This is literally Splatoon 1 with a few new weapons

>>383012036
did you want it to play as need for speed or something?

>>383012036
Are you really surprised? Splatoon 1 is only like a couple years old so Splatoon 2 probably hasn't been in development that long. More than likely Splat2n started as a Switch port of the first game.

I'm probably still going to get it. I like the Switch a lot better than the WiiU and will probably play it a lot more now that it's going to be on the Switch.

Yeah, what the fuck kind of shooter would implement
>new weapons
>new cosmetics
>new multiplayer modes
>new story mode
>various quality of life changes
while still maintaining the same basic gameplay as the prior game?

Oh wait, all of them do that, you fucking moron.

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>he didn't watch the direct

>he didn't watch the direct
WOWEEEE

>>383013360
>>383013290
I watched half of it. What's new besides mocha loli

So the same as LITERALLY every shooter ever then?

>>383013536
Splatfests are back
New mode that you can access on local multiplayer
New story mode
Cosmetic stats no longer random
New abilities
Drawing is back
Minigames
CALLIE AND MARIE ARE FUCKING GONE HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT NIGGERS

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This is literally Doom 1 with a few new weapons

>>383013759
oh, so literally nothing. but it counts because it's splatoon

>>383013820
it's true. not that it's bad

Apparently it's not okay when Nintendo does it

>>383012036
Its called a sequel.

Have you heard of a sequel before?

>>383013945
it's the original game with a reskin and you know it

>>383013837
Yeah, nothing LOL

>>383012036
What did you want? Splatoon 1 DX instead?

>>383013980
So what makes it not a reskin anon?

>>383012036
Stop liying !
Are you so desperate that you have to resort to lies?

>>383013759
I missed it. How is drawing back?

>>383014023
Why fall for the bait friendo

>>383013759
>returning features
>a few extra gimmicks
so it's an enhanced Splatoon, got it.

>>383013217
>>various quality of life changes

I missed the direct, what are those QoL improvements ? Any word about the chat, ability to play with your friend, or the possibility to change weapons without having to leave the lobby?

Those were my biggest problems with the first game.

>>383013980
name a sequel that isn't

>>383014426
Voice chat is back, friends are now available in splatfests with the app and in general play. Not sure about switching yet

>>383014396
What will make it splatoon 2 for you my dear baiting anon?

>>383014426
voice chat among party confirmed

>>383014551
Nothing, They're probably not even a fan of the game. It'll be impossible to please them.

Reminder that people who are dead set to hate Nintendo make constant goal post moves when they get their qualms answered.

>>383014426
It was confirmed you can swap weapons in the lobby now

>>383014551
Can I play with my friends outside of splatfest ? Because I remember, in the first game when I wanted to play with a friend in quickplay, we were sometimes put in different teams. That was a bit boring after a while.

>>383014658
this is fine honestly. Who the fuck talks to randoms anymore? That shit was awesome when you were 12 screaming "nigger" in halo 2, but it's lost its charm over the years.

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>>383014474
Final Fantasy 2

>>383014837
yeah

>>383014396
>what is a sequel

>>383014201
they showed it but never stated how it was going to work.

>>383014839
I feel sorry for you console players.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J47IM0oJVE&index=2&t=50s

>>383014834
HELL YEAH. How is this working ? Can I swap only weapons, or can I have some presets for the rest of my clothes ??

>>383015168
only with a nintendo game will people be excited over basic features that every other games has had for years

>>383014994
Nice good to hear they took notes from Splatoon 1.

remove the new idols, they are really ugly

>>383015264
then why can't you switch cars in the end game lobby in rocket league?

>>383015264
only with nintendo games, sonyegros get THIS mad.

>>383015160
I havnt used voice chat in any video game I play on the PC in years

Its so much better just to use Teamspeak

>>383015363
Marina > Callie > Marie >>>>>> Pearl.

Does anyone have that pic of that splatoon fan walking into that mcdonalds? Looking for it but cant find it right now, thanks

>>383015264
No I won't lie, you're right. The first game was very fun but definitely needed some QoL improvement. Very basic features were missing.

>>383015429
i don't know, i don't play shit tier games

>>383015583
t. nigger

>>383015740
what do you play, anon?

