SGDQ 2017

1st for anime

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Super Metroid is the most overrated game ever made.

Guys on the couch literally hate each other

Get ready to see a complete Metroid wipe without Behemoth here to pick up the pieces with his SLOW AND STEADY approach.

Choking to Mother Brain when

Z O A S T
O
A
S
T

I hope Zoast dies. Just to see what they do.

It could literally kill the Save/Kill bids.

>>383217179
You're going to heck kiddo

>>383217097
What is low%ice?

Hope zoast dies to watch all the donators get fucked

>>383217097
Is it just me, or is this year particularly shit?

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jesus fuck not even cons of 100,000 attendees do this shit
why not check at the door like a normal event?

WHY DO THEY EVEN CARE
They're giving out all their content FOR FREE OVER THE INTERNET
This is what happens when your little basement video game festival becomes a corporate event.

Oats is so salty.

All I want is for Zoast to die so none of the animal shit happens.

What are you eating tonight, /v/?
Don't fucking reply to me, yuropoors.

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>losers forced to watch just like Epiclyepic

Poor Pat. This couch is not having his antics.

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Why is super metroid on now instead of being the 2nd last game of the event?

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>dying 10 minutes into the run

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>>383217097
>eight fucking hours of FF

This is the first run ive caught of this gdq how has the autism held up this time around?

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Race is a failure, much like Protomagicalgirl

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What's your favorite run? Mine is DOOM™, I love the game, in face I love all Bethesda™ games!

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>DUDE everything I say needs to be a joke or a funny™ quip Xd
Christ

So what happens if Zoast dies? What happens to the Save/Kill the animals incentive?

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>runners are so fucking jealous that the couch (paddy) is 100% stealing their spotlight.

So fucking salty.

shit run for a shit event

SHUT

IT

DOWN

what happens if nobody makes it to the animals at all?

>the arbitrary amount for applause

FUCKING BANNED SO HARD

>>383217184
JULAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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This is a Vigne-approved thread.

Why don't the mods just sticky an SGDQ thread all week?

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FUCK ANIME

>if you wanna get some claps for your donations make sure you hit that 4 digit mark

Holy shit the absolute madman

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I don't mind Patty, but you can tell zoast is getting agitated by him and his yelling and joking

>>383217097
runescape never

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>>383217291

>calling out the donator reader
wew

>>383217179
Anime is illegal.

>>383217316
>mods
>doing anything right

I missed out, they died at Phantoon?

>>383217228
nah they have a backup save. Well, any competent organization would have a backup save.

So this doesn't bode well.

what's wrong with this SGDQ

everything feels awful

>>383217292
They all die to cancer

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first for i told you fucking niggers zoast would be the only one not to choke

>million dollars+
/pol/ BTFO

I'll be watching all of the FF run btw I've actually been looking forward to it

>>383217241
Nobody at GDQ will evee get fucked

>>383217284
gibe discord link

>>383217304
They'll load up a safety save. I think it's happened before on a non-race.

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>>383217312

That's a funny way to spell Satania.

>>383217270
Good.

>>383217316
sticky threads are awful
also 4chan probably can't handle a week long open sticky

>>383217316
They'd have to clean it up too often. It'd be gigantic

Is it possible we could see someone murdered live during this run?

>calling any donation less than 1k "unworthy"

wewlad

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oats just sits there....

>>383217179
Chloe is pure lust

>NOW: ZOAST SUPER METROID LOW% LP & FRIENDS

>>383217193

not exactly sure what you want me to do my dude

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Did they fight the Mushroom XIII in the KH2 run?

>>383217371
Everyone but Zoast died to Phantoon, at the exact same fucking second.

>>383217371
Two died. Zoast is left standing.

>>383217247
Because it allows the staff to live out their power fantasies

>>383217347
Did they get lost and walk into the wrong conference room?

>>383217404
>I'll be watching all of the FF run btw
More like (You) BTFO.

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>mfw I started drinking more than an hour in advance to get myself more excited for the 'race'

>>383217292
Animals exist in a superposition of simultaneously being alive and dead until observed.

So at what points during this run could he die?

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reminder GDQ will never ever be fun again

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When will fun not be banned at these events?

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>>383217247
Reminder that it's not the first time. Apparently they do this every 3 hours. Usually they remember to turn the mic off and do it during one of the "ads" that conveniently kill the video feed.

Potato guy is very hit or miss but the bowling joke was pretty good.

