other day. Using the sword is a pain. If you aren't constantly making use of the physics engine the game is just plain dull. Mage builds are kind of fun but you run the risk of being that guy that bores himself to death just blasting things down from a distance while they try and fail to reach you because they're constantly slipping and sliding. I like dishonored a lot more. Dark Messiah has it beat in atmosphere, art style, and story though. For what that is worth.

>>383270602
you mean EA

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>>383271001
>trusting a succubus not trying to control you

>>383272661
I was referring to Ubisoft bringing Dark Messiah to GOG. I don't think Valve cares where you sell your Source games, as long as they get paid for their engine.

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>>383252598
This is one of the very few games that could actually greatly benefit from a remaster, but Ubisoft doesn't care about good games

>>383272802
my bad

>>383267642
Leanna is a vapid stacy who isn't worth having in my harem.

Only women as divine as Xana would be allowed in my harem

>>383252598
Horrid story
Forgettable characters
Laughable loot

>>383252598
It killed off Arantir. He deserved better than dying in a spin-off game.

>>383273065
It's all good, anon.

>>383252950

and then people say breath of the wild is innovative, fucking cucks

>>383272801
She only ever offered advice and encouragement, actually urging you to make choices. Sure she offered her opinion on what you should do, but even Leanna (who I don't hate, she was just doing what she thought was right) directly told you to do things, more than Xana did. The only time Xana acted against you, was when she was directly in fear of her own life. Seems a fairly reasonable response to me; if some motherfucker is dragging you towards your death, you'd fight back too, even if you liked them!

>>383273083
Leanna isn't THAT bad... I mean, I honestly liked her. I wish I could have just let her go like, "Look, I know we're not seeing eye-to-eye and it's clear you don't like me because of who I am. I can respect that. I don't plan on letting my father out, so I'mma just let you walk away now. I also recognise you don't trust me on that, so I'll just paralyze you here for a while and go solve the problem."

Yes, she is very lawful good, not really letting you make your own choices, but expecting you to follow proscribed morality all the time, but she honestly thinks that is what will be best for the world AND for you, on a personal level.

>>383272924
>Remastered Dark Messiah
Fuck man, I'd buy it. If they went the extra mile and included an expansion pack or something, or otherwise introduced new levels and story elements without touching core gameplay and such, I'd be throwing my money at the screen!

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>>383252598

I have yet to play a fantasy medieval game with as fun combat as Might and Magic. Why can't Bethesda and other developers learn from this game. The combat was perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7T9tJiw6AU

>infinite zombies in the catacombs
This is awful.

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>>383252598

>+One of the best gameplay systems ever
>+KICK WIZARD
>-One of the worst stories in all of video games
>-Terrible voice acting

Still one of my favourite games of all time

>>383273969
Because it relied on a very linear level direction to give you the loot you needed to keep up

In a game like skyrim you would be able to do one good loot giving quest and every other quest would be such a pisstake and unoriginal that you would see through the guise

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>>383252598
source engine

>>383265641
http://steamcommunity.com/app/2100/discussions/0/864969482091457705/

This works for me. Not sure if it makes your game crash randomly but so far every single game I played this week crashed on me at least once so maybe I'm just cursed.

>>383252598
Can't have a threesome with lightfu/whatserface and darkfu/Xana.

>>383268229
Leanna because the weapons you get from killing Xana are baller as fuck.

>>383271001
t.xana

>>383271001
Xana is in other games?

>>383273969
>Why can't Bethesda and other developers learn from this game.
Oh hell yeah. Skyrim with MoM combat and magic would be really nice.

>>383277615
One of the Heroes of Might and Magic games, I think. She and Serath were both in it, iirc. Shame they didn't get more focus.

Basically, Xana wasn't born a demon. She was under her father's thumb so hard, she made a pact and sacrificed him to BECOME a demon, seeking the power it'd give her so she could be free. Then she ended up in hell and under Serath's dad's thumb. Her being placed in Serath's mind was probably the first freedom she'd had in decades, if not years! No wonder she wanted to keep it and deny daddy dearest his chance to escape!

I always went full magic but pure melee is surpsiginly fun too. Never did pure """stealth" so I dunno,

>>383278734
I never went stealth, but I was delighted to find that daggers, the stereotypical stealth weapons, were equally viable for just running up and cutting fools down! I can't think of another game that does that!

>>383268750
Xana is manipulating you to become the most powerful being you can be because she's linked to you and wants you to pull her to the top as your go to skank. She doesn't support your choice to free your father. She pushes you to ditch him up to the very end and backs off once he's free.

>>383252598
You can't kick with both feet at the same time.

>>383279467
oh yeah the lightning daggers you get in the temple are op as fuck

The melee weapons feel decent when you go magic but they fucking annihilate everything when you go pure melee in the skill tree. You can one shot almost everything late game.

>>383280059
That's odd. I went full melee with a 2h flaming sword and still most monsters wrecked me.

>>383280262
Use flames on non-armored targets and some raw damage based one for others. The only place that's awful for melee is the posion tomb. The fucking zombies NEED to be slipped and impaled, OR to be decapitated with adrenaline.

The best thing you can do is get a few points in bows and headshot them. Most of the time it takes one headshot if you have the critical hit points.

