SGDQ

1st for niggers

Is the announcer dyslexic, can't read a sentence without messing up at least once

>eight hour speedrun

In what sense is this speed.

Femanons report in, trigger the neckbeards

>>383231856
2nd for nu males

nth for fat lizard ass

curly hair dude is 2cute

Thread question

do you think that if you'd never cummed ever that you'd feel you're missing something in life?

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>>383231019
>>383231159
>Only one motorbike
That's cute anon

Can we cool it with the foot posting?

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>Hey guys, this donation is a gift to my friend for their birthday

I would tell that person to shove his gift up his ass

VII
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

>>383231892
Normally a 30+ hour game. So yeah it's a speedrun of this particular game.

>23 and still speedrunning

Time to kys, yes?

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Still going strong.

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>>383231904

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>>383231892
In the relative sense of it being part of the jRPG speedrun community.

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>>383231825
Happy Birthday guy on couch

>>383231929
HE

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>>383231896

>>383231930
I'll call moot if they don't

what was the trivial that just blew the guys mind?

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>tfw I don't even like foot at all, but knowing many men really like her makes me want to fuck her

Just ntr life I guess

>>383231930
Kill youself

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>that one abridged series where Sephiroth went mad after discovering 4chan

Reminder that you should all listen to Vinyl Fantasy

>>383231902
sup

>>383231929
that's a cute carcycle

>>383231930
No.

>>383231892
>how is beating a 50 hour game in 8 hours a speed run?
I know its hard but i'm sure even someone as mentally challenged as yourself could figure it out if you are able to navigate to this website and successfully post on it.

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Keep the foot fetish, gay porn and hentai assholes out this time.

>tfw youre 23 and havent done anything as nearly as impressive as a ff7 speedrun to raise money for charity
I honestly wish I didn't wake up every morning

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>>383231987

>>383232002
>>383232002

Bookshelves in basement arranged as 'VII'

>>383231924
Yes, masturbation is very important to me

>>383231951
Nothing wrong with it. Speedrunning is a young man's game because it takes a severe amount of autism and free time to get good if you aren't actually good.

But if you're naturally good at games, it's the same investment as any other hobby.

>>383231929
how much did they cost, they look nice

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Sephiroth did nothing wrong.

>>383232047
Masturbate 50 times in a day

There, you've done something.

>>383232019
Miata a cute

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>>383231825
This is my wife

>>383232015
>Vinyl Fantasy
>not Black Materia

>strokebeardfags left cause they didn't want to wait 8 hours to feed off twitch chat

bless this ff7 run

>>383232006
Sauce on the artist or doujin?

>>383232086
>Tried to crash a meteor into the planet
>nothing

>>383232047
It isn't that fulfilling, seriously

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>>383232059
uh oh

>>383232040
Normally its annoying but what the fuck else are people gonna shitpost about the next seven hours?

I SAY AT LEAST keep it ff7 related but yeah

>>383232131
>crowd thinning out

Out here only the strong survive.

HOLD ON..

ARE THOSE FEMALES IN THE BACK?

>>383231924
i haven't masturbated in 2 weeks now i think. i don't miss it.

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>>383232086

>man-face Frieza

Gross.

>>383232047
I touched a girl once

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What game should I play instead of watching this run?

>>383232031
>OoT can be beaten under 20 minutes

They can get FF7 under 2 hours at least.

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I am plying KH3 right now, ask me anything.

reminder this long ass flashback isn't what really happened

these memories are zack

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>>383232059
Go and stay gone.

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might be a long run but at least the commentary doesn't make me want to kill myself

>>383232218
>Tifa fucked Zack
Hmmmm

I know these threads are about shitposting, but is it ever referenced ever again how Tifa got slashed on the tits by Sephiroth? She has no scars or anything.

>>383232064
coolio. never noticed that

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>>383232213
pls

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EBEBR:L: NB:BKLVN "ASJHD :aslkhdASKOLY DHPUOWHENJ:KSBHd:KLAWSBNDL.hb;[wuke[

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>>383232151
nothing

>>383232194
kys normalfag

>>383232276
>Tifa
>Aerith
>Cloud

Sephiroth never kills anyone.

