Now: Jak 2
Next: Shadow of the Colossus
Later: Other game
KANYE WEST DONATION
kek the reporting feature of 4chan is down
OP is a cuck
anime
xth for worst run is over
OTHER GAME
More like Jak 2 is a mediocre game
NESSUN DORMA
you guys are just memeing and didn't actually enjoy that dogshit singing, right?
Is /ourguy/ bonesaw gonna be on the couch?
XEM BEST GUY
>>383020347
Good job singer dude
Listen up nigs, are the next 2 runs going to be interesting?
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY DOES CHAD ALWAYS WIN
So let me guess this straight, you guys hate the way GDQ has turned into but you still enable the biggest normalfags that does shit like singing in a speedrun event?
He's the perfect example of the people that made the whole event into shit, and enabling people like him was the first step to make this event so shitty it is now
This place is starting to become more reddit than reddit itself
I'm still recovering from that guy's 10/10 singing.
>tfw you have literally 0 talents
not even good at videogames
I can't be the only one, right?
>>383020510
The run that saved SGDQ.
>>383020483
>dogshit singing
>implying
that shit wasn't the best, but he sure as fuck didn't embarrass himself
>the amount of people cringing and getting upset at his opera singing
>dat asian chubby high fiving some guy
I want moar.
also 10/10 run
>>383020546
that's not true, anon
you're talented at making very shitty posts on /v/
>>383020443
Oh my god this board will turn into pure fucking anarchy once people become aware of this.
>Going mad over basic singing
Fuck it, these people vote, democracy is a sham, hitler was democratically elected. Places like turkey and russia are "Democracies", yet are obviously not.
Fuck this, im out
If that guy is a chad then I'm a chad
Though I'd love to be able to sing
What happened I missed a few runs ?
>>383020483
You've never done anything cool or well or impressive in your entire life and have every reason in the world to kill yourself
>>383020490
If he is GDQ will gag and straightjacket him.
YOU ARE JEALOUS
HE CAN RUN A GAME BETTER THAN YOU
HE CAN SING BETTER THAN YOU
HE CAN TALK BETTER THAN YOU
HE IS LITERALLY DEEP INSIDE 3 10/10s RIGHT NOW AT THE SAME TIME
>people didn't know xem could actually sing well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvCAhSni34w&feature=youtu.be&t=25m47s
WEEBS AND TRANNIES (THOUGH THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME THING) ON SUICIDE WATCH
THIS IS A CHAD DADDY EVENT NOW
>>383020526
Because Chad isn't beta as fuck and puts effort into things. Literally the only reason.
WTF STOP SAYING THAT SDGQ IS SO GOOD DON'T YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING TRANSPHOBIC IT IS
>>383020526
>I PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND MASTURBATE TO ANIME ALL DAY
>WHY DOES SOMEONE WORKING ON THEIR TALENTS GET TO BE BETTER THAN ME???
>>383020586
It's only the reporting system. The mods will still be able to purge.
>>383020546
my talent is I know I have no talents and thusly don't go around and force my "talent" into others people's faces
CHADS ALWAYS WIN
>>383020546
To get good at video games you just keep playing them. And then when you fuck up you go "wait why the fuck did that happen?" and then not do that thing, are you even trying?
>no good games today
fucking end this gdq already
>>383020546
Is there room in the club?
>got the courage to talk to girl
>chad start singing
>see her visibly get wet and lactating
>fuck you chad
>depression
>suicide
chad wins, flawless victory, fatality
>>383020586
have you seen /v/ in the past 5 mins? its already riddled with pony porn
>All these fucking autists mad the guy is getting praised
>"B-BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD BETTER THAN HIM"
Jesus chill the fuck out you spergs.
>tfw I like to act and stuff but I can't sing for fuck
I wish I knew how to learn
>>383020687
>he didn't watch the 10/10 run that ended a few minutes ago
Did somebody get a clip of that girl penguin walking just now?
>insecure betas projecting onto some rando's singing talent for validation in an anonymous 4chan thread
HL2, Mirror's Edge and Halo. Those are the only games I give a fuck about in the whole schedule. It sucks that actually interesting games are so few and far between. Most of the games is just some Nintendo crap or something equally boring.
>that cutie girl that was on camera
hnnnghh
superman = chadwick after he sang
rings = all the BP at GDQ
Who cheap cider here?
>>383020483
What I heard was much better than I expected, thought that was gonna ruin the run
>>383020561
>>383020597
How about have the donation incentives related to the game like normal and not weird talent show shit? Why not have a dance off during wind waker while we're at it.
