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ITT: Movies/settings that should be games

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ITT: Movies/settings that should be games
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>>383073172
There was a PS1 game.
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>>383073632
Was it any good?
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Would make a great GTA clone.
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>>383073172
Remember when movie games were a thing? Remember that they were all awful?
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>>383073789
I was going to berate you for saying LA instead of NY, but you're right, LA would actually be a better setting.
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>>383073172

I'm pretty sure this was a pc platformer/multiplat.
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>>383073789
I'd play the shit out of an Escape from LA game. Especially if they got Kurt Russel to voice act.
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>>383073883
There was already a plane scene in cod4
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>>383073737
Yeah it is ok, don't expect miracles.
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lesbian ass worship
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>>383073172
A The Lord of the Rings Musou
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>>383074054
But did it crash with no survivors?
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LEE LUU MUTI PASS
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>>383074408
How did they fuck up a remake so bad?
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>>383074408
Someone beat you to it

>>383074551
Never saw the remake, how bad was it?
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>>383074551
I enjoyed it, was pretty weak story and setting wise but the cinema was dope, action was alright. Wasn't nearly as fun as the original though.
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>>383074159
I still don't understand why there's no LotR WRPG and so few LotR games in general.
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>>383074767
The Tolkien estate has been pretty stingy after the Hobbit movies

Can't blame 'em
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>>383074705
They changed the setting completely, the story's event more or less are the same but different, it just wasn't nearly as fun as the original
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>>383074705
Never played that but the SNES version of True Lies was fun af.
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>>383074705
It's kind of different from the original. Takes a bit from the first movie and turns it into a dull action movie in a fake blade runner world. Also it's much more focussed on Quaid's wife (who's the director's wife IRL) and Quaid's love interest. Mars isn't in it.
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>>383074970
Jessica Biel's married?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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More games need to be featured inside undersea bases. Ever17 and Deep Fear are the only ones I am aware of.
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>>383074767
Ps2 had them all. Some of the best movie games I ever played.

I'm almost positive those games were the first to introduce executions, or "parries". They called them "banes" in game though. Like you had to get skill points to unlock the "orc bane."

Games were legit fun though. One of the few things that EA did right in a time they were what Ubisoft is now.
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>>383074495
good post
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>>383074958
Forgot image.
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>>383075121
He means Kate Beckinsale.
but yeah Biel's married
to Justin Timberlake
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>>383073829
>Remember that they were all awful?
wrong
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>>383073737
At the time of its release it was considered one of the worst games on the console and was a punchline for about a year.
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>>383075325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w43C8jFX2o
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>>383075325
I recall referring to that game as 'The Two Hours'.
Absolutely played the fuck out of that one and especially Return of the King in co op.
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>>383073737
>PS1
of course not
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>>383074705
Robots replace people as cannon fodder so they could get a PG-13 rating.

The worst part is the film plays out like a two hour reference to to total recall, rather than a reboot.
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>>383073789
only if they purposely try to recreate the shitty cheap effects instead of going for le realistic grafics
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>ywn hang out with Milla
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>>383074473
>>383074054
Getting caught was part of the villain's plan in CoD Ghosts.
Crashing the plane was the next step of his master plan.
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Interstellar would be a dope Sony game
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>>383076753
Sony game?
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>>383076753
>Interstellar
>dope
>Sony
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Attack the block
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Beyond Good and Evil 2's trailer was giving me heavy vibes of Fith Element.
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>>383077091
>>383077108
Fuck you I liked it

Fuck you I like sony games

Made by ND in association with Kojima Productions. One of the endings ties into death stranding
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>>383076753
>Sony
>quickly tap X to scream "MUUURPH"
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>>383077108
This. The first movie even has that lame excuse plot device for the whole thing typical of vidya, plenty of 1-vs-the-world action and the hotel lobby host has that mission-select-powerup-purchase screen vibe. I honestly thought it was based on vidya after I first watched it.
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>>383073172
>multipass
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RPG by CDPR
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>>383073172
This movie is still the GOAT sci fi movie
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>>383077894
I've tried watching this movie in the past but I remember that the opening scene really threw me off in how goofy it was and I decided to turn it off because I wasn't in the mood for an ostensible He-Man movie. Is the rest of it equally goofy?
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>>383076753
>Sony
I'm not sure about that at all, but watching that movie DID make me want to play a realistic space exploring game or a game where you explored a singular planet Metroid-style but done EXTREMELY realistically. Fuck me, I'm getting hard just thinking about it. Generally, I prefer Japanese games, but Western devs do have their strong points, and a game like this would be the sickest shit.
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>>383077629
I was thinking it could be like Max Payne 3 mixed with PUBG. Having the open world and battle royale multiplayer system with MP3's tight shooting mechanics in NYC . Needs to have a Continental lobby where you can take contracts and whatnot.
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>>383073172
Last Ticket to Phloston Paradise