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>speedrun literally kills you

>>383232213
post more goofy

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asffffffffdw

If you are epileptic or get motion sickness you can't even be considered human.

>>383232209
You don't understand anything, do you?

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>>383232276
No. They never really talk much about Tifa's wounds.

>>383232241
Imagine if that was your daughter, you sick fuck

>>383232193
I unironically thought freeza was a girl when I first watched DBZ

>>383232272

Cloud gets in there at the end at least

>>383232089
someone already outdid that by masturbating for a day or so straight and then dying of a heart attack.

>>383232241
>that protruding clit that even the panties have to form-fit around the hood

>>383232164
if there's nothing to talk about then posting slows down, no need to let porn posters hijack the thread

>8 hours of final faggot

>trigger warnings
well I thought this run was going to be based, oh well.

>>383232272
not literally every scene, you know what I mean, at least i'd hope you do...

that last bit is all zack for example, then some more shit happens, explained on disc 2.

>seizure warning
seizure warning
>seizure warning
seizure warning

>>383232342
Yeah, so did everyone, and--

Oh my god. That's where it all started! FRIEZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>383232218
>>383232272
wait DID tifa actually fuck zack?

>>383232336
She's got a pair of swollen wounds right there.

>>383232338
Imagine if she was yours you mouthbreathing faggot

>have to pee really really bad
>don't want to miss anything cool
AM I GOOD TO PEE HELP ME

>>383232358
That's the clitoral hood, you virgin

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>>383232221

>>383232325
i want to bum that fox

>>383232335
I understand that it's supposed to be a speedRUN. This game is just a fast walk. It's literally Brothers but with the Final Fantasy name.

WORLD RECORD PACE BOIS, WORLD RECORD PACE

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Someone help me out

I remember watching my brother play a game years ago where there was an area that was like a great big white colosseum in like heaven or some shit

Pretty sure it was a late game area in a Final Fantasy game? Anyone know?

>>383232369
Imagine if it was a Final Fantasy VIII run

>ironic trigger warning joke in every bossfight

HUH
WHAT
DID
SOMETHING HAPPEN

>>383232394
No. Zack is pure.

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>>383232395
Those are bumps anon.

>>383232394
zack also fucked cloud

>that was fucking rad
WHOA

>>383232357
>masturbating for a day or so straight
How, my balls start to uncontrollably ache after like 5 hours.

>>383232458
HE DID IT

HE DON DID IT HE DID

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>>383232213
>sora and pals are just 2d portraits and not 3d models walking towards the camera
Yeah, okay pal.

>>383232447
It was probably Final Fantasy IX, that's the final boss arena.

>>383232402

Pee in a bottle.

First pee-break was the exit from Midgar to the first town. Second one is at the end of first disc. You fucked up.

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ELENA IS CUTE!

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guys 6 more hours how is yout stamina?

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>>383232458

He got lucky on an RNG and skillfully pressed pause to skip a cutscene to save MAXIMUM minutes

>>383232394
Both Aerith and Tifa fucked Zack

>>383232453

It would be a pretty tough run for these guys since they have such low GF compatibility.

>double chocoboless zolom skip
called it, nicely done

anon that needed to pee btfo

Elena incoming!!!

>>383232525
I love Elena!

Is this guy on the couch also supposed to be a tranny or is he just a feminine guy?

quickly, post cutes in suits in tribute for elena. or just post some elena

>>383232309
>>383232332
I just got it, breddy good anon I laughed IRL

>>383232394
No, zack only smashed aeris

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>>383232525

>be hero loved by all
>most heralded warrior on the planet, everyone's favorite guy
>live a good life with friends and success
>find out you were born from some alien demon, but nobody else would know or probably care if they did
>suddenly none of that stuff counts, you must be a monster
>decide to destroy the planet and hate everyone on it
What the fucking flying shitting fuck?

>>383232560
C U T E!

