Now: Metroid Fusion
Next: Super Metroid
Later: 8 H O U R J R P G
Schedule:
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
anime
SUPRISE, SUPRISE
THE YETEE
first
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Anime
fuck these puns
>Applause for corporate sponsor
>>383207370
>8 hours
>"""""speed"""""run
>they actually hit 1m on friday
hello?
people know these yetee donations are just them giving gdq their portion of the shirt sales, right? the company isn't actually giving anything except what they owe
Is Samus thicc or not?
>>383207460
lol newfag detected
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>Hyping up the shitty Le save/kill Metroid run
>Lul lets do it at Midnight EST!
Who's getting shot for this blunder?
Sirris best music
>ten THOUSAND dollar donation...
>applause
> ...from the yetee!
>silence
>Smip meh an half health ralo y
What the fuck is that guy is saying, I can't understand him.
HE SAID IT
NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
FINISH YOUR DRINKS
this event must do very well for the yetee if they're willing to drop so much on it
AINT NEVER BEEN DONE BEFOE
Redpill me on The Yetee. Why do they donate so much?
>>383207513
But it makes them look good.
Consumers aren't very perceptive or smart.
M O N E Y
L A U N D E R I N G
B E G I N S
N O W
>>383207513
Thank you captain obvious.
>>383207370
$500 donation from anonymous. No comment left.
>>383207567
If I take off their shirt will they die?
thanks for the money goyim, remember to save the animals
who /epic dank meme/ here
B A N E ?
>>383207524
It was originally earlier but delays pushed it way back.
>only a few minutes of difference between any%, 1%, and 0%
what is the fucking point of these arbitrary categories
>>383207513
god i want sex so bad. im so lonely just watching speedruns all day. sure, i make fun of trannies but i'm just jealous that they are comfortable with their sexuality
seriously, how much of a petty cunt do you have to be to whine about someone giving 10K?
>>383207524
EST is the only timezone that matters
>/v/ suddenly hates final fantasy 7
what
Went to sleep around the time jedi outcast started did I miss anything
>>383207567
free advertising to your core audience: nerds with money
>>383207519
not
POST SAMUS LEWDS
>>383207562
>implying this is a real donation
>>383207637
Get an onahole faggot
>>383207659
underage anons who never played it
>>383207567
They sell a buttload of shirts related to the event, so they're donating some of the profits.
>1 mil+ raised for isis sympathizers
Hooray...
>>383207370
Do they usually not reach $1M until Friday/Saturday? I know there's a surge but man, they've got a lot of catching up to do.
>>383207567
Because they make more than they donate selling shirts during GDQ, most likely. Also free advertising.
>>383207660
Oh god, please don't tell me you missed the Jedi Outcast run. It was GOAT tier
The average commentary for any given marathon run is abysmal. Why do folks think it is important to extol how many half seconds could be saved like it actually matters in the context of the marathon setting?
I want runners to just discuss things like they were having a casual conversation, maybe explain a little bit of wtfery here in there. The level of minutiae some commentary reaches is dreadful.
>>383207637
sex is overrated as fuck
>>383207663
>>383207659
8 hour "speedrun"
>>383207686
Can't lewd her anon.
>>383207663
what game?
>>383207567
They're not donating really. That's just them giving the GDQ their cut of the shirt money.
>>383207637
>that they are comfortable with their sexuality
>>383207562
It's nothing but money laundering.
>>383207513
nice armpit
Man, Yeti sure does donate a fuckton all day long...
>>383207513
Oh... So, in actuality they just owe GDQ like $80k, they just spread the donations around. Cool, I guess? Padding, but cool.
>>383207663
We did it /v/!
Guys I'm drunk and just got paid. What should I buy on Amazon. Already ordered overwatch, mirror's edge artbook, patriots day blu ray, and peanut butter and honey granola?
>>383207523
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>>383207757
It's footage from the new GTA game set in Germany.
I love Fusion but this run is boring as fuck for some reason
>>383207659
I love FF7, but I'm not willing to watch an 8 hour speedrun of anything.
>>383207637
>posts that on 4chan
>your mom is also in the same thread
>she comes to your room and opens the door
>she flashes her pussy and says "you'll never get this"
>you're still on 4chan
>>383207756
I DON'T CARE
POST SAMUS LEWDS
>>383207798
I miss her sometimes.
>>383207815
Lame ass commentary
Sure, it is really cool on a technical way, but in an awesome-fun way, it sucks
>>383207804
donate to save the animals
>>383207804
Soldering iron.
>>383207737
Because it's safe and GDQ approved to talk strictly about boring speedrun bullshit. You risk getting banned for entertaining bantz.
>>383207659
No one wants to watch an 8 hour "speedrun" regardless of how good the game is.
RATE THIS RUN SO FAR
>>383207727
Outcast was at 4 am I just couldn't stay awake anymore
>>383207658
I know this is suppose to be sarcastic, but it fucking is.
>ff7 8 hour run
How are you preparing?
>>383207663
Why didn't anyone invite me to the MSF BBQ?
gotta grab those cokes
>>383207873
Sorry, anon, Samus is not for lewds
>>383207925
It was the best run since Bonesaw's.
any good metroid memes I've missed so far?
been cooking dinner
>>383207873
Hmmm.