>>383217395
It gets worse every year.

>Ridley
>dragon

>>383217316
the threads already become bloated with shitters whenever a tranny appears, lets leave it like this

>>383217284
ZellyFF screeches anytime someone says anything bad about PMG in moonmoon discord, it all makes sense now

was.....was that a subtle tranny joke?

>>383217371
Phantoon doing its fucking job this year.

God damn, this is boring

>>383217403
he can still choke, didn't one runner choke last time against mother brain? Best shit ever.

>inviting Patty to sit on the couch
>he cracks jokes
what did they expect?

i want the third guy to die too and the run to get mercy killed.

>>383217238
Get as few items as possible, one of the items they get is the ice beam (as opposed to the speed booster)

>>383217347
That fucking chair.

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>>383216962
>zoast chokes on anything
>faggot quitters could have caught up

Did anyone make any webms of the cartwheel loli last night?

>>383217316
It would be filled with even more people who don't even watch the event and just want to attention whore with clickbait

>>383217316
if you think these threads are too fast/cancerous, a sticky would be 10x worse

plus having to refresh a lot so you don't have to load a page with 1500 posts

>>383217256
1/2 cup rice
1/2 cup ground beef
30g shredded cheese

Today's meal

>>383217097
This better be reaaaaaaal

>The hype event turned out to be this. Oh man Im fucking laughing.
>>383217312
>>383217418
Satania is for memes and impregnation, Vigne is for marrying.
>>383217318
What show?

GO TO BED SHANNON YOU CUNT

>SGDQ 2022
>Anonymous has donated 10k dollars
>One awkward clap here and there

Where will you be when this happens?

>>383217247
I didn't know Papers, Please was on the schedule this year.

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>>383217284
>I DMed his employer
ahaha trannies absolutely anally devastated

>>383217506

But that was a year everyone said gdq wasn't fun anymore either, which is it with you people?

Why the fuck do they just quit? They could restart the run at least.

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*blocks your path*

>>383217598
Yes.

>>383217626
who is the funny/bald guy on the couch?

Is the Ty-ranny over?

>>383217404
ANOTHER 1000 DOLLAR DONATION

WITH NO COMMENT

WOOOOOOOOO

>>383217475
Theyre just ready to watch their favorite childhood video games get destroyed for a good cause. And save those animals. HYPE!!!

>>383217316
they should so all of the shitters will fuck off there and we can have a comfy thread independent of the sticky

fucking lul

did someone make a webm of potato shaking his head multiple times to the camera after his puns?

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>mfw

I haven't been able to stop laughing since it happened this is incredible. 10/10 run

>>383217660
MOMMY

>>383217660
what this faggot problem?

>>383217238
You beat the game with 14% compleation, the lowest humanly possible (not actually, Sniq recently found some shit while TASing that makes 13% theoretically possible in real time but no one has done it yet)

Anyway, the "Ice" is because there's actually multiple powerups you can pick to beat the game at 14%, you can either take Ice Beam or Speed Booster (or some other combinations if you allow out of bounds)

BASED S P A C E M A N POSTERS

please, please die

Is this the new Tomba 2 moment?

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>>383217640
both are for protecting while dumping cum

>>383217347
>>383217581
>/v/ gets cuckblocked by furniture

2BIG

>>383217702
c-can you share

>>383217581
it's not fair

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>>383217702
that's fucking raw

>>383217673
there's no saving in this speedrun, so they'd have to start over and be 12 minutes behind. they probably should have anyway

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Choke incoming

Patty doing his damnedest to keep the run afloat amidst these statues posing as runners

We were one hit from that fucking donation incentive finally dying.

>that moonwalk swag

Because they changed it to a Zoast "run" they will just use backup saves if he chokes.

>>383217673
Just a tradition I guess. Deaths usually happen way later in the run

>>383217564
>tfw Phantoon did an any% run on this race

WAH

>>383217097
Has there ever been a female(female) runner at one of these events? Or has every runner had XY chromosomes?

>>383217702
I'm hungry.

>>383217702
>mustard
What are you planning?

>>383217580
So no shinespark? I

holy fuck did Zoast just smile for a split second?

>>383217512
Seems like they'd gain more good will toward the event if they gave the seats away, not to mention it wouldn't be nearly empty during the week.

THIS IS BORING

>>383217673
and be 10 minutes behind 1st place?

>>383217209
>>383217375

It's over. MEME MAGIC.

