>character draws a sword >*SCHWING*

>character unholsters an already-cocked handgun
>*CHK-CHK*

>character shoots with a supressor attached
>*pppft*

>character expresses admiration for anything French

>>383047978
What, you mean like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYunc-WmmBs

>>383047602
>OP sucks dick
>*SLURP*

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>characters telegraph their moves

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>Character draws a sword
>It's made of gold/silver/platinum/some precious medal bullshit
>We're supposed to be impressed

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>>383047602
>see pretty girl
>*SHWING*

>I want 100% realism at all times in my entertainment
Why not just have actual sword fights you pussy?

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>>383047602
>Swing sword
>CLANG

>character dies in multiplayer shooter
>*CYYYYYYYKAAAAAA*

>>383048265
The report of a firearm is never captured properly by a video like this.

That being said, he is using subsonic ammo, so it would be very quiet with a suppressor. The vat majority of ammunition is not subsonic.

>>383048294
unf nice

>>383048265
I mean, that's still a fairly loud crack, pretty far from the quiet pfft that most movies make silencers.

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>>383048559

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>>383048626
>what is the real threat of grievous bodily harm and/or death

>>383049124
So you ARE a puss? Got it. Can't code well enough to make your perfect sword fighting game to avoid harm and can't actually fight well enough to become a Highlander. Your father must be ashamed.

>>383049124
Just pick up fencing or any of the other myriad of sword-based martial arts or get into that LARP shit where dudes wear armor and swing swords and axes and shit. And you'll get some exercise too you little pussy.

I don't have anything worthwhile to contribute to this thread, I just wanted to say I love Lindybeige

>>383049813

>I love Lindybeige

I wish Matt Easton had his charisma, because he's the real deal.

>>383050039
Matt does have his innuendos going for him. And a wife that blushes at all of them

>medieval game
>can't unscrew the pommel of your sword and throw it at the enemy

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>>383047681
holy fuck this really boils my piss, STOP DOING THIS

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>game has a bren and a spandau
>spandau is better

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>>383047602
>character fires a spandau (yes, everyone called them that deal with it)
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

>Characters of game are an elite military unit that's clearly made up of combat hardened vets
>One member is a complete fucking boot and acts like he got plucked out of playing CoD and thrown into the unit the night before
This shit pisses me off to no fucking end

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>getting autistic over little details
nigga they're videogames

>>383052953
Name five (4) games from six (7) different franchises.

>>383048502
>character has autism
>starts a youtube channel about swords

>>383052953
>Player, welcome to the Super Elite Delta Task Force Squadron the most secret and advanced military group in the world
>Here's how to reload a pistol

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> Game isn't about a British man genociding the French

>>383047602
>character picks up ammo
>*pluak pluak pluak*

why is /k/ so autistic?

>2 enemies walking in a line 6 foot away from each other
>shoot the one behind
>other one doesn't notice

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>retarded gay clown character draws his dick

>>383047602
>characters holds an unsheathed blade without moving it in any way
>*zzzziiiiiii...*

>>383057185
What game does this?

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>>383047602
>character is thicc
>*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>383047602
>OP makes a thread
>*Autistic screeching*

>>383052434
>yes, everyone called them that
No, only retarded bongs.

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>>383047602
>sword moves ever so slightly
>It makes a weird sound for some reason

>press CTRL to crouch
>character lies all the way down
>stand up again
>check keybindings
>have to press C to crouch
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>383047602
>character aims gun
>CLICK CLACK RATTLE

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>>383047602

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>skilled swordsman/warrior character
>Waifish build like he popped straight out of San Francisco

Also

FEMALE WARTIME ARCHERS. Holy fuck, please stop.

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>woman portrayed in 14th century Europe
>not being raped into oblivion

No game has ever had the balls to portray the olden days as the nightmare lands they were. I guess Berserk adaptations come close but that throws demons into the mix.

http://www.publicmedievalist.com/got-rape-and-middle-ages/

>>383057367
I'm more interested in what games do NOT do this. It's just about everywhere from TES to DMC.

>>383047602
>character draws a blunt weapon
>*FSHWOOP*

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>character fires a large explosive/electrical weapon
>theres a building charge noise, but complete silence just a tenth of a second before the shot is actual fired
>the shot is a sexy bassy boom

>>383059156
>muh past was horrible meme

Tumblr please go and stay go

>>383047602
>character gets healed
>*uuuuuuuuhhhh*

>>383059786
>I was born in the wrong century

You would have been left to die in the woods, autist.

