Marina is, and always will be, best girl.
>>383074648
Pearlfags can't deny the truth forever.
>>383074648
Holy shit is she an octoling? When the fuck did this happen I've been at work.
>>383075031
Today's Nintendo direct.
Marie is still the best but Marina is pretty good.
>>383074648
Rule 34 of her when?
>all this waifuposting and sudden flood of fan art in mere hours
>already initiating waifu wars with characters we know very little about
Autismus Maximus
>>383075031
Watch the Splatoon 2 direct, specifically the last 5 or so minutes.
>>383075302
Gotta agree but man, the need to fuck an octopus has never been felt this hard
>>383074648
The japs don't agree with you OP.
>>383074648
>>383074648
>>383075168
That smile is adorable. It's killing me.
>>383074648
Less bad =/= best
>>383075602
Japs have shit taste, this has been proven countless times.
>>383074648
i wanna pork her so bad
>>383076124
Perfectly explains why the majority of /v/ just loves to eat up weebshit.
>>383075930
She is good and pure
>>383074648
She should lay off the fingerpaints
>>383078379
>>383078379
>he doesn't want octo ink all over his dick
come on anon
Shes hot, but why does her partner look like Brain?
just preordered
poll results seem legit
>>383079131
Because she needs something to make her slightly less than perfect.
HEART PUPILS
>>383074648
Her eyebrows are awful and she should feel bad.
>>383080247
>Noticed the Belly button ring
Too late for me
>>383080685
but belly button piercings are hot as fuck
>>383078379
>>383079121
>Fingerpaints
>octo ink
Se doesn't wash her hands after she's played the clitar?
>>383077892
>imagine being so retarded you make this
>so, so very, retarded you forget to make it rhyme
>>383080807
No, it's degenerate and indicative of a whore personality
>>383081273
Kill yourself with a gun
>>383080975
is...is that how the belle doll actually look?
crosspostin'
Marie > Marina > Callie > Pearl
>>383074648
If Lucio made sweet love to a squid girl
>>383083179
That's a stretch there faggot
>>383083179
Fuck off with your oc and go back to deviantart, the only thing they have in common is the skin tone,
>>383083750
it would be a stretch if she was inflated
>>383083179
this is the worst image ive ever seen
>>383082848
She really is a funny girl, that Belle.
>already tons of fan art and porn
With Pearl being as ugly and boring there's bound to be a massive difference in how much art each character gets. Unlike how almost split down the middle Marie and Callie were
>>383084132
>>383083179
This is Splatoon, not Halo:Reach.
Just think about it niggasSuction Cupnipples
>>383085217
Delicious.
>>383081325
Woman get bellybutton piercings as an excuse to show off their bare belly and wear skimpy outfits. There has never been a pure girl with a bellybutton piercing.
Fuck i need a switch
>>383086904
Shoot yourself in the face with a gun.
>>383075784
>>383075930
>I wish my family wasn't dead
>I hate this job
>why do they make me work with a retard
>my feet hurt
>I'm scared
>>383087881
Being Marina is suffering
>>383081325
>I don't like that thing on women
>WOW KILL YOURSELF!
Why are so many guys triggered by people thinking something about ANY woman is unattractive.
>>383087457
kek
>>383075784
Nintendo with the redpilled advice
Do you really need to make half of dozen threads about the same thing?
>>383074648
she looks so soft. I want to hug her
>>383083179
Go back to Twitter Dobson!
>>383074648
why is nintendo putting all these dark skinned girls int heir games all of a a sudden?
>>383074648
DARK
>>383082848
yes but then they changed it
>>383075302
Callie > Marina > Marie > Pearl
>>383088030
jesus christ i hate navel piercings but she's so fucking cute that she makes it work
>>383074648
>get a boner when I see her
>when I look at her more and more she reminds me of my sister>remember that my sister raped me when I was six
fuck
>>383091801
Did you get harder or softer?
>>383091801
you lucky duck you
>>383091970harder
>>383091801
kek
are you me?
but in my case it was my cousin.Then she forced me to rape her friend
>>383074648
HOT CHOCOLATE
>>383092728
She is doing wonderful things to my dick.
>>383092415That sounds hot.
It's weird that Splatoon 2 seems to be going with the "fuck up all the octolings" story mode again now that theres a goddamn octoling as a major idol. I assume this is a major plot point, but so many things about this raise questions.
Also lately I've gotten a huge taste for dark skinned chicks and this definitely isn't helping.
>>383092906
Same here. It's like God descended just for today to bless everyone's dick with Marina.
>>383093161
Fuck it, I might as well jerk off.
>>383074648
What else does she have that's green?
>>383093285
>tfw haven't jerked off in four days
>nothing is arousing
it's setting in bros
Marie > Marina > Babyface > Callie
>>383092728
>brown, hints of green and hot
>mfw currently sipping mint hot chocolate
>>383093336
Some healthy veggies to make a salad.
>>383094440
>implying she didn't come to inkopolis for some shota squid boys like all octolings
>>383095013
I wish I remembered the greentext where an anon said that the Octolings are all girls in order to seduce make inklings into making Octoling-sympathizer hybrids.
>>383081057
what's the story behind this? something about compliments?
>>383093336
>now imagining a fluorescent green labia
I should draw that.
>>383094440
Marie > Marine > Callie > Pearl
It's already been confirmed, no one likes the lolibrat
So are all players Inklings? This cake vs ice cream thing seems like Inklings vs Octolings.
