Any hikikomori here?

>>383241143
I can't afford to be a hikki. I would go homeless.

>>383241182
this desu senpai

>>383241143
There's literally 0 hikkis here, you're not even a hikki, just a weeb with no friends

>>383241143
I'm playing GTA V on my new PC I bought using my parents' money

hikki= NEETS?

Hikki here. Have no energy to play games. Wish I could play BOTW.

>>383241143
>holding sheathed katana in an enclosed space where he won't be able to use it effectively

>>383241182
This, too bad I realized it too late and now I'm fucked.

>>383241143
Is hikkimori just the nippon word for NEET or is there differences.

>>383241632
>There's literally 0 hikkis here, you're not even a hikki, just a weeb with no friends
what do you mean? i literally don't go outside

>>383241143
Is wishing that I could stream and get donations so I could afford to live without going outside considered Hikki?

>>383241182
>Want to just stay at home and play games all day
>Need money for housing, food, utlities,ect
>Too tired after work to play games
How do one become Hikiomori anyways?

>>383241632
>here's literally 0 hikkis here, you're not even a hikki, just a weeb with no friends

>Not literally never leaving the basement and having a food/laundry elevator

Get on my level, all you need is a physical deformity.

>>383241764
>>383241919
neets are unproductive losers
hikkis are physically shut-in

>>383241919
A hikki can work from home, a NEET can go out.

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>>383241978
Welfare state.

>>383242079
If they're shuton how they make money

>>383242079
Don't a lot of NEETs blame their NEETness on muh anxiety or muh autism though?

>>383242141
either from parents/government/work from home

>>383242109
Do nips even have welfare?

>>383242172
>Don't a lot of NEETs blame their NEETness on muh anxiety or muh autism though?
Yes, and that's how they get autismbux.

>>383242246
How get autismbucks

>>383242208
Parents who can't bear to put their children out of their comfort zone and force them to get out of their shells.

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>>383242172
Well, I'm quite literally a NEET because of autism.
If I did not have autism I would not get autismbux and I would have been forced to man up and learn how to function in society if they had not almost forced the money down my throat.

Instead I paint miniatures and post online all day everyday. Because the autismo puts me in a disabled category of people my welfare is even ramped up a notch above normal welfare since they think that retards should be given a good standard of living instead of a "fair standard" of living.

Gonna be playing some weeb games and maybe some Shadow Warrior 2 with a friend.

>>383241182
What do you mean, you can't afford it? Hikkikomori isn't the same as neet. You can be a hikki and have a job or go to school.

>>383242141
as others are saying, you can work from home in a variety of ways, or have some seed money saved up and coast on it for years with basic investments

>>383242172
probably, but neet is a status instead of a title

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>>383242420
>You can be a hikki and have a job or go to school.

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>>383242420
>You can be a hikki and have a job or go to school.
You literally cannot.

>>383242308
Pretend to be retarded

>>383242514
Is sleeping in floor comfy?

Have any anons done it for extended periods of time

>>383242308
Be retarded.

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Visual novels will suck your entire life. You don't know what being hikikomori is until you try to complete every route for a visual novel in a day, bonus points if it's eroge.

It's easy to get sucked into VNs, especially pic-related since they have milfs.

>>383242412
>socidlism

>>383242572
Or just b urself ;)

>>383242514
why doesn't he just dump everything he doesn't in that room need its easy to get away with dumping

Haven't gone outside in about seven years now.

Playing Total War: Warhammer, Path of Exile and Kerbal Space Program currently.

>>383242614
Need a soft rug and a nice heavy blanket to snuggle with. That table also most likely has a nice heater under it for winter which I've heard feels amazing.

>>383242618

Visual novel is Shiny Days. Definitely download it if you have a lot of free time.

I work in sanitation and I had to clean up after a dead "hiki" once, it was horrible.

He had almost melted into the floorplanks and there was rotten garbage everywhere.

>>383242851
>/d/ melting thread is real
holy shit.

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>>383241143
Tekken 7
MGSV
The Surge

>>383241632
>I enjoy making wild claims I could never hope to support!

>>383241956
Hikkis only exist in Japan, you're just a weeb neet who likes to call himself hikki.

>>383242851
thats my fear about living alone, who's going to call the ambulance when i collapse or unconscious

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>>383242906
Except it wasn't hot.

>>383242994
Well your waifu won't I'll promise you that.

>>383242653
i was thinking the same thing, but then i remembered he's mentally ill.

>>383242954
most western parents just man up and stop being a welfare state to their vagabond children.

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>>383242954
>Hikkis only exist in Japan, you're just a weeb neet who likes to call himself hikki.
whatever you say, im just letting you know that im using the word correctly

>>383241143
i'm just waiting for the normalfags to roll up in here and tell everyone to go outside and just be yourself. only good part of the threads desu.

>tfw miss my hikki days
Going to work is too stressful

>>383242514
What are those little glass bottles on the table? I saw them in Yakuza Zero too

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I only go outside to work and buy food/alcohol. At work I think about playing video games, when I'm running errands I think about playing video games and when I am home drinking alone I play video games. When I get paid I spend it all on vodka and video games.

As pathetic as it sounds, it's a fairly pleasant life and I'm not depressed.

>>383243150
Energi drinks.

