Games with shoehorned contrivancies

>>383175472
inb4far cry 5

>>383175472
I have not played any tumblr gams but is Convoy the most reddit one? FTL-like with pop culture references and normie memes in every other line.

>>383176301
That sounds pretty terrible. There should be a meme warning on those sorts of games.

Oh wait there is, it's the "indie" tag.

>>383175472
That's the exact year I plan on dying of old age.

Super Mario Bros 2.

A Link to the Past.

>>383176421
It's way worse than any other indie game I've seen. It's even worse than Borderlands 2. Like take all Fallout 2 easter egg special encounters and remove the rest of the game, but also make writing quality and style very inconsistent. Pretty sure the shit was kickstarted and many text quests were written by backers.

Super Metroid.

>>383175472
I could stomach the themes, but Jesus Christ, characters wouldn't shut up.

The dialog is so fucking hammy and exposition driven I couldn't bear it for more than half an hour.

Better luck with your next game, guys, I like the art you do.

>>383176771
life goals

>>383177130
>Pretty sure the shit was kickstarted and many text quests were written by backers.
Kickstarter was a mistake

>>383177173
The graphics and music were nice, I didn't really mind the dialogue too much until typical tumblr agenda-y things became too abundant.

>>383177147
>Metroidfugees are the good guys now
are u fucking kidding me? this game was dumb af representing metroids like they're good guys all of a sudden when we know they're evil bastards

>>383175472
I didn't actually drop ROM, I finished it. I kept hoping that at some point the hamfisted social justice bullshit and self-insert nonsense would stop. I was hoping that the dev would eventually get bored of it at some point. They didn't.

You could actually tell when the story was about to pause so some contrived fantasy version of something that happened to the dev was about to play out.

>>383178497
Yeah. I gotta say, Turing's characterization was pretty good and his voice was on point, but everything else was mostly just agenda-pushing. It's too bad, it feltlike the game could have been pretty great.

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>>383178072
...?

>>383175472
I played through NITW (Gregg path) but at that point I had enough of Benson's dogshit and only Youtubed the rest of Bea's path.

>>383176976
>reused assets: the game

>>383177064
>furry transformation
gb2dumblr, nintendo

>>383175472
i thought i was the only one who played ROM here. the game it started off well at least then turned to tumblr shit.

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>>383179475

Too many blacks.

And I mean just look at that hair.

>>383179593
The warning signs started at the nightclub

>>383179413

Trannies

>>383179002
the part where they make metroid the hero at the end. whats next, a metroid game with space pirates as the good guys? and dont even get me started on samus being trans

>>383178887
Everything is better without agenda-pushing. Every-fucking-thing. The world would be a better place if pushing your agenda were punishable by death.

>>383179869
>i'm a self-inser... err... i mean i'm a transgendered android genetically engineered catgirl and i hate all cis scu... err... i mean humans because reasons!

God, this game had potential. And promptly threw it away.

>>383180294
>"Hi my name is I'm from Pakistan"
>furfags
>TOMCAT
>the eventual tumblr-nosed effeminate gay sitcom husband at the counter
2017 ROB
Read Only Blogposts

>>383180253
>The world would be a better place if pushing your agenda were punishable by death.
But that would be sending them to a better place

>>383179165
>only Youtubed the rest of Bea's path
too late, u already gave them ur money

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don't play my game ever again

VA-11 hall-a

>>383183457
Turing's gone rogue

>>383183643
>edgy teenager outlook on life: the game
JUST

>>383175472
>muh furcecution was actually a plot point
Shit game

>>383184637
Hence the filename

>>383183457
>def
That's a sure sign that a person is completely worthless.

Tree of Savior.

It has to be the faggiest community on earth.

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>>383175472
>check steam page
>"pay for out patreon!"
>check patreon
>usual fag bullshit
>"pay us $350 to play ONE game a MONTH on stream"

>>383175472
Almost Watch_Dogs2, but I stayed for the cool graphic artstyle and ended up getting a decent experience out of the game.

>>383185540
Isn't that game just Ragnarok 2.0?

>>383185608
>"pay us $350 to play ONE game a MONTH on stream"

wut