Grimoire : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar

1 hour faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0

It's gonna get delayed. I'm telling you faggots.

Demo was shit and this will not be any better

>>383181516
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>>383181516
inb4 he delays it to gloat at rpgcodex plebs for a bit longer

There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

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Waiting for it to launch to stream on Twitch, my dudes!

>>383181925
Are these feminine gamer boys?

>>383181858
I've never read anything pulled from nowhere more believable than this post right here.

How old is this guy anyway?

>>383181912
>There's no market in pandering to morons
Instantly discredited his entire post.

>>383181865
t. goku

>>383182004
This is my brother and me we love Grimoire the video game

>>383182004
Yes, boys (female)

Current status on the archive crew?

the torrent isnt up anywhere so im not going to play it

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>When you were still learning how to spell your name, I was spending 23 years making an RPG, ratbrain!

>>383182042
50+

>>383182004
Nah, just girls unfortunately

>>383182127
Archive.org is acting slow as fuck for me.

Currently done 600-615.

inb4 it turns out good and all the falseflag shilling turns into actual shilling

Post turtles.

What if the game isnt jsut a meme but actually very good?

Could it be the final proof that Neanderthals are truley superior?

Post your Grimoire parties
Party Name: CROFAGNONS
Snake Female Deepthroat
Drake Male Bad Dragon
Human Female (Male)
Borrower Female Shortsack
Vampire Female Succ
Human Male Spoony Reference (Bard)
Wolf Male Wolfdick
Fey Female Tinkmydink

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>>383181348
>tfw this actually looks really good to me, but i can't dscuss it on /v/ because it'll be 100% shitposting and i can't discuss it on /vr/ because it's technically not retro

>>383182656
>Wolfdick
>not DICK WOLF

>>383182656
>Vampire
You mean Vamphyr

>>383182720
You have to be the /vr/est of them all if you don't think this looks like shit.
Have you played the demo? The UI is embarrassingly clunky. You really need to be the retroest of them all.

I bought wiz8 on a whim during the sale. It doesn't matter if this game is a hyped up mess, because I'll be able to nostalgia either way

>>383182758
Point taken. You can change names in-game.

>>383182771
Fucking sapes not in-tune with the Hypoborea lore.

What did the neanderthal meme come from? I know the guy is a sperg but I don't know much beyond that

Gonna try Ultima Underworld because the stress of waiting for Grimoire is killing me.

Anything I should know before I start?

>>383182901
He claims to be a full blooded neanderthal and thus totally superior to the Cro-Fagnons.

REMINDER

IF YOU WANT HISTORY PRESERVED GO TO
http://web.archive.org/

AND START ARCHIVING
http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/grimoire-the-game-the-legend-the-con-the-thread-resurrection.75724/

DON'T FORGET TO REPORT ON YOUR PROGRESS

>>383182901

Cleve believes he's a Neanderthal

>>383182813
It's entry level Wizardry but it has still a lot of charm. If you have time do the 6-7-8 run fampai. It's pretty amazing. Remember to say "I LOVE YOU" to Rebecca.

>>383182720
Retro for the sake of being retro is always shit.

You want to capture the design of early 90s elements RPGs. Fucking great, go for it dude.
You want to capture the design and feel of early 90s RPGs while ignoring every design advancement made in the past 23 years? Fuck you autist.

>>383183015
Why are people archiving the RPG Codex posts?

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>>383182720
it has an amazing amount of detail just from playing the demo alone,this is what happens when you try to force open a door inside a dungeon without a key

>>383183015
Halfway through the 500's. 555 currently.

>>383182246
:( :( :(

>game is so painfully slow even the easiest battle takes ten minutes
>you have to click through multiple spreadsheets to carry out one action
>600+ hours
These nostalgic oldskool dungeon crawler RPG fags are pathetc. If these games had normal game speed you could beat them within a couple of days.

Someone better pirate this, there is a high chance of Cleve rage-quitting and taking the game down permanently

>>383183169
so the keys are useless?

I mean lets be honest here,it could be a fun game specially if you are able to look past the sprite quality.

>>383183267
You're right, but also, you can press and hold enter to make the battles go much faster

>>383183015
Currently at 640.

>>383182979
>>383183123
oh fuck I'm dying, like literally? He believes he's a neanderthal? there are tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard

>>383183162
A sad combination of idiocy and autism.

