What a thrill...

Wait, so snakes actually have hundreds of tiny little legs?

>>383210862
How else do you think they move?

that snake looks sick

Will snek be ok?

>>383210862
Living up to the "gamers are uneducated" stereotype, keep it up

>>383213007
kek

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I love snakes

>>383213320
is it hurt? looks like holes are poked into it's face

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>>383213423
That's just how Ball Pythons are.

>>383213007
it's not actually obvious, it could be they are boneless muscle movement creatures like tongues

>>383213553
ooh now i see it. my girlfriend had a corn snake a few years back. she had everything that you were supposed to buy it for it but it just died one day. maybe after a few weeks? she thinks the heat lamp she had was too strong for it. are you supposed to leave those on all the time for them or what?
sorry i don't know shit about snakes

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>>383213320
People who say they love snakes are people who don't have to see them. Humans have an instinctual fear of crawly creepy slithery shit like snakes, even when we know they're completely harmless. After the 300th time of getting spooked by a snake that you thought was a stick it gets fucking irritating and you want to genocide the little cocksuckers

>>383213691
You need heat on only one side of the tank for them. Also it sounds like you might not have been dechloronating the water. Were you giving it just regular tap water?

>>383213812
i'm not sure what she did. i wasn't doing shit with the thing. she wanted to buy it so her responsibility you know? but anyways i know she had a little pool for it and she did use some formula i think for it. i can't remember anon.

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>>383210572
So, this is a Snakes thread? Posting my favorite snek

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>>383213742
My dad is a reptile breeder and as a result I grew up around all kinds of crazy shit. My dad had shit like Gila Monsters, Cobras, and Whip Scorpions. The only ones that scared me were the Centipedes and Whip Scorpions.

>>383210970
They slither

>>383213691
Reptiles start dying the instant you put them in a cage. They are really not meant for captivity at all.

Most of the time though, under proper care and good ownership, they can live longer lives than in the wild. Unfortunately most people just aren't dedicated enough to give a reptile all the attention it needs in captivity.

And no, heat lamps should be turned off at night to simulate normal day/night cycles. It could have been a simple overheating problem, it could have also been a diet problem. it could also just have been a simple health problem. The snake could have been sick when she got it and it would have died regardless of her care.

>>383214054
damn shitty deal. so if she ever did want another snake i'm going to assume don't go with a chain like petco or petsmart? maybe a private owner or some mom & pop pet store? good shit snake-non.

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Best reptile comin through.

>>383214180
I love little gecko buddies. Always makes me happy finding one on a wall.

>>383213742
You're a fucking pussy that's what you are. I've never once been scared by a snake.

>>383214164
Never buy pets that aren't garbage tier from Pet Stores.

ALWAYS go with a breeder for anything bigger than an Anole, Goldfish, or small rodent like a Hamster or Rat.

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>>383213742
Snakes don't like you either you cunt.

>>383214416
oh damn rodents too huh? i've been thinking about getting a rat again and i've never had luck with the few rats i owned. do you know if the food like the frozen rodents are good for the snakes? i remember reading that giving them frozen food is best compared to a live one.

>>383213742
... what?
That doesn't happen to me.
Sure I'm scared of snakes I can't ID
but if I can identify the snake, and it's not hazardous, then it's fine.
once, I remember I went on a vacation to Sydney, Australia and they had some crane/heron type birds just wandering around the harbor
I was scared of them for a bit since they're quite big, but after figuring out these things are docile as hell I ignored them.

>>383214416
good advice, even for tarantulas.
males will die within weeks or months and the pet stores don't give a fuck to check their sources
females can live a decade or more

>>383213669
Except those are ribs, not legd

>>383214180
I need to get a pet lizard and let him or her just rest on my arm all chilling.

>>383214572
>oh damn rodents too huh?
Yeah Rodents are fine. Can't really breed em any better or take special care of them. Same with really simple cold blooded creatures like fish.
> do you know if the food like the frozen rodents are good for the snakes?
Less risk of finding that a mouse won the fight and ripped your snake's neck open. Most people stick mostly to frozen stuff for this reason.

