SGDQ 2017

we'll be right back in 3 seconds

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who /never going to be good at videogames like kevin/ here

>Tetris: The Grand Master (8-way 100% race)
>Game Length: 0:12:02
>Time to Set-up: 1:21:10
Trannies fucked

>Tetris: The Grand Master (2-players 1-controller race)
>Game Length: 0:10:40
>Time to Set-up: 0:14:58
Trannies fucked again

>Tetris: The Grand Master (Rev Mode)
>Game Length: 0:06:34
>Time to Set-up: 0:07:20
Tranny choked half way through

>Tetris The Grand Master 3: Terror Instinct (Shirase)
>Game Length: 0:05:33
>Time to Set-up: 0:41:00

>Tetris The Grand Master 3: Terror Instinct (Shirase No Hold)
>Game Length: 0:03:03

>Tetris The Grand Master 3: Terror Instinct (Master Mode)
>Game Length: 0:06:54

Overall Game Length: 0:44:41
Overall time for Set-up: 2:24:28

3H SETUP AGAIN?

The only good Tetris showinng was its first time at GDQ. Its been a shitshow ever since.

The last Tetris run was pure anime.

The entire event was pushed back 3 hours for this

I'm watching the mirrors edge run and man. No one in the youtube comments can handle the bants. It's an alright run.

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Goodnight /v/

>shit nintendie game block after 2 hr setup time
good night /v/

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What do we do if trannies stop killing xemselves?

>>383109509
If people want to see the invisible credits tetris run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_b6H8dHHm0
this is where he also got his GM

AUDIO?
TECH CREW?

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>when you're a tranny and nobody's paid attention to you in 8 seconds

Is the no sword LTTP run good?

A SHOUTOUT TO THE AMAZING TECH CREW

>>383109612
I hope not. All they have to do is plug a SNES into the wall.

>>383109591
Poor Kevin, he couldn't handle seeing so many trannies

>>383109634
nice rolento cosplay

>money in the mail
AUTISMBUX

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>Sound keeps cutting
SHOUTOUTS TO TECH CREW

Based tech team saving us from the shitty GBA versions of LttP songs.

>her

>>383109487
it's a SNES this is going to take like three seconds

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YFW THE TETRIS BLOCK IS FINALLY OVER

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>>383109509
>zelda block

>no music playing

BASED AUDIO CREW

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Forgot sgdq was this week. Best runs so far?

Either great runs or train wrecks, whats the must watch stuff?

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>2 hour set up to watch a shitty race, another shitty race, a shitty exhibition, and then one guy who was trying his hardest

I would have rather watched Kevin just play non-stop for the entire tetris block trying to get a grandmaster over that other shit.

shouts outs to mr james chen

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Reminder that ProtoMagicalGirl has an adult diaper fetish

>>383109506
>>383109506
>>383109506

Requesting clip

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I'm going to have a nice fap. Anon, could you let me know when it starts up again? Thanks!

>>383109664
Yeah.

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>>383109652
jesus christ how horrifying

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Audio crew hipster bear guy on suicide watch.

FIRE THE WHOLE FUCKING TECH CREW

>>383109591
He still did amazing. That master mode recovery.

>>383109706
get cancer tripfag

I wish lttp was any% but all dungeons is still a good run. Turtle rock has some crazy shit last time I watched one

>finish work for the week
>Zelda block about to start
>crack a beer
>my shitting girlfriend is coming over
>"anon why are you watching other people play games? This is boring"

She has a point, but stfu

>>383109652
BANNED

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>immediately took it off of emote mode after the trannies left

>>383109746
seconded

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>>383109620
>I'm still pacing myself
"I've got a little news for you. You see, this entire time, I've only been at 50% of my full power."

Celestia a bestia

>>383109604
This fucked up setup time is why I'm not going to see the LttP run in full. It's too bad really.

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Literally just woke up

What did I miss? something about setup times?

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>Trannies being assblasted like shit over a chat they'll never see

reminder that if you have not played Zelda you are a fake gamer

>>383109604

I love Tetris, but for a charity event meant to rake in donations and keep viewers entertained, the Tetris block this year was complete fail. Could easily have had a totally different game or even multiple smaller speedruns in that same time frame.

