SGDQ 2017: CHOKED

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WHEN'S RUNESCAPE

Fuck, he had a backup save. No drama.

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>>383211172
>that OP pic

>takes the same amount of time to do nothing in the game as it takes to do everything
What kind of shitty game is Fusion?

CHOOOOKE

a BULLET in the HEAD of every DISGUSTING tranny FREAK

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CONTINUING FROM LAST THREAD
IDEAS TO GET TO T W O (2) MIRRION DORRARS

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T A L K
T A L K
T A L K

C H O K E
C H O K E
C H O K E

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What do you guys think of my qt waifu?

Why do we suddenly have a problem with someone commentating now? We used to bitch about runs without it.

>>383211234
After Rabi-Ribi.

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There's a mod on the inside that's on our side.

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who up boys lets have a good friday night

>>383211284
LIVE TRANNY MURDERING

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
SOMEONE KILL THIS NIGGA
HE WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

Why the fuck didn't he do this before

You people do realize that if he doesn't talk then the announcer will just nonstop read "Anonymous" donations, right?

First for wanting Games Done Quick to be focused on fast Let's Plays

Anyone is going to sit through that Final Fantasy run?

Too lazy to check schedule, what's next game?

so it's settled that we'll have a /v/ meetup at AGDQ 2018? :3c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is1x3qNDUdQ

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>>383211316
Isn't she pretty?

>>383211234
>osrs
lol

>>383211284
Bring back fun.

>>383211393

I doubt the runner will even be able to sit through that whole run.

>>383211368
Are you fucking listening? It's slower

This guy thought it was a good idea to read donations right in the part the runner died before

Why are these threads just /v/'s version of twitch chat?

>>383211402
Rabi-Ribi

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Pull it.

>>383211172
Your skills, anon, are noteworthy.

>>383211368
this
seems easier

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>i'm gonna cut in with this big donation
>well nobody has stopped me so guess i'll continue with 5 more tiny ones

>>383211393
Nope. Sleeping pretty much exactly during it.

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this boss fight is unbelievably boring

>>383211393
Why would you do that to yourself?

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>>383208858
>>383208989

Just kidding bitch

>>383211402
baten kaitos

>>383211316
What's wrong with his eyes?

I missed the KH2 run, how was it?

>>383211316
>>383211410

>she

>objectifying Tifa's beefers

FUCKING BAN THIS EVENT I FEEL RAPED

>>383211423
It's muted.

>>383211284
well they probably will get it, they're ahead of AGDQ pace and they made 2 mill

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>>383211469

>>383211393
i wish i could stay up for that

What would a good Metroid game actually look like?

>>383211449
its better than the motherfucker in the couch talking

Anyone have a link for those oblivion parody videos?
The dude just recently made a new one.

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>WHOA
>BEEFARONI
CONFIRMED GOOD BOI

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Will the guy on the far left on the couch ever shut the fuck up? He'll rant about nothing or the same thing for minutes on end

>>383211393
I'm gonna watch the first 20 minutes, sleep, and see the difference in the runner's psyche when i wake up

>>383211284
One dead tranny every $100K

Is Breath of the Wild really not on the schedule?

>>383211546

Not possible.

>>383211405
who the hell wants to meet you people

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>That guy just wont stop talking

>>383211468
I fucked up and fell asleep during the bing bing wahoo marathon and now I am not tired anymore, I am unironically considering doing that

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>>383211546
;^)

>>383211518

Try listening to the commentary, then.

>tfw no thicc filipina GF

brehs

SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

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>>383211469

what have been some good runs so far? I'm looking for high skill or high laughter.

>>383211458
Posting anime girls isn't going to fix that

>>383211284
>>383211284
Metroid Block

Night speedruns aren't resident sleeper JRPGs but 100% categories for games such as OOT

More fun allowed

No Tetris

2 Streams, one streaming RPGs and SRPGs like FFVII or Fire Emblem, the other the main games. Second stream is to have something to watch while the first setups

Unban popular speedruners like Dist, Blueglass and Werster.