>>383092728
>>383074648
>black
>wears green and purple
Really makes you think
>>383095640
Which tumbr should I follow to see when it gets posted?
Hey, does anyone else think it's weird that Callie, the purple sister, joined the Octolings, who primarily use purple ink?
I love Marina!
>>383096142
>tumblr
Yeah right, so it gets nuked after? I post my porn on /v/ with imgur links. Tumblr is not a place for porn anymore, especially not with the last change they did to the entire NSFW policy. Believe me when I say that youll see it here eventually.
>>383096296
LEWD
E
W
D
>hair is actually their skin
how come none of you find this completely disgusting?
>>383096718
because it's fictional
also
imaginehairblowjobs
>>383096718
Have you never felt an octopus touch before?
It's soft, cold, and slimy, but tantalizing for some reason. The texture is spongy and tender to the touch. It would be super amazing for cuddling with.
Agent 3 is dead after their assasination of DJ octavio, they knew too much.
>>383075168
>she sees your dick
>>383074648
Need some rule 34 of her choking on BIG WHITE COCK.
>>383097003
>tfw will never lie down in a pit of squids
>>383097226
Wrong, we need 34 of her being bullied by male inklings. Or female ones that works too.
Or both.
>>383097293
>love as large as brontosaurus
>>383097293
Squids have beaks bro. Say bye bye to your dick
>>383096349
>Believe me when I say that youll see it here eventually
You're getting me excited anon.
>>383097679
i mean i guess i could wear some thick shorts
that other anon really made feeling squid tentacles all over my skin sound really appealing though
maybe i could hide on a squid fishing vessel
>>383097746
Ink squirting out. I don't like squirting but I bet somebody is gonna draw that soon. Wont be me though.
>>383095945
....thanks doc?
>>383088231
You do realize they're joking, right?
>>383098072
Tentacles feel amazing on your skin, but I was referring to octopi. Squids have no strength whatsover outside the water really. Plus Octopi are more fleshy.
>>383098216
thanks degenerate sensei
ill keep this info in the back of my mind for if i ever become rich
>>383089573
Hot brown girls are an ideal thing to put in your game because they satisfy both major political factions in the gaming community- Tumblr SJWs can't complain because they're minority representation, while the other side won't complain because they're too busy masturbating to said character.
The only people who complain are the fuckhead minorities on the extreme ends, ie "SHE DOESN'T COUNT AS PROGRESSIVE BECAUSE SHE'S HOT AND THUS JUST PANDERING TO WHITE DUDES" and "ATTRACTIVE BROWN GIRLS = WHITE GENOCIDE"
>>383098509
My Grandpa used to take me to fish for live Octopi at the beaches in Europe when growing up. They would get all over me and caress me.
It did a number on my head for sure.
>>383098763
he and you are both sick fucks
Art's been flooding in left and right. Mostly solo Marina. Pearl fans nowhere to be seen.
>>383097519
>passion like a bleeding walrus
>>383098865
Hey! My Grandpa only caught them to eat them.
Part of his family grew up as fishermen so it was tradition.
He was teaching his grandson to fish octopi for food, but instead look how I ended up.
>>383099103
so you fucked the octopus?
>>383098903
At least there's zone, which is surprising
>>383099272
>i draw porn, that means i'm right
>>383074648T H I C C
>>383099272
I swear all Pearl fans are just being contrarian for the sake of it.
You guys realize Pearl will look amazing in 2D, right?
>>383099578
wew
>>383099646
no, some people do actually just have shit taste
>>383099659
And Marina looks amazing regardless.
Maybe Pearlfags should flatten themselves so Pearl looks good all the time.
>>383099240
No, I just let them slither all over me.
>>383099272
Who the fuck is zone? That lazy faggot who makes 1 mediocre animation every 3 years?
Tentacle pubes y/n?y
>>383099272
I knew I could trust Zone
>>383100389
No, pubes like those hook-hairs they have
>>383100389
That's kinda disturbing but then I think about the fact that the tentacles would probably be doing things to a dick that gets near them and suddenly I'm okay with it.
y
>>383091801
How old was your sister back then?
>>383096296
Now that I think of it how do octopus mate? If their beak is in the center where they eat and consume food, then where is their love organs located?
>>383100389small tentacle clit
>>383100764
In their ears.
No, I'm not kidding.
>>383091801
>>383092415
Fucking assholes hogging all the cool sisters and cousins.
>>383100764
Nature's weird.
>>383100389VAGINATENTACLES
Just think about it
>>383099272
Someone post his autistic Twitter account where he was obsessing over Pearl.
>>383100764
One of their tentacles doubles as a penis, and they either insert their genetic material into a hole in the female's head-body or rip off the tentacle, give it to the lady, and then fuck off and die.
The female octopus finds a hole/cavern, buries her eggs, and starves herself watching over them. She pretty much always dies. Octopuses are dedicated.
>>383100902
Seahorse literally just pump sperm into the water and the female impregnates then right there.
>>383100902
>you will never literally skullfuck Marina
>>383100902
>Literal brain fucking
>>383101073
>Seahorse
>Female impregnates
>>383100764
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=st8-EY71K84
>>383079131
What is it with Japan and huge foreheads? Is it a cultural thing?
>>383101319
Cast off radiation from Cherynobyl, Hiroshima, and Nagasaki
>>383083179
Congratulations you made the worst image ever in the history of the internet.
