Grimoire

No. He's an incompetent liar and he's gonna keep trying to string people along for the rest of his life.

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Of course it isn't.

Report it as Fraud.

YOU WILL BELIEVE BABIES CAN FLY

A GOLDEN BABY

>let's make a bet
Nigger this is the internet. Pull up a strawpoll

Steam is not gonna keep the game as it is forever. They're gonna force him one way or another. Something's gotta give. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>383228267
Missing a release date isn't fraud. Never releasing an announced game also isn't fraud.

But false accusation is an actual crime.

I can't believe the motherfucker actually managed to fool me twice. He fooled me with the Indiegogo campaign (IT'S COMING OUT ON MARCH, REGARDLESS OF HOW WELL FUNDED IT IS, LOOK AT THIS SUPER-DEMO) and he fooled me now with this steam release shit. He had an official page and everything.

And this was after me knowing that he had been delaying his game over and over and over and over again for 20 fucking years. I'm a moron. Why the fuck did I believe him?

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Be honest with me /v/, how can you spend 200k dollars making a game like this?

>>383228185
Ginger beowulf vs Dinosaur beowulf. Who's in your party?

>>383228185
Looking at steamdb, there's no build uploaded yet. Valve needs at least 2 days to review a build, and they don't work during weekends. So no.

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>>383228185
>anime editor

What did Cleve mention by this?

>>383228441
>I'm a moron. Why the fuck did I believe him?
Answered your own question.

>>383228457
Well if you've already invested 100k...

>>383228457
You can't. He's full of shit.

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sapes, when will they learn?

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>>383228185
it's coming no way clive would drum up all this hype from announcing it on steam and then leave everybody high and dry

having said that though given his previous tangent's they have every right to be upset here have some stats & cute warrior pic

Some of you are very mistaken on how Steam works. They don't just let the dude have a store page if they never saw a product themselves.

The developer definitely, at some point, uploaded something a file to Steam and had them test it out (for viruses and shit like that)

They wouldn't let him put the date this close if they didn't get that far.

>>383228185
>>383228182
Yeah it was under legal. Then I explained it's not good customer service to lie about game. Steam should take better care of actually making sure the product exists. But I'm sure Valve will contact him in few days and the store page will be removed. Just report it just in case.

I'm butt-blasted even if I didn't wait for the game.

>>383228549
Anim Editor

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>>383228185
>elf in the title screen

BUT YOU CAN'T BE A ELF JUST DROW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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>>383228185
>$40 old-ass dungeon crawler

>>383228185
if it is i will buy a copy at full price of $40
if not pirate

>>383228996
sapes get out, only neanderthals are smart enough to play this game

>>383228996
There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

This game is honestly surreal to me. How the fuck does he take 23 years to make this?

Isn't Legend Of Grimrock the exact same, and way better, and made in way less time with a sequel and costs less?

>>383229087
He is schizophrenic.

can someone give me the quick rundown on this game? this thread is the first I've seen of it

>>383229087
>tfw too sape to understand the game

>>383229125
In many ways, Legend of Grimrock is not as ambitious as Grimoire is.

But no, there is absolutely no excuse for this game taking 23 years to get made, especially considering the fact it still looks like a product of its STARTING age.

>>383229125
It only took him a couple years to actually make the game, anyone who played the early beta can attest to this. He's just been spending all the years since then hand wringing over pointless shit.

Can someone post the logs from his website when he was promising people that the game would come out in 98? I saw them in another Grimoire thread in here but couldn't find them.

Or just overall moments of him lying and promising a release date that didn't happen.

>>383229158
You need to examine your true feelings.

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>>383228787

>>383229158
>rothschilds bow to cleveland mark blakemore

>>383229158
>CRPG made in 1994
>Literally takes 23 years to make
>Delayed countless times, even having an indiegogo page from 5 years ago in which it never got released
>Dev is one guy, who seems to be legitimately insane as evident by quotes like these >>383229087
>Supposedly close to release now
>$40 for a 1994 title that's apparently taken several hundred thousand dollars even though there's literally no possible way it could've taken this long to make

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>>383228185
Plan your party's race & classes using this

https://www.dropbox.com/s/s65dktw1by2s769/Grimoire%20Planner.xlsx?dl=0

How likely is this coming out by the weekend lads?

>>383229316
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/grimoire-heralds-of-the-winged-exemplar#/
>COMPLETION NOT SUBJECT TO FUNDING!! THIS GAME WILL SHIP IN MAY 2013 WITH OR WITHOUT ENHANCEMENT!! A PLEDGE HERE WILL BE FULFILLED. THIS CAMPAIGN IS NOT A FUNDING FOR COMPLETION, IT IS A FUNDING FOR ENHANCEMENT!!! COMPLETION IS GUARANTEED HERE! SEE VIDEO FOR DETAILS.

I don't know about the game but I have gotten 200+ hours of entertainment reading this Cleve guys insane blogs and reading these threads. He's like a guy from a Lovecraft story who's seen some eldritch horror from the void and speaks in mad gibberish.

/v/ always finds the best nutcases to obsess over.

>>383229158
There is no "quick" rundown, this is literally decades of gaming history and culture. A 40 minute video is as short as it possibly can be.

https://vimeo.com/224238019
Password: Thal

>>383229158
sapiens bow to the Neanderthals

>When you have an IQ of 184 but it still takes you 3 decades to release a mod of Stones of Arheim because your crippling autism makes you obsessed over fixing every single 'microbug' there is (or isn't)

>>383229359
0,0001%

And that small percentage is only there in case someone from RPG Codex or /v/ invades Clive's home and puts a gun up to his head until he releases the game.