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>>383214572
Frozen rats are better due to there being no risk of the snake getting bitten or scratched by the rat. Best thing is typically to buy live and just snap their neck before feeding.

>>383214832
I would honestly disagree about getting fish from any kind of chain store. Fish are easily the most complicated pet to take care of as it relies on you understanding water chemistry and constantly measuring water temperature and quality. Outside of like a Neon Tetra or a simple Gourami you should never ever get fish from Petsmart or anything like that.

>>383213423
those are heat pits

>>383214921
>Have to be a ruthless killer in order to look after a snake efficiently

/v/-animals and nature
just kidding. You guys are ok

>>383214447
H-he's fast!!

>>383215104
I've never had bad experience with fish from chains. But I stick to baby tier fish.

>>383214705
It's unknown whether they're ribs or legs, actually. the have the same structures for a creature like this. Their skeletons are similar to centipedes.

>>383215182
There's a reason I said "best thing" not that it is necessary. Frankly it just keeps the snakes feeding response active in my experience. Frozen are fine. Either way you're paying for rats to die, why not kill it yourself instead of paying some large company to do it?

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>>383213423
>>383213553

That's how they sense infrared.

Another fun fact - most reptiles, snakes included, have three eyes: The two standard ones, and a primitive one that's hooked up to their pineal gland, to help regulate heat.

Our little buddy in pic related's parietal eye, for example, is pretty easily visible.

>>383215363
Gopher Snake right?

>>383213742
>being a pussy
>not learning to feed off your own fear
>not learning to force your fear into a fight response instead of flight

>>383214921
>Best thing is typically to buy live and just snap their neck before feeding.
Fuck, I don't think I have it in me to kill them like that before feeding. It just feels really sadistic and I dunno why feels kinda wrong.

>>383215681
idk senpai I'd rather have my neck broke than be fed to a creature much larger than myself

>>383215681
>sadistic
Only if you enjoy it. Snakes gotta eat and it's honestly better for the mouse than slow crushing suffocation.

>>383215363
I thought that was just the tuatara.

>>383215519
>not learning to feed off your own fear
isn't that a bad thing? Don't women who have been raped end up being super sluts because they fear it happening again?

Someone post that disgusting as fuck webm of a snake shitting and the post about the horrific smell

>>383214332
No poisonous snakes where you live?
I'm a floridafag and have seen water moccasins and diamond backs in person. Now those are scary and poisonous. You've probably only dealt with racers and other garden snakes that are harmless.

>>383215254
>Endoskeleton vs. Exoskeleton, the latter of which has joints
>Centipede limbs actually protrude out of their body, while snake ribs are meant to provide protection to organs as well as a basic structure that keeps it tubular
Please tell me you aren't this retarded

>>383216303
Except snakes do walk with their ribs, it's just that they walk inside their skin.

>>383215968
>Don't women who have been raped end up being super sluts because they fear it happening again?
Do you perceive JAV/hentai as educational or something?

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>>383216662

I want to fuck a gigantic female snake then have hot snug cuddles

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>>383213320
The roof of a python's mouth looks like a wet pussy! Good god, I want to fuck it and fill it with my hot, thick cum and watch the product of my love ooze from its beautiful gob!!

>>383217426
Kill yourself

>>383216662
No they fucking don't. They "walk" just about as much as slinkies "walk"

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Animal threads are the hidden joy and glory of this board.

>>383217707
slinkies walk down stairs. you proved yourself wrong

>>383217426
That's gross but you're right.

>>383217803
Animals are the only creatures that could be friends with an autist.

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>>383210572
>swoops behind you

Pssshh...nothin personnel

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>>383217426
>wanting to fuck snakes instead of scorpions
shit taste

>>383217852
Do you think snakes have an instinctual response to the taste of cum?

I mean, humans would instantly know they have cum in their mouth, even if they were blindfolded and had a thick, bleachy load dumped into their mouth. (which desu, doesn't taste that bad!)

Do you think that maybe snakes would know when they have cum in their mouth? It would actually turn me on a lot if a snake actually felt sexy and got horny from the feeling of my cum being in their mouth. Like they know that I'm thinking of them sexually, and that they return the same sexual ardour.

Just my two cents.

>>383218650
Call your mom.