>>383207660
The guy was a turbo autist so there's that.
FWAHAHAHA
>>383207915
>get banned for reasons unknown
>spiral into apathy and dissented carelessness
>people expect you to come back ranting and raving
>"YOU'RE JUST BEING APATHETIC TO TEASE ME"
>>383207804
Pop-tarts.
>>383207513
i'd give her a portion of my sales if you know what i mean
>>383207805
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>>383207963
>ff7 8 hour run
>How are you preparing?
I'm going to turn the stream off and actually play video games instead.
>>383207965
>that dab
kek
>"grabing those cokes"
>/v/ can't into strategic setups
>>383207737
I like to know those things if I don't know the game or the run.
>>383207963
Im ready to embrace comfiness.
>>383207963
sleeping all through it
>>383207798
I want to 100% those video games
>>383207963
Loading my revolver.
>>383207804
Megaman Zero Collection for the DS.
>>383207663
My donations are going towards MSF, though.
Didn't realize MSF was literally Black Bloc.
Awesome!
>>383207804
A can of Ro-Tel tomatoes.
>>383207659
>/v/ ever not hating FF7
2010 newfag, is that you? Lurk forever. FF7 a shit.
>hardest part of run is avoiding upgrades
kek
>>383207963playingvideogames
>>383207965
based chair sniffer
>>383208145
>45
holy FUCK
>>383207715
Please refrain from bombing (((rebel))) occupied hospitals, you're hurting the moderate beheaders. Assad kills children. Thank you.
- Doctors Without Borders
>No serious sam run this year
>>383207965
>walks away in a stupor from the scent of that BRRAAAAAAAP
>>383208145
>45
kek
>>383208145
>>383208145
>>383208145
UMA
DELICIA
>>383208145
Script fag
>>383208120
http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/our-work/humanitarian-issues/refugees-and-idps
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
He donated to MSF. What a loser.
>>383208145
I guess you have to send her a pic of your post.
>>383207659
I like FF7, but I don't want to watch 8 hours straight of it.
>>383208145
I guess you're sending her that pic
what game is a fun speedrun
Sumi <3
>>383208264
FF7 of course
>>383208264
A link to the past
>>383207804
Twinings Earl Grey tea.
18 piece T-fal stickless pan set.
>>383208234
>don't donate to AGDQ they're a scam!
>don't donate to MSF something something terrorism!
But what if I want to support video games
>>383208209
SS is fucking trash, 3 was the worst game I've ever fucking played let it die.
UHH UHHH
I have no idea what the fuck that chubby dude is saying.
>1k anonymous
>>383208294
Isn't she the puppet master behind all of this money laundering shit? She always swoops in at the last second acting like she's in charge and Uyama shrinks around her.
>>383208264
Anything under like 30m
How the fuck do these autists do 3 hour practice runs everyday, fuck
What does your setup look like, /v/?
>>383208065
Perhaps I'm just mentally deficient, but nothing turns me off of a marathon faster than nonstop in-depth explanation. It loses meaning to me.
WOW ANONYMOUS YOU'RE SO GENEROUS
ANONYMOUS
>>383208294
More like cutie
Is anyone actually watching this speedrun? Last thread devolved into /pol/ shitposting again
>>383208294
fuck i would speedrun her pussy
>>383208331
then donate to child's play
>>383208331
AGDQ and SGDQ don't give a fuck about video games, so by donating to them you are actively bringing video games down.
S P A C E W O M A N
>>383208343
So what is the twitter of the sniffed big tits girl?
>mfw /pol/ is getting triggered again
>Anonymous 1k donation
HERE
WE
GO
>>383208331
ESA and NASA
>>383208403
No. This shit is fucking boring.
>>383207963
I have a few hours of chinese cartoons from this week saved.
>anonymous generously donating to destroy Europe
>>383208120
>>383208234
Shit we should notify the President, VP, CIA and FBI so they can crack down on this.
have there been any major resets so far?
>>383208306
Lies.
>>383208310
Swordless run only looks fun. I'm done with doing zelda runs though. Looking for more.
>>383208386
not gonna lie but longer runs are pretty ok but not 8 hour runs.
>>383208403
whywouldiwatchsomethingwhenthepeopletalklikethis?
>>383208403
Fuck that, I'm watching this alttp shit that everyone was hyping up but it's boring shit so far
>>383208331
You aren't supporting video games by donating to this garbage you fucking retard. Are you fucking stupid?
that nigger on the right on the couch can barely even speak
Wow, good going Mr. Anonymous! So kind!
>>383207737
That's what makes it interesting, vs. a silent run on YouTube.
why isn't this after super metroid? why make people sit through this fucking boring shit
>anonymous always donates $1,000 increments....
The conspiracy theory shit sounds like utter bullshit, but I have to admit constant, 'random' 1k 'anon' donations does seem to be a trend.
>>383208031
▲▲▼▼◄►◄►ᴮᴬ(ˢταRτ)
I like the commentary.
>sghoohus--shuuggisghiiasorodroborsamusejgrihroeiiw--fidghk.