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>your face when

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REDPILL ON NEANDERTHALS
>They were here before you Dr. Zaius ... and they were better than you. They were the original Adamic people and they were genocided, gangraped and cannibalized by Homo Sapiens ancestors. They are the only thing standing between Sapiens and the animals. No other race has shown so much evidence of being blessed with God's commandments in their hearts. No other race has so resembled Abel. Nor has any other race than Sapiens so resembled Cain. If you think you know what a Neanderthal is and you have been told the truth by your "scientists," ask yourself why they never told you that nearly all Neanderthal skulls have been found with herding whistles called "hyrules" in their mouths when they were killed ... and why were you never told that the campfires of Cro-Magnons are always filled with the bones of Neanderthals? They knew both of these things one hundred years ago and did not omit these details by accident. Go down to this page on the left side (link reposted below -Anon) and see "Everything you know is wrong," what has been the top link for years. Ask yourself how many other links there are correct?
http://vault-co.blogspot.com.au/2017/05/deniers-out-in-force-at-thal-migration.html

Cleve's approved theory:
http://www.rdos.net/eng/asperger.htm

>Those anons that were desperately archiving the RPG Codex thread before it got moved because they actually thought Grimoire was gonna get released
I feel so bad for them desu

>>383228185
24 Earth hours no

24 Venus hours maybe

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>>383229364

>>383228185
>>383228260
There's a playable demo or was, wasn't there? Surely all it needs is some tweaking to be ready for final release.

>>383229582
What you should know about Cleve and what he thinks of the world
>Asperger's is not a disease. Sapes (how he calls homo sapiens) have an instinctive fear of neanderthals (According to him, this is because thals carried flesh-eating bacteria that while harmless to them, would kill a sape in hours). Not knowing the root of this fear, sapes assume that neanderthals like him have a mental disorder called "Asperger's syndrome"
>Humans are the result of aliens doing genetic experiments, and the homo sapiens is 'that failed experiment that made ayy lmaos give up'
>Germ theory is a fraud (yes, i know this contradicts his point about flesh-eating staphyloccocii), Evolution is also a fraud
>Thinks the bible is some sort of anthropology manual that speaks about neanderthals (because of course he is going to shove that into everything)
>Claims to have an IQ of 184, still took him 30 years to release a mod for Stones of Arheim
>Has a bunker in case of societal collapse
>Accuses developers at Sir-tech of being pedophiles
>His nipples resemble misshapen pepperoni

>>383229704
>some tweaking
That's what's been taking Cleve 23 years.

>>383229704
You mean the demo from 2013

>>383229704
People have come out saying they played a "beta" in the late 90s that seemed to be a complete game. He made a 60 hour "demo" in 2013, again seemingly a complete game. He's got aspergers and let the feature creep get to him. For the last 20 years he's been a few weeks from release, but always manages to find something new to tweak, add or fix. It's likely never coming out.

>>383229742
is being a thal his version of like sonichu?

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From those 15k dollars he managed to get, he's been steadily losing a bunch of them as the years went by, with people being sick of his false promises and delays after delays

And he kept telling them that they would regret it. That they would regret missing the great big physical edition that would be worth TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS in the future. How they would see the others who stood up to the end and believed in him finally get what they patiently and dutifully waited for.

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What's coming out first, this vaporware or CD Projekt's vaporware?

>>383229338
I want my party of 8 lionmen to gangbang her

>>383229996
im definately going to need AT LEAST 3 lionmen in my party

>>383229915
Can you imagine actually still being a backer and not asking for a refund? Desperately holding on to the money you sent him and hoping he finally releases the damn thing.

Battered housewives. That's what Grimoire fanboys are.

>>383229974
Probably this. At least Grimoire actually exists regardless of how complete it is. In theory, it could be released right now if only the dev could get over his own autism and stop the bloat. Cyberpunk on the other hand has nothing to show apart from a single advertisement video for all these years.

>>383229974
bob's game

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J-J-JUST A FEW MORE MICRO-ISSUES TO FIX, GUISE. I'LL BE DONE WITH THIS SOON*

*Translator's note: Soon means Never

>>383229085
Shut the fuck up, seriously.

>>383229974
Platform Masters

Maybe Half Life 3 as well

>>383230308
S A P E

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>The haters and non believers were right
>I was wrong the whole time
It's the Trump presidency all over again

>>383230261
>this actually came out
wasn't it supposed to be an RPG?

remove sapes

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>>383229974
Spoony's Final Fantasy XIII-2 review.

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>>383230297
He's legitimately crazy.

>>383230428
as in made with rpg maker

>get bored waiting
>start playing mm3
>kind of having a hard time
>starting to think its harder than xeen
>get blessings from temple
>mow down everything effortlessly

well then, guess it really is just a shittier version of xeen after all

>>383230380
Nice fucking try lefty/pol/

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>>383230297
If he noticed this insane bug last Thursday, then why did he continue the pretense that the game was gonna be out until AFTER the release date?

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, CLEVE. THE TRUTH IS, YOU HATED THAT BITCH.

>>383229352
>>383229413
thanks lads, this is wild

>>383230428
bob's game the rpg is a game about a puzzle game called bob's game

>>383230472
>over 9 pages of this snake on the archives
You never stop you madman

>>383230472
Your cure snake won't fool me, sape

>>383230472
after all these years it has never occurred to me that snakes drink water. my sape is showing

>>383230494
Not like Xeen is any different. The blessings are effortless to get on either game.

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>>383230581
I actually saved it from the person that keeps posting it, I'm an entirely different snek poster

>>383228185
I don't understand how someone can play this. Just the demo gave me a massive headache.

>>383230740
DEVILISH

>wake up from arguing in the Morrowind thread yesterday
>hope to pirate Cleve's game first thing n the morning
>it's not out yet
FUCKING NEANDERTHAL LIES

>>383230785
It will never be out. I hope Steam gets on his ass about it and removes it from the store.

>>383230769
That's because your sape brain can't handle true gaming greatness.

Only Neanderthals can appreciate its radiant perfection.

>>383230856
That's what he wants, though. That's a great excuse for him not to release his game for the next 4 years.