Less tranny shilling

>>383211381
I actually remembered for a moment how enjoyable speedruns are without some faggot announcer shouting out lame normie humor and greetings from germany every 2 seconds. Really wishing there was a separate audio channel for the announcer that we could mute

SHOUT OUT TO THE AMAZING TECH CREW

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>>383211584

Reminder there is nothing wrong with the couch commentary and you're a bunch of bandwagoning faggots that saw one person on /v/ bitch about it and want to meme along with him.

>>383211619
Nah. Thanks for the explanation though.

>>383211584
me on the left

>>383211647
Jedi outcast

DAMN THIS TECH CREW IS JUST SO INCREDIBLE RIGHT GUYS?

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>couch talking over the donation reader

>>383211449
nobody is here for video games they're just watching to see their donation comments get read

>>383211647
ALTTP was the best run this year in terms of laughs. Freedom Planet is a funny one too.

>>383211681

stop talking

>>383211584
Fucking what

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HOLY FUCK THIS ANNOYING ANNOUNCER CUTS IN ANY TIME THERE IS AN ATTOSECOND OF SILENCE


AAAAAAAAAAH

>>383211584
what was it

Who is this fucking announcer. I really really hope he dies in his sleep tonight. Fucking jewbag constantly talking over everyone and through bosses.

Was this cunt born in a barn, he sounds happy doing it too

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE GODAWFUL DONATIONS JESUS CHRIST

>>383211584
what are the weasleys doing with granger

Tired of spending the evening reading comics in his room, Boy figured he'd sit on the front porch with his notebook, the one in which he draws his friends, imaginary though they are. Grasping a pencil in his right hand, he began doodling when, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a shooting star.
"I wish I had a real friend," he whispered with tears welling in his eyes.
Just then, amazingly, a creature fell from the heavens and landed with a thud in front of Boy.
"What!? I don't believe it! It worked! It worked!!!" Boy screamed as he studied the blob-like creature before him.
Within moments, Boy recalled how he drew something like this just like this a few days ago. Rifling through his notebook, Boy soon came across a picture of an alien blob. Underneath he had written "Blobert."

>>383211594
Rather hear this autism over donations

>>383211681
the faggot on the right on the couch needs to learn to enunciate his words

>>383211284
More PC indie platformers from 2016-2017

lmaooo save da animels xddd

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So i missed the KH2 run.
What should i expect before watching it?

>>383211712
good
donations are the worst part of gdq

100% RUN CONFIRMED

>>383211751
>>383211758
>>383211794
This, and fuck the people bitching about the commentator.

>tfw S P A C E M A N posting will endure

>>383211712
Fucking good. These announcers are all fagets.

>>383211712
>please don't read donations during the boss fights

fuck off

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Twitch never fucking loads for me.

Oh good, some more donations.

>>383211681
No, it's annoying even as background noise. It's just nonstop and grating.

this dude is basically doing a filibuster to try and save us from shitty donations

doing gods work man

>>383211246
Why is obongo cry?

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>>383211546

>>383211727
i watched like 40 mins of lttp, why did they ban him from future eventS? it seems like everyone was having a good time

JUST DONATING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY WIFE LOL

>>383211838
excep the ones in the a link to the past run

>>383211831
Disney Singalong

SWEET MEMORIES
XALDIN WOMBO COMBO

>>383211546
Super Fucking Metroid.
Or literally just stop holding the player's hands all the time and you get something decent.

>>383211910
>stops for one second
>WE HAVE A $100 DONATION FROM....
I'd rather have the commentary

OH MY GOD FUCK THIS DONATION SPAM

"kill the animals" is so problematic and honestly offensive to vegetarians. maybe they should consider "forget the animals", or "leave the animals", or even a simple "don't save the animals"

>>383211949
No fun allowed

this announcer reminds me of how it used to be in 2013 when runners had to fucking fight with announcers to talk because they'd try to read every $5 donation with a generic comment

>>383211924
yes, every run needs to do this, people aren't watching to hear the shitty fucking donations

who else /lonelyandwanttooutastranny/ here?