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>Swordsman sheathes his sword. He misses the first few times before staring directly at the sheath to make sure the sword gets in.

>>383059786
sheltered summer child plz go and stay go. i bet the scariest day of your life was when a car you didnt immediately recognize drove down the street of your gated community.

>>383059906
Who are you quoting?

>>383060038
The fact that you live in a nigger ghetto doesn't mean that there were nigger ghettos in the past

>>383052434
Holy fuck what is that perspective

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>>383059434
>explosion happens 50 meters away. Everyone outside of the fireball is still floored as their organs just got wracked from the air burst. Main character pukes himself. Occasional flying pieces of shrapnel zings by killing randoms here and there.

I am so glad games have started making their experiences more realistic.

>>383059906
>>383060038
>the past was so fucking awful guys!
but then how did people survive and thrive there? wtf is aliens real?

>>383060009
examples? that sounds hilarious.

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>female soldier struggles to remove her sidearm from her holster as it was too tight.

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>kill rabbit
>it looks at you menacingly

>>383060245
>>383060147
not a nigger a spic
life is substantially easier now than even only 100 years ago.

>>383047602
>character shines a light into the camera
>*FISSSSsss*

>>383047602
>Random quirky mercenaries or otherwise non specialized fucknuts can take out multiple trained soldiers for no particular reason
Fuck every game that does this, that stupid shitty arena shooter with obligatory nostalgia music, lawbreakers reminded me of it

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>enemy pulls out shotgun
>*cocks it*
>talks for a a while
>"time to kick ass"
>*cocks it again*
>enemy appears
>aims gun at enemy
>*cocks it again*

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>>383060234
>gta 4 has fun explosions that dynamically damage cars and stumble players outside their kill radius
>gta 5 has explosions that blow up cars in one hit and players no longer stumble
>the explosions are either completely lethal or dont do anything and the difference is decided by less than a few feet distance

>character fires a super high fire rate weapon
>*BRRRR* with multiple shots even if you only fire one round

>>383060416
No fucking shit. But that's technological progress, not social one. And everything after WW2 is a huge spike. The past is not a line you can go to through induction, people don't get more horrible the further into the past you go. The only thing that causes the major decline in crime, including rape, are mass media and the risk of being caught by the virtue of some dude recording you

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>back scabbard

>>383060736
You're a fucking idiot. Reductions in crime are largely due to increased education and reduced scarcity, along with a society that values peacefulness more.

>>383047602
>character draws a polearm
>*PLUPCK*

>>383060009
Now that, its realism

>>383048265
Sounds like MGS V

>>383060736
>tech progress and social progress arent directly correlated

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>>383047602
>WW2 game
>allies consist of Americans only

>>383059786
Do you consider renaissance fairs to be historically accurate?

>>383060879
Sure. And that still only accounts for the last century, if not half of that. Again, it's not a straight line down. A middle ages bloke isn't going to be any more of a horrible rape monster than a modern chav.

>>383061137
They aren't, simply because social progress is not a linear or quantifiable thing. And let's not get to petty situational arguments like how much better the societies were made by the discovery and development of chemical wepaons during WW1, for example

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>character pulls the hammer back on a pistol back like 3 times while pointing it at the bad guy as he's talking to them

>>383047602
>halberds and spears are depicted as inferior to sords
>game doesn't let you go into the nigh invulnerable phalanx formation while being supported by archers appropriately equipped for the situation
>armed combat in gameplay and cutscene is strictly of the overly cinematic sort full of laughablly exaggerated motions no true knight or man-at-arms would ever actually do

Getting real sick of these memes and these rubbish game designs.

>>383061881
I'd take that over taking Game of Thrones portrayel as your baseline, honestly

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>>383061626
Well, we did do 95% of the heavy lifting for you.

>>383062172
I'm German so thanks for nothing, faggot

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>>383048559

>>383061626
>ww2 game
>germans are the bad guys

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>>383056141
Why is /v/ so casual?

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>>383062278
Get better allies next time gaylord

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>character stops time
>*ZA WARUDO*

>>383062172
>>383062278
>>383062440
>shit is too long ago
>Fresse jetzt.

