Now: Mario Kart 64
Next: Mario Kart Wii
Later: Trannies, Trannies everywhere
That's a lot of trannies on the table.
>>383082610
>3 trannies at the same time
Can't wait for the end of the event where it's going to be 6 trannies
trannies should be burned at the stake
F I V E G U Y S
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>All these trannies
Why are there so many in the speedrunning scene
First for happy traniversary.
ProtoMagicalGirl is a beautiful woman. Please quit bullying her.
>>383082770
Attention mostly
>first time tetris played at a GDQ
>sleeper hit, nobody expected it to be so hype
>no trannies
>several gdqs later
>tetris one of the most hyped blocks
>3 tranny runners
what did they mean by this
>tune in sgdq
>3 females(males) on
literally can't make this shit up
LITERALLY
>>383082770
Because most speedrunners are sad pathetic people who never leave their rooms/basements. To compensate for never being able to even speak to another human being, let alone a girl, they decide to become a girl themselves because in our shit society these days, if you're a tranny you literally are worshipped
It's fucked
>3 trannies on a panel
Wew so this is speed running
TranSummerGamesDoneQuick coming soon
>>383082759
*blocks your path*
I've met a lot of trannies and never once have they been mentally stable.
Dadjokes done quick here guys. Why do trannys gravitate towards Tetris?
They're trying to make the pieces fit.
Why are trrannies so huge in the US?
This is by far the best moment of GDQ so far. Holy fuck.
>2 SGDQ threads started at the same time
>trannies are like .5% of the human population at most, even that (like most surveys) is probably fudged by asking if people ever felt uncomfortable with the pressure put on them for their gender and if they say yes to any question like that then they're chalked up as a tranny
>3/5 people on screen are trannies
An anonymous $1,000 donation just to express my gratitude for giving representation to all these beautiful womyn!
>>383082919
top kok
>>383082919
Perfect
>>383082905
The usual political agenda being forced down people's throats. Nothing new.
>>383082973
I'd rather have 20 minutes of repeat ads than another Tranny interview
SOMEONE POST THE FIRE WEBM FROM THE EARLIER THREAD
THAT SHIT HAD ME ON THE FLOOR
its over
>Someone donated 1 million bits
>25k is $300
WHY
H
Y
this is so fucking boring. why is dringe a ban phrase. play some classic doom you fuckheads.
>>383082913
Pretty much. Mentally ill disposable males hoping to cash in on a gynocentric society.
JUST
what is it with trannies and speedrunning anyway?
>>383083080
tranny pls go and take your mental illness with you
This is the comfy thread, lads. Go to the other thread for all caps bullshit
PURE KINOKO
>>383083080
Actually yes, it does!
And if you support their existence I'd ask you to fuck off to some other website, as you can see you are grossly outnumbered here
>>383082973
>>383083080
You're on the wrong website, anon.
like I said before thread cycled again, MSF (docs without boards) was caught people trafficking recently and it got covered up.
the agenda pushing is more than obvious here.
>>383082745
careful not to cut yourself
>>383082905
Tetronimos can be any way they want STOP THE HATE!
>>383083080
there is kids watching this shit man.
Finally, some actual decent to watch games next
>>383083080
>>383083080
>Why don't people accept my cringey lifestyle!
>>383083147
Chibi is the gift that keeps on giving.
>>383082925
>>383083080
>trannies make up 2% of the population AT BEST
>60% representation at SGDQ
SOMETHING DOESNT ADD UP
>>383083184
No caps might help improve comfy, but as long as people are arguing about trannies over the internet this thread will remain awful
>>383083080
danSexy
>>383083080
>we should celebrate the mentally ill who mutilate their bodies and then seek attention for it
SOMEBODY
PLEASE
POST THE WEBM OF COSMO MAKING OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND (MALE)
>>383082610
>transition any%
>women without two X chromosomes and doctors without borders
>Hormone Therapy assisted (TAS) run
Why Yoshi?
Isn't Toad the fastest character on Mario Kart 64?
>>383083470
its time to learn how to use the archive anon.
>>383083503
how do you do fellow girl gamers
>>383083420
And no more midget representation. Where the fuck is Blechy?
>>383083080
It's called tough love anon, gender dysphoria is a mental illness that goes untreated because doctors make more money by pushing cosmetic surgery as a "cure".
>>383083420
>60% representation
Citation needed
>>383083575
is this the same bitch from this year ? the one with the massive tits that walks in front of dsdad
>>383083390
Wat
>>383083568
and what do you suggest i search for? do you think i know what filename the thing had?