>>383243182
>spend it all on vodka
how are you not depressed

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>>383241632
I'm 33 year's old. I've never had a job or a real friend, much less anything resembling a girlfriend. I leave the house about 5 times a year for psych/medical appointments.
But there's nothing interesting to say so there's no point in having threads like this.
I just "finished" Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns, but I was bummed out because you need the DLC to get real marriage mechanics from the kitsune guardian spirit. (pic related). Thankfully it's getting translated, but it will take a while. Pic related.

>>383243294
>Pic related.
Whoops I didn't need that second one.

>>383243182
These people killed NEET/hikki discussion on 4chan, not that it was that great in the first place. I don't understand why people would pretend to be this way.

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I don't know if i'm a neet or a hiki, probably both. don't leave my room and i can't drive anymore, if i need to go out i have someone else drive me, i have zero money but still have a cigarette addiction and it's terrible. I don't have a computer that can run games and i don't have a PS+ sub so i can't play online on my ps4. I'm pretty much bored of all my games and slowly going insane. Lately iv'e just been spending all my time playing darkest dungeon, i have XIV and can afford a sub every few months but i'd rather play nothing at all than that shitty MMO, i've never been in a worse purgatory than grinding quests between expansions and spamming PotD. Iv'e also watched literally everything worth watching on netflix and all i have left is twitch streams.
>Mfw slowly running out of shit to do

>>383243182
Sounds nice.

>>383243374
lol you are one to talk down on other people considering your a 33 year old jobless, friendless loser desu. probably a virgin as well.

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>>383243447
Get a cheap hobby faggot and become truly crazy.

>>383243447
Read books.

>>383243475
I don't understand how you saw condescension in that post. Maybe you should read it again.

>>383243565
>replying to such low tier bait

>>383243535
reading is for nerds

>>383242514
You literally can. Look it up. The one that can't is a hikkineet.

>>383243447
Get a fucking job

>>383241143
I was thinking about playing Ever Oasis. Someone convince me that it's worth my worthless hikki time.

>>383243447
Whatever you do, just don't get a job.

>>383243645
>>383243705
This.

Get the Hikikomori pill /v/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/answerman/2017-03-29/.113797

>>383242618
Maybe if it's pure porn, sure. Try doing it with a story based one that's over 70 hours long.

I cant fucking wrap my head around not having a job. Dont give me that wah im depressed or anxiety shit. I have GAD and persistent depressive disorder and once i went to a psych and got meds (welbutrin and cipralex) i did a 180. I still get sad but im productive as fuck working 55 hours a week.

Get a job

>>383243264
Obviously more money goes to video games + car costs but I drink whenever I have a day off.

>>383243374
I chose this life because relationships, family and friends only bring me down. I recommend it to anyone who feels like killing themselves because it's actually pretty good.

>>383243791
>http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/answerman/2017-03-29/.113797
>weebshit
hmmm

>>383243865
this is the hiki thread

>>383243645
I fell for the job meme, its terrible. How do people find a job that they love?

>>383243887
If this is the life you want atleast get a job that pays well, like a fly in fly out job

>>383243865
pay my bills wagie :^)

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>>383241143
I used to be hikki. Then I got pretty flatly kicked out.

Anyway I played F2P games and $5 indie trash, that's all I could really afford.

These days I just play whatever and my money just goes to rent, booze and cigarettes. It's like being a hikki except half your day is spent with people who make you very tired and never shut their fucking mouths.

>>383242614
I'm sleeping on the floor for about 10 years now.
Initially started because I had some problems with the back and got used to it, never saw the need to get a bed after that.

it takes a while to adjust but I sleep very well.
Get a Camping mat and then just toss a bed cover over it.
If you're a side sleeper get something high to rest your head on.

>>383243918
Nobody loves their job, they love getting paid. I dont give a shit about my job, but i care about my paycheck and 401k and buying a house for me and the gf, and buying a nice car, buying a new pc, buying any game that i have interest in without feeling bad if its a waste of money.

>>383243645
>Get job
>be somewhat happy
>ugly as fuck manger hits on me
>think why not, i'm a virgin
>fuck her
>end up with herpes on my mouth
>all my coworkers look down on me and bullied behind my back and to my face, people think it's my fault she has herpes
>quit
>too ashamed to leave house
>without a job for 7 months now

>>383244028
>buying a house for me and the gf
haw haw

>>383243962
Die sooner please you dreg on society. Also wage > salary, i get paid for my overtime unless salary cucks. 20 hours at $38 an hour yes please.

>>383243294
good taste in vidya and waifu. i hope xseed finishes the dlc soon.

>>383243865
>get humiliated by your boss
>all co-workers want to do is look better than you while slacking off
>get impossible deadlines without being paid overtime because you're thrown out the moment the clock hits forcing you to work at home
>taxes and bills take half your salary anyway

Yeah, getting a job is such a great idea. Be "productive", "contribute" to society, fall into line to provide maximum profit at your own expense.

>>383243645
>telling people on a NEET-only website to get a job
wow this hasnt been said before at all or anything

>>383244081
Rent is the same or more than a mortgage payment in my area

>>383244112
lol

I used to. Now if i don't go outside at least twice a day i get close to panic attacks.

It's funny how things change.

>>383244136
Hahahaha, im hourly so overtime is all mine. Also management cant fucking touch me, im union bitch.

>>383244165
>NEET-only website
>NEET-only
lol where tf have you been, bro?

>>383243980
I'm sorry anon. Also, you kinda sound like you might have schizoid personality disorder.

