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SGDQ 2017: SUPER MARIO WORLD EDITION

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Now: Super Mario Series Warpless Relay Race
Next: Metroid Fusion
Later: Super Metroid

Schedule:
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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>>383201032
1st for anime
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>Bubbles Dark Souls run

Is he just trolling at this point kek
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>8-hour """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""speed""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""run after metroid
Why is this allowed?
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>Dark Souls 1
>Only 50k goyim

Fuck off you damn jews.
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UGH YES
PLEASE PUT BUBBLES IN MORE RUNS
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You ready for another Bubbles Dark Souls run, /v/? With resets, 10 minutes of technical failures, back up saves, and general failure obviously included.
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>that kid in the front row playing games rather than watching other people play games quickly
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bubbles is a wannabe eceleb faggot trying to use speedrunning as a stepping stone to e-fame
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>$50K Dark Souls incentive
>dropped at 9p FRI
>GDQ ends SUN
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Ş̶̵̨̨h̴̵̡̛͘o̷̡͞͝ų̸t̴̀͘o̴u͢͡͡ţ͡s͢͟͢ ̧̢ţ̧̢͢͞ǫ̸̷̕ ̵͟o̧͜ư̵̴r̸̨͢͢ ̷̛̛́ģ̶̢̛r̴̶̢͘e̸̛͞à͜t̷̢͢͡ ̕͟͠t̨e̕͟c̨̕h̛́͜n̵i̢͢ç̶͝á̡͞l̨̡̕͡͞ ̡ą̶̛͟͠ǹ̸͘͢d̕͟ ̴͞͞a̕͟u̧͘ḑ̀i̷̢̛͢ơ ͠t̶͘͢e̸͢a̶̕͢m̸̶͡!̷
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Why is no one talking about the notch donation?
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Has there ever been a donation incentive that hasn't been met?
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>Later: Super Metroid

Holy fuck, Super Metroid is tonight and not tomorrow? You're telling me that I don't have to deal with the incredibly fucking aids "SAVE THE ANIMALS" "KILL THE ANIMALS" donations for a day?

Never thought I'd see the fucking day. This is the only good thing the organizers have done all week. Now they just need to get rid of Edobean.
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>>383204537
hey it's a good excuse to fix your sleep schedule at least
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>1 million dollars going right into the veins of jihadists
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>>383204645
This Majora's Mask bit incentive.
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>Edo leaving
SHA NA NA NA
SHA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEEEEY
GOOOOOD BYE
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So is the "tech crew" gonna put a bunch of cameras around someone holding a GBA for Fusion?
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MIKE FEEDBACK IS BACK.
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Here's what I have so far
>GOD TIER
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Swordless)
Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
Ratchet and Clank
>COMFY TIER
Chrono Trigger
Donkey Kong 64
>GREAT TIER
Ninja Gaiden (Sega Master System)
Freedom Planet
Might and Magic VI: The Mandate of Heaven
Onimusha: Warlords
Jet Set Radio Future
>GOOD TIER
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Tetris The Grand Master 3: Terror Instinct
Half-Life
The Firemen
Shuriken
Bionic Commando Rearmed
Silent Hill 2
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Halo: Combat Evolved
Portal
E.V.O.: Search for Eden
ActRaiser
Guacamelee! Gold Edition
Mario Kart 64
>MEH TIER
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD
>SHIT TIER
Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver
Mario Kart Wii
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
>MEME TIER
Silent Hill 2 Ending
I Am Bread
>TRANNY TIER
Tetris: The Grand Master
X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse
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>>383204537
>omg ff7 is my childhood take my money

that's the reason. tens of thousands of nostalgiafags and people trying to fit in all saying the same shit in donations for 8 hours.
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>best runs of the marathon are all nintendo games
not surprising
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>no more edo

thank god

>this fucking guy

kill me
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This dude's impressions suck
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>I have they have lotta donations
.t Mike Uyama
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>chat still spamming S P A C E M A N
>tfw you witness a truly great run
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>That CD-i Mario impression

That was actually not bad.
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>>383204645
The one where you post more sexy thicc bitches
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>Hell
BAN THIS
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>Bubbles Dark Souls run

Happy birthday, son
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MIKE FEEDBACK IS BACK!

Good run confirmed.
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just wait for the last few seconds
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>>383204698

Halo should be higher, it was a damn clean run with minimal autism.
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How much money are they gonna ask for to replace Set Up block 5, and what game is it gonna be?
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>>383204645
i have a thicc dicc!
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Who the fuck is Mike Feedback?
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>>383204694

That would imply the tech crew is capable of pulling off something that competent.
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>>383204706
Hey there.
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>>383204617
it is actually funny.
This cuck is thinking people booed and is now backpedaling so hard
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/883493937041756160
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Mike Feedback is a pretty good MC name.
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>>383204645
Yes
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>>383204789
A genuine talking head announcer
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INCREDIBLE
TECHNICAL
STAFF
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>>383201032
0% run? *yawn*
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WHO HYPE FOR THE FF7 RUN?! SURE I AM!!
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>>383204809
I feel bad for the surrounding area that has to smell his nasty pits.
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>>383204737
>that run
>gun

wanna know how i know you're from reddit
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Please clap.
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>Bubbles Del Fuego
>Doing Dark Souls
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are you guys just shitposting about ff7? am i the only one looking forward to it
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Wait what the FUCK happened to Distortion running DS3??? Who the fuck is "ThorW"??? Guys??????
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>>383204698

