wat did he mean by this

it's polite to pay attention to autistics

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Fucking christ I hope the sequels come out after a hardware revision. The Switch is a piece of shit no matter how good the library gets. Just like the OG 3DS is a piece of shit. The hardware is just too poorly made.

>>383230000
>tfw he blocked me
:(

Ask your mom

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>>383230000
he usually just blocks comments like that

>>383229914
Next week.....in game magazines

>>383230028
>implying
The most the revision will get is a more power efficient chip

How is the hardware poorly made? Besides the plastic screen I can't think of any

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>>383230028
bayo 2 looks pretty good though and the switch is more powerful than that.

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>>383230000
Witnessed

>>383229914
too bad

>>383230196
>>383230259
I'm not talking in power. I'm just talking in like design quality and downsteps from the WiiU 3DS era like how theres not a fucking stylus and there's only one screen

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>>383230000
Quids says the truth.

>>383230431
So you think a hardware revision will remove the capacitive screen and add another screen out of nowhere? Lmao

>>383232245
Ok well then it's shit permanently.

Lmao.

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>>383230028
>Smaller more pocketable handheld version
>permanently attach joycons
>dpad
>nicer screen

one can hope

>>383232321
So's your face lmao

>>383232441
Basically this. I think the Switch fails as a handhelds and manages to be a piece of shit handheld and console.

>>383232441
>removing the god tier tabletop mode
Hell no.

>>383232567
it's a revision you idiot. get the old one if you want that tablet gimmick

>>383230431
>wanting dual screens back
>not just using another stylus lying around
Are u retarded

>>383232519
>shit handheld
Compared to what? It's the only handheld with a large enough screen to not cause eye strain, that's the best handheld in the market right now

>>383232441
>nicer screen
1080p? Why? If the screen is any smaller you literally can't tell the difference between 1080p and 720p

>>383232635
>hardware revision that makes some games unplayable
Spotted the dumdum

>>383232742
no you don't get it my phone can totally take advantage of 4K I have no buyer's remorse at all haha

Much rather see what kamiya could do with the kid icarus ip.

>>383232831
>4k movie on 5 inch screen
What a scam!

>>383232742
no i meant not plastic

>>383233131
>drops switch
>screen breaks into a gorrilion pieces
I wish my phone has a plastic screen at times

>>383229914
Kamiya is probably working on Bayonetta 3 (with Bayo1+2 4K remakes) for PS4, which explains the mischievous grin.

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>>383233239
that's because you're a manbaby who can't handle his phone

>>383233301
xd

>>383233435
>he never dropped his phone once
I don't believe you

>>383229914
>w102
>implying it will be called that and not w201 or more

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>>383233606
it's called being an adult and handling your items with care. Especially if that item costs hundreds of dollars.

>>383233301
>Kamiya
>Directing more than one game in a series.

>>383233301
Bayonetta 2 will never be released on anything that's not a Nintendo Platform, get over it.

>>383233301
2 is literally never coming out on another platform other than a Nintendo one until Nintendo says "yeah you can port this game we spent money developing onto our competitors system!"

I will literally eat my hat if that happens

>>383233301
why would a well known Nintendo series go on PS4? Anon, are you okay?

>>383234494
post hat

Does anyone else hate the "4K" overuse nowadays. I hate it when meaningless marketing terms become part of everyday speech.

It's not like the consoles push it without extreme embarrassing effort

>>383234393
>>383234494
Prove it.

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>>383233301
>working on Bayonetta 3 (with Bayo1+2 4K remakes) for PS4
I'll drink what he's drinking.

>japanese Phil Fish

>>383235027
You must be new to life. This happens every five years. "The Cloud", "e-", "HD", etc. Happens with every new tech.

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>>383229914

>>383233019
Shit, i kinda want to do that.

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>>383232441
>>383230028
my niggers

this is what I want

>>383237007
The Joycons are good, I just hope they remove the stupid IR sensor. No game is going to use that. Even 1-2-Switch uses it for what 1, maybe 2 minigames?

