SGDQ 2017: TGIF

oats gonna rip zoast a third asshole, that little basement dwelling fag

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TRANNY

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WHEN'S RUNESCAPE

>>383214340
first for trannies

Round of applause for the tech crew, /v/.

/tranny hours/

>proto on mic
>chat gets set to emote-only mode
holy kek

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someone put this abomination out of misery

>8 H O U R J R P G
Well I love Japan period.

>Doesn't like Metriod
>Talks about Metriod

Is this SGDQ the successor to AGDQ or something? Now with trannies?

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>It's THAT GAME to bring in people's money
Just gonna come out and say it, huh? No shame whatsoever?

PFFHHHAHAHAHA

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Yay! proto is on :)

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Protomagicalgirl looks a lot better now that he's become a real woman

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>alright we need to shill metroid prizes, who do we put on to talk with sent
>lets go with the attention whoring tranny
>what's that, she doesn't know anything about metroid? who gives a fuck

>>383214415
>implying all speed runners aren't basement dwellers

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Shit like this is why traps are gay

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT METROID, WHILE TRYING TO SHOW OFF METROID MERCH?

FUCK

>emote only mode AGAIN
well at least they learned their lesson

Someone post the five guys pic.

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>Too big for Smash
>Too big for Metroid:Fusion

kek they fucking banned wutface again

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>doesn't like Metroid
WHY IS SHE EVEN FUCKING ON RIGHT NOW?

Why is cross stitch such a big thing now?

Who's the sweet pea on the right? She looks cute.

>>383214506
oats is a buff gay porn model, definetly not a stinky nerd fag

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Where did everything go so wrong??

>>383214531
TOO BIG

Chat goes into emote mode only when a tranny shows up

I'll laugh if someone hacks the chat and makes it normal chat during those parts so to see the insults.

>>383214423
How dare he try to monetize off of his biggest meme emote that hurt my feelings

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>>383214482
>summer tan cheeroonoe

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you guys know that hes gonna get the mic for the race right?

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So when did GDQ become shit? Once it was full of banter and epic wins and loses, now it's full "WEEEEEE"s and trannies.

>>383214545
please respect my beautiful wife

>>383214542
>is

>Emote only when the tranny comes on

Pathetic as fuck desu.

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>tfw you're balding so you'll never be a qt trap

Just a reminder lolis are banned from GDQ

>emote only mode again

the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

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Twitch chat can be entertaining some times

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>>383214527

>>383214512
camera time

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>Proto shows up
>chat immediately gets set to emote-only mode
>chat is 80% Nay emotes

>>383214542
Because it needs twitch subs

>>383214423
holy fucking lol

DansGame emote only mode

Did they just ban the blue-haired chick emote?

>Trannies Shill Merch Slowly

>Fuck Nintendo for not making more Metroid games
>Just pirate their games guys! Especially Metroid!

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>>383214495
hunggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>383214495
what lesbos
or is it homos?

>tfw you have to wake up in 4 hours
too bad FF7 will still be around

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>Hey here is this cool watch you can win!
>But we took it out of the package and are touching it with our greasy fingers
>Still want it?

>>383214495

I NEED AN ADULT

Protomagical(((girl)))

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It just seems like they're deliberately shoving him into these interview desks to fuck with everyone now.

>>383214475
Sexual
Genitals
D'un
Quit

>We must secure the existence of our animals and a future for animal children

What did PMG mean by this?