What was wrong with the X-Men run? I was gonna watch that one next.
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>>383204809
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>MIC FEEDBACK HAS RETURNED
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>>383204825
read the third tweet you absolute retard
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>>383204825
Ian Miles Cheong is a bottom feeder who stirs shit for "news"
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WAHHHHH
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>>383204921
Trannies.
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>getting your kids involved with donating
Nobody buys this shit, right?
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>>383204907

Happy birthday, son.
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Who won the Mario race? I stepped out
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>>383204825
BOO URNS
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>>383204917
im looking forward toward it anonymous.
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Fusion is 2D Other M.
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>>383204930

Fucking Fire Luigi in the house.
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>>383204921
A tranny. That's literally it.
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6 decides the flavor of the cake i'm about to bake.
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Maybe your tech crew should hurry it up GDQ. I mean who wants to watch your main event run at fucking Midnight EST?
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>>383205007
Dick
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>>383204698
Good list, anon.
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>>383204978
Blue team
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This announcer is getting riled up.
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>>383204917
I'm looking forward to it, won't watch all of it, but I don't watch all of most runs
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Has chibi shown up on stream yet?
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>>383205007
shit
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>>383205007
Chocolate
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SAVE CHIBI
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>>383205007
Lie xD
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Thanks for watching this mario race with me /v/ I have no friends so it was great chatting with all of you. I'm gonna go play some vidya now. Bye
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>>383204825
Are they whining at Notch for being wealthy?
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>>383205015

Hey, can you shut the fuck up and just give a round of applause for the AMAZING tech and audio crew!?!
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BELT LEATHER BELT
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>>383205007
Cum
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>>383205007
Piss
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FINAL FANTASY 7 (SEVEN) HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
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>>383205007

Carrot.
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>>383204645
I remember a incentive for Caveman playing The Rapid Angel on hard but it wasn't met so he played on easy.
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>>383204907
kiln skip is about 20 minutes and not worth 50k
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>>383205007
yellow
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>>383204930
is MSF making a documentary about autism with that TV cam?
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>>383204653

Dont worry, people will still include it in their comments even after the run because LE MEME xd
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>>383205007
beef
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>>383204825
he's making fun of journalists who thought that the reaction on stream were people booing (the reaction was to what was happening in the run, not notch). Look at what he linked to.
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>>383205075
Have fun anon
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>>383204809
Is that a Dark Souls reference!?
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Did Stamper commentate at all this year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Qt64qpHHw
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Is Cosmo still there? I unironically enjoyed his old Zelda runs.
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>>383205052
nah he's just sitting in the casual room playing vidya and hoping someone will come talk to him
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>>383205007
>>383205086

ur fukt m8
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>>383205075
>missing metroid
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>>383204921
It triggered him.
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>>383205007
Dont bake anything you fat fuck.
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>>383205086

Give me a piece.
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>>383205086
oh shit
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>>383204921
protomagicalman was on the couch and wouldn't stop talking
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Reminder that their is literally nothing wrong with transexuality and you are a bigot/nazi if you have a problem with it!
POYO ^_^
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>>383205075
Bye loser.
I had fun too
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>>383204698
you forgot bleed 2 with cavememe and mah boi commentator on the couch
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>>383204921
Protomagicalgirl talks more than the runner
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>>383204504
I unironically like bubbles.
Also if you're gonna donate, which you shouldn't, don't donate bits.
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>>383205118
That guy is pretty aggressive with that chair
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Jesus Fuck-Me Christ these threads go by fast.
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>>383205201
Shut up, Yui.
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>>383205075

I'll be your friend if you stay and watch Metroid.
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>>383205143
There are people who go to gdq and don't even watch any speedruns?
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>>383204825
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does the sgdq staff always keep the stupid save x kill animals donation count close to get more donations???
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Did Notch really donate 10k again this year? I thought he wasn't donating to GDQ anymore.
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>>383205208

I will forever love Bubbles just for his "happy birthday, son" joke.
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Where the fuck is BlueGlass? GDQ's suck without him, and I refuse to give these time scammers even one dollar until I see his smiling face.
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>>383205082
I like birds.
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>>383205058
He is being retarded for attention.
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>>383205196
shocking
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Give it to me straight, lads.