DID THEY JUST SHOW A WOMAN'S BODY? BAN THIS FUCKING RAPIST
>>383208389
>>383207963
I just want to see what will happen when they arrive to Don Corneo's mansion
>>383208389
It's actually not bad
>>383208540
>The conspiracy theory shit
what?
>>383208492
the LTTP run is literally the best run
>>383208331
>support video games
what the fuck are you talking about
>>383208493
I want to punch that fat faggot on the couch, God make it end
FUCKING AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS
owwsie owwsie owwsie
>>383208386
Love a game, Run it. get better and better while trying to break it.
Shit nigga ive seen over 24hour speedruns. They are still speedruns just cause that's the category or whatnot of a game being run. It's not everyone's thing but they exist.
Objectively, no run should go over 2 hours and 30 minutes
Prove me wrong
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THAT GUY IS SAYING
>>383208557
I wish breeding in Pokemon worked like this
>>383208615
This
>>383208615
The webm of Protomagicalpenis kissing his boyfriend.
>>383208264
Momodora.
You can even do it one-handed.
>>383208615
cosmo's shenis
Samus sprites on Fusion are horrible
Subs when?
>>383208587
>mobile
STRAYA CUNT
based actraiser runner
>>383208390
If you don't want technical analysis then watch a let's play
>>383208661
They did low%, not any%.
>>383208573
whats that anime girl on your screen???? i want an anime on my screen
>>383208389
Someone get this man some hot tea or a lozenge.
>>383208592
objectively wrong.
>>383208680
Can I do it with feet or no? My wrists are fucked.
>we have another $1000 money launder from straya cunt
>>383208318
Bought some pans tbqh
probaly going to buy a cast iron skillet too because I arleady wanted one
>>383208615
I feel like i'd get banned if i posted a roll pic
>>383208587
>picture in picture on phone
Didn't know this was possible
>>383208615
Anything dealing with waifus or speedrun grills cause /v/ is a bunch of desperate neets
>>383208615
>>383208331
Buy a couple of copies of games you like, and give them out.
>>383208492
8 hours is a fucking workshift
oh I'm sorry 4chan, a "workshift" is a time frame in which you are obligated by a contract to do some type of job for the payment of money.
>>383208615
All the webms I make.:^)
>>383208496
Nevermind it might be getting good
>ignoring the commentator asking to read more donations
>says no 3 minutes later
Kek, Andy is banned as fuck huh?
why that fat guy speak so bad?
>>383208615
>women, betas, orbiters, and parents want to save the animals
Really makes you think.
>>383208751
>he doesn't love the banter between andy, the couch, the announcer, and the donations
BEST METROID
worst category
>>383208795
Please stop fucking your cat, anon.
>>383208783
DONT
I can't understand what this guy is saying
>>383208839
It was pretty shit.
>>383208806
mega plz
>>383208821
He's sneaking dough between speeches.
>>383208823
Good choice anon
>>383208795
cute cat
>>383207804
>Buying artbooks
You might as well donate to save the animals
Same fucking waste of money
>>383208846
>Fusion
>best Metroid
>>383208615
>>383208590
blah blah money laundering blah blah government coverup blah blah GDQ is a money-making scheme etc etc
All that bullshit aside, I wanna know who this anonymous is why donates like five+ $1k every day..
>>383208751
search for the momodora gdq run from... last year I think? on youtube.
>>383208389
r8/h8/appreci8
>>383208661
More like 0%.
>>383208765
Just don't make the mistake I did and get a 12 inch one before you know how much you like it.
They're bulky and heavy as fuck.
I like it a lot but wish I'd gotten a 10 inch or smaller, probably an 8 inch just to use for burgers or pork chops and shit.
>>383208858
Alright.
Just take that fat fuck's mic away already.
>>383208882
this fucking anecdote that should have taken 20 seconds just took these autists like 2 minutes
>>383208846
Uh, can you not?!
>>383208924
Post more of the cute black girl from earlier today please
>>383207963
Sleeping or doing something else. Won't even bother having the stream open on the side either, mostly funposting in the threads.
>>383208776
>you must tell your server at the beginning of the meal
lol who would be dumb enough to do that
>>383208797
This is true, my wrist can't take those motions anymore tho. So I can't see me do it without a fix.
>>383208940
Will do, thanks anon.
>>383208331
>support video games
You can buy me or other anons some good games.
You are help both the devs and the community.
Do you think MSF gives a fucking shit to the videogam industry?
>>383208615
clips DOT twitch DOT tv SLASH GrotesqueStrangeButterShadyLulu
do not watch if you value your sanity
>>383208415
This for fuck's sake.
>>383207963
I'm literally going to sleep. I have work in the morning
>>383208883
Event's not over. If I ever do upload all of my event folders with the gifs and webms I've been making since 2013 I would probably link it in /srg/.
if dubs i will dress like a girl and fuck myself in the ass
>>383208968
you know you've been on 4chan too long when half way through reading, I thought it was about dildos.
>>383208573
>>383208389
>>383208959
laptop+tv masterrace, feels good, lads
>le dog meme
>Game-specific speedrunner in-jokes
Nothing makes me hate a run more than that shit.
