Wowzer

hella f*cking epic

>>383156520
I'm gonna miss her soo much ;_;

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Post best girls

I kinda liked how you can peek down her top a little bit with the camera. I'm pretty sure she isn't wearing a bra.

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>>383156520
>>383156986
Victoria and Kate, the rest only sucks.
Prove me wrong
pro tip you can't

>>383156520
kate x max when

>>383157084
Everyone's so flat it doesn't matter. The most flatchested college in the country desu.

This town's gone bowser

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>>383156986
>>383157104
>You will never have a good Christian girl like Kate in your life
How do I stop the pain /v/?

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What a coincidence, I just came to Max being fucked by a stallion.

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>>383156986
I like that Victoria is tall. When you play as her in the dream sequence something buggs briefly and her character model needs to be raised higher than Max's usual one. Maybe Max ia just a short ass though.

>>383157506
You start going to church.

>>383157808
>he goes to church for a gf
Enjoy hell

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>>383157729

>>383157878
Well he wants a good Christian girl, that's where they are.

>>383156520
Just finsihes the game on ps4 What did everyone choose for the ending? i chose Arcadia to be saved it was a bretty go

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>>383156520
Im liking what they are doing with Chloe for before the storm. I think we might just discover we like her more in it. I imagine she will really grow in it, but get so emotionally trolled by Racheal thst in the end she just goes full on bitch as we know her, right as ahe is about to turn a corner.

>>383158000
Everyone dies and leave with Chloe of course

>>383156520

What's it like being a somewhat pretty, but not super beautiful, artsy bisexual teenage girl in high school?

>>383156520
Just finsihes the game on ps4 What did everyone choose for the ending? i chose Arcadia to be saved it was a bretty good game is it worth playing through again or should i just watch the rest on youtube? also who is best girl?!

I can't believe I got so absorbed in a shitty teenage girl drama written by middle aged men

>>383158094
>in high school?

Max is like 19, get out of here.

This game made me want to kill myself (because it made me realise how isolated my life is and that I have wasted a good portion of my youth in solitude)

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>>383158061
I hate it.
It is clear they they expected everyone to like Chloe and could never imagine anyone would dislike her.
Rather than admit they wrote a shitty character and move on, they're cramming her down everyone's throats even harder.

It's just sad and desperate.

>>383158238
Middle aged men do it a lot better tan middle aged women suprisingly

>>383157878
But God also wants people to procreate.
If you want to go to church to find a christian girl to impregnate you are basically doing what God wants you to do.

>>383158337
Blackwell was a high school noob

>>383157808
But all the girls at my church are shit and black.

>>383158597
Move out of New Orleans.

>>383158238
It is the greatest guilty pleasure game of all time

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>>383158476
I dunno, i felt more for Chloe in this one before the storm gameplay trailer than in ALL of Life is Strange. I think we are going to see the sensetive fake under all the arrogant bravado. I actually felt sorry for her when her new friend Rachal rejected her like she was a freak and Chloe starts crying.

>>383158134
>spend the last chapters of the game fucking up constantly by going back in time
>probably on the verge of destroying reality
>hey go back in time again to fix everything, it'll work this time I swear
No

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>>383158597
>But all the girls at my church are shit and black.
BROTHER...

Does chloe listen to death grips

>>383159012
Plus a good portion of people survived the storm anyway, and Max really has no idea if going back will fix things or fuck them up further.

Plus lesbian sex with Chloe, the OTP.

>>383158629
Georgia actually, but most southern Baptist are still against their white daught dating a black dude.

>>383159165
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>>383159165
No, she screams shit like Vampire Weekend and Chvurches

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>ywn kiss your cute best friend in a fun dare
Kill me

>>383159165
No she listens to death metal like evanescence

>>383158061
I would rather see the story from Rachel's point of view. She's supposed to be similar to Max is alot of aspects so it would have been pretty neat.

>>383159616
No she listens to punk rock like Sparklehorse

>>383159525
>anons actually make a big fucking stink anout this one single no tounges kiss

I actually thought there would be full "IM IN LESBIANS WITH YOU CHLOE" if i chose her at the end but even then it's still sort of "ur muh best pal forever Chloe"

>>383157808
>>383157878
>>383157506
>gigging church musician of two decades

If you want even a chance at a 10/10 with your ugly ass mug. Go to a church. You don't have to believe shit, just find a big one, go there and fish. you'll hate yourself later though

>>383156520
Max is best girl and best waifu

>>383159668
I think we are going to discover that Rachael is dark as fuck. Like everyone loves her but she has a "i fuck with people, just because i wanted to see what would happen" kind of vibe.

