SGDQ 2017: FAST

first for complete and utter choke

cfb if you're reading this please save the shitass commentary from themselves

just got here, i thought this was supposed to be a race

This is boring.

Not a race.

Shit sucks.

I was making food, what happened to the other two guys?

Who do you think is going to win, /v/? My money's on Zoast.

>>383217225
died to phantoon

>>383217193
Fuck you, potatoman is pretty funny.

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this is embarrasing

Reminder that they should've played better

>>383217193
im sitting at home what do you want me to do my man

>>383217097

we're in here

>>383217113
>1000+ DOLLARY DINGOS FOR CLAPPING

So what would happen if Zoast chokes?

>>383217278
Fuck you, they're all terrible

>>383217328
Are we? I'm pretty sure we're in here.

>>383217215
>trying to figure out what you mean
>tab back
>oats and VIP are dead already
whew what

>sit down to watch comfy million-year JRPG run
>schedule is so fucked it doesn't start before an hour

GDQ was a mistake.

>>383217225
Died to the boss 12 minutes in, no saves.

Now i want the third guy to die too and the run to get mercy killed.

sad it ended like this but low% is no joke

>>383217289
It's gone. You don't need to bring it any more attention.

>>383217339
Phantoon chooses what happens to the animals

>>383217339

>J R P G TIME

I haven't really been following this year at all. What have I missed? And why is Super Metroid being played so late?

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Did /our guy/ Notch donate yet?

>>383217398
Both died at 10 minutes in

>>383217278
the bald guy on the couch is absolutely fucking awful

Should have reset the race

>>383217398
Died to Phantoon, which is practically a GDQ tradition it happens so frequently.

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>>383217458

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>""""Race""""
Lmao

NO ONE PHANS WITH THE THOON

How the fuck does this shit manage to fill the hall?

I went away for 10 minutes and they all chock bless gdq

>>383217510
He donated during mario relay.

>>383217497

Because GDQ decided to put the most popular game blocks as late at night as possible.

never played a metroid game.
which one is his health? the energy number or the purple blocks above it?

>>383217550
>Complains ugly tranny is getting too much attention
>Gives it more attention anyway.
But why?

>RIDDLEY

TOO BIG FOR SMASH

>>383217696
Buffalo Bill there doesn't get money from 4chan shitposts

>>383217687
each block is a set of 99 energy

>>383217687
Every purple block is 100 health.

>>383217687
Both. Each purple block is 100 energy.

>>383217687
Each purple block is 99 health points. The number is how much health he has on the current block.

>>383217436
No one ever dies to anything besides Phantoon in a Super Metroid run.

when's my man dist running ds3 all bosses?

>>383217323
post something passive-aggressive on twitter but don't @ them

>>383217780
It's a charity anon.

Ridley really sounds like something from Godzilla

>>383217963
>he doesn't know

>>383217926
Last year the guy who was leading the pack died at mother brain.

>>383218000
im friends with like everyone on the couch and the runners so thats not going to happen

>this required quiet time

Is this runner shit?

>>383217687
go play super metroid anon

>>383218157
Not as shit as the other 2 apparently.

>>383218096
can you tell us why the bald guy with glasses was invited as comedic relief, and nobody noticed he is a complete fag?

the (((colonel)))

>thousand dollar (((anonymous))) donation

>>383218157
Can't take the chance since the other 2 choked on a bag of phantom dick I guess

>>383218096
ok well can you tell patty to stop being retarded with people who don't have any chemistry with him

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Why is he glowing?

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Nice race

>>383218309

That made me laugh.

>>383218157
At one point he held the WR in every important category for Super Metroid

>>383218284
dude just wanted their name to not be revealed!

>>383218250
>>383218376
no patty only knows how to be retarded and thats why everyone (there) loves him

>>383218402

Oh, so he's not ACTUALLY shit, just bad at marathons?

>>383217926
>forgetting the year SLOW AND STEADY won because the other runners fucked up their HP totals during the Mother Brain fight

>>383218402
Doesn't he hold the record for RBO?

Guys I'm just tuning in. Why aren't they racing? What happened?