>>383182656
THE ORBTOPUS
8 Eyeguys

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I don't think I'm intelligent enough for this game so I won't bother buying it...

>>383183169
I hope its filled to the brim with things like this. Perhaps this game will finally satiate my autism.

>>383183385
So you can finish the game in 60 instead od 600 hours by holding Enter.

>>383183162
It is getting closed and moved to a place not visible to non-members when the game releases.

>>383183478
>weeb
Yeah, don't bother.

will this be the No Man's sky of 2017?

>>383183123
Thanks for the tip friendo. Any other neat things to tell npcs for secrets?

>>383183267
anyone complaining about the length of battles in Grimoire has clearly never played Wizardry 8

>>383183681
kill yourself

>>383183162
it's full of racist, misogynist, homophobic, autistic shit that'll undoubtedly be a hot topic when this shit comes out and cleve will probably try to burn all the evidence

NON-MEME TRAILER:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1nMDgoDPMU
Grimoire is easily the most /comfy/ game ever made. Skip ahead a few mins past the character creation, which is always a little stressful in any game, to the gameplay, if you want.

Cleve is THE man/neanderthal who will save PC gaming.

>>383183478
Only Homo Neanderthalensis can completly comprehend this game.

>>383183015
>>383183216
>>383183404

ARCHIVE REPORT

Pages 1000-1122 saved

>>383183736
Small-scale battles in Wiz8 rarely took more than 4 full turns. I'm not falling for your memes, baitmaker

Torrent when? There is no way I'm paying for this shit.

MEME TRAILER:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0
The Grimwah gestalt

Stream it on Twitch / Youtube after it's released.

PLZ
PLZ
PLZ

torrent when?

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>grimoire beta tested in -97
Do I need dosbox to play this game?

>>383183883
Up to page 580. Going as fast as I can. One monitor doing odds, the other evens.

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>>383183883

>>383183585
hey fuck you man, I just thought that picture was funny

>>383184027
>383184027
Hope I can mutate my ugly cro-fagnons into Neanderthals in the final product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ59jT9yD_A

Spread this!

>>383181925
pusy

>>383181348
Is the combat system gonna be any good?

I've been playing The Quest a bit lately and god damn is the old-fashioned combat boring because the only options are a handful of boring generic spells (the damage ones especially) or 'attack'. Definitely the worst part of old-timey RPGs.

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>>383183162
To preserve Cleve's war against the Cro-Fagons

so this game has had a team of 50 people working on it for 20 years and the only thing to show for it is a sjw walking sim that has a strong independent black womyn as the main protag?

Why would Cleve even bother making a game that is too advanced for retardo sap minds to comprehend? Does he really think he'll make a profit appealing exclusively to neanderthals?

>>383183771
Who is gonna care about this game that isn't already fully aware of RPGCodex?

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>>383184426
nicely memed

>>383183015
>>383183883
REPORT

600-700 DONE
MOVING ON TO 700-800

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LADS

Here's how Grimoire looked back in 1998

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b7xuWdgiSc

>>383184735
500's anon here, just about done, only have 7 more to go.

>>383181912

>There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Sounds like extremely elitist autismo.

>>383183296

In oldschool dungeon crawlers usually you had 4 ways of opening the door: Use key, pick lock, cast a spell or brute force.

Keys are basically "Use money to solve a problem" way

>>383183710
In Wizardry 8 on Ascesion Peak you will meet Bela. I remember you could get something out of her... I think you had to show her the Diamond Ring or something. It's been so many years.

>>383183736
Speedfix

>>383184638
No one. Wizardry Fans and Codexfags only.

>>383184768

40000000000 microissues fixed since then.

>>383184484
Grimoire has ~10 different spell schools including necromancy, earth magic, and many others

but if you're playing a Warrior you're just going to be basic attacking for the entire game

ideally if you want to have fun combat you would make a party of 8 spellcasters, with 1 or 2 Templars to serve as a tank/healer hybrid

>>383183142
Grimoire isn't a retro game. It's literally a game that was developed in the 90s to the norms & standards of it's contemporaries (like Wizardy 7) but that was never released, until now.
It is not a modern game made to emulate a past style, it is an unreleased vapourware game from the era that has been refined and added to for the past 27+ years as a hobby horse by the gentlemen dev/madman Cleve.

