>Callie and Marie are dead
Say hello to Marina and Pearl, the new octoidols from Splatoon 2
Nintendo just won
marina looks delicious
Can we switch back to the original duo? This is optional right?
>>383012728
I want to ____ brown octogirl!!
Marina belongs to me
I only woke up in time to see these two girls revealed. Did I miss anything important
#NOTMYSQUIDSISTERS
SHE'S AN OCTOLING
>SHE'S AN OCTOLING
SHE'S AN OCTOLING
>SHE'S AN OCTOLING
SHE'S AN OCTOLING
>SHE'S AN OCTOLING
SHE'S AN OCTOLING
>SHE'S AN OCTOLING
REPLY IF YOU ARE MARINA MASTER RACE
>>383012861
NEVER EVER, CALLIE AND MARIE ARE IN THE TRASH BIN NOW!
CALLIEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MY DIICK
>>383012728
Marina a cutie
DELICIOUS BROWN OCTORIAN ALERT!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A TEST
DELICIOUS BROWN CONFIRMED FOR SPLATOON 2
REMOVE OCTOPUSSY
Reminder that Marina was already claimed as my waifu.
>>383012601
hurry the fuck up drawfucks
>>383012728
NO
FUCK THAT
NO CALLIMARI NO SPLA2N
>Nintendo on charge of Female characters
Saving vidya every day
>>383012728
DELICIOUS BROWN OCTOPUS!
W-why are her pants so low?
>>383012728
That cute and slutty duo contrast mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>383012890
I'll fucking kill you
>>383012728
They look like trash.
>>383012895
Tons of new weapons, subs, specials and stages, also fresh new abilities
SHES
CUTE
>>383012728
Does this mean octaruans are chill
Does this mean we'll get a marina figure
>>383012875
FRY
>is nigger
>is also octarian
what did they mean by this?
>>383012985
I'm cumming inside your waifu right now
Wait, this makes no sense. Why is there an Octoling celebrity? Are there regular Octarians in their society?
>>383013015
WHY AREN'T YOUR PANTS SO LOW RIGHT NOW?
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
WE
Who are these CUNTS
>>383012985
That was my post
thx for reminding everyone that Marina is my octogf
>>383012728
Guys is Pearl a tranny.
Serious question, she doesn't look right.
Nintendo fucking knows what they're doing
Gonna have to get a Switch sooner rather than later
>>383013026
I wanna fug the brown octopus.
>>383012728
now this is trash
Good job Nintendo, you ruined it once again
>>383013086
They're your Idols for tonight.
LITERALLY OCTOLING PROPOGANDA
Be aware and be safe fellow squid kids.
>>383012728
Marina a cute.
>>383012861
This is the world of Splatoon, much like MTV hosts they get replaced the moment they get old.
Why are they so perfect bros? Marina is MY FUCKING WAIFU GET AWAY
cakefags out, this is an icecreamgod thread
I AM LOYAL
>I AM LOYAL
I AM LOYAL
>I AM LOYAL
I AM LOYAL
>I AM LOYAL
I AM LOYAL
>I AM LOYAL
>>383012728
DON'T GET COOKED
STAY OFF THE HOOK
>>383012928
Oh captain my captain
Boy, she sure got over us massacring her species right quick
I claim Marina before someone else does.
>>383012875
Ask if this is fresh?
HOLY SHIT I JUST NOTICED MARINA IS OCTARIAN
PEARL IS WORST GIRL CONFIRMED
WHERE IS THE PORN
What's Japan doing right now?
>>383013128
>almost heart pupils
They know.
>>383012875
eat
>belly piercing
Oh well, at least Pearl is still cute
>>383012932
Jeez, there is no contest this time
Octoling?
How...How does that work out?
>>383013128
>eyes are literally the Tentatek brand
What did they mean by this?
>tfw someone is drawing porn RIGHT NOW
PEARL = CALLIE
MARINA = MARIE
IF YOU WERE MARIE MASTER RACE YOU ARE NOW MARINA MASTER RACE
WHY CAN WE JUST NOT STOP WINNING BROS HOLY SHIT?
Is this what the j-pop idol scene is like?
>>383012728
>best girl isn't even a squid
SQUIDFAGS BTFO
WHO /OCTOLINGFAG SINCE SPLATOON 1/ HERE?
>Brown one looks just like most 10/10 hispanic girls
>fags claim she's black
*siiiiiiiigh*
>>383013249
This. Callie and Marie were both greatalthough Marie is still better.
Pearl is ugly as fuck.
>>383012728
b-but 'Marina' was Marie's Italian name
>>383012728
>octarian
>>383012728
>a loli and a niggress
>>383012728
Marina>>>>>>>>>Pearl
>>383013128
WHERES THE PORN, JAPAN
>>383013245
>not likeing belly piercing
Pleb
I'm trying to think of an child actress that looked like Pearl in a movie. But I can't seem to get my finger on it.
>>383013337
Yes, you get replaced instantly
>"...home of the Octarians, our sworn arch-nemeses!"
>not 10 minutes later, introduce an Octarian idol
What did Splatoon 2 mean by this
So what is the pun with Pearl Marina?
Prediction: These two turn out to be enemy agents in campaign, will get replaced by Squid Sisters.
>>383013128
HOW THE FUCK DID SOMEONE DRAW THEM SO FAST ?
>>383013296
THIS
WHAT ON EARTH DID I WALK INTO
>>383013232
No that's just how octopi eyes are
>>383013274
I want to believe that after you beat the final boss Marie Octorians and Inklings make peace and you can choose to play as a inkling or octorian as your avatar.
If you haven't beaten single player yet you will only see inklings, though. I think that would be sick.
>>383013385
I've never seen a black girl with a body like that. Are you sure she's not Latino?
