SGDQ 2017

i wana lick announcer pink pusy mmmmmmmm

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>Skips
>What a boring fucking run

>No Skips
>It's a fucking Let's Play

>>383087029

B A S E D pusyposter

WE GOT A TRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>no Blue Shells
>no Lightning
>no skips
>no glitches
NICE
FUCKING
""""""SPEED""""""
RUN

>>383087029
Based pusy poster

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This run is going to be awful, isn't it?

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>>383087012
Happy 3rd Tranniversary!

>>383087128
What a boring fucking event desu senpai

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My girlfriend is up next. Wish her luck!

This commentary is unintentionally hilarious.

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Mario games are always so pleasing to look at

>no skips
>even has certain items turned off to make sure nothing interesting happens

Might be time for dinner or something.

let's play

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>we're gonna try and drive on the semen

wait what

>>383087012
I fucking hate Nintendo so damn much

8 Deluxe > DS > Double Dash > 7 > 8 > 64 > Wii > Super Circuit > 64 > Kart

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>oh and btw we're using a cheat code to remove blue shells and lightning bolts

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>no skips on easy

You guys may disagree, but chrono trigger was better than this shit

>speedrun
>no skips
boring

>>383087029
based pusy poster

how the fuck is this a speed run

This game sucks

sage

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Nice lets play you faggots

Did they push back the Final Fantasy VII run? I could have sworn it was early Friday afternoon, but now it looks like it's Friday at midnight.

THREAD THEME:
https://youtu.be/Dj7K2Bql6D4

CTR > MK

>>383087180
Shitty commentators, shitty rules, shitty game. It's gonna be shit.

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>characters like Funky will never be in a Mario Kart game again
MKWii will forever have the best roster, but at least they're trying to improve with MK8 Deluxe

>>383087128
maybe just not run shit games

>>383087012
would you guys laugh if all 3 trannies lost to the one normal guy at tetris?

is this an elaborate ruse

>makes sure there are not blue shells or lighting bolts

So ez modo for babies

>>383087012
42mins of standard play? Whats fast about this?

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>>383087128
Sexy kid.

>>383087128
skips are cool, 64 was great
but this mkwii is literally a lets play without letting cpus attack you
just another reason that the younger the mario kart, the worse it is

Who is the big titty girl?

Also that mario kart run blew my mind

>>383087209
The schedule for today is fairly boring

I can't be the only one who is thinking about how much I would smash jcool114's bp

>>383087128
>>Skips
>>What a boring fucking run
are you retarded

>>383087029
BASED PUSSY POSTER

>>383087228
why is there such a power gap between 8 and 8D?

>>383087128
nobody wanted mario kart

this run is fucking stupid

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BIKES WERE A MISTAKE

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>doing lets plays at a speed running event

>>383087229
>cheat code

neck yourself

>there's a lot of interesting skips and glitches, but we don't do that

JUST STOP

>shit graphics, n64 unironically looks better
>Wheeling around for 'speed'
>funky kong

Awful

>>383087246
Schedule gets updated to reflect delays, which happen every single time. Usually the end of the marathon is about half a day behind where it was scheduled at the beginning.

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>No Skips
>No glitches
Why are they even running it? This shit is fucking boring

>>383087280
im going to laugh no matter what happens

>>383087128
You do know that even though the posts all say "anonymous" , not all posts are made by the same person right? Its not the same people saying these things, its different people complaining about different things, its not a fucking hard concept.

>>383087193
It gets harder to look at every time.

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Did anyone find out who this was?

>>383087378

What is it then? Not the other anon, by the way. I'm just curious to know what he meant.

>>383087195
no

normally the game has blue shells and lightning

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>Does a basic gap jump that everybody who plays mario kart knows about
>Audience claps like it was the sickest shit

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What a waste

>>383087305
Kuro is the cutest

>Get ready for this super ebic trick guise! it's tense
>Presses jump button and clears a small clearance by a country mile
>Forced clapping

This is shit.