>>383218535
why did you feel the need to capitalize a random part of your sentence

>>383218512
He won the SM race at the last GDQ too. He's probably tuning out everyone and doesn't realize they're doing it.

>>383218614
two of three runners died on phantoom

((((((((((((((((anonymous))))))))))))))))))

>>383218614
the other two died

>>383218512

Na Zoast is ridiculous at Super Metroid, this is a guy that plays the game like 8 hours a day, every single day.

I don't normally watch speedruns and I'm confused at why he grabbed the Varia Suit when he already had the Gravity Suit. Isn't Gravity just the Varia but better?

>>383218614
There was a race.

Was. You can thank Phantoon for fucking it all up.

>>383218705
>>383218284
>>383218447
There's something wrong with you.

>>383218576
He's also the WR holder for this category

. is /ourboy/ bearman saving this run?

>>383218692
>>383218723
>>383218758

Oh, that's unfortunate. And quite shameful.

Thanks for the info.

>>383218769
theres something bluepilled with you

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>>383218758
>Phantoon
>fucking it up
>not making it better

>>383218730

Oh, that's impressive. I'm probably just an idiot then, who can't recognize how hard this all is.

>>383218863
Paranoia no doubt.

>>383218504
well he wasn't retarded during the alttp run, just funny...

>>383218925
Well there is a joy in seeing it fuck shit up.

>>383218932
super metroid basically requires you to sell your soul to shigeru to actually run it

I thought this boss had a quick kill?

man these threads are slow. It's coming to a dead stop once the dreaded 8 hour run happens next.

>>383219043

Really? Is what we're watching THAT impressive? They should really get a more informative couch.

>>383218951
well two of the racers died so hes just trying to take attention off them, also he was better friends with the lttp runners so better chemistry

>>383219089
then it will be all over.

>>383219043
It's one of the first games people started speed running so it has well over a decade of optimization at this point.

>>383219080
probably referring to killing him with shinesparks, which can't be done in low% ice because you dont pick up speed booster

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>>383218042
Ok, let me break it down for you.

>attention whoring trans-trender sees popular event
>attention whoring trans-trender uses popular event to shill for his own channel by giving his discord members donation reading privileges when he's announcing
>tries to butt in on every event he can
>gets mad because of an emote and tries to get a twitch streamer banned over it who's not even involved with anything related to SGDQ
>uses this opportunity to cause more drama
>forces chat to go emote only when he appears on screen because "muh transphobia"
>loses a tetris game and makes out with another trans on screen because he knows it will cause even more drama
>has his subscribers suck his dick on the chat, discord and twitter all day, every day

>>383219080
You need the grapple beam to do it, and this is a low% run so it's faster to just fight the boss the long way.

>>383219080
It does. It involves shinespark, and it's a pain in the ass.

>>383219080
He does, but you need enough health for it

>another big anonymous donation
yeah

>>383219089
>threads
>s
yeah that's the problem, there's two of them at once and both are being used

>>383219130
Yeah, it's stupidly technical. Tried running it myself, gave up because the skill gap is that ridicolous. Couch isn't informative because most people know super metroid runs by now, since it's always been at GDQ and is a very popular speedgame in general

Just tuned in.

Where is the race? I donated 400 on this.

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Best boy on couch

>donation from Butt Pirate Jay

>>383219169
Too convoluted. There are simpler ways to suck out money from people for your own gain.

>>383219234
wooo!

>>383219309
Other two contestants died on Phantoon and didn't make any saves. They would've restarted about 13 minutes behind.

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>>383219309
Phantoon ate the race.

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Is this a gaming stream or a stand up comedy stream?

>>383219309
oats and over both died on Bantoon lmao

TROLLEY PROBLEM

>>383219385
It's not always about money, anon. Sometimes the sweet sweet attention is all you need.

>>383219284

Ah okay, too bad for people like me then, but oh well. At least now I know that this is more technical than it looks.

>>383218628
Why did you feel the need to capitalize nothing in your sentence?

>>383219437
Its autism incarnate.

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>>383219476

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i'm posting another cat picture and there's nothing you can do to stop me

GDQ has fallen so fucking low.

>>383217458
is it just crying in it's room now or what

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>speed bullying

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Post >yfw this goes over 1 hour.