I was going to sleep instead of watching that run, I'm so glad I woke up for it
>Singing means someone is a normie
I'm learning things
>punch of tone deaf autists who've done nothing with their lives bitching that a guy who spends thousands of hours trying to be good at a 15 year old game and loves classical opera is some kind of fucking normalfag chad
I'd say most of the reason you faggots hate him is because he does multiple things you don't. Play video games, have taste and have talents outside of making your parents wish they'd had an abortion.
>Banjo-Kazooie - click clock wood
>Shadow of the Colossus music
Did /mlp/ get frozen?
>>383020539
>the people that made the whole event into shit
I didn't realise the event went to shit from entertaining and competent runners.
>>383020792
Nice post anon, you won the "good post" award
Debate time while we wait another 20 minutes on set-up
Did something happened since the beginning ? Best runs ? Best chair sniffings ? Best traps ?
>non-chad sings
ewwwwww
>chad sings
awwwwww
why do chads always win
>>383020732
>penguin walking
Yeah cause that guy singing just impregnated her and she is about to give birth his singing was so magestic
>>383020816
so did /trash/ and /co/ AND THE REPORT FUNCTION
>>383020816
Hard to not get frozen with the shit that's going down there.
>>383020687
>no good games today
>SotC coming up
>Chrono Trigger later
shit taste
I just woke up, I take it I need to add the Ratchet & Clank run to my must watch list.
>>383020469
ALL OF THE DAY BRO
Why is everyone calling some jewboy nerd a chad?
remember to be happy anon
>>383020807
yeah whats up with this SGDQ being complete garbage technically
>>383020816
/v/ is like the only fucking board up right now. Even the reporting system is dead. So everyone is coming here to shitpost.
>>383020816
Can someone redpill me on what happened?
Something about mlp and cp?
>/v/ not only tries to be elitist at video games
>they try to be elitist about literally anything that's happening around them, even opera singing
>>383020510
I don't find spikevegeta to be very funny, but I can respect that he's a pretty nice and friendly guy who clearly is supportive of people
>>383020807
Shit's beautiful.
>>383020816
What are you on about? What the hell is going on?
>my main board gets killed
>>383020852
A is best, B is acceptable. Anything else is not to my taste.
t. footfag
>>383020816
A bunch of boards are frozen from the looks of it.
>>383020626
>tfw no triple penis
>>383020864
>non-chad sings
doing to to impress people
>chad sings
doing it because he likes to sing
really makes me think
>>383020919
didn't you know retard
/v/ is full of professional opera tenors
>>383020742
cute pikachu
>>383020687
I watched the dude who ran Talos Principle last time he did it on GDQ.
It was really entertaining so I'm looking forward to that.
>>383020905
Literally me watching this ratchet and clank run
>>383020852
E for me, but I would prefer the focus away from them
>>383020546
Try your hand at comedy.
Nothing gets people laughing harder than a man at rock bottom. That's how I get by.
QUICK, what are your top 5 runs of the event?
Ninja Gaiden
Ratchet and Clank and opera singing
Onimusha
JSRF
Half-Life
I still gotta watch the Freedom Planet run.
>>383020980
>>chad sings
>doing it because he likes to sing
nice one
>>383020792
>making your parents wish they'd had an abortion.
kek
KEK
K E K
>>383020852
I thought it was greater israel in the thumbnail
Where is the Zelda BotW run?
So how do you really get good at singing on your own? I want to, but I also don't want to hire a teacher
JAK II
So a fucking idiot starts singing, and everybody loses their shit ? ..... wow
>>383020905
this made me smile.
Why is it so fucking hot
>no Bonesaw
Mercy kill this shit.
SHIT RUN
BRING BACK XEM
>BRING BACK XEM
BRING BACK XEM
>BRING BACK XEM
BRING BACK XEM
>BRING BACK XEM
BRING BACK XEM
>BRING BACK XEM
>>383020918
Someone posted cp on mlp.
Quit calling every fucking inane question a redpill and go back to /r/the_donald, faggot.
So this run is gonna be the same shit again, isnt it?
>>383020771
Good idea. You should donate for it.
>>383020930
>>383020616
make sure you show xem this post so he'll let you suck his dick
>>383020905
This made me frown
>>383020759
Angry Orchard reporting in
>>383020773
Which run?
waow
>Jak
>no Bonesaw
Remember when Bonesaw played Jak and Daxter?
>>383020930
Please tell me what's going on.
Who's the dude sitting in the middle?
I see him on the couch in like half of the runs.
There's no reason to even have Jak runs without Bonesaw.