>>383232524
Aside from being disgusting, I'm not even sure how to piss in a bottle. I'm just going to make a run.

>>383232549
just a feminine guy

reminds of jack sparrow

>>383232528

I'm having a lot more fun than I thought I would. He's a really good runner and he's gotten really lucky with the RNG.

>>383232558
Hello.

>>383232420
don't sexualize my wife

>>383232402
It's FFVII, of course you won't miss anything interesting because it's a shit game.

>>383232558
Post more like this, tiny censors on massive tits is my fetish

>>383232558
Disgusting
Are you a virgin or something

whats this step thing they keep talking about?

>>383232209

I can't even begin to wrap my head around how little sense that makes

>>383232608
disagree

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>>383232605
You're wife is a whore

>>383232218

There are a lot of neat things in the flashback you notice with the Zack twist in mind.

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>>383232580

>>383232558
Damn Mike Uyama looks like THAT?!?

>>383232579
>not even sure how

Point your dick into a bottle and piss, thus not have to move.

>>383232608
I played FFVII 8 years ago and loved it, you're a fucking pleb.

>>383232605
i want to bum ur wife but not really coz she is ur wife okay

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>>383232558
Fuck off

>>383232431
Again, completely missing the point. What's impressive about RPG runs is the routing, not the execution (unless it's, like, SMRPG or something). The amount of WORK that goes into these runs is ridiculous.

It's just a different kind of thing. Some people enjoy that. Some people get upset for whatever reason.

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>Turks
>Mysterious organization that wears black, and has one female member that's blond, and the most famous member is red head man.

>Organization XIII
>Mysterious organization that wears black, and has one female member that's blond, and the most famous member is a red head man.

>>383232402
diapers anon, they are the best for extended viewing/gaming sessions.

>>383232336
It's briefly mentioned at Costa Del Sol that he slashed her tits off and they had to replace them with these giant fake ones.

>>383232558
>black std on nipple

no thank you anon

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>priscilla

>>383232650
girls don't have dicks, anon. Its hard as fuck to pee standing up, I've tried.

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>FF threads for the next 4 hours

Just got home. Is this shit comfy like last year's FF speedrun that was 4+ hours long but the runner never stopped fucking talking or is it shit and not worth cracking open a bear for?

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>>383232681
Ah. But that was cut dialog anon.

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>>383232715
I just woke up

>>383232672
Who would have thought that squaresoft games would reference each other

>>383232719

You're not a girl Anon. Quit lying to yourself.

>>383232581
He reminds me of Russell Brand

>>383232641
yes, for those that are still confused cloud was actually a soldier, not the first class like he thinks. many many twists.

>first real boss
thats not jenova on the boat. if you have yuffie here its easy as hell.

Have mods just given up on these threads?
People aren't even trying to at least act like they're talking about the run.

>>383232580
Guys I'm literally autistic, but I want to learn to understand normal human behaviour

Can someone explain to me what this body position and facial expression is meant to convey in a casual situation?

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>>383232721
I know

>SGDQ almost over
>didn't meet a cute guy to give a practice blowjob too
Goddamnit

>>383232759
well can you post more stockings so i wake up too

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>not going in the house and stealing the kid's pocket change from his drawer

>>383232715
Mika is bae.

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>>383232721
8 FULL HOURS OF PURE UNINTERRUPTED SHITPOSTING

>>383232792
cum

>>383232723
lots of talking but pretty comfy in my opinion

>>383232808
OH HE DON DID IT

>>383232549
he's just skinny, not even feminine...

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>>383232558
>Any form of pornographic content
>trying to make moral high-ground

>>383232627
>12 hour game dropped to 20 minutes
>80 hour game dropped to two hours

What about that is so hard to grasp?

>>383232661
They could at least try to make it interesting. Eartbound is a really long run but it at least has a couple exciting stretches. Though I have never been able to watch a full run of it, and I'm not interested in doing so.

>>383232721
>4
I've got bad news for you anon

>>383232813

This. Every run.