>>383211172
I feel bad for those who donate, not realizing this is all a scam.

>>383211727
Where do I find this run?

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WHEN WILL THIS COUCH FAGGOT SHUT UP

The announcer during lttp was pretty funny though
>c-can I read some donations now..?

>>383211949
Bonesaw is banned, but his buddy Pat, who is the "unnamed bald guy" is still allowed to be there.

they were doing good earlier and would really only read donations that were like $1000 or were from a runner's mom. what went wrong???

>>383212075

/v/ could be renamed to that and it would be fitting.

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>>383211852

>I'd like to ask for some serious time
>Announcer: WE'VE GOT A THREE DOLLAR DONATION FROM THE LOCHNESS MONSTER

>>383211663
having a second stream with RPGs is a beautiful idea and easy to fill

>>383212110
>when you come

>Commentator busts in to read a donation
>Oh, what does it say?
>They donated $1400, but the comment was ';)'

What is the point of this? I get how some comments are relevant to the run (person will donate more for a certain skip) but if they won't even make a comment it can wait for intermission.

>>383212031
Quite an epic post anon. For the win!

>>383212036
I remember that. I think I remember Mike even saying "GUYS!" loudly when they'd try to commentate during donations, and there was some woman announcer one time that had all the couch mics turned down as they commentated and she just read donations non-stop.
For the most part in that regard, we're in better times now.

>>383212075
What's an outa stranny?

>>383211284
Undervania block:

-Earthbound
-LISA the Painful
-Undertale (pacifist)
-Undertale (genocide)
-Undertale (hard mode)
-Undertale (neutral where you only kill monsters whose names have the letter E)

>>383212110
holy fuck that's lewd

>>383212096

>Since we've already seen this part I'm gonna read some donations

Top bantz

Greetings from Germany!

Long time viewer, first time donator.
Really enjoy the event, my grandma died from cancer :(

Save the animals!

>>383212017
I find it all annoying honestly. I would listen to music if I wasn't doing such a menial task in the mean time.

>>383211284
$2,000,000 GOAL
>remove ALL chat restrictions forever!
>no trannies allowed in management
>viewers get to vote at the end on their favorite runs: top 3 runners are in the next GDQ with all expenses paid

>>383211727
just look up "sgdq 2017" on youtube, there is an account named "BOOTLEGS" that is uploading them. But go fast, GDQ will DMCA any uploads besides their own.

>>383211393
It's gonna be on in the background while I watch <local sports team> beat <visiting sports team>

What happened in the Left 4 Dead speedrun? Did they die a whole bunch?
>>383212085
My friend thinks just watching the stream is supporting this scam (ad revenue), and that I should at least be playing the games myself.

>>383212031

grow a pair

I hate this run

>>383211975
$25 from Sam. Greetings from Germany. Metroid was one of my favorite games as a kid and I wanted to put this money toward my wife Alice getting her dirty feet off my couch. If you don't then you can get out of my house. Kill the animals. Let's get those doctors some borders.

>>383211284
allow fun

"Um ... are you Blobert?" Boy shyly asked.
"Why yes I am," Blobert replied, "but please call me Blob. I've traveled many galaxies to find someone suitable to assist me in my mission."
"Your mission?"
"On the planet I'm from, Blobolonia™, an evil emperor has assumed power over my kind. He forces us to eat nothing but sweets and won't allow us to consume healthy things like vitamins."
"'Nothing but sweets' sounds great!" Boy said smiling.
"It's not a laughing matter. We're in dire straights. I need to get vitamins to my people soon or they will die."
"Even you?" Boy asked, regretting what he said earlier.
"Yes, even me," said Blob. "Will you help?"
After wiping his eyes, Boy puffed out his chest, looked proudly at Blob, and proclaimed, "You can count on me ... friend. But, why do you need someone like me? Why did you come to Earth?"
"Why not someone like you?" Blob sympathetically asked. "We have learned that your planet is the closest source of the vitamins we so desperately need. If only I knew where to find some."
"The health food store down the street sells lots of vitamins. Their prices are really, really high though. But it's now the only place on Earth to get them - "

>>383212171
this post made me angry

>>383212236
have you ever played fusion? its pretty sick if you know how it plays casually

>>383212029
No one does speed runs for fun. The fact they're making money is all the matters to them.