God, twitch chat is so awful.
>>383208959
I love the lights, it adds a comfy feeling.
>>383208776
deal, provided they tell me upfront that they're going to get my order wrong, never bother to check if I need a refill, fuck up the check, and that the food will take longer than is reasonable to arrive on a night that isn't particularly busy
fair?
>>383209120
Nonsense. You're on 4chan too long when you have to read it twice before realizing it's not about dildos.
>anonymous 1K donations rolling in
ANONYMOUS SO GENEROUS
NO COMMENT
>>383209072
what is theirsex like?
>anon donation
let the $1000 anonymous money laundering begin
>another (((anonymous))) $1K donation
>1k anonymous donation
>no comment
Here we go
>anonymous 1000 dollar donations
gee i wonder who is behind this
>another
>(((((""""anonymous""""))))) 1k donations
>>383208932
>>383208932
>>383208932
See!? ANOTHER 'anonymous' donation, exactly $1k.
Give a shout out to "Chip"
>>383208415
I work at a hospital, and whenever I need to visit the wards for children it's such a miserable time.
Child's play is the only charity I support.
>$1000 donation
>$1000 donation
>$1000 donation
Makes me think.
>>383208615
I ask how Tetris went even though I already know because I asked in the last three threads.
>1k
>"Just chipping in."
Yeah, shady as fuck.
Couldn't they put a fake name in just to make it a little less obvious that the donations aren't real?
literally can't hear the game say "emergency in sector 3" over the fucking constant mumbling and mouth breathing
like just stop talking for a few seconds
let me hear the awesome soundtrack
jesus fucking christ
>>383208403
Yeah I'm not really interested in watching the worst 2d Metroid, so no.
>>383209158
>God, twitch chat is so awful.
DAE hate twitch chat? xD
>>383209120
Without the post I was replying to it does read like it's about dildos desu
>>383209114
Still do it anyway.
>>383207567
>hey GDQ we'd like to use your memes and logos on our shirts
>okay but we'll have to charge you X% royalties
>how about if we give you those fees in the form of donations, then you can shout out our name during several high-viewership moments of the event, which in turn drives more traffic to us, so its win-win
>also we are both front companies laundering money to finance terrorism
what. a guy can't donate $1000 to a good cause?
if he wanted a shout out, it would defeat the selfless nature
>>383209195
Confused.
>>383209210
>>383209212
>>383209209
Guys don't tell anybody but....Ted is anonymous
>>383209072
Fuck, marry, kill?
>>383208776
this picture makes me partially angry because it fails to recognize that restaurants are obligated to make up for the pay difference if a waiter makes less than they would have made on minimum wage after however long their work period is
as in, if they word 80 hours at a wage of $2 but only makes, say, 500 (minimum wage would be 580, 80 * $7.25), the employer is legally obligated to make up the $80
checkmate libtards, jews win again, videogames
>>383209072
I saw them in a film, I think they had a baby or a little lady.
>>383207513
i wanna lick that armpit
>>383208615
all the private drama i've accumulated over the years
but why would i do that
Ok who the fuck donates $1000 with no comment and anonymous?
>pupper
UH OH
>>383209346
Hmm, I wonder.
>>383209298
One donation is not suspicious. The 50 that are about to happen is what makes it suspicious.
>>383209346
Michael Uyama
>>383209232
>>383209212
>>383209210
>>383209209
>>383209202
Could be CIA cracking down on them.
>>383208932
Well I don't know about govermint cover ups and all that but money laundering is way more common than what you'd like to think, people do it all the time, it's not always illegal if their do it properly and within the legal grey areas.
Same way companies sell and buy each other just to dodge taxes thresholds or use tax heaven countries for hidden proxy companies.
>>383209367
OH FUCK YES
>>383209346
some rich edgelord?
>>383209367
Good
this is a prime example of how a good speedrun game can get ruined by shit commentary
>>383209346
MIKE THE KIKE
>>383209303
fucking ted danson, donating all of this cash to MSF anonymously and then telling people it was him
>>383209346
Money launderer
holy shit this autist commentator won't shut the fuck up, mostly irrelevant shit
>>383209367
Is this the dude it's impossible to understand?
>>383208615
I hope Protomagicalgirl commentates on more runs. She has a cute and lovely voice and laugh.
>>383209367
Based unnamed bearded man.
>>383209367
HYPE
AS
FUCK
Just end this.
>>383209367
>>383208573
>>383208747
hey
HEY
FUCKING TELL ME
>>383209474
No. He's the funny guy.
>>383209474
No, that's the funny guy that was on Bonesaw's couch and on the LTTP couch from last night.
>1k anon donation no comment
Lmao>mods ban for three days because I speak the truth about msf
>>383209474
He's the dude that couched on the ALttP run and Bonesaw's Jak run last SGDQ
>>383208919
collecting artbooks is my hobby
>>383209367
MY DONATION CUT OFF THEIR SHITTY SONG!
SAVE THE ANIMALS! MY PUPPER IS HAPPY!
>>383209367
who?
>>383209474
He's the potato pun guy.
>>383209268
>boxxy will never meme at you irl while she holds your hand
>>383209367
Fucking who?