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>brings out sword
>*whipcrack*

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>>383047602
>character is an alien
>*SCHWING SCHWANG*

>Spears can only stab
>AKs are always super reliable but inaccurate, more damage
>ARs are always frail but accurate, less damage
>Pistols do more damage than an assault rifle
>Leather armor is never boiled leather the actual kind they made armor from
>All shotguns are loaded with only scattershot that only goes out 5 feet

If I was a king in olden times I'd make sure they that the swords went "swching" when you drew them for the intimidation factor alone. Imagine being the dumbass that says the wrong thing in court
>"I think the king is a cuck"
>Deafening schwing as the entire royal guard draws their sword at once
>Guy proceeds to shit himself as he immediately realizes how badly he fucked up

>>383062587
>character is an alien
>ayy lmao

>>383062278
If the gooks didn't bomb our harbor you would've won. Just consider that for a moment next time you watch anime.

>change mag when there is still ammo left, so of course there is a cartridge in the chamber
>still rack the bolt after inserting the new mag
>no cartridge drops to the ground
>the ammo count is not X+1

Why is no fucking game able to do anything correctly.
It's fucking RUINED.

RUINED

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>character draws a gun

>>383062767
Nah, I'm pretty sure Adolf would still think invading USSR is a bright idea. It would just take much longer

>>383047602
>the game of chess *SWHING* is like a swordfight
>*WOOSH SWISH WOOSH*
>you must think first *HAI* before you move

>game does not make the difference between 9x19mm and 9x18mm

>>383062710
Pretty sure the fact that you have like, 20 elite warriors staring at every single movement you make is already a big intimidation factor desu

>game calls magazines clips

>>383053567
>makes alot of money

>>383063272
I love fucking with my gun friends like that.

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>>383047602
>

>>383063272
THIS FUCKING SHIT
Even games that are all about tactical and shit, Hitman games for fuck sake, and not even only the first one!

Are you going to tell me that NO ONE at the dev's studio knew the difference between a mag and a fucking clip?
No one?

No one ever told them? Send them an email? A tweet?
For fuck sake, I'm not asking you to put jam chances according to official jam statistics of the manufacturer, but to use the correct fucking terminology.

>Fantasy setting with barbarian warrior clan where place in society is determined by strength and combat prowess
>Leader is a woman

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>>383049372
>>383049608
>can't tell if retarded or trolling

>>383047602
>hot girl passes by player character
>*SCHWING*

>>383063518
I guarantee you its just to piss off autists

>>383049124
HEMA my dude.

>>383063518
You are aware that most development studios are in Leftist cities, right?

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>Can't have those old all female fantasy towns because it triggers someone, SJWs or /pol/

>>383063518
What's the difference?

>>383063850
>In game character gets sued. 90% of the game is spent in court and paying 70% of your income to that random chick you "Schwing'd" at.

>>383064256
A magazine is a mechanism feeding bullets to the gun.

A clip is just a bunch of bullets connected with a piece of metal. You probably saw them in a WW1/WW2 game being loaded into a rifle

>>383064108
I know those fucking socialist cucks would help a nigger rape their wife before they ever touch a gun but fuck, NO ONE ever told them?!

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>character transforms his saw into a cleaver and back into a saw
>*Ka-CHINK, ka-CHINK*

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>>383064256

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>>383064528
>character two-hands his one-handed axe
>*sch-WAK*
>character one-hands his two-handed axe
>*sch-INK*

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>Game has Mexican female
>Is usually chicana or latina not Mexican
>Usually tough woman not sexy woman
>Uses random words in Spanish in unnatural ways
Why are those fucking japs the only ones who ever did me right?

>>383064554
>>383064408
Thanks, my dudes.
Yeah, that mistake is retarded, especially in games that have gun customization and such, you expect the devs to know about this.

>>383064916
>Game has Mexican female
>she's not obese

I can only suspend so much disbelief. Like Adam Carolla once said, it doesn't matter if they are 12 or 22, all Hispanic broads look a hard 35.

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>>383047602
>character has two swords
>on his fucking back

>A DRAGON
>it's actually a wyvern

>>383065828
>implying theres a difference

>Game has jet's launching dumb bombs at 600kt's and right above buildings
>Has the precision of a PGM

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>>383066196
Well, ACKTUALLY,

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>game has fire arrows

>>383048265
They all sound so happy firing their guns :3

>>383066791
>Smaug in the hobbit films was an oddly proportioned wyvern fuck up
>tolkien literally drew a picture of smaug as a proper four legged serpentine dragon with wings on its back

I will never understand how they managed to fuck that up

>>383047602
>medieval war game
>troops actually fight each other

>>383047602
>character sheathes a sword
>*SCHWEATH*

>>383067085
>They all sound so happy firing their guns :3
Maybe I can show you how I clean the chamber of my long and hard rifle, Anon.