>>383212250

Shoutouts to the amazing tech crew.

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>Couch nigger starts talking over the runner

All the more popular games to speedrun end up with nasally annoying austistic couches huh.

>>383211284
kill the refugees save the animals

>>383212214
meant for
>>383212092

>>383212236
Why?

>>383211393
I'm going to watch a bit

>That's why they call them speedruns

BTFO

>reproduces by asexual division
I have seen SFMs that claim otherwise

>>383211284
It's gonna hit $2 Million. The last day basically doubles now.

save the hoes, kill the nerds

>We haven't mentioned a lot of things

Kek

God, Fusion is so perfect in every way.

>>383211449
Honestly, after 5 fucking days of faggots explaining similar tricks and how many itty bitty bits of time it can save, I'd rather listen to donations and announcer banter.

Though, there have been some shitty announcers who just but in with their opinion and make comments whenever they feel like it (like the fucking tranny or that stupid PIKA~! girl).

>>383212171
Are they going to do the screamer ending?

muh Adam

>>383212171
forwarding to GDQ organized. Thanks for this billion dollar idea, what can we credit you as?

>>383212261
based cfb

>>383211393
HAHAHAAAHAHHAHAA

Did anyone ever learn how to download http://fc2cm.com/content/36/62/366212.html

>>383212109
But why exactly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI89FfIEYU4

>>383211831
>>383211990
Is there a way to find it online yet? I can't seem to pull it up anywhere

>>383212340
boring run to watch
boring runner
boring couch

Never played Fusion. Seems lame.

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post yfw
>there are no less than 10 SA-X aboard this station

>>383212314
Thanks, missed it and really wanted to see it

>>383212440
Why would you even want to download that go read a doujin

>14k donation: "winky face"

Something is not right here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is1x3qNDUdQ

>>383211284
Allow Werster to come back

>>383212432
Anonymous

SE-X with SA-X!

>>383212464
google reddit sgdq 2017 vods

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>>383212031
Actually you bring up a good point, is it really even "killing" the animals?

>>383209983
>>383210010
>>383210172
I was going off the title of the OP. I'm not watching because their scheduling is fucked, and I lost interest. I'll watch the good VODs later.

>FFVII 8 Hours
pshh, nothin personnel...kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZQOfosP5nI

>>383212417
>I'd rather listen to donations and announcer banter
I wish people like you were dead

>>383212475
I'm guessing you liked the alttp run.

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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>Im going to stop talking
>Keeps talking

RIDLEY CONFIRMED TOO BIG

>what are you doing?
>uh
>dies
Truly the best of the gamers.

2 DEATHS

>TOO BIG

2big

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>ridley is too big


HOLY FUCK I'M TRIGGERED

>He's too big
4 u

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RIDLEY IS TOO BIG

4u

>>383212440
Thanks now I have trojan

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>dying

>>383212446
Bonesaw was literally banned because no fun allowed. He made fun of Owen Wilson and told people to sweet at Delta Airlines or something because they fucked up his flight. So just banter. but GDQ didn't like it so they banned him and DMCA any uploads of his run on youtube