>>383218594
That's beautifully horrifying.

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>>383218452

>>383217426
>>383218650
eat cyanide

>>383219579
If it was /v/ they'd fuck after the first hour. This board is fucking heinous.

>>383210862
No, those are ribs.

>>383219579
Doesn't the female have a fake penis?

>>383219665
This is what happens when you stop ridiculing furries.

YIFF IN HELL 2018

MAKE /v/ GREAT AGAIN

>>383219774
They have fake balls too

>>383219774
>>383220049
Traps are gay.

>>383219856
Ponyfags are the new furries

>>383219856
>snakes
>fur

>>383220261
>Semantics.

POST AMINALS

THREAD IS GETTING STALE

>>383220261
You do know furries are slang for the fags who like anthropomorphic animals right?

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>>383220442
Can do.

>>383220503
Everything is furfag these days, I've seen someone once unironically call mario a furfag because of the tanooki suit from mario 3.

>>383220578
That autistic goose is fast as fuck.

>>383220615
This is fucking glorious.

>>383213007
the joke went over your head

>>383219856
>>383219665
I don't ridicule any sexual desires that you may or may not have, so why do the same towards me?

You don't even know me, so stop being a creep. You're quite possibly the creepiest kinds of people.

>>383220760
I expected a bird fight and now I got blue balls.

>>383219774
I think that's only spotted hyenas

>>383220985
I like perfect innie pussies and phat female asses. You got nothing on me, furfag. Eat shit and die.

>>383220760
Why didn't you name it "a bunch of tits in a bath"?

>>383220578
>Australia lost a war to these

>>383220985
you need to be doused in gasoline and lit on fire do not reply to me again

>>383221239
Reverse Splinter Cell.webm

>>383221447
Dude, I fucking love vultures. Is this what /an/ is like? I should visit.

>>383221503
Premature Ejaculation.webm

>>383213742
t. Arachnid

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>>383218319
>strangles you mid flight

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>>383221514
Not really, /an/ is also slow as fuck.

>>383213742
Want to know how I can tell you're either a women or a tranny?

>>383218594
That looks like rape

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>>383221642
>mantis bully not so tough after being molested

>>383221625
A L P H A

M A L E

>>383221625
Slow board means higher quality posting

>>383213927
All I see is a human

>>383214180
DONT TAKE CAREER ADVICE FROM JOE PISCAPO

>>383221863
ho lee fuhk

>>383221146
>>383221395

You like human pussy, and I like snake pussy.

I don't actually see a difference here, all I see are two humans with different tastes.

You have mental issues, you are literally a twisted human being who needs help.

You're the real piece of shit here for being a judgemental creep.

GET. HELP.

>>383221642
Incredible.

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>>383221725
Wow, that's the cutest thing ever.

>>383221146
You better not be attracted to 3DPD or you can fuck off normalscum.

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>>383222047
And this kids is why lamias, centaurs and other such types of monstergirls are all shit.
Stick with your standard bipedal monstergirl and you won't have mental problems like this dude.

>>383222047
i am praying to my lord Jesus Christ right now and i pray he strikes you down and sends you to the lake of fire to suffer eternally

>>383221910
They just ate, obviously. That's how most carnivores roll.

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>>383219665
"I have some cyanide right here for you anon"

>>383214832
>Yeah Rodents are fine. Can't really breed em any better or take special care of them.
Not true. A lot of pet store rats are degenerate and retarded with tons of health problems while some breeders offer the ultimate master race rodents.

>>383222270
This is some Jurassic Park shit.

Son...

>>383222370
What Bethesda game is this?

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>>383222334

>>383221931
Not everyone here is a teenager then

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>>383222334
Why are they so cute?

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>>383222243
Lizards are best monstergirls.
>tfw no cute lizardman gf to cuddle really tightly with especially during winter months.

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>>383222641
Lizards are sure a funny way to spell Scorpions.

>>383222207
UNITE MORPH

>>383215937
Tuataras and most monitors
Bearded Dragons, Uromastyxs, and Igunanas also have them

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defend this

>>383222756
I want a lizardman to want to cuddle extra hard during the winter months because she needs my warmth. She'll need me.