>>383243980
>waste money on useless normieshit
>"hurr durr i can't afford vidya"

learn how to neet fag

>>383244112
Society doesn't give a shit about you working 55 hours a week at your dead-end soon-to-be-automatized job. You contribute just about as much as a NEET, you just don't want to admit it.

>>383243603
No, you stupid motherfucker. A hikky is a recluse who refuses to even open the front door. Of course an online job would be fine in that case.

>>383243865
I don't want to be around people if can help it in any way. And I don't have social anxiety, I just fucking hate everyone. A job would constantly put me in situations where I'd have to interact with fuckos. Maybe if I had a different skill set I could be a codemonkey from home, unfortunately for me I'm the world's worst coder.
So I'm going to stay jobless until it's do or die. Thank you very much for pulling my weight.

>>383244165
Get any job. Anything is better than being at home playing mediocre video games for 16 hours a day. Escapism is nice but once you hit 25 you will realize how much a waste youve made of everything. Also just swipe right on tinder and go on a date. Its not hard.

>>383241143
>be totally without ambition or intrinsic motivation whole life
>go to college because parents wanted me to because they think I'm smart
>just study whatever your passionate about
>do what makes you happy
>have no passions
>finish second year of schooling, supposed to pick major at this point
>don't want to waste a bunch of money switching majors because nothing interests me
>do nothing instead
>no more reason to leave the house
>sit in room all day distracting myself for the last several months
Been playing 7 Days to Die a lot as well as some PUBG. Really wish there was an MMO out that I enjoyed though.

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Used to be a NEET back when I dropped out of colleague and literally did nothing for close to 7 years, it's fun if you have some serious autismbux rolling in or have rich parents willing to support your habits, otherwise it sucks ass.

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dis gon b guuud

>>383244281
Lmao good luck automating the trades.

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>>383242420
>You can be a hikki and have a job or go to school.

How?

>>383244275
I didn't have any cash when I was a NEET, didn't see a dime of the welfarebucks. Made do learning how to draw and getting commissions.

S'fine, I wasn't really missing out on much.

>>383244261
Probably. Here I thought it was just called being a prick.

>>383244346
>I dropped out of colleague
You sure did.

>>383244325
Don't listen to this guy. Getting a job is the worst thing you can do. Stress, humiliation, sleep deprivation, malnutrition, virtually no time for anything that made life worth living at all- that's all that you'll get from a job.

>>383244457
please don't encourage the neets anon, if they are not working for their daily bread then they really don't deserve to be breathing the same air as the rest of us desu.

nobody explained to me the dangers of being a NEET
>masturbated like 8 times in one day
>chaff my dick
>keep masturbating
>cut appears
>keep masturbating
>finally go to doctor
>he tells me i'm fine
>keep masturbating
>it turns red
>go to doctor 7 more times over the course of a month
>doctors are tired of my shit
>it's turning green
I have no idea what to do, every time i go to the doctor it looks somewhat normal but a few days later it looks 10x worse. And now it's fucking green. amputation is probably the next step, fuck not having a foreskin i was mutilated at birth it's not my fault.

>>383243294
Do you ever get depressed that your life is completely pointless and the world would turn better if you were dead?

>>383244325
>once you hit 25
lol, 8 years past that pal, i've already been a wizard for three years.

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>>383244560

>>383244457
Ah yes all that stuff you miss doing from 7am to 3pm. Wake up at 6am work at 7 get off at 3, go to gym workout for an hour, home at 415, play games till 8pm, eat dinner, more games, sleep at 11 or 12. Wew so hard. Sure miss playing those great video games for those 8 hours, such a shame. If you sleel more than 8 hours youre going to die young

>>383244325
tfw 27 and "wasting" my life every day feels great. Sucks how normalfags like you will never be able to get a taste of this joy.

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>>383241143
Why aren't Japan actively pushing these lowlives out on the streets? At least force them to get a job of some sort. They could be cleaning out fish guts in the markets or clean the streets of litter.

>>383244565
Funny how people working actually hard jobs that contribute something to society have suicide rates similar to NEETs.

>>383244560
Stop death gripping, you dumb motherfucker.

>>383244457
>not being smart and getting an easy office job
>boss thinks I'm working hard as long as I get shit done on time and praises me for being "efficient"
>I'm actually just browsing 4chan all day since any work I get assigned can be finished in an hour
It's pretty great to have an ignorant boss. And as long as he's happy with what I do I don't even feel bad about it.

>>383244603
Sorry, I was talking about people who actually contribute something to society, ie more than a teenager's summer job.

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>>383244560
>born with the jews dick

>>383244618
Usually their parents are paying for their rent and other expenses. You really can't kick someone out if they're getting their bills payed.

>>383244632
Lmao like what? Air traffic control? Vet?

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>Be a NEET
>Also be Weeabo
>I'm not a NEET! I'm a Hikikomori!

I did NEET bordering to hikki for a while. Was great for a while but on the long run I just couldn't stand being a burden so I got a job.
it's not as good as having all the free time but it's not bad either.

>>383244673
Don't you feel like your life is worthless when you don't contribute something to society? I mean, what about your boss? He needs his vacation time and he won't be able to afford it like this!

>>383244702
I work at a nuclear plant

>>383244565
This is true for everyone.

Who else here can't find the will to survive among trash.
I can't have a dirty room like that.
If you aren't keeping everything pristine and fresh around you you're disgusting.

For god sake, at least find the energy to clean your shit. It's so nice pissing away all your time when everything is clean an enjoyable, smells good etc.

