If I take off her chronal accelerator will she die?

>>383175005
Doesn't she like start randomly slipping around in time and basically just fall out of sync with the rest of the world?

>>383175005
Kind of. She'll dissapear in time or something, so basically?

It would be extremely painful

She has small boobs for a lesbian.

>>383175203
For who though?

SFM VR GAMES WHEN

>>383175142
Basically. Her chrono harness is specifically designed to keep her anchored in time. If she ever loses it (or gets too reckless with manipulating her power), she risks being lost to the timestream forever.

>>383175303
u u
u u

>>383175005

The story doesn't mention how she got recovered from her accident in the first place nor how many times she's probably had to be recovered after doing dumb shit.

>>383175296
I thought all lesbians have small boobs. Doesn't it have to do with testosterone in the womb and not needing to produce milk or some shit

>>383175545
>The story doesn't mention how she got recovered from her accident in the first place
Short answer: Winston did it.

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>>383175005
she's a big girl

>>383175657
>Doesn't it have to do with testosterone in the womb and not needing to produce milk or some shit
This sounds like the beginning of something retarded so no, just no.

If I cum in her ass and she rewinds time, will my cum still be in her ass?

>>383176039
Yes, but it'll be cum from the future.

>>383175874
why is it retarded? It's pretty much a fact that those with children born gay are essentially being punished by G-d. Why wouldn't He manipulate the hormone levels of a mother giving birth?

>>383176039
Short answer : No

>>383175005
She was blacked by Doomfist.

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A cop pulls over Schrodinger and searches his car. Upon opening the trunk, he finds a dead cat. The police officer asks Schrodinger "Are you aware there is a dead cat in the trunk of your car?" Schrodinger replies with "Well I do now, you asshole."

>>383176307
reminder: /pol/ posting is the shittiest bait you could use and is a great indicator of someone's summerfagginess

>>383175005
>shitty dyke

>>383175181
>>383175142
fucking newfags

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>ywn wake up next to her after getting shitfaced during some party
>ywn see the terror in her face upon the realization that she took the D

>>383176307
weak bait.

>>383176460
I've been lurking this board for months and only started posting because I seriously thought it had the right ideals and morals. Don't you guys hate faggots and those men who dress as women? I've also seen threads that rightfully put the islams in their place. I'm not entirely sure what "summerfagginess" even means but I am sure that you are in the wrong here for questioning my beliefs

>>383175005

What happens if Tracer and StopMan both used their power at the same time?

>>383176307
A gigantic faggot from /pol/, or somebody trying to look like a gigantic faggot from /pol/?
We can never know.

>>383176778
>ywn see her getting brutally murdered

>>383177314
They fight while everything around them is stop.
Similar to how when Decade used Faiz Accel to fight Kabuto when time was frozen in Kamen Rider.

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>>383177053

>>383176778
>you will never sabotage tracer's accelerator so she can't blink
>you will never handcuff her to your bedframe
>you will never shoot her full of heroin so she loses all concept of where she is
>you will never strip off her flightsuit and start to play with her tiny clit, her hips bucking wildly and obliviously to the sensation
>you will never watch the blithe, curious look in her eyes as you reveal your cock
>you will never watch her moan and break out in a cold junkie sweat as you make her take it centimeter by centimeter
>you will never film it and show it to her once she's sobered up, humiliated beyond all capacity
>you will never string her out on hits so she has to be your addicted sex pet and beg you for your cock to get her fix
>you will never watch her sob as you play back all her girlfriend's terrified voicemails wondering where she is while you fuck her
>you will never break her will completely and turn her entire life into an unbroken series of dickings and heroin needles

Feels kinda bad I guess

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She starts to freak out.

>>383178414
What the shit, they made an Overwatch anime?

>>383178554
Only for Doomfist's promo video.

>>383178414
black on black crime is getting out of hand

>>383178414
>tracer in between two BBC
>Doomfist is 2cool4u

>>383178414
>white female dominated by powerful african male.webm

>>383178791
You should get a medal for how funny that was. That was absolutely hilarious. Never heard a joke quite like that before.

>>383175005
No, but where she will go, she might as well.

>>383178414
GIB MUFFUGIN SHINY

>>383179085
Found the teenager

>>383178973
somehow you managed to have such a poor reaction to a bad joke you have retroactively improved the quality of the joke

>>383179085
found the summer

>>383178973
fuck off, boy

>>383178414

Is Winston in Primal Rage the strongest character in OW lore?

Doomfists entire thing is that gauntlet of his, it levels skyscrapers and shit and he's wrecking Overwatch. Winston goes bananas and he 1v1s Doomfist.