Is there any way in hell they're gonna make that 5 million bit incentive?
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Jesus fuck this blindfolded majora is never going to get met
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>>383204698
Where would you put KH2FM on that list?
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>>383205196
>>383205207

What a fag.
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Can someone explain this animals shit to me? Never watched this event till now.
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>this is google money
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>>383205118
That dude's shorts are a bit too short.
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My friend wants to see the cable management at gdq but I don't have it saved, plz help
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This announcer is kawaii
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>>383205291
Bits were a huge fucking mistake and the incentive is garbage
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>>383205207
??????????????????
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>>383204919
I recall hearing that he wanted to do all of the dlcs, but since the last one came out after submissions were over they didn't let him include it. So he decided not to do the run at all
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>>383205251
yeah it was earlier today
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>>383205104

He'll find a way to choke it.
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>>383205251
He has enough fat cash to do it as a joke to get Twitter spazzing out like normal.
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>>383204774
>Those movements
Is it the work of an enemy Stand?
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Is there a history for the kill/save results? Feels like it always ends up saving them.
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>>383204537
Speed=/=quick
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>all those 1k donations
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>>383205321

No gore allowed on /v/, sorry.
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>>383205305
They have a live herd of animals they either let go or kill at the end of the event.
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>>383205243
>lol
The absolute perfect response. How can Notch be so based?
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>>383205328
I wanna see it though desu
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>>383204825
lol
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>>383205283
fake it so they make it
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>>383205328
what the fuck are bits anyways?
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>>383205294
Great. It was pretty good an informative commentary. Also did all the superbosses. People just got tired of it because it is obviously a long game.
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>Bubbles doing Dark Souls again
wew
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>>383205283

What's wrong with his neck?
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>>383205245
There's almost 200k on the animals, nearly a 1/5 part of the total donations. Really makes you think.
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>>383205243
Fuck you money is the ultimate free speech.
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Am I the only femanon watching SGDQ this year?
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>>383205305
At the end of Super Metroid, you can take a 10 seconds detour to save animals. That's fucking it.
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>>383205283
Notch will donate again at the last minute, just watch.
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>>383205243
>lefty bitch talking about "consequences for actions"
everytime
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>>383205305
People get to donate to whether the trannies get released into the wild at the end of the marathon or taken out the back and shot
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>>383205305

In the end of the metroid run, you can choose save or kill the animals. It saves a few seconds if you kill them.
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>>383205268
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>>383204919
Distortion decided not to go since GDQ wouldn't allow him to run DLC2 since The Ringed City released after a certain point despite letting Breath of the Wild, and he didn't want to bother after spending time routing all bosses with both DLCs. They wouldn't even let him add DLC2 as a donation incentive is the fucked up part.
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>>383205118

Is that Chair Sniffer?
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Bubbles seriously doesn't give a fuck kek
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>>383205398
my pink choker
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>>383205291
>>383205283
No, and the majora mask isnt even the entire thing blindfolded. It's the last boss with all masks. What the fuck are they smoking. I hope they don't even hit 1.5 million. Fuck doctors without borders, they have treated terrorists in an actual war zone before so they could get back and kill american soldiers. Not only that this foundation literally helps refugees into europe. It's batshit insane that people even give a fuck about this. Are gamers just clueless?
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>>383205408
Yes, what's your rabb.it username?
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>>383205294
KH2 was great
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>>383205408
LONDON?
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>>383205243
Based as always.
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>>383205360
speed != quick
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If someone made a large donation (I mean 5+ figures) with the stipulation that they'd withdraw it if their comment wasn't read on stream, and their comment was "there are only two genders" do you think it would be read?
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>>383205408
please be in london
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>>383205387
You but them for a cent each or so and can donate them to streams. They only get like 25% of the money, though.
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We gonna hit 1 million during this run.
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>right on time for Metroid Fusion
Nice.
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>>383205408
proof
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>>383205243
>not many gamers like you
lol
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>>383205451
this. literally anyone could do majora fight with fierce diety blindfolded. that is not impressive
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>>383205487
No.
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>>383205427
This gif is cute until you realize the feathers pierced his brain, leaving him with permanent brain damage.
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>>383204990
fusion has solid gameplay and decent (albeit somewhat clumsy) writing
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>>383205328
What game?
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>>383205408
online? Yeah there are a bunch of us. In person? It's a sausage-fest.
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>>383205423
>People get to donate to whether the trannies get released into the wild at the end of the marathon or taken out the back and shot

god I'm SUCH horrible person for laughing at that post. kek
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>>383205387
think of them like tip credits from chaturbate that the streamer can turn in for money, and cost money to buy
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>>383205487
What makes you think these donations are real?
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>>383205075
Anon if your in college don't worry about it. True adult life isn't seeing your friends everyday like high school was
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>>383205374
$
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What have been the most kino runs of the event?
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>>383204698
HeartChoke/SoulSwap was amusing at least
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>>383205478
speed ≠ quick
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this couch guy sounds retarded. kill me.
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>>383205261
I just like his personality in general, but that joke was top tier. If every pc game can save scum ala Half Life, then back up saves shouldn't be the end of the world atleast for marathon runs
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SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHING THE RUNNER WHILE HE'S PLAYING WOOOOO
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oh no it's one of those faggots who turn every statement into a question?
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I'm annoyed by the fat autist on the couch.
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CHOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
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This is a really comfy screen size. I can see everything!
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FUUUUUUUUUUSION
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>>383204825
are they supposed to cheer wildly cause its notch? he donates every year.
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>>383205243
Wait, I'm confused, why do people hate notch? Just for selling his company to microsoft?
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god i hate mrshasta and his fat gay nasally furry voice
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>>383205210
complain about it twitter about him showing his man-aggression or something and they'll probably issue an apology
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Here we go.
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>>383205487
what are you high
they would never read it, even if it was 100k
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The fuck is this guy saying?
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oh god its aspies.....worse than the typical austism. get ready for fist beatings and tears should even the smallest thing go wrong. mark my words
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>>383205560
the financial disclosures of the charities usually line up pretty closely with the end totals (within 5-10k or so)
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>>383205243
>people complaining that 10k is nothing to Notch and he should donate more
>doesn't realize that you can only send 10k at once through Paypal and that Notch donates more than once most of the time
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>>383205487
No.
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>>383205574
ALTTP