Heck, I really, REALLY miss the Mario Maker battles they had last year.

this broad couldn't talk like more of a libcuck if she tried

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>>383109692

>>383109746
Fake news.

>>383109627
WAIT ANIKI DON"T!

>>383109746
>>383109787
i was just kidding lmao gulliable tards

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I'm legitimately excited for this next run

Every GDQ I don't think the tech crew can get worse, but they really fucking took it to a new level this year.

?
?

>>383109626
Was that a - dare I say it - glitch?!?!

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>Zelda starting at 2 am EST

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Would you /v/?

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>>383109729
glad i decided to fap than watch that tetris races
i was back in time to watch that guy fail at invis credits tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSBzochNj00
Why don't they play TGM4?

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Did the Power Up guys walk out or something? Whoever's handling the audio now has dropped the ball so hard.

>>383109727
Halo: Combat Evolved
Strider (2014)
Freedom Planet
Mirror's Edge
JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future
Astal
Banjo-Kazooie
Half-Life
Onimusha: Warlords
Ninja Gaiden (Sega Master System)
Ratchet & Clank
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
The Talos Principle
Bionic Commando Rearmed
Tetris TGM3: Terror Instict

i guess

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This Zelda theme version sounds really... nice.

TRANNY SQUAD PASSING ON THROUGH

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>>383109810
good
ill leave zelda to normalfags, trannies and mentally ill retards like yourself

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>>383109636

>>383109767
i feel like ur talking about Lange but maybe its because thats a typical tech nerd description
also hes the only tech guy i know at sgdq

>>383109795
explain

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>cartwheel girl left before the good tetris runs
>will now think tetris is for mentally ill crossdressers
Shoutout to our tech guys!

>>383109729
same...

>>383109779
Tell her that, not us. Jesus.

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Never played a zelda game before other than oracle of ages/seasons, where do I start?

>twitch chat immediately unmuted after the tranny block

My fucking sides dude, why do they coddle these idiots so much, BAWWW POOR TRANNY CAN'T HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT

>>383109860
does he lift?

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MAKE THE GBA MUSIC STOP

dude this incident was better than tranniversery.

>thats gonna be all for my shit
Banned

what the fuck
why are they going back to tetris music
oh shit tech niggers what are you doing

>trap, wutface and hotpokketz banned

kek

>>383109729
trannies ruined everything

WHY THE FUCK IS SMORC BANNED

>>383109860
Would I?

>>383109606
cute

>Protomagical(((her))) literally spit on BASED Kevin

WOOOOOOOAH

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How often does Kevin stream?
Gonna have to follow him

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>>383109509
>lttp is next
Fuck yeah, best game

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>>383109652
danSexy

>>383109901
the first game you retard

>get fucked you fucking niggers

wow, can the donation reader actually say that?

>>383109779
>your GF tell you you are a fucking casual
kill yourself nigger

Who is the retard just standing there?

>>383109902
It's a fucking charity event. They don't want pol tier shit leaking.

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>>383109802

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>>383109779
my buddy's gf chills with us when we watch random game streams and she doesn't even like gaming
wish he's let us run a train on her or something

>>383109954
He's not consistent and he plays more than tetris

>>383109727
Pokemon HG/SS was pretty bad, I liked it

>>383109902
It's the admission that these people are mentally ill. And thereby unstable and unable to handle criticism or reality.

>>383109958
ALTTP race a few years back was fucking mint.

>>383109967
but the first game was only good because of nostalgia glasses

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Friendly reminder to fix your posture.

>>383109890
As I recall it's an anime where the guy resurrects after death. Like, seconds after the webm stops he gets back up unscathed.

He's actually harder to capture dead than alive. If he gets tranquillized he'll get captured, so he cuts off his arm and actually kills himself to avoid that.

>>383109795
>last straight man fighting off army of gays trying to inject him with aids

>setup took 10 minutes

THE FUCK

What's up with trannies and diapers?
It seems like every transgendered person has a diaper fetish.

>>383109891
those kids will now see games that take too long and guys wearing drag...