>>383237309
there's an IR sensor? I never noticed

>>383235028
"nintendo funded bayonetta 2" on Google, first result.
https://www.destructoid.com/platinum-s-inaba-bayonetta-2-wouldn-t-exist-w-o-nintendo-235541.phtml

>>383236561
kek

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>>383237395
Look at the bottom of the right Joycon. That thing alone costs a lot.

>>383237426
>nintendo stole bayonetta 2 from us

I'll never not be mad about this. Hopefully the contract ends soon. Bayonetta 1 came out on steam recently too.

Speaking of hardware issues, my L button sticks for some reason and I have no idea why.
Maybe some glue melted or something?
On one hand it's nice that I can just replace the left joycon and not the whole console, but on the other hand it shouldn't be having issues a month out of the gate.

Also my friend who plays his switch a fuckton has joycons that feel super loosely attached to the switch and wiggle like crazy.
It's the N64 joystick all over again.

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>>383237872
>my L button sticks for some reason and I have no idea why.
>Maybe some glue melted or something?

>>383237426
doesn't mean anything

nintendo funded vj and re4

>>383236561
I don't get the point of this image, it's literally proving his point.

>>383237426
RE4 was the same and look how that turned out

>>383238085
He said 60fps is important for him but the games frequently drop to 30

>>383238103
No it wasn't
Nintendo didn't fund RE4

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>>383237798
>contract
My friend, there is no contract. Nintendo owns all assets relating to Bayonetta 2.
Look at the Bayo 1 & 2 image Platinum posted on Twitter that everyone is in a fuss about. In the corner, there's two seperate copyrights. Because the picture includes Bayonetta's design from 2, there's a seperate copyright with Nintendo.

>>383238204
..and they'd drop to lower if they were 1080p

which was his point, he cares more about fps and he knows the wiiu can't handle it.

I bought bayonetta on steam
I bought vanquish on steam
I bought the godawful broken nier automata version on steam for $60 and didn't refund it

if bayonetta 3 is exclusive to the switch I am never buying a platinum game again

>>383238284
When people tweeted to him about the Wii U being underpowered he tweeted "Look at how many heroes are on screen" which is even more fucking hilarious

>>383238281
>Nintendo owns all assets relating to Bayonetta 2.

platinum created those assets
they also own them

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>>383238532
True, but they cannot use them for a project that isn't Bayonetta 2 on the Wii U without permission from Nintendo.

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>>383237007
>D-pad
This is the only thing that bothers me about the Switch. D-pad is 100% necessary in a lot of games so it limits what games I can play perfectly in handheld mode. It's so strange because Nintendo invented that shit and then they don't include it? Makes no sense

>>383230028
This, I'm waiting on the revision before buying a switch because it's fucking nintendo, of course they're going to release a new nintendo switch XL Lite

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>>383237798
>Nintendo stole bayonetta
Incredible how the butthurt is still strong.

>>383238367
Good, you don't deserve them.

>>383238367
>platinum
>platform loyal
Hahahaha grow up dork

>>383233239
Did phones get shittier or something over time? I see broken screens everywhere, on the bus, tube etc., meanwhile I've had my Xperia Ray for like 6 years, dropped it too many times to count and nothing ever happens apart from the back cover and battery popping out.

DISAPPEAH

>>383238367
kill yourself

>>383238907
Because it's fucked up
Platinum betrayed us and Nintendo stole bayonetta from us

>locking a sequel behind a console

Horrible horrible way to treat your fans

>>383239030
I think it's mostly Apple's shoddy build quality that they don't have to improve because faggots will buy it anyway.
90% of iPhones that I see have cracked screens. Meanwhile other manufacturers actually have to try to get people to buy theor phones, so they attempt to make good ones.

>>383239149
epic post /b/ro haha false flagging is so funny

>>383239149
It's not fucked up when they were the only ones willing to fund the game, blame anyone but Nintendo or Platinum. It was Bayo 2 for Wii U or nothing.