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How did he disable lightning and blue shells?
I dont remember an option for that

now why the fuck did Mario K A R T add bikes that outclass the karts in every single aspect again

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>>383087228
>two 64s
>Super Circuit above anything
>regular 8 that high
Everything else is fine
>>383087230
At least Chrono Trigger was a ~20+ hour game in 3 hours
This is just a fucking lets play

S-SPINU DRIFTO!!

>>383087012
who organized the runs this year holy shit, so many bad decisions. 4 hour TP run in primetime, this garbage Mario Kart Wii U run which turns off blueshells and lightning

>>383087435
The poor gal that had her seat sniffed

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>there's a lot of interesting skips and glitches, but we don't do that

HOW DID THIS GET APPROVED

>>383087435

Haha you guys sure do love that clip of me!

>ywn have a bike ride with Funky Kong

just end it all bros

>no skips
what've been more interesting if they just got like the 4 best racers and had a tournament or something if they're just doing a lets play

>>383087246
They're hilariously behind schedule due to /v/ level incompetent mods

>>383087459
he literally said settings

>This autistic guy on the couch got a mic
>Bonesaw didn't

The MK64 run was much better than this.

>ASMR Roleplay: Caring And Supportive Funky Kong Brings You Along For His Motorcycle Test

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We are all going to make it. Just be positive.

>>383087435
That's DS Dad

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Mario Kart 3ds released in 2011
you know what also released in 2011?
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIOOwhmkoLo
https://youtu.be/P8z0HXcG0LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTt9k4Y-a8
https://youtu.be/yo76J3ajswo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8MCfrn4lPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3lfCTeIq-4

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Lets post Akko instead

>>383087498
MARRY ME!

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>Everyone complains when glitchless runs sequence break without actually glitching
>Everyone complains when glitchless runs don't sequence break

>>383087476
setting items to 'basic' removes some items

>>383087401
Gotcha. Never watched it live before and only caught what was on Youtube.

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>announcer's IG says she used to be fat

nice, she's definitely easy then.

we have a shot, lads

If I wanted to optimize a time trial I would just watch it on fucking youtube

>>383087204
if you're gf ever dumps you i'll be happy to chain her up in my basement and wish her luck... my way

>>383087573
>everyone
haha no

what's the appeal in this? from what I hear it's just boring mentally ill people playing games

>>383087573
see
>>383087415

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>>383087562

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>>383087558

>>383087435
That my girlfriend, she had to go pee really bad

>>383087459
In MK7 there are item options that can be chosen before VS or Grand Prix that changes the item set.

This set increases the chances of mushrooms and removes blue shells and lightning. There is another set that actually increases the chances of receiving bombs and lightning iirc

>>383087550
My dude

>>383087550
who else /watches this webm every time they see it in the thread/

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>>383087562

>>383087512

Haven't been paying attention to the commentary the whole run, thanks.

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Give me your funkiest and or grooviest dance gifs
>>383087498
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>383087550

Makes me smile every time.

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>>383087378
did I ask you to respond to me?

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>>383087562
Akko is a communist!

>>383087573
you cant fucking speedrun a racing game, a racing game by definition is a speedrun

>>383087631
That supports my fucking point you mong

Are they dropping frames?

>>383087550
I love this man

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>>383087558

>>383087550
He's just so happy to be there

I hope he had a great time

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>>383087562

>>383087632
Was she the best girl? I didn't watch the show but she certainly looks like best girl material

Even the RNG hates this game

>>383087498

nobody believes its you, so post proof

>>383087742
speed strat. fewer frames = faster run

twitch chat spamming racist emotes is pretty fun

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>>383087787

Of course, anon.

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>>383087467
>finishes in first place against the CPU which any 10 year old can do
>crowd goes insane

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>>383087573
>Tfw all trannies are inevitably going to hell
>Only another 50 years or so of life and I'll never have to see a tranny again
>Just smell them roasting in the underworld

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>>383087154
This desu.

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>>383087689

>>383087741

No it doesn't, dude. It's not all the same people complaining. You probably don't even know what "mong" means.

>>383087712
Yes you did anon

You're welcome

>>383087556
i just now noticed that he stares at her

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CHIBI IS SAVED

tHis iS tHe MosT bOrIng SpeEdRuN I HaVe EveR sEeN

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Why are there so many trannys in the speedrunning community?
What is it that brings so many of them together?

