Why was he such a dick?

>>383091532
>he
dammit

>>383091532
Because this is generic anime character garbage baby game

>>383091591

>maybe if I throw out enough buzzwords I'll have a cohesive argument!

>>383091532
he has a dick

Falco was always an asshole.

>>383091670
>literally defending a nothin personnel bird

>>383091532

Because he is dead. Dead. Dead.

Thought he was hot. Guess what? He's not.

Because he was jealous that Link seemed to be better than himself, despite him being a natural born talent.

Many "skilled" people get angry when you become better than them. The same goes for pretty women, who get beyond upset whenever a prettier woman is in the vicinity, soaking up their attention. So if you want my advice, never make a pretty woman your wife, because from my personal point of view, you should get an ugly woman to marry you.

>>383091772
He was hot in life.

Because he's a bird. Birds are fucking assholes by nature.

>>383091765
>literally not even knowing anything about his character

>>383091857
t. ugly chick

I'd still fug u though.

>>383091532
because he wanted link's dick

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>>383091532
Birds generally are

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>>383091532
>What kinda asshole u want senpaitachi?
>Combine Falco with Takumi
>Holy shit, aight I gotchu

>>383091989
Do you seriously think he's anything but some edge bait faggot for the Vegeta crowd?

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>>383091945
This right here, is the truth.

>>383091765
He's Falco

For the last fucking time! My name is Revali! Now that ain't Falco, or Ravioli, or whatever other bullshit nickname you have for me! My name is Revali! Do you hear me? IT'S RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVALI

>>383092092
more like he wanted links boyhole.
everyone wants it

>>383091532
because he wanted Link's dick

>>383092010
You're a fucking dumbass and a newfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

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He has a point though. He's the only Rito in the history of their people to be both strong and fast enough to use that heavy bow.

Meanwhile Link is just a scrawny guy. Why the FUCK does a prodigy have to serve under someone who just happened to be really lucky? And then Link goes off and gets his ass killed anyway, like holy shit, Revali must've been psychic or something.

>>383091532
Falco has always been a dick.
Is this screenshot from Starfox Adventures 2 ???

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>>383092282
Shut up, Sean.

>Star Fox lives on in Zelda
>F-Zero lives on in Mario Kart

>>383091857
Now I have that stupid fucking song in my head

>>383091532
THAT AIN'T FALCO!

>>383092587
tfw sean probably enjoys revali lewds

>>383091723
this

>>383091532
If I had to guess, birds are probably seen as assholes in nip culture.

Who cares. He was barely a character just like the rest of the guardians. There were NPCs more memorable than them which is pathetic.

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All the characters in BotW were surprisingly likeable. Probably the only game where I wouldn't mind sacrificing some gameplay for more plot.

>>383092304
do you think he would have got a boner from seeing Gerudo Link?

>>383092849
OH OH OH

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So why does Link always wear that stupid earrings?

>>383093092
Maybe he likes them?

>>383092874
I know I certainly do.

And the RevaLink fics that pop up on AO3

>>383093092
>stupid
Best thing that Twilight Princess added to the series TBQH.

>>383093092
trans is the new black

>>383092927
Riju was best girl.

>>383093319
>Twilight Princess
found the underage

>>383091532
He was too cocky for his own good.

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>>383093319
>Twilight Princess
cute boi

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>>383093383
Gerudo was the best town in the whole series and it's not even fucking close.

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>>383093565
>>383093489
I honest to god never noticed he had blue earrings, maybe because I played the game when I was ten. Were they on his model? I'm steaming with shame right now.

>link is right handed in BoTW

this bothers me so much

i'm a leftie and i can't think of any other leftie vidya characters

>>383093919
He's been right-handed for the last 3 games.

He was never left-handed because the sprite flips the hand he uses.

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>>383093919
I remember thinking this was supposed to be a hint that this would end up not being the real Link at all and is just a clone made to finish the job he started.

>>383093092
To get the gay vote.

Just like Trump did with Pence.

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>>383093847
You don't have to feel shame. It's extremely hard to notice

>>383093847
yes, but they're hard as balls to see

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>>383094341
Android Link

>>383091857
I fucking love that song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

>>383092218
He's not edgy, just a dick.