Hurry Up...
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>>383073172
>Jovovich was a teenager in that movie
>she's 12 in pic related
What kind of hormones was she taking?
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>>383077894
But this game literally already exists and it's called Dark Souls
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>>383073172
Warhammer Fantasy
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>>383077629
I thought it was more comic book like
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>>383078316
I've always wanted a third-person shooter that had gun kata/gun fu as an actual gameplay mechanic but I'm not sure how that could be accomplished. Maybe some RE6-style intermixing of gunplay and melee.
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POST MORE GAMES BASED ON MOVIES THAT WERE GOOD
Hard mode: not based on animated movies or Goldeneye
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>>383073172
SO HOL UP....
>sniffs a spoonful of powdered heat shaped herb
....MAH NIGGUH
>breaths through gaped vibranium grill anxiously
LET ME GET DIS STRAYT
>gets out blood diamond encrusted smartphone
U BE SAYIN
>wipes chicken odored frying oil of screen vigorously
I CANT BELIEVE DIS SHEIT
>opens up stolen stark app with rotund fingers arduously
U - BE - SAYIN
>hacks donald trumps account in the caiman islands connivingly
DAT BIG OLE
>makes a one billion dollar donation to the Winfrey Ramsey 2020 campaign euphorically
GET UP MATCHIN
>hears dora milaje sniggering on balcony together discretely
BROCCOLI KOOL-AID COLORED LOOKIN
>opens up wakanda-star-drumbeats.wk and start live streaming conspiratorially
MC DONALD'S PANCAKE LOOKIN
>ricochet smacks wenches in the gums with thrown phone intellectually
SQUASHED ZUKINI LOOKIN
>stare at them with disapproval for not guarding his big black body
LIP PLATE BE FO YO M-E-A-T-H-O-D ACTING CAUSE U AINT A REAL AFRIKAN PUT IN A SUIT
>picks snot out of sinuses with anti-metal claws euphorically
DAAAYYYYUUUUMMM YALL BRITISH NIGGAZ BE CRAY CRAY WID YALL MAD SKILLZ AYO YOU BE GETTIN DAT OSCAR MANE


(considering the quality of the spiderman homecoming game, i'm honestly expecting BP to be at worst something like a bamham game)
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>>383078316
That'd be dope. Set it during the time John was still active in the business just for consistency and use all the characters and settings from the movies. No one will ask for any complex plot just plain hit missions with lots of action. Make the gameplay good and with something like >>383078750 and It'll be great.
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Robocop

I know there was an old game, but i want a new one.
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>>383079212
>that man with the huge gauge in his mouth
holy fuck
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>>383078385
>>Jovovich was a teenager in that movie
born in 1975
5th element released in 1997
YEAH FUCKWIT
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>>383079212
I'd love the shit out of a BP game but if it had Arkham combat, I'd have to pass.