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This let's play is boring what should I do

>>383087551
In all honesty, as much as I want him to sort himself out, I also want to see how badly he's going to comically fuck this up.

>>383087467
who the fuck plays mario kart lmao

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>>383087689

>>383087741
How the fuck does that support your point? I guess the concept truly IS too hard for you to grasp.

The people complaining about sequence break without actually glitching are not the same people complaining when when glitchless runs don't sequence break at all.

>>383087628
Nah it's boring mentally ill people playing games relatively quickly

why the fuck are they clapping

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GORILLAS ARE NOT MONKEYS

Is Funky Kong Nintendo's first openly gay character?

>Biker
>Do-rag
>Jean shorts
>/fit/
>Loves "bananas"

>>383087878
play vidya

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>>383087787
>Was she the best girl?
No

> a run with no tricks other than the ones that EVERYONE already used everytime in these tracks

Rivetting

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So let me recap.

>No skips
>No glitches/bugs/tricks to speed things up
>Used a code to disable hazardous items

the entire run is him just playing through tracks with no risk? I don't care what happened in any run previously, this has taken top spot as worst run.

>>383087872
autism

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Chibi OFF suicide watch

>>383087825
>trannies are shortening their lifespans by deteriorating their bodies with drugs and hormones not meant for their systems
feels fucking good that they'll die off in their 40s or commit suicide before then

>>383087845
>say everyone
>no anon it's actually different people
That's still EVERYONE you fucktard

>>383087504
i know right
HMMMM what might make this RACING game interesting? oh i know, no skips or cheats or items

SGDQ would probably make a lot more money if they actually promoted entertaining runners instead of banning them left and right.

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>>383087872
>Alyssa
Whats its real name?

>>383087596
Link?

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>>383087961
Good for him
I LIKE THAT TWEET

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>let me tell you about this really cool skip we can do, but I won't do it now

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>not posting Constanze

Get it together, nerds.

>>383087872
Speedrunning is appealing to people with autism. Autism is characterized by obsession with things. A likely topic of obsession for young people growing up is gender and how they fit in.

>>383087863
>we have something for you ; )

oh fuck, don't do it chibi, they're gonna shoot you

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>>383087924
Not sure but they were in his suitcase

>>383087503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc

>>383087982
Austin.

>>383087604
B A S E D spoony poster

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>this run

>>383087968
>50 people in the thread
>10 complain about glitches
>other 10 complain about no glitches
>hurr durr everyone complains u guys don't like anything

>>383087863
>we have something for you
>come to the 6th floor
You can't trick me, Kenji.

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>>383087919
Dork dyke

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>>383088034

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>>383087961

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>>383087863
>We have something for you

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>>383087878
Same as me, go to bed, almost 4 here anyway.

>>383087973
at some point theres going to be so many good runners banned that you can just make another event that only has those runners and raise even more money

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>>383088057
uhhhhhhhh

>>383088057
He said he used them in a water balloon fight when asked at the time

Was he... lying to sound less pathetic?

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>>383087912
Are they not? I've been living a lie

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>>383087968

>>383087649
>not letting your gf use your mouth as toilet
what kinda faggot are you?

>>383088132
deep chibi lore

what did he mean by this

NICE LET'S PLAY

he's not using a code to disable the items you mongs. it's just the intended item settings in the game

Mario Kart DS is the best Mario Kart

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guys... who else /cleansed/ here?

I'm on day 6 of nofap, and after the trannies today I no longer feel anything for traps. I think I'm gonna go unsub to all my degenerate sites

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WOAH HEY WAIT THAT WAS A SKIP

>>383088225
You forgot this: 3

>>383088131
I fucking hope so. I hate how heavy handed GDQ is with these runners. They didn't even let Bonesaw have a mic when he couched a run a few nights ago. Fucking morons.

>>383087863
inb4 they throw him off the balcony

HUBNUUUT

>>383088241
i've jerked off like 5 times today

>there's still 30 minutes left of this shit

>>383088132
fishy
FISHY

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>>383088034
But Sucy is best.

