How are they gonna continue the No More Heroes plot?

Dunno but WHEN is a better question.

With another metaphor of the relationship between the videogame market and consumers.

>hey Travis the UAA is back here's 10 more weirdos, hope they actually talk to you like in the first game

Wow that was hard

>>383173598
There were metaphors like that in the previous games?

>>383173661
But in the first game Travis quits and only comes back in the second because of his best friend Bishop's murder.

Also the second game's bosses do talk to him, not the ghost kid though.

Didn't they say it might not even be NMH 3 yet? I thought it was just "The game is gonna focus on Travis but it's not exactly NMH 3."

>>383173861
He only said he hasn't decided the name yet, which could be referring to the subtitle since NMH2 had the name ''Desperate Struggle''.

>>383173714
The NMH games are actually pretty insanely well-written. There's criticism of the video game market, the moral dichotomy between killers and who control the killers, Travis' entire existence is a spectacular lens on that particular dichotomy since he serves as an example of the assassin having a moral highground to his superiors.

>>383174048
Yeah I get that but, metaphors about video game consumers? Never seen that one before.

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character select, play as Travis, Shinobu or Henry for either each mission or each one having a separate campaign.

and no horrible NMH2 jumping sections, but LIT seems to have shown Grasshopper can do them right now.

>How are they gonna continue the No More Heroes plot?
They're not. Why do you retards actually pay no fucking attention.

Hell, it's like you didn't even notice anything about 2's plot.

>>383174887
it'll be about Travis and Sylvia's daughter Jeane becoming an assassin, with Travis helping from the shadows under his new name Freddy Fieldgoal.

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>>383172928
Either by a new and improved Assassin Organization or by making it kinda Killer 7 / Devil May Cry where him and Shinobu do mercenary missions to overthrow crime bosses and serial killers etc to honor his sister's memory. They could also reveal that their dad was head of his own association and killing anyone involved. To add to this, Silvia could have been apart of this original group and that's why she has so much knowledge about them. This could tie in with Henry somehow and hopefully result with him and Shinobu being true playable characters.

Also maybe go into whether or not Travis turned Henry into a full blown cuck considering the ending. The baby girl is also named Jeane so I'm sure Henry or Silvia know more about her and their origins.

I'd really like Naomi, Lovikov and Thunder Ryu to make appearances.

>>383175970
Isn't Ryu dead?

>>383174381
It makes sense when you consider each assassin to be violent vidya and the UAA to be publishers/players of said vidya.

>>383176070
So was Destroyman in the first game.

>>383176462
Yeah but Destroyman was split in half and him coming back fits his joke character nature.

Ryu was blown into bloody bits.

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>>383176070
He's basically Jedi tier and exists as a spirit. He seems to be able to remain present in the physical world as much as he wants. I wouldn't mind if he stayed that way.

But I wouldn't be surprised if they pulled some DBZ type shit and have him appear with a halo or maybe go a darker route and have him be brought back via ritual. The series loves referencing so maybe like a Poltergeist joke.

>>383176565
Somehow they'll bring Destroyman back.

>>383177187
They pretty much have to, maybe an Akira reference where a bunch of tiny mostly robotic Destroymans join together and you need to use a new version of the gundam

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It's gonna be No More Heroes: Assassin Run or some shitty indie shit

>>383177801
Or maybe they uploaded his mind into a computer.

>>383177842
Your waifu's feelings caused everyone to die

>>383178024
delet this

>>383177889
If it's still a gundam fight, I'm cool with it.

>>383177889
And he's managing an assembly line of mass produced new Destroyman bodies.

Play as shinobu as the main charscter. And no platforming

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>>383178024
>implying she's my waifu

She's just a smugfu, don't get ahead of yourself, Mami is the only magical girl waifu for me

>>383178239
I'd rather play as Henry.

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Boys,
I've never played a NMH game. Are they good? Should I catch up on the series before the inevitable release of the third one?

>>383178617
yes

>>383178617
Yes, though keep in mind they shine more in their likable characters and wacky universe more than deep, complex gameplay.

>>383178617
>the inevitable release of the third one?
Pfffft

>>383178617
Yes and yes. I'd say play the first on the Wii, as Heroes Paradise on PS3 looks good but is somewhat of a pain on a controller (haven't tried it with the movie). The original was my first instance where I felt motion controls actually benefitted a game.

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>>383178307
So you enjoy posting the reason best girl died... You disgust me.

>>383172928
Travis' daughter Jeane who ends up entering the game like her father did. She thinks her dad is a jackass, but as the game goes on starts acting more and more like him.

Travis is her trainer throughout the game/secret boss, but is in disguise the entire time. The disguise consists entirely of a fake mustache but no one ever calls him out on it.