Marina>Marie>>Callie>>Pearl
>2 year from now
>Last Splafest
>Calie x Marie vs Pearl x MArina
GO GO GO GOG
>>383013337
I fucking wish. Actual idols are boring.
>>383012728
>pearl's hairline
JUST
>>383013435
that's official art
>Not a Squid Punk band.
>>383013245
>not liking belly piercing
bet you like dicks instead
The umbrella weapon looks amazing.
Marie's parasol will be the level 50 unlock, same as captain cuttlefish's hat was. Screen cap this.
>>383013435
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/882969321177272320
Dumb Drumpf supporter.
>>383013364
I feel you. I mostly blame america being viewed as literally black and white.
>>383013396
>Inkling: I am growing stronger
>>383013395
>ganguro tentacle gyaru
no worries mate, there will be tons soon.
Can't wait for the eventual Pearl vs Marina Splatfest. Gonna be a ton of Marina vs Marina matches.
>2 years of Splatfests
>Brown Octoling waifu
>You can still draw memes
>Teases of brand new weapons and specials that look awesome
Remind me why I doubted Nintendo with Splatoon 2 again?
>>383013543
That stage looks amazing!
HOW CAN WHITE INKLINGS EVEN COMPETE
>>383013469
what, you're never seen a half-squid black girl? get out more dude, what the fuck
Callie and Marie were forced to break up because of us and had to be replaced.
Its all our fault
>>383012728
>Delicious brown octogirl
>>383012728
Marina is an octo but Pearl is 100% a squid, you can tell by looking at her mask.
>No playable octolings
>>383013414
Sea Jews and their Octarian propaganda.
>>383013543
Umbrella will be top tier
>>383013414
INFILTRATION
THE INKLINGS ARE EXPERIENCING WHAT WE ARE EXPERIENCING TODAY IN EUROPE
DO NOT BELIEVE THE PROPAGANDA
>>383013662
You unlock them at the end of single player
>>383013661
I thought Pearl was more like a cuttlefish for some reason. Must be the round hair.
>>383013591
What about Squid Sisters vs. Off the Hook Splatfest?
Porn has been changed forever.
Ya'll know what time it is!
>>383012728
wait a motherfucking second
>white inkling
>white ink
>>383013579
>off to work
>by the time I'm off, there'll be dozens of Pearl and Marina lewds to spank it to
God bless Japan
>>383013128
The white one has a very large forehead. Needs different hairstyle. But then again, "Bratty" style isn't all that attractive anyway.
>>383013414
>the octo race traitor is a black girl
hrmmmmmm
>>383013414
Don't believe the right wing propaganda, octolings are humans too.
Hi everyone this is my aunt, please be nice to her.
>>383012728
KIll shit SJW niggers fuck NIntendo
>>383013167
Ice cream? soft seve or scoops? scoops??? 2 SCOOPS?!!!!! IMBEACHHAGARFLaABARGAAAA
callie and marie are still in the game.
they just don't host splatfests anymore.
>>383013048
it's like how ISIS is our enemy but there's still arabian immigrants living in our society who no longer have any ties to their original culture
OCTOLINGS NEED TO GO FUCKING BACK
OCTOLING PIGGU GO HOMU
Claiming best girl cuz someone has to love this bitch.
>>383013296
got that backwards bruh,
Pearl is the bitchy one whilst Marina is the nice one so
Pearl=Marie
Marina=Callie
>>383013121
Of course they know, I'm so fucking glad they're done with the happy go lucky bounce castle shit.
We subtle lewd now
I think Pearl looks fucking disgusting. I hate niggers but at least Marina doesn't look like a dog.
>>383013128
Choctopus
Is splatoon 2 even worth it anymore? Who's playing it these days?
>>383013416
Probably down the line, Squid Sisters will make a return, and Splatfests will be divided by SS vs. Pearl and Marina.
Or maybe
Just maybe4-way Splatfests
>>383013850
Her forehead's too fucking big.
>>383013753
There were already white squids in the milk vs tea splatfest
>>383013902
No one is playing splatoon 2 right now, it's dead
>>383013850
>having such low standards
>>383012728
>disgusting fucking octarian
Didn't we toss them all into the ovens?
>>383013902
Literally nobody, kinda sad if you think about it
>>383013928
Bigger than the anal queen's?
>>383013791
She's just begging to be culturally enriched
>>383013480
Replace Callie and Marie and your right
Black gash > white trash.
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the ink.
>>383013128
what is it with nintendo and dark skinned girls now
urbosa, twintelle, the main inkling girl for splatoon 2 and now marina
>>383013928
>i have shit taste
We know, /v/. Every board knows. Except /co/ and /r9k/, the silly retards.
Prove you have the freshest taste by saying you are team #CallieMarina
>>383013480
Marie = Marina > Pearl > Callie
>>383014034
I ain't complainin
>>383013825
Yep. They're relegated to "single player only" content.
Which means everyone will forget about them after finishing the story, and they'll never be relevant again.
SQUID SISTERS, MORE LIKE SHIT SISTERS
>>383013850
look at that size of the forehead.
>>383013850
The fanart of her will be godtier loli smut, but her in game model is ass.
>>383013791
>Aunt Flow
REMOVE NENECCHI SQUID
>>383014007
>Replace Callie and Marie
They sure did
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
EVERYONE LISTEN UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SEC.
No NA bundle. They hardened our dicks with Marina so we'd forget this face. BUT I REMEMBERED CAUSE I FAPPED BEFORE THE DIRECT.
>>383012985
>liking old hags
You can have her.
>>383012728
>a loli
>a gyaru
Nintendo clearly knows their audience
Only got to play 2 matches in the beta, didn't really enjoy it, but willing to give it another try, looks like its got lots of content.
Am I the only one that wants more info on that Nintendo Switch Online App
I need to find my brother a switch fuck. So we can coop salmon run eryday
>>383012728
are we just going to ignore the fact she is a fucking octoling
why even make Pearl?