Fuck.

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>>383241143
I played some Total War Warhammer and Rising Storm 2 today. I also reread five Yotsuba volumes and I'm going to watch Alien 9 tonight.

>>383244346
How did you get out of NEEThood anon? 7 years seems like an incredibly long time to be out of everything.

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>>383244641
>Tfw iv'e unlocked the secret of hands free masturbation after a months worth of training just to avoid reopening the cut
I don't grip at all :^)

>>383244756
>contribute something to society
Nobody even cares about that.

It doesn't even work as bait, it's too dumb.

>>383244781
fag

>>383244729
look up the meanings. hiki is someone that doesnt leave his house in a longass time

>>383241983
Please elaborate on your condition

>>383244893
Lamprey disease

>>383244707
>little kid
>ask mom why my peenor is different
"Well they asked me if i wanted you to be circumcised and i didn't know what that meant so i said yes"
Literally the story i was given, fuck life.

>>383243150
Energy drinks. Some are yogurt-based, some are vitamin C-loaded ones that taste like Fanta and some are Tumeric ones that supposedly cure/prevent hangovers.

>>383244729
NEETs include your average sharehouse skater 20 year olds who just dick around all day.

Hikki is specifically your pissbottle anime binging lamprey.

How do you guys even get in that position? I was a socially awkward 15-year old who didn't like going out but i forced myself to go out and became a normie by your standards.

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>>383244934
>"Well they asked me if i wanted you to be circumcised and i didn't know what that meant so i said yes"

>>383245094
>I struggled once when I was 15
Just fuck off.

>>383243918
By
>doing something they love doing, except they get paid for it
>getting a job with good job satisfaction
>getting a job that's comfy, easy and chill

If you like rock climbing you get a job at a rock climbing gym. If you like books you get a job in a library or a bookshop. It's not fucking hard.

>>383242614
I'm at a year now sleeping on bare wood floors. I don't use any mats or such to make the floor more soft. I sleep on my side a lot as well. Super comfortable. I'm also able to sleep on concrete as well now.

>>383244038
>shitting where you eat
You reap what you sow.

>>383245213
lol get a job

>>383245223
Fucking communist liberals. Your job defines you, it gives you purpose. Halpiness comes not from success, but motivation. Also i bet you guys fap to traps and think youre straight.

>>383244038
Jesus fucking christ, that's awful. Why would you lower your standards that much? How old were you at the time? I feel bad for you.

>>383241143
The closest I've come to leaving my house in a week has been going into the kitchen.

>>383245339
>this shitty bait
kek

>>383245386
I was 20, my standards were that low because i didn't think anything could go wrong and i just wanted to lose my virginity. I was so fucking wrong it haunts me every time i look in the mirror.

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>>383242208
No. They actually have no need for welfare since the community actually takes care of he people in need out of their own free will and charity.

Usually a company will hire poor people out of pity and give them token jobs like looking busy in the office while not actually producing anything.

t. English teacher.

>>383245213
I struggled through most of my teens, but i wasn't a weak minded pussy. You can't live without other people, so its imperative to get some social skills.

>>383245339
Didnt mean to reply

Replaying Bloodborne and making a Moonlight character. Just finished emulating BotW.

>>383245223
What if I like sitting at home all day long?

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>>383244934
Sounds like you should kill your mom before you kill yourself.

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>>383243051
>>383243051
>>383243051
>>383243051
>>383243051
>>383243051
L M A O YOU WERE RIGHT ANON

>>383245503
>>383245503
Be a streamer, you chris chan wannabe

>>383245223
>hurr just do what you like to do
Fucking retarded. It's like telling kids they can become everything what they want.

sometimes life fucks you. the job you want is already taken, or maybe you get it and like it but all your coworkers make you day hell. You can't control this shit.

Get just a job you're comfortable with, thats the most important thing. If you get more out of it, good for you, but you should not aim for it above all.

>>383245561
>>383245505
Hmm

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>>383245505
>>383245561
What are the odds of that happening

>>383245561
>>383245505
my wife

>>383245489
Not the same anon but I'm sorry to hear that. There was this super ugly chick in college that was hitting on me and really wanted the D. I was a virgin too but I refused because I couldn't accept to lose my virginity to this thing. You should have waited.

>>383245493
Fitting in society doesn't make you any better.

>>383245503
Then make money from home, dumbass.

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>>383244934

>>383245682
tell me who she is some anon told me it was from a lewd doujin I use her a lot its one of my favorites reaction images

>>383241632
>tells people they can't use the word hikki for its meaning while using 'weeb' which has lost pretty much all meaning

>>383245569
You sound mad as hell.

>>383243150
Vitamin supplemented drinks.

In Japan vegetables are expensive as fuck so people usually get their vitamins through supplements and foods that artificially gets added vitamins.

It's pretty weird when meat can actually be cheaper than vegetables in the grocery stores a lot of the time.

>tfw community college sophomore
>basically a NEET when im not in class
>fucked sleep schedules, shower twice a week, barely eat anything
>friends want to hang out with me, but i alienate them and never respond to their texts

I'm transferring to a state university in a fucking year. How do I get my shit together? I just want to be normal.

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>>383245765
Not him but don't know the doujin but I do have the panel of her mid-kek. Its kinda related to the thread when you think about it, virgins and all.