After grabbing several more diamonds and another chest of treasure, which Boy could've snagged two seconds faster with better control of the bubble, they were ready to get back to dry land. Boy changed Blob into a bridge to cross the next gap while avoiding yet another snake. Then, after Blob morphed back into his normal form, demanded Boy feed him a cinnamon jellybean.
"I don't see anything nearby to burn," Boy said, confused.
"You won't be burning anything. You'll need to turn me into a trampoline just ahead to reach the area above us, but before doing so, you'll have to position me in the right spot. This will be a lot easier if you carry me as a blowtorch, then drop me where you want the trampoline to go."
"Why can't you just hop into position?"
"Because, sigh, I'm not too accurate with my jumps; I have trouble controlling them," Blob dejectedly admitted.
With that, Boy succeeded in changing Blob into a trampoline in the perfect spot; mere inches in either direction and Boy would've either hit his head on the ceiling above or fell to his death trying to reach the ledge. Boy used this cinnamon strategy once more after making his way up through the rest of the caves to end up at a manhole leading to the surface.
"Excellent, just excellent," Blob proudly stated. "We've found every treasure. Let me remove this manhole cover and let's get out of these stuffy caves."
Boy gave Blob an apple jellybean, which turned Blob into a jack. Blob then proceeded to lift the cover off, exposing them to the night sky. Boy whistled to change Blob back so he could feed him a licorice jellybean and get out. However, they were both in for a surprise.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Blob screamed in agony.
"What happened to you Blob?" Boy asked, frightened. "You look all glitched up."
"The pain is unbearable!!! Argh!! Hurry, whistle again. Hurry!!!"
Boy whistled and Blob was back to his usual self. Neither had any idea what just happened.
"Whew," Blob exhaled, "I'm ok now. Let's go up."

WHERE'S BOY AND BLOB POSTER I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

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>>383214520
>>383214495
>>383214457
uguuuuu those women(female) are so pretty

i love you blob poster

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>>383214608
Aw shit, twitch chat disabled for the entire super metroid race just cause they don't want to offend the abominations.

>>383214630
Would you get a double blowjob from the two cuties on the right?

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left = 100%
right = any%

>I only [ ] like four times
What did (s)he say?

>>383214630
aperture is very handsome

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PLACE YOUR BETS ON HOW MANY OF THE SUPER METROID RUNNERS WILL CHOKE AND WHICH ONES WILL CHOKE.

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>>383214520
I tried my best

inb4 sent gets banned for disagreeing with protomagicalguy

>>383214520
killemall

>We have to secure a - ... victory"
SHE ALMOST SAID THE NEO-NAZI THING

Anon, your obsession is unhealthy.

>5 Million bits
Oh God

Give me a (You) when the fucking run starts, i'm not about to watch an interview with the worlds worst cosplay of a girl i've ever seen.

>>383214684
He sucked Mike's dick or something. He showed up out of nowhere a year ago and had like twelve fucking runs that first year. And now he's almost running the entire god damn show. It's insane.

>>383214749
kek

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>Proto hosts the Super Metroid race
How mad would you be?

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I woke up not too long ago, but maybe I'll sleep during FF anyway, not sure what to do

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>ugly tranny making the chat emote only again

>>383214723
BASED
keep going

>>383214630
>Kevin stares on with contempt

>>383214761
zoast choke incoming, oats 10 min ahead of overfiend

>>383214753
I feel like I heard "yawned" but I'm not positive

>>383214623
That's a lot of lead, anon.

>>383214801
its all sausage anon

>>383214761
zoast will be the only one who wont

>>383214749
nah, that's low% on the right

>>383214423

i wish this tranny cunt would off itself

so tired of seeing braindamaged freaks shoved in everywhere

>>383214791
I might as well give you one now, because this thread will be archived before that gets achieved by the best tech crew can do.

>Why doesn't Nintendo make more Metroid games?!
>Don't forget to emulate/pirate all of Nintendo's games guys!

>>383214812

My unholy rage would seep across the world.

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>>383214495

>>383214791
i will

>>383214495
I didn't even notice this until /v/ pointed it out. /v/ is fucking obsessed.