>>383222751
how are women this dumb

>>383222262
I PROMISE that he will strike you down first.

You're the real monster here. A disgusting, fat, ugly judgemental creep.

At the end of the day, a gorgeous snake will be flicking it's sexy, forked tongue on my big, hard cock, and will be swallowing every last drop of my generous load of cum, while blissfully aware of the fact that I just made a woman out of her.

I'll be doing this all while you jack your tiny cock off to anime.

I'm actually laughing so hard at your pitiful excuse for a life right now.

>>383222897
The CIA trained the bird to do that

>>383222916
looks like at the end of this day youre already swallowing every last hunk of my shit lmao

>>383222897
That's adorable, what kind of bird is that?

>>383222916
Not him, but you have to be trolling, this is just too rich to be serious.

>>383222751

Swans can break your hand with just their wings, wtf is she doing scaring the poor doggo

>>383222982
>it's treason then

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Post cute spiders!

>>383222916
woah, watch out bigots

>>383223105
Cockatoo

>>383223105
cockatoo

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>>383223223
>Spiders

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>>383222153
Turtle druids when?

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>>383221849

does anything beat scorpion?

heavy armor
duel claws with crushing grip
poison tail

nerf when?

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>>383223223
>spiders

>>383223516
>interior crocodile alligator.webm

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birb

>>383221849
>Dex vs Str

>>383222901
Lizards aren't as good as they think you are.

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passsssssssss the controller bro

>>383215681
faggot

>>383223105
Cockatoo

>>383222087

>outskilled

cat was toying around for the thrill of the hunt

chicken was hungry

>>383223637
I always like lizards, I could never want to be around a scorpion monstergirl.

>>383215937
Even for the Tuatara it's much more of a pineal gland than a functioning eye. They're also closer to dinosaurs than regular lizards

>>383223223
It's only cute if it's a pure human hugging the monster

>>383223720
>he doesn't know that lizards can selectively store semen and choose which batch of semen from fathers impregnates them
Hope it was worth it lad.

>>383223106
Reminds me of how my Jack Russel used to jump over our seven foot high fence and get in the neighbors yard all the time

>>383222830
How come reptiles don't have that same startle response that mammals have?

I've never seen a reptile act startled or shocked.

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>>383223320
>tfw Destiny used to have a bunch of cool giant frogs and turtles and shit
Fucking Jason Jewns canning Statens vision.

>>383223320
>takes five turns to cast spells, but they're the most powerful
Would you use him still? Nightmare mode: No haste spells or potions can be used on him

>>383223871
Good thing monstergirls are loyal to those they marry.

>>383223963
Reassuring yourself lies only makes you more disappointed when they cuck you anyways.

>>383223885
Reptiles are as dumb as insects.

>>383224113
Monstergirls are not 3DPD, get it right. If you beat a lizardman in combat they remain subservient to you.

>>383223105
cockatoo

>>383224218
Look anon, you don't have to keep telling yourself lies just because you chose wrong, I'm sure it's not that bad having been cucked by them, you don't need to keep lying to yourself.

>>383223105
cockatoo

>>383224281
You don't know what you're talking about, stop your pointless shitposting. This isn't /jp/.

>>383222040
i was under the impression that crocs and aligators btfo of other land animals in the water unless we where talking fucking hippo/rhino/elephant level

>>383221447
Based birbs protecting eggs from nature nigger

>>383219441
Who won???????

>>383222897
Is that The fucking Legend?

>>383224358
No need to act all accusative just because your monstergirl waifu would never truly love you, everyone makes mistakes in life.

>>383223595
>the hawk turns away
cold as ice

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>>383224480
You're wrong. This is the very last time I reply to you.

>>383218452

as long as we're posting brutal nature clips

https://youtu.be/Zkc6qGNnf_o?t=30s

>>383221447
>SLAVE TO A BROKEN ORDER

>>383224580
It's sad how you post things that only prove me right as proof of how lizardmen wouldn't cuck you. I'm sure someday you'll stop lying to yourself.

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>>383224538

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is hunting wrong?