>>383179557
The true question is why tracer guns suck dick like that

>>383179557
yeah he is
problem is he hates it, he's a scientist not a primal ape

did tracer dead? :^s

>>383179557
Yes, Winston is a genetically engineered war machine. He is the one who stopped doomfist, so he is quite strong, he may not be able to overpower the hand but he is a genius afterall.

>>383175005
Why isn't there any good SFM content of this bitch

It's all off model degenerate shit

>>383176705
dumb redditor

PRIMAL RAGING

I'M ENGAGING

MY GOD, DOOMFIST IS SHAKING

>>383179205
found the sjw

>>383179954
because besides Mei she's the worst girl

>>383179954
Because there exists no good SFM content

>>383178414
>>383178582
This was really bad. I don't even play Owie, looked up gameplay of the new character, and saw how misleading the presentation was. The character that spazzes around more than dr.who scout, is just standing around while facing 3 players. And the story part is that he fisted out of the dungeon. Aren't they all amputees? Why is he jailed, with an arm? The man is named ARM-MAN and you leave him with an arm.

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>>383178414
>using rewind in a prolonged close-up engagement

Tracer is canon retarded

>>383178791
X TO DA MUTHA FUGGIN D
US CHANNERS, HUH?

>>383181191
They have to find SOME way to gimp the Flash so others can beat him in their source material. Same thing here.

>>383181232
did you need a trigger warning sweetie?

>>383178414
>that last frame where his arm buckles

Is Winston the strongest character physically?

>>383181480
y-yes?

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Fill in the gap:

WE WUZ ______ N SHIEEEEET!

>>383181550
Gorillas have MUCH denser muscle fiber, which is why primates are so strong in general.

That and poor control, literally, they can't control their own power very well at all.

Average gorilla can rip car doors off with little effort and winston is engineered to fuck and back. So yes, Winston is easily the strongest.

>>383181052
>Aren't they all amputees?
nigga what?

>>383178414
This will always bother me so can some blizzard fanboy explain this to me. Are tracers bullets like stun bullets or something? The point is that they're heroes supposedly the goodguys but all I can think is how if tracer could aim in any cutscene these people could be dead. I mean her ult is a fucking bomb for gods sake she sounds like a cyberpunk terrorist on paper.

>>383182402

But she kills terrorists so she's a good guy

>>383182402
Doomfist has shields on him

>>383181052
They call it Doomfist's Gauntlet. It's always mentioned when they mention Doomfist himself. So yeah, I do not know where you got the idea that it was a prosthetic arm in the first place.

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dem legs tho

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>>383181480
>having so few levels of irony

>>383175657
>i dont know how anatomy works
Retard
>needing testosterone to be lesbian
I am extremely curious on how you come up with this retarded logic, you retard.

>>383178973
>>383181232
mad

>>383175005
Man, do you people even get any enjoyment out of these overused memes anymore? Or are you just reposting and replying out of habit?

>>383181861

That's fine if a gorilla is facing off vs a human or even other similar biological beings.

But I wouldn't think a gorilla, even a smart one, would be able to 1v1 a T-800 or Iron man or something in a straight up punching contest.

>>383175005
No blizzard confirmed on twitter as long as its nearby she will be fine. At least thats what they responded to someone who asked why she wasnt wearing it in the lesbian reveal comic

>>383184717
Testosterone is a male hormone, so women who have it would become lesbians. Okay?

>>383184319
It mentions he lost his arm in the omnic war. So yeah, they straight up left him with a super-powered prosthetic while he was imprisoned. The gauntlet is just an additional power-up on top of that.

He shoots shotgun shells out of his left hand, so I'm not entirely convinced that's real either.

>>383184785
There is no escape from this place. It's like an alcoholic who knows that the drink is killing her, and wants to stop, but can't.

>>383185203

Women have testosterone though, just in smaller doses than men, but it's still an important part of regulating their hormones.

>>383185396
I actually know that. What I don't know is why some people are homosexual. Has science explained that yet?

>>383178973
go back to /reddit/ you nigger

>>383184796
He not just a gorilla he's a genetically engineered gorilla. He's much stronger and durable than normal plus I wouldn't be suprised if his armor is powered as well

>>383184717
why is so hard to understand that an excess of testosterone in a woman would cause her to be a dyke? there are published fucking medical studies that say this you thick cunt.

>>383185328
You can keep coming here without perpetuating stale memes. I spend way too much fucking time here too, but I don't feel compelled to contribute to banepost or toddpost. I can just lurk and not be an obnoxious faggot.