>my /pol/ friend found out about this game and decided to buy it because he thought the dev was super "based"

Well we've found his audience.

>>383184735
>>383184787
500's anon reporting again, finished 500's. Any other anon doing the earlier pages like 499 below? If not I'll try to salvage as much as I can

>>383184027
he did the indie meme before it was cool

>>383184858
>Arcane/Divine casters have hundreds of spells at their disposal
>Martial classes just whack shit. Or if you want to get really fancy, get a buff that lets them whack shit harder/faster

There is nothing I hate more than this kind of design.

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>>383183771
>and cleve will probably try to burn all the evidence
Cleve literally washes his hands in innocence though. He is above all those things, he is The Last Neandertal.

>>383185251
but it makes sense
magic-like physical combat abilities are lame as fuck desu

>>383184858
With parties this large, am I gonna have to click 'attack' on every single melee character every turn (I assume it's turn-based anyway)?

This game looks a bit too groggy to have something like an auto-attack, but it also looks to groggy to give any reason to do something other than hit attack every turn for warrior types.

>>383185168
>>383183015
I started doing 1-100, I'm slow as shit though

this game looks kind of hardcore, guess beginners will get a kick but it's clearly no dark souls!

>>383185493
Yeah, but no one is forcing you to make a party of 8 characters. You could do 4-6 characters and have combat go much faster

>>383185082

Pretty much this. There are games like The Quest that shows progress in a crawler like that COULD be made. I'm still annoyed Cleve doesn't understand good graphical design and his sprites are all over the place. Wiz 7, Might and Magic 4&5 had art direction that blew everything out of the water.

WHERE'S THE GAME, NEANDERTHALS

>>383185317
What a champ

soon

The game comes out in 15 minutes this will be history. I am already refreshing the download button on Steam.

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>>383185887
holy shit

Torrent when

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>>383185887

The real question is, what score will this get in its Official Codex Review (aka argument and shitposting comment repository)?

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>>383185887
This guy really is australian

>>383186197

RPGCodex loves and hates Cleve. I think they will actually like it. If you wade through the filth, Superdemo got a lot of praise cause Codex wants another Wiz 7.

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>>383185110
Your friend is in for a big surprise.

>>383185392
It doesn't have to be magic and it doesn't make sense. Fighting encompasses a lot more than *swing weapon*.

Where is the grappling?
Where is the shield bash?
Why can't I hamstring or trip someone?
What if I disarmed someone's weapon?
What if I wanted to throw my weapon?
Why does my stance not matter?
How am I holding my weapon?
What about tools? Surely I'm not such a stupid fuck that I only carry one weapon on me?

>>383184858
hold on that seems off my warrior can use scrolls just fine m8?

all you need to do is put points into the right skills & they'll be able to use wands/scrolls

without being worried about it backfiring & killing the entire party

>>383185537
>>383185168
>>383184735

ARCHIVE REPORT

900-1122 pages saved

got 3 tabs of webarchive open, getting a bit slow. Anyone doing 800-900? if it closes in 10 minutes then not much time

>>383186371
>wasting points on wand use as a fucking warrior

LOL

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>>383185110
Show him this.
>>383185317

>>383186427
500's are cleared, working backwards from 499. 474-499 has been saved currently.

>>383186327
"I sexually identify as Counter Strike and find this thread Globally Offensive."

TEN MINUTES

>>383186351
Just play Age of Decadence.

>>383186427
We might have a little more time, if we are fortunate they won't close it instantly.

If you do 800-900 I'll do 100-200, or at least as much as I can once I'm done with the last 10 pages of 700-800.

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ITS CUMMING

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>>383185947
>mfw I didn't even know Grimoire existed a week ago and now it's my most anticipated game bar none

>>383186327
are you saying I can't make my cute female furry kiss my cute female eye-monster thing?

dropped

>>383186427
Only done 1-30 so far

>>383186351

Here's the thing, I've been making my dungeon crawler and this is where the "Fighter problem" kicks in. Here's the solution - weapon arts. Just give the damn fighters an extra manouver or spell like ability to counter the mage's raw damage aspect. Mage has few support abilities but never ever do them as well as a good support class like bard or thief.

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OH FUCK WHAT IF NOBODY BOTHERS CRACKING IT?