>im going to stop talking
>talks continuously
at least it isn't the announcer

>>383212537
don't sexualize my wife

"Why not someone like you?" Blob sympathetically asked. "We have learned that your planet is the closest source of the vitamins we so desperately need. If only I knew where to find some."
"The health food store down the street sells lots of vitamins. Their prices are really, really high though. But it's now the only place on Earth to get them - "
"So they've decided to take advantage of you humans by inflating their prices to insane levels, knowing full well a person would pay anything if they're so desperate. Hmm, sounds similar to my planet's situation. Can we somehow break in?"
"Break in!" Boy gasped. "That's illegal! Besides, the owners - Dave and Rick - are crooks who wouldn't think twice about killing us both."
"Ok," Blob thought aloud, "we'll just need to acquire the proper funds. I don't suppose you know where we can get enough money. Maybe your family could help?"
"No, we're poor. That's why we had to buy this tiny house right next to the subway. And, I doubt my mom would help me anyway ... hey, I just remembered! I've heard that below the subway, there's a cave with lots of treasure. I tried finding it myself when I first moved here but ... I'm sorry Blob."
Blob then hopped over to Boy's feet, looked in his eyes, and said, "Ah, but that was before you met me. I'm going to tell you a secret."
"A s-s-secret?" Boy stammered.
"I'm a magic blob," Blob whispered, "but don't tell anybody. Do you have any jellybeans?"
"Jellybeans? Um, yeah, I just bought some after school. They're inside the house. Hold on," Boy said as he raced up to his room.
Boy found the jellybeans and before leaving told his mother he's going to spend the night at the subway with his friend Blob. She didn't bother responding. Boy then left.
"Blob, Blob, I found 'em! What do you want me to do?"
"Just hold on to them for now," said Blob, "I'll show you once we get to the subway. Would you please lead the way?"

>>383211284
if 2 million get, pearl jam perform while barely dressed ladies speedrun hentai games.

>>383212574
didn't watch it, went to bed after tranny tetris

>>383212572
>missing the LTTP run

Maybe you should try having fun some time.

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They can just scale him down!

This thing sounds terrifying.

>>383211594
Anon is there more to this image?

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>Ridley is too big

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Ridley noise jokes always get a laugh from me. They're just fucking ridiculous.

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>Ridley

>>383212502
np my man

>>383212417
Because there hasn't been 5 days of " greetings from Germany xd " already

>>383212526
They're just flaunting it now

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>>383212707
Of course not.

>>383212692
>tfw no lil' ridley

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>>383212417
This is my problem with most "hyped" runs like this. I think being informative is cool but there's such a thing as being too informative with runs like these. Too many intricate details, the banter is what really makes or breaks these runs. I want conversation and *actual* jokes, at least something that shows that these runners have slight of a personality. Not forced cringy jokes related to a mistake, inside jokes that nobody gets, or a brief exchange of words that boils down to "oh nice you did it" "yeah haha i did." You can keep a nice balance, which has been shown in the very few actual good runs in this marathon so far.

>>383211510
wow rude

>>383212726
Well he is kinda loud in Fusion.

>>383212481
>portable Metroid
>lame
I don't really get what more you could ask for from a game like this. It's great.

>>383212526
>anonymous 20,000 rubel donation
>"blyat ;)"

How dare he assume Ridley's gender fucking cis scum. This shit should be punishable by death.

>>383212809
>he

>>383212797

wow transphobic

>>383212689
Do you think that run is something you can do every run? We're talking in general here, you're not going to get fucking fantastic shit every time with either method, but I sure can tell you what you'll get most of the time when you have some fag read donations.

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>>383212759

>>383212837
death is too swift a punishment, they deserve torture and maiming

>>383212847
Aw shit. I should have watch my genders.

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>mfw this entire marathon

>>383212847
>he-X

>>383212837
So the porn is inaccurate? I feel betrayed.

>>383212837
Haha wow another funny and original top tier satire post from anon. How does he do it?

>>383212787
>inside jokes that nobody gets
Oh I fucking hate that.

X GENOCIDE NOW

KILL EM

did anyone uploaded the ALTTP run? I was so tired I fell sleep in the middle of run, looked pretty good at the beginning

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>in the spirit of doctors without borders
>save the animals

Is there a way to get a refund they didn't read my donation it looks like.