>>383158337
Max is 18, and Blackwell is a private high school

>>383159284
Just be an upstanding black citizen and get to know their families. It's easy.

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>>383159876
>You'll hate yourself later though
Why?

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>>383157506
All church girls are whores, trust me anon....

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>/v/ suddenly likes Tumblr: The Game

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>I've done everything right.
>Mr.Jefferson is arrested
>Chloe is alive
>"......wowser."

>>383160191
>hasn't played the game to properly judge it

>>383160123
That's the fun anon, everyone is different, and so they react differently to different experiences of the same variable, but when you mix fucked up shit with non fucked up shit you get an interesting inexpiable fuckmire of a good time. Go to church, find you something to fuck.

>>383160191
Nah, the shitposters only have too many threads at the moment to post in here

>>383160230
hella good stuff dude

>>383156520
she's gonna be in smash bros?

>>383160061
It's not a university/ college? How come Americans stay in education for so long? Just to make more money out of you?

>>383160132
Not Kate! She's pure!
P U R E !

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>>383160191
>suddenly

Are you new?

>>383156520
>characters whose creators belong in an oven

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>>383160827

>>383160648
What are you talking about? Most people graduate high school at 17/18, depending on when in the year they were born.

>>383160715

>Tongue Record

>>383160938
>>383160765
>>383160471
>>>/t/umblr
>>>/r/eddit

>>383160950
Hmm... I suppose if Max is in her last year... But in the UK you can start uni at the age of 18

>>383160581
I'll try to not fuck it up while trying to get my dick wet anon.

>>383161195
Yeah, you can start college at 18 in the US, too. You seem very confused about the way ages and school work, have you actually ever been to school?

>Max's underwear doesn't match
>Chloe's does

What was Chloe expecting to do that day?

>>383161140
>these are the kinds of memefuck amoebas we debate with everyday

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>>383160938

>>383161291
So i guess Max must be in her final year then. Again, i just thought blackwell was a college, not a high school.

>>383161013
Delete this

>>383156520
Confirmed for smash?

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>>383161345
>What was Chloe expecting to do that day?

"Quick Max, tell me what's in my wallet:"

>>383158476

In row?

>>383161438
It's a private highschool with an advanced art curriculum, I guess you could consider it a kind of preparatory school.

>>383161565
Fucking whore

>>383159012
>Change the timeline
>Universe starts unraveling
>Make sure you don't change the timeline
>HURR THATS JUST AS BAD!
Shippers were a mistake, why don't you stay in /r/lifeisstrange if you want to jerk off Ashly Burch?

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>>383161140
>>>/pol/

What will season 2 be even about? I hope the replacement MC is something like Max. I'm sucker for beta grils that you could probably beat in a fist fight

>>383162619
> replacement MC
You didn't know it's Chloe?

>>383162849

No, that's Before The Storm, which is made by a different studio. DontNod is actually making a real sequel, maybe after their new game Vampyre releases.

>>383157878
Jokes on you faggot, I don't believe in God :^) Just there for the pussy.

>>383162072
>K8 youself

I kekd.

>>383161924
>protected and safe sex
>THAT WHORE

???

>>383160191
Stop sperging, faggot. It's just teenage drama adventure game with cute girls.

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>>383156520
I honestly went out on a limb and downloaded this since it was free last month. Went in expecting to drop it pretty quickly but came out surprisingly enjoying it, really charming game. Felt bummed out after finishing it.

>>383159846
this. i got baited into playing the entire game to see a cute lebsian couple and fucking nothing came of it

game was pretty average anyways, better than current telltale stuff but not early telltale stuff

>>383164394
I wasn't saying i didnt like it tho.

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This town's gone bowser.

>>383165291
i didn't say you didn't, i'm just saying i fell for the same meme that keeps getting pushed to market it to people on an indian throat singing bbs

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>>383156520
>you will sniff the pleasantly warm scents under her bed sheets
>you will never feel her warm, goosebumpy body in the morning
>she will never remove her pajama shorts and make you wear them on your face
>she will never have her period on your leg when she snuggles with you in bed

I have fetishes to attend to

game was as good as a john green book

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>>383166092
>you will sniff the pleasantly warm scents under her bed sheets
I'm feeling you anon.
>she will never have her period on your leg when she snuggles with you in bed
Nigger what

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>>383166709
>Nigger what
WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DREAM

>>383160025
>muh twin peaks

>>383158476
>8 panels

>>383168081
But without the empathetic aspect of Laura Palmer's character.
I doubt they're going to repeat the "troubled home life" thing for Rachel because Chloe already has that, but they're definitely gonna make Rachel out to be anegative influence on her, creating the edgelord we know in LiS1.