>Chat shitalking proto and gdq as soon as emote only was disabled
based

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>>383214734
no but I would from aperturegrillz he's a fucking cute

As soon as they reached the surface, Blob demanded that Boy feed him a root beer jellybean.
"Hop on kid. I can't get back to my planet without your help." Blob declared.
So, Boy sat on the rocket and held tight as it rose into the air and raced towards Blobolonia™.
"Oh man!" Boy cried as the rocket hit his house, "look at the damage!"
"It's barely a scratch," Blob reasoned, happy he successfully did what he came to Earth to do.
"Wait a minute!" Boy yelled as they traveled near the speed of light. "Weren't we supposed to buy vitamins?"
Chapter 4
"So this is Blobolonia? Looks like Earth," Boy reflected.
"That's Blobolonia™, with a TM. The creator of our world felt it necessary to trademark my planet's name," Blob explained. "I don't know why; I highly doubt anyone else wanted to use it."
As Blob was talking, Boy absentmindedly threw some jellybeans. After the fourth one he threw, Boy suddenly had a vision of the future.
"Whoa, that was weird," Boy said as he stared at Blob. "I just saw a room with a huge, evil-looking blob standing next to a cage."
"Weird indeed," Blob said as they made their way across the grasslands, "but not as weird as my whole planet being deserted. I wonder what happened. Perhaps the Emperor had something to do with it. Let's go find him."
Boy raced ahead of Blob, past the marshmallow factory, and into the chocolate caves. Boy then threw with pinpoint precision a ketchup jellybean at the edge of the pit.
"Couldn't you have teleported me any closer to the edge?" Blob sarcastically asked. "We're almost at the Emperor's chambers. Let's cross this gap and confront him."
Soon, they came to a locked door.
"We've made it kid. There's only one way to open this door. You'll need to feed me a lime jellybean to turn me into a key."
Boy did that and used the key to get into the next room, where he saw the Emperor had set a trap.

>>383214520
>fas
>fetal alcohol syndrome

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>no Dino Crisis
>no Golden Eye
>no Alundra
>no Chrono Cross (Fuck you don't start FF7 is the same shit)
>no Cave Story
>no Duke Nukem
>no Diablo 2 (hell run)
>no Spelunky
>no RE4


>Protomagicalguy
>TitanFall 2

>>383214570
wasnt this guy bald af before?

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>>383214812
>Proto on couch

>>383214685
Really don't like that fake shoulder bobbing he does when he laughs. There's another webm where it's even more obviously fake.

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So what if a tranny blows up SGDQ's twitter bitching about how they are coddling and treating trannies differently from normal people by censoring the chat? You could see it as offensive since you're literally making a distinction between "these people are normal people and need not be coddled, however trans are different and require being treated differently"

Trannies step it the fuck up and fight the power you queers

>>383214851
lmao zoast is the choke king and he said he will probably do the newest route which is stupidly dangerous

>>383214495
Absolutely fucking disgusting

>>383214796
Gotta have a token trans guy on your staff to show how enlightened your event is.

>>383214761
All of them will "choke"

Overfiend will die to Ridley
Zoast will fail CWJ
Oats will choke at Mother Brain

>>383214881
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR A M A Z I N G TECH CREW!

isn't super metroid usually played on the last day to milk the shekels?

>>383214423
kek

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"only said that because" [fadeout intensifies]

>>383214904
As they should. Make it known they're not happy with safe space censorship.

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>>383214924
Yup

>>383214764
That's actually pretty good breh

Covertmuffin should just run every game

>>383214685
Spike looks uncomfortable

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What was your favorite run? Mine was DOOM™ (2017)
In fact I advise you to play it yourself!
Buy it and other Bethesda™ games!

by the time this event is over there will be no emotes left

also this badge check shit looks like the gestapo

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>have only fapped once today
>balls starting to swell up
>don't want to miss super metroid race

FUUUUUUCK LET THIS BE FAST PLEASE

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>that shrill voice

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>>383214423
Calling dansgaming a piece of shit, the hate is entirely warranted.

......what is happening right now?

>>383214685
This is preciously what I abhor about Proto. His idea of being a woman is completely wrong.

>>383214910
cute AND educated in Marathon lore

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>Proto on couch

what the fuck was that shrill voice

what the fuck is the audience doing right now

Are they actually checking if people have badges? Why not just have staff at the door to check like every other convention in the history of mankind?

>Proto leaves
>HotPokket is allowed again

Holy shit when will they limit chat to only FrankerZ and PogChamp while the tranny is on? How can someone be so fucking sensitive over a bunch of emotes?