>>383020747
I'm a nintendofag so I was looking forward to HG/SS but the runner is a faggot autist poo in loo and he fucked it up of course. TP was a little long but okay. I missed the Kirby's Dreamland 2 run.
>>383020852
All of them
So what are we getting next year, people starting dancing around and other "America got talent" stuff?
Like how narcissistic do you have to be to boast how good your singing is and actually then sing in a speedrun event?
>>383020942
did someone implicate the democrats in murder again? everytime this happens the site gets crashed for around 3 hours and images magically disappear on every board.
>tfw you can't delete human memories
already won CIA niggaz
I hate the smell of this part of the city.
>>383021079
My venetian blinds fell down and I could feel the heat rise by the minute, got them up again though, but could've used an extra arm while I was hammering
>>383020905
he's just so happy to lay witness, to be in the presence of the elusive DS Father, and it's very pure
>guy does something well
>everyone suddenly whips out cigars and brandy and becomes a critic with the most refined taste possible and must analyze why it wasn't actually good
Every time.
>no bonesaw
well run ruined
FREE BONESAW
I never played a Jak game, can someone give me a tl;dr on the story?
Remember when western games used to be good?
>>383021070
>Complimenting a guy who did a relatively good job singing opera on stream in front of thousands
It's not "Everybody losing their shit" it's just respecting talent, even if it's unrelated to gdq it's still impressivefaggot
>no Bonesaw
>>383020816
What the hell's happening
How long until /v/ gets frozen?
>>383020785
Yes normies have talents other than videogames
The way they treated Bonesaw during the SH2 made me legitimately mad.
>>383021113
I'd rather watch video games during GDQs, personally. These things will be variety show shit before you know it the way you guys are getting an erection over this.
>>383021287
I don't have talents at videogames
>>383021284
>>383021284
WHAT IS BEING FROZEN
TELL ME SO I MAY INVESTIGATE
>>383021225
I don't even recall, you just collect things.
it was good though. somewhat like crash bandicoot.
try the first one.
TALK ABOUTA HARD ACT TO FOLLOW
>>383021041
ninja gaiden
jsrf
the firemen
half-life
oblivion
>>383020816
>>383020891
Also /qa/
/fa/ is frozen as well
>>383021216
More like it shouldn't be there to begin with. I don't care if they got Pavarotti to do it.
MLP PORN THREAD ON /V/ WITH CP REACHED BUMPLIMIT 4CHAN IS KILL ENJOY YOUR SGDQ WHILE YOU STILL CAN
>>383021407
/int/ is ded
>tfw already bored
>>383020546
I bet you're good at sucking dick, anon.
Why don't you put your mouth to work?
When are they running the new Zelda?
>>383021284
Really depends on how they intend to fix their fuckups. Pull the plug on everything and rebuild from the ground up or isolate the issue and fix it there. My money is on them fucking everything up even worse within the hour.
/tpg/ posting is down. Talk about Judy here.
why are half the boards frozen?
>/tv/ frozen
No surprise there
>tfw scheduling fuckups prevent me from watching SotC.
fucking BULLSHIT
>All boards dead except /v/
>Shitposting increases
Oh neat, theres actually new stuff in this run.
>>383021495
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
this is actually some pretty sick execution
>>383021419
Trannies shouldn't be there either but here we are
They are not going to get anywhere near the 5 million Zelda bits promo. How embaressing.
>>383021462
/tv/ as well
>>383021291
Join the club bub.
I honestly just felt bad for him, he was clearly excited about being there and wasn't gonna do anything bad, then it looked like they tied his nuts with barbed wire minutes before the run started.
>>383021419
>being upset just because there was a small time of no video games
Why would a whole board of people who don't play videogames watch a marathon of people playing video games?
>>383021559
>implying it won't jack up by millions hours before the run
This run is gonna WR
>>383021510
Can you give me the basic gestalt on what is going on?
>>383021516
Party Van rolled up and are taking servers.
>>383021536
It's not on there but I was promised new zelda
>4chan is dying
What a great day.
>>383021291
Have you heard the damage control for that? That say he didn't know the run and thus wasn't given a mic and they only wanted the runner and couch in the images.
Sounds like bullshit to me because they've had commentators that don't know the run in the past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmMZBZGBps
glitch runs are the best, sorry not sorry
>>383021247
It's a fucking video game marathon not a "show off your dick" marathon and that's not the first time he did that shit, you're a runner? run the game and jike a bit if yoy want but don't go with unnecessary shit like that
hiroshima nagasaki is deleting 70% of boards
Anyone seen Divinity run? How did they do it in 20 something min?
>>383021618
Don't get my hopes up, anon.
