>american joins the server >"howdy y'all"

y'all is a proper contraction

>>383124187
I wish I was Texan.

I fucking love Americans and America.

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>>383124187
>Canadian joins the server
>DUDE WEED *dies*

>greek joins the server
>hey malakas! I'm drunk, let's gang up that guy with 30 of us

>>383124187
>American joins the server
>gunshots and police sirens can be heard through the mic

>german joins the server
>"heil Hitler"
And i did a 360 turn from the screen and never looked back

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>join european server
>no one is listening, everyone is running around screaming and getting mad at nothing
>join american server
>same shit but its in english so i can understand

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>join EU server
>half my team is arrested during the match for owning butter knives or for saying mean words

>>383124993
another one for the american banter folder

> American joins the server
> Rap music starts playing

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>>383124392
DUDE

>european joins server
>semi truck goes through the wall of their house and kills them

>american joins EU server
>is immediately the worst player
>rage quits before the end
happens very often

>american clan mate joins server and proceeds to sing the frozen song again, this time in german to make sure i actually get cancer
cant make that shit up

>German joins the server
>"Hey^^"

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>>383124187
>that one american kid in the voice chat who openly talks about his school shooting plans

>>383125142
in my experience it's mostly germans and clogs who micspam rap

>american joins server
>hear a woman choking on an apparently big black cock

>>383124187
>group plans on playing next sunday
>american: "sorry y'all I can't make it, church today"

>>383125339

Report him to the cops. Seriously. Some retard here in Texas talked about shooting up a school and we reported him and he got sentenced to 10 years in prison.

>>383124187
>american joins the server
>lag out the ass
Stay off Yurop servers you 3rd world niggers.

>>383124187
>American joins
>Seems normal, even if he's american
>Talk shit, make fun of various things, like religeon.
>He's of course 100% behind it and telling his own jokes
>Mention mormons, not even harshly talking shit about them
>He flies of into a rage and gets defensive about them
Americans.

>>383125073
TV license

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>>383125428
?

Are you saying you value shitty WoW raids with greasy neckbeards more than going to church on blessed day of the week? If you have time for the mosque you have time for church.

>>383125626
>56% white

>>383125683
that doesn't even make sense you dumb weebshit.

>>383125683
>going to church in 2017 while your wife enjoys a bbc at home
the american dream

>>383125718
they're a minority now lel

>>383124392
Why the fuck Canada would elect this pussy is beyond me.

>>383125840
women are allowed to vote

>>383125840
He's QUIRKY and WEED

>>383125840
Canada doesn't participate in federal elections, the non-white cities and communist Quebec are the only places that vote in federal elections because they are the only areas affected by them.

>>383125431
why tho? if he goes through with his plans, he's gonna end up dead/in prison for life AND he's gonna kill a lot of annoying American 12 year olds in the process. Win/win.

>Brit joins the server
>الله عظيم، الموت إلى الناس البيض

>>383125431
No white people live in America except for French and English tourists, there's no chance anyone of note will be harmed in the shooting.

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>>383125683
All things considered, having seen the series, I don't think Jebus would approve of you watching NGE

>>383126013
>Brit joins the server
>gets run over

>>383124331
I am a Texan and pretty much nobody talks like that unless they're purposefully trying to get laid in a different state where they think the accent is sexy.

>>383125431
What town are you talking about? It has actually happened several times in this state, hell, some dumbfuck I went to high school with went to jail for making terrorist threats.

If you threaten to shoot up anything in public in this state, you're getting arrested. They take it so seriously that it's honestly almost bullshit.

>/pol/tard joins the server
>"WE WUZ PRESIDENT N SHEIT"
>"MUH WHITE GENOCIDE"

>>383126445
>neogaf and reddit joins the server
> WE'RE IS MY WIFE'S SON
>MUH COLONIZATION
>muh black slaves

>>383126257
Evangelion is all about getting over yourself and accepting that your own hangups are no excuse to intentionally hurt others. Jesus would have loved it.

>>383126409
>I am a Texan and pretty much nobody talks like that
Where you at nigga? People say y'all all the time where I'm at including me

>>383125287
Did you record it?