Guys, turn on your steams because it's still not out

>>383230785
>tfw started morrowind for the first time ever recently
Those dark brotherhood assassins nearly got me twice

>>383230730
Smoother interface and better animations, better, larger world.

>sapes don't understand that a quality product takes time


Need an I.Q. above 150 to post in Grimoire threads.

Is he still moderating the Steam forums like a hawk making sure all the people that shit talk him get their posts deleted?
So much for his dedication to coding.

>>383228787
Why do I have a feeling only INT, WIS, CON, SPD, AGI, STR and WIL works?

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>>383230769
people have died waiting for it's release m8

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>>383230858
>tfw not a Neanderthal with Headache-immunity racial trait.

>>383228463
They apparently don't need to review any updates before the game release, just an initial build

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIHXhFJ4FoM

How this dude sees himself.

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>39.95$
>20 gorillion years in development
>For a shitty looking 90's game
>that was outdone gameplay wise and graphics wise by thousands of other games

Is this the flavor of the month meme ?

>>383231000
clearly it was not enough

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>Neanderthals never even figured out written language
>now they're programming games

>>383229638
>Venus hours

Uh, pretty sure "hour" is a conserved metric for time. As in it's 60 minutes, or 3600 seconds.

Now "day" or "year" can consist of a different number of hours, as the former describes the period of a planet rotating on its axis and the latter describes the period of a planet revolving around the sun.

So 24 Venus hours is the same as 24 Earth hours.

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>>383231109

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What games should I play while waiting for Grimwah to come out?

Since this game clearly isn't coming out until the next Ice Age (which is merely a couple dozen seconds for non-sapes), what blobbers are recommended? I'm not a big fan of the real-time stuff but if they're solid enough that's ok too.

>>383231258
I might just play some Dungeon Master.

>>383231258
You should have enough time to finish the Dark Savant trilogy.

>>383231258
Severed. It's on mobiles, vita, and 3DS. Short and sweet

>>383231258
i'm playing a wizardry 5 clone on my phone but i think the first level is broken :(

>>383231258
stonekeep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmAUjYYH8Bk

>>383231205
Stop.

>>383231258
the rest of your real life sape existence

Thank you con man.

>>383230992
Because you don't even know the meaning of the other abbreivations?

>>383231309
Wiz 4. You'll likely beat it sometime in 2025, which should put you about halfway to the point when Grimwhaaaaa is finished.

>>383230941
>smoother interface
All they did was make the inventory more of a hassle to work with. Instead of having a nice and simple common inventory, they went full retard and had each item variety get its own inventory per character, so every time you want to sell your stuff you have to shift through 30 different inventories.
>larger world
Only because it is two separate games. Not like the second part is worth playing, anyways. No more teleporting, power creep everywhere and the best possible loot is thrown at you like candy. Progression goes to a standstill, especially since there is diminishing returns from your already attribute-bloated characters. The only thing left to do is grind for gold to keep up or just spam implosion. Xeen barely changed the formula that Terra perfected, and that which it changed only served to create a cluttered experience. Outside of meaningless things such as graphics, Xeen did nothing noteworthy.

>>383231381
>Is it coooold enough for you ;^)
>W-Warm enough thanks :3
What is this, some kind of anime?

>>383229413
Is this yours? You should upload this to youtube. It's 40 fucking minutes of pure archived madness. I think it's more valuable then the game. It's fucking incredible.

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He fucking knew it. He fucking knew it.

>releases a cracked copy as bait
>10 hours into the game it stops you from progressing and then deletes your saves
>gives you a taunting lecture about how neanderthals are the superior race

Please do this Cleve!

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>>383231000
Hol up
>Paul Allen Panks
>Paul Allen
>000

>>383231515
yes

>>383231529
This is truly surreal.

>>383228185
Why are there two guys named Beowulf?

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>latest news post

But what does he gain from this? Is it out of some sick sense of perverse amusement? To disappoint us over and over again? He had to pay to get this shit on Greenlight.

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A 2013 Cleve believer

>>383231258
Dungeon Master
Ultima Underworld
Eye of the Beholder 2
Dark Savant trilogy
World of Xeen
Arx Fatalis
Elminage Gothic
Realms of Arkania: Star Trail
Etrian Odyssey IV
Legend of Grimrock
Stranger of Sword City

You don't need Grimoire to keep you occupied with blobber goodness for the rest of time.

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A 2016 Cleve believer

>>383231921
Maybe he does want to release it but is either too lazy to actually do anything (I know the feeling, I'm like this and it's really annoying), or his aspergers is getting in the way. Amongst other possibilities.

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ITT faggots who discovered old people

>>383232020
>2013
>this year for sure
Nice.

I'll be surprised if it gets released in 2017.

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>>383231793
>Oh, hey guys, I'm gonna re-work how the entire save system works
>After 23 years of working on this shit
>On the day I was supposed to release it
>Coming Soon :^)

ABSOLUTE

M A D
A
N

>>383231258
You can get through StarCraft Ghost by then.

Anyone tried Monster's Den: Godfall?
It came out recently. Has less than 1k owners on Steam but it looks good

>>383231793
>My wife has brought a bedpan into my study and placed it under my chair like that episode of South Park so I no longer have to break to go to the bathroom.
Jesus Christ

>>383232050
>Ultima Underworld
>Arx Fatalis
>Realms of Arkania

Those aren't blobbers. Or if they are, then just about every RPG ever made is a blobber.

>>383231921
He can't let his baby go. He wants to, but when set day comes he just can't do it.

Just going to throw this out there, game kind of looks like shit.

Like a poorly rendered version of Grimrock.

I mean, looks aren't everything though, Dwarf Fortress is literally ASCII art and it's provided some of the most enjoyable experiences I've had to date. Just the gameplay in Dwarf Fortress is fucking DEEP, what I saw from the brief 2013 demo thing or whatever was not that awe inspiring.

well shit guys seems we have to wait another 2 years or so

>>383228185
23 years in development and he left the artifacting around the character renders?