>>383232770
Oh yeah I forgot you can't post on 4chan unless you pass the penis captcha.

Serious question are there actually people on /v/ triggered by women or are you all just memers? I figure its the later.

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>>383232639
just kidding delphox is my wife and she is a pure maiden unlike that slut braixen

>>383232672
>Turks
>only two legs
???

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>>383232770
>A girl?
>on /v/?
>NOT ON MY WATCH

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>Remember the day FF7 came out 20 years ago

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>>383232558
You can't even see her face. That could be literally anyone's tits, literally anyone's belly. What's the point?

>>383232558
kys insecure virgin

>>383232796
thats what craigslist is for you autist. why would you go to a charity event thinking anything close like that would happen to your fucking beta self?

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>>383232813
>purposely missing a turbo ether later on for 10 gil

>>383232861

It's just memes, and that your kind tend to ruin hobbies and have essentially ruined video games.

>>383232845
okay i get it this is just bait

>>383232838
He's pretty feminine, mate. Probably gay.

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I love my wife! She's helping me train to be the champion!

There's girls on /v/ they're just very rare and very fat and ugly.

>>383232861
Does anyone have that pasta about "tits or GTFO" that says outing yourself as a girl is just a cry for attention?

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>>383232863
Thanks for clarifying, anon. The Phox is definitely not a whore.

>>383232861
The more women i know the more i realize that the opposite gender was gods mistake

>>383232793
She is asking you for your name, but wants to guess by having you spell it with your dick on her butt.

tfw this website makes adult diapers something akin to Abercrombie and American Eagle

Abercrombie Adult Diapers

What line do you wear?

>>383232672

Reno and Axel even have the same English VA.

Bravo Nomura.

>>383232861
Are you one of those rare XY females?

>>383232861
fuck off to reddit

couch pirate a cute

A CUTE

>>383232793
her face shows she's in discomfort because her butt itches but her hands are too short to sufficiently scratch it.

BOTW SPIDRAN WHEN?

>>383232909
no they haven't

>>383232938
There's girls on /v/ they're just very rare
Not really

Very fat
Nope

Very ugly
DINGDINGDING

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post favourite fapfics

>>383232930
>no feminine penis bulge
Why even bother

>>383232829
I'll take your word for it, Amigo

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>>383232558

>>383232808
>>383232996
MODS
MODS
MODS
MODS
MODS
MODS

>>383233032
?

>>383232995
You honestly think EVEN 1/100 of /v/ is female?

And I mean biological females so trannies don't even comment.

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>PRAISE THE SUN

>>383232994

Objectively they have though. Women are physically incapable of enriching activities.

>>383232920
you say that because he crosses his legs? didn't pay too much attention to him.

>>383232974
I've never been there, anon.

>>383232861
You seem triggered by the fact that real women aren't worth the time or effort.

>>383233068
I enjoyed playing videogames today. Your argument is invalid.

>>383232845

Did you miss the part where OoT is so short because of the glitch that skips 90% of the game?

>>383232623
It's his step count. He has a number of steps that he needs to hit at the end of the run to ensure maximum efficiency. It's a way of manipulating RNG. And he's memorized every single movement action he needs to take over the course of these 8 hours.

So what category is the BotW run, any%? I guess that's okay for its first showing, but it's definitely the worst category.

>>383232993
At the earliest, AGDQ. Realistically, not until 2018, when literally nobody will give a shit about the game any more.

why didn't they fucking just have one at this event. it was a guaranteed money maker, and only moderate risk if they had an established runner who has experience with previous zelda games do it.

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Nobody go to sleep! My run is up next!

>>383232861
considering the GG fiasco and the current state of /pol/ infecting every board on this site, most guys posting are probably MRA's INCELS and MGTOW's

>>383233104
more paws they're superior

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>>383232546
>>383232560
>>383232576
You guys are swell

>>383233106
Even MST is only like 2 hours

>>383233092
Anon, I'm having way too much fun to be triggered. I'm having a great time watching one of my favorite games, I've got a nice mix of Malibu going, things are going swell.