>>383238907
We took Monster Hunter, so now you guys are hurt in the posterior. No one cares about Bayonetta anymore

>>383238913
>>383239095
too bad you can't block me on 4chan you bald manlet

>>383238808
>why didn't they include it?
so they can sell you a left joycon with a real dpad on it later

>>383232441
Never going to happen. Now fuck off.

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>>383239370
>We took Monster Hunter
I mean Double Cross is technically on the Switch so your point is kinda moot. At the end of the day every console got a MH game while Bayo2 is still exclusively in Nintendo's hands. You're welcome to B-BUT IT'S JUST A PORT but don't expect a (You) from me after that because that goes beyond the point.

>>383239370
>we took Monstee Hunter
Lmao, I can't imagine me being so poor that I have to be brand loyalist and have only one console, feels good being able to choose to play MH on ps4 or pc, and enjoy at the same time bayo 2.

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>>383239337
>It was Bayo 2 for Wii U or nothing.

I would rather have nothing than have it be locked down to nintendo forever.

I mean it.
Nintendo should not have funded that series knowing full well that it had lots of fans on other consoles that weren't interested in nintendo consoles at all.

>>383239251
You might not understand this but when you get a game you really love have a sequel as an exclusive forever on another console and the only way to play it was to pay up $350 you'd be pissed too.

>>383229914
After spending 4 years of his life on a project that went nowhere, putting his energy into less stressful ports could help him chill out so he can move into a full game again

>>383237309
I just played 1-2 Switch, almost every game uses the IR sensor in some form.

>>383239760
no, you wouldn't be pissed. you'd be happy and buy the console like I and thousands others did. too bad you're a gigantic pathetic faggot.

>>383230000
it’s hip to be square

>>383229914
When are we getting 4chan for switch?

>>383239760
>I would rather have nothing than have it be locked down to nintendo forever.
Guess what, retard. You're not the one making the decisions nor want the money to actually make a sequel to your game a reality.
>Nintendo shouldn't have funded a series while Sony and Microsoft who are sitting on some serious bank didn't jump ahead of them
I hope you can hear my laughter. You would literally be a drooling retard screaming praise if you lived on the timeline where Sony funded it exclusively for PS3.

>I would rather have nothing than have it be locked down to nintendo forever.

Sonyfags in a nutshell, if they can't get the nice thing, no one deserves it.

>>383239760
>series exclusive to another system all of a sudden

Bought a 360 just for Vesperia so fuck yourself.

>>383239760
Anon, you sound like you should grow up, its bad to be so brand loyalist. Besides you can get a wii u cheaper or even emulate the game, unless you have shitty pc too.

>>383239370
>We took Monster Hunter

What did he mean by this ?

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>>383239370
>We took Monster Hunter
Its not really taking if it isn't exclusive.

>>383240042
It means Sony is going to ruin monster hunter after Nintendo saved it from them in the past, to which it will return to Nintendo to be saved again after the franchise's reputation is destroyed.

This is called the Resident Evil Cycle.

>>383239838
>you'd be happy and buy the console like I and thousands others did

90% of bayonetta fans are smart enough to not waste money on a console for 1 game.

>>383239838
>you wouldn't be pissed. you'd be happy
I'm not happy and never was happy about this.
There's nothing to be joyous over a sequel becoming exclusive and being held hostage

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>>383240202
>just wanted an HD MH4U/Tri with more monsters
>instead got western casualized trash on one end and another piece of shit X with more anime moves on the other
What the fuck is Capcom doing?

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>>383239370
>We took Monster Hunter
these kinds of people aren't real are they?

>>383240249
But there's something joyous about no sequel at all? Yeah, some fan you are.

>>383240193
It is on everything but Nintendo.

>>383240328
People wanted HD of FU. Instead they got Tri whih dumped all the bloat and got back to basics to create the best game in the franchise.

Capcom is banking on this move to appease Westerners to have the similar effect that Tri did.

