Impossible to Please

>>383017340
>ever possible to please /v/

lol

>>383017340
>paying attention to shitposters and falseflaggers
A word of advice: If it looks like a shitpost, don't even acknowledge it's existence

>>383017524
Sadly I know people that act the same way. And while they are the kinds that would use this board, they're also no just shitposting. People actually are so deluded that they hop onto this ideology.

>>383017340
You know they're just shitposting, right? The majority of /v/ already voted they were going to buy a Switch

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>>383017340
>w-w-why won't everyone buy my retarded defense of this shit and fall into line sucking nintendo's wrinkled old dick!?!?!?!?

>>383017957
>The majority of /v/ already voted they were going to buy a Switch
Yeah, just like the majority of /v/ voted they were going to buy the Wii U!

>>383018216
*yawn*

>>383018438
Yeah that's the general response of the market beyond fantards to the Switch :^)

>>383018540
*yawn*

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WHAT THE FUCK

>>383018216
No, it didn't happen with Wii U.

>>383018650
>this mad about inventor of 3d console market continuing to win
Maybe if Nintendo hadn't tried to rip off the ps1 and ps2 they wouldn't be in this situation hmmmm?

>>383017340
>Then they announce nine major exclusives this year

Which are?

>>383018540
>>383018650

>>383017340
kek most of /v/ already owns a switch, OP. you don't need to sell us on it

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>>383017957

>we had a nintendogaf circlejerk thread

Yeh, we know, it's hard to scroll down the front page without stumbling over 3 of the fucking things

>>383018216
So you're saying most of /v/ didn't buy the Wii U?
So is it safe to say that it's worth buying a Switch since you never played the ports?

Why the hypocricy?

>>383019195
>a switch
a what? you mean like a light switch or some other switch?

>>383019036
>>383018650

>>383019036
>>383018650

>>383019367
Hypocrisy would be buying the switch after all those years of claiming Nintendo was good.

>>383019453
kill yourself

>>383019219
Why the fuck do you even care that people are going to buy a toy? Are you that autistic?

>>383017340
>bge2 switch

Where?

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>>383019851

>>383017340
The problem is the only 3rd party support they get are switch exclusive or watered down versions. Its not true third party. So the game libary looks dire because they dont have the constant stream of support the xbox, ps4 and pc do.

Also beyond good and evil 2 is not confirmed for the switch. Neither is Anthem, Wolfenstien, evil within 2, metro, call of duty, destiny, overwatch etc etc. See what im saying? Unless its a third party game made specifically for the switch it in all likely hood isnt coming.

>And we already have titles like Beyond Good and Evil 2 confirmed.

>Still thinking BGE2 will come out on Switch after that tech demo

How does someone even begin to believe this

>>383019851
>where
it's obvious, stop false flagging. there is no way it won't be exclusive to switch even.

>>383017340
Yeah it's possible by having games that aren't Wii U shit or mission pack sequels.

>>383019851
It was posted on a the verified Ubisoft Spain account. They deleted the tweet later on though. You'll find lots of news articles about it if you look it up.

>>383020078
>Also beyond good and evil 2 is not confirmed for the switch. Neither is Anthem, Wolfenstien, evil within 2, metro, call of duty, destiny, overwatch etc etc.
yeah all these are

>See what im saying?
a bunch of sonygaf lies?

>>383017340
>Beyond Good and Evil 2 confirmed.
Right now only 0.000001 ver prototype slapped in UE4 in 10 minutes available.
It will be on Switch!

>>383020421
Those ones aren't. BG&E2 was tweeted to be on it when they announced the platforms on twitter. It got deleted as said previously though. So while there's no confirmation 100%, it seems they leaked the platforms ahead of time.

>>383017340
Do you actually want to play anything coming out this year other than Mario? No, it's all shit.

t. Switch owner

>>383020668
splatoon 2 will be a killer app

>>383020668
Actually I do. Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is my top hyped game this year. I can't wait for Splatoon 2, Mario or Mario Rabbids either. Having already gotten Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and Zelda that's more shit I care about than what's coming to the PS4. Which I also love btw.

>>383020826
>killer app
You forgot, same game was on WiiU.

>>383020826
That doesn't make me want to play it because it's painfully slow and not my thing at all.

/

>>383020421
Stop false flagging pussy, none of those are. Fucking zelda stuggled on the switch you think beyond good and evil will work? loool.

I somehow missed what these 9 AAA exclusives are this year...

>>383021001
>none of these are
>official accounts leak official platform list
whatever helps you sleep at night sonyturd

>Fucking zelda stuggled on the switch you think beyond good and evil will work?
>perfect smoothness
>changed open world games forever
>"struggled"
didn't realize you dudes were getting so scared about switch domination

>>383021001
>Fucking zelda stuggled on the switch
Shitty wii U port is shitty wii u port

>>383021712
>changed open world games forever
What exactly did it change? Other than lowering the bar for what is acceptable in an open world game?

No More Heroes 3 hasn't even gotten to pre-alpha stages yet. We'll be lucky if the west gets it by 2021.

>>383021712
>>perfect smoothness
>900p
>dynamic resolution
>frame drops
Hmmmm

>>383021772
>wii U port
>2005 hardware
>expect port from 2014 hardware to work better
Lol

>>383019714

I don't care and I don't have a problem with it, but when I can't even browse the front page without these autistic faggots shoving their new octopus waifus in my face then they are making it my problem.

>>383022013
>Wii U
>2005 hardware
2005 was the "wii" dumbass it was a different console, wii u was next gen. look at xcx, it blew away any graphics on the ps3 and matched ps4, how is that possible if nintendo had such old hardware? oh right you have no answers there.