Cleaning and using the rod is half the job, firing is only the finale.

>>383048265
>>383059156
>>383059906
>>383060038
>>383061881
t. Burger who watched Games of Thrones and thinks he knows anything

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>>383060795
To be fair, there has been a workaround that's been used in a couple vidyas

>>383067454
t. oldfag nostalgic for whites only diners and predatory romance

>>383062278
make sure you don't pick literally retarded allies next time

>>383060795
>not using a back scabbard

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>character in armor even slightly moves
>loud metal rustling sound

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>>383048559

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>character does not reply to this post
>his mother begins feeling quite ill
>she dies the next night

>>383062278
That's what you get for having Italy as your ally

>>383069875
jokes on you
i have two dads

>>383069875
ur fag

>>383070179
>somewhere
>a random woman
>a random woman who happens to share half your DNA
>a random woman just died

>>383070553
maybe one of his dads is a fertile hermaphrodite
although that would mean he only has 1.5 dads

>>383069875
Goddammit, I can never find the source on this pic

>head gets smashed with a mace
>[cabbage and onion sounds]

>>383059156
I misread that link as "goat rape"

>repeated gunfire indoors
>loud bangs and explosions indoors
>hit by shockwaves tens of times
>completely fine

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>no option to romance your waifu

>>383062278
Git gud

>>383067454
>>383062059
Never seen a single episode or read a sentence of GoT.
But keep believing whatever /pol/ and your grandpappy told you, yuroshit.

>>383058715
SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SAUAAAACCEEEuuuuh!!!!!

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>>383047602
> Clenching fists
>*leather tightening sound*
> not wearing any leather gloves

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>>383048559

>Cracks knuckles
>Sounds like wood breaking

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>>383062278

>>383073145
not unreasonable
I can crack most of my joints and you can hear it tens of metres even in a noisy environment

I have been watching a truly excessive amount of Forgotten Weapons lately.

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>>383047681
>character pumps shotgun at the end of every reload animation despite pumping after firing the last shot

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>>383062278
>being a g*rman
lol

Why are gunfags so easily triggered?

>>383047681
>character having a cocked firearm holstered at all

>>383074106
Triggered is a tumblr word. It means "mad".

Unfortunately, you don't seem to understand that 4chan is the Bruce Banner of internet communities. We are always mad.

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>>383048559

Post rare lindys
my old album got wiped

>>383066791
>Play Dragon's Dogma
>Wyrm is a proper dragon
>Drakes are proper dragons
>Wyverns are proper dragons
Why? I'm fine with wyverns being called dragons, since you could just say they're a type of dragon, but a proper, four-legged dragon should not be called a wyvern.

>>383047681
>Character cocks a non cockable gun

Shadow the hedgehog OP fucking triggers me when he cocks the fucking barrel of a MP5
Holly fucking shit

>>383067454
>yuros are time-travelers now

>characters fighting with swords or other melee weapons
>Unnecessary weapon clashes instead of trying to disarm or just outright attacking them.

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>>383063027
I will never understand this. It is one of two things that force me to accept Hitler was a fucking idiot. It doesn't matter what you have to do to appease the Bear, you just do it and accept Russia is too fucking retarded to defeat, they will literally fight you to the last man, burn down their own country to spite you, and laugh in your face while they do it.

The second thing was him committing a second field army to North Africa in May of 1943, that were logistically unsustainable and utterly annihilated, a catastrophic loss of manpower that even the a complete novice strategist would have recognized as an idiotic move.

I will never understand why anyone holds him up as anything more than a great motivational speaker.

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>>383047602
>flies all the way to Switzerland to try to actually shoot a gun because he lives in a cuck country
>actually gets his hands on a rifle, despite his obvious mental handicap
>goes to shoot it, fucks up and shoots the side of someones house, cries, renounces all weapons
>thinks guns are for bad people now
where did it go wrong?

>>383075946
Because 2 superpowers with opposing ideologies on the same continent can't exist mein neger.

Preemtively striking russia was smart since they were desperately trying to industrialize their nation since they were 10 years behind other westernized nations. Why hitler ignored his generals and didn't hit moscow and clung to stalingrad like a beta orbiter on the prom queen is beyond me

>>383063348
>still a furry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWiaRhQDZFE

>>383077385
>Having houses behind and above a shooting range, with the targets in between hillsides

One updraft and the houses where going to have bullet holes anyways

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>>383066791
wyverns are a type of dragon dumbass

>>383069875
Dude