>post your face when Patty finally gets Umayad
>>383209367
WOW
>aeris' winning name is aerith
these people are true absolute madmen.
It is a bit of a coincidence that there's been a steady stream of 1k anonymous donations the entire marathon.
>>383209252
>he hasn't played metroid 2
>>383208389
i'm not even watching
>>383209561
What would you do if one of your books jumped up 6x its price to $300?
Having this problem rn with one of my few books
>>383209380
lol what the fuck are you talking about?
>>383209617
>>383209656
where have you been?
>>383209656
>coincidence
>(((coincidence)))
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>383209579
if you seriously said pupper, kys
>>383209367
Who?
>>383209656
no, entirely planned anonymous 1k donations is a GDQ tradition
>>383209665
2 in infinitely better than WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
>>383209617
Really amazed that /v/ isn't pretending to be at SGDQ on twitter just to bait chibi into meeting them places. I'm proud of you /v/!
>>383209698
>You know, Ray, they say it's a dog eat dog world, and I'm the fucking chinaman. Caspere knew this.
>>383209305
Kill myself.
Avoid answering the next two questions.
>>383209656
Stop being paranoid you transphobe
>>383209685
What do you mean? A book you want to buy is $300? Or a book you already have is $300 and you're tempted to sell it?
>>383209579
you should've put #boop in your comment to ensure it got properly shouted out : ^)
>>383208615
I usually post this
>>383209346
People do
If it really was a conspiracy, there's nothing stopping them from making up a donor name and message.
>>383209767
Subtle suggestion
>>383209367
OH NO. POTATOES.
>>383209762
>i have ADHD
>most donations are Anonymous
>all of varying amounts
>donation page has some preset amounts
>dumb /v/ posters latch onto one of the arbitrary amounts (1000) and start losing their shit whenever they see the arbitrary number
>don't care about the $100 donations
>don't care about the $50 donations
>MUH 1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you guys are fucking retarded
there's such a thing as being so dumb that you think you're smart.
I just made a $50 donation regarding Doctors without borders supporting migrants lets see if they read it.
>>383209778
One I own yes. Very likely there will never be a re-run, but I like the book and also ebay is scary as a seller for something that expensive
>>383209774
this
>>383209793
do we have any clear shots of her nips?
Why no Mario Sunshine this year? Fits the theme of summer...
>>383209845
they wont you dumbass
>>383209838
you're also a dumbass
>>383209767
and you're a bad manipulative dumbass
>>383209767
We don't need to sabotage Chibi's social life. He tanks that shit perfectly fine on his own.
>>383209834
My condolences
Why do they keep calling Samus he and him?
>>383209814
>>383209838
>GDQIDF GET THE FUCK IN THERE AND SHUT IT DOWN RIGHT NOW
>>383209825
I'm VERY proud!
>>383209838
no one fucking donates 1 grand anonymously
>>383209838
It's a meme you dip
>>383209561
>collecting art books for trash games
Holy shit get some taste.
>>383207370
>$900k already
I see they stepped up their laundering game this year.
Bet your ass FF7 Will go over estimate.
>>383209838
>"""arbitrary"""
>>383209931
I'm going to break her flag!
is it even worth a all-nighter of watching jrpg? im slightly feeling sleepy already
>>383209793
Is she wearing just a bra?
By the way, why are there so many trannies in this event?
>>383209953
>900k
1,016,225 at the time of typing
>>383209953
how far behind is your stream dude
>>383209768
those were some good threads
>8 hour run soon
>>383209845
They won't. What makes you think there's a chance?
>>383209931
FASTER
>>383207567
They used to pledge $3 per GDQ shirt sale. This year they upped it to $4 per shirt sale.
Keep in mind, this is only for the GDQ-style shirts. Everything else they just make fuckloads of money on. The "donations" are literally just them keeping their pledge and looking good while doing it.
>>383209959
But I like my ass and don't want to lose it.
>>383209980
Not unless you are autistic about damage tables.
>>383209959
IIRC I don't think there's a lot of points to fuck up, it's pretty straight forward just long as hell
>>383209982
that's a real woman
no idea why the trannies tohugh
G A M E O V E R
>>383209838
uyama don't you have anything better to do than defend your money laundering scheme here?
RUN OVER MERCY KILL IT
>>383209980
Depends on the jrpg.
FF7? Fuck no.
>>383209749
Here's my little pupper.
>>383210015
who /stayingupuntilmorning/ here
>all this talk about spitting
>end up spitting on my cock
>>383207370
I find that death sequence VERY problematic.
>Anonymous
>Anonymous
>Anonymous
>Anonymous
>>383210083
FUCK no
>>383210081
stop saying pupper you sound like a retard
>>383209953
are you a time traveller?
>>383209665
Well I haven't played it in twenty years but AM2R makes up for it.
>>383210081
You fucking faggot that's a cute pupper
>i'd like you not to read donations cuz these fights are tough
>2 seconds later
>dies
>y-you can read donations now if you want,it's a good time!
>>383210040
>>383209970
If you can catch it!!