>>383088241
enjoy prostate cancer

>>383088241
you're gonna make it anon

Why are people clapping for somethin anyone can do?

>>383088034
>>>/wsg/1767839

>>383087863
place your bets: will chibi get
A) Stabbed
B) Raped
C) Stabbed then Raped

WHAT'S UP JCOOLARMY, WELCOME BACK TO LET'S PLAY MARIO KART WII!
IN THIS EPISODE, WE SHOWCASE THE EXISTENCE OF CERTAIN FUN TRICKS, WHICH WE WON'T BE DOING. YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS IT!

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>>383087961
right now he's crossing off those dudes from his list like that guy from happy gilmore. poor dude.

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>>383088286

>>383088053
I don't understand what he did that would result in him being kicked out

Fat retarded snake was just trying to have a good time

>>383088306
kill yourself tripfag

>>383088132
>>383088163
There's the chance that he brought a fuckton and didn't use all of them
Of course, this is assuming that Chibi ISN'T a lying faggot which probably isn't the case
>>383088207
>just the intended item settings
The intended settings have red shells, blue shells, and thunderbolts. They turned items on "Strategic," which takes all of those out.

Is it weird if I don't give a shit about speedrunning Mario Kart?

It's a racing game, going fast is the goal, and was intended. And it seems kinda lame without bullshit items or shitty rubberbanding. I wanna see him try a risky move, get struck by lightning, and waste like 30 seconds.

>>383087154
Did they turn off those items?

>>383088302
americans

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>>383088132
oh shit lol

>>383088313
that was billy madison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77R1Wp6Y_5Y

>>383088241
...Good for you I guess

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>>383088241
You're here forever

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>>383088323

>>383088306
D) Laughed at, then raped

>>383088306
men cant get raped so it has to be A

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>no skips

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>>383088306
>Tripfagging

I wanted to stick around for the tranny run later, but this let's play is putting me to sleep

Tetris used to be my favorite part of GDQ

now it's just a trannyfest

>>383088294
do you actually get a higher chance of prostate cancer if you dont fap regularly? asking for a friend

>>383088241
That's beautiful man, are you white? I hope you grow into a strong alpha male with a nice wife that gives you many white children who all grow up to become scientists and high-ranking military officers.

>>383088342
>was just trying to have a good time
You answered your own question anon

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>>383087863

>they're trying to be nice
>Chibi spergs out
>they realize they made a mistake
>they glitch through a wall and drop Chibi out of bounds

100% chance of happening.

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>>383088323
Like I give a shit about shipping, you fag.

So is this what qualifies as a Nintendo game speedrun? I only have to beat the AI?

>>383088417
are you fucking retarded?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgNwIkB7pJc

>>383088358
I almost want tripfags to make a come back so I can tell tripfags to fuck off, again.

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>no skip
>skip anyway

>>383088359
all i meant by intended was that the strategic setting was in the game. you dont need to hack or something to use it

>>383088241
some things never wash off

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>>383088474
GLITCH?

>>383088446
>wanting your kids to be boot licking militarycucks

CALLED OUT BY ANNOUNCER! OH SHE MELTS MY HEART!

>>383088362
>64
>gets hit by lightning, doesn't bitch about it
>goes fast
>Wii
>uses babby mode to prevent lightning and blue magic
>doesn't go fast
Really makes you think

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>>383088438
When can we go back

>>383088556
>she

>>383088521
It's not a skip you dumb anime

>>383088556
>she doesnt even read donations
I love her already. Plus she can sing

I appreciate that the announcer came out and asked on behalf of everyone "So what the fuck constitutes a skip if you're jumping huge gaps"

I would love for the couch guy to come on the stream and just start shitting on this guy's run and accuse him of skipping

>>383088053
Dude in the wheelchair apparently tweeted that he would never go back to this event ever. I would guess it has to do with them making him turn off his cool doggy screen. Apparently he wasn't kicked out but I guess the staff was rude. I mean let him have his doggy screen, he seemed so bummed he had to turn it off. I would guess the staff has no idea how to handle someone that actually does have a special need vs trannies that need attention and cry because the wind blowing in the wrong direction is transphobic.