>>383185658
people choose to be gay

>>383176425
>Well I do now, you asshole
Do what?

>>383185797
>>383185928
I can tell that you're the same person. It's funny because you are directly contradicting yourself.

>>383179682
its supposed to be his shield probably
i think doomfist can build his shield up by doing damage or some shit

>>383182402
Doomfist gets shields after every successful punch, and right before the Tracer scene he combos Genji.

>>383185797
No there isn't. Show us. You can't

>>383185658
>Has science explained that yet?

Not really with some sort of silver bullet explaination, nor are they likely to since if they do come up with some sort of 'cause' of homosexuality, it'll cause a huge uproar since once you've got a cause you can start working on a cure or to alter it. I highly doubt anyone is going to try to fund 'trying to figure out the fundamental cause of homosexuality' they'd rather fund another LGBTQ special needs club. People aren't comfortable with the idea that homosexuality might be little more than some DNA read error, or a brain alteration from an improper rush of hormones during development. People won't like the idea that homosexuality isn't some special thing of being but just some error of biology like most birth defects.

>>383185042
>the lesbian reveal comic
lol

>>383185928
>people choose to be gay

Why would anyone willingly choose to be gay? That alone convinces me it's got to be some biological basis to it.

>>383175657
>all lesbians have small boobs
>Have a lesbian friend
>Her ex gf had HUEG tits
>I almost fuck them both

>>383186497
people do degenrate things for attention just like they have for centuries

Holy shit this thread is cancer

>>383185658
Even fetishes still are a mystery.
Well, except masochism. I heard that sometimes it have something to do with your brain, like a "bug" that makes it send the wrong message during painful situations ("shit feels good keep going" instead "shit hurts stop it already").

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What if you nut in tracer while she teleports?

>>383186851
it is now that you're here

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Btw, you guy gotta understand Winston is a fucking gorilla

Have you seen how S A V A G E those things are? Maybe ask yourselves why ppl decided to kill HArambe?

>>383175545
Tracer origins story had her in a room that Stopped her from glitching. I assume she went back there and Winston made her a new backpack.

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>>383186284
>sjws faces when genetic engineering comes along and parents opt to remove genes that cause homosexuality

>>383186891
time babies

>>383187178
China is already beating us to the GATTACA future.

>>383186658
Went too far with the story. Entirely unbelievable now.

>>383175005
No but she will become a normal person with no special ability whatsoever.

>>383187507
>pls believe me

nigga idgaf this is a fucking IB

>>383187178
>Not removing your daughter's straight genes so she only likes women and not some faggot

>>383187580
It's the opposite of that actually, she'll become unstuck in time and vanish entirely. The only reason Winston was even able to get her into the harness was using a special chamber he locked her in so she wouldn't just disappear

>>383186497
>Why would anyone willingly choose to be gay?

Because men are better than woman?

>>383187970
Ah, shows what I know.

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>>383187813
why would i want my daughter to be an evolutionary dead end?

>>383182402
Overwatch kills people, yes. Also, some people in the shorts would definitely be dead. Reaper shotgun blasts a few in the face for God's sake.

>>383188049
This is false.

>>383188296
Millions of years of history have shown it to be true.

>>383188106
Why would you want to contribute to overpopulation?

>>383175303
(you)

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>>383186962
They killed Haram because he was tossing around some stupid kid who fell into his pen

>>383178414
Man, I love Winston.

>>383178414
Well, its kinda accurate how it is to fight a Tracer, a little shit that does no damage and is only good to annoy people.

>>383188106
Why would you want your daughter to be moaning like a whore beneath some chad faggot as he feeds her 9 inches of pipe?

Or worse a black man.

>>383188968
maybe in your shitty ass silver games

>>383188601
Because gorillas are a fucking mess to deal with.

it's stronger than a fucking wrestler.

>>383178414
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>383179954
the widow maker one is GOAT

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>>383189421
No it's not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0gZiJxP5Q

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>>383176135
Not even sure why I fucking keked

>>383189867
being scared =/= muscle strength
an alpha will fuck any human being up

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>>383178414
HOT

>>383181191
She really should have backed teh fuck off when he nearly caught her the first time

Have they added a single non brown character to Overwatch yet?