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>game is out
>everyone in this thread looks at each other
>well? Who is going to buy it and talk about it?
>dont look at me this game looks like shit
>sooooo what do we talk about now?
>...

>>383181348
Last post by HIM:

Yesterday at 5:43 PM

So many things I have forgotten that have taken me by surprise. I did not remember that I put them in there somewhere between 2005 and 2017.

Deep well exotic fishing. The Ego entity weapons. Dark Warren and the Yuggoths.

Wow. Just ... wow. I am wondering for the first time in my life if I really should commit myself having seen all of my own game. A sane man could not have done this.

UPDATE

700-800 DONE

STARTING
100-200

GUYS. I'M GETTING SOME MONEY RIGHT NOW. SHOULD I GET GRIMOIRE?

>>383186741
no eyejobs? no buy.

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>>383185110
Hope your /pol/ friend isn't a big fan of Trump

>>383187037
PROBABLY NOT

>>383186197
The demo that got relased 5 years ago (kek) was received positively.
I myself played a couple of hours of it yesterday and I must say I liked it.
Make no mistake, the game truyl IS from another era. It doesn't merely pretend to be like all those pseudo retro indie fucks love to market their trash.

>>383187037
Buy it, copy the game folder out of Steam, refund it, zip it, and then upload.

>>383187073
>>383186507
>>383186327
Isn't this guy like the bible in that he has said literally everything and you can find something to support any position in there?

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THE FINAL HOUR

>you were alive to see history in the making
Feels good man

>>383186886
This guys seems pretty stupid, I doubt it will use DRM. Most indie games don't.

>>383186935
hahahahah I lold really hard at this x-DDDDd

Is Mark Blakemore the "Terry A. Davis" of /v/

>>383187320
t. triggered west cuck cant accept jap orcs are superior

WHERE IS THE GAME, CRO-FAGNONS?

>>383187391
Yes.

let's crowdsource buying one copy and cracking it

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>There are still going to be parts of the game that are not quite polished but the game as it currently stands is truly a one-of-a-kind classic. I have successfully played through all four endings of the game using save points and cheat codes and I found my own product to be more satisfying than any of the Wizardry games and even better than the original Eye of the Beholder series.

>>383185887
I dont get it.

>They think he's super smart
>Lot of crap on his property in the end
>They speculate he is super man and has an underground base

Wheres the funny?

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OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUUUUUUCK!!!

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I'm literally shaking with anticipation.

Oh wow I spent all my cash on the steam sale without knowing this game existed damn. I wanna get it, but can't now.

>>383181348
It's been an hour faggot, where is the torrent?

>>383181348
grimwah

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>still not released

IT WAS ALL A RUSE

>>383181348
I'll buy it when its onsale at christmas for 4.99 because it doesn't sell at 40 American Freedom Burgers

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IT'S ACTUALLY STILL 58 MINUTES AWAY, CHECK STEAM.

OP FOOLED US!

>>383187776
He's said it will never go on sale

>>383187262
The bible mentions neanderthals as god's favoured people (don't mistake it for god's chosen people like the kikes like to claim for themselves). So there is that.

>>383187534
A sape like you wouldn't get it. Cleve said he would have to be mad to try to explore his entire game world. It's so vast that the only way he could experience it is with cheats.

>>383187534
>That look of utter defeat on that employee's face as yet another child giggles to himself and takes a picture for social media upon seeing "bukkake"

1-50 done

>>383187814
And I said I'd never jerk to traps

>>383185251

It's one thing when you're talking about PnP and a player is expected to bite the bullet and play one of these retards to drag the wizards through the lower levels just so they can be obsolescent halfway through levelling, but who cares when you're controlling the entire party?

>>383187792
He had made a deal with steam to always put the timer an hour away in exchange for Neanderthal buisness secrets.

>>383187960
Cleve actually has dedication, unlike you.

How would you react if he his game was actually good?

I was gonna go to sleep but now I'm staying up so I can see the shitposting unfold when this shit game comes out.

ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS BETTER BUY THE GAME, COPY THE FOLDER AND THEN REFUND IT AND UPLOAD IT TO US.

THIS FAGGOT NEANDERTHAL DOESN'T DESERVE OUR MONEY. HE'S GONNA CAUSE THE HOMO SAPIEN EXCTINCTION IF WE LET HIM HAVE IT.