>>383178617
Both are great but be aware that they're basically well polished arcade games with really good characters and writing.

Play them on the Wii to get the full experience including stroking yourself to be at max power

>>383179107
>>383175086
Wait, did I miss something? He has a daughter called Jeane?

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>>383174564

tfw this fuckface had like a vaginion points of HP in hard mode in NMH1 and an insta kill, so you could be like 20 minutes fighting and if you fucked up, it was all over.

I would totally play this game if it did not have waggle.
You guys are fags.

>>383179107
Please god this. I'd like a lot of humor and some genuine emotion. Call out easy award-bait shit like last of us and god of war, but make it more real as a result.

>>383178617
They're repetitive, but the characters and style of the game are very memorable. It's worth trying.

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>>383178998
I just can't win today :(

>>383178617
Def. worth it for some boss fights and the writing. Play them.

>>383179260
it should only ever happen to you once though, just like Bad Girl's. It's really obvious when it's starting up.

>>383179287
Then play the PS3 version for NMH1 and with classic controller on NMH2.

I actually prefer the motion controls which is rare.

>>383179614
I had no idea the PS3 version existed.
Thanks faggot!

>>383179691
Learn to google faggit

100% sure the game either ends with you killing Travis or if Suda wants to be funny starts with you killing Travis

>>383180612
As the man behind Killer 7, I would think he's a bit more clever than that.

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>>383172928
>Opening scene in some bar in the middle of nowhere
>Travis drinking alone while the barman potters about
>"Ah so you're finally here huh... What took you so long?"
>"That bastard really fucked us over with that cop out shitty ending last time huh?!"
>Travis turns to the camera
>"Come on, it's time to strike again!"
>NMH3 is a globe spanning adventure as Travis rejoins the UAA one last time to go after SUDA51

>>383180818
Oh that's right, he's directing this gamae.

>>383172928
With abandon.

>>383172928
They are not, it's a new game

>>383172928
You play as a completely new character and Travis is the final boss.

>>383178617
They're so awful that they're amazing. The gameplay is shit, yet also happens to hit that sweet spot where it's still playable enough to want to experience the rest of the game. The characters are cliche and over the top as fuck and that's totally fine.

It's so goofy. I love it.

The music is genuinely great if you've got eclectic tastes though.

>>383181459
I wouldn't call the gameplay shit, just nothing special and the regular enemies are a grind, but the bosses are very fun and varied.

>>383178798
I actually much preferred 2 with the Wii's Classic Controller Pro.

>>383174564
GTA-style, three protags.

Sumio with Catherine for puzzle solving
Emil with pistol for long range murder
Travis with his katana for close range murder

Will this be multiplat though?

>>383180985
>SUDA 12-40 are killed via cutscenes

>>383181853
>SUDA51 is killed offscreen after he commitgs sudoku for let it die flopping

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>>383172928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHGWL1BzfzE

It's not even NMH3 yet
Suda51 said that he will make a indie game with Travis as a secondary character. He doesn't even know what the fuck he was talking about, mostly because he was full shit in his part of the presentation

It can easily be a 2D platform trash like most indie games

>>383181782
PC release when!? I'd rebuy 1 for a third time to play with mouse and keyboard.

>>383180997
He's not directing No More Heroes 3, however.

>>383182198
Is this the video with the translator who spilled his spaghetti when Suda went off script?

>>383182421
>>383182198

But we don't know if this is NMH3. He said he hasn't decided on the name yet which could be just the subtitle like NMH2 had.
http://www.siliconera.com/2017/01/16/suda51-hopes-collaborate-artists-indie-games-new-no-heroes/

>>383182636
He talked about indie games the whole time he was on the Switch stage and later showed for the Devolver thing.

You're an idiot.

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>>383182338
I really want them to re-release the games on modern systems/PC. NMH having the extra content from the PS3 version but the art style from the Wii version and NMH2 but with the added option of playing as Sir Henry Motherfucker complete with cutscene alterations.

>>383182636
>However, this time around I’m thinking about having all kinds of other people participate as well. Whenever I go to events overseas, I occasionally have people say ‘Whenever you start working on a new No More Heroes game, please let me do the character designs.’ And they’re pretty famous people. So I think it’d be cool to have such collaborations
>Suda51 is legitimate interesting in western trash

Why are we hyped again?

>>383182707
What does that matter? He said he wants to collaborate with devs that happen to be indie devs as stated in the article. In fact he said he forgot to mention more about the game in his presentation.

>>383182982
He already said Yusuke Kosaki is the artist for the game though, and the OP image is just that.

>>383182983
>he forgot to mention that it was No More Heroes when presenting it
You are a flat fucking moron.