>>383015583
you got that backwards

>>383015787
t. mariefag

>>383015823
oh, i don't find video games fun anymore, i just like to get angry about them on online message boards

>>383015510
I only have about 15 hours in this game since I got it in the sale but so far it's been a blast with about 90% of the people in random PUBLIC matches communicating with voice comms. Really you can't do anything in this game without voice comms because there are purposefully no marking enemies or giving orders through the HUD and teamwork within a squad is absolutely vital so that does narrow down the playerbase to those willing to communicate.
Full servers though, and the in-game voice system is just packaged in mumble (a competitor and in ways superior to TS3 in case you didn't know). I too like to use teamspeak or mumble or something so the game fucking up doesn't interrupt them but this game is different because it's literally 50v50.

>>383015943
Honesty is good

isn't that like every shooter sequel though?

>>383015690
yeah, this seems better, but it seems like nintendo have somehow fucked up voicechat with making you have to use a fucking smartphone app.

its like 1 step forward 2 steps back. at least the dlc will be free though

Just wish it was releasing on the Wii-U so I could play it. I regretted buying the Wii-U even splitting the difference with a pal on a refurb. it was an overpriced splatoon machine. At least I can play Breath of the Wild on it.

>>383016217
how is the app working ? I don't want my friends to hear the sound of the game while I'm playing :/

>>383016217
>yeah, this seems better, but it seems like nintendo have somehow fucked up voicechat with making you have to use a fucking smartphone app.

I bet it's because of trying to move processing away from the Switch, and knowing that 99% of the Nintendo userbase already has a perfectly usable smartphone for this anyway. 99% of the Nintendo userbase also has a perfectly usable PC for their games, don't they?

>>383016349
idk, but the official spatton headset has to be plugged into your phone and the switch at the same time

>>383012036
Every nintedo game is just a copy and paste of older games.

>>383016492
true, but its annoying when litterally every other system doesnt need a fucking app to do voice chat, for fucks sake even the vita could handle voicechat

>>383015264
well yeah, its a fun game but some features were sorely needed and anyone who isnt a total retard is willing to admit it

>>383013759
>mini games counts as valuable improvement these days

SAD

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>>383016558
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>383014474

>Game changing clothing buffs/debuffs
>Pants
>New Hair
>New weapon types already expanding the pool significantly
>New grenades
>New supers that change the face of lategame forever
>Pre-Match buffs like Monster Hunter
>Marina
>New maps
>Returning maps are revamped to the point of being new anyway
>Singleplayer factors brought over to multiplayer for variety
>Ranked is split by modes instead of just one big number
>Fixed level up system
>Horde Mode has bosses and unlocks you can carry to the rest of the game
>Many QoL changes that just make the game all around better
You guys were right after all...Splatoon 2 is just Splatoon 1 again.

>>383016867
wut
niggas cant be serious

>>383012036
Well, yeah. It's basically Nintendo wanting to port Splatoon 1 to the Switch but not knowing how to incorporate some of the supers that used the second screen, so they did the bare minimum required to get a 2 at the end of it.

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But it has best girl

>>383016914
get out roach

Well what do you expect? Switch has no games so they just porting old shit.

>>383016672
i always use discord, skype, vent or other third party voice chat anyway regardless of platform.

this isnt as big of a deal as people make it out to be and are just shitposting

>>383012036
The graphics literally looks like a fucking ps2 game hahahhaha

How can nintendocancers even life with themselves?

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>>383014474
Jak 2

>>383017602
You're too young to know what a PS2 game looks like you little gremlin.

>>383017289
*yawn*

Stop.

Yeah its complete shit i bet it will only sell 300k lifetime.

>>383017778
Okay, then you're right; Splatoon 2 is different, my b.

>>383014834
Okay watching the direct right now and I don't know where they said this.

>>383014834
I don't know how they fucked up lobbies so bad in the original, but good.

>>383017602
What's wrong with a game trying to have a cute, unrealistic artstyle? Games of this kind age far slower than ones which try to chase the unattainable goal of realism.

>>383017357
>>383016867
>>383016558
Only if you want game audio and chat in your ears at the same time

>>383017829
>300k lifetime
There are 800k copies already preordered in Japan alone

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Pearl and Marina can't replace Callie and Marie!

>>383018307
oh yeah I love choosing between game audio and hearing my squad mates :D

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>>383015168
Probably works the same way it did in the first game I guess.

