MGS3
>>383231791
>kojima is retarded enough to think this exists
>>383231791
I wonder how the inside of its mouth feels haha
>>383231791
Never played MGS3, but isn't it just that fat short sneck from Japanese mythology or something?
>>383231962
it would be extremely funny
>>383233808
Yeah, it's a Tsuchinoko. It's very hidden in the game and everyone congratulates you when you catch one.
>>383231791
How could anyone think this is a kryptid or whatever? Someone probably saw a snake that had a fat meal.
>>383231864
>he doesn't believe in snakes
>>383231791
Tsuchinoko is cute.
>>383231791
thicc
>>383231791
It's literally just a snake that's eaten a dildo
>>383231791
Animal thread?
>>383235461
That's right!
>>383236118
I love dunsparce
>>383236253
[angry snek noises]
>>383231864
Then how do you explain this?
>>383236253
That series has forever ruined the phrase:
>"I hope we can all be friends someday"
>>383234082
For you
>>383231791
that's a thicc snek
Birds > Spiders > Snakes
>>383231791
THICC SNAKK
>>383242081
t h i c c s n e k ?
>>383237012
cute yokai
What the fuck happened here?
Inv/a/sion?
Snek (human)
>>383231791
>>383231864
>>383233808
>>383234119
Why is this a cryptid? It's literally a snake that swallowed something too big
>>383244449
Some drunk jap few hundred years ago got scared after finding a thicc snake.
Told tales about it. Meme caught up and is now part of the folk lore.
>>383236253
>>383236835
>Draw a girl
>Put on snake themed clothes
>It's a snake!
>>383244179
I was hoping for other people to post other animals in other games
octopus
>>383231791
look at this fat idiot
>>383244667
A thicc snake, you said?
>>383244179
more like 90% of /v/ has a porn addiction. most threads I lurk end up in lewdposting
>>383249878
Is it stuck?
Iirc fat snakes have lumps of fat all over their bodies. So what /v/ calls THICC snek are snakes that just ate or are pregnant.
>>383250141
>pregnant
p-post pics
>>383250319
>>383249076
sauce please
>>383231791
>Zero immediately demands you don't eat it if you manage to find it
Best easter egg.
>>383251034
what's wrong with him
>>383231791
Meanwhile in MGSV
>>383251690
Probably just orgasming from how comfy the warm asphalt is
>>383251690
FOXDIE
>>383252782
Shit i'm retarded thats not asphalt, either way thats what its pobably doing
>>383231791
I learnt from it that every snake tastes differently.
Why aren't there more games set in the Inca period? Pachacuti was a pretty badass dude.
>>383231864
>A Japanese man knows about Japanese fork lore
Wow, surprising. Not like a Russian with fucking lightning powers repeating an obscure to western audiences' Japanese mythos reference to ward off being hit by lightning is something. either.
>>383253023
Because games need to make profits.