CAN'T ROAST THE ZOAST

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Super Metroid is overrated as fuck.

Prime shits all over it.

>>383217789
That's overcooked you pleb.

>>383217621
>eating rice

>>383217684
Who is he?

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>>383217850

Zoast will die to Botwoon. Screencap this.

>>383217841
there have been some
they have universally been awful
L4D being the best example

>>383217841
A girl (female) ran Oracle of Seasons a few years ago

>>383217928

MADMAN

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i unironically prefer this run now that it's not a race

>>383217819
I'm not sure if you could call it 'swag' when there is literally an option in-game to enable it.

>>383217920
When you're broke, rice lasts a while

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>5 minutes of ridley's yells

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>>383217702

>>383217097
When is a real shen megaman tenside gonna get a play at GDQ? I mean we let FF7 in, premise is there.

SUPER METROID: PHANTOON %

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>>383217897

>>383217423
They do rolling stickies that delete everything past 2k posts. They're efficient and great instead of consistently creating new threads.

So how's this Low% Ice cat. work?

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>no commentary during this entire time
>SCREE
>SCREE
>SCREE
>SCREE

t-thanks

These dumb fights carry on too long.

>>383217395

Go watch this one, anon. A link to the past was solid this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCtifsnK7AM

>>383217660
Wow an ugly jew fucking a 10/10 blonde shiksa, so original Hollywood!

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>runners are so fucking jealous that the couch (paddy) is 100% stealing their spotlight.

So fucking salty

>>383217897
bin bell tea balls?

One eternity later...

>>383217640
vivid strike

>it's a boss takes 100000 hits episode

>>383217841
There was a girl who played octodad last year.

>>383217942
as someone who still plays L4D that shit was rage inducing. fucking hell man.

>>383217841
There was a duo racing Octodad a few years back. She got stomped, though.

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>>383217247
Now someone just needs to shop this into their hands.

>>383217897
trash bell juice balls?

>>383217961
>asian with great tits

shopped?

>>383217874
>zoast dies 20 minutes later
>now he's the one 20 minutes behind

Riveting

>Zoast called for people not to buy Metroid on Nintendo VC and just emulate them for not making Metroid games
>he openly shits on Samus Returns and urges people to pirate it
>he's going to win
How does that make you feel?

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Time to continue cat posting

smooth run, zoast is making this

>>383217581
I like to sniff it

Low% is so fucking boring at times. This and Mother Brain.

ZZZZZZZZZ

>>383217993
Get as few items as you can while getting the Ice Beam.

>>383217996
It's a low%, what do you expect?

>>383217992
except I don't think the backend servers work that way

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>>383217928
holy fuck never post again

holy shit that took forever

Maybe this would be entertaining if it was an actual race

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>>383217983

>>383218053
>zoast dies
lmao...

BIG ZOAST GRIN

BASED

>That awkward silence during one of the biggest speedruns of the event

GDQ is dead

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>>383217764
Vigne is DEFINITELY not that stacked, and that's a good thing

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This is so fucking boring oh man

>>383217865
Well that would ultimately be up to the hotel to determine since they don't actually own the venue. Having a limit to the amount of people in the hotel and/or room is actually a legal requirement because of fire safety, but that is something they can enforce at the hotel or the entrance of the room. There's absolutely no need to constantly remind the people who paid to be there that they're only allowed to be there because they paid. Kills enthusiasm. Fosters animosity.

how tall is sinister1?

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Welp. He didn't Choke at least.

>>383217928
I'd eat it (right now).

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>>383218063

>>383218060
sounds like the typical /v/ contrarian. /ourguy/

>>383217702
it was perfect until
>cocacola
at least get cherry faggot

B O R I N G
O
R
I
N
G

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>>383218063
my old cat

>>383217983
Why is there a dick in your fries

>>383217841
A girl played a mickey game some years earlier, legit one of the worst runs I have ever seen.

holy shit he didnt take any dmg until the last part right? damn

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good shit zoast

i thought this super metroid run was a race why is there only one guy playing?

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>>383217983
Wha--

OH GOD PLEASE END ME

>>383217709
If mods put up a sticky then they'll start deleting all non-sticky threads.

>>383218116
Its intended for the speedrunners concentration u dumbo

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>all these niggas not believing in the number 1 metroid runner
i hope none of you people bet on anything

You're drunk Patty, go home.

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Was this the worst SGDQ ever?

>>383217463
No.