>>383210083
unemployed, shit sleep schedule, already slept all day
im ready
>People want Bubbles to run Dark Souls
>They apparently forgot about AGDQ
>tfw some idiot at work defends Bubbles even though he had one of the worst runs of all time
>>383210081
that's a cute pupper, anon.
ALRIGHT /v/
YOU HAVE TO GET TO 2 MIRRION DORRARS BY THE END OF THE MARATHON
HOW DO YOU DO IT
>>383210193
AHHHHH
>>383210083
>just got a new handle of Jim Beam
I don't think I'll make it
>>383209793
Her tits were almost totally exposed. How is this allowed?
>>383210083
>watching an 8 hour lets play
no thanks
Isn't this the event full of prudes and NO FUN ALLOWED type of people? Why do you watch this shit, /v/?
>>383209367
Since it's gonna be a race, I doubt it'll be as fun an atmosphere as ALttP or Jak and Daxter
>>383210206
People want Bubbles to run Dark Souls because they remember what happened at AGDQ.
>>383209865
I don't know what to tell you. I have a Metal Gear artbook for the Japanese HD collection that's worth a bit money I think. I have no intention of selling it, but in the worst case scenario, I guess I could. To me, the return I'd get isn't really worth it unless I was really, truly strapped for cash, especially since it was a pain to get a hold of.
>>383209939
Even trash games can have great art. Also
>Namefag
lmao fuck off kid
>Anonymous $1,000,000 donation with no comment. Holy heck, guys! We hit 2 mill on friday! We did it! New record!
wow, they're getting more and more fearless
>>383209346
People who know nobody gives a fuck about their made-up username or stupid meme message?
I mean, if this was money laundering (and I'd want to see some evidence for that), why wouldn't they just make up a randome username and stupid donation message?
Do you people think about these things at all?
>>383210206
>talking about AGDQ at work
what autistic place do you work at?
>>383210214
Promise a tranny orgy as the 2m incentive
>>383210214
Bring back everyone who was banned and allow fun again
>>383209845
Inshallah, anon. Thanks for the $50, though.
>>383209529
>>383209530
>>383209557
I dont get it. Bonesaw is banned, left out of the mic and out of cam and the other guy can keep commenting?
I like both but it makes no sense
>>383210265Beep boop
>>383210214
cosmo and prototranny will be shot on stream
all managers will be fired
1 week long bonesaw stream ft. owen wilson as donation reader
>>383210214
StPeach and KittyPlays
And a dildo controlled by the audience
>>383210081
take care of him he loves you
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT ITS BEEN LIKE 10 MINUTES WHERES THAT 1K ANONYMOUS DONATION?
>>383207567
donations are literally "AGDQ"s cut of the shirt sales.
>>383210257
for the drama and hilarity.
If it wasn't for 4chan, i wouldn't bother. This place is comedy.
Wish there was a way to turn game audio up.
These fucking explanations get so fucking long winded and after five minutes I could give two fucks
>>383210274
Software development. Should not be surprising that people there like video games.
The guy I work with actually thinks GDQ's are a good thing and not something to be made fun of though, so I gotta contain my autism a little bit.
>I'll stop talking
>keeps talking
>>383210193
I'll just trip her first!
>>383210214
>alright folks, we have word of a new donation incentive, if we reach 2 million by the end of the event, there will be a BOTW run
that's what theyll do
>>383210320
The GDQ staff are fucking children.
Damn kinda hoping he chocked.
>>383210083
If the runner fails to entertain within the first 10 minutes, I'm going to bed and waking up for the ending to see the deterioration of their psyche.
>>383210206
Honestly I was mostly disappointed that Bubble's run wasn't as horrible as it was meme'd to be. It was mostly him failing a bit at a finicky trick that everyone hated and then having the game crash, other than that he did pretty adequate. Maybe it's because I like watching DS3 speedruns, but the worst thing about his run was the route that he had to do.
this run is bad and they should feel bad
>>383210015
>band has 2 drummers
>>383210206
>donation incentive to have a certain name
>finishes game with name "Kill Yourself"
>>383210263
>namefag
Look man I know you get triggered easily but jesus christmas at least I'm not dropping dosh on mediocre art for mediocre games.
Literally they all have the same generic digital art.
>>383210265
D-did they actually do that?
>>383210183
Doesn't excuse the poster for calling Fusion worse than 2.
>>383209838
>too dumb to recognize money laundering and fraud when he sees it
Can I interest you in some beach front property in Montana, anon?
>>383210393
These clowns can't even get one audio stream right. you expect them to get a second one synced up properly?
>>383210257
Because it used to be fun. I still watch for those small glimpses of it's old self
>>383210320
It really is weird that Bonesaw got all the flak from GDQ staff.
>>383209057
>>383208601
>>383208498
>>383208420
>yearly video game stream that relies on donations to stay afloat
>donating to it won't support video games
???
?????
>>383209905
>>383209982
>>383210242
Time for me to show my TRUE power level
http://fc2cm.com/content/36/62/366212.html
>>383210438
>glitch exhibition incentive
>goes to do it after the run
>fucks it up
>when he gets it he shows it off for about 3 seconds and then leaves
>>383208736
if i'm being frank that's all i really want games done quick to be - games i am familiar with being completed quickly with a let's play atmosphere. in my mind, a marathon game done quick doesn't have to be the same as a speedrun.