>>383083625
nigga there were 5 people at the table, 3 were trannies. that is 60%
>>383083575
>that paizuri window
>>383083080
It's not about them existing, it's about this shit being pushed onto an oblivious populace. BIOLOGY is a man and a woman, coming together to create a child, not filling yourself up with chemicals, chopping your cock off, and larping as an ugly woman.
This shit is pushed to unravel the natural order of society (the fundamental facet being a mother, father, and child). We make fun of them, call out their mental illness, only as a warning. Because the purge IS coming. Society WILL collapse, the "weak men, good times" thing is real and the strong men that collapse creates will not be so kind as to simply call names.
This is their warning.
>>383083575
>this guy
>>383082610
Who here stoked for the transition any% run? I heard it's going to be TAS (hormone therapy assisted), but it still takes skill though. Anyway, with the donations going to doctors without borders, why not also women without two X chromosomes? I think it's a fine opportunity to save those mental illnesses from Germany
>>383083664
It's protomagicaldegenerate posting about loving to shit itself
>>383083682
There are more than 5 people at the event
>>383083470
https://clips.twitch
.tv/RichImportantEggnogAMPEnergyCherry
>>383083080
you can't force acceptance, to do so is no different than tyranny.
example: the whole pedosexual argument.
>spoof of a Marlboro billboard in a kids game
da fuq were they thinking
>>383083542
IIRC they have the same top speed and acceleration, but Yoshi's heavier.
So why was Mario Kart 64 so broken? It's DK64 tier, but it's pretty close
>>383083575
dang, those tits are glorious considering how skinny she is.
>>383083575
WHAAAAAAT
>>383083763
thanks friend
>>383083575
at least he's not a tranny
this run managed to wake me up after that chrono trigger "speedrun"
>>Laah-Key-Too"
Why is this allowed?
>luh-kee-too
Anime
>>383083757
>>383083757
God has left my friend
Where the lewd?
>>383083614
Doctors don't get together and decide what will make them the most money, you fucking retard. They make decisions based on scientific studies and determine what practice has the most beneficent outcome.
>>383083080
Soon anon. Soon
>>383083763
>that Link though
>>383083937
thats how its pronounced you disgusting mong
>>383083964
right here.
>>383083917
Absolutely this. I was even considering firing up some coffee.
>>383083762
ARE YOU SLOW
T-A-B-L-E
A
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>>neogaf
>>383084006
>Doctors don't get together and decide what will make them the most money
>>383084043
>>383083917
>JRPG Speedruns
I get why they have them as time wasters but holy fuck are they boring.
>>383083964
Here you go my friend
>>383083964
>>383083942
>>383083939
>>383083937
>>383083930
>>383083917
>>383083872
Hello! First time tranny, last time depression here. My hormones recently died from cancer. Save those genders! Love Germany
>>383084006
>They make decisions based on scientific studies and determine what practice has the most beneficent outcome.
big pharma does that part actually, and alot of drugs are held back for not being cost effective despite working, see cancer for more details, or get it and not be able to afford treatment for an intimate view.
doctors just figure out what you -might- have, scroll down a list and hand you drugs.
>>383084091
You said "60% representation at SGDQ", not "60% representation at this one particular time and place at SGDQ that I cherrypicked to make the contrast look as big as possible".
>>383084136
>not having Shurkien to playing during boring 8 hour JPRG speedruns
>>383084006
the first hospital who started chopping off dicks stopped because it doesn't fix anything.
>>383084153
THICCCCCCC
>>383084136
The worst are the final fantasy ones
you could get like 5 good games per final fantasy for the times they take
>>383084006
faggot who supports trannies is also bluepilled as fuck, who woulda thought?
>That one faggot in your group who keeps going out of bounds to win every race
>>383084197
>see cancer for more details
Clinical biologist here, you're a fucking idiot.
>>383084254
TRANSITION ANY% DICKLESS TAS WR
>>383084153
Haha! the jokes on you, I love T H I C C
>>383084337
why does the rightmost "chick" look like a horse
>>383084274
...is she pregnant with fat?
>>383084337
THREE GROWN MEN ANY%
>>383084337
>>383084337
Are they forming the kanker sisters
>>383082770
you need to be autistic to speedrun shit
autism is a mental illness
etc etc
>>383084315
>clinical biologist here
so you didn't hear the one where they kept back the cancer treatment in UK because it was too expensive for the NHS and they refused to fund it privately?
go fuck yourself and do some research "Doc".
>>383084337
are we sure the right most one is trans tho? Might just be a dude with long hair
>>383084337
>>383084337
GOTTA GO FAS- TRANNY
>>383084337
they've fucked. true story i am here at sgdq
>>383084337
Wow... so diverse... women can achieve anything...
>>383084337
>>383084226
The fact that they picked so many trannies to sit at that table says something. You can keep cherry picking to change the point if you want, but no one here feels the same way as you. If you want to whine go to fucking Tumblr, faggot.