By letting you play as his daughter

>>383183156
No, he forgot to mention that it's a new game and not a port, he says so in the article.

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>>383182636
>"If you could just expect it for sometime after next year. We’ll release information bits at a time, so please look forward to that"

Switch is all about vaporware at this point

>>383183332
>vaporware
NMH3, Prime 4, what else?

>>383183287
Why are you saying this when it has no relevance? The point I made is that it is not NMH 3.

>>383183508
And the point I said is that you don't know that.

Let the corpse rot, godamn it.
Don't continue the fucking franchise, stop endorsing companies milking names dry. That's what leads to eventual shitty games that only have a name to show, like Fallout 4.
Why force the plot to continue if it closed itself already?

>>383183508
It means the presentation is incomplete and should not be used as reference when the 4gamer interview shows more.

>>383183719
It's only been 2 games, the last one releasing 7 years ago, and he didn't even get to direct the second one which people felt was worse than the first. NMH deserves a better epilogue than that.

>>383183618
>talks the entire time about meeting indie devs and wanting to collaborate them
>says "Travis will be in the game"
>doesn't have a name for the game
>literally working with Devolver on it
You're an idiot.

>>383183719
Except NMH is actually a good series worth preserving with only 2 games, and the second game was by all means unfinished.

>>383183882
>>talks the entire time about meeting indie devs and wanting to collaborate them
So?
>says "Travis will be in the game"
So?
>doesn't have a name for the game
So?
>literally working with Devolver on it
So?

Amazing, none of what you said proves it's not NMH3. Good job arguing based on 100% assumptions.

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>>383178617
you play for the bosses. they're style over substance to the nth degree

>>383183840
>It's only been 2 games
And it should have been one. Suda himself says he hates making sequels, and if you actually payed attention at all 2 is a huge fuck you to anyone who wanted a sequel to NMH where the writing is concerned, which makes sense since obviously a sequel to NMH was dumb anyway and it was a publisher pushed cashgrab.

>>383184000
>Good job arguing based on 100% assumptions.
Good job having 0% reading comprehension and being 100% retarded.

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Travis is the final boss/villain
It's too obvious

The question is whether or not Shinobu is the one to kill his boy pussy

>>383178798
id recommend the wii version for visuals too. The style change on the ps3 looks fucking weird even if textures are techinically better

>>383184216
All you're doing is assuming it's not NMH3 because Suda says he'd like to work with indie devs and is so early in development he hasn't even started on it according to the interview, much less even gotten a name.

Keep repeating the same shit over and over, it won't make you right no matter what.

>>383184084
NMH2 is better t b h, no shitty ass money grinding which is what killed the first game for me and the gameplay has been improved by making demon trigger not be random anymore. Is it because the final boss isn't a cool guy like Henry?

>>383184385
>All you're doing is assuming it's not NMH3
Nope.

I've said assuming it's NMH 3 is beyond retarded and shown why.

Again, good job having 0% reading comprehension and being 100% retarded as well as hypocritical.

>>383184526
What does any of this have to do with what I said? Are you completely illiterate or is this just some troll bullshit?

>>383184335
That will be New New Destroy Man

>>383179231
She makes a single cameo at the end of the first game with Sylvia, staring at a painting of her dad fighting Henry.

>>383184531
>Nope.
Yep.

Again, all you're doing is making assumptions, you have zero proof and Suda could easily say tomorrow that it's NMH3.
>hypocritical
How?

>>383183421
SMTHD project (according to Famitsu in April issue, the dev didn't even started yet), Pokemon, untitled Tales that Bamco mentioned in a Famitsu issue, Taiko Drum game mentioned by the artist, Fire Emblem mainline announced in that FE Direct, Derby Stallion game announced some months ago and the new Story of Season game (formerly Harvest Moon)

Maybe I'm forgetting something but this is all I remember now

>>383173817
Didn't the first game also said that the UAA was a scam and yet none of it mattered on the second?

>>383184680
>New New Destroy Man
Jesus

>>383184668
I'm saying it's not a ''cash grab'' like you said and that it's actually a good game. A third game would be more than welcome hence the excitement over the initial announcement.

How is it a corpse and how is it being raped?

DESSSSSSSSSTRRROOOOOYYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN

COME GET SOME

>>383184724
FE was said to release in 2018. And why even mention run of the mill trash like Taiko and Story of Seasons when this is about what the Switch is worth for? Might as well mention Monopoly.

>>383184712
>Yep.
Wow, you are so retarded you are now aggressively claiming I think something that I don't just so you can "win" your little internet fight. Good job retard, very cute.