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>Australian joins the server
>didgeridoo starts to play in the background
>"Oi, RIPPA!"
>starts to examine everything, talking about "natural habitats"
>gets killed
>respawns and yells "INVADE TASMANIA!"
>his internet disconnects

>>383126445
>/pol/ joins server
>carries the whole team
>is humble about it
>encourages the losing team to practice
>offers to give them a couple pointers he learned, but only if they would like
>friends with everyone after the match
>14/88

>>383126647
howdy pardner

>>383124392
>Canadian joins the server
>I'm a massive faggot eh.

>>383126594
>>383126791
>/pol/tard joins the thread
>gets triggered as fuck
>"HEYA HOL' UP PARTNER YA SAY'N THAT WE WUZ PREYSIDANT? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fucks a horse*"

>>383126647
I don't believe it.
Otherwise, you'd have said
>Where y'all at nigga?

>>383124187
fuck americans

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>/pol/ or SJW faggots join the thread

>>383124187
>Brit joins server
Allah ahkbar... ALLAH AHKBAR *explosion*

>Australian joins the server
>Is no different to Americans in server except accent for voice chat
FEEL GOOD TO BE 53rd through 60th STATES

>>383124187
Those are just the hicks OP.

>>383126901
I don't use it on here ever because people get triggered, I use it in everyday conversation and texting tho

>>383126930
fuck europeans

>>383126647
Well, people do say y'all, I do as well, I'm mostly talking about the accent. Also, I have never in my life heard someone say "Howdy".

>>383126930
They can be rather fuckable.

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>/pol/tard joins server
>haha praise kek
>kek wills it!

>>383127019
lies

>>383124846
Nah this one is *NYer joins the server*

>>383126409
>I am a Texan

I'm so sorry

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>join american server
>tip your team mates before the match starts
>kill the enemy
>tip their bodies
>round ends
>everybody starts clapping
>realize you forgot to bind the clap button
>get kicked by mod

>>383126935
>Middle of the road nigger with no actual opinions join the server
>Is really shit since he's never had any sing volition in life, including video game skill

Why
Why this
Why always this

>>383127005
Ah alright I can agree with that then, you see some people with hick accents every now and then but yeah it's surprisingly rare, especially in places like Austin fuck that town or more so the people in it

>>383127047
Man, the entire community in path of exile seems to be lifted straight from r/thedonald and /pol/.

>>383127108
>retard joins the server
>thinks everyone has to be either a sjw or a racist imbecile
k

>Japanese joins the server
>"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dok dok*"

>>383127005
The thing is anyone who natural has country accent never types like the way they speak. The whole y'all thing is something carried over from tumblr because it's the quirky black gay way of saying shits they saw on netflix.

>join Mexican server
>they are pretty chill
>talking about random shit, asking questions about their country
>decide to ask their opinions on quesadillas
>get a bunch of different answers
>they seem awfully pissed at each other
>server enters civil war mode
>get kicked later

>>383127057
Your loss.

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>>383124187
>surrendermonkey joins the server
>je m'appelle mohammed

>join American server
>get shot

>>383127073
Why would you be sorry for someone living in one of the best states in the country?

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>>383126409
I say howdy all the time.

>>383127296
>Texas
>best

kek

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>>383127047
Jokes aside I literally saw a "Praise KEK" server while looking for doom servers the other day, didn't joined it but I checked the player list and they all had "ironic" /pol/ meme names

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>join australian server
>2/32 players
>other guy is a lost brazilian

>>383127341
If you don't think Texas is the best state, you shouldn't be in this country.

It's the zenith of everything American.

>american joins
>GOD BLESS, Y'ALL

ITT: texas haters
y´all niggers meed to get out

>>383127361
Kel
sounds comfy

>>383127173
Austin makes me sick every time I go there, all cities are going to attract the all the nearby faggots, but Houston isn't that bad comparatively. Especially living in the woods north of Houston.

>join Swedish server
>"are you muslim/black? Want to fuck my wife?"

>>383127427
>incest
>rednecks
>get arrested because you said mean things on the internet
I guess you're right.

>>383127361
I don't even think the guy was joking. That shit happens everywhere.