>>383244565

>the world would turn better if you were dead?

unless he's a major consumer whore not really, it's normie with money that are raping the planet

>>383245876
>friends want to hang out with me, but i alienate them and never respond to their texts

Don't worry, after some months, maybe a year at most, they'll just stop bothering you and you'll be alone and happy! ;_;

>>383245997
>friends invite me out to go to concerts, even offering to pay for the tickets
>i have to refuse because i've been sitting down in my room all day for over 10 years since i got out of high school, and i will get tired and can't stand up
not even fat, believe it or not, just incredibly low energy

>>383246102
>*low test

>>383245876
How did you even manage to make friend in the first place acting like that?

>>383246102
See a doctor, that shit is not normal

>>383246165
maybe he was just being himself:D

>>383246165
Well, I'm actually quite attractive, so most people just approach me instead and do all the talking (lol). And when the school semesters actually start, I put effort into my appearance and shower every other day, but whenever I'm on summer/winter vacation, I just completely ghost everyone in my life.

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>Try to get a job
>Can't handle interviews, too socially incompetent.
I won't ever have to worry about paying for a place to live at least, but I don't don't what I'm going to do about everything else in the future.
Why's everything gotta require good communication skills?

>>383246278

Is that you Diana? You shouldn't eat while having lunch.

>>383244565
Last time I did I remebered that all my friends that work now bitch about never having time for anything outside of work anymore.
So I count my blessings.

>>383246348
I have no idea what you're talking, but I'm not Diana nor do I eat lunch.

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>>383245876
>basically a NEET
>Shower twice a week

>>383245698
It literally does.

>>383246342
kys jobless scum

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>>383246348
>shouldn't eat while having lunch
What does that even mean

>>383246436
t. bootlicker
clarisa

>>383246102
Muscle atrophy. I didn't leave the house in 1 year and I already have problems with walking stairs and stuff. Also skinny.

Get that shit fixed because it fucked up 1 of my joints permanently and I might not be able to walk normally anymore permanently.

>>383246407
Damnit, I knew this handsome cripple who does nothing but shitpost and laze around and she was better than me when she studied.

>>383246476
I meant post, my apologies

>>383246525
At least I have a life beyond sitting at my desk and living trough my computer screen.

>>383246531
>implying i can afford medical expenses
thank you for your concern but i will continue to sit here and wait to die. better than working myself to death for a jew boss i guess.

>>383246783
You're half as happy though.

>>383246342

I absolutely hate being with people and haven't socialized with anyone outside my family for the past 13 years and I still got a job. How do you get that socially incompetent? Is it genetics?

>>383246783
probably why your grammar is shot to shit mate, apply yourself before trying to hit back.

>>383243865
>can ugly people get jobs? I've literally never seen an ugly person at an entry level job. How do you do it?

>>383242614

I moved to Japan a year ago and have been sleeping on the floor since. You get used to it quickly.

Do you think I deserve to own a katana if I'm scared of ever being in a katana fight?

I could only imagine how gruesome it would be to be slashed by one. The wound would be huge, there would be a lot of bleeding, and the pain would be unimaginable. If I were ever armed with a katana against somebody else with a katana intending to kill me, I'd run.

>>383246894
>japan
if I wanted to experience the culture I'd just buy a 10 dorra special from the like chippie desu

>>383246986
Time to buy a chainmail shirt, anon.

>>383246986
mall katanas are shit bro you can't even cut bread with that shit. why not get a gun like everyone else.

>>383245725
I wouldn't know how.

>>383246861
My grammar is shit because english isn't my native language.

>>383246692

>handsome cripple

This is giving me Katawa Shoujo flashbacks

>>383244028
What if you don't give a shot about money or any physical objects.
I just want to be happy, fuck everything else.

jus get a job and a gf you fucking losers
its easy as fuck

be a proud productive adult

>>383247147
>implying you deserve to be happy
smfhays

>>383244934
John?

>>383247195
I'm gay.

>>383247214
Thomas?

>>383247105
didn't for your life story bro

>>383247263
off yourself you subhuman piece of trash
you're worse than these losers who are still virgins over the age of 19

>>383247195
I'm fine as proud unproductive young adult

>>383247298
Ummm sweetie, I've fucked more guys than you fucked girls. Come here and let me cum in your mouth, you cute slut!

>>383247198
>be molested multiple times as a kid
>get hooked on drugs by parents and mind controlled to steal for them
>parents openly tell me I'm a mistake
>some anon on the net tells me I don't deserve to be happy
Honestly, the more I live the more I start thinking like that. The world had been telling me to fuck off since I came into it.

>>383247294
Then stop replying to me me you NEET.

>>383247317
loser little kid, probably a weeb
get a job so your parents dont ask themselves why they didnt just snuff you out before you were born

>>383247298
wow rude

>>383247317
"Proud" and "unproductive" do not belong in the same sentence in this context anon.

>>383247353
yeah nah bro

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>Want to live forever on my own and not work
>Still want to create things for people to enjoy, and do something with this wealth of time I have on my hands

Only recently my 7 year depression seems to be lightening up, and I can actually do things like write and draw, for once.I hope all you anons find something to make your time worthwhile too

>>383247445
Then whats your life story?

>>383247317
Fucking loser. You don't belong here.

>>383247447
wrong thread

>>383247147
Money is needed to pay for the goddamn roof over your head, the internet you use, and the device you are browsing 4chan on, moron.