>>383014063
#MarieMarina
>>383013992
>>383013931
That's a shame. I had a lot of fun with 1, and I was thinking about getting two. Guess that's done and dusted.
>>383012728
>>383012861
The new sluts look fucking horrible
So how long until the porn?
>>383014069
>Callie at the bottom
Here you go, I made it special. Hop in.
>a nigger
>>383013930
Wasn't that Japan-only?
>>383014178
Octoling master race
END THE SQUID RACE
OUR TIME IS NOW OCTOBROS
>>383013790
#notalloctolings
>>383012728
>Have pure White Squid with grey hair in original
>Sequel has her replaced by the enemy Octopus with dark skin and have original best girl in hiding as society forgets about her
And I thought Nintendo wasn't going to put politics into their games.
Eww
>>383014034
Why did they make an octoling an idol? Aren't Inklings at fucking war with them and the Octotarins are evil and shit?
>>383012728
>a dark black and pasty white girl
They look South African
>>383014132
kek
>>383012728
So instead of tits vs ass we get a race war?
Good job Nintendo.
>>383013850
nice dress. I see you had it reupholstered recently.
>>383014069
Of course a trip fag would have shit taste
>a fucking nigger
Glad I stopped buying Nintendo.
>>383014063
#MarieMarina
#MM
>>383014124
>>383014114
She's gonna revive the "cum_on_forehead" tag.
Say hello to Pearl, isn't she beautiful?
>forehead
>hime eyebrows
Octogril is cool, but weird loli is more my style
>>383014148
>they know
>>383013541
It's trash, all piercings are trash, and tattoos too.
>>383014069
shut the fuck up onsokumaru
>>383014063
#CallieMarina
>>383014178
>a third of posts are about her being an octoling
>ignoring
>>383014181
>They don't announce green & pink joycons for NA
>We get this instead
I'm ok with this
Since the 1st amiibo still work, I hope best outfit is still in
>>383014034
>>383014280
Nobody can fight the Delicious Brown. Embrace it.
>>383014315
>has a giant lock in her front cause she's a slave
NINTENDOOOO
>'tentacles' trending in nippon
What did they mean by this?
>>383014230
yeah, but lots of countries got exclusive splatfests
>>383013850
I find it hilarious that not only does Splatoon still fall for the dumb "Pop song with an out of place rap feature" trope, but also that it's the white one that does it. Getting some mad Iggy flashbacks here.
Who the FUCK are these bitches?
Where are Callie and Marie?
Does Nintendo expect me to idolize a fucking octarian?
>>383014374
that's clearly a zipper
>Pearl is an Inkling
>Speaks in vaguely Japanese gibberish
>Marina is an octoling
>Sings in vaguely English gibberish
So the peaceful, pure beings are japanese, and the invading violent forces are gaijin. What did nintendo mean by this?
>>383014317
I bet you only like sex in the missionary position
>>383012728
>octoling chocolate oppai loli with exposed navel
it's okay I was planning to buy the game anyway
>>383013850
she looks like a fucking gremlin
>>383014481
Now who is this qt idol?
Nintendo is going fucking all in with the pandering
>>383013364
>>383013554
Oh for fucks sake, her skin's at dark as a black person. And you find said character attractive, drop the pathetic bullshit, we're already pathetic enough foaming at the mouth over a fictional character but all this
>Oh-oh god I find a black character attractive AAAAAAAHHHHH
Grow up already
>mfw she's so cute and delicious brown that even /v/ ignores the /pol/tard posting
proud of you guys. and yes, these two are very acceptable replacements. I hope they keep with tradition and give us new girls with each new installment.
>>383014280
olivia is one of the only good things about SM.
>>383013543
>umbrella makes a literal shotgun sound
m u h dick
>>383013128
>vagina bones
my fucking DICK
>It's been literally 3 months since the direct
>there is STILL no marina porn
So what are your thoughts on the game at this point?
I'm thinking it looks pretty damn great, improving on the first and adding some cool new modes too.
Day one buy?
>>383013850
I don't like the angry face
>>383014381
Japs digs squids, man
FOREHEAD-CHAN IS CUTE
CUTE!!!
>>383014509
>these two
honestly it's just marina
New waifus look great, but they're ending line is terrible.
Nothing will ever top the simplicity and charm of "Stay Fresh!"
>>383014280
>>383014034
They're doing it better than the west too. All important characters in their games, all have great and distinct designs.
>>383013791
>she only has one foot
B I O L O G Y
>>383014034
sjw's love it, by keeping the features non-african the gamers love it, it's a win-win situation where everyone is happy
>>383014506
what the fuck
>>383014506
This has to be a photoshop, right? Right? When was this?
>>383014381
It's because of their catch phrase
>>383013078
You tried .
I got distracted by /co/ is the stream still going?
>>383014545
I'm really interested in those announced weapons, aka the umbrella and the bubble blower, if there's more fun looking stuff it's going to be great
>>383014545
I was already gonna buy it because i fucking LOVED the first game and having a chance to play through the game at its prime again is too good to pass up.
But this direct was really good and I love pretty much everything they showed in it. Even the mobile app looked nice and handy.
https://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-7
>>383013169
Me too
Calling it now, Marina is not an Octoling but a Squid in Octoface.
>>383013709
Don't you joke you lil shit I want to believe you so bad.
>>383014306
>cum_on_forehead
>>383014545
It was day one as soon as they announced at the Switch event, but I am somehow more excited than an hour ago.
>>383014530
NINTENDO FUCK
>>383014507
>dark character
>that means she's black! XD
Stop being so racist.
>>383014545
>Day one buy?
Splatoon made Wii U worth it alone. So fucking sweet it's coming out soon. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if someone gets stabbed/hurt because they want a Switch for Splatoon 2 so much in Japan
>>383014419
she looks like fucking chucky
>>383012927
>>383012948
>>383012969
>>383012928
I need Marina porn now.