>all you're doing is making assumptions
Nope! Nice try again you retarded hypocrite, you. I posted hard facts that nothing he has said is that this is NMH 3. I posted the complete truth that assuming it is NMH 3 is retarded since there is no proof of it being NMH 3.

You making shit up and crying about how I won't eat your bullshit doesn't make you right no matter how much you throw your little tantrum.

I assumed nothing, Suda could come out and say it's NMH 3 tomorrow and I'd still be right, because until he does that tomorrow there is still no proof, which is what I've said.

>>383184526
Well, Bat Jr. is a shitty boss, you got that right.

>>383184823
>I'm saying it's not a ''cash grab''
>made solely due to the popularity of the first one
>Suda didn't want to make it so he didn't bother beyond writing, which as said was making fun of people for wanting one
>declared "unfinished" by others who defend it
Evidence is against you there, boyo. Not sure why you're asking me about necrophilia though, what you're into is not my business.

>>383185041
>Wow, you are so retarded you are now aggressively claiming I think something that I don't just so you can "win" your little internet fight. Good job retard, very cute.
Please point out what did I say that you think that you actually don't.
>Nope! Nice try again you retarded hypocrite,
You've yet to say why I'm a hypocrite so I'm going to guess you're just looking for insults to throw for no reason.
>. I posted hard facts that nothing he has said is that this is NMH 3
You said you think this doesn't seem to be NMH3 simply because he's working with indie devs. That proves nothing.
>You making shit up
Please point out what did I make up.
>I assumed nothing,
Yes you did, you're assuming it's not NMH3, that's an assumption.

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Who is best girl and why is it Margaret Moonlight?

>>383185240
>>made solely due to the popularity of the first one
Every sequel ever confirmed for cash grab.
>Suda didn't want to make it so he didn't bother beyond writing, which as said was making fun of people for wanting one
Okay?
>declared "unfinished" by others who defend it
Are you this desperate to find arguments?

>>383184335
>Travis is the final boss/villain
This.

Although everyone here keeps memeing about having Shinobu or Henry be the main characters, which would be great, but what if they made it Travis' and Sylvia's son or their daughter from the end of the first game?

Travis' son will appear in 3.

It will have Travis trying to get his son out of the world's strongest killers circle by having to kill his way up the ranks one last time. The theme of the game will be about salvation.

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>>383185240
>Suda didn't want to make it so he didn't bother beyond writing, which as said was making fun of people for wanting one

I really wondered why I liked NMH2 more.
That explains a lot.

Alright, motherfuckers. Favorite boss themes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_YbWGbx5JM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehrl04eVkRw

>>383185335
>Please point out what did I say that you think that you actually don't.
>Please point out what did I make up.
>>383184000
>none of what you said proves it's not NMH3. Good job arguing based on 100% assumptions.
>>383184385
>All you're doing is assuming it's not NMH3
>>383184712
>Yep.
>>383185335
>You said you think this doesn't seem to be NMH3 s
>>383185335
>you're assuming it's not NMH3
There you go.

>You've yet to say why I'm a hypocrite
No, retard, I've told you multiple times. And you keep repeating it. So let's spell it out for your retarded ass AGAIN.

I said ASSUMING IT'S NMH 3 WITH NO PROOF IS RETARDED, HERE IS PROOF THERE IS NO PROOF IT'S NMH 3. You then claim I'm assuming it's not NMH 3, something you made up and are hypocritically claiming, since you're fine with your assumptions being truths but the complete lack of assumptions on my side is now assumptions and wrong despite not existing.

>That proves nothing.
Being my point.

>>383185580
That could be real neato
Bonus points if he's the direct opposite of Travis

>>383185496
>Every sequel ever confirmed for cash grab.
Nice strawman, really cool.
>Okay?
Yeah, glad to see you can admit you were wrong there. Nice going, though odd use of punctuation.
>Are you this desperate to find arguments?
Good deflection, really digging the irony since you still have yet to post any argument.

>>383172928
What did Suda say exactly?
I think he said Travis was going to be on Switch, not that they were making NMH3, right?
As far as we know that might just mean he's in Smash and that's it

>>383186067
>What did Suda say exactly?
He's collaborating with Indie devs across the world to make a Switch game and Travis is in it. He is writing and directing this new game, whatever it is, since it's not in pre-production yet and doesn't even have a name.

He then later pretty much showed he's working with Devolver on his new game.

That's pretty much it.

>>383185906
>There you go.
I don't see it, that's me pointing out that you said it's not NMH.
>I said ASSUMING IT'S NMH 3 WITH NO PROOF IS RETARDED
But here you said straight up that it's not NMH3>>383183508

>since you're fine with your assumptions being truths
But I didn't make any assumptions claiming them as truth. I'm only arguing against your claims of it not being NMH3.
>but the complete lack of assumptions on my side is now assumptions and wrong despite not existing.
But you are making assumptions, you said it's not NMH3 based on Suda saying he's working with indie devs.