>>383084197
Not a lot of evidence to suggest that helping someone transition with hormones has any meaningful or long term positive effects.
The co-morbidity with various forms of depression and anxiety that transsexuals have is extremely worrying and is probably reason number 1 to not have them engage in HRT without exploring all other options first, including TRT in the case of men.
Who fucking cares anyway. It's impossible to take them seriously when they look like this. If they can't take the time to try and look like a woman I can't be bothered to give a fuck about whatever struggle their pathologies have crafted around them.
Anyone have pictures of this announcer. She sounds female and not fat.
>>383084516
it looks like its got tits so i think its a tranny
>don't let rainbow road troll you
>>383082919
fuuuuuuuuck
>>383084337
Why do people do this? Is it autism?
>>383084337
The world is just over.
>party game
>>383082610
Why does this event attract degenerates to such a degree?
>>383082610
I had to leave during the SOTC run, what did I miss?
>>383084516
Yes. Has tits, has been at the last three events and called "she"
Someone? Anyone? Please?
That wahoo was actually pretty fucking spot on
>>383084671
X-CHROMOSOME ANY%
>>383084568
Why do you insist on forcing this hivemind mentality? People are allowed to have different opinions.
yo momma so loose shes an out of bound zone in mario kart
lmaolmaolmaolmaolmao
>large anonymous donation with no comment
what do these mean?
>>383084815
money laundering for the sjw mafia
>>383084593
don't know why you are replying to me on that one, basically proves that money is more important than wellbeing which is what I said they do.
then a supposed medical professional called me an idiot like a 5 year old.
>>383084770
mild kek
>>383084758
no theyre not
>>383084815
Follow the numbers. I can say no more.
>>383083215
Not anymore I'm not. You're on the wrong side of history.
this is some how more boring than chrono nigger
>>383084815
The jew doing his work. Wouldn't be surprised if some how in the next 48 hours they raise 1.3 million despite taking 5 days to barely break 700K
Money laundering
Have you see them make the actual money wire /check to the charities institutions and publish it online?
Thought so.
>>383084758
>People are allowed to have different opinions
>>383084729
legitimately makes me sad
These SGDQ thread are absolute shit for talking about the actual speedrun in but I'm glad to expand my reaction image folders.
>>383084729
Jeez, I don't like this sperg but even I even feel bad.
>>383084682
ANSWER ME
I'm going to make a big anonymous donation, what no comment should I leave?
>>383084729
W-what are the replies? are they good
>>383084656
some people cant handle being losers so they just go completely insane
and this kind of mental illness is encouraged by psychiatrists in america today
>>383084949
Wait who is that dude?
>>383082610
What are people getting out of typing in the chat? I am amazed to see that every live events chat, no matter what it is, is just a flurry of words and emotes whipping by. You cant read a thing. Why do people do it?
i wana lick the announcer pink pusy mmmmmm
>>383084494
There's no such thing as "cancer treatment", there are targeted medical regimens for particular types of cancer, each one having extremely mixed results in patients. A litany of treatment strategies have undergone extensive clinical trials and none prove unilaterally effective. You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>383085060
" "
>>383085110
MEMES
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S
>>383085160
Now we're talking.
>>383085020
The morning ones aren't bad for discussing the runs. Just have to filter through all the shitposting and "bantz" aka Europeans arguing with each other calling each other Americans
Japanese Toad is cute!
>>383083080
I share nothing with those freaks
>>383085110
Many people and chat too fast to write something long, pretty obvious
>>383085160
Can anyone post a pic of the current announcer?
>thought runner was getting heckled by a girl in the crowd
>it's fucking toad screaming
>>383085072
>Go to psychiatrist to seek help into becoming a better person
>"Just become a girl lol"
>They actually believe it
What the fuck is wrong with America?
>>383085110
Screaming into the void. On occasion you might make some transient connection to another human being through a shared thought. It is all fleeting like tears in rain.
>that mario kart wii run where the runner kept fucking up a trick
>when he was done he left the stage as fast as humanly possible
You could feel his anger and failure
>These Toad Noises
>>383085232
Okay so now I have a reason to fix my sleep schedule.
Thanks for the tip anon.
>>383085095
Chibi
>>383085160
>pussy any% ((male))
So, any highlights (great or bad) on this event?
I watched the HGSS catastrophe and seen the game with "you look silly with a dress". Anything else?
>>383085020
how do you organize your reaction images anon
>captcha was select all "Cat Furniture"
That's a new one
>all these drifts
>>383085358
>>383085358
>HERE WE GO
>HERE WE GO
>HERE WE GO
>HERE WE GO
>HERE WE GO
>>383085358
They're better than modern Toad
>>383085417
Ratchet and Clank was an amazing run with a fun runner and couch.