>>383214919
>no Golden Eye

Thank god. Nothing quite as exciting as a run where you literally stare at the floor 95% of the time to reduce lag.

>>383215006
low% is a pretty long run lmao 1 hour min

>>383214423
anyone have the screenshots with the quick rundown on this
asking for a friend

>>383214632
It's baffling how they think they can normalize tranny degeneracy while on the other hand alienating everyone else by shutting them completely off. This will only make normal people even more hostile to them.

>>383215027
Juden check

>tranny leaves
>chat comes back
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT

>>383214976
On what planet is that bald?

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If 5 the tranny sits on the couch during the final speedrun

So they didn't read my $800 donation during the Shantae run. How do I refund it? Just do it through paypal?

>>383214857
any% means "the lowest % possible to get it done"

>>383214986
the tranny probably reeks of BO

I remember last time only 1 out of 4 runners lasted till the end. Will the race end in a no win?

>>383215004
>guten morgen, papers please

>>383214976
>4.1 GPA

I call bullshit. GPA caps at 4.0.

>Administrative issues

Ruh roh.

What happened??

Why would you show badge checking on screen? It's fucking weird and sketchy as fuck.

>>383214812
>Proto transitions into Kraid
>the runners need to work together to defeat him in real life

>administrative issues

...Huh.

"I should've known you'd do something like this Emperor" Blob proclaimed, "but you'll never stop me as long as I have my friend over there!"
"So, you've made a friend, huh?" the Emperor bellowed. "I wonder what lies you told him to make that happen."
Boy was confused. "What does he mean Blob?"
"Don't listen to him. I have a plan. Feed me an apple jellybean."
Putting his trust in his new friend, Boy threw Blob the jellybean and watched as he turned into a jack. Then, Blob jacked himself up, knocking over a huge bottle of vitamins that sat on the shelf above the cage. Before the Emperor could get out of the way, he was engulfed with the vitamins.
"NOOOOO!!!!" the Emperor cried out. "I'm dying!"
"Blob," Boy asked, "what's going on? Why are the vitamins hurting him? I thought you needed them for your people."
Blob thought fast. "Well, you see - "
"Blobert lied to you son," the Emperor stated as he breathed his last breaths. "Vitamins are poisonous to all blobs on this planet. I had some to protect me in case someone ever broke in here and tried to take my life ... as I knew Blobert would try to do. But I would've given him just one, which would've knocked him out long enough to transfer him to prison. Any more and he would surely die, just as I am about to now."
"B-b-blob, is this true?" Boy stuttered.
"Man, you really are a moron, aren't you? You think I traveled to your planet because I needed your help 'saving my people?' I used you to steal your planet's treasure."
"Used me?" Boy asked, heartbroken.
"Hey, what can I say? That's what a pirate does. Sorry kid."
"But, you were never my friend?"
"Friends with you? Don't make me laugh. Perhaps if we spent more time together, and if weren't such a spaz, then maybe we could've developed a friendship. But for now, I'm glad our time together is over."
"Why Blob, why!?"

>>383215037
Having their papers checked. Too many people trying to sneak into SGDQ.

>administration issues?

Fuck, what did we miss??

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>That guy on camera got banned

Who's hosting right now?

>>383215041
Has anyone else fapped to the HotPokket emote?

Did some tranny hijack the mic?

>>383214964
Earthbound is the new Event Ender now.

I love the game, but it's not a game to finish an event. Several hours, most people will fall asleep watching it.

>>383214495
mommy why are they kissing

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ANNOUNCER GIRL GOT SILENCED
FREE ANNOUNCER GIRL NOW

>>383214937
yeah nothing abnormal about pretending to be the opposite gender. btw i'm an apache attack helicopter so please respect my pronouns or you're a shitlord

>>383214976

>Used to be a student athlete
>now she's fat

Kinda sad

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>>383215058

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>administrative issues
He just killed someone didn't he

>>383215117
How old are you

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The benis makes it better, but only in 2D and some cute boys irl, NO TRANNIES!!!

>>383215051
Really? last time I watched one it was just for Statue Park.