They even banned WutFace... God is Dead

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Final edit.

>>383109620
Would totally watch a shounen battle anime about Tetris with tournaments and training tropes out the ass

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took them long enough

>>383109864
It was never released

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>trannies gone
>chat re-activated

FUN HAS RETURNED

>no trannys in sight
Ahhhhh

chat's back up

>>383109802
trannies made out on stream narcissa style

Why can't we have professional commentary from someone like Yipes?

>>383109901
There are 3D and 2D zeldas. If you want 2D, start with minish cap or links awakening. For 3D, Ocarina of Time or Wind Waker

>>383109890
Netflix adaptation of the manga, Ajin.

>pcull on the couch

This has potential to be funny, boys.

BASED PATTY ON THE COUCH

>>383109991
Jesus christ how irresponsible. Bring a cute, lewdly dressed little girl to a room full of pedophiles

>>383109804
of course they look at the chat, how else will they get oppression points? they fucking love """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""transphobia""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" because they can get ez attention and victimhood is the most valuable social currency

Runner is a giggle master

>>383109889
They interviewed a guy from Power Up Audio that is doing sound for the event. He kept saying he was a dev and ran that brothers game.

>KILL modo
Japs are hardcore.

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>>383109592
IT WAS UNWANTED

fucking finally no god damn trannies

>patty on the couch
commentary could involve shitposting

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>ALttP
Yeah, I don't care about this overrated game.

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>>383110020

P
A
T
T
Y

Y E S S S SS S

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>>383110052
Welcome to the club.

>runner alias is literally Andy
Breath of fresh fucking air, right off the bat.

>>383109620
>I'm pacing myself
>uhoh
>better speed up
>goes SS2

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>>383110038

>>383109902
At least they didn't keep chat in emote-only mode for hours after the tranny run, as they've done before.

>>383110076
I doubt Yipes knows much about all dungeons swordless lttp speedruns

>Patty couching
>Killa reading donations

I'm excited

>>383110038
Kek someone tweet this to it

>Patty telling jokes

Ok, this could be good.

>>383110113
>bathroom policing

Finally a run worth a fuck and a couch with no trannies.

>>383110038
10/10

>dating a girl who was a potato
BANNED
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was that a tranny joke?

B A N N E D
A
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>>383109991
why do little girls love doing that move? my cousin does that all the time

>>383109779
Yell your GF that it is like watching Nascar, you are looking fro a crash, and you just had one last block.

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>Kevin & cis friends trash females (males) block complete
Finally I can sleep. Good night /pol/.

Are the trannies there even speedrunning anything? Or just being tranny is their job?

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Hi I'm a tranny.

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>zelda block

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ebin

Welp, this run is banned as fuck for being fun.

>making fun of down syndrome people

DING DONG BANNU

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THE MADMAN xD

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Cringe

Kek, not a bad joke. So bad it's good

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>>383109902
>BAWWW POOR TRANNY CAN'T HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT

Huh, an actually funny pun. Don't see much of those at gdqs

Cute

so are there people in here who know this speedrun well or something

why aren't they explaiaing what they are doing to people they are acting like everyone should know this

>>383110084
>not starting with ALTTP for 2D
why

>fun

B A N N E D

>>383110163
That's very true but he's good at improvising

This run is already better than the entire Tetris block. Which is disappointing, because I used to enjoy the puzzle blocks.

>>383110095
>lewdly dressed
good lord dude

Is that the guy that was there for Bonesaw's Jack run? what the fuck WHERE IS BONESAW

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>Dating a girl
>As a MALE

GET THE FUCK OUT

>>383110194
the answer is literally jews

>>383110003
The one where Andy kicked the guy in the leads console and forced a reset?

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>>383110173

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I don't get the joke, does someone have a transcript?

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I keked at that dumb joke

>patty on couch

The spirit lives on. We back in there.

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A frog walks into a bank to get a loan...

>>383109991
NOOOOO SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF THERE

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already best run

I wonder how kevin feels about the fact that during his whole run no one in twitch chat could cheer him on with words

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>>383110237

>common tater
>his """mom""" tells dad jokes

TRANNY BLOCK STILL GOING, CONFIRMED

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>>383110209
>yfw chad's are leaving for zelda
gdq thread can be comfy again!