>>383127108
>/pol/tard joins game
>picks the dumbest, worst hill possible to die on

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>american joins
>quits because too much banter

>>383127509
Which Muslim country are you referring to m8?

Because that sure as fuck ain't Texas.

>>383127427
No that's New England you fat dumb spic. Texas is just a meme state at this point. You contribute next to nothing culturally other than muh cowboys, muh everything is bigger, muh ya'll. You'll be Mexico 2.0 in a few years anyways. Nevada and the midwest do a better job at being dumb hick cowboys than you do at this point.

>>383127513
The 'unmasked' 4chan crowd on the internet is pretty much universally cancer.

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>>383126767
>respawns and yells "INVADE TASMANIA!"

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>>383127596
>European joins
>arrested because of banter

>>383127483
Houston is alright sometimes but I went to Comicpalooza this May and made the mistake of walking downtown at night with some friends, never again
>>383127509
t. doesn't actually know anything about Texas except for some shit he saw on the internet that one time

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>Chink joins the server
>Hello :DDDD

>>383127246
>Call it quesadilla
>Queso = cheese
>implied cheese
>don't add cheese
Fucking retarded chilangos.

>>383127047
>>383127361
>complaining about teens latching onto the latest fad

>>383127649
>You

I'm not from Texas.

But as an American, I'm at least able to tell American apart from non-American, and Texas is as American as a bald eagle taking a shit on Osama Bin Laden's corpse.

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>>383127669
>American joins
>Gets shot

>>383127627
I'm talking about USA or the soon-to-be United States of Mexico.

>>383127627
Texas may not be an Islamic shithole but it sure is a Creationist one!

>>383127427
This

>>383127509
You don't realize it because you're fucking ignorant, but you're just throwing out general southern stereotypes that actually don't apply here. Maybe if you were talking about Mississipi you'd have a point, but Texas isn't like that.

>>383127682
I'm pretty much from the rural woods, and I moved to Houston to go to college. I made the mistake of wandering through the ghetto multiple times. Oddest experience I had was waiting at a red light beneath an overpass while a giant group of (No shit) like 20 shrtless black men milled around about 20 feet to my right.

The whole time I was just thinking "Don't make eye contact." and contemplating how bad I needed to become 21 so I could just have a handgun on me.

TO BE FAIR, all cities have problems with this kind of shit though. Well, if they have blacks.

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>/v/ joins the server
>he just plays the game and rarely meme-spout, if at all
love it when it happens

>>383127893
Don't insult Mississippi by comparing it to Texas.

>>383127798
>I'm not from Texas.
You're not fooling anyone Miguel. Texas is inferior to New England in every way. The only thing it's good for nowadays is dumb wannabe cowboys sucking each other's cock deluding themselves that they're the pinnacle of "American culture". When people think of Americans, they think of us, when they think of dumb fat hicks, they think of Texas.

>frenchman joins the game
>JE SUIS MONTE

>>383127941
>/v/
>playing games

lurk more faggot

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>join server
>someone is greentexting during a conversation

>>383127985
Fat Irish meatballs hanging in sports bars with an even more incoherent and yammering about dumb shit with a more retarded sounding accent than anything the south has to offer is the pinnacle of your """culture""".

>>383127985
You seem to have Texas confused with Commiefornia.

>>383127404
Aussie play on West coast us servers because the ping is usually better than connecting to shitty Aussie servers, plus more players

>>383124187
>>383124331
I'm not even a southerner and I like to say howdy. Not howdy ya'll though.

>>383127985
>When people think of Americans they think of dumb fat hicks
Fixed that for you.

>join american server
>all teenagers spouting reddit memes and anti trump stuff

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>>383128129
>Someone is insulting Texas
>They immediately mention California to get heat off themselves
Feels good being on top

>Brazilian joins the server
>HUEHUEHUE BRBRBRBR IM MONKEY NIGGER

>Russian joins the server
>is 12 years old

>>383127649
>New England
>State

>>383128225
You're probably not white

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Oh man
It's time for that world famous european culture

>>383128217
>join american server
>all teenagers spouting pol memes and pro trump stuff

>>383128349
florida_man_rapes_crocodile.jpg

>>383128302
The states tend to be very similar so it's more helpful to look at the general region as opposed to one particular state. I see nuance is lost on you.