Give me something like Jake's melee in RE6 but expanded in a full game. So like realistic God Hand but with stealth sections, platforming sections, and shit.
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>>383077108
Play Payday, it LITERALLY has John Wick on it as a DLC
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>>383079683
Production started early 90s. She was 19 when they shot it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnolRWxoyOA
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>>383079212
What's with the Homecoming game?
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>>383078992
>play expecting another shitty licensed movie game that tells me what happened in the movie
>get GTA VC2 and a what-if scenario to the movie
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>>383073172
Because Mass Effect is dead anyway.
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who would you main?
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oh wait it's already a game
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>>383080180
how would it work? an rpg in the setting fighting drej?
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what was that space pirate cartoon? I forgot
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>>383080462
Treasure Planet?
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>>383080086
IT LOOKS GOOD
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>1984 open world game set in Toronto ontario canada
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>>383080508
yeah that one
I haven't played rogue galaxy but it sort of looks like it has a space pirate theme too
does it?
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>>383080508
It had a video game
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>>383080362
what the fuck
cg was a mistake
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>>383079626
DON'T STOP ME NOW
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>>383080508
>>383080462
>>383080831
>>383080937
outta my way normies
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>>383073172
ONLY if it's a porn game.
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>>383081309
The steampunk aesthetic was nice. I don't know of a game that pulled it off well.
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>>383079926
but payday isnt john wick.
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>>383081601
Be nice to Milla.
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>>383081821
it's not steampunk
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>>383074408
The original.is still one.of.my favorite action films ever. I refuse to acknowledge that god awful remake.
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>>383082041
she should be a pornstar

imagine THAT face getting hosed down by Peter North
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>>383074551
If I remember correctly studio exec meddling. One of the notes from the original script was keep the plot on earth nothing interesting happens on.mars anhway.
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>>383077894
fun fact: the girl getting fucked in the top right hand corner panel is the film director's real life daughter
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>>383073172
haven't seen this movie in a long ass time but...
isn't Remember Me similar to this movie, at least in setting and general tone?
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>>383074705
Hands down the worst remake I ever saw. Up till I saw the Robocop remake. Which was worse.
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>>383082747
Rec me Peter North kino. I never got into him.
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>>383074958
I used to rent this all the time. Criminally underrated movie game.
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>>383082945
Just search his name on pornhub. Literally any compilation of his money shots is worth watching. For some reason he seemed to do his best scenes with Sarah Young, so you could just google his name and hers and start with their scenes (there's like 3 or 4 and they all have legendary tier cumshots).
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>>383082747
Well she isn't, but she's still a really cool girl. If you play the commentary track on the DVD for Resident Evil, she tells you when to pause the screen so you can see her naked.
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>>383076621
nevermind the girl. give me that TV
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>>383073789
>>383073921
Enough movies take place in LA already, and games can take place ANYWHERE. So stop this meme you faggots.
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>>383079276
Robocop 1 and 2 for arcade are fun as hell
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>>383083364
That's the hottest fucking thing ever. Is there a clip of that online?
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>>383080149
Another super underrated game.
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>>383073172
>tfw still no comfy urban fantasy game where you go around a city solving supernatural cases of all types

I swear it's a gold mine just waiting to be discovered
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>>383084231
>babby's first grimdark fantasy book
jim butcher is a hack, get some taste.
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Dorohedoro
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>>383084464
It was an example lad, you can replace it with whatever you want.
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>>383073829
wrong
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>>383073172
beyond good and evil 2
looks more fifth element than bg&e
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>>383073921
especially cause isaac hayes is dead
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>>383084517
tfw everyone would call it dumb and edgy instead of giving it a chance
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I have a soft spot for Genesis Stargate. Nothing special, just running and gunning.
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>>383073737
It was one of my first buyers remorse moments, so no. Tried it again recently and its still shit. Don't let nostalgia fags tell you its anything but shit.
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>>383073737
no, it is all very awful, do not ever, ever play it, okay?
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>>383076234
Yep, same here.

There was one level where if you ran backwards, it was the level where you fight in a gully, or dried river bed, and the bigger orc's (forgot what hey were called) would have infinite spawns and you could bane them over and over. Dude it was so satisfying.

It's almost exactly why I liked Assassins Creed, now that I think about. The executions/counters. Anyways, Two Towers was a great fuckin game gameplay wise.
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>>383080180
>>383080180
mah fucking nigga
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>>383083178
Agree man. I got it for my birthday or Christmas, can't remember and I think my family thought it was the actual movie and not a video game. It was like a gem fell in my lap. Was good shit.
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>>383084873
Weren't there a group of guys making an open world Stargate game? What ever happened to that project?
I really wish that there was more Stargate content, and that the series wasn't for all intents and purposes dead.
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>>383074551
Because its a remake, even if it somehow wasn't shit it deserves to be.
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>>383084517
Art looks great. Is it actually good?
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>>383085634
The Wener Herzog Nosferatu remake is the most pointless thing in the world but it's somehow a masterpiece.
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>>383083324
>Judge Dredd based off the Stallone movies for the SNES, Genesis, and GameBoy
>That lightgun game on the PS1
>Judge Dredd vs Death (the only one you should play) for the Xbox, PS2, and PC