>Patty bringing up legit points
>Everyone ignores him

=(

Where do I go to find ESA?

why is zoast soloing it?

>>383219437
Patty's the only one doing stand-up, but both

>Is it too late to get Patty off the couch

>doubting the donation incentive
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D

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>You're not really killing the animals
Wow never heard that point before. Hell, I got my donation comment read last year and it said the same thing.

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Faulty logic. By knowing of the animals' plight, and by ignoring them when you could save them, you are in effect killing them with your inaction.

savage

>>383219494
Then...why do you keep bringing attention to them?

anyone else /neverBeatenMetroid/ here

B T F O

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>Moral arguments during Super Metroid

>>383219580

The other two choked on Phantoon 10 minutes in.

>>383219603

inaction =/= action

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*sniff*

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS RUTHLESS

How butthurt do you think Narcissa is that ProtoTransicalKike is getting all the speedtranny attention and power

>>383219309
Donatorfags btfo kek

>>383219596
well maybe you shouldve killed yourself last year then

>>383219618
I've never even played it.

Damn, the bantz are getting more and more savage.

>another anonymous donation

>((((anonymous 2k donation))))

HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND IF I NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE?

>anonymous $2.9k donation

Sure

ANON DOES IT AGAIN :^)

>>383217113
I left after Tetris last night. Anything interesting happen since?

2900
9
0
0

>tfw this empowers Patty
>With newfound boldness he couches literally every run at AGDQ 2018, no one can stop him
>yfw

THE BABY

>Another (((anonymous))) donation

>>383219385
you missed the part where it said:
>attention whoring trans-trender

THE BABY

THE BABY

THE BABY

THE BABY

>>383219503
best way to judge technicality is to play the game casually and watch a speedrun after. also makes you appreciate it more

>Patty bringing up legit points
>Everyone ignores him

=(

>>383219615

I like Saltyicecream and how he depicts happy sex. Seeing the girls smiling while making love is a real nice change, it's sweet and sexy at the same time.

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>anonymous donation
>generic comment read

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There sure are a lot of anonymous donations for a lot of money. Do you really think people wouldnt want to take credit for that or talk about why theyre donating so much?

I say money
you say laundering

>anonymous 2900 dollars donation
LOOK AT THAT GENEROSITY

THE BABY

This the new thread where we help address the problems of protogoy?

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>runners are so fucking jealous that the couch (paddy) is 100% stealing their spotlight.

So fucking salty!

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Banter donation with sound.
>>>/wsg/1769619
>>>/wsg/1769619
>>>/wsg/1769619

>3k anon
wew

>((((((((((anonymous))))))))))

THE BABY

BOY HE BOUT TO GET BANNED

why are you fags memeing about anonymous donations, what does it mean???

>>383219701
>>383219676
>>383219673
>>383219672

money laundering time fellas!

>>383219618
>>383219661
Played Super and Prime

Super is shit

Prime is fantastic

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where are the demons made for my semen

>People don't believe that there are others that donate large amounts anonymously.

>>383219649
I'ma gonna cum to those feet.

how the fuck does Zoast do it, lads?
HOW?

>>383219618
just metroid?

I actually did, the very first one is the only one I played

>/ourdonation/

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uh...

WHAT ARE OVERFIEND AND OATS TALKING ABOUT?

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>>383219760
Cute.

>>383219284
so instead of explaining things and making it interesting, they just invited this bald faggot who sucks up all the air in the room and is literally the only one talking 95% of the time, providing no information at all about the game. good idea.

>>383219763
hi Mike

>You're now conscious of the fact that Patty is the only one laughing at his jokes on the couch

I mean he's fucking funny but god damn dude, this resilience. He does not get discouraged.

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why is only one guy playing in a race

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>>383219772
Stop

THIS MAN
IS GONNA GET
A BAN

>>383219656
How long till she gets the chibi treatment of pizza's and stream raiding?

>>383219618
If you're talking about the NES game, then yeah, dropped it after I realised that I'd have to backtrack to the ice beam because I swapped it for wave and would need it to progress afterwards.

>No fun allowed
>repeating the same fucking meme about animals over and over is

Who the fuck runs this shit.