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>>383094437
Can you give an example from the original N64 version? I haven't played the remake.
>>383094517
That's probably why I only noticed them in TP years later. rip me

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>>383094998
You can barely see it even it's perfect angle

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>>383095228
All right, thank you for helping me feel less stupid. Learn something new every day, I guess.

He's a bird in a Nintendo game. He's gotta act like that

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>>383095398
And here's BotW Link.
He even has another earrings for his head armor

>>383096093
>>383092889
>>383092238
>>383092143
>>383091945
You say that, but Revali is literally the only asshole of the bird people

>>383093847
>>383093565
The question here is, who pierced his air?

He didn't have earrings when he was a kid, so someone did it without his consent.

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>>383096529
Not necessarily.

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>>383097000
he was with Link for 7 years.

>>383097392
Old man with a comatose kid for seven years, makes his mark by giving him twink earrings.

>Falco from Star Fox
>Jet from Sonic
>Benedict from Blunderborn
>Revali from Zelda
If there is a bird race in vidya chances are good one of them is going to be an arrogant jerk

>>383096529
>he doesn't know about the asian bird genocide

Suppressed homolust according to fujos.

>>383094341
>tfw my dreams of fighting unfinished Link androids in my quest to become the synthetic hero of time are gone

>cousin found my kass body pillow when the family was over for July 4th
>hasn't talked to me since

How do I approach him

Who is John Galt?

>>383091772
Kass is the hot one

>>383099853
You don't.

Was the pillow lewd?

>>383097104
Teba mellowed later on. Probably after Harth's blowjob.

>>383099853
>body pillow
>not just getting a daki cover
disappointing

>>383097568
>tfw you can't save Benny from battleborn

help

>>383097104
Teba was just mad because his friend nearly died.

>>383097104
He (and Harth, for that matter) was just frustrated at Medoh fucking shit up, he's pretty chill after that's resolved

>>383091857

I don't know how the view is from the bottom, but boy do I love a challenge.

>>383093713
The one in the back was the best.

>>383100194
All the notable Rito men are hot for thier own reasons.

Kass is hot in a buff daddy way, Revali is hot in a haughty bitch kind of way.

>>383091772
>>383091878
>Not wanting a ghost blowjob

>>383091532
Some people are dicks because they want the dick.

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revali is hurtful

>>383101586
What does a ghost blowjob feel like?

>>383101821
I want to fatten Revali.

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>>383093713
Can males attend that class as well?

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>>383101821
>tfw you'll never have your throat fucked by a tongue like that

>>383101821
>that last image where he's riding Link and moaning out loud
Maximum Boner

>>383101037
what about Teba, Harth and the village elder

>>383102514
I don't believe you. You'd better post it, just to make sure.

>>383091532
Don't care. Want to know what happened to the hero of time after MM. NINTENDO GIVE ME ANSWERS!

>he turned into a Stalfos

Not that shit, I want to know if he ever found Navi.

>>383092513

He got killed first, by a single Blight Ganon, Link destroyed dozens of guardians with the Master Sword, Hylian Shield, Base Hylian Trousers and Base Champion's Tunic; and Link didn't die, he just blacked out.

STOP GIVING KASS HYPER DICK

>>383102090

Only if you are a passable trap,

>>383103014
https://exhentai.org/s/234fd308a7/1071277-22

>>383102927
>Teba
Hot in a manly way, sort of like Sidon

>Harth
Emo Bird, nuff said

>Kanelli
For the type that like chubby older guys

>>383103014
Just look up Daft Patriot/Revali

>>383103113
Pre time-skip Link was a fucking beast, he annihilated Multiple Lynels at once, no idea how he even lost... probably because the dumb idiot didn't use a shield.

>>383103980
I honestly think Teba and harth are fucking or having consensual sex

>>383105280
How so, aren't they both married

>>383105465
Teba is, pretty sure Harth's single

>>383091532
>is cocky while alive
>challenges Link to a duel out of jealousy
>chides Link for being late when you get to his dungeon
>urges Link to avenge his death

By how much /v/ went on and on about how much of an asshole he was I was severely disappointed when he was just a bit cocky.

His name is fucking Rivali. He was Link's RIVAL. That's why he challenged him a century ago.