>>383096718
they don't have any bones either so if you fucked em they'd flatten out like pancakes
>>383100906
>simultaneous handjob, anilingus and vaginal sex
>>383100764
>>383100902
>Marina always wearing headphones
What could it mean.
Marina is a coconut octopus.
Pearl is a jumbo squid
>>383101319
>not liking foreheads
>>383100764
I question how octolings work.
They're obviously just octopus versions of inklings, but Inklings are always inklings and grow up from inky squids into humanoids.
Meanwhile Octarians have a diverse hierarchy mostly consisting of fish lipped tentacles and octolings. Do all octarians become octolings? Or are you only born as an octoling, making the rest of the octarians lesser beings?
Pearl is a bitch in a fun way, unlike Marie. Marina is just boring, though her design is top tier.
Callie>Marie
Pearl>Marina
>>383100902
THATS WHAT THAT HOLE WAS FOR?
>>383101531
The sound vibrates her funny bits, and she's always on the cusp of orgasm.
>>383100902
>Males literally have nutsacks in their head
>>383101531
it means it's her headpiece that goes with her logo, just like the sushi hairpieces for Callie and Marie and Pearl's Crown.
>>383095945
T-thanks doc.
Marina
Advantages: She's shy, cute, and thicc.
Problems: She's a fucking octopus.
Pearl
Advantages: She's energetic.
Problems: Everything else.
Pearlfags are gay, and probably like to fuck kids that jump a lot.
>>383101686
Tentacle octarians come from tentacle-rip-off matings, or whatever analogue they would be. Most likely imperfect modified DNA cloning considering the Octo's technological focus and diminishing space and resources.
Octolings comd fron natural births but become more and more octopus-like as they get older, going on Octavio as our only example.
>>383101686
You see, Octopi has mini-brains in their tentacles.
This leads me to believe Octolings mutilate themselves to make henchmen. How they grow and evolve is beyond me though.
>>383101691
>Callie>Marie
>Pearl>Marina
I can be your waifu tonight
>>383074648
>>383075930
>>383075784
>>383077580
>shiny revealing leather jacket on a delicious brown
Seriously who? Who the fuck did Nintendo got to craft all this lewd imagery?
First it was that Ever Oasis, then Arms, now this. For reals do they have a Penis-mancer summoned at Nintendo head quarters or something?
>>383101950
Pearl supporters love energetic and confident girls. Go away with your normie tastes.
>>383100902
Suddenly, I don't want to eat octopi tentacle ever again in my life.
>>383101793
And they die after sex.
>sony makes a PoC character
>/v/ goes: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>nintendo makes a PoC squid
>/v/: ITS ADORABLE
>its ok when nintendo does it
damn nintenbros
>>383101691
Get back to drawing smut, Zone.
>Pearl has the cross shaped star pupils like Callie and Marie
>Marina has octopus eyes
Neat. Also do the squid girls' eyes exist in nature or is that purely stylistic? At the very least I assume they aren't on real world squids.
>>383101950
>thicc
So we are already at the point where people don't even know what it means, huh.
Can this meme just die off already?
>>383102208
>Sony makes a PoC characters
>Spends the majority of her screentime beating the shit out of your playable character and his bro to show how SUPER STRONG SHE IS
>No likable traits there
>Nintendo makes a PoC
>Cute, flashy design, puts out sick beats that are amazing to listen to
>Lovable
WHAT A SURPRISE.
>>383102375
>>383102154
Damn, life sucks for male octopus. They can only hit it once before the hitting the bucket. I'd rather be a homosexual octopus.
>>383091801
>love delicious brown
>be also brown
>can't get hard to most black girls because if they're too light they remind me of my sister or they're just ugly as fuck
>Nintendo starts making delicious brown that's just weird enough so that I don't think of my sis
Thank you Kimishima
>>383102208
The thing is that the other companies that made black people in video games rn are making them disgusting. They're trying to include black characters to not look racist even tho they design them in a racist way. Nintendo is including black people and making them hot and thicc so SJW's don't cry because there are not PoC people on Nintendo games and they make them thicc so people in /v/ don't cry because the characters are black. Simple.
>>383102546
Then you'd both die.
You'd want to be an infertile female octo.
>>383102375
I hope it dies desu but you always need to look fucking E D G Y.
>>383102146
It wasKimishima's orders. Bayonetta 3 is going to have a lewstastic brown Umbra Witch to oppose Bayonetta and Jeanne.
>>383074648
wtf I love niggers now
>>383102546
>>383102639
>Gay octopus
>mate once
>die in each others arms coming off an orgasm high
Sounds pretty romantic desu.
Merchandise of her when?
>>383103056
>Marina amiibo
I'd hotglue the hell out of it.
I'm the only pearlfag, and I'm also the only calliefag.
her tummy just looks so smooth andlickable
Explain Pearl's teeth
Squid Teeth are supposed to be representative of a beak anyways but pearl's looks weirder since it seems more literal
>>383103512
You are the king of bad taste. I hope you can justify it somehow through subjective reasoning, otherwise you're a lost cause.
I usually only draw Gardevoir but she's tickling me funny. Got any requests, /v/?
>>383103543
I want to taste her too
>>383103512
I'm here man
Don't have a favorite between Calamari though.