>>383215097
lmao no it doesnt , any% is as fast as possible, low% is deliberately getting the least amount possible ( like 14% in SM since you need 300+ health to beat mother brain 2 )

>>383214791
Oh hey, it's actually starting.
Wake up, anon.

Someone should do a Papers Please run and instead of playing the game just walk through the crowd demanding to see badges

BEARDED BALD GUY ON THE COUCH.

BASED.

>""""""""""administrative issues""""""""""

>administrative issues

Well now you gotta explain that.

>>383214749
Fucking lel

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>>383214493
>S P A C E M A N doubled his follow count to 7K since streaming today

oh shit patty is on the couch

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not hearing enough kill the animals

this will end poorly.

>>383215134
Epilogue
Nobody except Boy and the former emperor knew Blobert's true intentions, but the former emperor was now dead, which everybody figured was an accident, and Blobert threatened to do the same to Boy if he said one word to anyone. Blobert used his stolen riches to claim the emperorship for himself, hired an unwitting behemoth of a bodyguard to protect him, then sent Boy back to Earth with memories that will forever haunt his nightmares.
The End.

I hope you enjoyed this wonderful tale : )

>>383215213
>based

CAN'T ROAST THE ZOAST

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Super Metroid

AAAAAAAAA

BASED PATTY

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>>383214976
>his high school cost more than my fucking college
holy shit I want to hear it cry about privilege

>Don't allow Dist 5 more minutes for a godlike DS3 category

>Do allow 16 hours to set up 10minutes of tranny tetris

EXPLAIN

Zoast with the chokes incoming

>can we get his voice in our ears please

l m a o

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>>383214791
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU

>>383215117
Honors courses. It's stupid as shit. Even if you got straight As, you'd still be behind all the honors students who took college classes to get 4.5 GPAs.

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>>383215198
Right.

>patty

today was a good day

Ayeee patty is back

PATTY IS BACK
GOOD RUN CONFIRMED

>>383215121
>>383215132
>>383215143
>>383215183
You guys didn't hear the girl that just hijacked the mic for a few seconds?

Is that the autistic guy who ran might no 9?

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>Backtalking
Banned

Zoast should fucking win this shit

>>383215213
His name's Paaaaaatty :(

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>>383214340

>Can we get a round of applause?
>they cut out the sound

SHOUT OUT TO THE AUDIO CREW

>patty on couch
automatically god tier run

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Every time.
Every fucking time.
The people running this charity event are SO FUCKING worked up about getting THEIR fucking cut they will literally stalk the aisles demanding everyone raise the badges they paid for.

It's positively repulsive.

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>Patty
RUN KINO INCOMING

I hope all 3 die.

>Overfiend has no chance
>They SHIT on him anyway
haah waaw

>>383215206
true you got me

I haven't watched in a few years but I remember it being way more exciting. Nobody seems all that hyped for most of these runs and the runners just seem subdued and honestly bland. Very few of the runs I've watched have the runners actually been entertaining. What gives?

PATTY ON THE COUCH BOYS YOU'RE IN FOR A GOOD RUN

>>383215142
That must be why there are so many empty seats

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>Pcull on the couch

>>383215041
Just use morse code with FrankerZ and PogChamp to spell out TRANNY.

This is gonna be good

>>383214493
miss that lad

Well, guess it's time to masturbate. I was really looking forward to this, too.

who's patty?

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WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>383215315
I don't follow speedrunners, I just watch these for the runs. Sorry for not knowing that guy's name.

>>383215309
>Master of chokes only second to Caleb should win
hmm

>>383214867
It probably will in a few years time, just like Cosmo and the others.

>>383215280
jesus christ

>>383215251
I wish that Metroid was me

power up audio, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND INCREASE COUCH MIC FFS

LET'S GO ZOAST

Kinda depressing how theres no tasblock

They always did some cool stuff

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>Every year GDQ gets more and more politically correct
>We've gone from yelling "fucking niggers" to muting the chat when a tranny is on camera

>>383215327
Pretty much everything about GDQ is repulsive but we're still here in the hopes that a Bonesaw appears and reminds us about how it used to be fun.

