DAME YODAME NANOYO
WOW BREKING THE WORLD
WOW BREAKING THE RULE KOWASE
ORETACHI NO
JAAJIMENTO
>>383219482
anyone got the webm?
>>383219482
Miracle Johnson vs Nugget
Who wins?
>>383221392
Masochistic Man.
>>383219482
KIRASAKE
TENDAHNESS
STEP AND GO
>main story
>4/10
>side content
>11/10
Any other game like this?
SU NAO NI
I RUV YOU
TODOKE YO U KITTO
YOU RUV ME
>>383222226
Wonder who got >>383222222
>>383222226
Shadow of Mordor
>nemesis system
>orc rankings
>orcs get their own strenghts and fears depending of what happens to them
>"How to train your orc" side missions
>>383222226
>4/10
You're insane
0 was legitimately a masterpiece of vidyakino, if you didn't cry at the end you're not human
>>383223708
>Muh lot
>Everyone's a huge asshole so I guess I'll act like a crazy person now
>Ok now in the last three seconds of this game that shows how the main characters of the series meet they will meet and have no meaningful interaction whatsoever
>>383223945
The saga of Makoto and Tachibana was fucking kino and shits all over any game released in 2017, the game's kino accept it
>>383222226
Yakuza 5. Yakuza 2 is the exact opposite.
>>383223708
I found the actual Yakuza story quite boring and it went on way too long, with the only thing at stake being a dumb empty lot. And character motivations and factions just were too inane.
Side stories were amazing though.
>>383224215
But bro land development issues are very exciting
>>383224215
>he doesn't understand the stakes of that property during Japan's bubble period when the land was worth 4x that of all American land while being smaller than California
>he doesn't understand the gokudo code of honor
Shamefur dispray
>>383224337
Sorry it's not your mindless GTA nigger shit
>>383224337
>>383224357
Whats at stake is something I personally, and the character's I'm playing as, have little investment in personally. And since it's a prequel I already know how the events play out. So i found it all quite boring, watching Majima (who barely acts like Majima) and Kiryu (whose motivations I lost track of halfway through) chasing after a lot for some reason.
Doesn't help that I played Sleeping Dogs recently which had an amazing story.
>>383224435
Let's not pretend either series has masterfully written plots, but yes, I too prefer Yakuza main stories. 1, 2 and 0 make for nice (and only somewhat unrealistic) crime drama. The rest jump the shark too hard.
In terms of plot:
Y2>Y0=Y1>Shinada's Story Y5>Y4>Y3=Y5
Just be yourself anon!
>>383224671
Sleeping Dogs was rushed and it showed. The story is fucking trash too, hurr durr can't let anyone find out I'm a cop while he is blatant about it and can wear police uniforms even
>>383224676
0 was kino and put the West to shame with their fixation on telling cinematic stories without even trying, 0 puts GTA 5 to fucking shame
>>383225382
You're using shitty /tv/ memes so I can't tell if you're even being genuine or not.
Yakuza is so kino that even Kitano the master of gokudo kinography wanted to be in it
It's literal kino
>>383225498
Butthurt that someone called out Sleeping Dogs as the trash it is that won't even get a sequel
And it's not a meme when famous actors want to be in your game
>This one kinoautist itt
I've definitely seen this same faggot ruin several other threads today.
ZEN ZEN DAME DA ZE
>>383225660
I'm this guy anon>>383224676
Stop using words you don't know the meaning of if you want me to take you seriously. I love Yakuza dearly but it isn't a series known for excellent writing.
>>383225810
Because extolling the virtues of a masterpiece is ruining threads
Oh right I forgot I'm on /v/ where the cool kid newfags shit on everything
>everything is shit so I'm going to get a dumb bowl cut, buy a really tacky snakeskin jacket, never wear a shirt again, and start acting like a total nutjob
>We get to return the favor and ruin the Yakuza shitposters thread now
OH BOY!
Posting kino from a much better video game.
>>383225948
Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-aYf4debh4
Also the cock/rooster in the bowling alley isn't funny. Stop posting it everywhere.
>>383225917
It's literally kino to the point Takeshi Kitano is in the game
>>383225948
If it was a better game it would have got a real sequel :^)
>>383219208
what is kino
THIS THREAD COULD USE A PORK BUN
Walking or driving around this game in the rain is more "kino" than your entire game faggot.
Can't wait for kinofag to be crushed when he see's the travesty that is Y6, a game with a more WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING plot than Y3 and has Haruka getting RICED.