and don't listen to anyone telling you Star Wars was good, it was reddit-tier meme humor
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>>383205240
lmao nobody gives a fuck about the speedrunning it's about meeting your discord friends and gay sex in hotel rooms
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>>383205574
The ALttP run that took place at 2am after everyone had fallen asleep watching that awful Tetris defenestration.
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>>383205294
What game?
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>0%
>1 hour 45 minutes
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>every fucking donation contains the word "AWESOME" 5 times
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>Who should we get to explain the game?
>Someone with a speech impediment
>Better fill their mouth with sand first though
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>>383205627
They're jealous of his money.
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>>383205264
fml I miss him. WHERE ARE YOU BRO?!
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>>383205408
Hi Proto
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Shout out to the tech crew!
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>>383205627
He's talked shit towards tranny "game devs" and other kinds of sjws on twitter.
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The guy on the couch on the right side sounds like an asshole.
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>>383205704
isn't it awesome
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>>383204825
>writes for the Sun
>making shit up
shocker
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>couch of autism
Oh no
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SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW FOR FUCKING UP THE RUNNER
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>>383205634
I will. There's gotta be a way to punish that sick fuck. The chair deserves so much more.
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>>383205638
so 3 tranny's feelings are worth more than 100k for charity?
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>>383205693
>I've never played Fusion
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The truth?
HARD AS A ROCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ9Omlh2GIc
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>>383205627
He's stated some of his opinions on social media.
>>
What does he keep pointing at? Is he autistic?
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>>383205719
>>383205737
WELP, SEE YOU FUCKERS IN AN HOUR.
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anyone else have no idea what hes saying?
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>>383205427
Cute.
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>>383205408
Post tits
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>>383205627
They're upset that don't live in a mansion and shitpost all day
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>>383205268
me too mate
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>>383205451
After all I've heard medicans France seems like shit, but I still like watching the speedruns. I'll just never donate. Especially because even if it was a good charity they'd probably still only see 20%
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>>383205689
Truly a tragic timeslot after all of the delays and the trannies.
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>>383205791

He's calling the tech crew fucking retards in sign language.
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>>383205769
>3
Heh.
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Just shut up when you can't speak like a normal person.
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Is Domino's pasta any good, /v/ ? Thinking about ordering some food and I'm tired of their pizza.
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>>383205793
See you later anon.
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>call it 0%
>still get all items except extra collectibles

ebin
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>>383205791
He needs his fidget spinner.
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>>383205736
he also really doesn't like Anita
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>>383205627
notch left /v/ but /v/ didn't leave him
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>>383205769
Uyama and co. probably don't give a shit about the trannies. But publicly saying that would hurt the GDQ brand, ESPECIALLY with the sponsors.
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>>383205574
alttp, no contest.

Specially considering the trannyshit waste of 3 hours that came before it.
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Holy fuck that guy on couch sounds nervous as fuck.
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>>383205478
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Can you feel the energy, /v/?
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>>383205408
depends if you count trannies as fem anons. Also why does /v/ hate us? Pretty sure we just wanna hide in the basement and play vidya like everyone else.
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>>383205805
I muted after his third sentence.
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>>383205846
Get their chicken instead
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>>383205783
I don't know why all these autsits are like "yeah, I'm totally gonna find a GF here"
>>
>>383205783
>>
metroid fusion sucks
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>>383205881
he legit has autism
>>
>>383205859
In-game it doesn't count to item percentage.
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>>383205825
pls no
>>
>>383205627
After becoming a billion he alienated all his real friends so he spends all his time trolling on social media now.

Apparently the kekistan faggots that populate this site think he's 'based' again because of it but he'll always be fat overpromising vacation faggot to me
>>
>>383205075
Goodbye anon, try to make some friends and talk to your mother

Have fun with your video games
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Did all these fuckers shove cotton balls in their mouths before they came on?
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>>383205627
People hate notch because he's dumb enough to become one of the autists who participate in the SJW/GG 'debate'.
>>
Whats the stance on discord?
>>
>>383201032
Didn't catch the relay race. Did I miss anything lads?
>>
wait when is the dark souls 1 run happening?
>>
>>383205846
if you think their pizza is good then you'll probably like their pasta
but I have no idea why you'd think their pizza is good
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>>383205846
It's mediocre much like their pizza.
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>>383205859
well, if all the runners agree on these categories it is fine.
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>>383205907
holy
shit
>>
>>383205947
my name jeff
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>>383205950
hopefully never
>>
>>383205408
Nope. I watch and shitpost in these threads every year.
>>
>>383205950
Like noonish tomorrow I think if the incentive is met
I really hope it is
>>
this retarded couch guy looks like harry crane
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>>383205814
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>>383205783
>>383205907
Fucking hell.
>>
Is the runner genuinely autistic?
>>
>>383205783
>>383205907
please tell me GDQ used their hole punching power in a rare justified case for once
>>
>>383205998
but it'll be funn
>>
>>383205907
that was a staff member - you can tell from the badge