>Middle eastern sounding name joins terrorist
>this happens

https://youtu.be/HphwQNhByOk?t=1

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Bunch of triggered redditors ITT, sad!

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>>383128349
Truly, British culture is the best in the world.

I'm not sure why nobody in America is proud of their British ancestry.

>>383128317
>implying that's a bad thing

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>>383128453
Im not sure why either

>>383128453
At least in Burgerland it's only Catholics raping kids, and not dirty non-whites.

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>>383127985
>>383128127
Dance puppets dance.

>>383128097
Saw this during a match on verdun, sick

>>383128317
>Coming from a Texan
kek, I'm whiter than you Jose. Northern California is the whitest part of the US.

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>>383128530

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>/pol/ joins the thread
>Derails the thread because my fee fees! 6 gorillion whites die everyday!

>>383128349
>>383128530
What the fuck is a bellend?

>>383125073
americans have shit banter

>>383128673
I'm going to save your gay image and edit it some day, but not today.

>>383128693
>amerifat too obese to recognise campanulate nature of his glans

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>>383128713
Ah yes, can't compete with that world famous euro banter
world famous

>>383128673
Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting desu, how do people stomach that shit?

>>383128673
Oh god you're pathetic, even naming your retarded memes.

>>383128673
fuck mayonnaise tbqh, it's disgusting

>I join the server
>my friends all join on me
>нy чe, cyкa блядь, пoeхaли
Being part of the problem sure feels good.

>>383128673
Mayo is good though, provided it's made with quality ingredients. It's a pretty simple fucking foodstuff. eggs, oil, acid like lemon juice, salt and sugar, and maybe some other spices like mustard or black pepper if you really want.

What isn't there to like about mayo?

>>383128798
kek

>>383128815
>>383128854
Kill yourselves

>>383128815
Mayo is great

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>>383128653
>TWO bottles of vodka

>>383128868
>What isn't there to like about mayo?
it's white

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>>383128868
>>383128909
kill ure'selves

>>383124331
Kentucky anon here. I'm as north as possible while not being gay and I still say yall

>>383128815
McCormick mayo is where it's at. Everything else is just liquefied chicken anus.

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>>383128918

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>thread about Americans
>reddit babies come out of the woodwork to attack /pol/

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>>383129008
it's just epic EUROPEAN BANTER
it's world famous you know

>>383129008
This is a mayonnaise thread, not sure what you're talking about

>>383128830
You tell him bro, I mean, ughh, I don't even...!
Praise kek! 4 more years!

>>383129008
>/pol/cuck with a victim complex crying about his hurt feelings in a Mayonnaise discussion thread
You have to go back

>>383129008
I'm just getting some cheap laughs triggering a Texan, I don't know what you're on about.

>>383124187
It's "hey y'all' or "howdy" no one says "howdy y'all".

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>>383124187
>american joins server
>wonder how the fuck he reached an SEA server

>>383129008
Aw, sorry we hurt your feelings, sweetie. :((

>>383129008
>Talking about /pol/ in my mayonnaise thread
About to make myself and my black friend a sandwich and tuna salad just to piss you off faggot.

DO
YOU
WANNA
TALK
ABOUT
T
E
X
A
S
?

>>383129065

You're mixing your memes up.

>>383124331
The worst thing about Texas is Texans.

>Join mexican server
>they only talk about being upset at taco bell and the dragon ball z mexican dub

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>that one guy that sounds like hank hill

>>383129157
The greeting in my city is How're y'all doing.
Pronounced how y'all durin

>>383126791
>writing reality fanfic
I feel sorry about you

>>383129283
In an ironic twist the best thing about Texas is Mexicans.

>>383129284
why do mehicans hate taco bell?

>>383125875

...He never legalized marijuana, though, has he?

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>>383129065

>>383129370
why do americans hate mcdonalds?

>>383126884

Hey, don't bring Sarah Jessica Parker into this!

>>383127209
This one tickled me.