>>383191746
no, and according the last dev blog, they don't ever intend to

>>383176425
You missed the a whole half of the joke
Schrodinger and Heisenburg are driving down the road when they get pulled over by a cop, the cop knocks on the window and asks Heisenburg "Do you know how fast you were going?" and Heisenburg goes "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was"
Then the dead cat thing

>>383178215
This is my fetish

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>tfw there will be fanart of Doomfist destroying Tracer's lesbian pussy

>>383178215
I like you

>>383192420
I'm waiting for all the SFM between him and Mercy first

>>383175005
Only if she takes an arrow to the knee :^)

>>383179954
The stuff made in blender is great

>>383178414
>Dexfags

>>383175203
She's a big guy

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>still no doujin where tracer gets caught and gangbanged before her accelerator gets shattered and she's eternally stuck in a loop of getting creampied in every hole

why even live

>>383175657
You actually believe in such shit? People are really varried. You can't tell everything by simply looking at something.

>>383184764
>>383181480
Pretty sure it has nothing to do with being angry or offended but simply sick of the same tired overused and unfunny joke shouted on minimum 10,000 times a day here. It's basically "XD WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD"

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>>383192420
>>383193502

>>383175545
Speaking of this does she actually warp around time, or just phase in and out of existence? If it's the former, one has to wonder if she's ever come close to dying in another time period (eaten by dinosaurs, landed in the middle of a battle, sentenced to death for witchcraft, etc)

>>383176705
pffhahah like fucking overwatch lore has been around long enough and for any other autist to actually care about

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>>383196394
>It's the only Mercy in a match against an enemy team with six Doomfists

>>383175657
I know lesbians with giant boobs so idk where you got this pseudoscience bs

>>383175657
How the hell did you come up with that?

>>383196394
>not blacked
Why is everyone so stupid?

>>383177053
You've been lurking for months and you think /v/ hates traps? Traps are the one thing /v/ actually loves.

>>383201598
Spoken like a true cuck

>>383177053
>lurked for months
>/v/, right ideals and morals
>don't know what summerfagness is

kys, newfag

>>383201726
not anymore. this board has woken the fuck up about little faggots wearing thigh high socks for attention

>All these people don't like Doomfist
Wow sure is summer here, fuck off racists and /pol/, Doomfist is perfect.

>>383202063
I wish. But you're delusional if you think 4chan as a whole isn't gay as fuck. Just go look at /gif/, there's a half dozen trap threads there at any given time. /v/ still overwhelmingly loves traps, that's never going to change.

>>383201905
brazzers never did a gangbang with blacks

>>383188106
>he doesn't want to take his daughter out for ice cream and then talk about cute girls together

>>383176425
>3d

>>383188106
Why do you care about your genetic line? Are you so blind as to let your base instincts control your thoughts and actions? Care for your child as a person, not as a carrier of your DNA

>>383202772
And that's why no one gives a shit about Brazzers anymore

>>383175337
they're already a thing (videos at least) for MMD

>>383178926
two african males fighting.webm

leave it to americans to ruin cuck porn forever by making it about race.

>>383187178
>not knowing that homosexuality is actually caused by chemical imbalances that for in the brain during pregnancy and the first few years of life

>>383204746
[citation required]

>>383204746
Actually the best working theory we have is that it has to do with the process of development, specifically the selection of neuron connections that takes place in the earliest years of a persons life
Which would make it no different from any preference or inclination, not just sexual but overall

>>383175005
I wanna see her tiddies

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for tracer fans ONLY
https://mega.nz/#!WBNS3YIL!CRujbVwYg-sUF3gyv-WDjuMenQWXPiodf0ZWPFgLYb0

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>>383196394

>>383196394
>>383201598
>>383201905
>>383205602
This generation is doomed, look at these fucking faggots.

just playin lol yall aint fuckinnobody anyway

>>383178414
How does Doomfist just completely brush off Tracer and Genjis attacks? Hes not a tank or anything

>>383189951

this is the most beautiful animation I've ever seen omg

>>383175303
>>383175303
>>383175303
>>383175303

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>>383180053
>Mei
>worst girl

>>383205897
He had his shield up, in game he has a passive that automatically gives him a powerful barrier when he deals damage.

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>>383206032
>proves it with his image
????

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>>383206032
>posts a literal piggy

This here is the best girl and you literally cannot argue against this.

>>383185323
>super-powered prosthetic

You mean the replacement prosthetic he got when he lost his arm in the aftermath of the Omnic Crisis? The one where it looks like the cybernetics are integrated into his body and probably can't be removed?

That's not the Doomfist. The Doomfist is the giant fucking mecha fist he wears on that arm.

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>>383206468
You're right. Here's a better image.

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>>383207049
Genuinely terrible, Anon.

>>383206971
artist should have learned foundation instead of how to render

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>>383207049
>whale
And how is this good now?

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>>383207049

>>383186891
Quantum nut. Your nut is simultaneously in her, caught in the timestream, and back in your balls.