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Gonna be hard to top the AGDQ race

>>383215327
This to me is what happens when you take your fun marathon and make it a fucking business. Like good lord....

>>383215391
WAHHHHH

>>383215142
what a fucking shitshow

>>383215253
well fug

>Race

>>383215280
holy shit

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>Pcull on the couch
Yessss.

>>383215327

>not wanting non-paying, uninvited leeches into your event

The issue here is.... what, exactly?

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SHOUTOUTS TO POWER UP AUDIO FOR GREAT JOB

>>383215432
Yeah but the TAS guys said GDQ wasn't worth the hassle so here we are.

>>383215280
>31k
Holy fucking shit, no wonder Proto is the way he is. he's a spoiled shit

>people see a girl on screen

>suddenly everyone has to complain about them in every minute detail that they can

whew, but now for a run with "jay-who-is-about-to-cry", "I'm-really-thirsty-and-stoned" and "forehead-mcgrumps" who will all go without any criticism about their appearance and mannerisms for the entire run

>>383215198
>>383215292
Fuck it, more traps.

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>>383215382

>>383215434
>yelling "fucking niggers"
Werster come back

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>>383215391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAuzOycqWLA
never forget the bus comment

is patty kino?

Look, I don't even have anything against transgender people, they can do whatever the hell they want, but the fact that she demanded an emote be banned because of assholes in the chat I can't agree with. It would never have been so bad if she just fucking ignored it. Twitch chat makes fun of EVERYONE. Don't be a special snowflake.

>>383215432
by "cool stuff" you mean technical issues and reddit memes

damn that middle runner is hot

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>>383215508
Not now anon.

>>383215327
just once, I want to see someone go running out brandishing a gold star screaming how they will never catch him

>tfw pronounced it zeebs as a child
>its actually zeb-ess

>>383215361
.. .-- .- -. - - --- ..-. ..- -.-. -.- ... .- -- ..- ...

PATTY TIME LADS

Yo what the fuck stop meming and explain what a fucking ice race is

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>>383215280
What the actual fuck.

>>383214423
>make GDQ nothing but a tranny convention
>trannies still find a way to do nothing but complain

>>383215524
How banned was he?

ZOAST
O
A
S
T

>>383215524
R.I.P. cfb. Those Waluigi fags deserved it though.

>>383215497
don't forget he's a kike

>>383215548
Good news. He's going to destroy the other two.

Oh shit it's that guy from the Bonesaw Owen Wilson run

>>383215479
The badges are checked at the entrance of the room. Scanning the room again is a joke.

WAAAAH

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>>383214423
I gotta say, what is it with these people? Is literally being worse than cancer their main goal in life?

>>383215479
check at the entrance like every other event ever

>>383215479
>caring this much about autists trying to watch other autists play video games in the middle of bumfuck no where

Is the bald guy the same bantmaster that was with Bonesaw in his Jak and Daxter run?

>>383215589
Perma

>>383215556
Please, I need it.

>>383214508
2D traps are fine, 3D is shit. In fact all 3D is shit.

whats the difference between this and any%? They only get ice beam?

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>>383215280

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>>383215579

Fuck off, Vigne.

>>383215501
>>people see a girl on screen
girl?

I don't understand

>>383215479
So check the badges at the door like every normal event. Don't treat your guests like fucking kindergartners

>>383215610
you missed him on the alttp one it was 10/10

ZOAST IS GOAT

wait dont they normally save super metroid race for the final game?

>>383215508
Kill yourself.

>>383215620
Heap it on anons

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ICE RACE
IT'S LITERALLY NEVER BEEN AT THIS EVENT
AND THEY WON'T EXPLAIN IT

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>>383214508
*trannies

traps are pure sex
trannies a shit

>>383215545
The funny part is that banning emotes, or putting the chat into emote mode explicitly tells twitch chat that they're triggering someone, encouraging them to keep it up as hard as possible.

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>that disgusting "female" voice

Rate cat watching with me to take your mind off of that beast

>tfw missed most of this shit
What runs are actually worth watching? All I saw was the complete shitfest that was Pokemon, and the HL1 run which was actually decent.