>>383103576
she's not a squid, she's a cuttlefish
>>383103635
If you're good at 3D perspectives try her bending forward and zipping down her shirt thing
>>383103592
Marie's a boring bitch, Pearl is a fun bitch. Marina is a boring nice girl, Callie is a fun outgoing nice girl.
>>383103635
Getting flustered because she got a ton of fan mail.
Extra points if you also show Pearl with a mailbox with a spider web and dust inside of it:
Why does Marina constantly look fearful and confused?
It's the same kind of expression as this guy.
>>383103635
Mariena eating mint chocolate chip ice cream
God damn, I hope she tastes like mint because mint chip is the king of ice-cream flavors.
>>383103724
If she was a cuttlefish she'd have W shaped pupils
>>383103828
>>383103635
I remember you.
How about Gardevoir being proposed to?
>>383103759
That's not enough to redeem Pearl's aesthetics, but I accept your reasoning with Callie, even if it is shit,
>>383103893
I also like foreheads, and the fact that she's a squid rapper.
No love for the superior waifu?
>>383103724
>>383103864
She's not a cuttlefish, she's a squid. All the other squids have just been cuttlefish.
>>383099646
I only like her because she's a loser who everyone hates. Pearl's my girl.
>>383103512
We pearlfags must stick together.
>>383103778
Probably because she is. Her interactions come off as her being a nervous wreck, too.
>>383103512
The other side just likes to bark louder.
>>383102304
That's a Glock 17silly Pearl
Post drawings
>>383104320
Is she afraid the inklings will turn on her?
I'd imagine it's like being an Asian-American right after pearl harbor
>>383103778
>one of the few octoling to make it to the big time and look like a monkey preforming in a cage for a bunch of inklings
You'd be awkward too.
>>383104415
>>383104432
This is the wrong combination of cephalopods.
>>383101950
>Problems: She's a fucking octopus.
She's also black.
>>383104408
Pearl is just a dumb angry loli and anyone to disagree is blindMinty chocolate goodness
>>383104569
It's the perfect combination of cephalopods.
>>383103576
now I realized Pearl and Marina both have the same teeth
they're both evil Octarians to pretend Inklings can be friend with Octarians
>>383103778
>>383104320
They kidnapped her against her will and forced her to sing with Squidlet in order to promote the "peace" between Squids and Octos. She now waits patiently for her brethren to act out their revolution and free her from her gilded cage
>>383104415
Pearl can only be redeemed if we meme her into being an anal queen.
>>383091095
Callie > Marie > Pearl > Marina
>>383104629
>dumb angry loli
Sounds perfect. Why don't people like her, again?
>>383101525
yet they have vagina bones
>>383102529
Lanky af
>>383099272
Marina isn't a squid.
>>383104779
m i n t c h o c o l a t e b e a u t y
>>383074648
>>383075168
>>383075930
Holy fuck
>>383074648
>>383075168
>>383077580
How the fuck does she look like mentally ill? Her eyes seems like those of an dead fish. Is marina actually zombie?
What are you excited for more, shotgun umbrella or explosive bubbles?
>>383099578
SOURCE
>>383103778
>Pearl and Marina turn out to be antagonists for the main story
>Pearl is the master mind child while Marina is a klutz and tries to fit in with Inklings
>>383105072
explosive bubbles is a meter weapon
the umbrella has a really low TTK
>>383105072
mint chocolate goddess?
>>383104706
This logic lines up with going to genocide the Octarians a second time, too.
I hope Marina doesn't end up being bad though.
>>383100902
Are squids similar to octopi in this way? Because that would mean that male inkling penises are on their heads and not where you'd think they should be. Female inklings probably have no vagina either and the male just sticks his tentacle dick in her ear or something.
Ika costume better still be in the game.
>>383095631
The girl tells a guy that she has autism. The guy says something like "You don't look autistic at all."
>>383105072
Fucking pumped for shottybrella.
>>383104670no! say it isn't so!
>>383103512
So what you're saying is if we kill you we'll be rid of Pearl and Callie fags?
Cute pearl.
Guys guys. Why aren't we talking about thestealth jump nerf
>>383105121
Dont got source, sorry.
These girls are shit. Can't believe they killed off Callie and Marie for this.
So how do you like their music in comparison to the squid sisters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJajpjZa68
>>383105157
>Meter weapon
>TTK
Please I'm a shooter retard what do these terms mean?
>>383105072
It's kind of sad that the entire discussion surrounding Splatoon 2 isn't the gameplay, but the replacement idols.
>>383105549
Marie is still alive
>>383105337
Did she not realize people can look autistic? Or am I being autistic and completely missing something here?
>>383103635
Pearl pouting while getting her forehead bukkaked
>>383105582
special move not a main weapon
and time to kill, umbrella shotty has to pump in between shots and takes two shots to kill
I don't get the pun in their name.
Is there a pun?
>>383074648
grilled squid, yum.
>>383105781
No unless you believe the pearl harbor thing.
But then again, in japan the squid sisters didn't have a pun yet the nu-sisters are a pun for the ocean in japan.
>>383105249
Or the inklings could have an extra specialized "tentacle"
>>383105504
>That skeleton
kek
>>383105923
Cute!
>>383105923
>chubby marina
Oh dear god yes.
>>383076186
I don't think you can pork seafood!
>>383105702
I like to assume she was making a joke, with her last panel looking pretty autistic, but since she's autistic, it probably isn't.