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God this runner looks so much like a faggot youtuber. This whole run is just so awful.

Which retard thought that every single old shitty nintendo game would have to be speedran? Half of them are copy paste boring trash.

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>>383088538

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>>383088438
I thought it was these two who are running it

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>JUST

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>literally getting called out by the announcer who's probably never speedrunned in their life

L O L

This run is getting close to HGSS for worst run of the event

>>383088393

I'll be going to my backup fetishes; feet, bangs, succubi, and midriff teasing.

>>383088594
>>383088556
>what arent we skipping?

Fucking Rekt.

>>383088241
>try to nofap
>realize i will never ever have sex and theres no harm in jerking off

every time

>>383088563
so there have been runs that actually played the game?

Put those niggas on, this 100% safe shit is boring.

Someone give me a quick rundown on this chibi fella.

I want to lick announcer pusy

>>383088648
NOW YOU HAVE DONE IT

>>383087128
I was happy with skips

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>>383088648
what happened at 2014 that was so bad? its not like he had sex with some guys wife or anything

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>>383088648

damn he really is autistic.

>>383088479
please keep posting more lewds, its more interesting than this shit "speedrun"

>playing mario kart seriously
>playing mario kart at all
lmao

announcer sounds old imo

>>383088653
Nothing is going to touch that run. That run was a fucking disaster. TYB Red for killing it.

>>383088241
Day 22, only fapped to softcore Western whore shit before but now have more energy, better gains in the gym. Basically the last in my checklist along with things like cutting out sugar altogether and taking cold showers.

what is the name of the announcer who did the "poyo" shit shes cute

>>383088648
>when you meme yourself into an existence worse than the one you're already a part of

>>383088642
It's most if not all of them. I know ProtoGuy definitely is.

>>383088648
What did he mean by this?

>>383088479
*BRAP* inhale deeply.

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Reminder that KevinDDR got beat by the tranny in the race at AGDQ this year.

He's washed up and the tetris block is just depressing now.

When's Tetris?

>>383088761
Edobean
She's a whale

>>383088707
he's autistic

>>383088653
>HGSS
Woah there buddy, sure this is boring let's not go overboard.

>>383088648
He should just embrace it as he's never going to live that down.

>>383088761
Edobean and no she's not cute, she's obnoxious.

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>speedrun where someone uses glitches and developer oversights
>"Wah how is this a speedrun, this is cheating!!!"
>speedrun where someone plays the game without glitches and play as the developers intended
>"Boo too boring, this isn't a speedrun!!!"
Fucking /v/, you can never be satisfied.

>>383088701
yeah, last run

guess you missed it, it was pretty good

>>383088653
what happened with hgss I didn't see it

>Blue shells turned off
Wat?

>>383088442
http://www.medicaldaily.com/jerking-cuts-prostate-cancer-risk-33-percent-male-orgasm-flushes-out-harmful-419783

>>383088701
There was a Wii-U one being ran by a horrible Aussie chick one year

>>383088648
i love bagels!

>I grew up with mario kart wii

how fucking young are these people?

and why do they have more money than me?

>>383088761
edobean

>>383088648
Remember when he was saying "haha that's me! i'm just cringy lol!" when pewdiepie did a video on him

>they turned off blue shells
whats the point?

>>383088653
it's miles ahead, pokemon was so full of cringe it was entertaining, this is.... just a guy playing mario kart

>speedrun
>4th place

>>383088826
The first group is literally made up of retards who read Kotaku and browse NeoGAF, it's not /v/.

Bodacious let's play

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>>383087550
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>>383088831
fuck. Just got back.

Thanks anon

>>383088768
>Proto

Shit run confirmed

>>383088834
We're here to go fast, not be stuck sitting 2nd place because of rubberband AI + item bombing you for being in 1st.

So when the fuck is GDQ going to upload runs onto YouTube

>>383088798
ok, but why do we know his name and such? arent most people at this event autisitc?

>>383088707
Was acting like an autist in 2014 by getting on the couch when no one asked him to during CavemanDCJ's run. Caveman famously told him to shut the fuck up and ruined his life as a speedrunner and streamer as a result.