>>383160191
>suddenly
>tumblr

Seeing as they can't do rewinding time, what will the new gameplay mechanic be?

>>383168081
I have literally zero idea about twin peaks, sorry. I just know it has a midget, a dream sequence and that one guy who fucks bitches in sex and the city

>>383156520
>embarrassing shit a 40 year old frenchman thinks that american teenage girls say

cringe on multiple levels

>>383168708
Rachel will presumably get Chloe involved with drugs, frank and all that

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>>383168906
based kyle

>>383168907
NO YEAH ANON, CONTINUE TO TELL ME HOW 30 SOMETHING JAPANESE MEN KNEW HOW TO POTRAY TEENAGE GIRLS IN RESIDENT EVIL 2, PERSONA 4 OR ANY FIGHTING GAME.
>b-but they wern't trying to pot-
FUCK OFF ANON. VIDEO GAME DEVS DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT WHO THEY POTRAY WETHER ITS MAX CAULFIELD OF BIG FUCKIN BOSSU

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>>383169216
The joys of summer.

>>383169310
Not an argument meme fag, ive probably been here a few summers more than you kid. Explain why these french fuck devs need to know the inner workings of teenage girls but Kojima can get away with a blue spandex mullet fuck who repeats every statement made to him? Go on, argue. Im sure suddenly you will know exactly what the devs were intending and how snake is simply acceptable and tounge in cheek but Max Caulfield must be the literal bleeding cutting edge of American Teenager.

>>383156986
I see two dead girls wtf

>>383168907
Isn't that kind of the point though. Her character is dorky as fuck so she says dorky things.

>>383168907
I've got siblings who were in that age bracket when the game came out and it's pretty much exactly how they spoke.

They were under so many levels of irony and meta-humor that they couldn't help themselves.

>>383169593
cringe

>>383169216
>>b-but they wern't trying to pot-
What did he mean by this?

>>383169931
>argument

>>383168907
>>383169783
>teenagers would never say a silly thing like wowzers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ

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>>383169921
>>383170110
>your argument is invalid because I know of REAL live autistic kids

>>383170110
Anon, I said they do say that kind of stuff.

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hope the prequel gives some feels

>>383170030
Not even him you idiot, your two post are cringy.

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>>383170534
>they're both fat
really made me think

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>>383170534
God bless Mee Luffy. I wonder how long it took her and Dash to figure out everyone just wanted to see them both kissing with their kit off.

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>>383158476

>>383170753
t. 130lbs skeleton

>>383170651
Okay then anon, to put it more calmly, why does Life is Strange have to portray literal teenagers input when almost no other game bothers to do this? Kazuya Mishima is not written by a CEO/martial artist, Solid Snake is not written by a real operator/agent and Heather Mason was written by a bunch of japanese men, so whats the big deal?

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Just re-downloaded this to give it a try again. I bought it, played to maybe.....episode 3? And just felt like it wasn't going any where and the dialogue was kind of juvenile.

Is it the style of the game that's going over my head? What am I missing? Thinking of playing it right now actually and want to try it in a different headspace.

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>not ellen page: the game

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>>383170753
>that
>fat

Holy shit anon, ive taken fatter shits. Pic related is Max's cosplayer:

>>383171332
then why'd she angle her torso where it looks like she cleared out a buffet before the shoot?

>>383171463
Man, you faggots have a fucked up perception of fat.

>>383171463
You mind is broken anon. You've been here too long.

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>>383171569
>I can't find a counterpoint so I'll just insult him
checkm8, frenchie

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>>383171463
i just actually scrolled back up to make sure, anon, you might have an issue. These girls are in good shape. You have to be so young and skinny to think they are fat.

>>383170534
So is this a porno?

Can someone link me to that?

I haven't masturbated in 12 hours, and I'm fixing to erupt.

>>383170323
>it's so unrealistic! no teenager talks like this!
>>i know teenagers, they talk exactly like this
>s-shut up! stop invalidating my opinions with facts!

>>383171707
>>383171463
>>383170753
i know you're trying to be funny and all but you should really seek help

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>>383171707
Nah, not him but i posted pics. There is your counterpoint. They aren't fat anon. Sure LiS models are SUPER skinny, but Mee just has a bigger ass, which btw, is down to muscle as well as fat.

>>383171010
nice

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>>383171972
Not porno. Look up Mee Luffy & Dash

>>383171972
>not fapping for 12 hours
have any superpowers yet?

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>>383171983
>all these implications
argument discarded

>>383172634
Not him, but he's right. You lost the argument.

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Wowsers

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>>383173168
>not him

>>383171130
>why does Life is Strange have to portray literal teenagers input when almost no other game bothers to do this?
Because it focuses on teenagers, you retard. 90%+ of the game's plot is that, unlike all of the other games you mentioned.