>>383197150
It's a time thing

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>>383178414
fucking rekt

>>383176039
No, your cum will rocket out her ass and back into your penis.

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>>383207237

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>>383207237
She's cute. Widow is cool too

>>383197150
She phases.

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>>383207695

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>>383207695

>>383207049
>>383207237
>Children with bad taste

Pharrah would be perfect if she wasn't a quadriplegic
D.Va is the best for a quick fuck but you gotta get out of there before she starts talking about stupid Korean shit
Tracer is too flighty for wife material but would rock as an FwB

Sombra is the only real choice here

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>ywn live together with widow and sombra

>>383207695
Fucking second best girl.

Why is she such a QT?

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at what point does age gap yuri go too far

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>>383208026
because

>>383207894
As much as I empathise with Reaper, honestly he went about displaying it the wrong way.

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>>383178215
Why live

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>>383208110
made me cringe/10

>>383208110
>One shot one kill
>holds up 2 fingers
>artist can't count
>bitches can't count

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Could tracer go back in time and fuck her loli self?

>>383208248
Holy shit

Thanks Anon I just found my next fetish

>>383175005
Will she take me back to the past?

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>>383208248
>Could tracer go back in time and fuck her loli self?

No, that would only qualify as masturbation.

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An agent falls in love with a terrorist.

Unable to confess, he is gifted three extra terrorists at no charge. Never minding who they work for, he immediately calls it in, and is overjoyed at the opportunity to enact his flight plan.

But, while on the flight, when he decides to interrogate the terrorists, they provide no information. After some further interrogation, he finds out that one of the terrorists disapproves of the idea of shooting a man prior to throwing him off the aircraft. In fact, that man is Bane. Bane is the agent's political counterpart, who has fallen in love with a nuclear physicist, who too is blissfully unaware of having provided no valuable information to the agent.

Hijinks ensue as the agent tries to physically remove Bane's respirator, in an extremely painful way, in order to prevent the terrorists being equipped with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of Gotham. While Batman chases pussy, DRAMA ensues as the agent and Bane begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.

Has Blizzard ever commented on the hilariously large amounts of porn this game has generated?

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>>383207832
Pharah is cute but Mei hits more spots for me.

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>>383178215

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>>383192420
>tfw all the Doomfist 34 will be forced BLACKED meme shit

>>383208371
KEIT-AI FINDS A WAY

毛糸愛は方法を見つけます

KEIT-AI TROUVE UN MOYEN

KEIT-AI FINDET EINEN WEG

KEIT-AI TROVA UN MODO

KEIT-AI ENCUENTRA UNA MANERA

毛糸愛找到了戏路

게읻애 항상 길을 찾습니다

KEIT-AI BIR YOLUNU BULUR

KEIT-AI ZNAJDZIE SPOSÓB

>>383208371
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139

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>>383208248
Better question: would you fuck yourself if you could travel back in time?

>>383208237
I guess the two fingers counts for the one shot and the one kill. When you think about it could be done both ways.

>>383178414
tracer's gun is a joke

>>383208371
Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.

http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE
https://myanimelist.net/anime/32281/Kimi_no_Na_wa
http://www.forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2016/11/08/kimi-no-na-wa-makes-oscar-consideration-list-for-best-animated-feature/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-11-28/your-name-anime-film-earns-19.4-billion-yen-to-surpass-princess-mononoke/.109255
https://www.madman.com.au/news/your-name-wins-best-animated-film-at-the-los-angeles-critics-awards/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-17/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-china-of-all-time/.110044
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-19/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-thailand-of-all-time/.110097
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-06/shinkai-your-name-film-opens-at-no.1-in-s-korea/.110606
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-05/shinkai-your-name-jumps-41-percent-in-box-office-from-last-weekend/.110671
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films
http://comicbook.com/anime/2017/01/16/kimi-no-na-wa-becomes-highest-grossing-anime-film-ever/
http://animetourism.lab-kadokawa.com/

>>383208556
Who wouldn't? At least anyone that actually comes to /v/ would

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>>383208556
I'd rather do the portal gun thing to suck my own dick.

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>>383208371
FINDS

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>>383175657

Jesus fuck. Seriously, kill your fucking self.

>>383175859
She's actally pretty petite...

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>>383208371
Bane falls in love with a CIA Agent.

Unable to confess, they have the following exchange over the phone.

>"If I told you I loved you would you cry?"
>"You're a straightforward guy."
>"For you."
>"So you got my heart caught. What's the next step of your master plan?"'
>"Confessing the same."