How has SGDQ been so far haven't been able to watch it until now

I feel like I haven't watched much GDQ this time around. I woulda watched KH2 if I wasn't working, is it worth it?

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>Fumos banned
>Loli games banned
>A beard emote banned
>No banter allowed
>No profanity allowed
>No fun allowed
>People are paid to run this
I seriously hope none of you guys have given money.

>>383212715
what did he mean by this

Metroid has the worse fucking lore of any of the old school series

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>>383212668
I loved this game, an absolute classic. One of the few perfect Wii titles.

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>have someone playing who was too young to play the game when it was released
There's your problem.

>i like matroid it hasss great atmopshere like when i was a child that was great

thanks couch

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>>383212250
>Let's get those doctors some borders.
>>383212553

Underrated posts, bless you anons.

>$5K from (((anonymous)))

>>383212960
There was a level 1 boss run at the end, at the very least watching that is worth it.

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>>383212892
>mfw

>>383212941
top kek

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Been gone since KH2, anything happen?

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What did he mean by this?

>Tis gme ha great whore atomopere

Get the faggot off the couch

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so anything notable happen yet? I know we'll never get anything on the level of chair sniffer again but surely theres been some good stuff this year.

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>save the animals
but, them frames bruh

>>383212650
who the fuck is owen wilson?

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>>383213059
STOP ALREADY

>>383213059
I want to kill myself.

>>383213059
Purge

>>383212668
I too remember the NASA Farcry 3 run.

>>383212975
I give the grand prize minimum every marathon, honestly

>>383212975
makes me wish for the charity to fail, DESU

>>383212960
The KH2 run was damn impressive

>>383212941
Now that you mention it... jej

>>383213059
wait so they changed genders so they can have a gay relationship?

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For the love of god let it end already.

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>>383213059

>>383213059
kys

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>>383212941

>>383213059
There has literally never been a case of a straight couple doing this during a run.

>>383212975
Yeah, i prefer to help people near me that deserve it

>>383213059
>Get a emote banned
>Trannies make out on camera
This is my last GDQ.

Just tuned in, how is this metroid run?

>>383212529
underrated post

Boy stuffed the jellybeans into his backpack and ran toward the subway, excited about the adventure he and his new friend were about to have.
Chapter 1
"Blob, where are you!" Boy yelled up the subway stairs.
"I'm sorry, I can't move that fast, on account of me being a blob and all," Blob huffed as he made his way down the stairs. "Quick, feed me a punch jellybean."
Boy reached into his backpack and tossed a jellybean towards the bottom of the stairs. With perfect timing, the jellybean landed in Blob's mouth as soon as he stopped. Boy watched as Blob proceeded to morph into a flat circle.
"Whoa!" Boy excitedly exclaimed, "Jellybeans make you change shape! Awesome!"
"Now you know why I'm a magic blob. In fact, each jellybean flavor turns me into something different. If you want to turn me back into a blob, just whistle," Blob explained. "Now fall through the hole I just created."
"I'm scared," Boy cried, wondering how Blob's new shape melted away the subway floor.
"Come on!" Blob snapped. "Oh, um, I mean, don't be scared; you can trust me."
Boy crossed his fingers and fell through the hole, whistling on the way down. He saw a blue bag full of blue coins on a ledge a few feet away.
"Blob, we did it! We found the treasure!" Boy gleefully exclaimed. But as he excitedly ran towards the ledge, he let slip a jellybean from his fingers. Miraculously, Blob appeared where the jellybean landed.
"How ... how did you do that?" Boy asked.
"Magic," Blob slyly replied. "You must have some Ketchup beans in your bag. That only happens with Ketchup beans."
"Why would there be Ketchup jellybeans? That's disgusting," said Boy with a sour face.
"Looks like someone played a joke on you kid," Blob said, trying not to laugh. "Enough chit-chat, feed me a licorice jellybean so we can get that bag of treasure!"

>>383212941
nice

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>>383213090
Terrible Mario race
Shitty Metroid shit

>>383213187
That's because straight people aren't brave enough to show true love to the internet.