>>383105631
>Nobody draws Harth

>>383105590
>No Harth/Teba porn or fics

Harth needs more love, Teba too

>>383105465
anon you can still be married and fool around with a friend

>>383091532
FAL-CO!
FAL-CO!
FAL-CO!

>>383105997
there's one art I remember seeing where teba gets fucked by Kanelli while harth watches

>>383106110
Again, Based DaftPatriot

>>383093230
>Maybe he likes them
so he's a fag?

>>383105392
i wish there was more azir lewds

>>383104897
Even after clearing 120 shrines, Link couldn't restore his original power.
Can he ever recover to that level?

>>383106391
pool party azir?

>>383105465
Faggots have a problem where they think everyone is secretly as much of a massive homo as they are.

>>383107119
>being so concerned about fictional characters fucking

are you those kass cucks too

>>383107796
Do you have a picture to back that claim up?

Oh boy I can't wait to talk about the Zelda games lore

GEE, I'VE BEEN SAVED BY LINK, HOW SWELL

>>383091772
His heart has stopped and his brain is cold.

He is so, so dead.

>>383108390
i imagine kass can take at least three or four dicks one if its a lynel

Damn I forgot what hath looked like. Google suprisingly doesn't have anything come up. Can someone help me put a face to the name?

>>383108493
In order
Kass>Harth=Teba>Revali>Kaneli

>>383108573
HEY SAHASRAHLA, I'M ON YOUR SIDE!

>>383108957
He's pretty old tho, that makes taking dick at full capacity very dangerous

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>>383108824
He's the emo to the right, the one that got his wing clipped in a fight with Medo and that repairs Ravioli's bow if you break it.

>>383107796
Kass literally has a wife and child who are waiting for him to come home

>>383109106
thanks pal

Do you think had he and the other champions lived, Revali would come to respect Link eventually over time?

>>383109212
Quit projecting your homosexuality onto children's game characters

>>383109475
Pretty sure Ravioli already respected Link but was too jealous of him to let him know

>>383109595
So would he and Link have an antagonistic relationship or would it be a friendlier rivalry

>>383108886
Oh, Revali is a virgin?

>>383110120
Revali would squawk like a girl if Kass penetrates him

>>383110202
>Kass
>Not Link

>>383110065
Revali would consider Link his rival and always try to one-up him. Link wouldn't give a fuck and just do his job as best he can (which incidentally would often lead to him outperforming Revali, to the latter's anger).

>>383110274
yeah but we're talking about someone who has a massive cock ripping open a tight boipussy

>>383099853
>Body pillow
There's your mistake.

>>383110636
Do not bully the arrogant burd

>>383093092
In thus case maybe Mipha gave those to him?
They are the same color as her jewels.

what do rito armpits smell like

>>383111390
Bird Feathers?

>>383103113
Actually no. He died for real. They just managed to throw him in the shrine of Ressurection in time. It's less clear in english, but in the french localization, they don't beat around the bushes. Link died.

t. guy who's played the game in two languages.

inb4 some retard says french is less canon. I'm sure they wouldn't be able to get such a major detail wrong.

>>383092587

tfw i personally know the voice actor and tell all my friends and they just make fun of him for being a wierd furry. He certainly is an interesting guy

>>383111853
Furry or Not, I liked his voice for Revali.

>>383111616
Lat. Spanish also handles that scene as Link just barely not dying. Then again, the shrine of Resurrection is just called shrine of Life there, so it was probably done because that doesn't necessarily imply it works on dead people

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Realistically speaking, is Kass a good father?

>>383111584
yeah but what do bird feathers smell like when you rub them repeatedly

>>383112872
This is a thought I'd rather discuss on trash

>>383112542
He's a good dad and a loving husband! Not gay!

>>383091532
All the story quest Harvey Birdmen were edgelords and I wanted to smash both of their faces in.

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>>383113183
Wait there was a stable in Rito Village?

Why do so many people want to fuck giant birds?

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>>383113485
I prefer tiny birds personally.

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>>383113485
this was shown in a kid's film

>>383112542
I have no idea what to do with that singing birb puzzle. I tried shooting arrows through the hand statues in the order of their singing but nothing happens.

why aren't there eagle ritos

>>383114012
Do you have them where they're all singing on Passer Hill?