>MR.DOLPHIN
I'm getting guilty gear flashbacks

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Shinra Theme made me a fascist.

stop using spoilers you retards

>>383233068
Women aren't the problem, the fact that vidya is a neckbeard hobby is.

If a woman is involved with anything they transform into insufferable beta orbiters.

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>>383232996
Luka is best loid.

>>383233103
Enriching, not enjoying

>>383231946
>>383231972
>>383232031
"speedrun" begins to lose meaning when the run takes a literal third of an entire day

honestly if a speedrun is longer than two hours long it's already entering timed let's play territory, and is without a question at 4 hours and beyond

>>383233136
Imagine enjoying something and being called a disgusting lonely virgin every few hours every day for 10 years.
Then girls come along and say "hey guys we play videogames too!"

>>383233159
Not as swell as Elena!

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>>383233170
>fun
What are you, a fag?

>>383232861
50/50

>>383232945
Something something something tits or gtfo. It's a pretty decent explanation of tits or gtfo though

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>>383233201
Yes.

>>383233106
OoT has the same location break thing as the yuffie glitch but doesn't take 2 hours to get to.

its boring to watch more than once. if you can rec with it fine.

Reminder that Divine, which normally takes 50 hours to finish, was done in 25 minutes by simply glitching an item through a door.

>>383233026
At least they exist

>>383232558
faggot

>>383233224
>non-shiny Sylveon
Grooooooooooooss

I fucking love this song.

>turning a girl down for a speedrun
This game is realistic as fuck.

>>383232926
your wife is unstoppable in pve treat her nicely
>>383233104
um don't post kemoshota in my gdq thread ok

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>>383233140
toe beans

>>383233130

You realise there's a BotW run in like 18 hours if they meet the incentive right?

>>383233207
>"speedrun" begins to lose meaning when the run takes a literal third of an entire day

No it doesn't. It means completing the game as fast as humanly possible, regardless of how long that actually takes. Pretty simple concept.

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>>383232342

>I unironically thought freeza was a girl when I first watched DBZ

Same. However gender definitions and biological sexes of alien species in fiction is always ambiguous, since logically they don't reflect a human basis/standard on the subject. So even though Frieza is referred to as a 'Lord' (a male title), it could be speculated that Frieza is a "female" in the xenogenetic sense. Also, that lack of a dick is major indication.

>>383233136

How are you enjoying your first week here?

>>383233104
was for
>>383232721

>>383233069
>crosses his legs
Yes, feminine handwaving as well. Like >>383232581 said, a bit Jack Sparrow like in its femininity.

>>383233130
Good news anon, they've announced a 100k BOTW donation incentive.

I'm not even memeing you.

>>383233207
"Speed" is a relative term.

>>383233274
Reminder that they don't

>>383233297
so cute

>Wake up
>Get coffee
>Turn on stream
>8 hour "speed run"

>>383233302
why have it BE an incentive. shit should have had Twilight Bore's timeslot.

>>383233198
>>383233103
>Your argument is invalid.

I didn't say you couldn't enjoy the hobby. I said you can't enrich it. Women are biologically self-centered and don't have a culture-society-focused perspective, which means that you can't contribute to the hobby in any meaningful way because it all rooted in egotism.

>>383233159
:3

>>383233274
t. roastie

Is footshit finally being stomped out by the jani?

>>383233297

go to bed, ocelot

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>>383233207
>"speedrun" begins to lose meaning when the run takes a literal third of an entire day
What does that make Baten Kaitos 100%?

>>383233350
Go back to MGTOW, anon, unless you want to keep making me smile

top banter on the couch tonight

>>383233195
What does Shinra actually mean in Moon?

No man who crosses their legs is heterosexual

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Why are we even here? JUST TO SUFFER?

>>383233104
post more kemoshota

>>383233348
Where the shit do you live if you just woke up now

Anything good since KHII?