>>383082610
Holy fucking shit Toady is cute as fuck. That here we go is melting my heart.
HERE WE GO
>>383085417
Ratchet and Clank was a great run, the runner also sang opera after it.
>>383085506
kill yourself
>>383085020
>giving a shit about speedrunning
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
Here we go, /v/.
>>383084729
Jesus I feel bad now
sup pussies
HERE WE GO
>>383083080
Trannies are worse than furries, trannie furries would be even worse.
>>383085020
Let me guess, you also think /v/ is for videogames?
R A I N B O W
R O A D
HERE WE GOOOO~
Holy shit, I know these people like to clap a lot but this is fucking ridiculous
HERE WE GO
>HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
>HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
>HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
>HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
>HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
>HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
>>383085417
>HGSS catastrophe
did it go over by a lot or what
>>383085294
Yeah but I mean why even do it? No one is reading it.
>>383082610
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING, BURN IT WITH FUCKING FIRE MAN BURN IT.
HERE WE GO
>>383082610
I told you we'd be here in an hour.
I skipped Chrono Trigger. What have I missed? Any autism?
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
>>383085417
Banjo Kazooie was a great run with good commentary.
>>383085443
I break them into subcategories as best as I can. For example, The bait reaction images are under "Bait". Or the smug anime girls as, "Smug Anime Girls".
Simple stuff really. Saves a lot of time looking for a certain one.
>HERE WE GO
I can't stop cracking up.
>>383085658
Dont speak of that level of hell
>>383085590
>>383085670
>>383085664
>>383085645
CUTIE TOAD!!!!
Nearly out of strongbow lads
which initial d song fits mario kart the best?
>>383085331
pls respond
>>383084337
Boring af run desu
Quickly post the best rainbow road theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cjueGu_-tA
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE
WE
GO
>>383085630
HE WEE GAOH!
>>383083080
it's shit like this that made me vote for trump
>>383085338
>hey doc i'm unhappy living in a world full of danger and uncertainty
>"oh okay well here's some pills that might make you want to kill yourself"
only a moron would talk to a psychiatrist
>>383085756
>>383085724HERE WE GO
>>383085613
Why you always lyin' ?
What's worse, MK64's Toad or MKDS's Daisy?
I'M DA BESS
>>383085698
Pure unadulteratedboredom
>>383085417
prince of persia was dysfunctional but had a lot of heart
i know a lot of the obscure 80s/90s stuff was well-liked too
>>383085590
>>383085771
Bain?
HERE WE GOSO THEY'RE _
FINALLY HERE,
PERFORMING
FOR YOU ___
>>383085732
Running In The 90s maybe?
That was the big meme years ago.
RATE THIS RUN
RATE THIS RUN
RATE THIS RUN
woooooo~
I fuckin love MK64 Toad.
>>383083420
>3 people is 60%
HERE WESTOP;_;
>>383085809
MKDD's Daisy.
>>383085771
hahaaaa epicccc
>>383085417
Most memorable runs were Freedom Planet, Banjo, and Ratchet.
>>383083147
>>383085851
0/10
>>383085851
HERE WE GO/10
6/10 it was okay
haha time for mario kart wii no skips, in other works time for someone playing mario kart wii normally!
>>383085808
Jesus. what's her name? Please.
>>383085770
I missed the entire rainbow road run posting about how annoying toad is
>uh it's a very, um, fun event. thanks for having me i guess.
>>383085672
He switched carts to pre-made files TWICE because of bad RNG, and then didn't even finish the run.
>>383085851
HERE WE GO/10
>>383083147
>>383085851
Five guys/10
>>383083147
O-oh no...
>>383085860
Oh no :'(
>>383085771
>boss can't pierce reflect
lmao be careful next time you get in a car
>>383085759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0
>Letting females near a microphone
not even once
>>383084682
>>383085049
ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>they put a Tetris exhibition at one GDQ
>it works amazingly well
>suddenly there are a gorillion trannies playing tetris at GDQ
EXPLAIN THIS /v/
ANNOUNCER IS CUTE
is that a girl or a girl(boy) doing donations?
>this announcer's laugh
>>383085672
>first 10 minutes resetting for trainer id
>25 minutes of bad rng
>switch to entirely different game
>still can't beat Red after all the cheating
It was mercy killed
OH WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW OKAYYYY
there go the ginger seeking buttchomps.
>>383083147
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOO LOUD
SHUT YOUR FUCKING CUNT UP
i wana lick the announcer pink pusy mmmmmm
>>383085672
They had to cut it.