>>383110257
you mean the bald guy? who was doing all the banter?
please tell me thats him...

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>>383110257
He was there.

someones gonna get banned. liberal elite anita fun police goon squad is gonna be on him all run.

>>383110095
>lewdly dressed
The fuck, it's summer, it's hot, she's wearing shorts and a T-shirt
Get a grip

ALTTP Swordless is cool but theres a lot of level warps and that really shits on the game.

Is this runner a girl? I mean, she is more girly then protomagical"girl".

>>383110280
He was dating a potato and the potato dumped him because he's a common tater (commentator).

>>383110283
ALL tHE StARS ARE HERE

>>383110280
dumb /a/ poster

>>383110257

Bonesaw is relegated to the cuck chair and not allowed to speak.

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That joke was actually funny.
What the fuck

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>>383110038
Nice

>>383110257
Yes, he's the one that spurred Bonesaw on as he descended into madness

How does Cosmo still support himself? His stream can't

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>potato

>>383110174
>be girl
>men in skirt come into the girls bathroom
>don't like it, feel uncomfortable
>stop coming to event

If anyone objects to men entering the womens bathroom, they get banned.

Beep beep beep

Also they banned WutFace GDQ full of salty sjws

>>383110251
I have no idea why they keep forcing them. Sure, it's cool, but we've already seen it a lot.

Oh boy, Zell...duh.....zzz

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>>383110280
>TRANScript

>anytime you want to pick up a heart just
>handjob motion

BANNED

>>383110238
what the fuck I love Dansgaming again

>>383109991
If you don't find this sexually attractive, you need to go back to r*ddit

We cool?

>>383110172
Remember not to fap so you build up motivation to make a better you and so you have more energy for doing something productive, or for playing video games.

>>383110020
How is this possible? He gets up at a pivot

>nice balls there dude
BANNED

>>383110384
autsimbux

>nice balls there
BANNED
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>nice balls

BANNED

nice balls dude

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I wish people would stop broad-brush hating on trans folks. There are genuinely nice people that happen to be trans and aren't brigading attention-mongers.

All the haterade does is set up the jerks to play victim.

>>383110241
minish cap and links awakening aren't connected with zelda lore and still give you a good idea with what to expect. lttp has a lot of zelda lore and the dungeons are definitely harder than minish cap and awakening

What joke did I miss?

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>Go make some food
>Browse through Exhentai
>Read a few different manga
>Fap
>Clean up
>Go skinny dip in my pool for a bit
>Come back
>In the time it took for me to do all that, ALTTP got 3 minutes in

Jesus Christ this tech team is so garbage.

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>>383110280
>>383110412

>>383110412
Why did you trip my tranny gf?

>>383110095
It's his fetish

>>383110384
Trannydolla probs.

>>383110384
he literally begs for money on patreon and earns $400 a month doing literally NOTHING but sit on his ass and role play as a girl

oh damn, this run actually looks interesting

guess I'll have to stop playing video games and actually watch

>>383109991
Will I be in trouble if I save this? Haha just asking for a friend

The moment he made that comment he realized what he said and realized where he was and went into full panic recovery mode.

85,000 viewers starting the Zelda block, trannies genuinely ruined GDQ

Why are you retards so behind in the stream? They said that joke like 5 minutes ago

>>383110275
That's the one.

>>383110238
>twitter account locked
lol

>>383110434
His lower back

It has activated

>heterosexual jokes
>nice balls
wow this guy is so banned

>>383110406
It doesn't help that it seems like the community surrounding the games is at an all time low, and that set up time was unreal.

>Runner and guys on couch are joking around and having fun

BANNED.

>>383110449
Its not their fault that a lot of vocal trans people suck

>>383110505
hour long setups ruined GDQ

Goddamnit you guys are making me realize this is one of the better runs.. but I've watched Andy do it on his stream a few times.

>I don't wanna be here
MADMAN

>>383110034
Well, they act like literal toddlers, so little surprise that they get off on shitting themselves.