dude was white knighting hard
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>>383205907
Lewd
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>>383205907
At least he made her laugh. That's more than I could ever do.
>>
someone should make a mens (that means the trannies are invited too, they will of course decline anyway (hopefully)) only gdq event where everyone that was banned is invited and people can say whatever the fuck they want desu and donates to a charity that deserves it like a doggo shelter or some shit not god damn illegal immigrants without borders
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tfw I just realized the SA-X Samus fights at the end of Fusion is the one that started out as the hornoad in the intro sequence. The shape of the mutated form's head resembles a hornoad, and that's why all it does it jump around before dying
>>
>>383205907
is that the chair sniffer's victim?
>>
>>383205859

Mandatory upgrades dont count as a % in Fusion, so it still says 0% at the end
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>>383205941
Perhaps they're nervous of speaking in front of a big crowd?
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>>383205950
Whenever people donate the rest of the $50k for it.
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>>383205907
>have a good time
my sides, this nigga asked her to come out somewhere with him and she shot him down
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>>383206038
>>
>D-Double missile
Holy fuck why didn't they get someone else
>>
>>383205243
How can notch be so fucking based.
lol
>>
>>383205907
Uhhh so what's happening here?
>>
Guy on the couch emitting some nervous braps right now which is increasing the tense atmosphere
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>>383206061

He's a top speedrunner, so definitely.
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>>383205907
ALPHA
L
P
H
A
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>>383205783
>>383205907
Someone explain this autism, was he trying to ask this girl out or something?
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>>383206061
He is a speedrunner.
>>
>>383206078
la concha de tu madre
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>>383206078
Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.
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>>383205941
I don't understand are you guy's partially deaf or what?
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>>383205846
Everything Domino's is garbage EXCEPT their calzones.

Get some calzones, anon. Dominos' calzones are simply scrumptious. Hell, I'm drooling just thinking of them.
>>
>>383204578
link? i would love to watch that trainwreck
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>>383206125

It's called "fuckyou money".
>>
>>383205926
lol
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>>383205907
Dear fucking lord
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>>383206087
nah, I'm sure plenty of women would laugh AT you too anon
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>>383204930
more like skyDONK am i rite?
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>>383206078
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
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>>383206156
So s(he)'s trans?
>>
dude doors are bad lmao
>>
This is nu malest donation reader fuck me ded m8s
>>
>>383205907
She has a bf on her twitter pic
>>
>>383206093
How could Fusion be so good and Other M so bad. Incredible.
>>
runner is cute
>>
>>383206078
'UNA VELA AJAKJAKJKJKJAKJAKJA'
>>
>>383206078
IMBECIL
>>
>>383206078
latinos no son blancos
me gustan hombres negros
>>
>>383206096
Yes.

This is her 2 days prior. I recommend slowing the webm down to 0.5x speed.
>>
>>383206193
laughter is the magic that turns dreams into reality
>>
>>383205783

what are they saying /v/?
>>
>>383206078
lets fuck
>>
>>383205627
Despite feeling like a loser, Notch doesn't succumb to bending over to every differing opinion.
Therefore he is hitler to lefty sjw types.
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>>383206196
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>>383206204
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>>383206078

Tell her you wanna glaze that donut butthole with the sweetest of skeet
>>
>>383206204
hot
>>
>>383206078
"I'm reporting you to ICE"
>>
>>383206132
Inappropriate touching which is against GDQ rules, please send this evidence into Big Mike so this rapist can be dealt with.
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Are swedes based?
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>>383206052
cute borb
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>>383206196
goblin
>>
>>383206078

I wanna sniff your chair.
>>
>>383206172
I want a cat in my pants?
>>
>>383206151
Too much ass
ewww
>>
>>383205846
Pizza Hut or Papa Johns.
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>>383206196
Juicy af mah nigga
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>>383206052
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>>383206078
Te amo
>>
>>383206178

They don't have calzones?
>>
>>383206305
And we have a winner.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6m7lb80Ea0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt_IyvH4AHs

Superior Metroid speedrun coming through
>>
>>383206320

Jesus fuck look at his arm. He's definitely lifting. Good for him.
>>
>>383206305
WINNER
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>>383206176
I worked inside a very loud kitchen for three years and often experience ringing in my ears, along with having difficulty hearing some people talk on the first time around depending on if I'm having a bad day. So yes pretty much.
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>>383206305
WINRAR>>383206078
>>383206078
>>383206078
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>>383205907
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>>383206204
who is this
>>
>>383206196

Oh baby
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>>383206196
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>game is hard
>people play the game with mods and tweak it to make it easier
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>>383206313
Thats the guy that choked during SMB2 and ultimately kept his team from winning right?
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>>383206305
nice
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>>383206374
you don't get that big without doing some lifting
>>
>forcing runners to use the lagfest that is game boy player instead of just letting them use an emulator (not related to this run just asking)

why
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>>383206406
P A I N
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>>383206331