>mfw I can't enjoy playing as Toad in recent games because of his horrible voice
He was my favourite
>>383084337
>>383085958
> females
good impression tbqh
WE WANT POYO
Should I ask YKB out in a donation?
>people keep asking the announcer to make toad noises
>>383085851
HERE / GO
>>383085921
>>383084682
fucking nothing
>>383085851
8/10
imagine you had to lick the announcer pusy while she made mario noises
>>383083147
topkek
>>383085808
Nah, i like girls, plus that face is pretty uggo
japanese toad is cute but his "I'm the best" is inferior
>>383085851
7/10, the skips were fun
>>383085724
>>383085851
Toads voice made me beat my dick so goddamn hard my left leg went numb for 15 minutes/10
This is the announcer, lads. Say something nice about her(female)!
well /v/ are you ready to admit that /pol/ was always right about this not being something you can live and let live and ignore ?
are you ready to admit that the only logical and reasonable way to deal with it is by gassing them before they spread and multiply huh?
>no skips MK and trannytris upcoming
time to stop watching I guess
thanks for killing my ears before I turned it off
>>383083147
Holy kek
i wonder what it feels like to be immortalized as a twitch emote
>>383085918
Me too holy shit fucking lol.
>>383083147
>>383085851
nice/10
>>383085808
looks too young. I'm afraid to save it.
>>383085968
I'm betting girl(girl)
>>383086054
shes a disgusting roastie whore
>>383084479
Kanker sisters were actually hot, though.
>>383085672
Guy fucked up starting RNG for stats 3 times. Then due to donation incentives had to catch Sudowood which made it so he wouldn't be able to catch Raikou consistently. Then he fucked up the RNG for Raikou to even appear in the right place. So he switched carts to one with it already done. Then he got to Red, couldn't get the RNG for that fight and gave up right before the time for his estimate.
>>383085672
>Runner cheated twice
>Still lost to Red
>Run got Mercy Killed
>>383085851
7/10
Okay, had some neat tricks, but nothing too out there.
stupid bitch screaming into the mic
>>383085851
cute toad/10
P O Y O
O
Y
O
>>383085995
BASED pusyposter
>>383083147
>>383086054
thats definitely a tranny
>>383085851
8/10
>>383086054
She has a natural vagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAtwUUo_zJg
>>383086054
She's got a vagina
>>383086054
I wanna sniff her pits!
>>383086054
ehhhhhhh....
>>383085963
Easy:
You're a white male bigot
>>383085906
https://www.instagram.com/mzcamilamontoya/
>>383086017
Poyo MK-II
>>383083147
>>383086054
She's an actual biological female, which is more than can be said about almost all the other girls here.
>when you're so insecure in your own trannyism that you have to include "girl" in your name to remind people you are a girl (male) btw.
girl btw
>>383083348
Gimme the TL;DR on this fag mate
>>383085971
So womanly <3
>Boring Bike Wii is next
>guess I'll go play video games for the next hour n a half
>>383083147
RULES OF NATURE
>>383085808
I wanna abuse her.In a good way.
>>383086054
i wana lick announcer pink pusy mmmmmmmm
>>383085851
ehn/10
>MLP
My little pinball
>>383084006
>he doesn't know how the DSM adds new illnesses
So what is announcer's name?
Is this YKB or the brunette being posted in the other thread? Doesn't really sound like YKB...
>>>/mlp/ WHY????
>Mario Kart Wii
Isn't this the most RNG-based one, due to how much the AI blasts you with items?
>>383086054
>those bulging eyes
>just unattractive enough for me to fantasize about without painful cognitive dissonance
YES
>>383086167
bigot this:
*unzips dick*
>>383083147
delete this
>>383085968
It's a girl
http://www.imgrum.org/user/aliciareneesings/312120858
>>383084758
>People are allowed to have different opinions.
>>383083147
Announcer babe also sings, apparently.
What are some games that are easy to speedrun?
Only game I've speedran is a minigame in trials evolutionwhich I have a WR in
>>383086054
She's too pure for this event
>>383086102
>That cum
LTWFTDLWMCGDSTFKTA
okey
>>383086054
2/10
>>383085182
sounds like cancer treatment to me
>>383083778
those were better times
>>383086228
That's a very unflattering picture but nice titties
>all this tranny talk
You guys aint seen nuthin yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS_n3Saak2Ahes a she and shes a he
>>383086272
guitar hero
>>383086149
And now this is how he sounds after HRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErDmPnBm49I
>>383083147
he's going to become a tranny at this rate
>>383086272
NES Golf
>>383086237
you really only have to worry about blue shells
>Mario Kart Wii
>No skips
>>383083147
the irony is that the type of person who no one wants to be around is also the type of person too dumb to realize he's unwanted.