>not only getting excited for basic shit that's expected but basic shit we've already gotten before in the last game

I'm actually really upset. I loved the first game but there was nothing keeping me interested in the online for more than a month. I doubt it will be different this time.

>>383018415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf2u7CQPrHw

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>>383017289
Man this all sounds really good. Splat 1 was the most fun I'd had with a shooter in years but I got burned out too quickly from the lack of modes and other content at launch, but this sounds pretty great. Switch is looking like a pretty solid purchase now, maybe this and Odyssey will push me over the edge.

Good thing I didn't play the first one then

>>383012036
Eh, I'm picking it up regardless, will be my 1st Splatoon anyways.

>>383018465
It was awfully designed in the first game.

>>383017289

Sounds like all the changes from destiny to destiny 2.

Yet /v/ claims destiny 2 is the same game as destiny 1.

Hmmmm, really gets those neurons firing.

>>383014396
You can say this about every other current shooter though.
>So it's an enhanced CoD
>So it's an enhanced Battlefield
>So it's an enhanced Halo
Et cetera

>>383019001

/v/ does...which is the entire point.

>>383018628
Oh I forgot to mention for you memers; There's a drawing center that goes through a filter (against porn of course) and is uploaded to appear over your head as a NPC or as graffiti throughout levels. In short: The Miiverse mechanic isn't gone, it made it's home in the Squidverse itself.

>tfw want to play this in its first few months when it's active but can't justify buying a switch when there's nothing else good and exclusive to play on it
Why did I have to get tricked into buying a Wii U, I can't let myself get tricked again

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This is literally Galaxy 1 with a few new levels

>all these butthurt Sony faggots

Don't worry, You guys can have VR.

>>383018961
Isn't destiny 2 recycling most of destiny's maps and campaign?

>>383019146
Indeed. Who needs VR when you have the most social console in years?

>>383018425
I'm sorry, does your TV mute itself whenever someone on your speaker phone starts talking?

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>>383012036

but you can be a squid kid hamster hybrid

>>383019224
Using TV speakers with a headset is fucking dogshit and you know it.

>naming her Marina after one of the last idols was already named Marie
NAMES TOO SIMILAR
I'M GETTING UPSET

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>>383017289
I can't tell if this kind of shit is sarcasm anymore.

>>383019001
>comparing splatoon to shit games

I guess nothing else is comparable.

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>>383019056
Excellent

POST BROWN GIRL NOW

>>383018593
:(

>>383018278
>constant clipping
>low poly models
>weird awkward animations

Hmmm.

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>>383019293
t. pcbro

>>383019309
Greentext is real, normal text was sarcasm.

>>383019316
>reading comprehension

>>383012036

same graphics checked
same engine checked
same voices checked
same town checked
same npcs checked
same modes checked
same competitive checked

>B-bu the weapons and maps are neww faggoooottt and new waifuss for fappingggg

70usd for the game and 70 for the best controller = 140-160usd for splatoon 1.2

>>383013820
>needing to compare a 20+ year old game to make splatoon look good
nintenbros, everyone

>>383019487
I bought a PS4, guess how many seconds that thing spent in my ear? Both the PS4 controller and that *thing* in the splatoon pic take regular 3.5mm compatible with every headset ever produced.

>>383019193
No? You are not even on the same planets, sans earth.

>>383012036
Yep. And nintendo fanboys will be the first to criticize destiny 2 and the like

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>the niggers of sony are already assblasted

>>383014474
Half-Life 2

>Still has shitty map rotations
>Salmon Run is a timed event unless played locally (WHY?)
>Still pushes drip feeding content updates as a "feature"

>"B-BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE BROWN WAIFU"

Guess I'll wait until Splatoon 3 to see if Nintendo ever wisens up and moves into the modern era.

>Get rid of map rotations. Replace with a voting system that blacklists previous two maps played on
>Make Salmon Run open all the time, none of this "part time job RP" bullshit
>Make sure the game actually has a lot of content at release, keep the game fresh only via Splatfests

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>>383019316

Daily reminder that the original "shit game" outsold Bloodborne

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This game already pissed off /v/ and it's not even out yet

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>>383020068
Switch owner here. Splatoon 2 looks like red raw milky anus. Same shit different day.

>>383020452
It's literally Splatoon 1, but with a few new weapons (most of them just being re-skinned rebalances of previous weapons), and new waifus.

