Confess your gaming sins

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I think being comfy is one of the best things a video game can be.

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I only started playing video games after I spent 3 years in state prison for drug trafficking. Toward the end of my stay, I was in super-minimum security prison (shit didn't even have a fence around it) and my cellmate had an Xbox360 he bought so I beat RDR. That was the first video game I ever played.

>>383210272

it's not a sin but I played all the Dark Souls trilogy with a trainer.

Feels good man.

>>383211105
Wut

I started playing Dark Souls 1 again but when I got to Blighttown I lost all interest in the game.

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>>383210272
I've skipped just about every cutscene in every video game i've ever played.

I save scum when replaying games ive already beaten. especially NES games with no continues

>>383211856
Honestly me too. I can't think of a single game with a good story

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>>383210272
I say I'm a huge fan of Metroid but I've only beaten two games.

Prime and AM2R.

>>383210272
I-It took me 2 attempts to kill Pin Wheel.

>>383210272
I play mainstream trash like CSGO.

I've recently spent money on CrossFire

Never played a Zelda game.

Never played any of the Metal Gear games either.

>>383212169
You're a fucking disgrace

I bought Wolfenstein TNO
But I refunded it so there's that

>>383212169
It tooke me more than that because the first thing I did when I played the game was go down to the Tomb of Giants. I just kept butting my head against the skellies until I got there and I didn't know how to level up either. I was pretty surprised when I found out people thought Pinwheel was easy because of that.

I buy games and never play them.
Neir Autowhatever
Majora's Mask
tons of other shit

I just don't fucking care about them. I only buy them because I'm stupid.

I love open worlds.

I've never played New Vegas because JE Sawyer is a massive SJW.

>>383211985
>skips cutscenes (aka "the story")
>claims the story is bad

Hmm...

>>383210272
I save my game before every run in darkest dungeon.

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>>383210272
I'd take a shit game with an amazing soundtrack over a good game with a shit soundtrack, any day. The soundtrack is the singular most important thing in a game for me.

>>383213110
Chris Avellone was primarily the main writer though.

>>383210272
I... I didn't play any metal gear games before mgsv, I only watched an abridged version of the history so far on YouTube

>>383213026
Yeah, I was sort of guessing my way through it. As usual, I don't like consulting other people before playing games just jumping right in and exploring.

A combination of poor game theory and getting flustered after seeing how much damage he does.

>>383210272
I legit believe Ridley could and should be added to the Smash roster and have felt that way since the Melee intro.

>>383213164
It's cool, I modified the data of the game to make all building upgrades free and heals do 10 instead of 1, 20 instead of 2, etc...

And I feel no shame. I played Desktop Dungeons back when that came out in it's free beta, and then some unto this day. It's more difficult and I never cheated. I may as well win at Darkest Dungeon...

>>383210707
I hope you've changed your ways, anon. That shit could get you killed.

I spent more than two hours on jfk reloaded

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The Last of Us is my favorite game followed by Half-Life 2 and Ocarina of Time. I also think HL2 is far, far better than 1, though it's still one of my favorite games.
I've played through Human Revolution five or six times. I played the tutorial level of the original and dropped it because it seemed like a slog to get through
I love Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask, but can’t stand any other game in the Zelda series. I got through the third dungeon of Link to the Past and got bored. Twilight Princess is alright, though
I played through DMC1 once and disliked it despite playing through 3 and 4 countless times.
I’ve purchased and thoroughly enjoyed every game in the God of War franchise, except for Ascension, which was shit.
I pretty much exclusively play Mercy/Lucio and mute team/voice chat in Overwatch because it's the only role I'm good at and getting berated by my teammates when I fuck up damages my ego. I shit on my team if they fuck up, though, and I managed to make it to Master ran the past three seasons
The only RE games I've played are 4, 5, 6, and 7 and I have no intention of playing any of the older games
I used SAM to get a bunch of achievements in MGR and DMC4 to make people think I was good at the game
Given the opportunity, I will play as a chick. I played the entirety of MGSV as an S++ female solider and made most of my soldiers women thanks to Cheat Engine.
I played through FEAR 2 three times but gave on the first one after two hours
I watch Oney Plays, Super Mega, and sometimes Game Grumps.
I write shipping fanfiction
I have over 300 hours in Left 4 Dead 2, 99% of which is solo play.
I cheat all the time in online multiplayer games. I get destroyed if I don’t have it and deny like hell if anyone calls me out. I pubstomped in TF2 for years with LMAOBox and would send all the items I got from that account to my main account