>>383188016
You mean severe autism

>>383186935
I will be too busy enjoying the greatest game ever made.

>>383187814
23 years of lost income with change that real quick when it has less sales than Battleborn.

>>383187964

/tg/fag here. You can expand a fighter class significantly with some tactical option. It's just a question would you like to do it or not.

neanderthals, since they are a strictly non-agrarian variety of hominids, have no need for daylight savings time and thus we must wait another hour

>>383188060
fuck you poorfag.

>>383188060
what if i buy it, upload the folder then dont refund it?

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so how young can you make your characters?

wizardry VI had as young as 10 or 9 I think so dying from old age was fairy rare,but if it really is as long as 600+ hours I wonder if old age would be a viable problem

>>383188025
At best, it's gonna be a mediocre (but still clunky and ugly) Wizardry 7 clone that gets better with some patching throughout the months/years.

Most certainly not good enough to be worth 40 bucks. I guarantee you that. But it might be good enough for a pirate. We'll see. Either ways, I'm pirating it just for the shitstorm.

>>383188060
Buy the game, you moneyless sape faggot.

>>383187960
there aren't any hot traps though, I've literally never seen one who looks like a chick I'd bang
and I have pretty low standards

Do we have anyone ready to upload this shit?

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HAVE YOU GUYS TAKEN YOUR MONTH OFF FOR NONSTOP GRIMOIRE ACTION?

guys i have to do summer school finals tonight, please don't start without me

>>383188220
Only 2D traps

>>383188143
Upload it FSS

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I played a bit of Wizardry 6 today since I got it on GoG at the sale.
Why would I play this instead if I can get the same amount of content for a fraction of the money?

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>>383188198
>But it might be good enough for a pirate
What does that even mean?

>>383188402
It might be worth the bandwidth that I will waste pirating it, is what that means.

Why doesn't steam just say what time a game will unlock instead of giving vague hints?

>>383188391
> Japanese Wizardry

[VOMITING LOUDLY]

Unlock the game already you stupid neanderthal

>>383188391
BECAUSE THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE >>383188316


AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR WIZARDRY AND SIROTEK

>>383188402
That he actually values his time presumably.

>>383188470
Wizardry is literally only alive in Japan in the present day.

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>>383188316
>World of Xeen
>300+ hours
What? It doesn't even take 40
I'm starting to suspect Grimoire is gonna be finished in 60 hours.

>>383188459
Because it get you H Y P E

>>383188309
Richfag here. I'll be the hero /v/ needs.

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>>383188060
Now that's the sort of thing a plebian homo-sexian like you would do. I'm joining the Neanderthal master race because fuck you.

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>>383188493
that doesn't answer the question and you missed the point completely.

What's the name of that very long Czech RPG?

>>383188613
We will kill you last in the Marxist-SJW revolt.

>>383188683
how does this game reverse the neanderthal decline?

ITS OUT

>>383188550

It's a bunch of really really bland hack and slashes without any soul using that name. No it's dead. Trademark only remains.

>>383188582
Legit 100% WoX took me 150hs when I knew what I was doing.

>>383188683
Anyone got the frames of the penis monster?

>>383188316
Mathematically, this is the GREATEST game to ever exist. I am so glad to be alive right now.

>>383188764
Gothic 2

>>383187927
>>383187586
>>383187020

ARCHIVE REPORT

800-1122 pages saved

I'm done, left hands sore from CTRL C+V spam. Good luck lads

From what I know

>800-1122
>500-800
>400-500

Are complete

>1-100
>100-200

are in progress

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>>383188316
NEET master race reporting in

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>>383188764
legend of dawn?

>>383188854
Grimoire will uplift us to neanderthalhood.

So this guy believes he's a neanderthal or something? Why does he believe this? I don't understand.

>>383189075
future people will look on those screenshots and begin to glimpse the full extent of the neanderthal insanity.

>>383189075
UPDATE AND SUMMARY:

0-50 DONE
100-200 DONE
450-500 DONE
500-600 DONE
600-700 DONE
800-900 DONE
900-1000 DONE
1000-1122 DONE

WORK IN PROGRESS:
50-100?
400-450?

STARTING:
200-300

Good job, anon. Thank you for your work.

>>383189075
the 400's are just about done, only 2 left. 500's have been done for awhile, and I believe someone was doing or has done the 600's?