>>383233210
Imagine being one of the very few actual girl gamers and being called a fake and having people claim you're literally not even sentient

>>383233356
sleep t1ght pupper

these threads are way shittier and more degenerate than they've been in years past

fuck this

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>>383233347

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>>383233207
>"speedrun" begins to lose meaning when the run takes a literal third of an entire day

Well by my definition, speedrun only begins to lose meaning after 5 hours in the southern hemisphere, and 7 in the northern, because I said so.

Unless of course its October, you can't speedrun in October, because I said so.

>>383233210
Imagine being such a pathetic virgin that you blame your interest in videogames for alienating women instead of your shitty personality

>got the march right

Based

>>383233412
White People

>>383233408

You're really fucking insecure, man.

>>383233439
B-but anon, they're women! Don't you understand!?

>>383233439
Pretty easy since male gamers get the same shit.

do not beleive the roastie's lies
when she comes aroudn to proselytize;
she'll screech and protest all day long,
denying she's taken miles of schlong

"genetics!" she will cry in fear,
parying there is a white knight near;
but no hlep comes, there's no salvation
from the omega uprising sweeping the nation!

innies are alright with me,
with their virtue and their purity;
they know what womanhood's about,
and with one voice cry: "ROASTIES OUT!"

but beware the roastie's temping calls,
luring bbetas to her cavernous halls;
she'll suck you up, and you'll be
a slave to her vile cuckoldry

we see now, with our open eyes
the plainness of the roastie's lies;
we'll stick with innies, and nevermore
shall we lie with an arby's sandwich whore

>>383233396
>What does that make Baten Kaitos 100%?
A cry for help.

>>383233430
Norway, it's 9:30 in the morning.

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>>383233380
Source, please?

>>383233453
They're really not, they've always been this bad.

how the fuck do you practice shit like this

how many times do you run an 8 hour speedrun game

>>383233356
sleep t!ght pupper

>>383233426
Lopunny are pretty grand I'll give you that

>>383233453

Maybe that's because nobody wants them here. Take your neo-speedrunning shit back to Neogaf.

>>383233503
learn to reverse image search or lurk moar, newfag

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>>383233207
>honestly if a speedrun is longer than two hours long it's already entering timed let's play territory, and is without a question at 4 hours and beyond

OoT 100% is 1 of the most popular speedruns there is and it's over 4 hours

>>383233396
Not an actual run and a joke

>>383233408
Can I make you?

>>383233426
UNF

you are a VERY lucky man, anon

>>383233210
Bitch I've been playing video games since my dad got me a NES, you're the fake.

>>383233517
>how the fuck do you practice shit like this
Save states in emulators.

>>383233510
>bad
good

>>383233431
mario races were decent, sm race bombed but zoast did a good run either way

>>383233517

The runner has been running for 5 years. He's probably done it a few thousand times.

He can do up to 2 a day.

>>383233439
i can't imagine how easy your life must be for this to actually be an issue
>I'M NOT GETTING THE RIGHT KIND OF ATTENTION IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!

>>383232197
Faster

Somebody once told me
This board was full of roasties
I ain't the biggest flap on this page
She was looking kinda bad
With her pussy torn by Chad
to look like an Arby's sandwich

Well the flaps start flappin
and they don't stop floppin
Show them your beef
and the boners stop poppin
Didn't make sense to fuck roast beef
Makes duck calls when you hear them queef
What's it to you, don't be ass sore
Nothing's wrong with ditching a flap whore
The Arby's scares of all the guys
The wind makes their vagoos fly

Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board

It's a sick place, and they blame genetics
But Jamal really ruined your pussy aesthetics
But the white knights beg to differ
Looking at your hole that looks like roast beef dinner
The cucks we bait, aren't getting it in
The innie virgins are free from sin
Their rage is on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it, FUCK ALL ROASTIE WHORES

Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board

Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet

All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board

>>383233465
kek, I've had this shit for 10 years.

>>383233430
>ameritard realizes there are other countries in the world besides the US

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A speedrun is a speedrun, you can't call it a letsplay just because it takes half a day!

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>>383233465

The women deserve it because they're fake. Fake as fucking hell. You don't like video games, bitch. You like the ATTENTION.