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>>383241143
>tfw haven't left my apartment in five months
>tfw spent 15 hours, every day, for two months on a WoW private server
>parents threaten to stop bringing food to my apartment if I don't get a job
>tried getting a job a year ago and it ended up with me making a fool of myself in the interview and being registered as a sex offender after spilling my spaghetti so hard

>>383247527
>being registered as a sex offender after spilling my spaghetti so hard

Bull

shit.

>>383247527
>>tried getting a job a year ago and it ended up with me making a fool of myself in the interview and being registered as a sex offender after spilling my spaghetti so hard
holy shit

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>in hiki limbo since 17 and dropping out
>22 now with nothing to show education-wise, only a few work training things here and there

every time I try to do something I can hack it for a month or so and after that I get really self conscious about my looks and abilities and then I drop out of whatever I'm doing. now I'm at the point where I could try something again but I know that I'll be yearning for that hikilife again

>>383246102

You might have parasites

>>383247527
lol

How do you get bored of games in the current year? It's the best year of games in possibly decades.

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>28 years old kissless virgin grill
>I don't set foot outside of my room since about 8 years
>also i never washed myself since then
>never had a job, never obtained even an high school diploma
>0 friends either online & irl

I'm playing Teaching Feeling right now

>>383246823
No, it's not being a fucktard. It's easy to socialize you just don't want to and you don't even want to try.

>tfw always dreamed of going cocoon mode in a faraway farm doing nothing but practicing drawing and music
>stuck in a stressful meaningless job surrounded by assholes

>>383247571
>>383247578

>3 seconds difference

Holy Bull, is that the papal bull?

>>383247630
>(male)

>>383247630
Marry me.

>>383247651
that's a 6 second difference, anon

>>383247430
I disagree.

>>383247630
8 years without washing? Wtf?

>>383247630
Wash yourself you smelly NEET

>>383247728
Yeah. It's not a big deal at all.

>>383247630
>"don't hit on me, silly boys:3"

>>383244565
>Implying that all jobs are valuable

>>383247630
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>383247630

>mfw I am going the same path

Does darkness makes one pretty? I use my looks to get away with stuff

>>383244560
>I have no idea what to do
Stop masturbating.

>>383247852
OwO

>>383247869
I think he wanted something more realistic

>/v/ would be infinitely better if discussions were exclusive to NEETs

Prove me wrong.

>>383247780
It fucking is. Do you at least wash your teeth?

>>383247728
If you stop washing, you will smell horrible for a week, then kind of stop.

t. work in public relations dealing with strangers in a business enviroment all the time, wash armpits, hair, face and crotch, haven't washed the rest in about 2 years currently. Never have comments regarding smell.

>>383244716
Make it illegal so parent's can't support their shitty lifestyle. It harms more than it helps.

>>383247912
get a job

>>383247912
So /jp/?

>>383244773
>Cleaning up at a nuclear plant
That doesn't count, anon

>>383247936
>. Never have comments regarding smell.
You sure about that?

>Tfw you've just given up on life and want to shut yourself off from everyone till you die

Should I just claim autism money or make some shit up about being a cripple?

>>383241143
Mario Kart 8, Wolfenstein: the Old Blood, Valkyrie Drive and a few yuri VNs.
I'm clearing up my essential backlog before my scheduled sudoku in two months.

>>383247920
Of course i don't. And nothing happened. My teeth are just a bit yellowish.

>>383247852

No, i'm like the ugliest person ever lived.

>>383247987
Yes, I'd get fired if I was stinky because it'd mess with relations. Just wash problem areas and put on clean clothes every day.

>>383247901

I get money from chatting with other people online, it having good looks help

>>383247936
Why? I feel like it would take more effort to do all that individually than just hop in the shower.

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>Posted
>No replies
>No one cares

>>383243918
>How do people find a job that they love?
Work isn't supposed to be fun, it's supposed to be what you do to get paid. Spend the money you earn on things you love. Getting a job you love is what lucky people get and is too unrealistic to be your end game.

>>383247527
>haven't left my apartment outside of going to class since January
>Start playing on TBC Outland server day it comes out May 20th
>Have one character with 22 days played and one with 9
>Parents are loaded and have surprisingly accepted the fact that I am a loser

>>383247630
I never tell people my gender or talk on discord. It is better this way.

>>383248068
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquagenic_urticaria

>>383248053
Are you biologically female? And you're 28? WTF went wrong

>>383248123
Oh that sucks, sorry anon.

>>383248053
Fuck me. You must smell like death.

>>383248104
(You). There you go anon.

>>383248123
Wow, seriously?

That's fucked up.

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>>383248246

>>383248053

Sucks to be you, I am taking money outta folks and living well with it.

Do people pretend to be failed normis here ironically?

>>383247903
I haven't had a wank in a month. I'm sure he can exercise the self-control to hold off until his dick heals.

>>383248123
fag

>>383248104
What was your original post?

>>383248053
Your teeth are disgusting and your breath stinks and you should wash your mouth and brush your teeth and stop being a disgusting individual.

>>383248319
get a job

>>383247630
If real, your, parents are monsters for not getting you professional help

>>383247630
>all those easy (You)s
damn

>>383248476
The trick is claiming to be a girl.

>>383248402
>implying there's professional help for ugliness and/or deformation
Not that homo, but imagine you feel you're too ugly to even go shopping.

Even plastic surgery will only take you so far.