>>383086260
Pic makes her look like an amputee
>>383086102
>>383086167
Don't assume genders or ethnicity you hypocrite.
>when they call it a speedrunning marathon but it's really just the worlds longest gay pride rally
>>383084758
>People are allowed to have different opinions.
Sure are, and those opinions are allowed to be stupid and ill-founded, like yours.
What did they mean by this?
>>383086054
Would date, probably procreate
I DONT WANNA FUCKING HEAR ABOUT TRAINS ANYMORE DONT POST IT AGAIN
>>383084337
absolutely disgusting i say this as a fellow trans that actually puts some damn effort into looking female and presentable on public
>>383086102
left please
Whats been the most cringe thing this event? Havent watched much this year
Is the Preacher show any good?
>>383086149
>>383086228
It's not YKB, I have the volunteer schedule here, it's someone called puzzlepea
>>383083778
It.was censored in the wEstern release. As you could probably tell from the menu announcer and toad's voice he was playing the japanese version.
>>383086375
Hex Maniac lost weight!
>>383086274
SOURCE I WANT TO SEE VAG
>mario kart wii
>no skips
ahh, in other words, mario kart wii (playing the game slower than you would usually)
>>383086404
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER
>>383086375
Delete this.
>>383083147
>>383086320
Looks like I've got a new youtube channel to watch
>>383086274
Wat movie?
>>383086318
what are you, fuckin gey?
>>383086102
GIMME THE BLONDE
>>383086326
>le living meme man
Do you think DS Dad gets paid to attend nowadays?
>>383086430
This event.
Any of you guys have that recent pic of tolki where she's fat? My friend is asking for it and I can't find
FUNKY
BIKE
WII
Could go for a femanon pegging me.
Stellaaarrrrr
>>383086509
yes
>ITT /v/ gets triggered by trannies
/pol/ and tumblr aren't that different gents
>>383086352
>>383086530
yeah probably, he casted and talked about a shift
>yfw the tetris run
>no-skips
so its literally a let's play then?
WAAHHH
>>383086378
That's my fetish
>Mario Kart Wii
>No skips
This is either going to be really good or really bad
YAHOO
>This announcer's voice.
Oh gosh.
Y A H O O !
>>383086581
>Muh whoreshuze
>>383086249
This anon gets it
>can the ____ do their best ____ impression
It's always such a shame to see the negative reaction to transwomen in gaming, it honestly breaks my heart to think how many of you will want to go through it, but never will thanks to all this toxic masculinity and hate speech. Nothing is wrong with being transgender, you are being rude and disrespectful to people like protomagicalgirl, somebody who works pretty damn hard to make sure you even have an event to watch, and for what? A couple of "lolz" for unfunny, harmful "jokes". You should be ashamed at yourselves.
>>383086375
Hex maniac in pantyhose. Source, please?
This announcer is kawaii.
>>383085853
that episode did things to me, its not gay if it's a boy (girl) right?
>>383086581
I guess every place ever is tumblr since everyone complains about and gets disgusted by certain things.
YAHOOO is the new WAAAAAAAA
I'm in the crowd, 6 decides what i do
>it's a donation where the donator says he'll only donate more if somebody does something silly
What is wrong with these people?
>>383086320
holy fuck what a freakshow
>>383086198
Autist who embarrass himself during SGDQ 2014. He's been a joke to the community since then and he also cheated afterwards which made things worse.
>>383086494
>the episode where lynn wheres something 'sexy'
are you sure anon?
>runner's sister donates
>doesn't get read during the runner's run
Why?
Mario Kart 3ds released in 2011
you know what also released in 2011?
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIOOwhmkoLo
https://youtu.be/P8z0HXcG0LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTt9k4Y-a8
fuck, YKB is the only female announcer who isn't fucking cancer.
also, Power Up needs to work on the announcer sound balancing, these screams are getting annoying.
>>383086260
Must be the only one in the whole building
>>383086680
Make Columbine look like a fucking joke.
Is that edobean?
>announcer saying "love, your big sis"
I'M FEELING SOMETHING /v/! SOMETHING IN MY PANTS
>>383086680
Dab
>>383086474
>>383086602
>>383086616
THEY'RE JUST PLAYING MARIO KART
AND IT'S NOT EVEN A RACE WHICH IS THE WHOLE POINT OF MARIO KART
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>383086680
kys
>>383086680
fug announcer
>>383086678
I wish it was WAHAY instead
>>383086623
?nomed nemes siht si ohW
>>383086680
scream YAHOOO in the middle of the run
>>383086680
poop on your seat
>>383086662
F U N K Y
K O N G
>>383086680
Do the Joy animation from Dark Souls
>>383086680
Poop your pants
>>383086228
who dis
>>383086694
here you go anon
>best in the series
o i am laffin'
>>383086662
Protomagicalgirl doesn't lift a goddamn finger and the event would be exactly the same if they weren't there
>>383086680
Atempt to moonwalk on camera.