That's it.

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>>383012036
The only reason that Splatoon 2 looks too much like the first one is because the first one innovated so much, but as a sequel it brings much more to the table compared to most other sequels, specially shooter sequels.
Most shooter sequels don't even bring new modes, its just more of the same with a new campaign.

I wish I had never bought a Wii U

Maybe then I wouldn't feel as ripped off by the concept of this game and the fact that they learned nothing

>>383012036
>Every shooter and fighting game in existence does this
>Its bad when nintnedo does for their ONLY shooter IP
you guys are retarded

Should I get digital or physical? Trying to decide if i should get the console bundle or not.

>>383020573
>It's literally Splatoon 1
It isn't

Do you retards know was a sequel is?

>>383014396
Ain't broke, don't fix it.

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>>383020713
How many people blasted Tekken 7 for being the same thing, again? Pretty sure that was its most common complaint.

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>>383020068
SO its the Gayass Sonyfanboys spamming /v/ with BBC porn?

Good to know, I know what threads to shit up later

>>383012036
You're literally a retard. Go watch the direct and kill yourself.

>>383020682
>Only new innovation to Splatoon 2 gameplay is a horde mode

Wow! It feels like I'm in 2008! Nintendo finally joining the modern era!

Except even games that had horde modes always had them available, while Splatoon 2 has it tied to events.

And if they hadn't added Salmon Run, then Splatoon 2 would literally be "more of the same shit with a new campaign."

>>383020572
You should make a career out of being wrong.

>You will never be a sonygro
>You will never get bored of games within a week

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13369339

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>>383012036
*A few new weapons + Best girl

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Who is best girl?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13369339
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13369339

>>383012036
It's an improved version of a game I never played and I'll have a chance to play it while the size of the playerbase is at it's peak. Not sure why you expect me to be upset about this?

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>>383021009
I'd be no good at that.

>>383021170
I dunno, you say you're gonna clobber Kirby all the time and yet he's got you in a perfect win/loss streak.

>>383012036
I guess OP doesn't comprehend what a sequel is.

Final Fantasy and Mario are outliers, most sequels refine instead of reinvent, as they should. New weapons, maps, balancing, and a new story are all you could really want in a shooter sequel if your first game was solid.

>>383020796
Tell me how it isn't, anon.

Just because it has a few new weapons does not mean it is a new game.

Just because it has one new mode does not mean it is a new game (not to mention that mode is limited).

Just because it has a new story doesn't mean it's a new game.

Saying any of these constitutes a new game is basically saying that every CoD game is a new game, when they're mostly just the same thing with a different skin.

That's what Splatoon 2 is. It's Splatoon 1 with a new skin. That's it.

>>383017289
Reminds me of that one BotW image that's padded to hell and back. Listing every little detail of the game does you no favors.

What people really want are new modes, more significant new mechanics, and substantial improvements. So far the only thing I've seen that measures up is Salmon Run. The rest looks like a Splatoon 1 update.

>>383021289
What the fuck do you expect out of sequels? Do you want it to be a totally different game?

>>383012036
So according to OP and /v/ all Dark Souls games are reskins?

>>383021004
>only new
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you forget (FOR EXAMPLE, NOT ONLY) the new weapons too? Most CoD games only add modifications to older weapons and the new weapons are nowhere near as original to the ones in Splatoon.
I really don't get what you people are complaining about.

>>383021340
>new modes, more significant new mechanics
That's a part of my list though?

>>383012036
Halo 2 is literally Halo 1 with a few new weapons. Halo 3 is literally Halo 2. Halo Reach is literally Halo 3.

>FOOD!
>Munch down on this stuff and you'll get more points and money from battles
>Squank you!
HRRRRNNGG

>>383019568
>>383019568
>same npcs
Only like 3 of them come back
>same modes
It has salmon mode is comepletely new

>70 usd and 70 for best controller

remarkably false

>>383021398
They are which is why people bitch nonstop about 2 and 3.

>>383021425
Not really, because the modes are still the same turf war, tower control, splat zones, and rainmaker. And they still have the damned timer.

>>383021383
Keep the core mechanics, but make everything new.

That's what a proper sequel should do. "Refining the game" should be something reserved to patches or content updates.

Splatoon is all about "staying fresh", but Splatoon 2 feels stale as fuck right now.