>>383022385
>xcx
You mean that shitty looking offline MMO where everything spawns 5 meter from you?

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I have more fingers than Switch has games for 2017 and 2018.

I mean, /v/ still says the PS4 got no games, so if the Switch has even less games then it means it got no games either. Deal with it.

>>383017340
>Impossible to please

It's actually very easy for Nintendo not to fuck up. They just divert their budget to the dumbest shit at times. It's no wonder Takeda left.

>>383022654
>/v/ still says the PS4 got no games
because it doesn't. movies and vns don't count.

>so if the Switch has even less games then it means it got no games either. Deal with it.
no the switch has lots of amazing games already and more coming, they count because they're actual amazing games not the ps4's """""games"""""

>>383017340
Announcing something is way different than releasing it, when they do I will see if it is worth it or not

>>383022980
>no the switch has lots of amazing games already and more coming
Such as? If you are the OP what are these "9 amazing exclusives" coming this year?

>>383022238
>why dont you own a Wii U yet
>Wii U won E3 again
>WOOW CHECK OUT BAYO 2 AND DONKEY KONG

funny how the shilling methods are still the same

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>>383023201
you forgot

>BAYO GOTAY WE WON
>LOL YOU JUST SALTY
>SALTY SALTY SALTY
>less than 1 mil copies world wide
>wii u died after that year

funniest gen

>>383023397
I'm just glad the Wii U got hacked wide open.

Not happy they dropped almost all support for it and had to buy a used one and am probably fucked once I beat BOTW, but it's not a terrible system.

Not a lot of games though, so the hype for it is retroactively hilarious. Switch looks the same.

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>>383023650
>Not a lot of games though, so the hype for it is retroactively hilarious. Switch looks the same.
Even WW HD got a ton of hype at the time. Not that it was ever a bad game and not that the port wasn't competent, but looking back /v/ was pretty funny.

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>Demand for a Metroid game starring the Federation Troopers
>Get it but whine and complain because it's chibi
>Make /pol/tards look sane with your insane screeching about THEY KILLED AM2R CAUSE THEY SCARED bullshit and not that Nintendo has a long history of axing fan projects
>Get two, TWO Metroid games in one E3 but bitch about both and brag about how you'll just pirate them anyway

Metroid fans are the worst subgroup in the Nintendo fandom, prove me wrong

At least Pokefags yiff to themselves in peace or at conventions, Metroidfags can literally never be pleased

>mfw currently replaying the Prime trilogy, just started AM2R last night, and I have both Prime 4 and Samus Returns preordered because I'm not a fucking whiny bitch

>>383023984
>Demand for a Metroid game starring the Federation Troopers

Literally not a single person ever asked for this. Fuck off with your false flagging.

>>383024079
>Rewriting history
Listen kiddo, you weren't around on gaming forums back in Prime 2's launch where literally fucking everyone and their brother was begging for a Halo clone starring the troopers

There was EASILY at least four to five threads up at time constantly hitting max post limit on GameFAGs alone

>>383017340
>One of which was launched alongside the WiiU release, one is an updated port of an arcade game with new content and one has new content fans had been wanting.
Zelda's Wii U version was circumcised to force Parity with the Switch version, Pokken getting new characters doesn't justify forcing you to rebuy it and same goes for having the finished version of MK8, why the fuck can't Nintendo not allow BC?
>LOL THEY DON'T HAVE A DISC READER STUPID XD
They have an online store that could allow for this easily

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>>383024238
>Using GameFAQs as proof of demand

Alright you got me. 4/10 post buddy.

>>383022238
You sound pretty autistic to me. Obviously people are going to talk about games.

>>383017340
Switch is too underpowered to be a home console and it's too expensive to be a portable handheld. It's the worst of both worlds to third party support.

>>383024335
>I didn't want it so nobody else did
>ewww gross I don't like that site so it doesn't count lol

You're such a faggot
There was a demand, people wanted it, get over it

People want stupid fucking games all the time, or are you going to pretend all the people begging for a Halo/Metroid crossover didn't exist either?

>>383019074
Zelda, Mario Kart, Arms, Spla2n, Mario Rabbids, Pokken, Mario Odyssey, FE Warriors and Xenoblade 2

>>383024551
3 of those are ports from last gen. I'll not get into an argument on the potential quality of the others but at best you can claim 6.

You know the same things were said about the ps4, anon, and the ps3 before it. It's all just shitposting, they're very good consoles.

>>383024712
nintendo "ports" are more accurately described as remasters, they truly put lots of attention to detail in and new content and remastering the whole game. so they count as new games and exclusives.

>>383024836
Sorry but no, they are still last gen ports. Especially considering that the Switch Zelda is debatably worse.

>>383018848
>>383019453
>>383019925
>>383020097
>>383020613
Shitposts

>>383018216
>>383018540
>>383019036
>>383020951
>>383019625
>>383022654
Bait

>>383020078
Actual criticism

Great work guys.

>>383024712
Zelda came out the same day as wii u, Mario Kart added 5 battle modes and 8 maps for those modes, as well as a few characters and karts, Pokken adds split screen, 3v3 and 5 new fighters. The only direct port is Zelda.

>>383024712
One of which was launched alongside the WiiU release, one is an updated port of an arcade game with new content and one has new content fans had been wanting.

>>383025060
That's not what a port means. It was released at the same time as the Wii U version. (which was dead at the time)

>>383025060
>>383025175
Just because they delayed the released of BotW by several years just to slap it on the Switch doesn't make it any less of a port. It was always a Wii U game.