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>>383213116
An actor.

>chat is enabled
Why did they have it disabled before? I only watch this in short bursts.

>>383213059
thanks i needed to empty my stomach

>>383213059
why

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RATE

RATE

RATE

RATE

RATE

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>>383213059

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>>383213059

I have to ask, how did it come to this? How did a bunch of non-runners exploit the labor of a bunch of dorks playing videogames to the point where they walk away with so much money ever year?

It's one of the greatest scams ever, PCF now takes $700,000 for its top employees alone, and Mike has always had an undisclosed salary, I'm not sure if other staff salaries have been revealed, but it's a real tragedy. AGDQ alone barely covers their immense value that they contribute to society. If you looked at the funds, you'd see AGDQ's value is no more than money in their pockets. SGDQ seems a bit better, but still, who on the sideline has yet to be discovered as making a killing off it?

Over a million dollars for the world record holder of mono to progressively make the events less fun, and more authoritarian each year, and the runners seem okay with it all.

What went wrong? I think the issue is the vast number of beta males in this hobby, desperate for approval and a sense of belonging. For example, look at Sam, look at him thank the man who violated his wife, the very man whom let an 18 year old drink, and destroyed his marriage. Don't even get me started on the trannies that put 0 effort into their transition.

So many of these runners are desperate for fame and glory, but every year it never comes to them. The fun ones are removed and in their place come 2nd rate runners simply dying for the views, thinking they'll be the next big thing.

I wonder when GDQ's downfall will come, when Mike will have to work a real job, and when runners or viewers will wise up. What's stopping a hostile takeover, honestly?

Just a shame to see this money wasted for people who don't even speedrun to live off of.

>>383213267
trannies

>>383213312
didn't watch/10

>>383213059
SUCH FLAMMABLE LITTLE INSECTS

>"really good run"
>multiple deaths
kek

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>tfw i'm gonna miss two of my favorite games, Diablo 2 and Dark Souls 3, back-to-back because i'll be driving out of town
>tfw all i get tonight is an EIGHT HOUR ff7 speedrun
s u f f e r i n g

Will never understand why people speedrun turnbased RPGs. They're too RNG dependent. And I really can't understand people who watch RPG speedruns, they're boring as fuck to watch

>>383213312
0%

>>383213312
Fusion/1010
best metroid ever and a great fun

>>383213267
They always disable chat when trannies are around
Can't risk offending them you know

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>>383212941

>>383213312
trainwreck/10

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>>383212865
She's a 100% certified F E M A L E N O P E N I S okay?

>>383213312
It was good.

>>383212941
kak

>>383213312
didn't pay attention/10

>>383213312
WhywouldIbothertoratethesefuckerwhochockedtwiceandalmostonefuckingbox/10

>>383212650
wow

>>383213312
reallypreferabettercouch/10

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>>383213312
2/10, at least he finished.

>>383213312
8/10 content
-1 for autistic couch
+1 for couch cockblocking autistic donation reader

8/10

>>383213312
shitposting/10

>>383213312
shut the fuck up/10

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>>383211647
>>383211694

Seconding this. Runner was extremely charismatic and made the whole experience very pleasant.

>All this shitty text
I fucking hate Fusion.

Reminder that GDQ is not registered as a charity, likely to hide the salary of its employees

>>383213312

Haven't been watching or listening

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>>383213267

They disable the chat whenever a tranny shows up. Seriously.

>>383213312
>>383213312
7/10
well executed, couch was a smidge too autistic. overall well done though, one minor fuckup in a 1 e tank run

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>>383212941
cheeky.

>>383213312
Good run, don't mind the multiple deaths as they make it clear what a difficult run this is to do single segment.
Nice to see how the run goes.

>>383211234
Fuck Runescape.

WHERE IS THE WIZARD101 SPEEDRUN

>>383213328
>What's stopping a hostile takeover, honestly?
charities aren't publicly traded entities. But your post is right otherwise. "Gamer" culture is almost exclusively beta male faggots who will capitulate to any social pressure.

