What system had the absolute bottom of the barrel shovelware?

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I'd say PS2 because it has the most titles of any platform ever and there's some real questionable shit that only ever released in the PAL market.

>>383158494
The DS had a lot of shit if I remember correctly, like all those games based on TV shows

Wii

>>383158494
PC/Steam

Atari 2600 and those british-only "computers" like the spectrum zx.

Atari.

>>383159551
>Atari 2600
that's like cheating
even the legit games were mostly bottom of the barrel shovelware

>>383159813
>that's like cheating
funny way of spelling "that's the correct answer, you're so cool anon, you can have my sister, my camel and 2 goats as well for that epic display of video games knowledge, I truly am not worthy, gommenasai".

>>383159813
>even the legit games were mostly bottom of the barrel shovelware
So he's right? Glad we settled it.

Mobile. Android is probably worse for it than iOS but they're both rotten to the core. Not only do smartphones have the worst of the worst, they don't even have any decent games to balance it out like the PS2 and Wii had.

>>383159813
At least that crap was mostly actual games. NDS had shit ranging from shitty ebook readers to glorified instruction manuals.

>>383158494

>Shovelware
>Hosted by THE Penny Mallory

Get the fuck outta here, kid.

>>383160703
The fuck are you on about? Pretty much every platform had non-game software.
http://atariage.com/forums/topic/263109-best-non-games/
That's how you got your parents to buy those things in the first place

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>>383159017
Anyone get to play pic related? Help me out here, poms.

>>383158942
>White Van Racer

I /really/ envy the kid that got that at Christmas.

You know something that always fucked me up is the sheer amount of shovelware out there, and all the effort it took to make these games. Even if they did rip off models and animations from somewhere else just imagine that some group of people developed, packaged and shipped shit that less than 100 people on this planet played.

After I watched that half A press Mario 64 video it got me thinking, if people can analyze this game from 20 years ago to pull off the most extravagant glitches, couldn't the same kind of stuff be possible in some of these games? Mario 64 is one of the most popular games of all time so of course people who speedrun it would eventually discover all this wild shit you could do, but what if you could do multidimensional glitches in these games, it's just no one played it enough to find out?

>>383161071
Steal

>>383158494
Only Ubisoft game that didn't get downgraded in some way.

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>>383161060
I mean really, pdf readers count as bottom of the barrel to you?

How about the NES Knitting machine? Or how about the King James Bible on a gameboy cartridge?

>>383161071
Sarah did nothing wrong.

>>383161225
lel, I remember getting "1001 games" or some shit for my birthday.

>>383158494
>wife's son turns 3
>about time the little shit learns to drive
>buy him this game and take him to the freeway
>cops pull up on me as i install the booster in the driver seat
>one of them is my wife's bull
>still get a citation for "child endangerment" whatever that means

Thanks Ubisoft.

>>383160671
At least it keeps the shovelware away from current-gen consoles.

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>>383158494
I worked at a store that like 20 of these just sitting in a bin in the game section. For some stupid reason we never lowered the price and ended up being told to throw them all out in 2011.

>>383158942
what are the odds that one of these are decent?

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>>383158942
>extreme quads

>>383162415
Lowering the price probably wouldn't have helped

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>>383162787
>tfw made this reaction image days before dubs got removed from /v/

>>383158942
>$30 for car wash tycoon
what le fug

>>383161038
I could actually go to my local walmart and pick that up for $5 right now.

>>383162904
I'm sure it being $35 wasn't helping

>>383162667
Surely some of those racing games must be semi-playable. How do you even fuck up a racing game?

>>383163029
weren't dubs removed, then came back, then removed again? they'll be back

Wii

/thread

>>383163237
No they've been gone since they took them away unless there was a pre 2009 removal I forget about.

We've gone half a decade without them at this point. They're gone senpai.

>>383163312
>/threading your own post
You're wrong just for that.

>>383163458
/thread

>>383163458
>>383163503
>threading your own post in a different post

>>383163314
2009? that cant be right.. it wasn't that long..

>>383163603
No but that's when I started regularly coming here. It was sometime in the early 2010s

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>>383163152
Ohh, you can. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR3a0gixfwI

>>383163772
Big Rigs is a modern classic m8

Windows, easyly.

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>>383161243
*farts*

>>383158494
NES/famicom probably
Though I'd guess the Wii has the most defunct software

>>383161071
Everyone who has a working brain knows that Steal is the only rational choice.

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>>383159017

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>>383159017

>>383158494
PS2, Wii, DS, Steam, Atari 2600

>>383161071

[ ] Share

[ X ] STEAL

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>>383158494
DS is the king. Some might say PS2, but DS has those weird games based on Disney shows.

>>383165872

Don't forget about Toilent Showdown

>>383158494
Anything made by Nintendo, the Switch is bound to get more shovelware by the end of the year.

I'm tired of you idiots blabbering on about the DS and PS2. You have no idea about Shovelware.

Let Ashens educate you on the bottomest of the barrels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Shmi76Pax8

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>>383162415
>would rather throw them away than lower the price
I would've taken one home even if I'd never play it more than once. Was this one of those "destroy unsold inventory" stores?

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>>383158494
DOS
Every chucklefuck with a keyboard published a dozen shitty DOS games back in the day.