The shadows are just the characters photoshopped black and thrown on the floor.

>>383232185
>Needing to rework the save system
>The fucking save system
He has fuck all idea what he's doing, doesn't he.
IF IT'S NOT BROKE DON'T FIX IT

>>383232261
He doesn't have a wife. He made her up.

>>383231921
Of course it is. He is Australian. It is in his nature to be deceptive and cruel. Everything he does is blatantly fake and hints towards his lies, but so many fall for his tricks. Even his logo is just a reference to "when pigs fly", as if it wasn't obvious enough. He makes up bullshit about having a son, about having a wife, and yet people somehow believe that this game itself isn't just another little lie, the few little videos and the demo showing off all the content he has ever made.

>>383231204
as a random reader I really appreciated your correction. Idk why maybe I'm going full thal.

>>383232381
Oh, trust me, we all know it looks like shit. Not just visually. The game is a mess. You can play the 2013 super-demo for yourself and see a million flaws from the get go.

These threads exist because the developer is fucking insane.

>>383231476
>Progression goes to a standstill, especially since there is diminishing returns from your already attribute-bloated characters. The only thing left to do is grind for gold to keep up or just spam implosion
But that's wrong. You shouldn't be grinding at all until after you've beaten Sheltem and moved on to the bonus content and even then I'm not sure if you really have to. Did you not use the bank?

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The latest newspost for the lazy

>>383232474
>He is Australian. It is in his nature to be deceptive and cruel.
Even more so: he's actually from California.

>>383232508
As the faggot who posted the correction I can tell you that your appreciation helps placate the gaping emotional void inside me.

>>383232474
There are plenty of people from reputable sources that claim they played the game and have knowledge to back it up. People that played a beta from 98 that had plenty of content. The super-demo itself is full of shit (not just from the demo content, which is already ridiculously huge, but from traces of the full game that has been data-mined)

The game exists. He just doesn't want to release it. I suspect it's cause he knows that the shit he has been working on for 23 years is shit by today's standards and would have been way below mediocrity even if it were released 20 years ago, and it has only gotten worse with each new alteration and addition he made.

This is the most I laughed in a long long time from 4chan. This fucking neanderthal

>>383232592
Can people not tell he's fucking with everyone in a schadenfreude down under kind of way? That whole post like a copy pasta you'd read here.

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>>383232050
literally every game in this list looks like shit

>>383232592
>600 hours

I almost wanna play it to see if that is true.

>>383232592
woooow i am sure it gets released today!!!

>>383232820
you should go play uncharted 4, it has the best graphics of any game ever made

>>383232592
Planning your save file format is one of the first things to consider when developing a game. What the fuck is this guy doing?

>>383232931
already have, not sure if its really the best game ever but definately top 5

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>>383232592

>completely changing the way save files work in the final 24 hours before release

This is so fucked up I don't even know whether to laugh or just stare in absolute horror.

Also, this game is definitely never coming out.

>>383232960
You obviously know nothing about programming. Serialization for video games is the most simple shit and can be done in under a day.

>>383232592

Is the implication that once (if) he finished his bug squashing then he's going to post it to Steam? It'll take literally weeks for that to be done.

>>383232960
This.
Push that shit out, don't hold it in and let it calcify and kill you.
Introduce a patch later that fixes this supposed issue (I really have no idea why the fuck he wants to save interface info in a save file, something like that should be static enough not to require it).

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>>383229653

How insane, damn.

>>383233089
Even if he wasn't changing the save format, from the post we can learn he never submitted a retail package to Steam. These don't get approved automatically, these go through a bunch of checks before it's on sale.
There was never any chance this game could have come out today.

>>383233023
>definately

>>383232849
You can't pirate a game that doesn't fucking exist.

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>>383229653
>I reckon all of you are going to eat crow when I sail through the 750,000 mark about 30 days in

>>383233146

If it's "so easy" but he hasn't done it in 23 years, you really trust him to not fuck it up?

>>383232536
>>383232701

Wait, so this thread is for people anticipating the game's failure?

I guess I can appreciate that, I mean there's a kind of removed joy in witnessing the aborted attempts of another person's life work. Particularly with a time scale of 23 years it's kind of a prestigiously rarefied event, the Puya Raimandii of failed indie projects if you will.

>I ... never ... dreamed ... my game would finally look this good.
>Almost there. Game is looking ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE.

Is he taking the piss or is he actually this deluded?

>>383233393
The worst that could happen is that he causes a few micro-issues, so what?

>>383232960
>>383233089
a simple version field would do it, but who knows what this guy will come up with

>>383233424
>Is he taking the piss or is he actually this deluded?
A brutal and incomprehensible mix of the two, I believe. Other quotes of his:
>Grimoire is a quality game for distinguished monocle wearing top hat and tuxedo connoisseurs of roleplaying games. This is not another whackamole begware lowest common denominator sewer skimming bottom feeding title. I would recommend that regular Steam consumers have a doctor standing by before playing Grimoire as the shock to the system could lead to a trip to the emergency room. It's not like anything they are used to seeing up here. This is the true old skool goodness. You may think you are prepared but rest assured you probably have not seen this much awesomeness anywhere in the past 20 years.

>>383233332
That's average of about 1 to 2 dollars per person.

>>383233424
tongue in cheek but also autism

Later today he will post another news update saying that there has been a corruption within his files or some other shit has gone wrong and he'll take it down from the steam store to only reappear another couple years down the line. Mark my words

>>383233682
It exists, but you wouldn't know his game, it goes to another school.

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He says that Valve actually looked through a build of his game before they approved his store page.
The question is: Do you believe him?

>>383229653

so this is all about the attention he gets from this whole thing and doesnt even have anything to do with the actual game

>>383233549
I think you underestimate the impact of this. If the field exists, the game has to check the field on load and run the game in that version.
>You may not see new additions to the map but your current game will always be completable after you have started it.
This means making the game behave differently depending on whatever version is present in that save field.