>>383021646
its a donation challenge i think
>>383021419
>crying because people donated money to a charity event for him to sing
Fucking kill yourself.
what the fuck is going on
>>383021559
reminder its only for a single boss that can be beaten by just mashing one button
So next GDQ every single runner going to do some variety shit after their run? The way you get a boner over a guy doing some medicore singing will probably enable this kind of stuff.
>>383021519
So what's with the bonesaw cross-dress stuff? He looked normal during SH2
>>383021559
if they haven't made it by saturday, they'll the announcers to shill it really hard and they'll make it. or they'll make fake donations to fill it up
>it's only a matter of time before /v/ freezes as well
SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND, I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS ALONE
What did I miss during Zelda? It seemed boring as fuck
Also how was Oblivion?
>>383021741
i will stay with you until the end ;__;
>its a pretend the walls don't exist run
>estimate: 1 hour 12
nope. interest has been lost.
>>383021670
rip
>>383021586
low test bants /sp/
>>383021741
Whys it freezing?
>"here's the hoverboard"
>takes off over a wall
Well then
not gonna lie this is a pretty comfy run
I don't know if this event will interest me when /v/ dies.
>>383020852
>no programming socks
>>383021668
>MUH one minute of something I don't want even though it's free
>>383021786
what kind of run are you looking for?
>>383021652
>and they only wanted the runner and couch in the images.
I like how the image they posted of the very next run after it included the big black chick who wasn't on the couch or commentating, though. The GDQ staff are a fucking joke.
>Notecheating
>>383021741
Don't worry anon I'll never lea-
>>383021748
Oblivion was skooma/10
/a/ is still alive, lads. maybe we'll make it?
>>383021571
what the fuck i wont forgive them for this bullshit
/tv/ is my main board
>/v/ isn't frozen yet
Proof that this isn't the worst board on this site
>>383021748
Oblivion was great. Lots of really cool tricks that were fun to watch, funny commentators, and very few errors. Probably the best one so far, and I was expecting trash.
>>383021586
Why wouldn't they? What's changed anon, they still aren't playing videogames
Really makes you think
>>383020347
>24/7 GDQ threads
>some of you watching the entire event
>waiting for any moment worthy of screenshotting or webm-ing to post
Dont any of you have jobs?
>>383021102
Is cp really such a big deal now? Back then it got posted, deleted, and then forgot about. Now it gets posted and everyone has a meltdown and nukes boards?
So 4chan's in its death throes and we didn't even notice
/a/ and /vg/ don't seem to be frozen
>>383021928
dont think so with the archived CP
>>383021937
>/a/, /v/, and /b/ all not frozen
nah, it confirms it if anything
>>383020852
E all the way
>>383021864
>Muh white knighting for dudes because I dont have friends irl
Lol. Is /v/ rivaled with /co/mblr for most cringe board?
>>383021991
Nope I'm a disgusting neet
>>383021997
Wouldn't even be that mad, but I'm not sure where I'd go
>>383021997
Who cares? Fuck it. I welcome the end.
"Im gonna kill Praxis"
What did he mean by this?
>>383021687
nevermind, its over.
>WHY DONT YOU FUCKNG SAY IT???
>>383021559
Because Twitch users are retarded but even most of them know bits are a giant scam.
>want to donate, i can either
>donate directly to the charity
>pay 30% of what I was going to donate to twitch, then donate to the charity
>>383022041
>>383021668
it was a donation incentive you dummy
>>383021516
>tfw he gets kicked out for knockoff shevile
Archy deserves better
>>383021997
>never see a british general on /o/
>see one
>try to post
>bad gateway
Fucking welp.
>>383021991
Most people aren't watching 24/7, when some go to sleep, others wake up
>>383022058
>>383022128
Who would win a fight?
>>383021991
>Implying no ones using vacation time for this week.
At least SOME of us have good jobs. I know that's a rare thing to have in this shitty economy.
>>383021881
non wallglitch runs I guess, it got really old watching DS3 last time, half the run was looking at fucking broken z-map and then the dude died to bosses anyway.
also note oblivion this time was no wallglitch, because breaking it in 5 minutes isn't impressive.
>inb4 "and you don't seam to understand"
not saying its not a legit run, I just personally get bored as all hell.
>>383022041
How old are you?
>>383022073
I'd go outside and read a book. Maybe it's better this way.