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>>383113183
Kass has the best bedroom eyes and I want him to fuck me until I explode.

>>383093092
earrings arent gurly fuck you anon

>>383093092
because fujoshits and literal faggots

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>>383115086
it's the eyelashes

how can one have a manly build yet have a feminine face

>>383115309
how those thing aren't girly

>>383092927
>I wouldn't mind sacrificing some gameplay for more plot.
Your slippery slope leads to the Sony thread that's someone on /v/. Please go there and never come back.

>>383114012
Shoot wind. Use the korok leaf. Do it in number order.

>>383113620
Why doesn't anyone draw the eagle?

>>383091532
He's especially annoying in the final boss cutscene for the Spanish version

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>>383092927
All the characters in BotW were surprisingly likeable. Probably the only game where I'd sacrifice them for more power.

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>>383119512
I've seen plenty of art of Mighty, there's even that stripper art with Kass (neopets Kass) and that griffon monster dude from Monsters U

with that said that's his "past" look, he looks fat in his "present" look, so that explains the scarcity

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I think the only people who like this game are fat gay furries and children. This thread is literally your brain on nintendo.

>>383120173
>that coconut cream

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>>383119694
I don't think you've read Berserk.

He's just jealous of Link being the champion chosen to wield the Master Sword. This couldn't be more obvious.
>>383105709

>>383120173
>he looks fat in his "present" look
I prefer that look over the past one.

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>>383121149
I have but I don't think you have.

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>>383121458
why

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>>383121780
I dunno, that was a poor choice of Griffith.

>>383122063
I just like fat guys.

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>>383092513
>has one of the best weapons around in the game
>guardian like enemies are annihilated by bows

>still somehow lost

>>383122194
The movie Griffith and Guts both look weird. Guts looks chubby and Griffith has a massive nose.

I never realized /v/ enjoys bird

>>383122992
Kass awoken things in some people

>>383122410
Better representations of Miura's illustrations imo.

>>383091532
Urbosa was an active calm type, kinda like a den mom or something. Mipha was the passive calm type, typical healer. Daruk was the fiery passionate active physical type guy, like a big bro. Revali is the other type of active teammate, the cocky edgelord who shits on you but cares deep down (probably)

Maybe it was RPG tropes, maybe not.

>>383122260
>not link
of course he lost

>>383091532
The champions were pretty poorly written in general. Could have cut them from the game and it wouldn't have mattered one bit. Just have the characters who are actually alive pilot the divine beasts instead. Champion powers are dumb pointless overpowered bullshit so it's fine for them to get cut too.

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>>383122992
I always like a good bird

>>383127398
I want to rescue him from hell.

>>383127929
Are you willing to take another man's life for that? Randy's life specifically.

>>383091532
small bird dick

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>>383113589

>>383101586
Go away Dan Aykroyd

kass is a slut

how do I upload all the stuff I've taken in my shiekah slate

>>383094178
he's left handed in albw

>>383091989
>legend of Zelda
>character progression

oh I'm lol'ing

>>383092513
>shit talks Link constantly
>dies to a single Blight Ganon
>arguably the easiest Ganon

Nah he's he a cocky dumbass

>>383092513
he's a massive faggot

>>383091532
'cause he was craving Link's link.

He was the big dick G of the Rito. Literally the strongest, fastest and all around most skilled, the only person to even be able to wield his bow. He's the fucking coolest.

So then suddenly there's this little Hylian, not even that strong or special, who gets to be his boss purely because some magic sword said so. He didn't need to prove his strength or anything, nope, he just got it handed to him. Of course he's be pretty pissed.

Only afterwards did he understand that there's a reason the sword chose Link.

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>>383093713
gerudo is god tier, I'm still there now on master mode, just finished all beasts.

you can walk into one of those student house and she is practising talking to voes on a dummy

>>383091532
He's a closet gay and was pissed at Link for being attracted to Zelda instead of him. It's why he brags about himself infront of Link, he's trying to flaunt. He can't understand why Link wont be with him when he's such a badass.

My dad works at Nintendo is how I know this.

>>383135386
>tfw a gay cocky bird will never try to woo you by flaunting
Why is my life this way

>>383135386
everyone wants Link's dick

>>383091532
Manlet.