This can go wrong in many many many ways and not something you just add in the last 24 hours.

I didn't believe at first when I got a PM on the forum, and went to 4chan although I abandoned the /v/ consoletard cesspool years ago. Alas, as is evident by the present thread, a significant portion of nu codex comprises unwashed idiots from /v/. This is why we can't have nice things, fuckton of edgelords from 4chan have joined the forum for the past years with their "elite" tastes and "appreciation" for nintendo, witcher 3, skyrim, all that shit.

>>383233757
Of course not, Valve is a totally careless and inept company that allows a lot of garbage to get through.

>>383233757
I do. Valve can't be incompetent enough to not ask for proof of a video game before they let him have a store page.

>>383233778

Nailed it.

>>383233757

yes. i think the game exists but probably isnt even that good but he has such a huge reputation to live up to that he can never release it now

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IT'S OUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL REFRESH STEAM PAGE CHECK EMAILS

>>383228457
pay yourself a modest 50k a year for four years?

Wasn't that interested in grimoire but I now want it to be the worst game ever made.
Although, if it's good i might end up playing it.

>>383233424
>Wait, so this thread is for people anticipating the game's failure?
How can it fail if it's never going to get released?

>Is he taking the piss or is he actually this deluded?
Who knows?

Personally I think it's a bit of both. I think he genuinely believes that his life's work is an absolute masterpiece, the pinnacle of what video games can be. But I seriously believe there's also a secret part of him that knows his game was shit 20 years ago and is even more shit today, but he's too far in to admit that. So he just keeps tweaking and polishing it in a desperate attempt to "fix" it (even though it's far beyond fixing on that level) and his claims of how great the game are, are just an attempt to save face and keep from admitting that he wasted 25 years of his life.

I mean, can you even imagine spending that much time on a single pursuit? This game has been in development longer than most people on /v/ have been alive. That's a fucking lifetime of delusion, and when you're in that deep it becomes impossible to just let go, so he just keeps building it up like some sort of digital Tower of Babel.

>>383233823
all that shit applies to the new build (it has to work with old saves properly), not the first release

>>383233847
>I do. Valve can't be incompetent enough to not ask for proof of a video game before they let him have a store page.
Wrong.

https://medium.com/swlh/watch-paint-dry-how-i-got-a-game-on-the-steam-store-without-anyone-from-valve-ever-looking-at-it-2e476858c753

>>383233393
He didn't have access to the Steamwork SDK for 23 years

>>383233757
No. Valve has no quality control for indie games, there are plenty of examples you could point to for proof of that.

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>>383233847
Someone who's enough of a Valve fanboy to think that Valve would ever put the slightest effort into anything is even more deluded than the Cleve fanboys.

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>>383233828
Cuckdex will never admit it, though, so you can go back to jacking off to your registration date like I do

>>383233935
It'll definitely be worth pirating at least, just to see how bad it gets. I wouldn't pay for it though, not until after getting to try the final product for real.

And if it actually turns out good... well, we get a good game. It's a win-win situation.

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>>383233828
Is this the Thal himself?

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>>383233935
I was so ready to pirate it and see how shit it was for myself. Fucking asshole ruined my plans for Saturday.

>>383234286
Thankfully not, and I do not buy into his constant lies since I have (limited) experience in gamedev and delays/burnout become apparent. I just replay Xeen or Elminage when I get a blobber craving.

>>383234302
I'm personally seeing to it that the various warez groups hold off their cracks for several months. Worth every penny to keep this masterpiece out of the hands of the immoral tide of vermin that inevitably swarm on anything that gets popular.

>>383234541
why would you admit to 153 hours on garry's mod

>>383234657
Get out of here, you pot-smoking socialist.

>>383233828
>complaining about edgelords
>implying Skyrim isn't arguably the greatest RPG ever
maximum hypocrisy

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>>383234753
Just because that guy is retarded doesn't mean you have to go and out-retard him.

>>383228185
WAIT THERE IS A FUCKING MAP EDITOR?


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE RELEASE

>>383234913
it.... it's a fake game. you realize it's not releasing, right? he's scamming people.

>>383235025
You realize libel is a serious crime, correct? You can't just call something a scam and not expect legal repercussions. Be on the look out for a court summons.

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>>383234913
>It's a game comes with a free map or game editor episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gaiv8ld080

Alt. Thread theme.

>>383235139
autism.

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>>383235224
>Rainbow
RIP Golden God

do we not see the winged exemplar? only his heralds? wouldnt the real thing be more interesting? are there unwinged exemplars?

>>383235384
What the fuck is a winged exemplar?

>>383235384
You'll find it when it releases :^)

>>383235646
Anon please, I only have another 50 years to live. I want to know before I die.

>>383235384
Don't you see? The true winged exemplar was inside you all along!

>>383235698
but anon, that's enough for TWO (2!) Grimoires, surely you can't wait a bit longer?

https://grimdarkly.wordpress.com/

this maniac has a blog where he pretends to be his son posting updates about dad's work on grimoire

>>383228391
>Missing a release date isn't fraud
how so when money is spent because of a release date?
>Never releasing a game with a release date also isn't fraud.

you're a moron. that is 100% fraudulent when money is involved

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>>383235786
>In 30 years I'll probably end up doing something like that too to kill the depression from being a 25 year old hhkv

>>383235823
Release dates and fraud are jewish sape tricks. Only master species Neanderthals can post in this thread

>>383231627
I can't believe /v/ prefers Sir-Tech's game to mine...let's see Almost Human's game.

>>383235786
>Cleve is also working on a special Grimoire trailer… stay tuned, tee hee.
that tee hee is so weird and creepy. What the fuck does he think kids type like this? Or is he smart enough to think that's a kid joke? Or does he have a kid?

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>>383235823
I don't think you understand how pre-purchasing on Steam works. You're probably underage so its ok.

>>383235786
>
“Undoubtedly, Grimoire shall be released on the Xth of X.”