>>383105504
What's the reference?
This is the best I could do, also I'm no photoshop expert
>>383106156
That she looks like a evil trash gremlin.
>>383106254
Actually not bad desu
>>383106254
>covering her best feature
I will slay you.
>>383104235
The literal definition of being contrarian.
>>383106254
Thats actually a really cool design now.
>>383106304
>>383106254
Also Pearl is now a boy (female)
>>383106254
All it took to not make her look like a Downs baby
>>383106254
I like forehead, but the eyes making it look like a giant bulge went too far. This is an improvement.
>>383106254
looks good
can I have the original image?
>>383106490
Marina is fucking 10/10 but holy shit was everyone at Nintendo too busy jacking off over her to okay Pearl's design? She looks like what happens when your mom does too much meth when pregnant
>>383105760
Well it can't have a fast TTK because it's also very strong defensively, though there will probably be a faster variant with less of a focus on defense.
>>383105594
That's how it isPearl & Marina are great and I like them better than the Squid Sisters
What's your favorite weapon and what's the weapon you're looking forward to the most? Carbon Roller/Sloshers and Flingza Roller.
>>383106535
When - ever - has making eyebrows smaller made a character better
I thought the gooks were generally on top of this shit
>>383105510
I think they removed the jump speed nerf so it kinda balances out I guess
>>383106535
I just can't deal with that caveman fivehead.
Shit's more slopey than her creator's eyes
somebody find me a good Marina for this
>>383106116
Too much ice cream
>>383105510
There's a new skill that lets you dodge roll as you come out of a super jump so you might actually be able to survive pic related
>>383105702
she's not sure if she should take it as a compliment or feel offended
Apologize, please!
>>383106716
Drop roller is the better option now, I think.
>>383106652
Haven't had a chance to play it, but I'm really liking the looks of the dualies. The umbrella thing looks neat too. Glad their coming out with more original weapons.
Pretty bummed about Salmon Run though.
what the fuck am i looking at. pearl looks like the brain and nigger bitch always ahaego
>>383106535
thanks, i'd hit it
>>383106359
Rooting for the underdog is not being contrarian.
>>383106593
Quick send meth to all the pregnant women!
>>383106971
>>Pretty bummed about Salmon Run though.
Why? I was pretty sad when I thought it would replace splatfests but now that I know that's not the case I'm all for it.
>>383075302
Ma-who?
>>383106910
It is a pretty odd thing to say, but I can understand feeling awkward and blurting it out.
>>383107036
I think we're all just having a really hard time understanding why anyone would say they prefer the character with fetal alcohol syndrome other than to just be different
>>383106935
I'm sorry this board is unable to recognize the superiority of foreheads.
>>383107095
No friends and it's locked behind an even worse rotation that lasts days, no just hours.
>>383105121
Artist is https://twitter.com/ZoneUu
>>383107185It's because she's not a darkie, gotta earn those /pol/-points!
>>383106935
>>383107237
>>383107142
BING BING
>>383107237
There's foreheads and then there's code lyoko tier foreheads
Pearl is actually beyond that projection
>>383106879
You beautiful motherfuck. I hope you have a fantastic day tomorrow.
>>383107243
You could always team up with /v/or /vg/
>>383107274
I'm >>383103512
and black
>>383107335
It's the fucking angle. Literally apelike
>>383106879
You are truly a being blessed with such fertility in each stroke.
>>383103778
She's one of the few of her species who the Inklings accept, any day now some crazed squid could kill her for being an octopus. I'd be scared too.
>>383106535
tried to fix it a lil bit
>>383107391
>black girl has white features
>white girl has black features
Really jiggles my jello
>>383107382
You need to hook up with people in real life who have switches and the game though don't you?
>>383107501
I think she needs eyelashes on her eye rings like Callie and Marie.
And Marina.
Can't believe Nintendo actually put Splat Tim in the game
Off the hook is nice but what I'm really happy for isno more re-rolling
>>383107619
Nope.
>>383107185
She's a cheeky, smug and confident girl. Not so hard to understand.
>>383106254
Looks like noodles style from gorillaz
>>383107784
That's also what parents of FAS kids say about them
>>383107503
They barely look human.
>>383107727
THIS is actually probably the worst new character. I'd rather haggle with Spyke.
Hippy Grandma Seaslug: Cool
Yellow Crabby Guy: Acceptable
This little shit: Fuck off
>>383074648
why are Nintendo putting subhuman black characters in all their games now?
Have they realized blacks are idiots and an easy market to cater to?
I didn't even realize that quick respawn was nerfed. Now it only activates if you get splatted repeatedly without splatting anyone.
>>383107727
>>383107924
>he's playing on his phone in the plaza
>alright I'll just see what he's playing
>screen is black
Is he retarded?
why do nips like making characters with 5-heads?
>>383107985
>why are Nintendo putting subhuman black characters in all their games now?
ehem...Are you forgetin DK games?
>>383107727
>"In Splatoon 2, there are two ways to play Salmon Run: local multiplayer and online.
Local multiplayer lets you play anytime, anywhere. When you donāt have enough players gathered locally to start a full 4v4 Turf War, Salmon Run is great option.
>Online play, on the other hand, is event-based and can be enjoyed during times when Grizzco Industries is open for business."
Reads to me like if you don't have the friends, you're out of luck and have to wait for the events.
>>383107860
You're a really shallow individual.