>>383021671
only kill 3 enemies the entire gameby dropping treasure chests on them
>/sp/ ded
>>383022073
If /vg/'s up we can migrate to the speedrunning general there, if that goes down we'll just squat in /a/ or /b/
>>383020852
A and B
>>383022128
What is the say it meme? Please spoonfeed dad
>>383021991
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>383021997
>implying shit like this doesn't happen all the time
>>383020640
pls apologize
>>383022172
Ball boy
>>383022219
I'd love to fuck up /a/. Those guys are all cunts anyway.
>>383021997
>/b/ isn't frozen
How the fuck is this possible?
>Note cheating
>Wall glitching
Shit run
>>383022294
>even Hiro forgot about /b/ when he decided to fuck up the website
kek
>>383022191
Too old to be here around 23+ year olds who say shit like "fuark", "desu", "CUHRAYZEE" and "comfy" while jerking off to e-celebs apparently.
Why is 4chan dying?
>>383022159
That's exactly the problem it should not be there, incentives should be concerning the games and that's it
>>383022287
>they didn't like my cowboy bebop thread
>>383022273
I'm pretty sure his internal response to this was along the lines of "I don't give a shit about my subs or what they do I just want their money"
What's going on?
>>383022128
Did he choke again?
So what's happening with 4chan? I've just been in this thread really, but there's like 10 refugee threads on /b
>>383022294
Because /b/ doesn't have rules, why would they freeze it unless someone is posting cp?
>>383022346
Hiroshima isn't making money.
>check the schedule
>ctrl + f tasbot
>no results
is tasbot kill?
>>383021997
>4chan is dieing
about time
>>383022172
Big man looks like he's storing energy. Calebs always expending it with his yelling so probably big man
>>383022346
old age
The couch is so fucking hype boys
>>383022346
Horse fuckers posted kids getting fucked in the mouth so the FBI are now taking down all our IPs to add us to the FEMA camp list.
>>383022346
report button is broken, boards are being frozen, CP was posted and archived and people are coming from other boards to shit post
>>383022431
thank god
>>383022342
Charity event
If you want a more "serious" showcase marathon there are several throughout the year
>>383022374
/a/ doesn't like anything but eva and currently airing shows, one of the most newfag friendly boards in all honesty because you have canned responses for everything you haven't watched
>>383022431
was getting repetitive so the TAS guys pushed the TAS block to the next GDQ
>>383022431
might be called tasblock
What runs are worth to watch?
>>383022394
Buzzfeed and CNN are waging war against us.
We're only safe in this thread, I think.
>>383022342
Maybe you should just leave then.
>>383022431
simple guide to know if something is on gdq
ask yourself
>is [thing] considered fun?
if your answer is yes, then it will be banned from gdq
if your answer is no then it might have a chance of appearing
>>383022408
they wouldn't freeze it even if someone did, its fucking /b/.
like I already said, they only freeze to purge leaks like obama with that 6yo chinese girl or the like.
>>383022273
He should've just replied.
>no we don't need to talk fuck off
>>383022531
This is not news.
>>383022431
Tasbot looked at protomagicalgirl in a transphobic way and got banned.
>>383021102
You mean /v/. A lot of pony porn was posted in that thread too.
>>383022159
Obviously he has boasted about his singing skill pushing and in the end even made it an incentive.
He's a chad jerking off to himself and lets the world know it
>>383022551
But TASBot has never been fun.
>no bantz from the couch
boring run, muted
Why is /fit/ frozen?
>>383022342
You really don't belong here holy shit
>>383022625
Is there anything worse than autists on power trips?
>>383022649
kys nigger
>>383021102
>somone posted cp
is that really the problem? ive seen people post CP on /h/ tons of time and nothing happens,
>>383022625
But why?
>>383022625
>>383021671
Stealth.
Sitting glitch (basically, sitting at a chair while warping locks your X,Y coordinates to the coordinates of the chair, letting you skip huge portions of later acts)
What would you think if we got rid of like 60% of the boards, but made every board 25 pages and bump limit to 900?
>>383022625
BAN ALL PICTURES OF DOGS
MEMES ARE NOT ALLOWED UNLESS WE SAY SO
FUCKKKKKKK
What did /tv/, /int/ /s4s/ and the horse fuckers do?
>>383022625
Whoa 4chan has literally never had connection problems in its entire history. Surely it must be dying, put me in the screencap.
>>383022660
waiting for the future when they have legal steroids
>>383022530
Ninja Gaiden with soothingplumtea was fantastic. Short too, like 10 minutes.
>>383022750
Maximum shitposting
>>383022698
Autistic women (male) on power trips
Who /chibination/ here?
>>383022625
what's going on there?
earlier I saw doge on a stand, what happend?
>>383022720
Mod tools were broken or some such, that's also why threads on /v/ reached bump limit with nothing but porn in it.