>>383214332
>>383214598
>>383215519
>>383221781
>walking along
>something right next to your foot suddenly slithers
>implying you wouldn't be startled
ya ok you don't have to act tough on the internet

>>383223516
croc of the walk

>>383223962

>that last look back at the camera

godspeed dear adelie

>>383224712
No

>>383224712
It keeps nature in balance

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>>383223920
>implying turtles are slow at everything they do like sloths

But I'd give it a shot even with your limitations.

>>383224580
>The lizardmen want to be with men stronger than they are
And presumably stronger than their husband too. :^)

>>383223516
thats an alligator
look at the snout

>>383224712
depends on whether you eat everything you hunt or not

>>383224712
Probably desu. You're scaring the shit out of a bunch of wild animals before killing them. It's definitely wrong if you get no gain out of it (ie not processing a killed deer to stock your freezer with venison)

>>383224942
They only marry you if you beat them, they want the best genetics possible.

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>>383224749
>being startled equals being scared
A fucking squirrel suddenly rustling the ground next to your foot would startle you, you fucking moron.

>>383224749
Flinching is a natural response you fucking cuck
Go take your hormone pills

>>383224712
That's not hunting, that's pest control.

>>383225008
Which is why they'll seek out even stronger men, they want the best genetics after all. :^)

>>383222897
Ruthless

>>383213742
How do you explain people with snake pets, or animal handlers?
Being afraid of snakes is a primitive fear of the unknown, and being able to shed that fear thanks to the knowledge available to modern humans is far preferrable to acting like a caveman just because you can't be arsed to browse wikipedia for 5 minutes and learn which snakes can kill you and which can't.

>>383225078
No, they never leave their husband once married. Unlike 3DPD, they will never abandon you.

>>383224712
There's literally nothing wrong with killing hogs.

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>>383222751

>>383223105
Cockatoo

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Should animals be killed humanely?

>>383224712
Not in this case. Those pigs are a genuine menace.

It's especially not bad if you eat them.

>>383222202
Sexual degeneracy is as normie as it gets.

>>383225126
dont try to reason with women/trannies

>>383225241
>normie
Fuck off normalfag

>>383225229
this kills the shrimp

>>383225143
>t-they won't NTR me because they're not 3DPD
Now that's one naive way of thinking kid. It pretty evidently says on the MGE article that they always seek out stronger men and that lizardmen grow stronger, they'll always look for someone even better.

>>383224712
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

>>383213742
t. rat

>>383224712

Depends.

Some rich fuck killing a member of an endangered species just for fun and without even giving it a fair fight is quite clearly wrong. On the other hand, if Joe Schmoe decides to spend his Saturday killing some deer which are overpopulating the detriment of the local ecosystem only to then take that meat to his local soup kitchen, then I'd probably buy Joe a drink.

>>383225284
"normalfag" wouldn't have made sense as an adjective.

>>383214447
B-BAKANA!???!?
YAMEROOOOOO

>>383225448
Get the fuck off my website, normalfag piece of shit. You don't belong here you parasite.

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>>383224749
Then there is also an instinctive fear of seagrass, seaweed, harmless jellyfish, mice, plastic bags, paper bags, roaches, and anythings else that might brush up against you unnoticed, I freak out if most kinds of spiders crawl on me but you don't see me projecting my fear of them onto other people.

>>383225502
normie

>>383225448

If that is enough to irritate you, just think about how often the phrase "gayfag" is used on /lgbt/

>>383225579
Fuck off cancer

>>383222751
Is she aware how easily that Swan can kill her? The dog is trying to fucking run and tell her to run. Swans do not fuck around I am talking from experience. They may be pretty but they are actually death.

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>>383225182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A56TRDTMcaM

1:22

>>383219721
hyenas*

>>383223595
manlets

>>383221503
What though

>>383221343
those are babies

>>383225229
The few times I cooked lobster I boiled it so I'm not one to really say.

>>383221642
>still struggling while its entire face has been eaten off
It's been said countless times before, and yet still warrants saying again:
Nature is brutal as fuck.

>>383223885
They receive heat from the outside, not from their blood circulation. Actual heated lizards are much more mobile and quickier to act.
>>383224115
15 years old retard.

>>383225229
nah

>>383225751
How much fucking protein and iron would be in that?