>tfw Marina is clearly superior, but so is cake
>>383107985
This thread was going pretty well, too.
>>383108156
Those were monkeys, so that was a given.
>>383107985
>why are Nintendo putting subinkling octoling characters in all their games now?
fify
>>383108093
>find spyke in the coffee shop
>try to see what he's playing
>black
what the fuck man
>>383107727
>No more rerolling
>Can rush through Sheldon's dialog
Thank you jesus
>>383108294
>all these marina lovers
Horrible from the start
>>383108285
Forgot her mole and eyes.
>>383107727
I can't believe we lost Spike for this ugly chav shit.At least my main man sheldon is still in
>>383108285
>>383108404
i mean if this is where we're going now then by all meansshe's missing the navel piercing but it's not really a big deal
>>383106254
Tried to use my own photoshop skills to try and tentaclize the hairdo.
Pls judge me jesus.
Am I worthy your kingdom of heaven.
>>383108252
>Reads to me like if you don't have the friends, you're out of luck and have to wait for the events.
But still not completely locked off, also I can't see myself playing Salmon Run too much anyways.
>>383108386
>>Can rush through Sheldon's dialog
Thank god for that. I remember being away from the game and loading it up to see multiple waves of new weapons all at once.
>>383105781
Marine-a.
>>383108404
Do you still draw tons of Gardevoir?
>>383108531
It's getting there, definitely acceptable though.
>Callie and Marie replaced by a sassy child with fetal alcohol syndrome and an ugly nig Octoling
If I didn't hate Splatoon I might have been upset.
>>383108531
*lets you through*
>>383108602
Naturally. She's my waifu, momfu, daughteru, and hazubando.
>>383108585
Also forgot to add that we don't know if the local multi version of Salmon Run gives rewards or not.
>>383074648
>>383075168
>this is real
THE GODS HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS! REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>383108681blog where
>>383108531
I don't think the ombre and polka dots are necessary on the bangs. As seen with regular inklings, not all hair has to terminate into it and it only seems to be the case where the hair terminates into an actual tentacle shape
>>383107637
>>383108705
It does, but at different rates from the online mode apparently.
>>383102154
You just need to make sure you're not eating either of the hectocotyli and you're fine
>>383108782
She still needs the eye markings to connect
Now I will forever see this >>383106529
in this image >>383108775
>>383108774
Dont have one. I pop up on /v/ every once in a while.
New rainmaker looks underwhelming.
>All these new hairstyles and the only good one for male inklings is the original
Still picking him.
Well, what new inkling styles we using?
>girl or boy
girl inklings are just so stylish, but boys are actually a consideration this go around. Hated manbun
>hairy styles
I like original and I like the asymmetrical bangs
>>383075168
>octopus with breasts
NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN!! RATED E TEN AND UP!!!
yeah
>>383105923
I swear I recognize your shit. You drew some Ashley with a slight chub or something right?
Also thanks for fulfilling my request!
>>383108404
>unusual pupils
Whoever designed Marina knew what the fuck he was doing
Fuck it /v/, why are you glorifying this literal shit skin. Everything about her is overwhelmingly disgusting. The skin, the design, that 'hip' and 'sassy' attitude; not to mention that HIDEOUS mole. And the pearl bitch isn't any better. I want to go BACK
>>383109413
You're wrong, I just want you to know that.
>>383109413
>that 'hip' and 'sassy' attitude
>>383109248
Marina has octopus pupils
>>383105434
I would legitametely be less suprised by Pearl being an evil octoling simpathiser and Marina being innocent than the other way around.
>>383108917
>>383108378
>>383108093
>not knowing about the anti snooping measure the phones have
>>383109413
>'hip' and 'sassy' attitude
Did we watch the same direct?
>>383109413
>that 'hip' and 'sassy' attitude
The girl's nervous. Even her laughter is nervous due to her circumstances. For god's sake, she's the new backup singer for a rapping coked up brat who has the ignition switch for her Government Mandated Octoling Splat Switchā¢.
One mistake and that powder sniffing loli will pop her harder than Pearl's producer popped her cherry.
>>383074648
>>383075168
>black old hag
Pearl is superior.
>>383108978
You should host all your stuff somewhere my dude, even if it's just a booru
>>383101624
fuck foreheads
>>383109930
>>383109743
Is she really just a backup singer?
She seems to take a pretty prominent role in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzK9-Rk21UM
>>383109679
Well done
>people still think Dark Skin = African
this may come as a surprise but asians can be very dark skinned too
>>383110017
The blackest voice
>>383108674
Thanks Regi.
>>383108775
Yeah but I was thinking a bit more like daft punk with the hair going over the eyes. But I see what you mean.
>>383109743
>One mistake and that powder sniffing loli will pop her harder than Pearl's producer popped her cherry.
>>383110130
Nah, they're just muddy. Marina is black.
Nips do like to depict themselves as white though.
>>383110017
Probably not the backup singer, just a duo that was put together solely because of how different they are.
Pearl embraces her idolness, she's a big shit and she knows it. Marina on the other hand was probably plucked off the streets and isn't used to stage performance and fame.
>>383109660
>pink pupils that looks like hearts when convenient
Okay pal
>>383110162
This was almost definitely recorded by a Japanese woman just like all the other squid/octoling voices.
>>383110340
I'd like to hear the japanese woman who sounds like that.