>>383022809
He won't be back
>>383022809
I love video games
>>383022625
Is that fucking Lange
is anyone going to post the video of the dude singing or what?
>>383022231
SAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FltnahXLGsg
IT
>>383022373
The "weird" stuff will always attract donations when there's not too much of it so there's no reason not to have those incentives sprinkled in there.
This site went to shit when edgy crossboarding faggots that think epic shitposting for the win is all this website is for came. You know the type, frogposting underages that think spamming stale-ass memes in single word allcaps is the funniest shit ever and have no filter for political shit where it isn't welcome
>>383022809
Always a good time. Shinobi runs are nice, too.
>all these fucking streetpasses at GDQ
I've completed five puzzle pieces just sitting here, this rocks
>>383022987
That's literally all this site is worth for though
>>383022987
What does that have to do with SGDQ
>>383023008
I actually have a phobia of disabled people as an autist so I would be glad this happened if I was there.
who else here /had stream on for days but barely look at it because i'm shitposting/ ????
>could've had bonesaw on the couch
>instead we have three nerds who can't speak English
>>383022750
we could merge some boards that are redundant, like /lgbt/ and /tv/ or /lgbt/ and /v/ or /lgbt/ and /a/
>>383022827
reppin here senpai
>>383023029
You're at GDQ? Let Stiv fuck your gf, anon.
>>383023073
a-are you me!?
By the way there is a thread on /b/ where people are trying to figure out what happened
>>383022987
like you're doing right now?
>>383022987
Whoah so people now post from their smartphones during the day?
>>383023073
Shitposting is literally the only reason to be alive.
Hope this is fixed for tomorrow, wanna get drunk and do this >>383023073
>>383022939
It's a shame though why do fun events always have to be ruined after a few years
>>383022987
Nice speedrun, you pb'd your previous time on showing everyone how much of a fag you are
>>383023008
rip crip
>>383023073
STOP
POSTING
ANIME
>>383023029
quit shitposting, DS dad, your announcing turn is coming up
>F-zero speedrun
FINALLY
4chan is dying sold datato google gg
cdumm duums18
>>383022880
yea probably doing it for free too
>>383022987
t. tranny
>>383022987
i dont want to derail the thread or anything but what exactly is/was #gamergate?
>inb4 "newfag"
>>383023228
newfag
>>383023142
This, there isn't a massive increase in users it's just the same users being able to go on the 'chon while they are out and about or not at their desktop.
>>383023191
Persona isn't anime, fag
>>383023228
Google it instead of getting meme responses from here shit idiot
>>383023171
Money.
>>383022720
>cps on /h/
loli is not equal to cheese pizza.
>>383023228
Fuck off newfag.
>>383023191
how the fuck do people have time to research how to play decade-old games
this shit is autism of the highest order
>>383022625
>Staff members face when he walked away
>"Yeah, I fucking showed them! *snort*
If only the community had a back bone and did something about the power trippers.
>>383023073Beep boop
>>383022987
gamergate and fappening happened around the same time. Fappening made a big increase in traffic more so than gg
>>383023228
the definitive example of /v/ caring more about the people loosely related to video games rather than video games themselves
NEED judy on my penis NOW
>>383023219
i wasnt even aware lange was into speedrunning
what a cuck
>>383023269
Clearly, its is amazing how hard people have to try to intentionally misread that graph.
>>383023332
>Judy
>>383023142
>>383023269
This screencap does a decent job explaining the issues with mobile (and by extension mobilefags and why they are hated)
>>383023228
/pol/ hijacking a pointless little drama for their culture war and ruining everything for everyone
>>383023289
>how the fuck do people have time to play video games
>>383023332
Um, anon, we're not going to talk about Judy.
>>383023289
Notice how everyone is ages 18-25 for the most part? They're in college and generally have no jobs. That's how they have all this time.
Or they've monetized their streams and can not work/work part time and just stream.
>>383023289
It's called having spare time and a hobby. You have hobbies right?
for what work is that asian jewyama getting paid for?
>>383023289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
whats the point of doing this game again?
>>383023289
>research
That's the most autistic part to you? Not them playing the same game over and over again for months on end?
>>383023228
Lurk moar
>>383023478
To further shame Bonesaw for daring to have fun.
>>383023370
But the mobile posters are the same people who use the site normally, they just moblie post when they are outside their homes.
>3 hours of Chrono Trigger coming up later today
Why do they allow such long turn based RPG runs? It's the second worst genre to speedrun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEKkOXCsMMk
OH MR. JEFFRIES
Is anyone even watching this run?