>>383213312
Why are they still talking

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>>383213312
I just got here/10

>>383213312
annoyingandautisticcommentarywithnonstoptalkingfromreaderandcouchalike/10

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>>383213369

>>383213430
It'd be infuriating to speedrun, with all the button mashing to skip the text throughout the game.

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Remember when nintendo did DLC right?

>>383213349
1, DS3 runs are goddamn terrible cause most of it is out of bounds fuckery

2, everything is uploaded later to youtube. you only miss something if they go full no signal.

>>383213475
waiting for ingame time to show up

>>383213369
jesus christ, he did everything wrong.

weird wave, hands in pocket, not getting close enough, awful handshake

>>383213267
silence for trannies

Why did the SA-X help Samus at the end?

holy fuck just SHUT UP ALREADY

>>383212085
proof?

>>383213312
I would really prefer for you to be quiet/10

>>383213472
It's a pasta.
And GDQ is not a charity.

>>383213312
Soon, after climbing the ladder the licorice jellybean had caused Blob to morph into, Boy held the treasure in his hands, marveling at how the coins weren't the usual gold color he was used to seeing.
"This should be enough to buy those vitamins," Boy said. "How do we get back up?"
Blob stared at Boy incredulously. "One measly bag of coins isn't enough for my people. And you know what they say: 'Why take one bag of treasure when you can take them all?'"
Boy was confused. "Are you ok Blob?" he asked.
"Yeah ... um, yeah ... uh, we really should find more treasure if we want my mission to be a success."
With that, Boy and Blob were on their way. After clever utilization of another ketchup jellybean followed by a punch, Boy and Blob found a chest full of treasure guarded by a giant snake.
"Please do exactly as I tell you," Blob insisted. "First, feed me a vanilla bean; it'll save time later."
"An umbrella? How is that going to help us with this snake?" Boy asked.
"It's not; we'll need it for the jump we'll have to make."
"Wait. What jump? How do you know what's ahead."
"Um ... never mind that now," Blob said at a loss for words. "Now! Run!"
Within moments, they were past the snake and gently floating down through the air.
"Hey, look at that giant spider web," Boy directed.
"I see it," Blob replied. "We'll need to burn through it."
"Can't I just knock it aside with my hands?" Boy asked.
"No," said Blob. "Drop me, grab that treasure over there, and feed me a cinnamon jellybean."
Boy did just that and used the resulting blowtorch to scorch the web.
"That was good," Blob said, "but you shouldn't have drifted so close to the wall. We would've saved two seconds had you dropped me closer to the ledge we just jumped from."
Looking ahead, Boy and Blob saw boulders as big as Boy's head raining down. "This could be trouble," both thought simultaneously.
/10

>>383213430
You don't understand the deep horror a e s t h e t i c

>>383213352
Autists will give you an empty answer like "its comfy"

>>383213537

Judging by the fact that it stood still in front of an Omega Metroid, it's more likely that it was just really stupid.

>>383213537
because dooot doot dooty doot dooooot doot

>>383213537
>Why did the SA-X help Samus at the end?
The Omega Metroid is a bigger threat than Samus.

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>>383213369
jesus bro, just b u r self!

>>383213328
>the runners seem okay with it all
They aren't, which is why less and less recognizable names show up each year. The only big names who still show are people like Calebhart who stream for a living and use it as advertising. Notice how Bigjon wasn't there during Mario at all this year? Because he's fed the fuck up with how GDQ is run and talks about it at least once a week on his stream. Calebhart has talked about it too, but there's nothing to replace it right now.

How long are these guys going to talk?

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>>383213257
Thanks senpai

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>>383213526
>>383213369

Check out this Chad. He knows what he's doing.

>>383213537
Because the SA-X is still an X parasite. And they fucking hate Metriods.

>>383211647
jedi out cast
ratchet and clank
omnibus

>>383213513
thats not dlc that is early amibos

>>383213352
its comfy