Which one of you attention whoring streamfags has the best internets for downloading quickly?Post stream links.
>>383189150
I would have her design some systems for me if you know what I mean.

>>383189243
>I don't understand.
A sape cro-fagnon scrunguloid like you doesn't understand. You are literally inferior to Cleve in every way except in the number of your crawling, scuttling kind.

>>383189243
Fuck off sape

>>383189243
Of course you dont understand, you dumb sap.

>>383189243
It's a rpgcodex meme.

>>383189075
>CTRL C+V spam

Just rewrite the page number. That's the only thing in the url that changes, no need to c+v it.

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>>383189286

>mfw he doesn't bother locking the codex

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>>383188316
>more means its automatically better

We all know that Ultima Underworld is the most advanced and best game on that list.

>>383188060
Sapes deserve extinction
>Neanderthal-derived DNA accounts for an estimated 1–4% of the Eurasian genome, but it is significantly absent or uncommon in the genome of most Sub-Saharan African people.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaic_human_admixture_with_modern_humans

400'S ARE DONE, doing the most of the 300's as I can manage, going back from 399 of course.

Can you seriously just copy and paste the game and send it to people?

>>383188489
YOU, KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT AN HOMO SAPIEN, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU RELEASE A GAME AGAINST ANOTHER DEVELOPER, YOU'VE GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING

BUT I'M A NEANDERTHAL AND I'M NOT NORMAL, SO YOU'VE GOT A 25% CHANCE AT BEST AT BEAT ME

AND THEN YOU ADD SIR-TECH TO THE MIX? YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN.

YOU SEE, IN 40 MINUTES, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE SIR-TECH KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND THEY WENT BANKRUPT SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO

SO, YOU SAPES TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT A 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING IN 40 MINUTES

BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING (IF WE WERE THE ONLY TWO GAMES AROUND) AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 CHANCE, I'VE GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING IN 40 MINUTES

SENÕR SAPE. THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE. AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU IN 40 MINUTES.

>>383189703
Cleve's superior Neanderthal programming will prevent you from doing so, mark my words.

>>383189560
Nah, I'm sure they do it. If not now, in a few hours. They got rid of the Sir-tech thread too, despite protests.

>>383189479

I thought about doing that but it felt faster to just click the previous page as it was loading instantly.

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There are dick monsters with balls which look like titties. Definition of psychedelic schizophrenia.

>>383189703
First day on the internet sape?

I can't wait for the crazy posts we will see when this comes up at piratebay.

>>383189859
I think that's actually pretty metal.

>>383189859
wtf

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>>383189859
can't you read their worms m8 WORMS!

I hope that people at RPG Codex brag about pirating the game and shit all over it. I want to see Cleve fucking LOSE IT.

>>383189859
dropped

>>383189904
In 38 minutes I'm downloading and starting the crazy.

>>383189958
I have Russian torrent link if you are interested...

>>383190040
Delet this RIGHT NOW you filthy sape.

>>383188613
you, sir, are a hero

>>383189737
toppest of keks

>>383189737
ALL RIGHT YOU SAPES

GET ON YOUR KNEES

AND SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS

>>383190040
YOU BETTER NOT YOU FUCKING UNTERSMENSCHEN SAPE MONGOLOID

>>383188402
If time is money and he'll already presumably waste his time on playing it to find out if he likes it, why would he doubly waste more time by spending money on it?

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>lol we'll just pirate the game
>yfw cleve is so oldschool you need the code from the inside of the box to unlock the game

>>383189075
>>383189286
1-100 is finished

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>game turns out to be great
>but of course it doesn't fucking sell
>neanderthal-man becomes an hero
>somebodybinge plays it and finally menages to finish the 600 hours game
>in the epilogue Cleve appears
>he tells you it's ok
>he had faith in you from the moment you created your party
>he always looked after you in your journeys
>he tells you that he will always be with you
>he sacrificed his whole years and life for this masterpiece
>last part of the game unlocks
>he shows the way of Neanderthals
>the news spreads and people stars playing it
>game becomes sleeper hit
>Neanderthalism spreads like wildfire amongst players
>some of these players starts making their own vidya
>game becomes cult classic
>in the future it sells gorillions and shapes the vidya industry
>no more sir-tech homosaphien faggotry
>Neanderthalism becomes new vidya norm

>>383181912
This is posted every thread and is excellent pasta cuz it always gets retards like
>>383184842 and >>383182059

>>383189859
welp guess I have to buy it now

>>383188613
I was going to buy, leak, refund but that works too.