I can't really order from Papa John's anymore because I work there and Pizza Hut's pizza is so gross I'm afraid to try their other stuff.
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>>383206235
link her twitter
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>>383206336
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>>383206406
w e w
>>
Well I'm bored
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>>383206449
He could use a GC
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>>383206305
>>
>>383206463

Me on the far left.
>>
>>383206151
>Trying to high five a girl and get denied, get told that "Im waiting for my boyfriend who is running metroid fusion".
>Tell her that im a good guy and will be eating that booty like groceries.
>Get rejected again "again with the good guys dont getting the girl".
>>
wait a minute, did people on gdq boo notch for donating?
link?
>>
>>383206204

Someone repost I didn't see it.
>>
>>383206463
me in the middle
>>
>Spuer Metroid
>no behemoth
trash
>>
>>383206463
Guy in the white hat looks like a creep.
>>
>>383204698
omnibus belongs in god tier
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>>383206406
>>
did the legs girl appear today?
>>
Where are videos of this years SGDQ being uploaded?
>>
>>383206463
thank god im not a manlet
>>
>>383205907
>3/10 face
>no ass
>overweight
no thank you
>>
>>383206406
What the fuck is he doing? He can't possibly be introducing himself in order to get to know them better, right?
>>
>>383206329
ohhh my patatas
>>
>>383206313
Choke artist
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>this run
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>>383206463
>the team with the girl(female) and girl(male) loses

top kek
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>>383206406
DENIED.
>>
>>383206550
good question, i want to see that dude run that star wars game again he was amazing
>>
>>383206354
Maybe it's a location-specific thing.
>>
>there are people that go to these events to perform a 5 minute run
>>
>>383206463
>3 special school classes on field trip
>>
>>383206463
>CIA powerstance

Our guy?
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>>383206114
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>>383206472
>>
>>383206467
No you fucking creep
>>
Notch, if you are reading this post. I love you :3
>>
the baby
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>>383206305
>>
>>383206550
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfqRJEB9cDt4j_RqRXg0ABA
>>
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>>383206558
All you needed to do was say you're gay. Saves everyone time.
>>
>>383206273
THOSE TIDDIES HNNNGH
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>Y'all
>>
>tfw you have pinkeye and have to go put drops in your eyes every two hours
still better than the tetris block
>>
>>383206615
you mean the Two Worlds run?
>>
>>383206636
>punished pengu
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>>383206629

Keep going.
>>
ADAM ADAM ADAM ADAM ADAM

Uhhh....
>>
>>383206465
Do you not have a local place near you? In all my experience there should basically always be a local place that's better than the garbage you'll get at any of these chains.
>>
>>383206512
see
>>383204825
in the past, notch made fun of the whole "you have to support women/race/whatever or you're a nazi."
so his response is something like "support hetero pride day or you're an ass"
it takes the same format. I forget the details
>>
>Adam
>"Any objections, Lady?"
>Samus swoons

I never got this. Like she makes this detailed reason why she respected him or something.
>>
>>383206636
what happened to him
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>>383206495
>>
>>383204954

that's still better than any Games "Journalist"
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>>383206305
>>
>>383206669
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfqRJEB9cDt4j_RqRXg0ABA
Thanks based annon
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>every woman in the room looks around like she's 5 degrees of separation away from rape
Why is this?
>>
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>>383206615
It's not like they have jobs or a life anyway.
>>
>>383206682
Did you sniff some chairs my man? are you the Madman?
>>
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Im falling asleep this shit is just so dull. Please help.
>>
>>383206680
southerners are a scourge
>>
>>383206678
fucking kek
>>
>>383206621

Dr. Mario, I'm GDQ
>>
>>383206783
kys
>>
>>383206467
Nah
>>
>>383205846

Their sandwiches are OK if they aren't retards who forget to put all the fucking ingredients on.
>>
POST SAMUS LEWDS
>>
>>383206729
First human man she knew
>>
>>383206778
Nah, probably got it from the gym
>>
Why is super metroid tonight instead of on the last day?
>>
>>383206678
>the quad-lookback
>the immediate look of discomfort
>the plan is made to sniff her butts last remaining waft
perfection
>>
>>383206678
my fucking god, I've never seen more than just the get up and "sniff"
but now, there is no doubt in my mind. he wanted that ass vape. he knew what he was doing.
>>
>>383205627
He's a BAD GOY now.

Death to infidels. No justice to those who turn their back on the prophet of leftism (peace be upon him)
>>
>>383206615
>Not going to a GDQ to perform a 10-minute literal meme run
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>>383206837
Don't sexualize Samus Anon.
>>
>>383206720

No. I live too far away from the city/cool parts of town for them to deliver out here. There are a bunch of good places that are literally like 5 minutes away from being in my delivery range though. It sucks.
>>
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>>383206783
dork
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>>383206929
Right.
>>
>>383206678

Fucking 10/10 filename.
>>
>>383205907

CHAD talks to STACY at SGDQ and all you do is talk about TRANNYS to NEET HOMOSEXUALS
>>
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>>383205321
you mean these?
>>
>>383206929
>Samus Anon

