>Leave 2018 to me

>>383018393
REAAAAAAAAAAAAGHN GOD'S WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY WIFE'S SON

>>383018393
GOOOOOOODS

>>383018393
LEAVE 2018 TO ME AND MY WIFES SON

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*kills meme*

>>383020860
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""biological"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>383018393
THOOORRRRRRRRRRR BY THE GODS GIVE ME BACK MY WIFES SONNNNNN

>>383020860
They won't reveal the plot twist this early.

Why are /v/irgins so obsessed with cuckolding?

>>383018393
hahaha get fuck out here with this cinematic shit game that is probably never going to be good as the other God of Wars.

>>383018393
GODDDDDSSSSSSS. MY WIFESSSS SONNNNNN WHERE IS HE!!!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND TOO SEEEEE MY WIFESSSSS SON

>>383021531
Cause we can't get pussy so we don't want anyone to live a happy life

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You guys are pathetic

>>383018393
Another movie game. Thanks sony!

>>383021531
BBC is what all women desire and god help me if I can't let that happen

>>383022110
I'm still a bit confused by the camera angle. I can't imagine very fast combat against a large number of guys at once. Most of the dudes in that webm are just running in a circle waiting their turn, with 1 guy trying to jump in.

1 on 1 fights will probably be the tits, but it seems like anything more than that will suffer.

>>383022110
>square square circle

>>383022110
Literally The last of Uncharted "gameplay".
Sad!

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>>383022110
Every fucking thread, god damn dude.

>>383022563
I don't remember cutting an enemy in half with an axe in Uncharted

>>383022110
>cinematic finishers that add nothing of value but waste the player's time

>>383018393
>And my wife's son

>>383022110
DUDE EPIC!!!! LOOK AT THAT COMPLETELY SCRIPTED TAKEDOWN THAT WILL BE THE EXACT SAME EVERY TIME

I CUT THE GUY THROUGH HIS COLLARBONE AND KICKED HIM AND THEN I DID IT AGAIN AND THEN AGAIN AND AGAIN

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Not so fast

>>383022886
Have you played a GoW game before?

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>>383022757
To be fair now

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As a PS4 owner, I'm hyped.

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>>383022110
Jesus fuck what have they done to god of war
At least attack animations were fast in those games even if you ended up button mashing for most of the time on the easier difficulties.
This piece of shit is literally
SQUARE
>wait a full second
SQUARE
>wait a full second
CIRCLE
>ebin takedown animation

>>383023092
Well it's one of the few pics that properly show the new Kratos' face and it's like the first one to appear on google images.

>>383024524
Yes. The entire game will literally be nothing but what's depicted in the webm and we should all judge it based solely on that while making stale cuckolding "jokes". There will be no alternative weapons, combos, upgrades, etc. like in every other GoW game ever. No GoW game ever had a slow weapon with gaps between attack animations, like this one here. I'm suing Sony and will be playing the new Mario and Halo instead.

>>383018393
>leave 2018 to me and my wifes son

>>383022320
Do women really love British television this much?

>>383025510

Hilarious, underrated post.

>>383020860
It's still his wife's son tho.

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>>383018393

>>383018485

Single moms are easy targets but do you really want to raise another mans bastard?

I don't care how good looking she is, it's not worth it.

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>>383023092
Fuck off sonybronigger.

>>383022110
I'm currently replaying through God of War 2 because it's been a while. I really hope that this is just advertising the "epic" look of the game and not the core combat philosophy. I'll wait until gameplay to judge

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>>383022110
>wow. Such gore

Ye i was impressed by that when I was 12.

>>383024524
It's 2k17 after all. What do you expect ?
Good games from AAA studios !?

>>383026986
it's not there to impress anyone
it's there because it's what happens when someone drives a fucking axe through your torso you stupid fucker

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>>383026614

WHERE'S MY HUSBAND SON???????

>>383023024
I sure am looking forward to GTAO 2: Electric Boogaloo. Seriously, fuck R* for never releasing a single player DLC. And fuck them for not adding in the new shit from GTAO into the single player. I shouldn't need mods to access new content.

>>383018485
I still love meming this despite him actually being confirmed as his biological son.

>>383020860
He'll be cucked by a God. Someone has to make him angry.

>>383018393
Isn't it coming out this year?

>rockstars and celebrities have an illegitimate child
>"Uh, gotta run. Check's in the mail."
>slayer of gods and demons alike has an illigitimate child
>"Whelp, better grow a nu-male hipster beard and have tearful discussions with this gay son that is TOTALLY MINE FOR REAL GUYS"

Pretty genius for those agenda pushers, honestly. What better way to eliminate "toxic masculinity" than to take a figure of unbridled rage and violence and pussify him?

>>383028295
The kid will be Thor's son. The plot twist will be that Kratos has only been in Scandinavia for <5 years so the kid clearly can't be his.

>>383026562
I thought the point was that stepdads don't raise the wifes kids, they just beat them, neglect them, and drink

>>383018393
Leave 5 hours of gameplay up to me

>>383020860
So why isnt the kid a nignog like kratos.

>>383030393
Kratos isn't black.

>>383022110
This looks lackluster compared to the previous games.

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>>383030556
Sure thing, hes just "tan"

>>383030779
He's Greek. Have you never seen a Greek before in your life?

>>383031104
So why isnt his kid "greek"?
Checkmate cuck

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>>383030779
>everyone who is slightly darker is black
>WE WUZ PHARAOHS N SHIET

>>383031480
Well because if he did have a kid at that point, and it WAS his, The kid would be half greek half scandinavian.

Chances are the kid might not actually be his if something like >>383028987 happens.

>>383031480
Not him but he looks very white and his wife is white as fuck, so yeah he is totally a negroid right?

>>383031480
he fucked a nordic girl, they like black dick

>>383031759
Thats the ashes of dead family on his skin, he isnt white at all without it.

>>383031908
Yeah I am sure bud, keep WE WUZ'in though

anyone know if this will be open ubi world

>>383018393
>Leave GOOOOOOOOOOODS to me

>>383032651
Linear but the area's are supposed to be a bit more open than a hallway.

>>383018393
ARRRRRREEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!