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>>383120628

Why is it always metal?

>>383121280
I don't know. Ask JC Denton.

>>383121742

WOAH

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>>383122156
I think I need to know the name of this movie.

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>>383122330
see
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>>383122794
>/v/ simulator 2016

>>383126574
>ninja camouflage

>>383126574
>WeWouldLikeToReachANewAudienceWithTheFranchise.jpg

>>383127012
sides machine broke

>>383128029
Why does everyone always freak out about this webm and about cassowaries in general? It's just a fucking bird you pussies

>>383128110
Imagine youre a human and a fucking cassowarie comes up to you.

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>>383128110
Don't fuck with no cassowary.

>>383127218
kek

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>>383128110
Oh gosh, I am so triggered!

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>>383128110

Because they kick as hard as horses with gut ripping talons on their feet.

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>>383128110
Things to not fuck with:

Cassowaries
Kangaroos

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>>383128110
Well potentially if it gets territorial, it can and will kill you. You also really can't outrun it as it can bolt at around 35/mph, closest ancestor really to the fucking raptor considering it can kick you hard enough to shatter your ribs and possibly impale you with the 7 inch talons it has puncturing organs, and it will do this multiple times until you stop moving, if you try to stand it will headbutt you to fucking death.

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>>383128435
did you know that it's scientifically proven that female Red Kangaroos find males with more muscular upper bodies to be more desirable?

>>383124730
No, /v/ would take a non-lethal dose of pills and chase it with some alcohol in a place where they know they would be found so they could get their stomach pumped and then give everyone their sob story about how they tried to commit suicide. Pill-suicide always attracts the biggest pussies, because they know there's an extremely high chance of being saved.

>>383127012
That guy is so brave. Imagine telling your story as 'the rapist'. No one will ever be on his side. So courageous.

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>>383128762
>weak should fear the strong

>>383128762
What the hel it just wanted to give his dog a hug and he PUNCHES it!

>>383128110
t. Someone who's never been face to face with a Cassowary

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>>383128762
>not a red kangaroo

motherfuckers are big. This ain't no chad roo

>>383128435
He choked that nigga out and started looking around for the next fucking challenger

>>383128726
Basically he didn't rape her in the traditional sense. They were both piss drunk, had sex, and figured they kinda "raped" each other. Of course internet media got on that like fly to cow shit.

>>383129415

welp, time to give that vegan thing a try

>>383128221
Cassowaries are fucking dangerous but they also look so fluffy.

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How about some sick HOTS references?

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>>383129825
damn, would be a lot more interesting if he actually did some kind of back alley rape and they later ended up talking with eachother.

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>>383127012
>Rape Survivor

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>>383129415
what is it?

>>383130293
leg of a pig or whatever with a bone cyst

>>383127012
>>383130275
Fun fact: Everyone who has been raped survived unless they were murdered during or shortly after said rape.

>>383130213
I've heard rumors of those kinds of stories, but not much detail.

Not sure how one can be forgiving of such a horrible personal defilement of one of the best parts of being a human, sex and personal pleasure.

Call me a hypocritical moralfag, but while I kinda enjoy the fantasy of rape in a RP or fantasy/fictional setting, when it's real or portrayed realistically, consequences and all, I just can't stomach that shit at all.

>>383130349
AKA why it's better to get meat minus bones.

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>>383130353
>people die if they are killed

>>383130353
Or before

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>>383130353
what about suicide because of rape

>>383130393
Because they understand good people can do bad things. Not everyone can be that forgiving, but im sure some people nuance it and agree to forgive.

>>383130441
Except bones give a lot of valor to food, see making broth from bones.

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>>383130564
>valor
flavor*

No im not a phoneposter, Im just retarded

>>383130513
I would argue that a person is not being raped if they are already dead. Instead, it is a corpse that is being violated.
>>383130564
Then someone committed suicide. The rape may have been the mental trigger which led them to suicide but sticking a penis in a vagina doesn't kill someone.

>>383130349
>leg
nigga you can see the ribs

>>383122273
Clever commentary on the handholding present in modern gaming.

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>>383130770
Who the fuck is this gregor guy and wtf is his problem?

>>383128624
I would get that projection checked out if I was you anon

>>383131017
>Do you want to change anything about your character before you leave.jpg

>>383130741
>white people

>>383128264
>You have been beaten by a grue.

>>383131270
>winning as a joke character

>>383122320
Using a medic gun against a support in BF1

>>383122320
>rumble enabled

>>383130745
>true last boss

>>383130531
Mmmmmmthe boy must be having alot of fun mmmmm

>>383132269
Too bad she didn't keep beating that repulsive little muslim shit to death.

>>383120628
>I'M the sharpest tool in the shed now.

>>383130741

Started as cave men battling the bitch called nature and the rest of the beasts of the earth.
This is what we've become.

>>383133052
I fail to understand what the intended outcome was here
What could this motherfucker possibly have been trying to accomplish

>>383133146
seems like some kind of jackass

>>383133146


Well it's obvious now that the outcome is nothing good, but we wouldn't have known if he didn't try, not really.