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>>383012036
Um, no sweetie.

>>383019568
A majority of that is wrong.
Also
>70usd for the game
You're confirmed retarded, got it.

I need some Pearl Art please Anons

Every /v/ complaint of modern AAA FPS can be applied to splatoon two yet /v/ will defend it.

/v/ is artificial as fuck.

>>383021398
Dark Souls 3 was basically a reskin of DS1 that tried to have Bloodborne style combat but failed.

Dark Souls 2 was new, but its problem is it played like ass and all the new stuff was terribly designed. I still have more respect for it than DS3 though.

>>383021785
I think you mean that in reverse. Unless you're genuinely mentally retarded.

>>383021623
Yeah well... ...Yeah you got me there. I'm still excited though.

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>>383021742
>wanting art of some ugly wigger

>>383021461

>things /v/ has historically said

>>383021717
>splatoon 2
>pro controller best input device
>not split joycon

you are literally retarded anon

>>383014474
Castlevania III
Dragon Quest II
Kirby's Adventure
Super Mario 64

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>>383012036
These are literally Ratchet and Clank 1 with a few new weapons

>>383021885
Bloodbourne is literally just a reskinned Dark Souls.

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>>383021785
/v/ just wants to shoot things with cute girls.

>>383021289
Answer >>383014112 first, since it was earlier in the thread.

>>383021592
>>383021885
3 only had similar characters though.

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>>383021072

>>383021893

I do not.

Faggots are defending this rehash. Claming shit like "new skins on the HAT-...I MEAN HAIR"

Shit is pathetic.

>>383021665
>new maps
>new modes
>new singleplayer
>new enemies
>new weapons
>new clothing with new abilities
>new characters
>new food system
>new mechanics in multiplayer
What else are you looking for?

>>383021923
Dont shit talk the cutie you nigger lover

>>383021072
They really nailed the animation of the tentacles in this one.

>>383022087

>one new mode
>a few new maps
>new singleplayer thats a rehash of the old
>a few new enimies
>a few new weapons
>new cosmetics
>buffs

So its an expansion?

>Splatoon 2
>its STILL a fucking shooter

wtf, it's a equal how about changing it up a little, make it a sports game or an RTS.

This is fucking pathetic nintendo.

>>383022075
So you're genuinely retarded then, got it.

>>383022075
Nice strawman. See
>>383022087

Guys for fucks sake,
>I-it's just the same game, guys. Why are they so successful?
is just the last ditch effort that they have to shitpost against it, one they'll employ when they have nothing else to bring against it. All of their usual arguments got Dicked'n'Crowed from last game so this is all they got.

You can point out a lot of big name series that do the same but they'll put on their ignorance hat and shitpost until they're blue in the face.

Move along

>>383021923

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAACE

>>383012036
>FUN MODES ARE LOCKED BEHIND A TWO HOUR ROTATION
FUN MODES ARE LOCKED BEHIND A TWO HOUR ROTATION

I AIN'T GETTIN FOOLED AGAIN

NO 60 BURGERS FOR YOU

>>383021289
This has to be the shittiest post I've seen in quite some time.

By your shitty reasoning a sequel should be a new IP that uses the same name as an old IP.

>>383022250

Ahh, so you are saying 99% of /v/s complaints about destiny 2 are garbage?

>>383022216
I agree.

After Breath of the Wild I was hoping Nintendo would show a little more originality and make Splat 2 more of an open world game like they did with Zelda.

>>383022214
You didn't answer my question and go ahead and name some sequels that meet whatever standards you're making up for yourself

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>>383022061
Thank you anon

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>>383022126
>there are people that like ugly fiveheads

Not shit talking, just stating facts.

>>383022443
>and name some sequels that meet whatever standards you're making up for yourself

Im not, im holding splatoon 2 to /v/s garbage standards.

>>383012036
I don't like this new hip hop and rap junk.

>>383022216

Even Microsoft can do it. Halo became an RTS so Splatoon 2 should be one honestly.

If you're going to keep the same gameplay in a sequel just make it an expansion instead....seriously.

>>383022214
>new singleplayer thats a rehash of the old

Grasping for straws, the post.

>>383015125
You're an idiot

>>383014201
There's an option in the Plaza where you can simply go ahead and draw shit and it's used the way it was previously as graffiti and chatter for the plaza.