>>383186180
>Devolver
So I guess we can expect a quarter baked game that won't stop referencing hotline miami then?

>>383185987
>Bonus points if he's the direct opposite of Travis
Hadn't thought of that.

Maybe Travis and Sylvia separated and he was raised by his mother or something? Raised to hate his father or didn't care for him being out of his life?

I liked the idea of their child being a daughter like in NMH1's ending and basically being a female Travis Touchdown.

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>>383186323
>But here you said straight up that it's not NMH3>>383183508
Stopped here, yawn.

I need to go back and play these games. Flawed but fun with charm like all Suda 51 games.

>>383186018
>Nice strawman, really cool.
It's not, you are using a point to prove how something is a cash grab, I'm pointing out how retarded that point is.
>Yeah, glad to see you can admit you were wrong there
How? You said Suda only wrote the game, how does that prove the game is bad or anything?
>Good deflection
Honey, saying that ''other people feel it's unfinished'' is not an argument. It doesn't prove anything.
>still have yet to post any argument.
Um, hello?
>>383184823
>>383184526

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Let´s give Travis a fake cancer, make him believe that he is going to die soon (Sylvia could do that perfectly) and he will remember that the only times where he felt alive was during all those fights.

Throw at him some new weirdos to kill and make the game ends with Travis being the Ultimate Killer or some shit like that.

And Sylvia needs bigger tits.

>>383186498
Any of those scenarios could work though I fear that would be expecting a lot from suda

>>383186652
>I'm pointing out how retarded that point is.
That's funny, considering you didn't do that at all, you just said something retarded that wasn't what I said.
>You said Suda only wrote the game, how does that prove the game is bad or anything?
I don't know if you're just pretending to be illiterate or you've gone into "I'll just ignore what you said and reply anyway" troll mode.
>Honey
Stopped here, you clearly have nothing to actually say.

>>383186513
I don't understand, you're saying I'm retarded for not realizing that one guy in the reply chain wasn't you? Then why argue against it when I was replying to someone saying ''he's not directing No More Heroes 3''? >>383182421

>>383186745
>soldering her tongue
owie

>>383186784
Female Travis Touchdown daughter wouldn't be expecting too much, would it? Though she'd basically be Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw, wouldn't she? I never played that game, though I should now that I have money.

>>383187097
I forgot about that game. It's pretty good and funny.

>>383186989
Because I'm tired of seeing dumbfucks pretend this is confirmed NMH 3 all the time, your arguments clearly place you as one of those people since you were taking it up like that. I didn't read those posts, I read yours, and you're a babbling moron.

>>383186895
>That's funny, considering you didn't do that at all
Yes I did, a sequel is made because the first one was succesful. You are using that very point to claim it's a cash grab.
>I don't know if you're just pretending to be illiterate or you've gone into "I'll just ignore what you said and reply anyway" troll mode
How did I ignore anything? You're the one ignoring my points, and now you're dodging arguments here like in:
>Stopped here, you clearly have nothing to actually say.
Embarassing.

>>383187191
It pretty much is confirmed to be. Suda just said it wouldn't necessarily be called nmh3

>>383186745
I had an idea where you could play as Travis Touchdown in his 30's, but now he's working a steady office job or something but it's boring. By day, you could work a bland, boring, and tedious job, where you might have various minigames to complete, but by night, you'd play as a Travis getting back into the assassination game, sort of like an adult trying to get back into video games or something. Although come to think of it, a boring retail job or something would make more sense.

>>383179231
>>383179107
>>383184687
Jeane is his half-sister you fucking idiots

>>383187097
You know that sort of personality is pretty different from him, very preppy.
She could definitely be like that.

I only say it's expecting a lot due to him apparently collaborating with indie devs and devolver.
Might not be anywhere near the level of the first two games if the anon in this thread is right.

>>383187341
>It pretty much is confirmed to be
Prove it.

>>383187191
>Because I'm tired of seeing dumbfucks pretend this is confirmed NMH 3 all the time
But this thread is about fan theories, why are you so uppity about it?
> I didn't read those posts, I read yours, and you're a babbling moron.
Cool, call me a moron even though it was shown you're the one that jumped into the argument and didn't know what I was even talking about and acted surprised when I pointed out I was talking in reference to another person's claims.