>>383225552
>>383225660
Do you have any facts to back up these actors wanting to be in the game beyond getting a paycheck?
>Brags about having real japanese actors in his game
>Doesn't know Sleeping Dogs had literally the same thing with a chinese cast
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2241982/
>>383226220
Still mad that Definitive Edition added that smog everywhere that kinda hurts the night time atmosphere.
>>383226427
Yeah that sucked. I just grabbed an image off google so that might be from the definitive edition
Look guys I liked Sleeping Dogs and even platinumed it but Yakuza is just better, accept it
Sleeping Dogs could have been 10/10 if it wasn't so rushed. Just look at the DLC that was the most empty padded out shit I've ever played
>>383226573
Doesn't matter. Blood for blood. Your thread is not being recovered faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH8Qc9-gA8
>Kino
How about a movie kino faggot? There's nothing more kino than that right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE2ADqLuzvU
>>383226825
You are small time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqc-nwhbexY
>>383227156
This thread needs some PUSSY HENTAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YogGgrDJyAI
Sleeping Dogs girl power rankings
Toppest tier
Inspector Teng
Top Tier
Not Ping
Illyana
Ok tier
Needy car girl
Shit tier
Emma Stone rice burner who was lying about being a teacher
The cheating asian
>>383226989
Funny to see S-E's logo there when they killed the company and any chance at a sequel
Yakuza got a kinograph directed by Takashi Miike too at least that franchise still gets games :^)
>>383227598
>kinograph
What?
>>383227598
One near dead western dev managed to make a better Yakuza than Sega has in far too many attempts and you see fit to brag about that as a Yakuza fan?
You're a weird dude.
>ctrl+f Kino
>18 results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmolodMHKiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhGJCPFZGTs
>this blatant shitposting directed at Yakuza by some samefagging anon
Can't anons like both Sleeping Dogs and Yakuza?
>>383228024
Some Yakuzashitposter who's itt (he started getting angry about Sleeping Dogs before I or anybody else mentioned it) decided to ruin a Sleeping Dogs thread earlier today. Karma. He's not getting his thread back either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggqnoedaJug
>>383227737
Dude the game was fine but nowhere near the level of Yakuza 0
>>383228024
A lot of them are PC shitposters who convince themselves Yakuza is bad because it's a never ever game for them
>>383228154
You know the rules. Linky or you stinky.
>>383228213
>Being so retarded you sour grape multiplats that you have
Sleeping Dogs is a pile of shitheap compared to Yakuza
>>383228154
>decided to ruin a Sleeping Dogs thread
You guys were crying that you'll never get a sequel because Square Enix hates you and your game so I just said to try Yakuza then some Pcbro faggot jumped down my throat about it
>>383228302
>Op says lets have a sleeping dogs thread
>Say NOPE with a Yakuza Gif
>Somebody comments that Sleeping Dogs has better violence
>You proceed to go apeshit and wreck the thread
FTFY
Have a pork bun while you watch your thread burn.
>>383228278
Fucking thank you
Good to see some fellow kinobros with taste left on this board
Sleeping Dogs was a fun game with a lot of promise but rushed to shit, the "dating" parts were half assed as fuck and could never compare to something like the club management minigame in 0
>>383228154
C'mon, anon. Two wrongs don't make a right.Though I did just download SD on Steam. Kinda annoyed that alt-tab completely fucks with the screen res. That aside, how badly does the Definitive Edition fuck up the original games visuals?
>>383228420
It's straight up a downgrade it almost every regard. Worse face models. Smokey effects everywhere that ruin the night atmosphere.
Pirate the standard edition and DLC if you can.
>>383228408
The gif guy wasn't me my first reply was to the violence guy
There's more than 1 Yakuza fan on this site you know
>>383228410
Ah yes fellow kino kino kino kino kino
Yakuza kino rooster scene kino kino kino
>>383228514
So you literally just saw a single post saying one part of sleeping dogs was better than Yakuza and decided you needed to wreck the thread.
Makes it a lot better.
>>383224671
Sleeping Dogs had an awful plot with one of the worst MC's in gaming history.
>>383228498
Welp, fuck me. Why would they totally remove the standard edition? Like fot example, Metro Redux hasn't replaced the original release of the game. Why'd they go and do that?