>>383109779
ask her to shit on your dick

>>383110470
sounds like your living the life, anon

this run would've been over by now if they didnt fuck the set up

The crowd still looks pretty full for 2:30 AM EST

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>>383110514
What does that mean? When your twitter account gets "locked"?

YES
THIS RUN FEELS SO GOOD AFTER THAT TETRIS TRAINWRECK

GO GO GO GOGOGO GOTTA GO FAST

>>383110552
I won't be back

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Can you guys please stop talking bad about trans people? They aren't here for attention and they really are women, so please stop green texting "her."

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>these commentators aren't dead like the others were throughout the day

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H-HES FAST!!

Comfy run

>>383110449
For a "community" as small as the trannies, this is inevitable. Their might be some good ones, yeah, but it's extremely unlikely you'll ever meet them. Hell, it's extremely unlikely you'll ever meet a tranny in real life, period.

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Nothing is "mentally ill" about changing your body to match the inside. I honestly think most of this hatred comes from children on /pol/ that somehow think liking a transgirl makes you a homosexual when it doesn't. Either that or some self-hatered and jealously over us being able to express our true selves while you're shitposting and crying about it on /v/. I am a trans male to female and a small time speedrunner myself, and if that bothers you then say it to my face you fucking losers.

>>383110402
>girl
>gdq

no chance

>>383110597
>her

>>383110532
>hour long setups due to trannies
>censored chat due to trannies

>>383110582

Only people you approve of can see your tweets.

>>383110597
>ywn get a girl like proto
Why live tho?

Is it gonna be raining the whole run? That's nice, rain is nice.

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>>383109992
>wish he's let us run a train on her or something

>>383110238
>>383110417
Dan made a rather large donation earlier. It was read and everything.

>trans male to female
>speedrunner
seems about right

>>383110597
You can't actually tell which ones are the trans just from the image. you need the strained squeaky voices and indignant attention seeking mentally ill attitude to really distinguish.

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>>383110594

>>383110597
>>383110625
stfu nerds

>>383110619
>Hell, it's extremely unlikely you'll ever meet a tranny in real life, period.
as someone who lives in california i can say this statement is absurd

>>383110613
wtf... why does link look like that... im confused

>>383109991
>>383110424

Actual pedophiles, out

the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
>the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
>the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
>the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
>the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
>the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
>the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
>the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
>the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
>the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
>the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
>the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
>the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
>the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
>the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes

>>383110449
Alright, but I'm a transracial nigger and I demand to get affirmative action scholarships and section 8.

wew lads this run is getting dangerously close to being fun
andy is getting banned for sure and i'm not positive patty is going to make it out of the venue alive

>>383110625
nice b8

>>383110627
Are you talking shit about our loli?

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>(Swordless)

>>383110625
tits

>>383110625
The inside is still male, saying it's female is denying reality and that is why they are mentally ill.
If my inside was a scorpion or attack helicopter this would be called a delusion. But you're not. Chromosomes don't lie.

>>383110238
>tranny recieves death threats
>i'm being oppressed! help! help! literal death is being forced upon me!

>someone says something mean to them
>I HOPE YOU DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT I WILL RIP OFF MY PEN IS AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT CIS SCUM!!!!

Double standards, everyone.

>>383110649
So essentially he, yes he, has to deem you worthy enough to see his own tweets he decides to put out.

>>383110424
You go back to /waifuist/ cunt

>>383110625
If they really changed their body to match the inside, I'd be even more appalled by trannies. Why do I want to see instestines and shit from a mentally ill person?

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>>383110625
Get back to work!

>>383110680
As someone who lives in another state that isn't California, the melting pot of melting pots, it's not absurd. California is where they all fucking congregate, man.

>>383110627
what about edobean then?

>>383110701
After killing the Mario Maker block,I wouldn't put anything past GDQ. To think we got Tetris over Mario Maker.

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>>383110714
it's funny because the jaguars have garbage offense so they basically have no sword

>>383110384
His stream literally pays him $700 per month for playing BotW and chocke the WR daily for stupid reasons, there are also his private camwhore streams.

does swordless mean he doesnt get the master sword too or just the first sword?

dolphin pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZADJA62Qto

Holy shit, there was actually one fun run that probably nobody watched this SGDQ?
How did I miss this?