>50k donation
>comment: "Free"
>chargeback
>reason: "Blueglass"
>he just did a sex chase
fucking triggered me, BAN THIS MAN
>>383210490
worst girl.
>>383210525
Best girl
>>383210490
Yeah, aren't you watching?
fusion is so boring
JESUS FUCK STOP TALKING
>High profile games like ALttP and the two KHII runs get donation figures like $20k and $40k
>Somehow nets $125k during the Mario race to hit $1,000,000 by Super Metroid
>>383210543
>>383210404
But everybody knows you can't get trips on /v/
>>383210543
Nani?!
Is this guy related to Cornshaq?
>>383209938
Some people meme about it, but plenty of people here are legitimately that stupid.
>>383209182
The image isn't talking about not tipping for bad service. "I don't tip" implies that you just don't tip any waiter, you're just completely opposed to tipping at all.
>>383210542
>speedrunning only exists because of GDQ
>>383210543
how the fuck do you download it
>>383210626
Even Cornshaq knew when to shut up.
>>383210564
I don't recall the extra incentive, so you may be right on that one, but the main run, given the fucking stupid teardrop trick that everyone ditched as soon as it was patched out, didn't go that horribly, all things considered.
>>383210609
>>383210613
Some of these autistic runners really don't get that we don't give a fuck about every little autistic trick to this run. They also need to quit it with the inside run jokes that always lead to dead silence from the crowd.
>frame perfect...pretty much
FUCK
>>383210635
does anyone other than black people actually feel that way though?
>>383210543
Fucking whores.
>AGDQ 2013
>absolutely thrilled when they hit $1 Million
>AGDQ 2017
>disappointed that they reached $2 Million
I want to be happy and naive again
>>383208615
a chair sniffer webm
What's the worst run to ever be at a GDQ event?
Animorphs? Ty? Left 4 Dead?
>>383207659
>People don't want a 100% Baten Kaitos speedrun on A/SGDQ
shiggydig
>>383210712
theyre nerds and have no idea how to entertain
>>383210603
>worst girl.
i'm sorry
>>383210607
>Yeah, aren't you watching?
nope. quit after the 10k thing that happened
>>383210756
That Trials shit from a little while ago.
>>383210640
no but a bi-annual charity stream helps keep it popular
>>383210626
can't unhear it
>>383210756
I feel like some of the obviously sponsored indie shit might qualify
>>383210756
Brothers: A Tale of My Wife's Son
>>383210756
Hey, Animorphs 75% was pretty good.
HE JUST WONT STOP TALKING
>Serious time
>Time for donations???
Jesus fuck shut up
>>383210834
>>383210814
What happened in these?
>>383207963
By going to sleep
>>383210764
One person wants that, my dude.
>time for donations?
>NO ONLY TIME FOR AUTISM COUCH
>>383210756
100% the trials fusion sellout speedrun that went overtime
>>383210756
Oh god, I just remembered that Left 4 Dead clusterfuck. That was abysmal
This game implies evolution is a thing which is horseshit.
>>383210712
eh, it's their time to shine. I dont care that you don't care
>>383210626
But Cornshaq doesn't die because dying is a waste of time.
hes talking about as much as a runner would if not more on average what the fuck
>>383210873
It was a walking simulator, and the runner kept going on about how he thinks it's the best game ever.
>>383210584
People who can do both are rare. That's why you have charismatic LP's who can't play vidya and proficient speedrunners who aren't charismatic.
Even if its a marathon setting its still an event representative of the speedrunning community. People tune in to see skills.
>>383210543
holy shit is this really her? also seconding >>383210681
>chat getting tired of him constantly talking
>mods start mass banning them
What does 0% implies?
Is it harder somehow?
>>383210917
Weren't some of the players not even speedrunners?
>>383210816
>helps keep it popular
This is a bad thing
>>383210947
I'll take anyone talking over reading "Anonymous" donations.
>Talking so no cringe donation readings
thank fuck
>>383210214
>oh wow ANOTHER 100K dollar donation from Anonymous with no comment
SILENCE
LET ME LISTEN TO NIGHTMARE'S THEME YOU MOTOR MOUTHS
>>383207963
here
>>383208162
>>383208045
>>383210874
also ff7 sucks
>>383210438
>finicky
Am I the only one bothered by this word?
>>383210917
>Oh god, I just remembered that Left 4 Dead clusterfuck. That was abysmal
What happened?
>>383210873
Brothers was a walking simulator with a few skips here and there. It was boring, but bearable, until the ending where the runner tried to constantly shill the game as the greatest of all time.
>>383210996
0% means 0% item pickups
yeah its harder since youve got no energy tanks, missile expansions, super missile expansions
TENSE
>>383210764
>WR is 341 HOURS
When's dark souls?
Guys are autistic but they're keeping the announcer from reading donations which is based
This boss is scary
>>383210620
The numbers go up heavily towards the end of the event.
Also Mario was a 5-game run with much more people relating to those games than ALttP and KHII.
Why the fuck is the premier run of every one of these events past midnight now, are they fucking retarded?