But with most of the major bugs remedied, Dad has informed me he plans to introduce Grimoire to Steam Greenlight on the *1st of May*. Regardless of when the game is actually released, the current state of the game appears highly-polished and acceptable for market. There seems to be two major things left that need to be addressed:

Projectiles not rendering correctly

Gaps in NPC dialogue/knowledge

Dad’s been having difficulty for a while now getting the projectiles to look right. The code he originally wrote for them is more than a decade old, and his younger self used a magic number system that is unfamiliar and nonsensical to him now. Once again, Cleve’s greatest enemy is Cleve.
Wtf this is crazy

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>>383236584
>does he have a kid?
>implying a true thal like him would ever mate with any sapes

>>383236325
Jews are the descendants of Neanderthals, fellow. You just outed yourself as a disgusting Homo sapiens.

>>383231000
the funny thing is that actually is completely real and paul allen panks was also a mentally ill person who not only worshipped blakemore as an elite programmer, but was actually eagerly expecting Grimoire's release. Blakemore didn't make that up, I remember seeing PAP on Lemon64.com talking about it.

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>>383228185

why haven't these threads been quarantined to /vg/ yet

>>383237125
because they are the most entertaining thing on this dumb board

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I thought Neanderthals were autists with no concept of abstract thought given the fact they produced absolutely no art

>>383237423
Well yeah, he commissioned all the art for this.

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>>383229974
delet

> h-h-hey guys i'm fixing the save system
> After 20 years and supposedly two weeks of playing 12 hours daily
If you believed this shit was coming today you're a fool, if you still believe it will come out at all you're a god damn retard

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>>383237423
Aside from cave art, Neanderthals produced musical instruments and have been found buried with them. Several reproductions of Thal songs by people with high Thal DNA (i.e. White Europeans) are on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHy9FOblt7Y

>>383236995

That's actually fucking sad, he completely let down probably the only person who fully supported and believed in him.

>>383237793
>calls others retards
>posts on codex and 4chan
I may be retarded but you are delusional.

The autard is too scared to actually release it.

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>>383237890

Aren't you supposed to be fixing your fucking game?

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>>383238002

Hey hold on now he's just a one man team! And he's got a wife and child to support so he don't have the time for his game okay?

Geez

>>383231076
Always with the prog rock, it seems
Great taste, anon

>>383238202
Why are there so many prog fans on /v/? I never expected to find company here of all places.

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>>383238002
>>383238182
If Cleve were posting here you'd know it

>>383235224
what's with the great music itt

So wait, its released or no?

>>383233757
maybe Valve is in on the meme

>>383238746
Of course not.

>>383239062
Fuck, I was actually hyped for this autistic piece of art

>>383238310
>no traps monthly issue

I don't think this is /ourguy/

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>>383238746
GET READY

>>383239143
so its not coming out?

>>383239143
But the game is a beta he stole years ago and then decided to scam people with. A functioning game doesn't exist.

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>>383238182
>>383236717
>>383236678


I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING SMUG

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Why the fuck are codexshitters here? The whole point of the 'Dex is to be a sikrit club of contrarian shit-eaters, I did'nt quit that shithole to see you subhumans on 4chins. GET OUT.

So this is the power of Australia?
These fuckers can't go a moment without causing discord.

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Does the game have CIA Nigger?

>>383239720
>The whole point of the 'Dex is to be a sikrit club of contrarian shit-eaters
So it's just like /v/?

I'm asperger and I have spent the last couple days reading the thread on codex. It's fucking painful, because most of his perfectionism shit and mad ramblings made me remember the kind of person I was some years ago until I got better, I was a retarded perfectionist, and had a HUGE anxiety problem.
It took ages to finish whatever I worked with, because I always thought there was always something wrong with it. I also used to think most of my jokes were amusing, when they were obviously fucking retarded.

This guy is a 50+ year old dude, but still, he managed to cancel the a 20+ yo game AGAIN in the last minute, and write one of the most unprofessional and cringy posts I've seen from a developer in steam to justify he's "just fixing the save system", what the fucking fuck.

The game is also fucked because he coded it to work in the 90's computers, and apparently he is still doing it. Wonder how the hell he is making it work on windows 8.

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>>383239869
This is litteraly Shitpost: The Game

>>383239890
>implying
/v/ is the new /b/, the entryway for all newfags and sinkhole of the website

>>383239939
your name is asperger?

>>383239869
He's from California, I'm afraid it's not ironic.

>>383229179
listen
you hear that?
it's me
blowin my sape whistle

Just woke up, went to bed after he came online last night and said there was issues.

Whats the status? Delayed again?

>>383239878
And if it does, do they glow in the dark?

>>383240027
He lives in Australia though

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Somebody give me quick rundown of this game

>>383240183
>in development for 23 years
>dev is completely fucking insane and narcissistic, thinks $100 is still too cheap for his godly gift to gaming that every hardcore gamer in the world should be begging to own
>obvious that it's just a scam due to him abusing crowdfunding after that became a thing

>>383240183
read the thread you sape subhuman

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IT LOOKED SO /COMFY/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnmoP9PXlPc

WHY CLEVE WHY?
WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO US?

>>383240371

he should put this literal dogshit on kongregate

cut your losses cleve

>>383240371
looks like the player is in the middle of a gay furry gangbang

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I can't believe someone somewhere gave this psychopath 500$ back in 2013 for the IndieGogo campaign. And 5 years later, the game is still not released with this much rage going on.

>>383240371
Can /v/ handle 600 hours of battles as intense as this one?

>>383240183
Basically one autist's attmept at a Wizardry 7 clone.

>>383240371
Jesus Christ, that music. Shit hurts my ears.

>>383240183
Dev is retarded and can't finish the game after 20+ years.
It's painfully obvious he can't program shit and apparently the entire game was made for DOS, he's doing some voodoo to make it work on a modern OS. Game also plays like a 20+ wizardry and has a lot of non-intuitive shit.