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>>383233426

>>383233614
>kek
Oh jeez

>>383233408

Sure proved him wrong.

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>>383233597
WhatgameshouldIplayinsteadofwatchingthisrun!

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Oh god, I just realized that Yngwie Malmsteve's voice sounds just like ProtoMagicalCloud's. That has disturbing implications.

>>383233556
There's a leaderboard for it with multiple entries, I think that's enough to consider it an actual run. Even if I only one guy has ever actually attempted it

are they going to get rune edge here?

will they get yuffie near rocket town with high rate of appearence?

does anyone know what the hell the model soldier key item does?

>>383233554
and you'd never watch it more than once

>>383233431
Not really. Mario race wasn't very dynamic, Fusion had a good runner but commentators were bad, Super Metroid race had 2/3 runners die 12 minutes in and the one survivor runs the rest.

Check the rules of the sweepstakes. The winner of the PC is responsible for all taxes, retail is probably 5 to 10K on the PC so who ever wins owes the IRS 2 to 4 thousand USD; lmao.

This is why the current Mtn Dew rig giveaway includes 35,000 USD cash in addition to the PC to offset tax costs, take notes GDQ

>>383233568
And you've gotten shit for however many years.
I've gotten shit for however many years for different reasons.
The secret is that it isn't gender that's important, but normalshitters. Normalshitters ruin everything.

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>tfw you will never get to play FF7 for the first time ever again

Feels sad man.

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Christ this announcer guy keeps fucking up every sentence he reads, wtf is wrong with him.

>>383233596
>I'M NOT GETTING THE RIGHT KIND OF ATTENTION IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!

What are you talking about anon, I'm not an incel :^)

do enough people speedrun this 8 hour speedrun that there is literally this much information about it

i mean how the fuck is there this much culture around an 8 hour speedrun. you'd think that would be fairly rare as its really fucking long

>>383233350
I'm not even a woman faglord. I'm just some guy who thinks /v/ is retarded for antagonizing any girl that shows up here.

>>383233663
He did a fine job of proving himself wrong, and I can't be upset when incels are getting triggered and the Shinra theme is playing

>>383233210
I'm sorry you are either so pathetic your only sense of identity comes from being a "gamer" you cant proper socialize with people, or giving you the benefit of the doubt you ran into some pretty shitty people in your life. But the problem isn't the entire half of the human race that have a uterus.

>>383233207
>"speedrun" begins to lose meaning when the run takes a literal third of an entire day
no it doesn't

>honestly if a speedrun is longer than two hours long it's already entering timed let's play territory, and is without a question at 4 hours and beyond
no it doesn't.

>>383233568
Faker? I think you're the fake gamer around here. You're comparing yourself to me... ha! You're not even good en

>>383233727
>"I was just trolling!"

>>383233701
The lowest common denominator will always be responsible for the fall of society if the rest of us let them.

>>383233727

Fuck off back to plebbit cuck

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>>383233669
What madman would even try doing that? It's like trying to platinum SO4.

>>383233601
>someone took the time to write this

>>383233668
FASTER

>>383233761
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

>>383233657
You're the one putting on a histrionic display here instead of playing videogames.

hey guys i'm a girl posting on 4chan. can i get some (you)s?

>>383233727
>BTFO
>starts paddling

Time to stop Anon.

@383233804
(you]

reminder that jenova is a mistranslation
remidner her name is jennifer

WAKE
ME
UP

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im a girl that enjoys playing video games. what you guys gonna do about it?

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>>383233804

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>>383233792
I wanna hug that nep

>>383233869
Hit on you, silly girl.

>>383233803
>instead of playing video games
>in a thread devoted to watching other people playing video games
fuck, really?

@383233804
no

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If we keep up with this pace, how long until we get the cross dressing cutscene?
Can't wait for twitch chat to explode.

>>383233869
Not enjoy games anymore.
I'll switch to anime.

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>>383233783
WHAGASHOULDAPLAYINSTEADAWATCHITHISRUN!!!!