If you're going to focus your game on something, do it right, you French nonce.

>>383173730
Okay so reply to both comments then.

>>383157297
Perflat

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>>383173787
>unlike all of the other games you mentioned

Wot? How about when i mentioned Heather Mason you faggot, and what about before when i mentioned Persona 4? Also Japanese male devs.

>>383173185
do girls with boobs that big feel uncomfortable with all the looks they get from people? do you think they wish they had average boobs?

>>383174121
Silent Hill is not about slice of teenage life. Persona 4's dialogue was just fine, unlike LiS.

I seriously don't understand what point you're trying to make, because you seem flustered and emotional that someone would dare call this game's dialogue shit.

>>383174885
>Persona 4's dialogue was just fine

Anon what the fuck.

>>383160191
God this game is a great Reddit filter.

>>383175026
Find me "wowzers." Oh wait you can't.

>>383156520
She gives me wowzers in my trousers.

>>383174885
>Silent Hill is not about slice of teenage life

Silent hill is a spooky game that features a teenager. LiS strange is a supernatural murder mystery that features teenagers.

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>shitty game developed by actual nu-males
>a monkey can write better plot and characters
>the "rewind" game mechanic affects the story only in the short term
>dialogues are the cringiest thing i've ever seen
>DUDE COLLECT BOTTLES LMAO SO FUNNEEEEE

wew

>>383165680
What is that? Looks like some sort of chinaman.

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>>383175136
Bravo anon. Fantastic and acurate teenage dialouge you cretin.

>>383170361
I know I just wanted you to see him get BTFO

>>383172353
Do they do stuff to each other that I can fap to?

Give me something here. My cock is itching, and I must scratch it vigorously.

>>383175273
Xavier: Renegade Angel

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>>383176626
Depends... How easy can you fap to tame comfy shit?

>horse face in game
>fanart changes her bone structure to make her not look ugly or gives her an anime style

>>383168894
Stopping time.

>>383175395
Not him but maybe it makes more sense in japanese? I don't know, I haven't played any persona game.

It's obviously still bad that the translation is retarded though.

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>>383177186
And a bunch of french guys are not American, i never actually defended LiS dialouge, but im fed up with biased fags thinking they are making cultured points about the state of games like LiS but then lapping up the latest anime or MGS as fantastic. They are ALL terrible and that is OK.

>>383177186
That's a character that is universally hated and was only introduced in the re-release of the game and she wasn't even written by the people that wrote the dialogue for the original game. Nobody defend her and that guy is just nitpicking to try and prove his point. Generally speaking, the dialogue in Persona is fine, not great but fine.

>>383171149
It's a terrible, terrible game with dialogue that makes Tommy Wiseau look like a genius. I wish I could tell you why people like the game, but I there's nothing about it that is redeeming, so I have to guess they just have no standards.

>>383176851
Congratulations, you have now discovered fanart.

>>383176851
>art must always be exactly on-model at all times

Wait 'til John K. gets a hold of you

>>383171130
How many special operators and CEO martial artists do you know in real life? They're fantastical characters and so they have fantastical personalities. Most characters in LiS are just normal people and they don't behave anything like it, which wouldn't actually be a bad thing if they behaved in way that was charming or likable but they don't do that either. Not to mention that Tekken is a fighting game and so the story isn't all that important and MGS's B-movie style writing is part of its charm, so even when the characters are behaving in a way that is overly absurd, as it does with many of its easter eggs, it's still acceptable because it's what gives the game its flair. LiS was written by an out of touch board room of producers who tried and failed to replicate teenage behavior.

>>383178717
>How many special operators and CEO martial artists do you know in real life?

Thats as far as i got anon, before i put to you, how many teenage girls do you know with magic fucking powers.

>>383177717
>doesn't realize dialogues are more important in a game like that rather than in a fps game
>proceed to call everyone who points that out an anime fag

seems buzzfeed to me

>>383178851
>a fps game

Which one was that champ?

>>383178835
Max is the only character who even approaches being fantastical. If you were to describe her personality, her powers would not be involved because they're largely irrelevant to her character. She's a normal girl thrust into an abnormal situation as opposed to the other characters mentioned who are abnormal characters in abnormal situations.

>>383178717
>MGS's B-movie style writing is part of its charm

See, look, you are just making shitty excuses. I can do that too, LiS hammy dialouge is part of its charm.

>>383179041
>She's a normal girl thrust into an abnormal situation as opposed to the other characters mentioned who are abnormal characters in abnormal situations.

And Heather Mason? Who i mentioned before? She is a normal girl (if you discount her supernatural traits, which is exactly what you are doing to Max btw)