>Of all the idiots to make it into 2 as shopkeepers it's that foreign twit Jelfonzo
>>383110298
They're octopus eyes you dingdong
>>383110162
>now imaging Marina as Mc ride
>>383080975
cuck and cock rhyme everywhere except the vowel. The ed may ruin it, it's still somewhat of a rhyme
>>383110407
utada hikaru
>>383110407
You simply must be retarded.
>>383081273
> lifelong virgin mgtow lecturing others on his sexual morality
guess im a chad now, cause you sound like the catholic church
delete this thread immediately
>>383110454
>nip who sings in english and sounds black
Neat.
>>383101319
>>383096296
indeed lewd
>>383105923
>>383106879
>>383108285
>>383110563
fucking ugly bitch
>>383103635
I wanna see her casually nude, slightly showing somenipple
>>383110748awaken my masters
>>383088231
>I don't like that thing on women
But that isn't what he said at all
It was
>all women with that thing are whores
>>383074648
LET ME BUY A FUCKING SWITCH ALREADY
>>383109242
kek
nice anon, made me chuckle
>>383110530
I'm sorry, I'm used to just hearing them screech in their jpop.
>>383110970
Just go to the store, dude. It'll be out of stock online forever, but there are still physical stores that haven't sold through all of their stock.
>>383108279
>There are people that vote for what their waifu is backing instead of what they actually prefer.
The squid idols would be ashamed of you all.
>>383109242
>HOMER, WE'RE IN SPLATOON
>>383083179
Jesus you couldn't be farther off.
it's literally almost impossible to be more wrong then you
>>383111146
I just happened to agree with everything Callie said, that's all.
>>383111146
>not sticking with your squid idol
last game i helped callie dissapearthis time im rooting for pearl
>>383105249
>The faces they'd make as you literally fucked their brains.
I really like pearl now. That adorable little gremlin has grown on me. I wanna throw her at people like some kind of crazy attack midget
>>383111403
I'm sure she appreciates your support
>>383110253
octarians aren't allowed on the streets. She was stolen from her underground home
>>383099272
Until Zone draws porn of his avatar, nothing he says matters. Shadman has more credibility than Zone.
>>383110208
I dont like this design
the way the bangs cover her eyes has her giving off a different personality
You should be able to see her eyes
>>383111137
>leaving the house
No. Amazon WILL restock and I WILL be ready this time. It's only been 7 FUCKING WEEKS HOLY SHIT.
now i want a comic like the one where callie and marie are in disguise asking a squid on which idol he prefers except this time it's pearl in disguise jumping into a conversation when she hears someone actually prefers her
inkling race riots when?
>>383111495
I dunno, maybe if her mouth was frowning it could get her a more in the cuntish vibe?
I still like it and I'd say, the personality and design mix would be unique.
>>383075784
from @Anaugi3 on twit
>>383107906
They are molluscoid.
>not looking at pearl as the daughter who you spoil with strawberry shortcake
cute!
>>383078379
its fun dip
>>383111828
I want my daughter to actually look cute.
I want to hang out with Marina in some sort of ink hot spring and take off my pants underwater when she's not looking
>>383102208
>sony makes a "PoC" character
>it's an afro-clad sheboon with hoop earrings
>nintendo makes a "PoC" character
>it's sexy and has an appealing design
don't tell me you think the designs in this picture are "appealing"
I bet pearl bosses marina around. I bet every day for marina is hell. I bet pearl let's huge profile executive types dick marina like the slut she is. I bet pearl has a massive archive of marina sex tapes to sell as a fall back plan.
the end of single player is a prisoner exchange.it unlocks playable otcolings
>>383109413
>not to mention that HIDEOUS mole
All four of the idols have moles.
>>383111828
True, anon. Only a parent could love that face.
>>383102146
>First it was Ever Oasis
More like it started with Hyrule Warriors
>>383074648
dat delicious brown skin
>>383095631
>>383105702
just post the comic geez
>>383111976
>>383112061
my daughter is not for bullying!
stop!
>We'll probably get a squidsister whatever these two are called duet at the end of single player
>Smooth R&B influence judging by the more upbeat disco feel from splatfest announcement
>Callie and Marie doing their great vocals along with smooth backing by Choctopuss
>Loli brat shitting it all up with rap
pearl is truly worst girl
>>383112005
Beyond Good and Evil 2 comes the closest to "appealing" but something looks off
>>383112080
Hyrule warriors was a start but it was just your generic big anime tiddies on a brown girl. Granted it was surprising but so surprising to the point where you think it was just one of those games that just some what flew under the rader because it was being done mainly by a different company, plus it was a Musou game so everyone already kinda expected a fanservice of sort. And then don't forget that there was a gap inbetween before the switch was announced.
BotW came out with Zelda's ass and trap Link but people weren't quite sure yet. Then Nintendo let open the flood gates.
>>383104603
And a slut
>>383112358
Probably the fact that it's still a generic afro'd black woman straight from the 70s
>>383112394
It's weird how inconsistent they are, they go full puritan on one game series and yet put questionable shit into another title.
>>383112305
I just hope we get a remix of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVq0s1ABjNE during the final boss fight
>>383111691
>Anaugi
Fujo you nigger, give me that 2nd MGG demo already
>>383112769
>MGG
Disgusting
>>383112358
thats because out of the 4, it has the most style and thought put into the design. Doesn't mean its perfect, but they at least tried.