As per the usual, the only hype shit at a GDQ is happening in the practice room on some guys twitter:

https://twitter.com/MicDaMicrophone/status/883137447055458308

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>>383218063

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Reminder /our marathon/ NASA17 was better

So what happened with the run? I just got home, was this supposed to be a race?

>>383218159
>not drinking the True American drink

>>383217841
I always wondered why journalists dont attack GDQ for being "male-centric"
It would be really easy to create clickbait and outrage

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Was that a dunkey reference?

this run is so hilariously cringy and pathetic. it's perfect.

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>>383217960
>>383218083
UMA DELICIA

>>383218234
Yes

>>383217834
No they don't. Literally the only thing anyone has ever died to in a Super Metroid run at GDQ is Phantoon. You're probably thinking of the old route which did Phantoon later than the current route.

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>>383218214
I'm sorry.

You know, now that this isn't a race anymore, saves are a completely viable strategy.

"Anonymous"

>>383218008
>runners
>are
>their
>plural
I only see one runner on screen

>>383218214
DEVELISH FOOTJOBS

metroid fusion ridley's sound effects are much cooler than super metroid's ridley

>anonymous donations
>$1000
hmm

>>383217942
>>383218029
Link to the video while I wait for Zoast to fail?

Had to miss the first 20 minutes of the run because I reflexively offered to help someone out with something, how's it been?

How's Patty?

What do you call it when a donation drive fake donates their own money to incentivize others to donate?

>>383218214
We know he's one of the best Super Metroid runners you double nigger, we were all here for a race, and that got fucked twelve minutes into the run.

so, /v/, which of these two fucking losers do you think is gonna transition first after this?

>race start
>go to the bathroom
>now only one guy is playing
wtf did I just miss?

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>>383218195
Because pic related.

Why are SM speedrunners so god damn boring to watch?
>totally silent the entire run
>autistic tryhards even by speedrunner standards
>NO FUN ALLOWED
Evidently they can't even run it properly without choking 12 minutes in.

>$1000 (((anonymous))) donation that says "no so fast!"

Fuck this scam of an event. A thousand bucks from an anonymous guy, yeah right.

he should just kill the animals anyways

Who is the funny guy talkin on the couch???

>>383218321
Phantoon happened.

>>383218247
whoever decided to use the NASA acronym is retarded

>>383218060
I've never played a single metroid game

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>>383218241
Bummer.

>>383218290
Metroid runners are too autistic to save

>>383218321
Well. It was a race. Now it's a run.

>>383217983
a fucking leaf

>>383218321
it was a race

its just a run now

>>383218334
prefer not to say

>>383218136
It wouldn't be that tough to keep a head count for fire safety, or handle tickets at the door. I don't go to many live events, but I've never seen anything like it.

>>383218349
You take 30 minutes to use the bathroom?

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>MFW I kind'a wanted someone to scream out "WAH" during the silence

Just once, might have been fun

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>>383218214

>>383218282
Yeah, the old routes.

>>383218349
Choked 11 minutes in

>donation from Phantoon to save the animals

FUCKING GOAT

>$50 from PHANTOON
>SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

So I was afk for the last 45 minutes.

How many """"""""anonymous""""""" 1000 dollar donation sine then?

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>$1000 "Anonymous" Donation with no comment

>everyone in the room having a good time on a friday night
>/v/ bitches about EVERYTHING going on

why

>>383218356
>games done quickly
>don't do them so fast

What did he meaneth by this?

>>383218312
If i was rich i'd fuck around with them too.

>aaah

OUCH!

Okay that was kinda funny.

>>383218321
Made some funny jokes, made a really bad one near the beginning, seems the runners got kinda buttmad he made jokes at their expenses.

>>383218234
tetris runs were a bust

TETRIS SETUP FUCK

Metroid is a bust

Pokemon run crashed and burned

Doom crashed everything (I heard)

what else shit the bed this year?

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>>383217702

Fuck I missed it, someon post a webm of phantoon pls.

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>Runners getting shit on
Good day.

>>383218356

Have they ever killed the animals? Seems like (((anonymous))) donations always cover it to not make the kiddies cry.

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They're getting destroyed

>>383218234
yes

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>>383218214

>>383218475
>have fun
>get banned

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EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>383218475

The two runners who failed aren't having fun.

>>383218247
If only Nando was still here...

>>383218245
cutie

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>>383218234
Above and beyond.