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>Play with Euro's most of the time
>Cancerous and Toxic people 95% of the time
>Somehow connect to an American server
>People are chill and having a good time

>>383129410
>2 genders
Why does /pol/ always mislabel Donald as homphobic/transphobic? He has been very supportive of LGBT rights

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>>383127108

>>383129550
Transgender people are still male/female.

[Mexican hip-hop and a crying baby]

>>383129524
This. Americans are almost always total bros to play with.

>>383129370
because the americanization of traditional mexican food that doesn't look or taste anything like that
I find it tasty because it's different. Like eating a hamburger

>>383126935
/pol/ are our bros pls no bully fuck sjw's tho

>>383129604
Yes obviously. But where has Donald himself ever said that?
Which is what I was asking you moron.

>>383129729
/pol/ is the board of peace.

>join british server
It's whiny voiced fuckfaces reddit-level meming about

Americans are more chilled in online games, which is weird because they're insufferable in person. We brits just tend to try way too hard online

>>383129636
>>383129524
What the fuck have you been playing?

All I ever hear when playing with Americans are police sirens and heavy breathers that don't talk unless they are swearing in frustration.

>>383129578
ree centrist ree

>>383127108
>mentally insane retard is incapable of understanding how people can possibly have a world view that doesn't match his own or the polar opposite of that which he spends all of his time trying to protect himself against, which leads him to believe that these people could not possibly have any sort of opinion about the state of society and proves himself to be completely ignorant once again

>>383124187
>Serb joins the server
>"Zdravo! Popusis mi kurac!"
>drinks the whole rakija
>dies
>these are his last words

>>383129550
Shame you can't say the same for the rest of his cabinet.

>>383129790
dude it's just a joke

>>383125840
Canada is a nation full of cucks, no suprises here.

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>>383124187
>American joins the server
>"ATTENTION ALL BLACK PEOPLE, OR 'NIGGERS' AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM--THIS SERVER IS NOW SOVEREIGN AMERICAN TERRITORY! NOW THAT I'M HERE YOU BETTER RESPECT THE LAW OF THIS LAND--THAT MEANS NO CAMPING, NO BUNNYHOPPING, NO HARDSCOPING, OR YOU'LL BE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH MY 22 CAL. COMPRENDE?

>Canadian joins server
>"hey bro, gl hf"
>I tell him "...did you just assume my gender?"
>hear the sound of mounties crashing through his door on horseback
>a cacophony of "eh eh eh eh eh eh eh" goes on for a minute
>"mApLeWeEd69 has disconnected"

>>383128446
I only see triggered /pol/tards

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>>383129578

>>383128815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyGr8wqV5MA

>>383124187
>Canadian joined the server
goin on eh

>>383125840
We're gonna need a second wall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFs5l9K--7M

>Italian joins the server
>"MAMA MIA! PEPPERONI STROMBOLI!"

>>383130315
That sounds reasonable, please continue with said preplanned activities

>>383130364
i'm not neutral on the subject tho

things that are bad

>fascism
>population control and jailing dissidents
>racial segregation
>suggesting genocide of a group of people as an option

wait, am i describing the right or the left? makes u think

>>383128815

almost as disgusting as ranch dressing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFOGVZ4FgrQ

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>>383130565
idk lol I just wanted to post my funny image

>>383125264
Sorry our internet connection to scandanavia is shit anon

>click on a Russian stream

"HEY ITS YO BOY ED SNOWDEN, HERE T"

>close stream

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>>383130623
Good taste. That lizwiz is pretty radical.

>>383130623
thats ok me too

>>383128225
Why is this map implying Mexico part of America?

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>>383126791
now this is some fucking cringe

>>383127798
>Texas is as American as a bald eagle taking a shit on Osama Bin Laden's corpse.
And then respectively burying him in his Hadith at sea? You sound like one of those american players who chant "USA" after anything of note happens

>>383129524
I'm Australian and sometimes I'm forced to deal with foreigners when there's no SEA server, and I've noticed Europeans are all whiny faggots that are unbelievably full of themselves, are prone to rage quitting, and are generally terrible at games, while Americans can be that way too but are most often emotionally stable and fun to play with. I have not yet met a European that wasn't a complete douche. British are by far the worst.