>>383132698
>finishing persona

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>>383122037
Literally the opposite
Dks3 is gutter trash with weapon designs

>>383133681
That icon's incorrect, the weapon it shows isn't even in the game.

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>>383133891
what's going on here? why do they start jerking him off after he got knocked out?

>>383122698
is fun

>>383133918
The one it represents is even worse

>>383134043
Fight hard motherfucker

>>383127131
Every time I see this, it disappoints me that it's not a real game

>>383122214
Perfect

>>383130564
That picture is sexy as fuck, fake or not

>>383128221
>those feets
NEVER

>>383129825
so then it was consensual rape
i thought that only happened in the wild

>>383135137
Fuck you

>>383131208
fuck you i wont

>>383121280
The funny thing is, they always assume metal as a default position in terms of music taste. Look at Vidya music threads, thry shit all over stuff like Tekken and say its all just "EDM" but then loose their shit if you make fun of Metal gear Rising and say its out of place in a Metal gear game.

>>383126574
>adjust the brightness until you can barely see the final image

>>383121557
jc denton listens to edm dont be silly

>>383134043
free dick pullin's on a guy who cant fight back

>>383130564

>gigi Garrison

>>383135468
upboated

>>383130686
>sticking a penis in a vagina doesn't kill someone.

HOLY SHIT ANON WHAT A BREAK THROUGH YOU MUST BE REALLY SMART

>>383128110
They are pretty much Raptors. They will cut you into pieces as their first resort. You wish you could suffocate and stop breathing. They dont give a fuck if they cut your arm straight up and you bleed up.

This is their first resort.

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>>383130741
They gotta be special needs kids, the faces are too retarded for normal people, nevermind what the actual fuck they are doing

>>383135741
That's an Emu
The Cassowary's wimpy cousin, fuck, even I could beat up an Emu

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>>383135836
You could not beat up a blind Kiwi, you wimp

>>383132269
damn she's got pretty good form for a 6-year-old

>>383135836
The Australians couldn't even beat them.

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>>383135949

>>383135891
Who would want to?

>>383135949
You don't get it man, you weren't there, there were too many of them

>>383134969
>Oblivion dialogue

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>>383136020
>Dignity
Every time

>>383136108
It's a fucking bird. You are smarter than a bird.

>>383133924
that was fucking amazing

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>>383136252
Yes, but is a human smarter than 20,000 birds combined
We may never know

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>>383136361
Make a trap

>>383136108
they didnt burst fire to increase accuracy and conserve ammo

>>383122037
I hate Dark Souls 2 but the mammoth greatsword was fucking nice.

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>>383122037
I don't really get this one, the designs of basic weapons are universal in that series.

>>383136434
I feel as though you are failing to understand how much bird 20,000 Emu's is, they weigh around 40kg each, that's 800,000kgs all up
I'm not trying to excuse the failures of my past countrymen but what the fuck kind of trap are you gonna spring on 800 Metric Tons of bird

>>383135468
ALWAYS

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>>383136786
Yeah he knew he fucked that one up

>>383136761
set them on fire.

>>383136721
HAHA MOTHERFUCKER
YOU DIDN'T TRICK ME AT ALL THIS TIME

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>>383132269
Solid kick. She really knew how to put her weight into it.

>>383136786
So is he dead or what, I've always wondered. I mean, that would be a hell of a way to kill yourself.

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>>383137034
>Grey Kangaroo
Find me a video of someone fighting a Red, then I'll be impressed

>>383137079
You have a very loose definition of the word 'trap'

>>383136245
Same.

>>383130564
>im a dude who liks girls
>now im a dude who likes dudes
>now im a dude who wants to be a woman and likes dudes
>now im a dude who wants to be a woman and likes girls
>now i fug my dog

???

>>383132698
>Finishing MGSV chapter 2

>>383138001
>have issues
>do not have an answer for these issues, why do I feel them
>hear about gay people and how suppressing their urges made them go crazy
>well then I must be gay too since Im crazy as well
>be gay
>the newness makes the feelings of unease go away
>they come back again because nothing has been solved
>hear about this transgender thing and how people that suppress have issues
>well i have issues, must be because im trans
>become trans
>after a while the newness wears off and still have issues
>well I must be lesbian
>after a while the newness wears off
>being a complete sexual mess with no direction and insanely horny from all the hormones, fuck your dog
>well this was the issue
A lot of trans people become an hero after changing sex because they still have mental issues that they projected on their gender. While it was something else

>>383138001
Getting a dog humping your leg is apparently having sex with them now

>>383132698
>Finish game and realize you picked the bad ending

>>383136295
This is pretty good.

>>383134043
They do it in UFC too, supposedly draws blood away from the brain to stop it swelling from the impact
Don't know how effective it really is

>>383132916
New Grand Blue chapter when?

>>383128762
>"Not gold, Mr. Conagher. Australium."
>"Uh huh. And why is there a picture of a man boxin' a kangaroo on it?"

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