I alt tabbed for a while, did Zoast just save?

can these """"donations""" be audited?

>ANONYMOUS DONATION

A THOUSAND!

ANONYMOUS!

WOW!

>>383219763

GDQ is a money-laundering scheme. Anonymous donations are a great way to write things off in the books.

>>383219760
Tell him to put a shirt on, he looks like a hundred and seven pounds of bird shit

>>383219768
Zero Mission > Fusion > Prime Pinball > who gives a half of a shit about the rest

>>383219731
money laundering

>Safety saving before Mother Brain

Under these circumstances, good.

>>383219783
it's the quantity that is questionable

>safety save

what a fucking pussy

>you ever notice that...theres way too many trannies here...

PATTY NO

I cant wait to see all these
>lets harass protomagicalboy guize
Posts in a kotaku article later this week.
Falseflagging scum.

>Another 1000 "anonymous" donation
not even an attempt to hide it

What the fuck is this? He's not even speedrunning anymore.

how close is the save/kill? are the anon donations trying to tip the incentive closer to even to get more people to donate? is this a ruse?

>all these 4 digit donations after another
when are they going to get exposed for laundering

>>383219748
thanks Anon

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>>383219727

>mfw smile fetish

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A N O N Y M O U S

THIS GUY IS SO FUCKED

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>>383219824
>>383219772

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KILL THEM ALL

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Anon why are you donating so much? Are you rich?

>>383219864
It's a boring Let's Play

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>ANONYMOUS """""""DONATIONS""""""""

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>>383219727
>>383219615

Related

CAN'T TOAST THE ZOAST

This fight will be like 15 minutes long, fuck.

>get out of shower
>tune back into the race
>2 runners got dumpstered 20 minutes in
>donations bringing the fucking bantz
>bonesaw's boyfriend shitposting on the couch

the fuck happened

>>383219656
Go to zer stream and see. Zi's been raging all week about it.

>>383219783
People donate to attentionwhore or for tax benefits

>no name
>no comment
Makes you think

>We have a donation for $1000!
>It's anonymous...

Inb4 someone yells WAAAH

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This anonymous fellow sure is generous.

I don't get it, why are you guys reacting to the $1000 donations?

>>383219805
At least it's easy to tell she's really his kid.

Sigh

I guess I'll watch an hour of the FF run just to see what all the buzz is about

>>383219851
It's at the highlight run of the week. This is exactly the time this would happen.

>>383219618
I actually beat Super Metroid for the first time like an hour ago and started watching the run because someone pointed it out after I told them.
I beat Metroid 1 and 2 beforehand though.

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QUIET
he's reached motherbrain

See guys, I'm feeling really fucking generous today. TIme for some more 1k donations

>shots are continuously out of range
he's not gonna make it

>>383219729
>image
I'M MAD

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WOW ALL THOSE 1K DONATION ISNT IT AWESOME GUYS,THIS IS SUCH A GREAT CAUSE!!

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More fake donations than real.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>383219743
To be fair
>Spend hundreds and hundreds of hours perfecting your autistic craft
>GDQ is the only time of year that you're able to showcase your incredibly specific talent
>Some chucklefuck sits behind you and banters uncontrollably during your run

I'm not saying it isn't funny, but there are probably people who wouldn't want this.

>>383219924
You know what happened. Phantoon happened.

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What do you guys think of my GF?

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Someone yelling "WAH" would amuse me right now

BORING

>>383219841
that means no one can question it!

>>383219843
Good reference.

WAAAH

>race
I'm only watching this shit because of Patty.

ONE ETERNITY LATER

>>383219929
Or, they might donate because they believe in the cause.
That's something that happens when you're not a jaded cynical teen.

>>383219950
We're just so moved at their generosity! : )

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>oatsngoats laughing his ass off at zoast taking damage

>>383220009
I would shit myself laughing

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>yfw he dies to rainbow beam

>>383220025
>BORING
How the fuck did you think this would play out

what does low% ice mean?

I feel like I'd enjoy Super Metroid more if I knew my way arround more. it's a cool game - it's quite hard and getting lost kind of ruins it though

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You guys think anyone has ever masturbated to mother brain?

