This is what Samus actually looks like

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>ywn have a 80s Samus with teased up hair

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>>383151846
Which means she looks like this right now.

>>383152287
>Samus
>Now a Milf
>Bad

Who is the Al Bundy of the Metroid Universe?

>>383152538
literally Adam

Huh? That's just Christina Applegate duing what looks like her Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead era.

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>>383152149

Skin too white
Hair too long

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>>383152287
>Peach fuzz

>>383152287
Not a bad thing.

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THIS is what Samus actually looks like

The hair especially, disregard the tattoos and other alternative shit.

pay attention to it and accept no substitutes

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>>383153112
>space mercenary bounty hunter
>no tattoos

>>383153296
>service cuck

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>>383152287
Oh my... I am getting too old for this shit.

I remember fapping to her while watching Married with Children back when it was being first aired

>>383153296
Maybe she has tats, but not those hipster ones.

>>383152287
Idk y but that picture is actually scaring me.

>>383153296
Nah, those are hipster faggot tattoos not in the service tattoos, don't get army tattos mixed up with faggots that's never even been in a fight tier tats.

Who is the Peggy of Metroid?

>>383153112

>meme floyd

Disgusting

>>383154025

Sits around on their ass all day, expects everyone to do what they say, and never accepts blame when shit goes sour?

Adam.

>>383153112
>Antifa hair

Get out you Swedish faggot

>>383152804
Yeah, I've never understood why any woman would opt not to just take 30 seconds with an electric razor to deal with that each morning. Such a time investment. Same goes for people with unibrows. One fucking swipe with a trimming razor each morning and suddenly you never need to have one again.

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When will 80's blown out hair return? High waisted thongs/bikinis are slowly coming back.

>>383153112
Hair needs to be shorter.

I want Nu-Samus to be an edgy bounty hunter cunt that doesn't take shit from no one

I want to fuck that hair

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This is what Samus actually looks like

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I get so mad whenever I see Sarah used as Samus in SFM or 3D art. Sarah Bryant fucking predates the blonde Samus redesign. She even wore the blue bodysuit before Samus. Fuck everyone who fell for the Zero Mission meme.

>>383152602
I somehow don't see Adam scoring 4 TOUCHDOWNS IN 1 GAME

>>383156020
b-but isn't she human?

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>>383157317
I wonder if this faggot is this dumb or just trying to piss me off.

Floofy hair is best hair.

>>383158770
nah, she is indeed a goddess

>>383153112
Go away, Dobson.

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OwO

>>383158829
Virtua Fighter: 1993
Tekken: 1994

Continue being this retarded.

>>383155823
me too

Best Kelly outfit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HquSqgqkAHc

>>383161583
that's not her outfit from when she was in that glam metal video

or one of her bikinis

Samus is Kelly Bundy?

But when Kelly Bundy speaks its good and funny. When Samus speaks is painful and bad.

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>>383161583
I want the early 90s back.

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>>383152287
This thread took an unexpected turn really fast.

>>383162102
Please stay on your designated board vlad

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This is what samus actually looks like

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>>383162102
wrong, Samus is adorably ditzy, just like Kelly Bundy