ITT: Epic video game quotes

WHERE'S

>>383058246
MY

WIFE'S

DOG!

>>383058436
BENIS :DDDDD

>>383058528

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER

This isn't video games.

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>>383058139
>At last, my Red Dead Redemption!

>>383058139
I've been out of vidya for a while. They turned god of war into a hipster? Dafuq?

>>383058139
BY ZEUS TRIDENT

DON'T ATTACK ME OF MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN

>>383058862
Now the game is about Kratos teaching his son to be a vegan social activist.

>>383058139
GOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>383058139
NU-MALE!!!!!

NU-MALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>383058139
AAAHHHHHHH MY WIFE'S SON, WHERE IS HE?

>>383058628
>not ca-ca-ca-ca-cambo breicur

This meme makes smile

every

fucking

time

I still don't understand the switch to Norse mythology. There's still a ton of Greek shot they never touched on.

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"Wont let you eat my pussy, with those dirty teeth" - Kat

>>383059648
They wrote themselves into a corner and decided to reboot but instead of doing an actual reboot they made it a sequel.

>>383059648
they should use another name

>>383059648
Yeah like, where is Xena and Gabby?

>>383059565
same

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FIIIGAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>383059648
Vikings are the shit nowadays, gotta ride that wave

>>383059098
*his wife's son

>>383058528
Kek'd.

>>383059189
i will never ever get tired of GOOOOOOOOOOOODSposting

BY ODIN'S BEAR!
WHERE'S MY WIFE'S SON?!

>>383059648
They wanted to do a norse game since 2

Obviously they are stuck doing God of War
So they put Kratos in Norse mythology to make the game they wanted
Haven't you wondered why they had such a dramatic gameplay shift?

>>383062504
>Haven't you wondered why they had such a dramatic gameplay shift?
sony execs noting the popularity of TLoU and telling santa monica to repeat the process?

>>383059648
>I still don't understand the switch to Norse mythology.
Normies are into Thor and shit now, bro. Greeks are too obscure and boring, I want to connect with things I've vaguely heard about from those EPIC Marvel movies. Plus, vikings man. Those guys have been cool since probably Skyrim.

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>>383059648
I kinda want to see where they go with this just because the idea that different pantheons exist says SOMETHING about the cataclysms in GOW 3. Like, when Cratos kills Poseidon the oceans get all fucked up...but that's just limited to Greece apparently

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Anything this guy says.

>>383059648
which one has better waifus, egypt or nordic mythology?

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>>383059648
No, they pretty much did greek mythology to death. There's 4 main games and 3 PSP games. Kratos has done it all in Greece.


Kratos also destroyed Greece at the end of GoW3, so a switch of scenery is kind of necessary at this juncture.

>>383067095
Egyptian princesses easily beat out the hairy armpits and bushy brows of viking women.

>>383067840
>There's 4 main games and 3 PSP games
Wrong.

All you had to do was to follow the damn train!

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>>383066126
Bear and bull guy was way more epic
David Jaffe is a circumcised Daewoo

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>>383068204
gow1, gow2, gow3, Acension

Chains of Olympus, Ghost of Sparta, Betrayal

You lose.

>>383068569
Yeah, his speeches were always pretty interesting. I know a lot of people got sick of them early on, but I truly adored them.