It's Samus Aran you idiot
>>
>>383206858
last day super metroid is an AGDQ thing
>>
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>>383205408
No I'm actually there but lol no women on /v/
>>
I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL
>>
>>383206678
can you blame him?
>>
2 decides what gender I am
>>
>>383206998
you tried/10
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>>383206998
>>
am I a manlet if I'm 5'8"
>>
>>383206636
>Pingu, I'm already a demon
>>
>>383207032

Pick your own.
>>
>>383206930
That sucks, dude. Maybe do some pickup?
If you have to go with a chain then probably Papa Johns.
>>
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>>383206998
>innocent joke on /v/
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>trans boss
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>>383206837
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>$50K Dark Souls incentive


>dropped at 9p FRI


>GDQ ends SUN
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fuck this loud ass announcer
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ONE

MIRRION

DORRARS
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>>383206957
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AT AGDQ
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>>383206998
cheeky
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>Wrong marathon name

BANNED
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ONE MILLION REFUGEES
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>((((((((((((((we))))))))))))) reached 1k
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Yay $1,000,000 towards destroying Europe's future!
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>>383205887
women ruined gaming

btw get the fuck out
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One million dollars laundered!
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>AGDQ
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>>383206993
Thanks man
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good job on hitting one million, /v/ won't get credit but I know we helped.
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What the fuck does 0% even mean, he got upgrades,
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ONE MILLION TRUMPS
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>>383206678
He looked uneasy for a while before he did it. It was a premeditated crime.
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>1 million that's going to be used to ship more africans to europe
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>>383207019
>Being at SGDQ
>Posting to 4chan

QUICK! HOLE PUNCH THIS PERSON GDQ!
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>>383207149

Now this is a cause I can get behind.
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Is there a TAS Block this year?
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>>383207019
what a faggy design
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>>383207104
>$50k incentive for bubbles to fuck something up terribly and load a safety save
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>>383207158
Totally. That Anonymous guy is a really rich dude.
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Rate the flanel-guy's voice?
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ONE
MIRRION
DORRAR
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>>383207104
They do this literally every year to ensure that the event meets $1.2 million+.

You'll all be acting surprised when they drop the Breath of the Wild Any% run for $100,000 during the last day of the marathon.

Screencap this.
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>>383206930
>>383207078
Oh fuck you said you couldn't.
Why can't you order from there just because you work there? If anything you should get a discount or some shit.
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1 million dollary doos
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>>383207173
now that's a rare merchant
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>>383207152
>mfw some discord retard tried to tell me it all goes directly to charity
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>>383207149
Based SGDQ
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>>383206756
women are generally poor judge of characters
a lot of women get raped because they put their trust in the wrong people, a lot of rapes occur after they've "okayed" a guy, but then later try to back out but then they're behind close doors and the guy goes "naeh".

For some reason, they get their rape defenses up for dorky uggos, that are too pussified to rape them anyway.
I think it's like a sideeffect of something else, deep down they want to breed with someone powerful, and not some random dork, so their "rape defence" shoots up at those times.
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We did it! We saved Europe!
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>>383207196
????
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SAVE ME!
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>>383206993
I'm legit upset
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SAVE ME!
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>0% speedrun
fucking shut it down goyim, this is boring as fuck.
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>>383207225
I actually can't understand any of the runners on the couch right now, they're all mumbling at different frequencies.
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Announcer just fucking came
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>Imprisoned Animal
>No TriHard Spam
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>>383207171
They explained it like 3 times now, 0% means no e-tank/missile upgrades.
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What does 0% mean exactly?
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>>383206756
they're in a place they shouldn't be and they know it, but they do it anyway because free attention
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>>383206678
FYI when you look at this girls twitter shes actually not that good looking. The fuzzy quality here helps but she has a broken face.
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>>383207262
>coldsteelthehedgeheg.png
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>>383207314
You would need a translator.
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jesus christ these puns
if this guy had any charisma or capacity to make a good delivery at all it might be funny
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>>383207078
Eh, if I was gonna drive I'd just go pick something up from the store. I'm just feeling lazy right now.

>>383207236

As far as I know they don't give their drivers any discounts. They give us some in-store funny money but the store in my delivery range isn't the one I work for.

The main reason is that I've just worked there and eaten the bad order pizzas enough that I'm really sick of their food. Their desserts and cheese sticks are top tier though.
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One million dollars for the reptilians to continue spreading the round-earth myth! Just great!
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>>383207267
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M O N E Y
L A U N D E R I N G
B E G I N S
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new thread
>>383207370

new thread
>>383207370

new thread
>>383207370
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>>383207323
>he got them
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>>383207196
>more big black cocks stretching out little white pussies nice and wide
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BASED YETEE

360 NO SCOPE US GAMERS EH?
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Another fake donation from sponsor
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>>383207339
No upgrades, aside from the ones mandated by the game.
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10k donations from a sponsor, jews patting each others backs.
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Give me the quick rundown on the "the money is used to something immigrants in europe" meme
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>>383207225

he's the smoker-voice dude
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>>383206768
>>383206910
>mom give me money to go to sgdq
>"you're 25yo get a job"
>mom feels sorry for you
>"here you go, take the money. You'll never have this" *flashes tits*
>go to sgdq
>bump into girl (boy)
>hand touches ass by accident
>banned from event

glad that aint me
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>sponsored donation
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>more people applaud the planned $10k donation from the show's sponsor than the surprise $10k donation from notch
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>10,000 more dollarydoos to ship more africans to europe
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>>383207320

probably got the emote blacklisted.
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Does anyone else get an irrational feeling to choke someone when you hear the term "save the animals"?
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>>383207428