He probably would have a stroke if he had to work in any game for a modern console. Any shitty indie dev out of college from nowadays would probably be able to code a retro game like that in a week.

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What happens if we lock this guy in a room with Phil Fish?

>>383240371
The game will be out soon he just is working on the last part to ensure we won't break our saves.

>>383240823
I don't think any one room can handle that much concentrated narcissism.

>>383240989
Whose dick gets sucked and/or choked on before it achieves full meltdown or singularity then?

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In the meantime should I try out wizardry 7? The only cRRG I ever played was the first Lands of Lore and I really enjoyed it.

>>383241327
>In the meantime

Just accept that this game isn't coming out already it's clearly a scam.

>>383241327
honestly wizardry 4 is the best one because it's ball-crushingly difficult. if you are a baby who is scared of honestly one of the most difficult video games ever made across all systems, then i would suggest doing 6-8 in order.

>>383241327
>>383241520
oh i forgot to mention if you are serious about beating wizardry 4, you need to beat wizardry 1 to answer a riddle to beat 4. yeah you can just look it up but that will suck all the satisfaction out of winning, so why even play at that point

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>>383228185

>>383238621

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0M6mOk6oR4

I dunno.

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>>383240371
>people are excited for this

>>383241765
do you happen to know the source for that gif? tell me please

>>383239939
>The game is also fucked because he coded it to work in the 90's computers, and apparently he is still doing it. Wonder how the hell he is making it work on windows 8.
I think it's a DOS game so it just runs in DOSbox. That was the case for the demo from a few years ago.

So I fucked around in the demo for a bit before coming across some shitty fairy called. I chose to fight her because what the fuck is she going to do? she's some shitty fairy. turn one, charm, confuse, shank x100.

Aint nobody fucks with little rosey

>>383241327
>>383241520
>>383241585

>lurking grimoir threads
>huh these wizardry games sound hard
>download dosbox
>download wiz4
>stuck in first room for 20 minutes
>managed to get lost in the inner circle
>middle circle full of fucking dogooders
>THIEVES
>Ghost got me as soon as I got to the next level

It was unironically kind of fun in a masochist kinda way. I think I'll have to be a faggot and read a guide to find out wtf is actually going on if I play it again.

>>383242437
>he started with Wiz4
You're gonna carry that weight.

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>>383232592
Hmm, I think I have heard this song before...

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I want to believe... BUT RELEASE THE GODDAMN GAME YOU FUCKING FAT RETARD!

honestly this is amazing

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>missed release dates for 20 years
>somehow this was going to be the one time he didnt lie, make excuses and throw a hissy fit

31/7/97
My current project, Grimoire, is 175,000 lines of C++ I wrote in less
than 12 months, easily the most complex and enjoyable computer fantasy
roleplaying game of all time

>decided to play Wizardry 7 after hearing everyone whoring over it
>it is the clunkiest, slowest dungeon crawler ever made (possibly surpassed by Grimoire, if it exists)

You faggots tricked me.

>>383238202
>>383238264
Why are you guys calling Kansas prog rock?

>>383242427
i got killed by a gang of thieves in the demo
combat is super fucking slow and having to rest after every fight is a pain, even an easy fight drains everyone's vitality

>>383243283
Resting takes waaaay too long. and I get this weird bug whenever I open a character page where the mouse moves extremely slow and laggy. not to mention random crashes and shit.

>>383243105
Its hilarious how he thinks 175,000 lines of code is a good thing. it must be a complete nightmare to maintain

Anyone got the address where the neanderthal lives? i will show him how abos use the internet and upload the game for him. Granted as long as it in Sydney somewhere

>>383243402
That was in 1997. Imagine how many lines there are now.

>>383243402
Well, 20 years has passed and the game is still not out

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>>383243573
>20 years has passed and the game is still not out

>>383242581
Is that Asuka?

>>383243420
Somewhere in Melbourne. He fled there after the LA Riots to escape African sapeouts.

>>383243105
>175000 lines of code for this
It's going to be a buggy mess on the level or Risk of Rain, isn't it?

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All bets are open on which stats are completely worthless.
My expectations:
Destiny does nothing.
Either wisdom and willpower won't be worth putting points into.
Devotion isn't worth the points even for Clerics.
Also I would imagine Fel stands for fellowship (charisma) so bards and jesters might use it but it's still worthless.

>>383244993
there won't be any tooltips so nobody will know what anything does anyway (unless you pay $59.99 for the manual)

>>383244993
I bet the manual for the game will be barebones at best. If he puts one out at all

>>383245343
>the manual requires 20 years to be written

>>383239497

>steal a game in anticipation of crowdfunding becoming a thing more than a decade later so you can scam people into funding a style of cRPG that hasn't been popular since you stole it more than a decade ago

Levels of deviousness only a neanderthal could understand.

Cleve's story about spilling his spaghetti during the LA Riots is one of the most gripping tales I have ever read:
>I turned and ran back to the house. An alleyway I had passed less than three minutes ago, to the immediate left of the front our house, had been empty. There were now three black guys standing right outside our chain link fence, one of them trying to light the wick on a beer bottle while another held a bottle of kerosene. It so took me by surprise I almost fell trying to come to a halt.

>I reached for the Desert Eagle, hands shaking, and pulled the gun out. I had never pointed a gun at another human being in my life. "HEY!!!!!" I yelled, "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?! DROP THAT BOTTLE!! GET YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR!!!"

>The three black guys were hard, crusty looking types, all of them dressed in filthy clothing and matted down with dirt. One of them with a big set of dreadlocks spoke before anybody else. "White boy, you must be tripping. Don't even think about pointing that gun at me." The other two nodded at their friend, apparently the leader, but they had frozen irregardless.

>"THIS IS A CITIZENS ARREST! GET YOUR HANDS UP!" I yelled, chambered a round in the gun and pointed it at the guy with dreadlocks. "DROP EVERYTHING AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" I screamed in the scariest voice I could come up with. I sounded sort of hoarse from all the smoke in the air.