>>383187226
>Yes I did, a sequel is made because the first one was succesful. You are using that very point to claim it's a cash grab.
You deliberately misreading this isn't an argument.
>How did I ignore anything?
By claiming
>How? You said Suda only wrote the game, how does that prove the game is bad or anything?
Was what I said.
>dodging arguments
You shitposting isn't an argument, and yes, you are an embarrassment, I imagine your parents would be happier in life if you were to slit your wrists so they didn't have to keep thinking about all their mistakes. I'm not going to provide you many more (Yous) unless you stop the bullshit.

>>383187406
https://gamerant.com/travis-touchdown-switch-suda-51-2017/

He doesn't want to say it's nmh3 but it considering they showed art for Travis I don't see why it wouldn't be.

>>383187662
>You deliberately misreading this isn't an argument.
Are you going to point out what did I misread or just keep repeating yourself over and over? You're not helping your case you know.
>Was what I said.
But you did, see >>383185240
>You shitposting isn't an argument
Do tell where am I shitposting.
> I imagine your parents would be happier in life if you were to slit your wrists so they didn't have to keep thinking about all their mistakes. I'm not going to provide you many more (Yous) unless you stop the bullshit.
You know these kinds of posts are in the same vein as ''ugh I could totally destroy your argument but I'm going to sleep''? why say this if you're gonna make yourself look like one of those cowardly people?

>>383187846
You being retarded doesn't prove anything beyond the fact it's a good thing you won't breed.

>>383179691
>>383179614
PS3 version still has 6axis jacking off

>>383185240
Suda's sentiments towards the game doesn't make it bad. One of the creators of Metroid Prime doesn't like the game yet it's still hailed as one of the best of all time.

>>383187976
Tell me how all the evidence we've seen doesn't imply a sequel? Your autism is getting in the way.

I get laid every week you faggot sperg.

>>383187939
>Are you going to point out what did I misread
I did, multiple times. Learn to read.
>But you did, see
Now that's funny, I see there are other words in that exact line! Funny how you could link the post but you're still going to pretend it doesn't say what it says.
>Do tell where am I shitposting.
>Every sequel ever confirmed for cash grab.
>Are you this desperate to find arguments?
>Honey
>>383187226
>you're dodging arguments
>Embarassing.
>You know these kinds of posts are in the same vein as [stopped reading because why bother]
There you go.
I think we're at the end of the line here, sport, your last (You) has arrived unless you put in some effort.

>>383188354
Suda's sentiment makes it evident it's a cashgrab instead of a sequel he wanted to make, because he didn't. I don't see where it being bad or not comes into that.

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>>383187393
Just had another idea:

>Travis Touchdown is your stereotypical video game nerd/geek
>Travis' daughter is a video game geek too but the normie sort
>game has her call out and make fun of stereotypical video game geeks for being stereotypical video game geeks

>>383188418
>I did, multiple times. Learn to read.
All you're doing is saying ''I didn't say that'', that does not point out what did I misread, you're supposed to tell me what you really meant.
>Now that's funny, I see there are other words in that exact line!
So? Am I wrong in saying that you said Suda was only a writer for this game? This is about the game's quality, it doesn't matter if Suda thinks it's the antichrist.
>There you go.
How is any of that shitposting?

>>383188369
>Tell me how all the evidence we've seen doesn't imply a sequel?
There is no evidence implying it's a sequel. You're the one who's autistic here since you see Travis and immediately declare the game is a sequel despite him talking about the game since and nothing pointing to it being a sequel. You'll probably flip out when you hear about Travis in killer7 and declare that game a sequel to NMH too. I didn't say it isn't NMH 3, but declaring it NMH 3 right now is as retarded as any other retarded thing you could possibly do.

>I get laid every week you faggot sperg.
Oh, I'm sure. Totally. That's why you feel the need to throw that out along with "faggot sperg" and "autism".

>>383188801
Relax sperg your projection is just embarrassing.

>>383188524
Just because he didn't want to make it doesn't mean the game's a cash grab.
>I don't see where it being bad or not comes into that
Your original post claimed the series was a corpse and that it's being raped, how the hell does NMH2 being bad or not not matter here?

And why even mention that when Suda is the one that wants to make this new game? He's even directing it.

>>383188795
>you're
>quality
See look, I can change everything you said by removing words too! Thanks for the compliment. After all you did say "you're" "quality" to me. It's right there in your post. You might want to work on your English though.

>>383184680
and after New protagonist kills him he becomes New New New Destroyman.

>>383189032
Looks like you realized you can't argue back to you're resorting to acting like a condescending prick.