MSF brought over a bunch of refugees into Europe on a ship.
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>>383207206
imagine power up audio trying to set up the TAS machine from AGDQ
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>>383207257
Its clever how they can have that be technically true by making Uyama a PCF employee, so 100% of the money goes to them and then the kike gets a huge cut via his salary (which is probably not filed under fundraising costs).
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>>383207157
np
>>383207297
it's a true no man's land
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>>383207446
>implying anyone gives a shit what that fat bald faggot does
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More money for me muahahaha.
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>>383206406
>Shaking a girls hand
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>>383207483
Why?
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>>383207497

Evidence please.
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NOTHER DONATION FROM
MIKE
...
UYAMA!
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>>383207478
SAVE. THE. ANIMALS.
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>>383207442
>>383207446
I mean technically they can sponsor the event without donating a cent.
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>>383207497
so the MSF don't get any money but they'll still get all refugees coming into europe?
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>>383207536
>notch donation
>surprise
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>>383207345
how can i see her face when i'm motorboating her tiddies?
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>>383207571
So they could speedrun Islam.
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>>383207619
The donations are how they're sponsoring it. It makes it look like more money is being donated and encourages more people to donate.
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>>383207557
>shaking any hand
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>>383207348
sure it's a little edgy, but you know I'm right
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>>383207603
mike "the kike" ohbanana
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>>383207497
Source?
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>>383207571
to cure them, it'll be a shame if those refugees run away from their medical treatment or they can't get a ship to take them back
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>>383207625
Who cares?

It's Europe's problem, not the United States' problem.
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>>383207191
He was trying to bring out his inner "representative" Sadly he didn't keep talking and then got disgruntled with all the "I should done this, and You are an idiot for doing/saying this" shit like most people do.

Then panic hits so instead of keeping full composure sneaky strats fell in and seat snifffs and planned bottle drop strats let him get a whiff of what he missed from being beta.

Yep.....
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>>383207345
>girl with uggo face has to use tits to get people to notice her
>hangs with nerdes and beta males for ez attention

what a shocker
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>>383207617
I dunno man. I my experience I try not to draw attention to woman like her who dress like this for an autistic speed running event filled with sweaty fat manchild. It screams, LOOK AT ME LOSERS.
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>its a 1 frame trick
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>>383207710
Anon, sponsorship and donations are different things. Sponsoring means paying for the event itself, sometimes through buying ad space.
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>>383207345
who cares about her face, I bet her ass smells like heaven
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>>383207765
Classic argumentum ad sociopathy.
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>>383207862
They're paying for that ad space with those donations, dumbass.
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>>383207728
>cure a bunch of scum that end up being a net-loss to every country they slither into
>get sick again inevitably
>needs another agdq to cure them
>cycle repeats
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>>383207862
Have you never heard the announcements of donations from Yetee, a sponsor of the event? It's part of the package, sometimes.
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>>383207947
No, they aren't, nitwit.
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>>383207723
>>383207594
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/concerning_my_contract_with_pcf.html
This concerns PCF, not MSF, but Uyama is contracted by PCF every year and he gets an undisclosed monthly salary out of it.
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>>383206867
If you see the whole video, not just the cutout, you see he's just getting a bottle.
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>>383207857
Thats why I like the Mexican Speedrunner. He says what everyone does. In his darkwing duck run he kept saying things like "this is a 2 frame trick, I don't know what it means but its what everyone else says so I say it"
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>>383207765
You're an idiot if you think there's no migration between europe and the us.
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>>383207975
and everytime more and more refugees hides in europe because they "accidentally" let them go
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>>383207928
>argumentum ad sociopathy
How about instead of parroting a random logical fallacy, you explain where I'm wrong.

If the shitheads of Europe want them, then they can have them. They aren't coming to the U.S., so I don't fucking care.
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>0%
>its not 0%
>have to qualify it further to explain
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Nice to see that after playing Will in the Inbetweeners this guy has moved on to speedrunning.
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>>383208179
That isn't a logical fallacy I made it up to call you a sociopath.
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New thread where?
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>>383208116
>refugees and people without passports can magically come to the U.S. because they're coming from Europe.
>You're an idiot if you think there's no migration between europe and the us.
Not with the 9-0 ban there isn't. They aren't coming anywhere near here.
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>>383207928
when you put it that way, it makes me love America
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>>383208296
I love America, too. Greatest country on the planet.
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>>383208090

You're not fooling anyone, Sniff-bro.
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>>383208296
I hate America
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>>383208502
Fuck off, then.
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>>383208069
Thanks, that's pretty elucidating.

I mean, it doesn't help your argument that he's getting a HUGE CUT and that GDQ is a huge scam, but it's interesting nonetheless.
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>>383208116
In a way he's right, I've been denied entry from the UK to the US because of a criminal conviction, it used to be pretty fucking strict.
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choke
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Why do straya cunts try to ruin speed running events too?
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>>383208502
whoa dude you must be some kinda sociopath
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