Will we ever get a /v/ adaptation that's kino?

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We already did

the first mortal kombat movie

We did it's Castlevania

>>383144124
this, literally came out today

>>383143356
did you not see Postal?

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>>383143783
And second, fuck y'all.
>Tomb Raider had some really nice fake side boob
>Doom was fucking awesome because I NEED SOLDIERS
>Resident Evil films are pure horror-shlock kino
>First Silent Hill was genuinely baller, naked chick gets he skin ripped off and I drunkfapped to that shit in HD
>Super Mario Bros. featuring Dennis fuckmothering Hopper
>Maybe Assassin's Creed was good? I never saw it but I don't trust critics a lick so it could have been aces
>WoW actually did look p. bad so theres one I guess...
Something something /v/ says story doesn't matter in video games so why does it matter in a film based on it something something

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Never going to happen. Even when made by the same people who worked on the games it's guaranteed to be utter shit.

Advent Children was pretty kino. Also Phoenix Wright la

>>383144374
That's because directing games =/= being able to direct movies

Kojima and Naughty Dog need to learn this already.

Id say silent hill

>>383144527
Kojima himself outright admitted that he became a game designer because he wouldn't make it in the film industry. MGS4 is proof enough of that.

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>>383143356
Don't know if I'd call it kino, but it's by far the best vidya adaptation.

>>383145163
>anime
It's not even good, let alone kino.

>SH movie kills off milf cop unlike the game
>in the WORST way possible

>>383143356
Angry Birds

>>383145163
Only the first movie was good.
Everything went downhill when they introduced Aigis

>>383146463
I liked that because the canon ending for SH1 was that she died.