>>383022061
Could someone perhaps make a Do It For Her of this?

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>Still has map rotations
>Salmon Run is limited

Guess I'll just wait for a sale on Amazon.

>>383022419
Destiny 1 was garbage so I don't care what people say about 2.

>>383021923
Now that's a forehead only a mother could love

>>383022624
Salmon Run with friends is unlimited. The limit is Ranked mode events.

>>383022662
Splatoon is uninspired garbage too, yet here we are.

>>383022468
Literally nothing wrong with her head.

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>>383022709
>Implying anyone on /v/ has friends IRL

>>383021908
So am I. I was just hoping for at least one new competitive mode. Looking forward to Salmon Run at least

>>383022743

What game did Splatoon rip off?

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>>383018415
>delicious brown and perfectly pure loli
C&M are already dead to me

>>383020713
desu if I had a console that literally only had 1 shooter game I'd expect more than run of the mill average early update bullshit from it.

>>383022743
Splatoon was actually fun to play, Destiny only lasted the demo before it was stale and boring

>>383022584
Oh, so you played it?

>>383022743
So again, you genuinely are retarded. Got. It. Take your autism elsewhere. If you hate Splatoon so much go talk about something you actually enjoy. That simple.

>>383021289
Totally agree my dude. I just watched Guardians of the Galaxy 2 on BluRay and I could not believe they used the same visual effects, actors and a similar soundtrack. It was basically a re-skin of the first film.

Not to mention I just finished reading the second Game of Thrones book and you would not believe how many characters return in those - and it's still the same fucking winter-setting. It's like they can't even come up with new seasons. Mights as well just read one and skip the rest.

>>383022624
>Salmon Run is limited
Wait, seriously? That's fucked. Fuck me. Goddammit.

>>383022709
>Salmon Run with friends is unlimited
I'm too damn old to have friends to play Splatoon with.

>>383023014
Lol, have you?

>>383021289
By this logic no sequel exists. So, I seriously hope you are just fishing for (You)s.

>>383023014
Same question can be applied to the person he quoted though..

>>383022448
So she's an Octarian right? When the fuck are we getting playable Octarians?

>>383012036
how do I get the new splatoon testsplat

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>>383022967

>>383022468
So much reach you should be sponsored by Colgate tooth paste

>>383022468
I generally like fiveheads, but I have to agree with you on this one.

>>383022624
Salmon Run is basically every other day, though.

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>Everybody in this thread falling for all the low tier bait

That being said, I really do hate that map rotations are still a thing.

Why wouldn't you just using a voting system that temporarily blacklists the map you previously played on? That way, it keeps people from voting for the same map over and over again, and it keeps things even fresher than sticking with the same maps for 2 hours at a time.

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>>383023307
I only need the one anon. I only need the one.

>>383023554
Marina is bae.

>>383023524
I really wish I could see at least one thread where unlike opinions between groups of people isn't just baiting.

I don't even like Splatoon, I think I played the first one for a bit of the single player and then like two multiplayer matches, but I have no idea how this sort of retardation could be anything but bait.

>New modes
>All new maps except for one returning
>New weapons
>New specials (? I guess that's what the killstreak-type things are called)
>Entirely new single player thing with a story (I have no idea how substantial the single player was since I only played it for a bit for the music)
>New cosmetic options for character creation and outfitting
>New soundtrack (The only reason I blink in Splatoon's direction)

Threads like these make think /v/ has reached an all-new low of retardation.

>>383023554
Never.

Nintendo is just giving us an Octoling waifu (maybe another if Octo Callie theories are true) just to toy with us. Just as they're having properly modeled feet but keeping Marie in socks to toy with all the footfags who like Marie.

>>383012036
>new callie and marie are a fivehead wigger and octoscum
Fuck rap and hip hop. Worst music next to country.

→brown loli has the same name as my sister

I'm not sure how I feel about you faggots fapping to her.

>>383016867
Switch 2: native audio chat.

Pearl is the best she carries the song
https://youtu.be/3pJajpjZa68

>>383022997
Wrong, Splatoon is objectively boring to play, a literal childs game.

>>383023056
>if i call a kids game garbage im retarded

(You)

>>383022926
>calling a game uninspired means the game is ripped off

kek.