>>383088863
They're manchildren, they're in a constant flux of growing up

>>383088756
It was great though, I'm pretty sure just about anything that could go wrong, did go wrong.

No idea why he didn't just reset when he got his "RNG manipulation" wrong at the start considering it fucked his entire run with no recovery, though I'm guessing it's because even with him loading a save he still completely fucked it up.

>>383088863
They're poor don't worry.

>>383088826
>/v/ is one person who likes one thing the second a poster mentions it
It seems your image instead relates to you, my friend.

>>383088913
i'll ask GDQ for you nigger

so what did Total Biscuit end up doing?

>>383088836
It gets canceled out by the increased risk of anal cancer all you faggots will get.

>TURNING OFF ITEMS
LITERALLY WHY?

>>383088796
>>383088825
>>383088876
thanks guys

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>>383088783
>doubting based Kevin
get a load of this dork

>>383088826
how many copies of this exact fucking posts can we fit in one fucking thread?

>>383088943
BUT has Chibi become a tranny yet?

I'd say he got out ahead if not.

>>383087154
Fucking this.

FAILED TWICE
LMAO @ YOUR LIFE

>>383088895
I-its a strat, I swear!

>>383088910
It'll be fun seeing him get destroyed in the race.

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>CAWODOOTY jokes
>That haircut
>Those glasses

>>383088836
my friend said thank you

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BRs8O66gquZ/?taken-by=aliciareneesings

your announcer, ladies and gentleman

>>383088912
Not too fast though, because skips are hard. We're gonna stick to casual timetrial pace.

>>383088939
Just watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM

>>383087550
:)

>>383088912
pussy shit

>Hanzo mains

>>383088730
if you've been living under a rock the past 3 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM

>>383088756
>>383088815
HGSS was great just because of how much of a fucking joke it was
This run is a Lets Play that is literally playing on Easy difficulty

>>383088653

Brothers was the worst run of the entire year.

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>>383088912
>We're here to go fast
>Isn't going fast
Really makes me wonder

What the fuck is this lump of autism on the left

>Explain a really simple skip for 10 seconds
>Yeah there's nothing else, read donations for the other 4 minutes of this track

Who the fuck greenlit this

This is just watching some guy playing Mario Kart. This is fucking awful.

>>383089005
Yet. It'll happen in another few years.

>>383088832
literally everything went wrong, even backup plan of switching carts to a perfect save didn't help and the run had to be mercy killed also FUCKING edobean was announcing and people were asking her to pikachu all the time

>>383088943
Did that really reflect badly on Caveman? I dont know how he put up with it so long. Also his beta male passive aggression through out was hilarious.

>>383089028
shes moderately qt

Shit run, MK64 was way better than this.

>>383088939
He's one of those super outgoing autists, and he's worked himself into a frothy mess of social anxiety.
On top of that, he's got it into his head that twitter is the best way to communicate with people (??) so we get a constant play by play of his experience at AGDQ

>>383089081
For a game that made me want to fucking kill myself I was disappointed in the speedrun. It was dry as shit.

>>383089028
Approved.

>>383089107
On easy mode

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This guy is so bad at mario kart.

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>>383088912

>>383089028
>sucessful weight loss story

Isn't that a good thing?

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How did this """"""speedrun"""""" get approved

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This is literally a Let's Play.

this run is awful

literally a lets play

>>383089108
In another few years we'll have the Great Purge, where all these people commit suicide realizing what a horrible mistake they've made. Society as a whole will finally rebel against their movement's snowflake demands, and everything will work itself out.

Right?
...Right?

>>383089107
>>383089197
With Blue Shells turned off.

>no skips
who thought it was a good idea to accept a fucking let's play?

This guy is hot garbage.

>>383089135
No, it ruined Chibi. Caveman is fine. Awesome even.

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Fuck, this is a snoozefest.

Time for DSP.

>>383089231
>>383089232
>>383089243
call of duty :)

Best song in the mario kart series desu

Bonesaw isn't even allowed to speak, but this run got accepted in a prime time spot. Based SGDQ crew.

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>>383089028
>lost weight
>musician

Nice... pretty nice