Hopefully with the new Megacity One show coming out next year it'll spark more interest in Dredd.
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It'd be like Mirror's Edge with more CUHRAZEE. What's not to like?
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>>383083324
Easily one of the best comic book movies.
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>>383085726
It's god tier.
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>>383074551
Because the original is quirky and nu-hollywood can't do quirky anymore because millennials are huge faggots.
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>>383078750
This.

I'd be okay with button combos, with one button assigned to pistols when pistols or weapon is unequipped. So anytime a combo needs that button, it introduces the weapon into the combo.

I don't know how it would work with the weapons equipped/unholstered though. Mayyyybe execution room clearing moves like the new Splinter Cells, only you have a small window to manually aim for every shot and any non head shot doesn't always get the kill. Has to be a better way to introduce that type of game play though.

Regardless, yes. Would love some new creative ways to play 3rd person shooters.

Ghost Recon Future Soldier was fun online. They introduced agility combo's through rolling, slamming into cover, plus a Gears-Like roadie run. It was so beautifully fluid.
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>>383073829
>Only listens to Youtubers that regurgitates what they read on mainstream media
Also shows that you're underage.
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>>383085726
It's good, in a bizarre tonally all over the place kind of way.
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>>383076621
Milla was banging back in the day, now it's her daughters turn.
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>>383086871
>millennials are huge faggots.
Coming from generation-x where it's all about crying and complaining to get your way. It's because of your lot that everyone is walking on eggshells, lil man.
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>>383073829
Some of the old ones (NES and SNES era) were pretty solid, but most licensed games after that were pretty shit.
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>>383081309
what the fuck... those shoes in the last panel, I've seen them posted so many times as "laughing shoes.jpeg" but I've never seen this whole story before
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>>383088551
>>383081309
shit why DO those shoes look like they can't stop laughing at him?
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>>383074551
because remakes for good movies are fucking dumb
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>>383078992
Spiderman 2 for...360 was it? Or ps2. Can't remember. But it was one of the best Spiderman games.

In general though, there was a time where movie games used to get the most attention from developers.

Now though, creativity is at an all time low. Production values are high, but the actual ability to create fun gameplay is at an alllll time low. I don't know if people just suck at making games now, or if all money and the slave-like labor just gets dumped into production...basically making no more than shiny turds
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You understand why i liked Advanced Warfare now?
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Man, Fifth Element had a god tier scenery.
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>>383089874

It's called Beyond Good and Evil 2
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>>383089389
There's another mech-skeleton game coming out...looks dope af. Forgot the name though, but it looks thorough, doesn't look like a lame hack n' slash at all.

....fuck me, I can't remember the name of it
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Is Remember Me a good game? It completely passed me by.
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What is the most John Wick video game?
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>>383090364

Splinter Cell Conviction
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>>383090243
It's alright?

The visuals are good. The combat's okay. The memory rewrite mechanic is creative and interesting, but only used a handful of times.

You could tell they had interesting ideas in a stylish setting but were pressed for time before they could really flesh it all out.
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>>383089989
you mean the surge
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>>383089389
This is one of the most criminally underrated action movies of all time because "reviewers" at the time were fun hating fags and don't get that cyberpunk is hokey.
Those effects are top notch and Copley is my waifu.

I'm glad games like Advanced Warfare and Titanfall took pages out of its book at least.
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>>383090658
Yeah, that's it. It already came out. My bad. But yeah, it looked pretty good.
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>>383073789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJYY-gbd6m8