>>383228498
>>383228420
Figured thats a bold claim to make so here's the evidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgmCfYMcFbA&t=115s
Sleeping dogs fans can't keep their autism in check. Bet they're the faggots spreading the word that Yakuza was a gta clone
>>383228658
>wreck the thread
It's not your safespace anon and your game is no more free from criticism than any else out there
I think it's an interesting endeavour to argue the merits between the two, feel free to keep posting
>>383228704
>>383228792
Wow those 6 extra seconds you waited to make it authentic not samefagging must have been torture
>>383227598
Miike is fucking trash.
Sleeping Dogs gettin rekt the fuck out ITT right now by based kinobros
>>383228819
>I think it's an interesting endeavour to argue the merits between the two, feel free to keep posting
Right, that's totally the tone of the posts you made in that thread.
Reap the consequences of your actions faggot. Everyone ITT can directly thank this guy for me directing my autism on your series for this thread
>>383228905
I dont need good arguments, just to make your thread unenjoyable.
>>383226071
>Takeshi Kitano
You're on /v/ no one fucking cares about actors.
It's a rare moment when the universe gives you an opportunity to deliver karma yourself like this.
This was fun. But I hope we don't have to do it again. Maybe just don't rampantly shitpost next time?
>Yakuza thread
>That one guy has to shitpost Sleeping Dogs to justify his tastes
Did you guys pick up the reprints? $30 for Yakuza 2 was a steal, and I'm glad Sega knocked those shit eating scalpers off their high horse.
>>383228951
>>383229002
So you're admitting you're shitposting then. You know that's bannable right?
>>383229154
Nigger how fucking nuweeb are you to have never watched one of his movies, he was in Battle Royale and MXC something every weeb over the age of 12 should have seen, you're underage af
>>383229279
Link the thread faggot
The only shitposter is you
>>383229304
The mods aren't coming to save you faggot. Or the yakuza shitposter would have been banned earlier today.
>Yakuza is announced to possibly have PC ports upcoming
>threads turn to shitflinging dumpster fire
Like pottery
Is it worth learning how to play Majong and Shougi to get 100%?
>>383229283
Wait, what? Are they selling on their website or where? Amazon prices are still $45+.
>>383229304
I know who the fuck Takeshi you raging faggot, I don't expect anyone in a FUCKING VIDEO GAME board to know who the fuck Takeshi Kitano is. Go back to /tv/ and talk about which actresses armpits smell better after a pissbath you autistic cunt
>>383229747
Unironically this
>>383229814
Shows 39.99 new on my account
>>383225552
>It's literal kino
>>383229896
>I don't expect anyone in a FUCKING VIDEO GAME board to have watched MXC or entry level J-kino like Battle Royale
You know 4chan is a weeaboo site right
Back to readdit
>>383229747
As an idort this saddens me. It also makes me extremely unsure if I should pursue this Y0 platinum or wait and do it when I inevitably buy it again.
>>383230085
>>383230001
>>383229747
>Game is even tangentially related to a PS4 exclusive
>Post appears attacking the game and propping up Sony's game within the first 5 post of the thread without fail
>>383230114
It won't come out for PC, Sega sells them in China now and makes more there then they would from 3rd world piratefags on PC
>>383230204
What was the point in making that an insult charged post? Why do you think SEGA would limit themselves to a single market when they've stated their success with the recent Platinum parts and literally name dropped Yakuza as something they're considering?
>>383230471
Because if it goes multiplat then Yakuza will be a shit series like Sleeping Dogs
>>383230589
>will be a shit series
6 already happened.
>>383230471
>literally name dropped Yakuza as something they're considering
You mean a Sega of Europe deskjockey who has no control or say over Yakuza
Imagine being so stubborn to not buy a PS4 that you'd miss masterpieces like Yakuza and Persona 5. I should ruin the game for you right now, not like you'll ever play it on PC anyway
>>383230812
>2 games
>+Gravity Rush 2, Tearaway, and the eventual Kingdom Hearts 3 unless that too comes to PC
I can literally count on one hand the number of PS4 exclusives that exist and I care about
>>383230960
I can count 0 PC games because I don't play faggot reddit shit like Counter Strike and MOBAs
>>383230812
>I should ruin the game for you right now
Go ahead, do it, I literally couldn't give less of a shit. If Yakuza 0 is a game that can't hold up with the story spoiled it wasn't a game worth my time in the first place. Go ahead and ruin the ending for anybody ITT who genuinely likes the game and hasn't beaten it yet.