>>383189026
>Just because he didn't want to make it doesn't mean the game's a cash grab.
That's actually literally what it means.
>Your original post claimed the series was a corpse and that it's being raped
Oh, you're new here, that's cute. No, kid, "Anonymous" isn't my username, and if you look it's on your post too. You see, there is more than just you and me in this thread and on this very board, let alone the others! I hope you enjoy your stay.
>And why even mention that when Suda is the one that wants to make this new game
Oh boy, you're retarded, that's okay though, I'll help you out here. Suda wants to make a new game. Good for him, so he's directing one now. That doesn't magically erase NMH 2 or make his new game NMH 3.

>>383189008
>deflects and runs away
You ran out of buzzwords when it was shown you had no argument so now you just throw a fit. Cute.

>>383189163
So by doing literally, exactly, what you did I demonstrated I " realized you can't argue back to you're resorting to acting like a condescending prick."? Okay, so nice of you to declare those things about yourself then, whatever you feel like man, but again, you should work on your English.

>>383189349
>That's actually literally what it means.
No it doesn't, a cash grab implies the game's a piece of shit. A single man's opinion doesn't dictate the whole game's state. Stephen King called Kubrick's movie adaptation of his book The Shining crap, does that mean it is? I mean, it's the creator after all.
>Oh, you're new here, that's cute. No, kid, "Anonymous" isn't my username, and if you look it's on your post too.
This is a reply chain, if you're not the original poster that this argument is based of then say something like ''not him but''.
>Oh boy, you're retarded, that's okay though, I'll help you out here. Suda wants to make a new game. Good for him, so he's directing one now. That doesn't magically erase NMH 2 or make his new game NMH 3.
???

Did you mix up your replies here? The ''this is nmh3 or not'' reply chain is not this one you know.

>>383189642
>exactly, what you did
But I didn't. All this time I've been arguing against your points. You can't argue back so you're resorting to claiming that I misread even though I already explained how I didn't, yet you ignored that and kept being condescending without continuing to argue. You are being petty and making mountains out of molehills. It doesn't help your argument one bit and all it proves is that you cannot argue and your point is wrong.

>>383189727
>a cash grab implies the game's a piece of shit
So you don't know the difference between an implication and a statement? Okay.
>King created Kubrick's movie
Uh...
>This is a reply chain
And people are allowed to join.
>Did you mix up your replies here?
Nope, that would be you if this is now irrelevant, since you're the one who randomly stated
>And why even mention that when Suda is the one that wants to make this new game? He's even directing it.
In a discussion you're now claiming is solely about NMH2.

>>383189964
>But I didn't
Lie.
>All this time I've been arguing against your points
Stopped since you're still just repeating the same nonsense again and again and again. No, you deliberately twisted and ignored what I said so you could argue with points you made up in place of what I said. So I did the same thing to you and you've now been crying about it since. You have yet to argue with my points, unlike >>383189727 who's had some form of education it appears since he can read whole sentences. I told you I'd be done giving you (You)s if you put forth no more effort, looks like we've gotten to your last chance, I shouldn't have been this kind to you, but I am charitable, I know you need the attention.

>>383190049
>So you don't know the difference between an implication and a statement? Okay.
You are calling the game a cash grab, that only applies to bad games.
>Uh...
He created the book that it's based of, much like NMH2 is based on NMH1 by being a sequel.
>And people are allowed to join.
Don't play dumb, you know exactly what's wrong here. If you see 2 people arguing about what each other said, join in and expect not to be confused with the other person, you're pretty dense. Especially since the argument IS based around what the original poster claimed.
>Nope, that would be you if this is now irrelevant, since you're the one who randomly stated
>In a discussion you're now claiming is solely about NMH2.
I didn't say that at all, I said the one arguing about whether or not Suda's current game is NMH3 or not is another one.
>>And why even mention that when Suda is the one that wants to make this new game? He's even directing it.
This line is related to the original post claiming another entry would be raping the series corpse, because Suda's the one making it, it wouldn't be a ''cash grab'' like you said NMH2 was but now I don't know who said what because of you.

>>383178798
The simple recharging of your sword and finishing enemies were small but worked flawlessly with the gameplay and feel of the game, that's what made the motion controls so great.

>>383189450
Not sure how that was throwing a fit. You got triggered and responded by telling me I'll never breed. In reality I get more pussy in a week than you will in your whole life.

The reveal of a new no more heroes during the switch conference had a new image of Travis. No more heroes was already remade for the PS3. How could you conclude it's anything but a sequel? Disputing that it's very likely a sequel can only be the result of severe aspergers.

>>383190895
>You are calling the game a cash grab, that only applies to bad games.
I'm calling a cash grab a cash grab, something made to profit off the success while it's high regardless of artistic intention. That's what it is, I don't know what you want.
>He created the book that it's based of, much like NMH2 is based on NMH1 by being a sequel.
He didn't write the film.