>>383014645
>keeping the features non-african
>>383014709
stop posting these outdated TRASH idol hags
IT'S MARINA TIME NOW
>>383014656
It was live. I thought it was just the seams on them, but it really does look like a cameltoe.
>>383014675
I think they like the white one more.
>>383014507
Hey, nobody claims Callie and Marie are white when they're clearly Asian just because their skin is light.
Stop being a faggot.
>>383014545
I already pre-ordered, anon.
This direct just upped my opinion from "definitely pre-ordering" to "I'm now going to pre-order all remaining copies at my local Gamestop."
>>383014675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0URLGsf1e0
>>383014545
>Miiverse is back
>New types of weapons and specials coming down the pipeline
>Minimum two years of splatfest support
>New idols are good
It was always a day one buy for me but this all just sweetens the pot.
>>383013416
Stage 2: Bargaining
Marina>>>>>>>>>Pearl
>>383014703
Mobile app thing is honestly pretty cool. Ignoring the voice chat shit, I'm a sucker for stat tracking stuff. Battlelog for the Battlefield games was really neat IMO.
>>383014148
>gyaru
That's black
Let's not waste any time.
>>383014545
Literally bought a Switch for Spla2n so hype levels critical. Should be arriving today.
>>383013169
Being loyal is fine and all but damn, make better choices my friend.
what the FUCK HAPPENED TO CALLIE THOUGH
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER NINTY YOU SLIMY CHINKS
>>383012728
another fucking nigger.
NINTENDO IS OFFICALLY SJW TIER NOW!!!but it's okay, because it's nintendo
THERE IS ALREADY PORN OF MARINA CHECK PAHEAL
>>383014732
>Octoface
das racis
>>383013850
god she looks like a little gremlin. how can anyone like this?
>west: cake vs icecream
>japan: rock vs pop
why are they doing this again
Should I sell Splatoon 1 now?
Pearl looks like an ugly gremlin.
>>383013364
>We Wuz Black People n Shiet
She literally looks blacks in the face and skin color. Keep crying though.
>>383014775
Hilariously your exact post can be used against the dumbfucks you're defending.
You're getting stupider by the day /pol/
>>383014892
stop posting hasbeens.
>>383012861
Nope, Callie and Marie are now part of story
>Twintelle reveal
>Fans go wild with excitement
>Marina reveal
>Fans go wild with excitement
>The usual offenders are asspained
>My face when
>>383014675
The hell does ぬりたくーる mean? Some wordplay on paint and tentacle?
>>383014935
Because they write their own jokes and stuff to better handle the events individually
>people who will choose Pearl over Marina at the splatfest will start getting tailed by the interpol
>>383014503
>>383014909
Confirmed
I just hope Splatfests don't get retardedly stacked because Marina's more popular.
>>383014908
>/pol/ tears
Automatic best girl
>>383014892
>tripcode fag into marie
Not even surprised
>>383013018
>The cute acts like a slut
>The slut acts like a cute
HELP ME
>>383013749
>>383014069
>>383014306
>>383014892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6kmP9zNflE
>>383014935
Japan doesn't engorge themselves on sugar and milk.
Hell, most Japanese are lactose intolerant. I don't think they eat much ice cream at all.
Had to do it.
>>>>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6kmP9zNflE
Could Pearl have a worse design? She looks awful.
>>383015109
How do you fucks even find stuff like this
>>383015109
That's cooked af famalam
>Jungle fever fags will go for Marina
>Contrarian fags will go for Pearl
>Footfags will go for Aunt Flow
>>383015109
>that shit-eating grin on Marina
SHE KNOWS SOMETHING
WHAT DID YOU DO TO CALLIE
>>383015056
das hot
>>383015076
Marie is best girl but I decided with Callie most of the time. So I don't think that matters.
>>383015053
>>383014295
Actually it's tits vs DFC.
I hope to fucking christ Mantis-X starts doing stuff with these two.
I will collect every drop of cum in a tank and raise my own little squid in it.
>>383012728
These two look fucking gross.
>>383014886
Fucking nice
Groovy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pRMi9b9Sdk&list=PLFwObPlg7Y1oHGVS6ZMo6-CB7gPU_3T-5&index=2
>>383014315
Unzip her
>>383014993
>no refutes
>muh /pol/ boogieman
You know there are different races in the world right? Europeans aren't the only ones with white skin as Africans aren't the only ones with dark skin. You're logic tells me your American from the Mid-west or an inbred Southerner. Stop being so close minded mmkay?
Marina looks pretty rad, I like her.
Pearl on the other hand has downs syndrome.
>>383015156
source for artwork?
>>383014134
>not jusr ordering from nipon
>>383015056
off the hook
>>383012728
>disgusting shit waifus that smell like squid
>winning anything, ever
>>383015032
Yes, plus ぬりたい means "want to paint"
>>383014545
I dunno I'm still not sold yet. The first Splatoon was super fun but I wasn't engaged in the online enough. The only thing that made me come back was the splatfests. Maybe the fact that they're promising 2 years will help. In any case, the online doesn't seem fundamentally more interesting than before.
What I'm mainly interested in is he single player. I fucking LOVED it in the first one. It was the best part of the game for me. I was so disappointed that they barely talked about it in this direct. The only problem I had with the first was that it was so short. If I find out that the single player is like 3+ times longer than I'll totally get the game day one.
On the other hand I really want to be excited with everyone else for this game. Please convince me why this game will be more interesting than the first.
>>383015143
They eat a ton of ice cream
>>383015012
I'd prefer they not be then. These new squids are fuck ugly.
>>383014908
yes cry more faggot
>>383015109
SO FUCKING GROOVY HOLY FUCK
>>383015028
DK memes aside, Nintendo has had black and brown characters for the longest time.
People shouldn't be surprised by this.