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>>383220009

>>383219813
Well the runners sure as hell aren't trying to have fun so someone's gotta make the run watchable.

>>383219858
Can't wait to see how many of you actually go through with shit when protogoy starts streaming again.

Hey qt mtf post pics, you won't be banned

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>>383219997
How do you get around your house without tripping over old milk jugs full of piss?

>>383219763
Whenever they do that, it means they didn't actually get a donation and just say it to make it seem like there is a lot of people donating. It gets super obvious on the final day.

boring af senpai desu ne

WHY WONT THIS BOSS DIE?

>That bulge on the chest

Does Mother Brain have tits?

>>383220008
looks doctored

>people say Metroids are good games
>this boss fight
God awful

I missed everything up until he started the mother brain fight, what's all this about saltiness toward the couch?

>>383219909
>not actually animeüated

NOW YOU FUCKED UP

>>383220068
No one's even moving anon.

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just got home lads

any autism happen?

>>383220085
It means you only collect a few items but you get the ice beam.

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Does the boss fight normally take this long?

>patty didn't get banned on the LTTP run just to get banned on this one

>>383220085
arbitrary rules
>low
collecting as little missle and health upgrades as possible
>ice
ice beam only

what a sick boss fight

looks like i really missed out on the "best" metroid game out there

So why is this a hard part requiring intense concentration?

>>383220090

haha wouldn't that be crazy?? ha

fucking dead silence. awful GDQ.

>>383220135
please be bait

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>>383220008

>>383220165
this is so damn long

>>383220165
If you're playing like this guy. Yeah.

>>383220162
ya ur post lol

>>383220165
Takes fucking ages with Ice.

>>383220172
because URHGHHHHGHHHH

>>383220135

His beam is underpowered

>>383220009
They would be permabanned, along with everyone else in their row

>>383219865
It's the staff putting money in so people think there are lots of actual donors

>>383220164
>awkward silence continues

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how many people are in this picture?

>>383220140
where can I buy one of these?

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PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK METROID IS A GOOD GAME?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

>>383220165
no, this is low%

>>383220110
oh that, i guess it makes sense
sorry im kinda slow towards the jew way

>>383219997
A PORTION OF PROCEEDS GO TO OUR GOOD FRIEND PROTOMAGICALGOY

>>383220172
Can't take a single hit so he survives a scripted attack, I believe

>>383219950
In case you're not baiting, people are reacting to the numerous 1k donations because they think that they're probably fake.

Why would gdq make up fake donations? To make it seem like lots of people are donating, thereby making real people more likely to donate as well. Or to make it seem like their event is larger, more successful, and not a slowly sinking piece of flaming trash.

Who knows?

mother brain has some nice tits

>>383220165
It'd low% nigga. Samus' attacks are super weak

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omo..

>>383219970
How bout you donate to me so I can pay my rent.
please, I got laid off

>>383220143
It was a 3-way race. 2 people died at Phantoon. Guy on couch called them out for being bad

>>383220009
An airhorn would work, too.

>>383219962
I've gotten halfway or more through Super Metroid, I think it's very well designed but I'd be lying if I said I thought it was super "fun." It's testy. Aiming isn't enjoyable. I wish I had the sense of joy playing classic SNES games that some people do. For me they just feel like a chore half the time.

Still amazing level design.

>>383220185
If he gets hit once the run's over.

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rate my girl friend

>>383220085
Low% can split one of two ways: the player can either grab the ice beam or the speed booster.

>>383220172
>>383220171
This. Can any Metroidfanboy defend this shit?