They crashed into each other's hearts WITH NO SURVIVORS.

>>383205935
have you never watched anime? This stuff is serviceable but mediocre

>>383175401

But in the Christmas comic she takes it off....

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>>383208371
Stop crossing the memes.

>>383195082
that was a good game

>>383208686
But that's gay anon.

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>>383208371
TELL ME ABOUT THE BOY
WHY DOES HE CALL THE PHONE?
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A GIRL FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

>>383208903
>not wanting to use a portal gun to lick your own asshole out

YOU are the gay one Anon

>>383208903
As gay as fucking your past self.

>>383179557
Nah bra, his fists do nothing except push people around, trust me. Worst ult.

>>383208556
Nigger if we're talking multiverse I'd go back, grab a bunch of shota me's and have a massive gangbang.

>>383176135
That sounds fuckin rad

>>383209084
>lore
You missed that part mate.

>>383205409
ye, thats why i said 'that form' in the brain during pregnancy and the first few years of life

considering that our consciousness is the result of a chemical reaction, altering the equation during development would have effects like homosexuality, mental disorders and so on

>>383205090
here you are my guy, enjoy
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3296090/

>>383208556
Though narcissistic I'm not gay and incest is nothing more than a kinky option for roleplaying either with a chick, or with amusingly bad captions.

>>383175859
For you

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>>383189951
>>383178414

>BATTLEBORN gets an Anime opening
>/v/ shits on it
>Overwatch gets an Anime
>People fucking love it

EXPLAIN YOURSELF /v/ - The Vidya

>>383181764
In jail

>>383208903
Masturbation is gay?

>>383209401
Overwatch good
Battleborn shit

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When does best girl get her cinematic?

>>383207832
>Pharrah would be perfect if she wasn't a quadriplegic
She's not. It's just the design that makes it look like that.
She has all of her limbs

>>383178414
>tiny british dyke takes first giant african pounding

>>383209627
Hopefully never

>>383209401
Did you see the fucking Naruto run in the Battleborn opening?

Ok wait, in the trailer her Chronal accelerator gets ripped off and she starts blinking everywhere randomly, but in the Christmas comic Tracer is shown to have taken it off and nothing happens.

How the fuck does the chronal accelerator work then? I thought she needed to have it on at all times?

>>383175005
So you assume, what? She like just had it grafted onto her the moment the incident happened?

Why the hell would she die? It's been canonically proven numerous times she won't die without it. It WILL suck for her, though.

>>383210047
There's probably a big difference between Tracer deactivating it and taking it off and someone else violently ripping it off of her

>>383210149

That still doesn't answer the question that Tracer needs to have it on at all times, unless Blizz changed how it works already.

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>>383208556
MY
OWN
CLONE

>>383208050
when the older one is a granny

>>383208358
>masturbation
what is selfcest

>>383208813
>have you never watched anime
No, because I am not a fucking weeb

>>383210251
It has an AOE. Revealed in the carpet muncher comic.

>>383196389
To get to the other side you fucking retard.

ive been desensitized to BLACKED sfm shit, but all i really want to see is doomfist fisting ow girls.

https://youtu.be/-z999vmktIU

How can white bois compete?

>>383210251
She just needs it to be near her. In the that comic there's a small device she can plug it into so she doesn't have to wear it at home.

>>383210476
>I am not a fucking weeb
wdytwa?

>>383210518
Holy shit.

>>383210494
>>383210538

I guess that makes sense. Thanks.

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>>383210721
That was quick.

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>>383210721
I don't even like Zarya but this is great.

>>383207894
>Those fucking DIE DIE DIE pajamas
Absolutely perfect

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>>383178973
>>383181232

>>383211238
>gotta put these problem glasses on to demonstrate my anger towards the patriarchy

>>383211238
wew lad

>>383211341
>>383211430
missed it by seconds, anything noteworthy?

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>>383175657

I really hope this is bait, but on /v/ there's just no way to know anymore.

>>383211578
>Bonita
>Not "Mami"

UNA MIERDA

>>383175005
It just has to be nearby
t. Comic
How the fuck else is she supposed to do lesbian shit

>>383211538
Some dyke getting plowed.

>>383175657

the new generation, ladies and gentlemen.

where everyone's gay and they believe shit like this!

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>>383211538
Zoe Quinn giving her best resting bitch face as she slammed her vag onto dicks

>>383208556
Does anyone have that one comic where a girl finds out her boyfriend is a pedo and then goes back in time so they can molest her self when she was a child? There wasn't anything particularly lewd besides the implications of immediately impending actions.