>>383012861
I think they look ok, but this needs to be an option. Maybe unlocked after story mode or something.
>>383014935
If it's any consolidation, Japanese Splatfets were usually shit, thanks to having so much blantant real world advertising.
The worst it got with NOA was Transformers or Spongebob. Practically every Splatfest in Japan was an advertisement for ramen or 7-eleven sushi.
>>383014896
They killed her after she lost the splatfest anon everyone already knows this
WHO IS BEST GIRL?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13369339
http://www.strawpoll.me/13369339
http://www.strawpoll.me/13369339
Pearl reminds me of something.
>>383012728
I want to dick Marina.
>>383015260
Refute what? Are your posts automated? There was nothing to refute you stupid fuck.
>>383015243
Thank you very much anon. Was hoping for this.
>>383013002
They're the singleplayet cucks now
Nintendo continues to coast on waifu bait.
>>383013379
And Marina is Nori in Italian. Just don't get confused.
>>383012728
just let me play as an octoling god dammit
>>383015109
here's their music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6kmP9zNflE
>>383015359
I kind of liked the american splatfests more than the european ones, though. The european ones were kind of generic and boring, the american ones had some bite at least.
Also, it's consolation.
>>383015056
Holy shit dude, top tier.
WIP
>>383015374
>Callie last
>>383015328
/pol/sters are about to kill themselves cause a black character made their dicks twitch, so now they'll scream she's latina.
It's truly the most pathetic thing I've seen on this site all year.
>>383015032
塗りたく + クール
>>383015109
I TAKE BACK ALL MY PREVIOUS COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NEW SOUNDTRACK
THEY WERE KEEPING THE OTHER STUFF LOWER QUALITY TO PLEASURE US WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL SONG
>>383015109
>Angry smug
>Big foreheaded
>With big eyebrows
>Loli
Whoever designed her knew exactly what he wanted
Well, I wanted to buy this game and the switch (have the bundle + splatoon 2 pro controller + the official nintendo carrying case preordered), but this direct wasn't very convincing, to be honest. while it's nice to have a splatfest before release, it means that everyone who was buying the splatoon 2 bundle can't participate. also, while I know the first game had this system too, I just think that time-based rotations might make it uncomfy for me to play.
Also, literally saying that "there's gonna be new content for one year, and splatfests for two years" sounded kinda weird too. I don't think the switch will be dead in two years, so why would they stop with the splatfests "so soon"?
Come on, CS:GO STILL has shitty events and that is a cheap shitty game which is like a thousand years old.
I think I'll just cancel my preorders.
>>383015076
9 out of 10 people aren't going to realize whose side is who's
>>383014419
http://www.strawpoll.me/13369349
LETS FIND OUT WHO IS BEST GIRL
>>383015454
>>383015359
The Spongebob Splatfest was god damn hilarious.
>>383015109
>>383015109
>>383015407
If only you hadn't dropped out of high school, you would have critical thinking.
>>383015559
>No rebuttal
>Resorts to personal attacks
>>383015436
>Alga Nori
>nori seaweed
>hosomaki are black and white
>>383015260
She's black. So is Twintelle. It's okay anon.
>>383015470
still enough to fap to
>>383015536
nigger
>>383015374
>>383015374
You fucking sluts, so eager to change idol.
Callie for life.
>>383015374
>Pearl dead last
I kind of feel bad for her
>>383014419
Looks like the new Pennywise
WEW LAD
>>383015109
jesus christ
spla2n best game?
>>383015109
>Listen to the song in the direct
>Don't really like the sound of it compared to the Squid Sisters
>Listen to it by itself here
>IT FUCKING BLOWS AWAY ANYTHING THE SQUID SISTERS COULD EVER MAKE
Now we just wait for the hologram concerts...
MARINAAAAAAAAA
>black character for no reason
It's ok when Nintendo does it!
>>383015627
Source?
>>383015519
Valve never updates CS though? Valve is probably one of the worst examples you could use since they don't even make games anymore
i still can't get over fact that nintendo is selling empty boxes of this game.
>>383015297
But they're octolings.
>>383015478
>ignoring Pearl
kek
>>383015156
saved
>>383015669
>concerts
Oh God I didn't even think about that!
>>383015374
It's MarinA you asshole pearlfucker
>>383015664
>One slimy foot
The interesting foot porn that could come out of this..
>>383015451
This is fucking COOL
>>383013850
That's not a forehead, or even a 5head. That's a goddamn 6head.
I want to dock in Marina's marina
>>383015374
>Marie and Callie neck and neck
C'mon #Marie!
Also Pearl is far better than Callie. She shouldn't be that low. Forehead and hime brows are based.
>>383015503
That or Tan.
WE
>>383015109
hnnnng
>>383015470
*unzips tentadick*
>>383015109
>>383015685
why does there have to be a reason. i dont understand you retards
>>383014874
This is a problem. The divide between Callie and Marie definitely skewed in Marie's favor, but it was close.
This will be a landslide.
>>383015697
>Source?
The simple fact that she's not latina or anything else is all the proof we need.
>>383014039
>except /co/
No, no, we also acknowledged that long ago.
>>383015706
they updated it for more than one year, and there's still events
>>383015685
Please, explain what would be a good reason to have a black character.
>>383015514
>you will never get to attend one of their concerts
feels bad man
>>383015275
>Ordering a switch from Japan
Lol good luck
>>383015243
>>383015723
only marina is
webm time
>>383015517
And I thank him for it
if you blacklist nigger /v/ gets so much more bearable and i checked every post and the contribute nothing to discussion
>>383015685
>triggered by ambitiously brown girls that don't even have features of real black people
Marina's crooked smile is doing something to me fellas. Is this what joy feels like?
What is the reaction to the new girls outside of /v/?
>>383015109
This is so much better than what was in the direct.
>>383015715
Japanese collectors are being from another world, this isn't an isolated case.
