>play american game >get shot

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>be american
>get shot

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>>383221765
>there are third world yuropoors posting on this board that don't put their sneakers in the freezer

>be american
>trade a game with my friend at school
>get shot

>>383222263
>not microwaving your shoes for warmth
They truly are missing out

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If only

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>>383222263
>>383222480
Fucking kek
>>383221765
who teaches you to hate america so much? I honestly dont see the point in shitposting about america yet saying you're not obsessed with them.

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>play american game
>player and NPCs wear shoes in their homes

>>383221921
Well, why doesn't America celebrate easter?

>play French game
>can't figure out what the fuck's going on so I just give up

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>play European game
>get jihaded

>>383223274
tru

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>be european
>dont face mecca and pray
>get beheaded
>be european
>go outside
>get hit by a truck of peace and tolerance
>be european
>explode

>>383221765
>be american playing game
>shoot robber

>>383225739
tru

>theater level in American game
>crab legs are the only healing item and falcons are the only enemy
wtf Yankees?

>>383223038
That weird post again, deja vu.

>>383228752
>That part on Dawn of The Dead in the theater
how would I know to pick the crab legs? That's just bad design.

>Visit my cousin in America
>Get stopped by customs
>Cop ask me if that is a roll of coins in my pocket or I'm just happy to see him
>Say it's actually a banana
>Didn't declare it at customs
>Didn't pay the banana tax
>Didn't tip
>Get shot

>>383229332
It's because you forgot to clap.

>>383221765
>Fallout: New Vegas
>First thing that happens is you get shot

>European level
>muffled truck noises and Islamic chanting in the distance

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>>383221765
>play american game
>get QTE

>>383229835
>play american game
>no boss battle
>party hates you if you are anti-gay

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i'm american and i've never understood this clapping meme

>>383223274

>play American game
>lose the twin towers
>3000 people die

>>383222263
>taking your shoes indoors
Do amerimen reealy do dis

>>383222708
Way to handle the bants, you sound mad AF lmao

>british level
>shoddy contracting kills 80 in fire

>african level
>niggers

>>383222928
Because >protestcucks

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>play swedish game
>get raped