>>383209452

You're jacking a dude off. How could it not be gay?

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>>383211643
How new?

>>383211958
No I just wanted to clear that up, wasn't contesting it

>>383175657
most lesbians are fat so they have have huge racks

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>>383175005
You tell me

>>383194841
For you

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reminder that if you play this sad excuse of a video game you're part of the problem.

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>>383212038
>tfw your Mexican coworker is a lesbian with small tits but she works out and has a nice midriff

>>383175005
>cakeofcakes
oh OP, you sly dog

>>383209342
But it's not a chemical reaction anon
It's axiomatic and therefore electrical
The chemicals affect the process but we think with electricity, not chemicals

The process in which neuronal connections are selected in early development is where everything comes from, mental disorders, your favourite colour, what kind of person you are, everything, of course it would make the difference between Homosexual and Heterosexual
My point is just that it is no different from the process that decides whether someone likes Red or Blue more, so the answer "Homosexuality is caused by development" is a useless statement
Everything is caused by that process

>>383209640
Nope
It's confirmed
She has no biological limbs

And since they apparently don't have artificial skin tech in Overwatch world that's a straight dealbreaker

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>>383211926
looked too slim to be ZQ pal, can't fool me.

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>>383212234

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>>383212564
Have a (You) on the house, I'm feeling generous tonight.

>>383212217
>tfw you have a qt lesbian friend that loves to cuddle while playing video games

it probably needs to stop because we both have gf's now and I'm worried about developing feelings for her but it feels so nice

>>383211578
Yum!

>>383212564
Who are you trying to fool here?

The best part about this is that Genji is just reflecting Tracer's shots.

>>383212564
>Lying for no reason.
Hello, that kid.

>>383212638
>>383212737
>>383212778
I'm rarely happy to find out I was wrong/got lied to
This is one of those times

Pharrah is best girl

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>>383213215
Welcome to the club

>>383203778
>Why do you care about your genetic line?
I dunno nigger that's kind of a thing where you have to justify the opposite. Why do you want your line to die out?

>>383213676
It's not a desire for my line to die out, I just don't care if it does because I am an intelligent person who can distinguish primal instinctual urges from actual thoughts derived from sapience

What reason do you have to desire the continuation of your genetics outside of petty animalistic drive?

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>>383178414
>>383189951
>Oh look I's Knuckles McFist Punchington
>INSTEAD OF KEEPING MY DISTANCE AND USING RANGE TO MY ADVANTAGE HOW ABOUT I JUST FUCKING WALK UP TO HIM AND FIGHT HIM IN HIS ARMS REACH
>SURELY THIS TACTIC IS WITHOUT FLAW

Like, I get it, they have to make the new hero look all cool and BADASS, but surely if there was even one competent writer at bliz they could have made him look cool without having to make the people he's fighting literally brain-dead.

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>>383215064
Tracer's guns are peashooters from too far away though.

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>>383214875
>I am an intelligent person who can distinguish primal instinctual urges from actual thoughts derived from sapience
No you can't. That's not how psychology works. Human thought processes aren't mechanistic logic, they're informed by personal biases, emotions, value sets, and yes, instinct. The reason people want children, at the most basic level, is because they want to perpetuate their genes.
People who believe that humans are perfectly rational beings are ridiculous. There's a reason we had to construct logic over time, and it's a tool at that, not some intrinsically positive thing.

>>383215498
>just to make their new character look cool they had to put him up against the few characters he'd excel fighting against

Equally as retarded desu. Shoulda had him fight Rein. That would have been an interesting to watch because they're similar and equally matched. Could have done more with the fight than just 'oneshots Genji, and then oneshots tracer'

>>383215590
But being aware of our biases allows us to rise above them, we may never be able to shed them completely but we can factor our knowledge of them into our thought processes and compensate for them
To believe otherwise is to be a slave to thoughts that do not derive from your own consciousness

>>383208819
They said some shit like as long as she's near it it still functions as if it were on her.

>>383178414
>>383178791
Watch closely; you are about to experience, what we call, a nigga moment...

>>383216278
But they do arise from your consciousness. You just don't understand what that consciousness is. Those tendencies that you disdain were instilled in you for a reason and kept your ancestors alive for millennia. Disregarding them is arrogant and reflects a belief that the world of human interaction and personal reflection is the same as the one of scientific inquiry and philosophical abstraction. It is not.

>>383179557
But neither of the apes in Primal Rage were called Winston you idiot, they were called Chaos and Blizzard.

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>>383176307
>censoring God
Well now I really wanna punch god in the face.