>Samus is heavier than usual
IS THT FAT SHAMING I JUST HEARD. OMG IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW. BAN THE BIGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SAMUS THICC

>>383215501
>runners never get shit on about their appearance
ok bud

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>>383215663

This bald dude needs to be on the couch for every run.

rate OC i found on twitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-N-yIm1UP8

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>>383215637
You get one more.

>>383215589
>>383215635

im not banned

>>383215501
there's a girl on the back couch right now
no one cares
fuck off - people call out attention whores, male or female

>>383215663
>Shitting on best wife
You lazy slob.

>>383215702
Yeah they decided not to this year. Have to make time for.... majoras.. mask..

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>>383215501
>girl

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DID I JUST HEAR AN OWEN WILSON IMPRESSION

>>383215620
____________:^)__________

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3D was a mistake

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>Race is super close
>Commentary is gonna be good

IS this, dare I say it... /ourrun/ ?

>>383215589
>>383215524
They kicked him off the couch after that comment.

>>383215620
Jesus fucking christ. This thing is a fucking leech. Hopefully they grow a backbone and ban this filth.

>>383215280
of course hes spoiled as shit, hormones aint free and nobody covers that shit

>>383215757
yes you are

who is dying to phantoon this year?

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>underdog is in the lead

zoast, oats, what the fuck are you cucks doing

>>383215676
>>383215627
>>383215623
>>383215613

Well obviously people were still getting in somehow, probably the dishonest faggots abusing some system or whatnot. Either way, checking patrons isn't uncommon at events, and is necessary if the need arises. No big deal.

Again, the issue here is what, exactly?

>>383215738
kek

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>>383215620
What a horrid human being

>>383215785
No.

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>>383215734
>>383215763


That's it, I'm blowing the horn.

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>>383214340
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU OP I ALMOST FORGOT

>>383215819
overfiend for sure

God trannies just ruin anything don't they? Once they find a place where people don't immediately call them fucking insane they take over the event and try to make it into a pro trannie thing. You really have to treat these nutjobs like shit.

Couch needs to shut the fuck up for real Jesus.

>>383215812

no im not nerd i just got a hole punch

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>>383215737
Patty

>>383215819
I'm waiting for the year where no player finishes the race.

Last year was pretty close.

>>383215803
>implying
that leech is on staff. The cancer is within and spreading

Notice how they don't do the e-sports commentary any more for these? For a couple years, they were commenting on every racer's actions like it was a sports event.

zoast cum on my face

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>>383215663
Nope. Vigne can stay.

Damn, Patty dropping mad knowledge

>>383215834
How do you know that they actually caught anyone?

>>383215632

Yes. Yes he is.

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>>383215721
gentle pet between the ears/10

>>383215679
>you will never trap Samus in her morph ball as she wiggles around on the floor in front of you

What if they all die during the run?

I was asleep, did Kingdom Hearts 2 actually require a 40 minute setup?

>>383214340
THANK GOD OP I LOVE YOU MAN

Did anyone get a clip of the mic hijack?

>>383215949

We riot.

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>>383215803

He's broken like a dozen rules and his mere existence causes them to lockdown all discussion from viewers and donators. Not banning him would prove they're retarded dick suckers.

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>>383215906
S A T A N I A

>>383215949
they kill the runners on stage

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>>383215856
Atta girl.

>>383215834
Get the fuck out of this thread, Uyama. They've literally kicked out NO ONE for not having a badge. Literally everyone in there has a badge because they're ALL CHECKED at the entrance. The problem is they're treating the people in their like criminals. They have a SCHEDULE to check for the badges. Every 3 hours. It's a joke. You're a fucking joke for thinking this is an acceptable way to treat people who have paid money to be there.

>>383215949
we're free

>>383215721
Jealous/10
Mine are all dead

>>383215960

Even worse, Tetris required over 2 hours of setup. It was a travesty.

>>383215719
This. They just find new creative ways to do it.

>>383215719
Streisand should have called and given Proto some advice.