>>383023524
It should be the 2 previous maps, because everyone in the first game would just continue to vote for Moray Towers and Kelp Dome over and over again. By blacklisting the 2 previous maps, it would actually force people to choose something that isn't one of those maps and keep things "fresh."

>>383017529
Exactly. It's okay when Nintendo does it. People should really stop criticizing them.

>>383023749
Being blatantly retarded isn't an unlike opinion that should be supported or defended.

>>383023897
>marina
>loli
>→
bruh

>>383023921
Except in this one, where not only Marina carries the song, but she has killer vocal work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6kmP9zNflE

Pretty much the same thing as Marie. When Marie carried a song, she had way more of a vocal range than Callie.

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>>383024024
Well fuck you too then.

>>383017529
It's not a big deal to YOU but it is annoying. I won't mind either, but not being able to admit that it's annoying is just sad.

>>383024035
Bruh

>never had a WiiU, so never played any WiiU games
>plan on getting a Switch

So /v/ should I get MK8 or Splatoon 2?

>>383024136
That's so black it hurts

>>383024279
Both.

If you have to choose only one, then Spla2n.

>>383024136
They cut that one off before Pearl even gets started

>>383023953
This literal childs game is the best shooter to come out in a while, don't blindly hate without trying it, watch the E3 2017 tourney for yourself.

>>383024169
>but it is annoying.
For you. Anyone with half a brain uses a different methods of voice chat than what a console provides.

>>383024136

Splatoon just got BLACKED

>>383024340
Yeah, it hurts me too.

Probably because I'm fapping too much.

plz send help

>>383024359
>This literal childs game is the best shooter to come out in a while

Hahahahhahahahahaha

>>383024505
Denial, the post

>>383024279
A bullet to the back of your head.

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So, who else thinks the last Splatfest is going to be Squid Sisters vs. Off The Hook?

What would you choose, /v/?

>>383023358

Needs a womb tattoo.

>>383023921
>>383024136

So....TMS2 confirmed or naw?

>>383024750
Squid Sisters.

>>383024750
Too early to say, we know next to nothing about off the hook, outside of their intro.

>>383024750
Squid Sisters.

>>383024750
This song alone is making that a difficult decision.>>383024136

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Everyone's expectations for Splatoon 2 before the announcement
>a bigger non-barebones campaign, possibly even co-op
>bigger team battles
>better management of perks and gear so you don't have to wear retarded shit for the perks you want
>more weapons
>multiple stages instead of rotating 2 every 4 hours to make up for only having a few at launch
>4 player splitscreen

What we got
>another barebones campaign
>horde mode that is only available at certain times
>new weapons
>new maps (but still using the retarded cycling system)
>no splitscreen at all
>still 4v4 only
>perks and gear remain unchanged from before

Its one step forward and two steps back.

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>>383024750
>Basically Marie vs. Marina (because Callie and Pearl are shit)

So, snarky pure white squid waifu, or black (what we can assume is shy so far) semen demon octoling.

UGGGH. TOO HARD TO CHOOSE.

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>>383025283
>Callie is shit
Fuck you

>>383025263
>another barebones campaign
>another
Except Splatoon 1's campaign was great. Fuck off.

>>383025263
>>perks and gear remain unchanged from before

Your eyes must've glazed over at that point. The dodge roll on landing is by itself a gamechanger.

>>383025263
Why do you need any more than 4v4?

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>>383013759
>Cosmetic stats no longer random
HOLD UP?!


So you CAN CHOOSE WHAT ABILITIES YOU WNAT ON YOUR OUTIFTS?!


NO MORE ROLLING?

>>383025349
She's a dumb ass who doesn't have nearly as much of a vocal range as Marie.

Not to mention Callie is actively seeking to go out with cute Inkling boys, which basically makes her a whore by /v/ standards.

As such, Marie is simply better.

>>383025567
Gear still has perks attached to it, you can't change those. Rolling is still there, but there's an option now where you can get rid of all the sub perks on your gear. When you do this, you get shards of an ability. Every 10 shards lets you put 1 ability of that kind on whatever gear you want.

>>383025525
Because it's 20fucking17. Games have had custom modifiers for ages and only recently companies have begun witholding those for no reason at all. Competitive tryhard can still be 4v4 but no reason there shouldnt be options for 6v6 with specific maps or modes for it

>>383012036
>Salmon Run
Aka: Monster Hunter Squid edition
Buying a Switch to play this

>>383025835
>Wanting Splatoon to be like Overwatch or ASSFAGGOTS

Please go die.