>>383212638
her face is so deformed

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>>383175657

>>383215590
>>383216840
>This nigga says all this shit but still side-steps the question asked in >>383214875 and refuses to answer, because he knows his answer is fucking retarded.
Sasuga, /v/.

>>383216840
That was my mistake, I used 'consciousness' when what I meant was 'sapience'
Those tendencies don't keep anyone alive, they keep a species alive, something that matters little to the individual these days, you mistake my lack of care for them as disregard, you can only move past them by accepting their existence, we are not the same as we were and if our only goal is to continue as we are without attempting to move past primal matters such as this then why exist in the first place

Your point is one of stagnation, that we should maintain the beliefs and practices that have held us up so far, it disregards the ability of a sapience to define itself and use gained knowledge to affect the way it thinks
Mine is one of progression, that the luxury we have afforded ourselves as a species through technological and societal advancement should allow us to become different, hopefully better, than what we were

>>383217064
Winston's ultimate ability is Primal Rage, retard.

>>383218075
Newfag dickhead
Get of MY BOARD

>>383218478
Objection: Only newfags can't read properly. As such, you have to leave.

>>383218075
How did Blizzard get the rights to that and make it playable mid match as an ultimate?

>>383218601
A legal loop-hole wherein they're only able to use Blizzard's model due to his name, so they just renamed him once they ported him to Overwatch.

>>383217917
I was dismissing the question. It reflects a disregard for instinct and a pretense of rationality where none exists. People don't care for their children because it's rational to do so. They don't even desire to have or not have children for rational reasons.
>>383217938
Just because you're moving "forward" does not mean that you're moving in a positive direction. The individual also has limited ability to define himself: You're as much where you come from, who you were born to and how you grew up as you are what you've done and identified with since. Your desire for progress is not a desire to actually advance the species, it's to atomize the individual, soak him in nihilistic rationality, and thereby destroy him.

>>383192078

You fucked it up again.

It's

Schrodinger and Heisenberg are driving down the road when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop takes their papers and hears something from the trunk. He opens the trunk and there's a dead cat.

"Sir, do you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?" he asks

"Well, he's dead now you ass." says Schrodinger from the passenger seat.

The cop frowns and turns to Heisenberg. "Sir, I pulled you over for speeding, did you realize you were going ninety miles an hour?"

Heisenberg looks out the window and swears. "Aw fuck, thanks a lot buddy, now I'm lost."

>anime anime anime anime anime reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

How in the fuck was that promo anime. It was western as fuck. It was the same style as Batman or Justice League or every other DC cartoon/movie

>>383219021
It's actually a Chinese studio so a kinda mixed from both

>>383218851
>I don't have an answer that isn't retarded so I refuse to answer it.
Okay, champ that's all you had to admit.

>>383178414
Buenos dias Lena

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>>383219389
>"the question is shit and has a shit premise"
>n-no you just have a shit answer
Whatever bud.

>>383219675
How is it a shit question?
What reason do you have to breed and "Pass on your line," outside of an animalistic urge?

It's a simple question. However, rather than answer, you'd rather rant than admit you don't have one.

>>383218851
Well yeah, that's why I said 'hopefully'

You're just stating all the things that affect the development, not making an argument for why a sapience is not able to define themselves fully, sure, all thoughts must have axiomatic basis but within those, quite vast, limits one's ability to define themselves is nearly infinite
If this was not true we would see all identical twins raised in the same environment turn out to be basically the same person yet this is very rarely the case

>it's to atomize the individual, soak him in nihilistic rationality, and thereby destroy him
I see the problem, you're not nihilistic, spend some more time contemplating the nature of existence, it's the only logical endpoint

>>383175657
There is no such thing as a "lesbian".
Women are generally bisexual.

Gay's exist but not in the women kind. Women are more emotional beings. If a man provides it with a certain emotion, it'll latch on to it like a leech.

>>383220129
t. Male with a dick a lesbo straight fetish.

>>383219675
I'm the guy that asked the question
How is the premise shit?
The desire to pass on our genetics comes from basic instinct, not the mechanisms that cause Sapience, we know this because the same desire is present in almost all animals (I say almost because what the fuck is up with Pandas)
So, what is it, other than that non-sapience related basic instinct, that gives the urge to pass on genes

>>383220193
you don't read so good huh, it's not dick a lesbo straight it's 'provide' a lesbo bi

>>383219957
The question assumes that a further justification is needed when all other reasons for having children can be reduced to that anyway. It's almost a non-question.

>>383219965
Fair enough. I disagree with your worldview but absolutely nothing I can say will change it and you won't change mine so arguing over it is pointless.