Last season a popular anime sold over 12k bath buckets for 5 bucks each in no time.
An octarian in my Inkopolis?
Someone get the rope
>>383015889
You could say the same about her being black.
>>383013379
let the theories begin
>>383015839
Just kill yourself tripfag.
>Final Splatfest
>Marina wins by votes alone
>>383014441
>implying Inklings are pure
Not only do they fight each other for fun they slaughter salmonids by the thousands just to make a quick buck by harvesting their unborn children.
>>383015669
>There's actually a chance these will come to America this time because of Nintendoland in Universal
PLEASE NINTENDO. I WANT TO WATCH MY BROWN WAIFU DANCE IN FRONT OF ME
>>383015374
Loyal to the end.
Why is she so perfect /v/?
>>383014545
Overpriced shit.
-$60
-Only 1 non-ranked mode
-Ranked modes still stuck on stupid 2 hour rotations
-FUCKING HORDE MODE LOCKED FOR DAYS AT A TIME. WHY!??
-"Free DLC" meme again, in reality it just means the actual full game you paid in advance for will only be fully released one year from now.
fuck this game, it already lacks content compared to any other MP shooter, but then they restrict you on so many ways on top of that.
>>383015954
*ambiguously
>>383015109
w h e w
>>383015949
Thank you, anon.
>>383015949
>>383015949
>that mole
>that body sway
wtf i love niggers now
>>383015906
And it still has tons of players yet Valve never fixes any bugs.
>>383014838
That's why Callie and Marie, are BULLSHIT
Give me one good reason why salmon run is time locked to certain days
How can you not like this?
>>383012875
lynch
>>383015790
>Foot fetish porn with Flow and Annie
MY DICK
>>383015951
If you check the posts anyway, what's the point of blocking it?
>>383013128
either give her heart eyes or don't, none of this half assed shit nintendo you cowards
Pearl has the same color scheme as Kanna from Dragonmaid
>>383015374
>pearl last
LMAO DOA
Please spoonfeed me why this game will interest me more than the first. Besides waifus.
what the fuck is that forehead
>>383016136
Why are asians and brown girls the best?
>>383015949
Was is really this low fps during the direct?
>people complaining about callie and marie getting replaced when in reality we're just getting DOUBLE the waifus
Get your heads out of your asses, people. Think of the bigger picture!
>>383015949
HHHNNNNNG
>>383015949
Nintendo knows what it's doing.
They want you to draw porn of this.
>>383016136
>nigger
yeah no
>>383016194
DELETE THIS
>>383015954
None of them have features of people period
>>383016063
>it already lacks content compared to any other MP shooter
(You)
>>383016062
>>383016194
What the hell?
>>383016136
Her outfit looks retarded.
>>383016243
>Splatoon 3 will be Callie and Marina with the two shit waifus being dead in the gutter
gonna be good
>>383016229
If you didn't like the first game, you won't like this one probably. If you did, then you will.
It's that simple.
>>383016229
It won't. Mission pack sequel.
>>383015951
n1gger
>>383016136
nintendo made to not hate niggers any more. feels good
>>383015949
CUTE
U
T
E
>>383016316
You look retarded
>Squid Sisters replacement
>one is hot as fuck, the other looks like a rejected Rugrats character
What did they mean by this?
Marina's shorts are actually flashing.
>>383016232
Literally could have been great competition if they hadn't given her such a retarded face.
>>383016196
>block post
>check to make sure nothing is lost in blocking them
>not really
>???
>profit in actual discussion and waifu faggin
>>383015993
She looks black.
>>383016194
Where did you get this?
>People saying that Marina is a nigger
Guys, you're forgetting, it's a Japanese game.
She just has a really dark tan. Japanese never put niggers in their games.
>>383016347
What if I haven't played the first one and I don't have a switch yet?
>>383015949
That lighting and camera movement makes it look like a StudioFOW movie
The only thing i didn't like about splatoon were the controlls, fuck aiming with a controller it kept me from enjoying the game.
>>383016198
Have you never seen octopus pupils?
>>383016437
She looks Latina
>>383016315
>>383016448
Come on, guys, it's from Splatoon 1.
>>383016198
she has octopus eyes
>>383016451
that's patently wrong
>>383016451
My dick can't hear you.
Art of Marina getting all the dicks while Pearl watches in Jealousy when
Full Slut Tentacle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6kmP9zNflELol, Pearl is ugly af
>The final splatfest will probably be Pearl vs. Marina
>Splatoon 3 will give us even more waifus
I don't mind this. Keep it up Nintendo.
>>383016507
You can turn them off. Or you could stop being a little bitch, try them for 5 minutes and see how they're actually the superior choice.
>>383015949
>all those thicc gerudo girls
>then arms waifus
>now this chocolate octoling
wtf nintendo is going full dick assault
>>383013709
When did they say that?
>first twintelle
>now Marina
Boy Nintendo sure likes introducing new members of the DK crew
>>383016232
trying to win that french audience
This is so going to be one-sided jesus christ
Wow Pearl looks ugly as shit
>>383016578
Fuck you, nigga, she's cute as fuck.
>Watching the Direct
>See Flow
Whoa, why is nobody talking about her? Was she already announced before?
>>383016501
SOON
>>383016316
*sexy
>>383015662
fucking kek
>>383013850
She looks like Chucky.
>>383016578
marina looks like a generic whore
>>383016603
thicc = sales
>>383016232
>Calliefags will say this looks good
>>383016520
She's not speaking spic, so she's not. No one cares about Latinas. She's black.
>>383013128
>eye designs in their zippers
>their pants glow
neat
>>383016451
There's hundreds of examples of how wrong you are and I KNOW you're aware.
Why the fuck is /v/ 4 times as autistic today
>>383016451
That's not a tan. Japs give black characters really dark skin like Marina.