>>383248402
>mfw thinking of you hurting :( :( :(

Fuck off retard

>>383241143
I beat Crash 2 yesterday and spent like 6 hours this morning in Guilty Gear Rev2 grinding out combo reps.

Thank god for time sinks.

>>383248373
I swear, they're not. Everything else is, tho. Of course i stink in every possible way.

>>383248402
My parents are really old, like almost 70, and my mother is invalid since a lot of time ago. They never cared.

>>383248053
>My teeth are just a bit yellowish.

how in the fuck? what do you eat? if I miss literally one day of brushing/floss/mouthwash I start to develop gum disease.

>>383241143
Who does he need that sword for

>>383248476
I'm sorry, i know. I didn't meant to, i swear. I never do this.

>>383248652
Go have a shower and brush your teeth and you might be able to take a step on the road towards improving your terrible self-worth.

>>383248691
To protect his piss bottle collection

>>383248393
shud i just be myself too?

>>383245490
>Usually a company will hire poor people out of pity and give them token jobs like looking busy in the office while not actually producing anything.
i can't believe that's real.
why don't my country do such thing?
it's a dog eat dog society here

>>383248781
Be me instead.

It's pretty comfortable.

My favorite thing about japanese slobs is they still have the drive to put their garbage into bags....they just won't put those bags out.

>>383245490
>looking busy in the office while not actually producing anything
is that a real thing ? why would they need that ?

>>383248802
>it's a dog eat dog society here
I think you mean doggy dog, anon

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>>383246342
>be me
>nearly got fired from previous job at age 24 because almost killed someone so left during work investigation (no cops were involved I just said I quit mid way when the other person started telling lies)
>no qualifications
>got that job only because my school teacher set me up
>it was fast food
>know jack shit
>see cart collector for a supermarket
>go in for group interview
>everyone is in fucking expensive suits and here I am in white shirt and slacks
>turns out I was mixed in because I was the only applicant while the others were shelf stackers dressed by their pushy parents
>get to 1v1 interview
>what are your best qualities I'm asked
>"um...I should of...a researched this...ah I...don't know"
>the manager starts FEEDING ME answered
>I get the job because there was no competition for work hours during school time

The first year I was treated like a slave, 5 years later I'm the cashier drone telling the store managers to get their head out their ass and fix stupid shit like broken equipment and telling rapist (as in threatening the little cashier chicks) and asshole customers to literally fuck off in the middle of the store with full praise, working 36 hours a week

There is hope anon, I have poor communication skills, I'm often confused with an autistic (I think I might be but doctors say otherwise).

I was a cook for my last job so all I know now is just experience, if you can manage walking around a con and asking store staff questions you can handle talking to a store manager asking for work, just keep swearing down to a minimum, if anything stutters and flubbing lines will make pity you, unless you're in a job where you need to be socially perfect ie door to door sales man

>>383248865
You can build forts out of the bags

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>>383248945
>almost killed someone
>fast food

>>383245765
>>383245916
Mizuha wa Ijippari

>>383248865

I did the same thing in college, it's not a big deal to bag everything up but it's a huge pain in the ass to walk out to the dumpster. I'd save up a bunch of bags and take them all at once.

>>383248884
I worked in Japan for some time and I don't know if what he said is true, but in Jap culture it's common to spend most of your time looking like you're working without actually doing anything. It's seen as lazy to leave the office first. People will literally act like they're doing work for hours (or just slack off and take hours to do a regular amount of work) just so they aren't dishonorabru.

The "le hardworking nips" meme is false. They act like high school kids in fast food trying to look busy.

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>>383248945
getting a job is easy
how about getting a qt gf?

>Hiki for years
>Shower every day, brush teeth every day, exercise regularly
Surely most hikis are like me and are neurotic and OCD about cleaning themselves? That makes more sense than being disgusting for no good reason.

>>383248945
>asking store staff questions
Ehhhh. I can do that but it's awkward 100% of the times.

>>383249390
I posted earlier about playing on a TBC private server every day all day and before I sit at my computer for 10-15 hours the first thing I do is shower and brush my teeth.

>>383248945
>nearly got fired from previous job at age 24 because almost killed someone so left during work investigation (no cops were involved I just said I quit mid way when the other person started telling lies)
Spill the beans, brother.

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>>383249390
I get five showers a day and spend an hour every evening jogging in place to anime/vidya OSTs

>>383247147

Money correlates with happiness. Sure, rich people can also be sad, but they would be sadder without the money.

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>Dropped out of the local university
>Finished most of my studies, but neglected two courses and never handed in my master thesis
>Been a NEET for 3 years now
>Send out job applications every now and then but never got called to an interview
>Almost all old friends have successful careers, money and girlfriends/wives
>Unable to swallow my pride and get a telemarketing/burger flipping job

>>383249390
only when the occasional mood hits. when my mood swings the other way, I'm cleaning the entire house, cooking food for the rest of the week, and getting shit done the whole day until I eventually tire and pass out. Then I switch back into filthy slob until that mood swings again.

>>383248945
>what are your best qualities I'm asked
Why do they always do this kind of shit? Is it because they want to filter all the autists even though they would no doubt do a better job?

>>383249618
Debatable.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/how-happiness/201409/does-money-really-buy-happiness

>>383249562
5 showers a day is a little much, that has to be taking a toll and drying out your skin.

>>383249618
You end up living an extremely materialistic life and feel hollow for it all.

>>383249054
shit happens all the time, I seen a worker walk into a manager and spill a whole jug of boiling hot water down her shoes.