>>383220165
You're supposed to have a gorillion beam powerups and missiles by then

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PARTY ROCK, YEAH, WOO, LET'S GO
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND WE GON' MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND WE GON' MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
WE JUST WANNA SEE YA, SHAKE THAT
IN THE CLUB PARTY ROCK LOOKING FOR YOUR GIRL?
SHE ON MY JOCK HUH NON STOP WHEN WE IN THE SPOT
BOOTY MOVE AWAY LIKE SHE ON THE BLOCK
WHERE THE DRINK I GOT'S TO KNOW
TOP JEANS TATTOO CAUSE I'M ROCK AND ROLL
HALF BLACK HALF WHITE DOMINO, GANG OF MONEY OUT THE DOOR
YO, I'M RUNNIN' THROUGH THESE HOES LIKE DRAINO
I GOT THAT DEVILISH FLOW ROCK AND ROLL NO HALO
WE PARTY ROCK, YEAH THAT'S THE CREW THAT I'M REPPIN'
ON THE RISE TO THE TOP NO LEAD IN OUR ZEPPELIN, HEY
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND WE GON' MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND WE GON' MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
WE JUST WANNA SEE YA, SHAKE THAT
EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN' SHUFFLIN' SHUFFLIN'
STEP UP FAST AND BE THE FIRST GIRL TO MAKE ME THROW THIS CASH
WE GET MONEY DON'T BE MAD NOW STOP, HATIN' IS BAD
ONE MORE SHOT FOR US ANOTHER ROUND
PLEASE FILL UP MY CUP DON'T MESS AROUND
WE JUST WANNA SEE YOU SHAKE IT NOW
NOW YOU WANNA BE YOU'RE NAKED NOW
GET UP, GET DOWN
PUT YOUR HANDS UP TO THE SOUND
GET UP, GET DOWN
PUT YOUR HANDS UP TO THE SOUND
GET UP, GET DOWN
PUT YOUR HANDS UP TO THE SOUND
PUT YOUR HANDS UP TO THE SOUND
PUT YOUR HANDS UP TO THE SOUND
GET UP, GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP, GET UP
PUT YOUR HANDS UP TO THE SOUND, TO THE SOUND
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND WE GON' MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD GOOD GOOD TIME
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
SHAKE THAT
EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN'

>>383220162
ASIANS ARE SO FRICKING UGLY HOLY SHIT!

>>383220224
Shit thats hot

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>chill with gdq like i do every summer
>normalfag sister have her fucking friends over for normalfaggotry shit so im isolated to my room
>she fucking opens the door to my rokm without warning to "show off" my room to her normalfaggot friends
>my monitors have gdq and /v// on them
>they all giggle like the fucking teenages they are when they see my face of uncomfort
>they are gonna have a sleepover the entire night

just fucking kill me

>>383220224

What a time to be alive.

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>>383220090

>>383220165
if you dont have anything but the ice beam yeah
i hate this category

>>383220085
>low%
getting as few items as possible to beat the game
>ice
ice beam is one of two possible ways to do low percent, the other is some speed thing

>>383220216
The staff doesn't get paid.

lmao who thought this run was a good idea

Z O A S T
O
A
S
T

fuck the runners do not look like they're enjoyin this

HE DID IT!

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>>383220090
>He hasn't masturbated to Mother Brain

>and he made it
>laser beam kills him

holy fugg

>>383220279
>>383220275
moot

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>>383220214
it looks infinitely powered from the amount of spamming hes doing

>>383220279
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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>>383220235
there's nothing in that picture to omo about

holy fuck that was tense

>>383220275
>>383220279
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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>>383220275
>>383220279

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>>383220259
godspeed anon

THE BABY

>>383220104
Nobody is going to do shit, somebody is posting it so they can take screenshots and complain about harassment.

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>>383219997
This is why /pol/tards are always mad. They think charity and good will doesn't exist and it's all just a jewish conspiracy to launder money from their child prostitution pizzarias.

>>383220290
Staff does get paid. Volunteers do not.

BASED ZOAST

>>383220259

God's work Anon.

I get why people say this part is super intense but frankly this ain't shit compared to contra hard corps.

now he just gotta pray kill animals won

this boss fight represents everything about GDQ

"pew pew pew pew" music repeats "pew pew pew pew" jumps "pew pew pew" music repeats... repeat 100 times - 1000 dollar anonymous donation

>>383220259

Post the Lucina and Rem/Ram ones

DA BABY

DA BABY

DA BABY

THE BABY

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>>383220275

>>383220331
>>383220349
who?

>>383220259
Was it worth it? Barely anyone will see this.

>>383217113
>not a 100% item speedrun
boring, good thing i didn't watch it even though i wanted to. just got home to see this, how pathetic