>>383240445
see >>383239704

>>383240445
so who's "we"?

>>383239030
>>383239208
For the last few years Apple and Samsung have used glass for the backs of their phones. Aside from just flat reducing durability across the board, having a flat slippery surface as your back leads to more frequent drops. Even if you are careful, shit will just glide right out of pockets. I can't think of a worse design trend that somehow took off.

>>383229914

>W102

>Not W201 given what the final level has you do

>>383232441
>>383232519

You fucks are aware your supposed detach the joy cons when traveling to save space right?

>>383237309
The IR sensor is so the joycons can function perfectly as Wii Remote/Nunchuk replacements. I'm sure they are going to make Wii remasters at some point soon.

>>383240658
>has to detach the controller to save space

Woah...

I came here to laugh at all of you nintendobabies.

if you want to play WiiU games why didn't you buy a WiiU instead of Switch?

>>383240809

Majority of Switch owners didn't own Wii U's

The system is built for people who skipped Nintendo's biggest failure since Virtual Boy

>>383230028
waiting for them to make a version that has the switch glued to the dock and packaged with a pro controller, I just want a home console.

>>383229914
>People still think PG staff tweets mean anything

Kamiya and co have always hyped rumours with no substance to them. If a publisher like Nintendo has contracted them to port any of their games or develop a sequel, they wouldn't say or hint at anything - it's completely in Nintendo's court. And they have respected that fact in the past.

The only time they've "hinted" at stuff by retweeting articles, rumours or Nintendo direct announcements is when there's nothing shown in them. Since they're an independent studio it's always in their interest to hype these rumours because it gauges public interest and gives them extra publicity. If Sega or Nintendo are watching maybe it'll get them that elusive Bayo 3 contract they want so bad.

The only time you should be paying attention to rumours is when Kamiya tells you to fuck off about them.

>>383240809
Because I sold my Wii U after the games stopped coming in 2015, and I would be fine rebuying some of the best games it had to offer.

>>383240808
Bad luck anon, we are laughing at the guy butthurt over Bayonetta 2

>>383240885
So now they want to port the failures over to their new failed console?

I hope W101 gets ported and they have to rework all the bottom screen shit that had you flailing around the gamepad.

>>383240936
>selling consoles

>>383240952
He has every right to be butthurt

It's exclusive forever

>>383241034
Used Wii Us went and still go for a ridiculously inflated price, the thing was just collecting dust so I decided to sell it and the games for a GPU upgrade.

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>>383241102
Good one anon.

>>383230259
Why did you post a 4K screenshot when neither the wiiu nor switch could ever handle it?

>>383241251
Nintendo paid for the development of Bayonetta 2, they have exclusivity for the game. It's not timed exclusive. Read the thread idiot

>>383241102
>It's exclusive forever

I'm already running it at 1080@60 with CEMU, it's perfectly playable

>>383241358
I mean I laughed at the"he has right to be butthurt". Should have been more specific.

>>383230000
Autistic people can't tell when you are ignoring them though.

>>383241351
because its close enough

why are you nitpicking? to be a wiseass?

>>383241708
>Close enough
>3840x2160
>Close enough to the 1280x720 screen the switch has
>Close enough

>>383241001
Why not? The games are actually good .t WiiU owner. There's no point in letting them waste away on a console that barely sold. I'm not gonna be some asshole who's gonna tell Switch owners haha should've brought a WiiU. Let em enjoy MK8, Bayo2, and heck maybe even Dong Tropical Freeze.

>>383238103
>>383238103
No it wasn't.
It WAS a Nintendo Exclusive at some point, but it wasn't a game funded by them.

>>383243067
Meant to quote (>>383238054) too.

Bipolar faggot was on a good day. Fuck this faggot.

>>383243260
mad 'cause you got blocked :)

I hope he stays away. I don't want the Switch tainted with Platshits.

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>>383230028
>caring about power

If it has a good library then it shouldn't fucking matter. If you care about that bullshit get a PC.