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>>383218425


Wong pic

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Ever asked where your Summer Games Done Quick (Doctors Without Borders) donations go?

CRINGE

>>383218425
>tfw imagined what would happen if i were on the couch and yelled NIGGER as loud as i could

I know it sounds edgy but i really like to imagine the fallout of something like that

>those two chokers getting BTFO on stream

Based

>is that not enough blood for you?
>no, it isnt *pulls out his glock*

jesus christ patty

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Any updates on Chibi

This fucking couch.

They might have made this one of the best runs this GDQ

Fuck Satanichia

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>That Phantoon Donation
Legendary

>>383218487
holy fuck this is so uncanny

>>383218551
nice pic

>>383218349

Eating fiber so you don't have half an hour shits, to begin with.

>>383218234
Yes and I thought it wouldnt get any worse from AGDQ17

>>383218551
took you long enough faggot, step it up

i thought this was supposed to be a race

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>>383218301
who could be behind this shitpost???

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>>383218572
i like anime girls how do i get one to be my gf

is /ourboy/ bearman saving this run?

>>383218612
Im trying.

>>383218551
Going to help out migrants who lived hard lives.

Sounds good to me. I'm gonna donate another $20. Thanks, anon.

>>383218572
i'll promote if you giv me succ

>>383218290
He's not gonna die to anything, though. The only hazard in the run is Phantoon.

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>low%
>two energy tanks
>Varia suit

>>383218551
which is worse, this or Prevent Cancer Foundation whose sole form of "cancer prevention" is printing pamphlets spreading cancer awareness?

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>>383218425

I'd like to see some fucker try it.

How can they call it games done quick when runs take longer than ten minutes? My aribitrary idea of what a speedrun should be is the only valid one.

Damn, Patty makes any run good.

>>383218506
you don't kill them personally you just don't go 5 screens out of your way to save them, wasting time.

afaik kill was default until last agdq.

A N O N Y M O U S

>decide to skip this run because I'm bored of SM runs
>tune in for a second, Zoast is the only one left and Patty is on the couch
damn i fucked up

This couch could really be improved with some Chibi.

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>>383218572
>twitch
?

And maybe you're posting from a different format or something

FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS FROM ANONYMOUS!

WOW!

WHOA!

Fucking hell why didn't those faggots just restart? It's not like setup times haven't already fucked everything into oblivion, maybe we could get a nice race for 2nd.

>>383218610
I know! I need to know this dudes name

>>383218487
Chuck E Cheese lookin fuckers

>>383218610
It was the same in lttp, but better

>People put Bonesaw on a leash
>Let Patty banter through this whole event

For what reason?

>>383218247
that far cry 3 speedrun was /v/ incarnate

>>383218320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EifQacoLSuI

which was hilarious, because some random streamer dude uploaded a video shortly after doing it all on expert. i think his time was actually faster than them too.

SHOUTOUTS TO THE AMAZING TECH CREW

wow anonymous you're so generous
>thank you tech crew

>>383218641
it was, once...

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look how much fun they are having
remember that
cause this is the last time

here comes all the $500 donations from anonymous

>"Anonymous" donation
>Thanks tech crew!
They're not even trying to hide it

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>all these $1000 and 500 anonymous donations
ok

>>383218636
half hour shits are comfy tho

>>383218301
>>383218640
why is this so funny im tearing up

>an (((anonymous))) donation of $500 thanking the tech team

>>383218604
He bought explosives some hours ago. Said he would use it if there wasnt at least one race without a titanic choke over the course of the event.

>>383218676
PCF, they don't even advertise outside of America and get way more money.

>>383218715
>>383218610
It's the bald dude Patty. He was on the couch during bonesaw's run last year.

B O R I N G

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>>383218673
>I don't understand that there are unskippable items in this game that you have to collect to progress the story
Well at least you admit it.

>>383218551
You gonna get banned
I know from experience

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>>383218703
>patty and chibi
I didn't know I wanted this

>>383218672
Pretty sure two runners died on Mother Brain during last year's 4-way race.

>there's a 75% chance Phantoon will appear

K E K

>>383218714
I'm not sure. Plus, I thought one year a guy died early and restarted and ended up being only a half room behind in the end (due to other people dying)

>>383218653
>a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>383218414
>>383218407
>>383218384
lmoa, every fucking year.

>>383218491
Based, but this is why it's hard to make jokes when you're couching those. You basically have to sign a pact with the runner agreeing to banter.

I love Patty's balls