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>>383213745
>I write shipping fanfiction

>>383213493
>I legit believe Ridley could and should be added to the Smash roster

Correct if i am wrong but are there like no characters in smash that can fly in like their base form or whatever naturally? Which is to say that with out power ups and such from their respective game series?

Aside from Kirby and jigglypuff. Since at least with those two their combat ability are somewhat hampered when flying. But Ridley has been shown to be be able to fly and fight at the same time without much difficulty. So then why they could limit his flying to a hover. Much of his move set would need to be somewhat super lame comparatively to what has been shown he can naturally do. Which means while yeah they could have included him that they would have to make him not live up to well to the source materiel which would then upset and disappoint the people who would really want to play as him.


So while they can do it. At least personally i can for the life of me think of a way for him to have been included that would disappoint heavily in some way

>>383210272
I hate all Bethesda games after and including Fallout 3 because they're really clunky.

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>>383210272

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>wasted so much time on this shitty game
>stopped playing it years ago
>to date my most played game on steam

>>383213616
Yes, I have. I don't even drink alcohol anymore, I go to Church every Sunday, and play video games all day.

>>383215870
Same here m8.

>>383212387
Go play Zelda 1 right now, booty bandit

>>383214390
Squirtle can drown
Your argument is invalid

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>>383210272
I beg for games online. I'm a poor fag and I beg for games online. Got 2 or 3. I'll play double the time of it's price to wash away the guilt but the guilt doesn't go. I'm begging for hitman now

>>383217137
The time it takes you to beg and actually get a game, you probably could have completed 5 job applications.

>>383210272
I bought life is strange on steam just so I could send my friend a video of me dragging the shortcut into the recycling bin and uninstalling it because he wanted me to play it.

I regret buying that fucking game so much, but he got pretty pissed so I guess it was worth it. And nah I don't pirate so that wasn't an option.

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I bought Fallout 4

>>383214390
All characters get that treatment. Ganondorf can decimate entire armies with ease. Palutina is a straight up goddess. Villager however has never once flown in the AC games yet has some of the best recovery tools which basically let him fly. Hell Bayo can recover from the blast zone.

Two Bowsers wide, one Bowser tall, walking on all fours or like a raptor. Large hurtbox is his disadvantage. Give him weakening double jumps like Charizard. Make him have great aerial attacks, king of air fighting sort of character. Plenty of ways do him but it won't happen because fuck effort.

As for characters who can fly in their own games: Charizard, Mewtwo, Ganondorf, Palutena, Kirby, Dedede, Meta Knight, Samus if she has screw attack.

>>383215870
>>383216495
Fun with friends, not so much fun alone.
Building random shit gets boring pretty fast.

That and all those dank me-mes on the workshop.

I bought Gone Home. It looked like a haunted house game.

>>383217331
I'm a student. I do

>>383210272
I liked Skyward Sword

>>383218267
Some work online. But they go towards my study

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i am responsible for over 100 console war threads and i wont stop because you fucks deserved it

>>383218181
I didn't buy it but that's what I expected it to be. Either being stalked by a killer or getting spooked all night and accidentally falling down the steps and killing yourself to find out all the spooks was the family cat, which you tripped over. That sorta thing.

Lol nope lesbians and an empty house.

>>383214853
Gettin' there, ~ 300ish hours in.

Still haven't beat the main story. Always get bored and restart

I bought The Last Guardian launch day and still haven't opened it

I really want to get into an mmo but none of them appeal to me and the old go to's are garbage. runscape is trash, maplestory is trash, i never got into WoW, i dont want to pay for final fantasy. Ive got like n options left

>>383210272
I havent paid for a game for the last decade