>>383112358
She gives off a not-so-subtle vibe of desperate pandering
Pearl got the shibe brows.
>>383112769
Aw fuck they are getting close to a full year since that was supposed to drop
>>383113414
terminal 7 pearl
>>383113414
I really, really, really like this image
>>383112305
Pearl doesn't only do rap, idiot.
>>383113414
>>383100902
>put the benis in the arm
that's pretty smart, nature
nintendo on a roll with these sexy niggers lately
>>383113414
>it's funny because they both look like shit
>>383097519
Our love is real it's no mirage
>>383092728
*mint chocolate
>>383113414
>Callie died so Pearl may live
There is no justice in this world
>>383114064
I want to lock you in my garage.
>>383114160
Love is like a ripened squid, it stinks with limp appendages
>delicious brown
>top already primed for clothed paizuri
>squid eyes invite for heart shaped pupils
Holy fuck I think this design was specifically made just for me
>>383075930
>Inkling at the back taking a picture of her ass
>>383114550
>squid eyes
Anon...
>>383114748
>>383114737
Wouldn't you?
>>383105249
pretty much. the males place a 'sperm packet' into a sac behind (internally) the female's gills. the dick tentacle is usually the shortest one.
Fun fact: squid mating rituals basically involve designated orgy spots. the males all get together and start dancing in a circle. the females gradually join in. over the course of a couple hours they pair up for mating, and when its done everybody goes back to minding their own business
>>383103512
>implying callie wasn't the more popular one (at least here on /v/) for the majority of the splatfests
good taste with pearl though
can't wait to see how the first (real) splatfest results show
>>383114890
Or yes, octo eyes, as long as artists get the hint and give her heart eyes
>>383114748
>>383111494
Why?
>>383105072
>MFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pci4AO238w4
ITS TIME.
Superior shortstack meme race
>>383099646
Pearl has character and can rap.
Marina is just a basic pretty bitch that looks and sings like Beyonce or any typical popstar. Bland as fuck.
>>383115795
I'd fug a young BeyoncƩ desu
You know what else has character? Garbage men.
>>383115795
Wrong.
>>383115793
this is true
>>383116010
Wrong.
>>383116010
Prove me wrong, faggot.
>>383116114
Wrong.
>>383116089
Wrong.
>>383115793
>>383116019
>>383116075
I don't even like League anymore but these bitches have made me spill so much seed.Those Poppy barmaid pics, unf.
It's too bad I already beat off twice today.
>more thicc mints
lord have mercy on my penis.
BROWN AND GREEN, SPERM ON MY SCREEN
>>383115990
Look at Marina.
She's in the back constantly and sings like every other normal pop star. Bland, nothing distinct. Even Marie was distinct in voice.
Pearl? She's out there, hyping the crowd, rapping like a god and being unique. She's also smug as fuck.
Marina looks like she's always worrying about if the oven back home was left on. Eyebrows in a constant state of worry.
>>383116231
Prove
Me
Wrong
>>383116409
Wrong.
>>383116440
>Shadman
>>383105072
We KGB now
>>383116409
And Pearl looks like a Jimmy Neutron character.
>>383075930
me on the right
>>383116327
Green is already best color. Mixed with delicious brown it's god tier.
>>383116450
Wrong.
>>383116560
Wrong.
I want to fuck Marina
>>383116528
Not seeing it fami
>>383116630
Wrong
>>383106254
>cover her fucking ugly face is my solution
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA PEARLFAGS BTFO
>>383111235
further
than
>>383116440
nasty
>>383116679
Alright well it's been nice shitposting with you, anon, but I'm ready for bed. Staywrong.
>>383116818
Gowrongyourself.
lhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7pBojhvnao
They couldn't just give Pearl bangs?
Why does her crown resemble squid tentacle teeth? Is that intentional? What did they mean by this?
>>383117338
but if they gave her bangs, then how could we marvel at her gorgeous flawless fivehead?
>>383086904
why you would want a pure girl. Just the fact she were with you would make her less pure. Anything you did would corrupt her so its like wanting to keep a block of ice forever in your bare hands. It changes and you being near it just make it change quicker
>>383074648
Why can I already smell Shadman getting on this?
why the hell are we lettingoctolingsin our society?
>>383117485
If she's with you and only you she stays pure.
>>383117523
Never heard of him.
Sounds gay.
>delicious brown
>exposed tummy
>belly piercing
>shiny, skimpy leather top
>pants that show off hips
>great eyes
vs
>weird baby shaped head
>forehead you could land a plane on
>gums
>dressed like a conservative politician's wife
obvious answer
>>383116873
>>383117027
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yii1u2Lz-II
This is now awrongthread.
>>383117623
Only if you dont do anything with her. Even one kiss time by time woundt be allowed. I donĀ“t think nobody would want to get a girl just to stay with her in the same room doing nothing all day
>>383117550
Because it'snotwrong
>>383117712
>delicious brown
overdone and worst color
>exposed tummy
limits clothing options and is a trope always attached to brown people
>leather
okay, leather is nice
>pants that show off hips
you want a slut?
>great eyes
looks like she's in a constant state of worry
>vs
>weird baby shaped head
looks fine to me in the art
>forehead
looks fine to me in the art
>gums
literally no fucking gums, that's fucking lighting
>dressed like conservative
good. A sense of style and clothing
obvious answer
>>383104727
Seconding this
>>383116440
>Shad