>"Sissy bitch, whatchoo think you are? We ain't dun nuttin, not a damn thing! You can't arrest nobody, you punk arse little white boy!" the dreadlocks guy said, but they all dropped everything on the ground. The beer bottle broke and I caught the odor of kerosene immediately from the contents that poured out.

1/2

>>383245395
It will take that long just to fully work out the huge non-intuitive shit.

>>383244993

>met

Metabolism? Methionine?

>>383245591
2/2
>I stared at the liquid as it ran across the floor of the alleyway. I could not believe it. These guys were getting ready to burn us. Of course, we were a corner house with a blind alleyway running alongside us. Our house was the perfect candidate to burn, just like all the other corner houses we had seen on television. Nothing personal, you understand, these guys were getting ready to torch our house because it was conveniently located for just that purpose.

>I felt weird all of a sudden. Really weird. The gun wavered. "Okay, nobody ... nobody move," I said, feeling my gorge rising. The three black guys were watching me like a hawk.

>With complete astonishment, I vomited a huge mouthful of foul smelling water up into the air, soaking my shirt sleeve. One of the black guys chuckled in amusement. I was trying to keep the gun trained on them and suddenly I was vomiting profusely, gouts of greasy dark water into the air. Nothing like that had ever, ever happened to me before. I think the sheer amount of black tea, coca-cola and coffee I had drunk to stay awake had rubbed my stomach lining raw.

>"Don't you f**king move, asshole! I will put a bullet in your ass, I promise you," I said, but I was bent over and fell to my knees as soon as I finished the sentence, dry heaves racking me. I was trying to keep the gun pointed at them and vomit at the same time ... they were already backing away down towards the alley from where they had come. They were all giggling and uttering little expressions of awe at their good luck. I tried to keep the gun on them but they knew I wasn't going to shoot them, they hopped backwards until they were well down the alley and then took off running while guffawing at the spectacle of me dry retching with the Desert Eagle in my hand.

Full tale:
https://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1005984_-ARCHIVED-THREAD----Interesting-take-on-the--92-LA-riots---or-how-thin-our-veneer-of-society-is-.html

>>383245697
and then everyone stood and clapped

>>383245646
Metrosexuality

>>383245832
Or everyone pulled their pants down and farted.

>>383245832
Ackshully he just sat their vomiting and they ran away. In the next chapter he takes on Mexicans:
>I got the pump action Remington riot shotgun out from behind the water heater. I had bought it three months earlier unbeknownst to my wife, never fired it, along with two boxes of shells. My wife's eyes went wide when I pulled it out and started pushing shells into the breech. "I hope you are not thinking of going outside with that," she said, "because I will divorce you if you do." I said to her, "Honey, if you're ever back this way again, be sure to look me up."

>When I got to the front door, my nerves failed. I peered through the curtains. A lot of Mexicans were out in the street. I knew if I stayed here too long I would talk myself out of going out. I just had to do it irregardless of how scared I was. They could not be allowed to just take over the block and sit on cars like that.

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I hope this game comes with a manual or something...

>>383228185

Wasn't there a thread yesterday saying the game was definitely coming out in 8 hours?

>>383245697
>>383246065
>a mix of /pol/
>the spaghetti of /k/
>all /v/

So this is the power of autism

>>383245646
Prolly metabolism. Higher it is, less you need to eat.Completely useless.

>>383246065
Cont.
>"You fellas have somewhere important to go," I said as I walked towards them. "Anywhere but here is a good start."

>The hispanic guy who was smoking sneered and took a long draw on his cigarette. "Who tha fugg are yoo sposed to be, mon?" he said, his buddies all moved their hands to their crotches and began squeezing their testicles like it pumped blood to their brains. They all started that swaying and testicle squeezing dance they do.

WITH LINES LIKE THIS YOU JUST KNOW GRIMOIRE IS GOING TO BE THE GOAT GAME OF ALL TIME
RELEASE CLEVE RELEASE

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>>383246149
Either it does not or it's so barebones it's useless. Pic will whoever buys this game

>>383246261
>Who tha fugg are yoo sposed to be, mon
>to be, mon
>mon
Since when are mexicans fucking Jamaican?

>>383246261
>"You fellas can't camp here, this ain't bean person of colour heaven," I said, then brought the shotgun up around waist level and pointed it towards them. I opened the gate and went into the street. "You need to get the fugg off my block right now." I was sweating so badly from fear it was dripping into my eyes. "What?" asked the hispanic smoking guy, his face getting pale, "Whatzat?"

>I said "I'm a white boy with a migraine and a pump shotgun and I don't want to listen to your horsesh*t. No habla espanol." They all started backing away. It's a bit comical to watch about fifty mexicans walking backwards with their hands on their crotches.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHA

>>383246332
Whatever man, all sapes look the same to a true neanderthal.

>>383245646
>>383246029
>>383246260

It's obviously Mettle. It decreases the chance that they can run away successfully but gives them a boost to attack

>>383246419
Jesus fuck I wouldn't be surprised.

What's the best Wizardry for a noob to play?

8?

>>383246557
7 is probably better, 8 has really tedious and long battles

>>383246557
7 (if you plan on sticking with the series) or 8 if you only want to play one. 8 is the best in the series, but you can carry your character over to 8 from 7 so that's the best plan probably.

>>383246625
>8 has really tedious and long battles
The fast combat mod alleviates that problem a lot.

>>383246625
>>383246640

Thank ye

GOG seems to have 6-8.

>>383228185
>No Minotaurs as Party members
DROPPED

I want to play like Grimrock Where I had 3 Minos 1 human

>>383228787
>Magic: 2 of 2
What did he mean by THIS?

>>383246640
Not him but I saw that you can have 8(?) characters in wizardry 8 do you have to make 8 or can you just beat the game with a single character?