>>383016592
What ifThere's a four way splatfest with Marina, Pearl, Marie and Callie all being their own choices?
>>383015109
>>383016615
>not wanting to fuck a member of the DK crew
faggot
>>383016603
They're wanting to target young adults with the Switch.
Did you think they were only going to do that with ads? Nope, they're making waifus that any young adult would get hard over.
It's the perfect strategy.
>>383015954
Yes anon, all Caucasian cartoon characters you're attracted to totally fit 99.9% of the population's facial features. It's everyone else who's fucking bonkers.
Like Android 18, Tina from DOA, and pic related.
>>383016520
Did you know there's black latinas?
Fuck all this waifu bullshit and all that. Let's talk about something that's actually interesting. The single player looks great!
>All those fun new ideas
>More detailed worlds
>Interesting new gimmick weapons
>>383016757
Obviously Marie & Callie are on hiatus and you have to reunite them in the story mode.
http://badguyvivi.tumblr.com/post/162670355674/lets-not-waste-any-time
whats up with nintendo giving me delicious browns
>>383014034
Don't forget cia
>>383012728
>BROWN
>>383016715
She's also not speaking ebonics so she's not black. No one cares about blacks.
ITT: People celebrating chocolate waifus and shamelessly assblasted/pol/acks sperging the fuck out.
>>383016857
This is a waifu thread
>>383016480
Then buy a switch if the games it's got on the way and currently have seem appealing to you.
I'll put it this way, splatoon is an absolute blast, and it's one of my favorite online games ever. The matches are short, intense and fun, with a really low skill floor and moderately high skill ceiling. The standard game mode, turf war, is really short and each match lasts 3 minutes, meaning you can't get sick of it. Ranked is quite challenging and you can meet some very high skilled people. Splatfest is also a lot of fun.
Basically, if you liked what you saw in terms of visuals and gameplay, i guarantee you'll like the game. Splatoon 1 was fucking GREAT and I don't see any reason, based on what was shown here, that 2 won't be just as good if not better.
>>383012728
ayyy yo hol up WE WUZ OCTOPOIDS N SHIET??
>>383016873
>http://badguyvivi.tumblr.com/post/162670355674/lets-not-waste-any-time
WHITEWASHING
>>383016724
welcome to nu-/v/ aka /polv/ after e3 the leaked out their containment board in herds
>look at all these black people
>AGENDA!!!!!
>politics!
i just want to play games
>>383016856
>Does scared /pol/ster have intelligence
Come on dude
>>383016926
the TRUE waifu
>>383015949
How can cakefags even compete?
>>383016873
>Whitewashing
OH NO
>>383016926
I like her more than the new idols.
>>383016783
but this is a 12+ game how the fuck is this allowed
>>383016697
Generic > Uggo
>>383016668
>Whoa, why is nobody talking about her?
Because Pearl and Marina knocking it out of the park. It's a shame, cause she's a cutie too.
Wew
IT'S TIME
>>383016232
mtf transexual radical feminist
>>383016889
Blacks, whites and asians are the only races discussed for better or worse. Brown people are irrelevant. Nintendo won't just make them for no reason, she's black.
>>383015109
IM A BIG BOY
IM A BIG BOY
IM A BIG BOY
>>383016873
someone fucking colour this, i need a brown waifu, not this whiewashing shit
>>383017020
Actually it's PEGI 7
>>383017014
this
Latina is not a race.
Neither is Hispanic.
>>383016594
I think you misunderstood me mate, i was talking about aiming with a controller not the motion control bullshit, after playing fps in pc all my life playing one with a controller suddenly felt like complete shit.
>>383016978
It happened with Twintelle too and that was before E3.
>>383016978
Nothing stopping you from playing vidya, senpai.
Reminder to call /pol/fags out on their shit every time it happens.
>>383017056
>>383017048
Stop dumping shit, and wait for the actual quality art.
>>383016926
I wanna smoke weed with flow
>>383017048
>>383017048
>>383017048
Thank you for sacrificing yourself for the pleasure of others.
>>383017129
go tell tumblr that
>>383016347
I did like the first one, it just didn't hold my interest for more than a month other than splatfests. I want to know if it will be different this time.
>>383016303
>1 casual mode
>3 ranked modes, locked by time
Yeah.... very comparable to other shooters. suuuuure
>>383017020
You lot still aren't familiar with Japanese kids and their sex drives?
They are trying to grow the population. THIS is how.
They don't give the square root of a flying fuck about America and it's tongue in cheek neglective parenting
>>383016926
Wait. She doesn't have any arms?
I mean it makes sense because she's a snail, but still - it's kind of strange.
>>383016232
Something I want to lick.
>>383012728
Pearl is literally retarded, as in, Down's Syndrome retarded. Marina's kinda cute but looks constipated as hell.
>>383017001
>shit melts all over your hand
>>383016578
Why does Pearl look like an angry toddler with a shitty haircut?
>>383017276
that is legitimately revolting
>>383017263
Done so multiple times and all I get is walls of text and buzzwords thrown at me.
>>383016578
Fuck you she cute as shit. where my Pearl love anyway!
>>383017353
she also has only one foot
>>383017341
is their aim to make gyarus get even more dick because I'm considering the thought
>>383017292
Oh fuck off. You know every other shooter is fucked by DLC up the ass and season passes.
>>383016926
>what if we made Stevie Nicks a sea creature
>>383016926
She was designed to be BLACKED
does pavlova count as a cake?
>>383017074
there's fucking mexico in a mario game, and twintelle isnt black like you all said she was. if she was black shed look like an african nigger
>>383016232
She's called ヒメ in Japan.
This is a ヒメイカ, also has a huge forehead.
>>383017020
I mean, this isn't even a contest. Marina is clearly gonna win at everything. That fucking brat needs to be slapped.
>>383014063
My dude
>>383017276
Shadman is gonna draw Pearl. Mark my words.