My case was worse, tldr had mental breakdown outside of work and nearly hurt a manager who I was friends outside of work with, we made up years later, only reason it didn't go to the cops was it all happened outside of work and no one got hurt

>>383249354
Well thats another funny story, one of my regular customers actually came up to me and asked if I wanted to go out with them while on shift, she seemed kinda perfect too apart from the fact she
>had no actual interest and only had cursory knowledge on pop culture
>had the intelligence of a child
>EVEN MORE socially inept than I was

She was nice, she was cute, can cook and was willing to buy me shit but she wasn't engaging and I fucked up a few times during our 2 and only dates (like missing the "hold my hand during the movie) one put my drink cup over her hand lol, ended up saying its not working out saying she deserves better, she then goes to facebook forgetting I still had her (after left previous job got on there just to keep remaining friends close) and just sobs because of a guy she had 2 dates with broke up with her via text (lived too far away to just walk up and say "hi we're breaking up" nor could I handle her sobbing).

Sure, kissless virgin still, but I can do without the attachment to people, I know holding her hand everywhere we walked made me realize I'm not a touchy feely person, just talking to customers at work is tough enough as it is

>>383249503
Its much the same, just separate the "this is the guy who's gonna pay me" from the equation but that's easier said than done.

>>383249536
Done above

>>383249783
I would of lost my job here but they were desperate for a replacement it seems, last guy was a guy with a disability who left the position at 28, I surpassed him in age and capacity, I do more than cart pushing

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>dropped out of high school over anxiety
>spaghettied every job I tried to get
>spent four years as a NEET
>lose potential GF I knew since middle-school because she was afraid of the road I was going down
>get thrown out of house by mother who's at wits end after argument
>spend a month homeless
>tfw been a NEET living in a welfare apartment for 2 years now
>haven't talked to any of my old life friends or family in 2 years
>just have my vidya and animu
>all of the food I've eaten for the last 2 years is either take-out or comes from a vending machine in the apartment's first floor

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>>383249390
Doesn't seem to be the case but I know I am. I feel greasy as fuck if I don't take a bath every 2-3 days, and my teeth just feel disgusting if I don't brush twice a day. I wash dishes immediately after I'm done cooking (learned how to cook since I know I'm gonna spend my whole life alone) because it satisfies my autism to see the sink empty, and I generally throw the garbage long before the can is full because my nose is sensible to bad smells and I quite literally cannot focus or do anything if something stinks near me.

I mean I was also thinking that people who spend so much time in their own company would want to be a bit cleaner, but the mere fact that "piss bottles" are even a thing proves otherwise. I'd sooner choose to live as a homeless person than have something as gross as that around the room which is supposed to be my comfort zone and sanctuary.

>>383250029
How to welfare?

>>383241143
>All that mess
>3 (seemingly unopened) drinks being outside at the same time
>Heaps of trash bags in the background in the living room

That's just disgusting

>>383250029
what was homeless life like, a month sounds like a long time.

And with the take out, trying to keep to varied healthier options sometimes or just typical ameri-shit?

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>>383241143
>wanting to be a disgusting shut-in with no ambition, no honor and no respect for your fellow human beings (family, friends, neighbours etc)
>literally destroying your own life and mind because you're too weak to stand up for yourself
Absolutely pathetic

about to start ff7 for the first time, any tips?

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>>383250070
>Tfw barely brush teeth
>0 cavities whole life

Feels good.

Have your parents given up on you? My mom is still in delusional state.

>>383250229
oi brush ur teeth even if you have no cavities having one is a pain in the ass, mouth and wallet

>>383250204
When the game tells you to attack the scorpion robot thing when its tail is up, don't do that. You have to wait until it's tail is down before you can attack. Otherwise, it'll just counterattack you.

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>>383250229
>never brush teeth
>live on a diet of soda and sweets for all my teenage years
>go to the dentist for the first time in a decade
>1 painless filling

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>>383250238
No, they still think there is hope for me. There isn't.

>>383250204
Don't give Aeris any of your good armour. For some reason the game gives you back any materia she has equiped but not her gear. Save before you travel to the western most continent.

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>>383250238
Whenever I leave my basement I can sometimes hear my mother crying on the phone to her relatives over how she failed me and how she was a terrible mother, but when she's talking to me she tries so hard to be supportive and encouraging. The look of disgust on her face when my anime merch get in through the mail hurts.

>>383250204
scourge everything in bugenhagen's cave, it's a one-time only dungeon that has majority of the game's OP shit. other than that don't waste time 'power' leveling, you can beat the game without grinding

>>383250371
Don't listen to this anon, he is probably a scorpion in real life.

>>383250312
It's fine, the government would pay for it anyway!

>>383250312
brushing your teeth doesn't prevent cavities
I've never had a tooth problem, I'm 30 and brush about twice a year

>>383250398
Good natured/god fearing people believe there is hope right until the bitter end or you fuck them over.

I used to believe one neet I'm friends with had potential until I payed for their pet's cremation and realized after 5 years they could never financially support themselves

>>383250480
how old are you? t-that's heartbreaking anon

>>383250229
Because your tap water contains fluoride in it.

>>383250651
Turning 22 in a week

>>383250480
For all our issues with each other my mother's always been fine with my weird animu shit, even my dakis.

>>383244312
Didn't you just prove yourself wrong?

>>383250696
Oh, fuck off, you have plenty of time to fix yourself