NOTCH BOUGHT 4CHAN
I REPEAT NOTCH BOUGHT 4CHANS
Hi everyone. I want to apologize for being obnoxious in earlier threads. I will strive to do better.
Gotta light, /v/?
>>383023556
HIROSHIMA SUICIDE WHEN?
>>383023556
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>383023556
God I fucking hope so.
>>383023543
That's just to ease us into 8 fucking hours of FFVII
>>383023580
nobody loves you Chibi
>>383023580
Fuck off
>>383023543
>turn based
Pretty good bait, I'd rate it 7/10.
Holy shit though, 8 hour speedrun of FF7 sounds like a new kind of living hell.
>>383023543
The FF7 run is going to be the worst shit ever.
>>383023580
We forgive you Anon.
>>383023556
>>383023580
I forgive you, anon.
>>383023556
Anything would be better than Hiro desu
Notch could run the site out of pocket and leave it as it is.
>>383023580
Fuck that, crank up your shitposting boi.
How many dicks have you sucked so far today, /v/?
Were they male(male) or female(male)?Did you spit or swallow?
>yfw all these board meltdowns
boring
>>383023556
Fake and Gay
>>383023228
some complete nobody cheated on her boyfriend with several game journos so that her shitty indie game could get more exposure.
/v/ latched onto this and underage faggots took it upon themselves to spam her twitter with death threats. obviously they lost the moral highground and twitter/mainstream media sided with the girl and the story switched to how 4chan harassed her.
now she's famous and gets to do shit like speak in front of the UN about sexism/cyberbullying and gets paid for speaking on panels and shit.
and nobody learned their lesson, as you can see from this marathon with people harrassing the trannies on twitter so that they can then feel justified in attention whoring even more.
>>383023556
nice maybe he'll add popcorn smelting back in to infdev
Reminder to keep this thread clean and nice! This is a bully free zone
>>383023556
Fuck notch he is a faggot that wants to add more rules
>3 hours is bad
>babbys first speedrun don't know about yuffie glitch or why ff7 takes 8 hours
normies gtfo reee
>>383023556
Cunts on suicide watch!
The chat spamming #freebonesaw and it makes me happy
>>383023781
I only bully people that don't post cute anime grills
>>383023538
That is explained on the image, even if its the same people the convenience of phones means you can multi task and post in between activities (unlike desktops which require a set up and your full attention), someone who is browsing 4chan for five minutes while waiting for something will not have time to engage into discussion, just kill time
>>383023781
i-is it safe to come out?
>>383023556
pls no, /v/'s the board that made fun of him
>>383023836
Empty chair in memory of our guy
>>383023836
>ctrl+f
>14 instances of bonesaw and rising
>>383023653
CT is turn based, it's not FF1 style sure but you're waiting for your character's turn to act.
>>383023543
Long speedruns aren't too bad, I sometimes watch GTASA runs and the any% WR is at like 4:30
>>383023836
>>383023870
You can multitask with a pc though
>>383023556
>We created him
>He creates us
Is there anything more beautiful
>>383023556
notch can fuck off, he still owes me a tenner for my minecraft updates which are no longer "free forever" after selling out to fucking microsoft.
plus he has the balls to program in java and then say his project can't be more optimised lol
>>383023436
Yeah. Ones that aren't sitting on a video game console playing the exact same game for months on end in order to save a number of milliseconds. Ones that are actually somewhat interesting to other people who aren't turbonerds and more importantly, females.
If your life is that pathetically empty at least play other games.
>>383023890
C'MERE
40 more minutes of this
>>383023918
>Empty
More like edited.
>>383023890
Stick with me, anon! I'll keep you safe from the bullies.
>>383023861
bully me gook chan
>>383024003
Same thing
>>383023556
FUCK YES NOTCH I LOVE YOU YOU RICH MOTHERFUCKER
I feel sad for this runner, everyone will just compare him to Bonesaw even tho he's comfy and explains things really well.
People don't really want to see speedruns anymore, but rather people memeing on the couch.
>>383024013
>>383023960
>notch takes over
>brings back /ss/ and /l/
>Talos Principle at 5 PM
fuck, i wish it was at 1 AM again, that latenight run last time was comfy as fuck
>>383024025
the monotonous voice fucking kills me, but at least it's not poyo
>>383023963
>Notch can fuck off
Nah
I'm lonely, can i have some (You's)
>>383024051
>owen wilson bullied by anime
fitting for /ourguy/'s run
>>383023556
PLEASE
>>383023950
That requires bothering with turning on the pc, carrying computers around would also be a pain in the ass, unlike a phones which are always turned on and you just need to open the browser
Post Notch's Switch saga
>>383023556
SAUCE NIGGA
>>383023861
>skill based speed run
>runner focused on the game
>couch of people familiar with the game and providing info and explaining what the runner is doing
is it really so hard? why are all these runs so awful?