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>>383280059
>Finishing off a fleeing opponent with a dagger
>Using your berserk to finish of a full health enemy running into your fight
>Combos where you assassinate an opponent, it pushes your berserk bar to maximum, and then immediately taking out a distant enemy

While the bows felt a bit weak if you ever tried to do anything but stealth kill with them, being a rogue in the game can be fun as fuck. You don't even need to bother with the stealth beyond getting a few arrow kills in before jumping into melee. Fighting spiders was a nightmare though.

>>383279539
>tfw you drop both whores and free your father

>>383252641
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>>383280512
>posion tomb.
I had no trouble with that. Ghouls, however...
>1 hit drops 75% of my hp
>They can't be blocked when charging
>They can't be blocked on melee sometimes
>Kicks barely affect them
>They don't notice any melee strikes until they die.
>They only fucking die when impaled.
Fucking ghouls ruined the game for me.

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>>383267452
>you will never have a cute pure leanna gf and flood her womb over and over with your demonic sperm

>>383281128
that's what i meant by zombies. I really believe the most effective method is bow headshots. Literally oneshot them from a distance, no poison no nothing.

>>383278169
why hasnt there been a skyrim /dark messiah combat combat

>>383281661
"mod

>>383252598
No co op
Linear as FUCK
Combat gets kinda stale after a while
weapon choices are pretty stale too
The talent tree is very basic

Other than that, good game. Just some things feel simplified when they shouldn't be

>>383253132
DA DA DAA
DA DA DAA

>>383254558
So you're DraQu?

Is a rogue/magic user playthrough that uses daggers, bows and magic viable? I tried playing this ages ago but it didn't click but I wanna give it another go. I was thinking of relying mostly on both being sneaky and using my tools to manipulate the environment as opposed to fighting head on.

Does anyone use staffs to fight? I never "got" them.

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>>383252598
No ending where you corrupt the good aligned bitch into succubus semen demon

>>383282676
even pure stealth melee is viable and really fun
takes time though and boss fights were a pain

pure archery is powerful but kinda boring

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>>383252598
>first person melee combat

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>>383282848
>those hips and thighs

>>383252950
how do I pirate this game

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Reminder that demondad is present and at his best in Homm V

>>383282676
>Does anyone use staffs to fight?
i did, they're really the only melee weapon i liked in DM due to daggers having the reach of a fist and swords being in melee range of enemies
they're for staggerlocking opponents and using your reach so they can't close
there's too much annoying shit in CQC in dark messiah for me to use anything else honestly, like little flicks with a sword that enemies do that don't look like attacks but are

>>383283610
Very few games do it correctly. Condemned comes to mind

>>383252598
Meh voice acting.

Fuck now I wanna replay this great game.

>>383287151
Then do it.

>>383287278
Any necessary mods to make the game funnier? I find easy too easy and hard too hard.

>>383287898
Also interested in this

>>383287898
git gud

>>383288059
It just doesn't feel right. You're some godly incarnation and get 2 hit KO by a single ghoul, who doesn't even react to your attacks. Meanwhile an average town guard can literally shank a ghoul or stand against 2 of them like they're nothing. What the fuck?
Ghouls kill the fun for me. I wish there was a way to balance them or at least make them look like Nosferatu-ish vampires instead of ghouls. Generic enemy troops shouldn't push your shit in so much, especially when not even vamp knights are so hard.

>>383252598
It would have been better if it didn't use such a old version of Source Engine. I hate how the levels are splint into chunks so there's a lot of loading like Half Life.

>>383288367
git

>>383288367
gud

>>383287856
Developers and publishers learning that people care more about the idea of what they're doing than what they're actually doing was the worst thing to ever happen to videogames.

>>383288859
meant to reply to this guy>>383287856

>>383284383
You don't, go buy it on steam/gog.

>>383287856
I used to hope for open world games in the vein of Oblivion with this kind of combat.

>>383253819
Or just spam kick.

What made this game great was how it was a physics sandbox.

>>383252598
Retroactive Dark Souls ripoff. Absolutely degenerate.

>>383252598
Fuck. Reinstalling.

>>383293453
I'll need to remember this b8, to bump future threads.

>arkane
>non-inventive mechanics
>horrible magic system
>piss poor combat
>graphics are garbage even for its release date
>ubisoft
>that orks teeth are too perfect
>sword on game cover
>not PC exclusive
>In an interview with Dutch gamesite Gamer.nl, Might & Magic creative director Erwan le Breton mentioned they are discussing a possible sequel to Dark Messiah. However Arkane Studios has left Ubisoft and the Might & Magic team is still searching for a new studio to take over the sequel
>any potential sequel will be absolute garbage

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It has been a thousand years, Sareth, since the Seventh Dragon has banished our kind from the face of Ashan. For ten centuries we have waited for our vengence. We have waited, for you. You are the one foretold by the wizard Sar-Shazzar, the Dark Messiah of ancient prophecy. You are my son, and my heir, the herald of fire and of blood. The creature that accompanies you is yours, use her as you see fit. Now, take up the skull of my ancient enemy and shatter the prison that holds me. This, my son, I command you. And, once I am free, this world and every soul in it, will be ours.

>>383261438
Dragon Age: Origins.

>>383296370
>I command you.
FUCK YOU DEMON DAD

>>383261438
Agony will.

>>383296370
Not happening, dad. See, I quite happen to like Ashan the way it is. Blood and fire and destruction and brimstone? I'll pass. I don't have any ambitions to rule anyway... Only to live.

Further, I think I'll be the one taking power, not you. I'm not so naive to think you will suffer a rogue element under your rule.

>>383297152
autism