>>383086680
sit quietly and pay attetion to the runs moron
>>383086680
start spinning around with your hands out and say you sexuall identify as an apache and they need to deal with it
>>383084518
ayy
>>383086326
WHO IS THE GIRL
KevinDDR is going to get some tranny dick tonight.
>>383086680
Laugh loud and uncontrollably
>>383086680
Lick the guy sitting to your left
>>383084420
Its a food baby.
>>383086786
Funky Kong is the fastest?
I just used him because he looked the coolest.
I should find this announcer annoying, but it's actually cute unlike that fat toe curling beaner
what the fuck?
>>383086742
>>383086375
This looks amazing, which means its going to end up being terrible NTRape right?
>>383086680
>>383086749
reroll
>Wii better than Double Dash
I think not you short haired tranny
Time to get funky, /v/.
>>383086384
Wonder if /jp/ simultaneously destroyed their merch when BABYMETAL went mainstream.
>>383086786
What a waste
>>383086745
except the skips in mario kart wii are so easy that most people use them online, so he'll actually be playing slower than most people
>>383086707
based partyposter
This is literally just going to be a fucking Lets Play
I'm certain at least 90% of people could do this exact run
>>383086680
i want what that anime girl's on
>>383086680
do a 360 and moonwalk off screen
>jcool again
at least the run won't be that terrible
>>383086742
>she thinks the person in front of her is saying hello to her but in fact it's actually referring to someone behind her
omg that realization wii was 360p with ps2 graphics
>>383086680
insult the trannies
F U N K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Ps4GPdTfI
>no skips
>>383086396
The two guys on the left just want to play video games
>>383083147
Chibi is a dumb dumb, but that's fucking rude.
>what we call wheelies
>>383086805
/ourguy/?
>more Mario
>>383086680
Announce yourself as an artist, a a performance artist.
so apparently the guy on the couch invented the term "wheelies"
>This autist got a mic
>Bonesaw didn't
>>383086224
Most people don't know how much of a fucking mess DSM-4 is anon, in fact most institutions that NEED to work with it don't even fucking know how it all goes.
T. someone with autism who has to explain to the DMV which particular disorder I have when it's vague enough when an actual psych explains it and then them trying to sort out what track to put me on, ultimately just going back to DSM-3 definitions because fuck DSM-4
REDEMPION ARC
Post some funky kongs, /v/.
>Skips
>What a boring fucking run
>No Skips
>It's a fucking Let's Play
Make up your mind.
>>383086662
fuck off with this shit attitude. I'm a tranny and I agree with getting laughed at and ridiculed if you look like a fucking man and male no effort to appear female in public. if you want to be taken seriously then put in serious work or don't leave the house and disgust everyone with your hideous visage
>>383086662
there are only two genders. shoving plastic under your mantits and putting on makeup and a wig isn't going to turn you into a woman, nor is chopping your dick off
i would say something about "transmen" but who the fuck would want to willingly attempt to become a man in 2017
>>383086680
unsheath your Katana and teleport behind Proto and show him the rules of nature
>no blue shells
WHAT WE CALL "wheelieing"
Is this guy an airplane pilot?
>>383086848
it's a thing called charisma
>>383086680
explode
>>383086914
wii was literally just gamecube hardware with motion controls
>no blue shells
>no lightning
fuck this I'm out
>>383086848
Edobean fucking disgusts me. I know someone IRL just like that and I can't stand her. They always act extra cute and annoying to compensate for their fat and ugly.
The announcer right now is alright.
>>383086968
we're all gonna make it
>>383086805
Someone post the Funky Kong ASMR.
>Blue Shells, Lightning, and other items removed
The fuck is this gayness of a run?
>T-there are ARE two t-ypes of Karts bikes in this game.. Karts and B-b-ikes!
>tfw this run is just a lets play
>just so you know, we're using an item setting that GUARANTEES that nothing interesting will happen this run
>>383086968
He's gonna make it.
>>383086581
yeah everyone hates trannies, go figure.
>>383086680
scream "wah" until one of the couch tells you to kill yourself
>what we call wheelies
everybody calls it a wheelie you autistic fuck
WHOAAAAA WE GOT A TRICK
NEW
>>383087012
>>383087012
>>383087012
>>383087012
>>383087012
how the fuck is this a speed run... what is this shit
>>383086968
will he make it bros?
>>383086968
I really hope he makes it.
Trannies are gay and gross
>>383086981
>RUN THEME
https://youtu.be/Dj7K2Bql6D4
>>383086384
I would lose my dick for days in these 3. At whatever age they are here or younger.