>>383017276
I don't like this
>>383017001
>chocolate ice cream
>cake
Both are literal cancer, the only true ice cream flavor is vanilla.
>>383017479
Their aim is to get boys to want to give gyarus the dick.
>all these fags thinking Twintelle started nintendo's trend of 10/10 brown girls
L M A O
M
A
OI forgot about her too...
>>383016062
Who?
>>383016926
>described as "that one aunt"
/ss/ soon
>>383015949
Do she got booty?
>sony/microsoft/whoever puts niggers in a game
>fucking nu-lib-cuck pandering gaming is fucking dead
>nintendo puts nigger in a game
>MUH DICK I LOVE NINTENDY
>>383016926
>her shrimp thing does a respectful bow
I miss Moe already.
>>383013543
It'll be fun to watch people jump off the boat to avoid death out of desperation, and die anyways.
>>383017586
God bless Nintendo. Give me more black girls.
>>383017513
No it's a bunch of fruit on cream sitting in a nest of egg whites and sugar.
>>383017001
Cakefags never stood a chance.
>>383016232
If they had given her bangs to cover her fivehead she would've been pretty good.
>>383014063
>>383014331
>>383017545
My niggas
>>383017586
Fuck me, the only character i remember from Sun and Moon, such a shame there isn't that much r34 of her.
>>383017668
>not the first post by this IP
wew at your seething
>>383016232
Why does Kimishima love thicc brown girls so much?
>>383017668
The difference is that nintendo gives her a white body and colors it black instead of actually putting in a nigger.
>>383017056
where is PEARL
Official artwork
>black girls in Western games are all the same '70s blaxploitation stereotype
>black girls in Nintendo games are all 10/10 goddesses
Hmmm
>>383017541
I get it, but my dick isn't.
>>383017668
Black Anon here, I'm hearing a lot of mixed thoughts here so i don't think this is valid.
>>383017668
Nintendo at least tries and succeeds in making them attractive
>>383016169
This squid gets it
>>383017276
>Pearl will get more r34 than Marina
Im ok with this
>>383017791
>squidling/octolink
>a white body
What the actual fuck are you smoking
>>383017279
You've got more game modes this time, and more weapons off the bat, so it might hold your interest more, if you like the 4 player survival mode, and the prospect of playing in official ranked leagues with a group of friends.
I don't know, I'd say that a solid month of interest is a pretty good value proposition for a game, but that's just me.
>>383017668
Where's the angry tough as nails don't need no man attitude and stereotypical unkempt afro on any of the black girls in Nintendo.
Oh, wait this is /v/. You're so involved with memes you only understand context if its associated with dank maymays.
>>383017001
plus best girl likes ice cream so it's a no brainer, like she said
>>383017668
I think you forgot about Kat
>>383016873
>>383016961
>>383017008
>>383017093
Damn you guys are fucking fast.
I'm coloring it now, hold on.
>>383017797
Pearl looks really cute in her official art. Why does her model have to have downs?
>>383017668
nintendo makes their black characters attractive
>>383017481
Titanfall2 isn't, all gameplay DLC is free (new weapons, maps, modes, mechs, etc) and had like 8 modes at launch which you could freely chose from. And currently has a system where you can chose specific matchmaking modes - if you only like 3 of the 10 available then you can create a list with those 3 and only get those instead of being forced to play all of them.
>>383017372
She's constantly scared being an octoling surrounded by inklings.
>>383017001
Is ice cream cake ice cream or cake?
>>383017668
But that's wrong.
It's more about whether it's the Japanese doing it or not.
Pic related, top tier brown cutie in a first party Sony game (and a fantastic game at that). Plus she has nipple pokeys in-game even.
reminder that pancakes are cakes cooked in a pan
if you love panakes you are obligated to go team cake
I stuck with Marie every splatfest and paid for it by losing nearly all splatfests. I will be doing the same with Marina.
>>383017162
>>383017145
i just want to talk abut vidya with you bros.
do you think the umbrella will be op?
>>383017586
L-L-L-LATINA AAAAAAHHHHH
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
SHUT UP! PEARL IS BEST SQUID!!
>>383017909
Doing God's work, anon.
>>383014703
the fact I can see whats in the shop that day and not turn on my console (say if I'm on vacation or something) is really fucking neat
>>383016926
>Aunt Flow
nintendo think they slick
>>383017869
You're delusional if you actually think this
>>383016926
>"Aunt Flow"
What did they mean by this?
I want to fuck that Octonigga
>>383017619
>Aunt Flow
What did Nintendo mean by this?
>>383017668
Because Nintendo's designs look good and unique, while other companies just take a generic black woman and give her a 70s afro.
>>383017969
Cancer, that's what it is.
Marina is a Hispanic name.
>>383017570
You fucking racist
>>383017897
why does marina always look like she's about to burst into tears?
>>383017873
>What the actual fuck are you smoking
the truth
black girls have different skull shapes, all squids/oclotings are essentially caucasian.
>>383017943
You know what Titanfall 2 also is?
Dead. On arrival.
>>383017803
Because Nintendo designs their black girls as characters instead of trying to appeal to MUH DIVERSITY stereotypes.
>>383017943
>muh dead call of duty clone has free DLC
Good for you but if I wanted another generic call of duty clone I'd just check the garbage can
>>383018007
Lel is that the Euro localization?
I thought "Off the Hook" was pretty lame but that cheap pun is just awful
>>383018113
So mischief maker girl is hispanic?
>>383018009
Olivia is Polynesian...
>>383018136
Well that was disappointing. At least be subtle next time.
>>383016926
>Aunt Flow is a euphemism for the menstrual cycle
>>383017969
protip: cake doesn't melt
>>383018115
>racist for not liking a shit flavor
Come on now, dont compare ice cream favors to race issues.
What an absolute treasure this girl is