Almost boys, almost
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>>383090502
Even though this was a dumb down version of Splinter Cell, I still loved those solo challenge missions where you got to choose the look of your character etc etc.
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>>383079626
Movie? Looks really retarded.
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>>383087843
wat
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>>383083178
underrated movie as well it doesn't even have a fucking blue-ray release
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>>383080180
Even with a cool sci-fi setting, that movie was fucking trash. Also, Don Bluth is a hack.
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She looks exactly like some girl I go to uni with and she doesn't even know I exist.
that's actually not true. She knows my name and I have her phone number. It's just that we only ever talked about uni stuff and she didn't reply to my last question ages ago. She doesn't care about me and probably finds me annoying
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>>383092735
Probably. To be honest, I find you annoying.
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Just balls out insane gun play.
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>>383092858
That's exactly why Chad and Jamal are the ones spitroasting her at the halloween party, and he's posting his crush on /v/. Stop buttfucking yourself, anon.
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>>383092858
I know I'm unlikeable and annoying. I jist don't know how to change.
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>>383075794
My nigga
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>>383073172
>inb4 AC3

fuck that game. I want a good game with a colonial north america setting. are there any good mount and blade mods at least?
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>>383080362
Watching them missing every shot in such close range is extremely upsetting
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>>383091707

>True Lies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOWMohYTVo

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn Jamie Curtis; you fuckin' fine all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." When all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you (the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin) and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN! JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?!? Because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you. Smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty; the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>383080149
>that shark scene everytime you swim too long no matter where you swim

I've been to Florida and honestly I'd believe it because the place is such a shithole.
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>>383079626

>has supernatural powers
>manages to die like a bitch

Incompetence is a sin.
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>>383091357
Doom.
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>>383092735
I used to play in indie rock bands, and I had this one groupie who was infatuated with me who was a runway model in nyc who looked almost exactly like prime milla jovovich. Used to fuck that bitch for hours.

Now I'm thirty and quit music years ago and never get laid anymore. Shit sucks.
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>>383080536
There's a Xena game that's pretty good for ps1 and an n64 fighter that sucks.
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>>383090364
>the John Wick comic is never going to fucking come out
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The lack of mesoamerican vidya baffles me.

It has everything that egyptian/greek/roman settings have, but also cool jungles, human sacrifice, tropical beaches, and really fucking crazy mythological stuff that makes egyptian and classical mythology look like pansy shit
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and battle angel alita
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>>383096443
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>>383078385
>she
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>>383096593
>are you me?
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>mfw there will never be a beat em up set in the 1800's trying to keep the five points from going apeshit over the Civil War and fucking irish bastards with their roman popery

I guess I'm glad The Warriors game by Rockstar exists but I want to be mentored by a great man like Bill The Butcher. Fuck he's just a great character and makes the movie watchable.
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>>383073172
>THE FIFTH ELEMENT WAS TWENTY (20) FUCKING YEARS AGO

I WANT TO GO BACK SEND ME BACK NOW FUCK 2017 FUCK 4CHAN FUCK EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD WHO IS NOT OVER THE AGE OF 24 FUCK GOOK MOOT FUCK FUCK FUCK SEND ME BACK ALREADY I WANT TO GO BACK
SEND ME BACK
SEND ME BACK
SEND ME FUCKING BACK RIGHT NOW

DO IT NOW FAGGOT GOD SEND ME BACK I WANT TO GO BACK FUCKING THIS GAY FUCKING EARTH IN THE YEAR 2017 SEND ME FUCKING BACK RIGHT NOW DO IT NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Silence of The Lambs or Manhunter would be perfect for a detective game like LA Noire. No way anyone would put such subject matter in a movie or game like that again because sjws.

Bryan Cox> haven't seen Hannibal show>Anthony Hopkins
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Crank 2 is the perfect video game movie.
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>All these people wanting a John Wick game
https://youtu.be/QiJncJmxJLs
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One of these days my wish will come true
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>mfw there will never be a good Planet of The Apes game

Such a damn shame considering b-sci-fi from late 70's would make an interesting setting like Destroy All Humans did for the 50's and 60's. Even the new Apes movies would be great if it were handled well.
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>>383078385

Not the right ones since she has no tits or ass.
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>>383096443
Play Guacamelee if you haven't already.
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>>383098940
it was late 60s actually
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>>383099823
I own it but never got around to playing it. Regadless, I want pre-european contact mesoamerica, not after
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>>383093018
You could've posted any Clive Owen film and you'd get the same game out of them. Yes even that stupid one with Jennifer Aniston
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>>383101442
First was 68 then rest released in 70's.
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>>383096692
good taste anon
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