>>383225229
Yes. Only edgelords would say otherwise.

>>383221797
a lot of organisms reproduce through rape

>>383224712
Looks fun
I'd feel guilty though, not even half of those are clean kills. They might be shitty pests, but I still don't like causing unnecessary suffering
Inefficient, too. You can just trap 20 of them at a time and put a bullet in their heads one by one.

>>383210862
they used to have 4 legs but they lost their sonic hedgehog gene (didn't really lose it, it just mutated) and they lost their legs.

the gene is still there so they might be able to grow limbs in the future.

>>383226068
And of those organisms, scorpions aren't one of them.

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>eating sushi
good luck

>>383222207
Good, fuck giant centipedes or millipedes, whatever that is.

>>383225229
That looks more humane than boiling it alive. What alternative is there?

>>383226206
thats not sushi

>Australia BTFO by emus
>Australia BTFO by rabbit overpopulation
>Australia BTFO by spiders, snakes, abbos, and just about every other animal that can kill you.

>>383226206
n-nani?

>>383226206
https://youtu.be/c9xOf4Ku39E

>>383225035
>>383225069
>>383225573
hmm yes and what is prone to startling you? maybe something that lays on the ground perfectly still, looks like a stick or vine, and stays still until you're practically on top of it. but no, keep posting your funny reaction images, haha i'm so dumb haha

>>383225229
It's very difficult to kill lobsters humanely, although that's better than boiling alive.

Lobsters don't have a centralized brain, but have a horse shoe of nerves running along their stomach, occasionally clumping in nodes. If you cut through the body like that, you cut the nodes off from each other, but the individual nodes can still feel pain in their local area.

>>383224712
damn that one at the end dodged 5 shots

>>383225448
Lurk more newfag.

>>383226387
I hate fish

>>383226572
/v/ is full of cancerous normalfags now. It pisses me off.

>>383226262

For one thing his initial stab was in the torso rather than the brain. For another, a lot of chefs apply antiseptics first before killing because it allows for a more peaceful lull into death while also improving the taste, but it doesn't look like he applied any, based on how the creature is struggling.

The chef probably doesn't give a fuck though. Since he's a Japanese chef he probably prepares Ikizukuri without batting an eye.

>>383222916
This conversation is way too wierd and specific for this to be copypasta. Bravo, man.

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>>383225502
what are you going to do about it nerd

>>383226441
>>383225069

>>383226134
the video maker said he goes back and finishes off those

>>383222334
Wait...that's a pussy. Anon you're getting banned.

>>383222751
holy fucking mother of god are swans usuallly that big?

>>383213007
>Living up to the "gamers are humorless" stereotype, keep it up

Threads like these prove time and time again that /v/ is best when it is not discussing video games.

>>383226912

It's not uncommon. They're always, always assholes, though.

>>383223184
>>383225612
Are you serious?

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>>383214921
How the fuck do you get a rat in a headlock to snap it?

>>383224712
No, but "hunting" like in that webm is only acceptable if your killing pests/invasive species. Which, from what I can tell, is exactly what's going on there.
Fuck those hog bastards.

>>383226812
I'm proud to be an americaaaaan

>>383217426
At least one person has gotten a blowjob from a snake and died.

>>383224613
Jesus christ how horrifying.

>>383225871
Holy shit are Australians such cucks literally begging not to be hurt

Just punch it in the face

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>>383227570

Sparrows are underrated

>>383220578
See how they've tamed a wild beast to live in a habitat created artificially for their personal benefit and entertainment.

To get the wretched creature to actually record their frolicing and post it online while not shitposting is a feat of either masterful slave-training or subtle eugenics.

>>383225871
I assume there are laws stopping people from just breaking its neck on the street?

>>383225962
It always amazes me how some birds can dive completely underwater to catch a fish like this and still have enough force to ascend out of the water in the same motion and resume flight.

>>383222270
>australia
Do people out there honestly give zero fucks? That's a fucking cassowary. Thing's a man-killer.

>>383213927
I'm all for Monster-girls but there is nothing resembling a snake in your pic.

>>383226973
What do you think he means by that?

>>383227780
Are they summoning fucking satan?

>>383222897
>Godzilla noises