>>383131110
>being this culturally ignorant

We clap.

>>383131185
If you were getting run over by Muslim truck drivers every day, your probably be a bit emotionally unstable too.

Thanks for reminding me why I don't usually come on /v/.

>American joins
>They act like DarksydePhil

Every time.

Why can't /pol/ kiddies stay in their containment board?

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>brazilian joins the server
.

>>383131446
The real question is, who let you out of your cuck shed?

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>>383131446

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>>383126791
Ignore the neogaf invaders this was a great humorous response anon

>>383131532
>being this triggered

>american joins the server
>I disconnect

>black guy joins the server
>is a relatively good sport, tries to play the objective and doesn't rage out like a spastic when he gets angry

why are black people so level headed in video games?

>>383127708
>herro ¦ DDD

>>383126901
y'all is for more than one person
the correct usage would be
>where y'all at, niggas
please do not confuse it with the completely different
>where y'all niggas at

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>>383131436
Dsp is actually pretty funny and I watch him unironically

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>>383131710
>le triggered
he just asked you a simple question ;^)

>>383131529
uma delicia

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tfw SJW minds are so fried and paranoid that any form of dissent means you're triggered to them. Looks like their regressive nature has taken a slightly more self aware form

>>383131989
Irony.

>ancap joins the server
>"what if the child consents tho?"

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>SJW joins the server
>leaves after 5 minutes because they don't actually like games and are just in it for the political facade

>>383132081
Just type in "roads" and they'll disconnect.

>>383124187
>american joins a server
>gets auto-balanced to my team
>"what in tarnation?"

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>join EU server see this

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>Join Latin American server
>Brazilian giving culinary tips
>Colombians and Mexicans are in a "narco" leaders war
>Argentinians talking about Mexican intellectuals and top gear
>Spaniard joins the server and start talking about football
>Server descends into chaos

Every time

>>383129604
>>Transgender people have a severe mental disorder
Ftfy

>Australian joins
>disconnected 5 seconds later because he went over the datacap

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>American joins the server
>cuck SJW trump feminazi senpai desu etc.
>Anyone here from 4chan?

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>/pol/fag joins server
>starts calling everyone cuck
>kill him
>calls me a weebcuck
>keep killing him
>he leaves
Every time

>nigger joins BF1 server
>WE WUZ SOLDIERS N SHIEET

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>>383131529

>Russian player joins the server
>"cyka blyat anon" and proceeds to talk to you in russian
Why do these idiots think that I can understand their babble?

>>383132918
just start shouting back oi suka blyat pidoras nahui

>>383131529
>>383132910
A scrumptious chimpanzee soup?

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>nigger joins csgo server
>call him nigger and tell him to go back africa
>private message the team to vote and kick him out
>they all do it
>call him nigger one more time before he gets kicked
>many keks were had

>>383126594
>>383126884
>faggots join the thread
>get worked up over fucking nothing

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>>383132918
Spanish-speakers are worse offenders. They keep using their garbage language EVERYWHERE expecting others to understand it.

>>383132059
The only irony is that the SJW movement created polfags. You cunt have yourself to blame

>>383133107
This desu. And they don't know how to play.

>>383133260
>You cunt
>dude you MUST be a SJW because I'm a retarded woman-tier retard who can't comprehend people disagreeing with me

>>383133107
We just had one join work and every waking fucking moment she just spouts about her language

>>383133329
You actually typed that out. Think about that for a second

>>383133107
ummmmm sorry sweetie i think you meant portuguese spekers. most hispanics actually try their best to communicate with their team, or at least i do.

>>383132664
>>383132684

But I thought /pol/ doesn't play games and that's why they have to stick to their containment board? :^)

>>383133406
Not an argument.

>>383133441
Whatever you say pedro.

>>383133523
How predictable ;)

>>383124248
It's true, it's actually in the webster dictionary.

>>383127058
deadass b deadass

>>383133028

You don't know the wonders of tasting this delicious soup.

>>383133441
Wrong. Fuck Spaniards in particular.