C H O K E
HAH EAT SHIT
C H O K E
MERCY KILL IT
>>383210490
Yes, also I love Remilia.
oh fug that was intense
WE LETS PLAY NOW BOYS
CHOKE
YES HE FUCKING CHOKED! YESS! I BET THE BOSS HAD ONE HIT LEFT TOO! FUCK YOU RUNNER!
K. O.
new thread
>>383211172
new thread
>>383211172
new thread
>>383211172
AS IF THIS RUN COULDNT BE WORSE
HE DIES AND NOW HES TALKING AGAIN
>"one more hit and he's dead"
>hits him 7 more times then dies
C H O K E
Thanks for keeping quiet during that difficult time
mercy kill it
>>383211081
>Forced to wait two weeks for an item
Fucking artificial difficulty
SHIT
H
I
T
RUNNER
SOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE
I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF
>>383211178
>>383211176
>>383211165
>>383211163
>>383211157
>>383211179
I'm confused.... are we against the runners?
SHUT IT DOWN
>>383211081
>>WR is 341 HOURS
There's absolutely no way that's right.
>>383211142
They've been fucking up since the beginning of the event. Now they're way off schedule
>>383211004
>>383211061
Check for yourselves. They were painful to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EifQacoLSuI
It's Friday night, and once again, Boy was at home with nothing to do and nobody to see. Though he and his mother had moved to the area well over 2 years ago, Boy has yet to make any friends. Every time he'd try to start a conversation with his classmates, or join in on any of the games they played during recess, he'd get mocked. Nobody liked him, and nobody pretended to ... not even his parents. There is no better evidence of this than the fact that his parents never even bothered naming him, figuring he wasn't worth the effort. As you can see, Boy has had it rough since the day he was born. It doesn't help being a total spaz either.
>>383210083
fuck that its 4am here already
>>383210764
You're right, we don't.
>>383211010
that's just, like, your opinion, man
>>383211260
>we
>>383211191
Thank you.
>>383211267
it's for 100%
look it up
>>383211081
>not running a game where the WR is 341 years.
fucking casuals
>>383211202
They weren't talking about the boss.
fuck. reset
here come the ((((((((((((((((((anonymous)))))))))))))))))))))) "donations"
>>383207737
This is my problem with most "hyped" runs like these. I think being informative is cool but there's such a thing as being too informative with runs like these. Too many intricate details, the banter is what really makes or breaks these runs.
>>383211342
And this is all in one run? Fucking how.
give me a quick rundown on (((Anonymous)))
>>383207738
You're doing it wrong.
>120,000 donation
>anonymous
Wot
KILL THE ANIMALS???
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT???
CANCER IS BAD BUT KILLING ANIMALS IS GOOD???
>>383211427
Hell if I know, I'd say it's fair to pause the speedrun timer along with the game for rest
Alternatively if there's an ingame timer, they probably used that
>>383211481
He blew up a van on Fox news once
>>383211481
its the jews
>>383211427
There is an item that only spawns after 2 weeks playtime.
So most of that time is spent idling.
>>383211481
he does not forlose
he does not fortake
>>383211481
It's the chinks sneaky way of making it look like GDQ isn't dying.
INCOMING SUSPICIOUS DONATIONS
>>383211495
>$10,000,000 donation
>Anonymous, no message
>>383211596
Holy fuck that's hilarious.
That guys wife was right about the animals being underwhelming. Whoever invented that donation should be shot.
this ruin is a huge trainwreck
>people paid money for this
thanks for reminding me
I've only been watching for the past two days but I haven't heard any egregious audio errors. Why do people keep shitting on the audio team?
>>383211834
tetris setup times
>>383211061
People didn't practice. One person didn't even know the fucking controls apparently.
>>383211834
I can't remember when, but during a run the audio for an ad started playing really loudly on stream. Only lasted about a second.
I am so selfish. Whenever someone donates I cry that they are not giving the money to my lazy ass
Is metroid worth emulating?
>>383209793
This bitch reeks of nastyness and the shit trail following her online doesn't help.
>that speed runner that actually was staying with her for a while and had her on his stream
>a literal escort
Wew lad
>watch the Japanese twitch
>put comments in translator
>all they talk about is the people talking and who is the most handsome
>>383212342
Nope.
>>383212086
It's mostly sad that they aren't keeping the money, like the married couple who skipped a night out for their anniversary, or whoever skipped buying a guitar.
>>383212342
super definitely
>>383212372
>Not staying at your local THOTs to speedrun
>>383212342
Sure.
>Riddly is too big
SMASH FAGS DESTROYED
>>383212385
no fucking way lmao
>im about to end this flying nigger just watch
what did the runner mean by this?
can anyone explain what the fuck is "kill those animals" and "save those animals"?
>>383213008
it's autism. It's a donating incentive they hype for fucking days which leads only to a 5 second deviation at the end of Super Metroid where they save or leave the animals behind.
>watch me fucking glass this kike
Jesus. I wanted GDQ to loosen up a bit, but they should really cut this runner off.
>>383213079
fuck I missed it, did they save them or kill them?.
>>383213414
It's at the end of the next game.