>>383190349
>Lie.
Looks like you didn't read >>383188795 where I showed how I didn't misread your points.
> No, you deliberately twisted and ignored what I said
The only thing you've pointed out that I ''misread'' was the line about Suda being a writer and I already explained that here >>383188795
which is the post you decided to ignore for the sake of your buffoonery.

>>383191190
>Not sure how that was throwing a fit
When presented with evidence you got upset just threw out insults and nothing else because you had no argument. That's throwing a fit.

>You got triggered
Cute irony here.

>In reality I get more pussy in a week than you will in your whole life.
Yeah, I'm sure. You keep telling yourself that.

>The reveal of a new no more heroes during the switch conference
I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were talking about fantasy events, please show me some documentation there, boyo.

>>383191206
>I'm calling a cash grab a cash grab,
But a cash grab is a bad product, like Titanic 2. NMH2 not being exactly the most passionate project of the original's creator Suda51 doesn't make it a cash grab because it was actually well received.
>He didn't write the film.
So? Did you not read the line you're replying to? Or are you implying that NMH2 wouldn't be a cash grab if Suda hadn't written it? He's the creator of the original and he's calling this work that's based on it (much like NMH2) a sham, that's exactly the scenario going on here.

>>383191523
Do yourself a favor and sterilize yourself

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KIEQg3Hrc6k

>>383191769
>But a cash grab is a bad product
I defined cash grab for you, and if you google it and look at wiktionary or whatever the fuck it will tell you a cashgrab is something made solely for money, you want to keep arguing your made up definition? I don't care. I explained what I said for your benefit and your only argument against it is "well I want it to mean something else". Not sure how that gets anyone anywhere.
>So?
So it's a different scenario. Your also comparing adaptation across mediums to sequels which is baffling to begin with. And yeah, when someone makes it clear they don't want to do a thing on an artistic level but does it for money that makes it a fucking cashgrab.

>>383191972
Keep projecting there kiddo.

Nice video of Suda saying he's making a Switch game with Indie devs that has Travis in it. Kind of a weird thing to post though, or are you claiming Smash Bros Brawl is a Zelda game too?

>>383174564
>Shinobu
Please no

>>383192415
I can't tell if you're pretending or are actually retarded. I feel sorry for you either way.

>>383172928

Why worry about this shit at all? Why not just let them give us more of the same? That's all I really want.

And no, Shinobu and that other fag can fuck off. I want to play as Travis, not them.

>>383192219
>I defined cash grab for you, and if you google it and look at wiktionary or whatever the fuck it will tell you a cashgrab is something made solely for money
And one the first things I said was how using that logic then every sequel is a cash grab. You added the part about ''regardless of artistic intention'', mind you, don't try to pretend you didn't. Hell every commercial sold product ever could be called a cash grab, because they're made to get money just like the definition says. But obviously we know only bad products get called like that, because it's derogatory, and NMH2 was well received.
>So it's a different scenario.
It is not. Both are works derived of someone else's product, and said someone insulted them. The director from Thing From Another world said John Carpenter's 1982 remake was shit, does that make it a cash grab even though Carpenter's versions is hailed as one of the best horror movies ever since like the 90s?
> And yeah, when someone makes it clear they don't want to do a thing on an artistic level but does it for money that makes it a fucking cashgrab.
See above, a cashgrab is reserved for bad products, it's another way of saying ''it's shit AND made to ride off the original's success''.

>>383192656
>stating facts is either pretending or just being retarded
Oh man, I don't want to be retarded, better do some stuff to fit in with the cool kids... uh... Xbox One is the best console ever made because it can play literally every video game ever released! Hitler won the war against HIV in 1632! Splatoon has a nice fanbase! PS4 has over a dozen exclusives that are worth buying it for!

Good to know that made me not retarded.

>>383187378
Wrong, Jeane is his cat

@383192945
>And one the first things I said was how using that logic then every sequel is a cash grab
Oh god, you're samefagging for (You)'s and still ignoring what I actually said so you can argue your repeated nonsense? I'm not falling for that. At least you were nice enough to put it at the front of the post so i didn't have to read the rest. And don't think you're getting replies like this either beyond this one.

>>383193341
>Oh god, you're samefagging for (You)'s
The hell are you on?
>s and still ignoring what I actually said so you can argue your repeated nonsense?
I did not ignore anything, you told me to use wikitionary's definition and said defintion is something I called out way up there in the thread, even though at the time it wasn't referred to as the wikitionary definition.

> so i didn't have to read the rest. And don't think you're getting replies like this either beyond this one.
That's another ''haha you're wrong but I won't bother arguing why'' type of posts, why do that if all it does is make you look like one of those cowards?