Anyone else cum to her feet?
>>383024159
>that gif
(You)'ve earned it
>>383024207
Yeah but you can leave a pc on. You can enter a thread, drop a few shitty posts while waiting for other things and leave just as fast as you could on a phone.
@383024159
No (You's) for faggots
>>383024249
S O U R C E
O
U
R
C
E
>>383024270
>her
>>383024302
I mean, that's basically what I'm doing on my laptop in the middle of my Operating Systems course.
>>383024260
this guy is decent, his couch is shit though, should be sharing the load
>>383024302
Fair enough
>>383023963
>minecraft updates which are no longer "free forever"
You sure? It still says on mojangs site if you bought during alpha you'll get free updates forever
>>383024260
Seriously what's the point of having the couch if they're not going to speak more than 5 times in the run?
love jak 2 but fuck this runner smacking his lips every 2 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts9Ne_SEWyM
Watch this instead of the run fammm
>>383023925
I mean yeah, but it's far more dynamic than say FF1/FF4. I get what you mean though.
>>383024451
I guess im not sure, but it crapped out on me a while back so I assumed.
OY VEY
OY VEY
OY VEY
did he just say "oy vey"
OY VEY
oy vey
SHUT IT DOWN
OH VEY THE GOYIM KNOW
*muted oy vey in the distance*
OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
/v/igots BTFO
wait,whats happening,why's everyone losing their shit on the main boards, i dont see anything strange?
Is the Jak series on PS3 worth it for $5? I'm not really a fan of these kinds of platformers but maybe there's something that I'll enjoy
>>383024550
Wow, this is great!
It begins, burn all goyim!
Is he a Jew or just memeing?
what did he mean by this
oy vey
OY VEYYYYYYYYYYY
Shit I just missed an Oy vey? what happened!?
>gingerly
Caleb won't be happy when he hears that
>>383024776
you cant post on a fuckload of the boards
they are frozen
also the reporting function gives a server error so its borked
>>383024786
Jak was basically one of the last good western games, so yeah go for it.
(((sickynar)))
>>383024776
pole has a thread on it, alot of boards are stuck, check timestamp of last posts to be sure.
>>383024786
Honestly, nah not really. If you don't like platformers a trilogy of platforming games probably won't do it for you.
Will he get banned for oy vey?
did some one say oy vey?
>OY VEY
D I N G
D O N G
>>383024912
depends on if he's jewish himself
>>383024912
he might be jewish, it'd be culturally insensitive. bad for charity.
O Y V E Y
Y
V
E
Y
We know where that charity money is going to now
>>383024847
Is he ever happy?
What does oy vey even mean?
FeelsBadMan BONESAW IS DEAD FeelsBadMan THANKS TO AGDQ FeelsBadMan SAVE OWEN WILSON FeelsBadMan AND HIS CAH KEYS TOO FeelsBadMan
IT'S ANNUDAH SHOAH
>>383025039
"fuckshit" in jewish tongue
>>383025039
It's just the Yiddish way of saying "aw fuck"
>>383025039
Fuck's sake
This run is comfy
I missed it, did anyone clip it?
>>383025039
Give me your foreskins
>>383025039
it means "hey money"
>>383025039
"woe is me"
>>383024850
>>383024892
holy shit,its happening
>>383025028
Only when he imagines himself dismantling nerds with his bear hands
>>383025289
Fuck off cunt
>>383024850
could it just be the server is fucked and there's nothing deeper than that
>bonesaw would rather be on a dunce chair for a furry's LP of silent hill 2 than watch jak 2
>he hits a bunch of darkies
jesus dude
>>383025390
>Bonesaw thinks he's a commentator with a good couch
>is not and gets beaten to death by the tech crew
Makes you ponder
>>383025390
>implying bonesaw isn't tied up off camera being forced to watch
>>383025358
I bet he really hates Fat for whupping his ass in that race last night.
>>383025378
What? Nah, that's ridiculous. 4chan has a history of the servers performing perfectly and never having any issues, it's silly to think they could ever break
Those skips
>>383025358
so this dude's definitely using roids, yeah?
>>383025713
>>383025713
>>383025713
How hard is it to maintain an op holy shit you lazy fucks
>>383025390
That was a body double. Bonesaw is currently chained up in the GDQ gulag.
>>383021060
2nd to last run of the marathon
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