Why the fuck does the hour keep changing with these threads? The game should have released by now.

>>383190270

nice quality post and pic, sape

>>383190029
Neanderthal's got a thick skin you know. And by thick skin I mean there's an ignore function on codex and Cleve's been using it in the past 23 years.

>>383190348
I honestly thought it released 28 minutes ago. My mistake. I was an hour off. Steam is a bit confusing like that. Steam's been saying that it releases in less than an hour for the past 27 minutes, so I suspect it will be out in 32

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>>383189859
I wasn't expecting to get a new profile pic today.

>>383190230
>but the box isn't finished

>>383181912
>There's no market in pandering to morons.

The ironic thing about this shitpost is that he's hit home the idea of catering to your niche. He knows modern casuals won't be interested in his game so he's gone in the direction of creating what he thinks is the best game for oldschool RPG fans.

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Reminder that he has been working on this game for 20 years, and he was just as insane back then.

His insanity is so old that Jagged Alliance 2 had an NPC that makes fun of him.

>>383190232
Good workan! Can you keep an eye on the 1122+ pages?

Finished 200-250, continuing with 250-300.

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where can i buy this besides steam?

>>383190663
And Jagged Alliance and its devs are dead and he is still here about to save pc gaming. Who is laughing now?

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>>383189859
Hot.

I'm proud to sape.

>>383190609

As I said before, Cleve has a lot of right ideas hidden under mountains of rants and insanity. When I'm coding my shit I know the appeal will be very niche but I'm trying to be sincere at what I'm doing.

>>383190215
29 minutes left and I am starting the party, I have my card numbers auto scripted.

>>383190829
sapebrains will never be able to purchase it outside of steam

>>383190693
When you finish up the 200's, can you lend me an assist on the 300's? I'm at 360-399, but a little help would be appreciated.

>>383190829
At blockbusters. Thats how oldschool this game is.

>>383182246
gay

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Ar u going to buy this game, anons?

What did Cleve think of the geico commercials with cavemen?

>>383191050
Of course, everyone in this thread is.

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>>383190875
is that a vampire/wolfin?

>>383183169

Am I just supposed to see that it failed? Why is that special?

>>383190965
>the incline of CRPGs
>the incline of dungeon-crawlers
>the incline of limited-edition physical media
>the incline of video rental stores

Is this what the Neanderthal renaissance looks like?

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>>383191050

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>>383190852

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>>383190829
>>383190829
>>383190829
>>383190829

What I don't understand that if this is a proper release on Steam why there isn't pre-purchase option? Every game has it, even those indie mongrel shit games.

i wonder if it will be difficult to get into


like, will it be dwarf fortress level of dicciulty trying to just remember the bloated stats he probably came up with for 20 years

inb4 a 'stache stat

>>383190953
Sure. I still have about 25 left, but I'll take 300-325 if you want. Then we'll see which one of us is faster.

>>383191238
This is a neanderthal release anon it is different.

>>383190852

He was in a long ass war with Brenda Romero since Usenet days. Funny thing is that Brenda is who put that NPC there.

Brenda is a really fucking trainwreck on her own. Basically the only reason she "designed" video games. Is that Sir-Tech staff got so skeletal she got transferred from writing manuals to designing games.

Yet she constantly yaps how she's a great game designer.

>>383191332
Thanks anon.

How long is less an hour in sape time?

>>383191238
IT'S OLD SKOOL BABY

>>383190903
put the card down you fucking HOMO SAPIENS
i swear on all my slaughtered neancestors that if you pirate that game i'll find you and kill you

>>383191134
no it just reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo68Rdc9WYE

>>383191305
You'll probably have to read the manual.

me buy

> Still not out
I bet the fucking sapies did this

WHERE IS IT CLEVE

I refuse to believe there are 102 unique posters in this thread.

>>383191563
do you even get those on steam?

L E S S T H A N A N H O U R
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S
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T
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H
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>>383191969
106 now :)

>>383191212
what is she doing

DELAYED FOR ANOTHER 15 YEARS HAHA YOU DAMN HOMOS

>>383191969
Well, what do you know.