VIDEO GAMES WERE A MISTAKE
Bikes were a mistake.
>he is literally playing this on easy mode
>>383086863
Nah, there's a 24 hour general.
>>383086997
alright, I made up my mind
I thinkyou're cute anon ;3
>>383086968
>something going right for him
He's gonna make it.
>>383086805
Chibi?
>>383086662
Aren't you supposed to be practicing for tetris, Proto?
>>383086707
What the fuck is with that shitty remixes ?
Why were bikes OP again?
Is he just playing the game normally?
>>383086346
>tfw had a sudden urge to get guitar hero after playing it at my friends house but the newest version is shit
I'd get it if the guitar layout wasnt awful
>>383086968
I hope he dies
>40min of the worst mario kart
why with a runner who is rap god little bro
>>383086662
yes jaret is working very hard to grow his twitter
god bless
>>383086968
the unJUST arc
>>383086595
can't wait
also Mario Kart Wii looks like shit, that fucking filter over the screen makes it look terrible
>>383087038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
>>383086968
They probably jizzed in his food.
I remember me and my friend returned this game same it released
did not feel like an upgrade from DD, probably just outgrew MK by that time
>>383086968
SAVE THE POOR MAN FROM LONELINESS
>no skips
Was it autism?
>>383086968
oh shit
>>383086968
>that meek "sure" and not answering door after being shit on for days
I know at least some of us know that feel.
>>383086680
Take off your clothes, and beat the GDQ staff to death with your enormous penis.
This is the normiest speedrun I've ever had the displeasure to witness
>>383086968
Maybe he won't kill himself
>>383086968
Literally saved his life
>6 years
Never get used to this whole aging thing.
>>383086968
If he can make it then there's hope for us all
>>383086968
YEAH LET'S GO CHIBI
>>383086914
>360p
480p
>>383087186
Because of wheelies
>>383086640
>tfw can't fap to hot women because not even in my dreams could I believe it
>>383086968
plz explain
>>383086968
He was one radioactive spider bite of a distance of shooting up the place. I'm glad things went well for him
>>383086968
>Chibi just whips out his cock in the middle of dinner and asks what they think
>>383086968
>"We knocked on your door, no answer"
An hero?
>>383087356
DONE
>>383087232
But he's not playing Super Mario Kart.
>>383086968
Show us how it's done Chibi.
Show us there is hope for us out there.
>>383087507I know that feel
>>383086997
Skips. I've learned my lesson.
>>383087572
wait
can he do this? CAN HE DO THIS?
>>383087714
anime tiddies
>shitty banana puns
>>383086968
Did he bring his condoms again? They're probably expired by now but it's better than nothing.
>>383087343
no, i'd knock out any fag that errantly knocks on my shit
>>383086662
is it weird if I don't give a shit about Mario Kart speedruns?
Like, it's a racing game. Going fast was intended, and it seems kinda dumb without stupid rubberbanding and bullshit items.
>>383088234
woah you are so special :O
>>383088234
>not enjoying going fast in a speedrun
>>383088234
no.
it's the worst run so far, it doesn't even make sense to have this
>>383086968
If there's hope for Chibi, there's hope for all of us.
Jcool really likes saying the word "cool".
He said it like 500 times during the Monkey Ball run too.
>>383088351
theyre gonna ditch him and leave him with the check
>>383088428
cool
>>383088234
i'm with you. speedrunning a racing game is like being a faggot: it's gay.
>>383088434
That the thing they have for him
they didn't invite him to eat, they already have their food, he's just here to pay
>>383088581
being gay is like being you: pathetic
>>383088234
The MK64 run was good because it abused a lot of broken parts of the game heavily, which is entertaining.
This run is literally him playing the game normally. What the fuck is the point?
>>383088234
speedrunning mario kart is fucking stupid, whens fzero
>>383084006
Doctors don't get together and decide what will make them the most money
>They make decisions based on scientific studies and determine what practice has the most beneficent outcome.
>and determine what practice has the most beneficent outcome
>get together and decide what will make them the most money
>what practice has the most beneficent outcome
>decide what will make them the most money
>the most beneficent outcome
>money
N E X T L E V E L
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X
T
L
E
V
E
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>>383088329
But that title belongs to Chrono and HG/SS.
WE'RE TRANS OF THE ROUND TABLE
OUR DICKS HELD ON BY STAPLE
WE SPEEDRUN GAMES, AND CHANGE OUR NAMES, AND SELF HARM SOMETIMES FATAL
>>383084006
you don't know americans very well, do you
>>383088923
HG/SS got the retarded spot
And Chrono was just boring this shit is just a let's play
>>383089104
jews*
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