>>383231015
>Resorting to shitty memebabble because there's literally no way to justify not going with the gaming PC+consoles and handhelds that suit your needs combo in 2017
Pathetic
>>383231128
Ok the ending is Sleeping Dogs never gets another game because it's a lazy rushed pile of shit that was such a disappointment S-E shitcanned the devs and Yakuzakino only gets more popular as time goes on
The End
>>383229747
>starts a flamewar
>blames it on pcfags
>>383231015
Every multiplat might as well be PC exclusive because the 30fps 1080p console ports are entirely irrelevant
How much would Kiryu have to pay for the real estatein your heart?
>>383231363
It did sooooo bad and that's why there's a full movie on the way featuring on of the biggest chinese actors.
Nope, nobody saw anything in that series. We'll never Sleeping Dogs ever again, that's why Square Enix is still funding a movie.
>>383231421
I'd rather actually physically own my games than rent them like a faggot
That's why so many Pniggers are pirates when you're buying air either way then what's the point of caring
Most PCniggers are Gen Z children who grew up after physical media died out and don't understand the benefits, there's a reason Steam is an abject failure in Japan because they have taste there and only bother with physical media
>>383231581
>I'd rather own the worst version of a game than play the definitive version
lol
>>383231670
Ok post your Steam download of Persona 5 and Yakuza 0 then
Fucking pcniggers ruining every Yakuza thread now because of their insatiable salt
>>383231581
>Most PCniggers are Gen Z children who grew up after physical media died out and don't understand the benefits, there's a reason Steam is an abject failure in Japan because they have taste there and only bother with physical media
I think I just contracted autism from this sentence
>>383231740
>Ok post your Steam download of Persona 5 and Yakuza 0 then
How?
I remember Yakuza threads being really nice during the months after 0s release, what happened?
>>383232370
Shitposting breeds shitposting. One anon acts like a little faggot and everyone follows in suit. People should just ignore it, but they won't.
>>383232370
PCfags started ruining them with portbegging like they are prone to do
>>383232881
>Yakuza shitposting showing up in unrelated threads
>Follows its way back to Yakuza threads
>"Why did PCFats ruin the threads?"
Are you honestly this retarded or just playing dumb?
>>383223157
>>383233143
He's a consolefag, take a guess
>>383233143
(You)
>>383233368
>He thinks that works
>383233447
(You)
>He thinks he's clever
383233662
(You)
>
>>383225931
No one would care if your first post wasn't a shitty /tv/ meme used to shitpost.
MAN IT'S A HOT ONE
LIKE SEVEN INCHES FROM THE MID DAY SUN
>>383230070
whos the guy on the bottom right?
>>383226038
I'll never. fucking. forget this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85w6bmSacX4
>>383226105
A term to refer as top-tier art certain movies or games.
Please don't die
>>383241314
Wait until Kiwami for more relevant threads
>>383242034
>wait
>>383242178
Wait until everyone has the English release of Kiwami so that we can have actual discussion
>>383242279
>being a filthy EOPAlright, See you fags in a month
>>383225362
>gets turned into some american cop's cumdump in 3 and onwards
fuck this gay world, i still believe real Kiryu is out there in the land side, living life with his wife raising their daughteru
>>383219208
So, which games can I emulate and which are worth playing? Can I just start with the first one and progress in chronological order? Or is any of the games in the series (sans 0, obviously) a prequel/midquel/whatever?
>>383244930
1 and 2 though 1 remake is coming out soon
>>383244930
Start with 0, emulate 1&2 on PCSX2, then you'll need a PS3 to continue.
In regards to 1, you could also wait for Kiwami(even though a handful of autists will claim otherwise), but you'll have to emulate 2 anyway.
But you won't do this. Because Yakuza games are pretty much all the same, and you have to be able to endure a lot of repitition, to go through more than 1-2 games in a row.
>>383244930
Emulate the first two. Then work your way up. Avoid Dead Souls unless you REALLY get into the series.
>>383245114
Deadly Premonition is one of my favourite games, I can deal with repetition and simplistic gameplay if the atmosphere and story are enjoyable.
>>383222226
Every single Fallout (except 4)/Elder Scroll/Witcher game.
>>383225948
Literally who?
>>383224174
Yeah the two first Yakuza games are kind of barebones in terms of secondary stuff. I had fun with them, still.
>>383237703
Keiji "Massive Body Count" Shibusawa
>>383245114
>start with 0
This is retarded.
>you will never have your own signature fighting style
>you will never glow
>>383222226
Andromeda and any open world Bethesda game