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FUCKING SAPES RUINING MY PURE NEANDERTHOLIC GAME

FUUUUCKING SAPES STOP POLLUTING MY BOARD WITH YOUR CLEAR INFERIORITY
GET OUT GET OUT SAPIES GET THE FUCK OOOOUUUUUTTTTT

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Where the fuck is my game?

>>383191997
Yes, usually hidden somewhere in the steamapps/game/whatever folder assuming the devs bother to include it.

>>383192042
>homos
>not sapes
0/10

>>383191893
1 6 M I N U T E S
6

M
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>>383191969
110*

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Is this the new

>s-soon

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>>383182004
Yes

Today we're making history fellas.

>>383191969
Sapes shitpost in packs.

>>383192191
*112

>>383192228
you're not, you damn sape

>Available 8th July
>2027

13 MINUTES LEFT, BOYS
OR IS THE MOTHERFUCKER GONNA DELAY THE GAME AGAIN?

Reminder that only true Neanderthals will be able to enjoy my game. Sapes can stay away.

>>383191969
just because nu/v/ hates CRPGs doesn't mean the rest of /v/ does, this is great.

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Bog>Neanderthal>Sapeshit>German

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>$40

>>383192378
We still have to wait for somebody to crack it and upload it

>>383191405
Finished up to 325. How are you doing?

Also anyone working on 1122+? Once the 300s are done that will be all we are missing.

I'd seriously consider buying it if it was 15-20 dollars, but 40 dollars is too much.

>>383191549

Ah, I see.

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>>383192427
>not buying it

>>383192501
What do ya know, I'm done with my chunk too. 300's are finished, thanks for the assist anon.

>>383192585
> Unironically spending 40 dollarydoos in the ramblings of a madman

THE INCLINE COMETH!
THE INCLINE COMETH!
THE INCLINE COMETH!
THE INCLINE COMETH!
THE INCLINE COMETH!

>>383191969
believe it baby

the incline starts TODAY

>>383181510
GRIM WAAA

>tfw missed all the physical shit

>>383192581
Typical sape behavior, nobody can be surprised that you can't afford a nice easy $40 for the game of the fucking millenium when you have to spend your janitor salary on burgers and porn

LESS THAN 10 FUCKING MINUTES LEFT

LISTEN TO THIS SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>>383192664

It's an one-of-a-kind product with no equal so that alone makes it worth the price

>>383192664
>not willing to spend $40 on the greatest game of all time
Sapes just don't understand.

>>383192501
I did 1123-1125

>>383192607
Cool!

UPDATE
1-1122 DONE

GOOD WORK EVERYONE
YOU HAVE DONE GOD'S WORK

A BABY CAN FLY
A BABY CAN FLY
A GOLDEN BABY CAN FLY

WHERE'S MY GAME REEEEEEEEEEEE

> You can make a party full of furry wizard girls.
Sign me the fuck in.
I've also been itching for some oldschool RPG, but I don't want to play Arx Fatalis for the 800th time. Although this one is not in real-time it still looks cool.

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>>383192726
you can ride turtles....

>>383192427
>>383192581
Look you SAPES. My game has been in the making for TWENTY YEARS to perfection. You may not like how this game looks, but this is the ideal NEANDERTHAL game form. It will not only change the gaming industry, but change the world to respecting NEANDERTHALS like me. Now you're going to BUY my game before I find your house.

>>383181348
>64 intelligent NPCs with 8000+ Words in Vocabulary
>that autistic capitalization.
Can't wait

CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED

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>>383192818

>>383184539
that is my favorite post on the internet. ever.

WE'RE LEAVING TOGETHER
BUT STILL, IT'S FAREWELL
AND MAYBE WE'LL COME BACK
TO EARTH, WHO CAN TELL?
I GUESS THERE IS NO WAY TO BLAME
WE'RE LEAVING GROUND (LEAVING GROUND)
WILL THINGS EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN?

>>383192842
FUCK YEAH! Good job fellow archive anon's!

>>383192842
What is this about?

>>383191368
>>383191476
Well. It's already 1am here where's the fucking release. I swear to god that I'll fly to Australia to kill him if it doesn't release now. I haven't even followed the game until now but just out of principle, lying to people because of insanity is not good thing.