>>383110714
>(Swordless)
>Trannies get rid of their "swords"

BANNED!

>>383110449
Just get therapy to feel comfortable in the body you were born in
Hormone injections and mutilation won't fix anything

what is protomagicaltrannies twitter?

>>383110701
Patty's already on thin ice

wait why isn't he making Zelda get the sword?

>>383110680
>as someone who lives in the most degenerate state in the U.S., I meet a lot of degenerates
You don't fucking say?

>>383110739
the funny thing is his tweets still get leaked

>>383110714
>swordless
>tranny run
>/v/ was hyped for this

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>>383110714
I know. I keep forgetting he has no fucking sword

>>383110724
Arent you denying reality by diving into escapism and shitposting on an anime imageboard all day?

>swordless

wait what how does that work

don't you have to grab the master sword in order to progress the story?

>>383110730
Isn't that hypocrisy?

>>383110680
>california
Of course it's absurd if you live there. I live in Wisconsin and I've never seen one.

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>>383110781

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Comfy snakes

>>383110796
Princessproto

hold the fuck on, is his shirt being pixelated or am i high as fuck?

C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y

>that impression of link getting hurt
best run

>>383110804
>All Dungeons (Swordless)

>her

>>383110774
leave bortles alone

>>383110724
They do, it's been confirmed that a brain can identify as female or male and that this is sometimes mixed up. Checkmate, /pol/

>>383110776
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CATEGORY RULES
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1) Timing starts on file select and ends upon entering the Triforce room.

2) Obtaining a sword at any point is banned.

3) All bosses must be defeated including both Agahnim's.

4) Collecting all of the pendants and crystals is required. This can be done by any means.

5) Rescuing Zelda in Hyrule Castle to end the rain state is required.

6) An input display is preferred but not require

>>383110796
https://twitter.com/princessproto?protected_redirect=true
his account is protected so you have to follow him first

>>383109741
he looks the same now. no effort.

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>>383110839
Not when you use the power of glitches

One clap

I don't get it, he fucked up a glitch somewhere?

IGNORED

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This is gonna be a breddy gud run

DENIED

>>383110787
DELETE
T
H
I
S

ANNOUNCER BTFO

ANNOUNCER FUCKING DENIED

SHOUT OUT TO POWER UP AUDIO
SHOUT OUT TO POWER UP AUDIO
SHOUT OUT TO POWER UP AUDIO
SHOUT OUT TO POWER UP AUDIO

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>announcer fucking snubbed live

>Andy?
>Nevermind, continue

>can I read some donations
>No

andy? andy? ANNDYYY?

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>>383110860

>>383110724
if your brain was actually wired like an animal or an inanimate object, would you even function as a person anymore

>>383110885
so he'll just OoB into the castle instead of using the master sword?

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>>383110759
I'm going to play with Aoba during work and there's nothing you can do about it!

>IGNORED

ANNOUNCED FUCKING PISSED

SHOUTOUTS TO THE BASED AUDIO CREW

B A N N E D

>>383110885
>3) All bosses must be defeated including both Agahnim's.

But not Ganon right? They don't fight Ganon because he can't be killed without the Master Sword? Or am I wrong?

B A N N E D

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FUCK YOU ANNOUNCER

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>>383110619
>Hell, it's extremely unlikely you'll ever meet a tranny in real life, period.
What?
I live in the middle of the goddamn woods an hour's drive from anything and I've still met a couple even in the past year

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IGNORED

Ignoring the narrator
>BANNED

>>383110625
tranny here. If you don't see how feeling uncomfortable in the body you were born with is a mental illness then you aren't very self aware

hahahahaha holy shit amazing

>>383110882
No it hasn't. Imagine if there was an entire industry based on telling lies and suddenly they tell you something like "It's been confirmed that roast beef and red wine cause cancer" no wait "Saddam had weapons of mass destruction" no wait "The mentally ill have been shown to have different brains"

>>383110781
What was that site called that had all the pictures?
Something like I watch it for the plot, or I watch it for the story.