>>383025835
It's a console game.

>>383025835
The current year needs to stop being an argument. Ten years ago 20fucking17 should have had streamlined hover cars by now, so fuck off.

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>>383025950
>Overwatch invented 6v6
The state of nu/v/, ladies and gentlemen
>>383025986
And even two generations ago we had 8v8 capabilities on console.
>>383026003
This is the equivalent of cars having their AC removed today because you can just roll down your window instead.

>>383025835
It depends entirely on the focus of the game and nothing else, devs don't make a few different sized maps and everything magically balances itself.

>>383026003
We should be in space right with our self-tying shoes too.

>>383025504
It was like 4 hours long dude. Come on.

>>383026396
More like two. And then another hour max if you wanted to get all the eggs.

>>383026396
It was a great 4 hours though.

But yeah, I was hoping for a longer one this time around. Main appeal of Splatoon is the online though, always was.

>>383026212
>And even two generations ago we had 8v8 capabilities on console.
With modes and maps specifically designed for it. Splatoon is pretty rigidly designed for 4v4, and higher player counts would be superficial at best.

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>>383025716
HELL FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


FINALLLY NO MORE ENDLESS ROLLING AND ENDLESS GRINDING FOR CASH!

SHIT WAS DUMB IN SPLATOON 1 where even winning a game only got you max 5000 cash and a reroll cost 30000.

>>383026212
>This is the equivalent of cars having their AC removed today because you can just roll down your window instead.
Uh huh.
>>383026251
Yeah.

>The co-op mode, in which you battle waves of creepy foes and gather resources, will only be playable online during limited time windows, which are being branded as 'jobs'. You can play offline whenever you like if you can summon a friend or three that also own a Switch and Splatoon 2.
This is the gayest fucking thing ever, I swear to god. Why would they do this? What possible reason is there for them to do this?

>>383012036
You do realize it's 2017 & the game industry sucks as a whole?

>>383026621
It's still a grind, and it's still random, but you can manipulate it.

>>383026710
Read the thread, I don't want to say it a third time.

>>383013759
>Splatfests are back
Besides the promotional ones I don't understand why they didn't have a backup of like 100 of those to keep the game running way longer? Why do them 'live' and then just kill the Splatfest when they don't feel like coming up with any more? Nigga just do like 300 basic "thing vs thing" images and have the game do the splatfests on its own

>>383026710
So that playing higher difficulties with children doesn't cause you to break your switch in rage

>>383026885
That'd be the fastest way to kill the novelty.

>>383026829
The only solution I've read was to acquire three friends with switches and splatoon2. That's a bullshit solution.

>>383026710
It prevents farming Salmon Run for shit, and it also makes sure the mode doesn't die later on in the game's life.

If it was open all the time, it would be insanely popular at first, but then immediately fall off a cliff as people just stuck with Turf Wars or Ranked. Matches would be pretty much impossible to set up at that point.

You know, basically the same thing that happens to pretty much every horde mode in a shooter.

Making them events actually gives people more incentive to play it.

>>383027073
I almost legit just went on a "back in my day" tirade. You're making me old.

>>383027058
"the novelty" of only getting a couple months worth of splatfests and then having no reason to come back to the game 2 years later. the splatfests keep people coming back to the servers, just have them be a part of the game itself instead of this "as long as we feel like doing them" crap

>>383027298
If the Splatfests are your only reason to buy Splat2n, I don't know what to tell you.

>>383027286
I remember those days. Nowadays, people like me just get strange looks when people find out you still play games like this.

Why fix what isn't broken? All it needs is new maps, weapons, gear, perks, and modes. The core gameplay doesn't need to change.

I'm still on the fence about my phone being my hub to online/multiplayer content, but I love the shit about keeping up with games you've played and all the players gear.

>>383027404

Not him, but they are a bonus that keeps things fresh and probably helps keep the online community a little more populated. Nobody loves splatfests that much

>>383027404
you're missing the fucking point, longevity of the game's online

you make 100 premade splatfest themes, then even if you do a splatfest every week that's 2 years of incentives for people to log in. new players won't feel like they 'missed the boat' on active servers if the splatfests can continue without nintendo directly injecting them

>>383020573

Give me an example where a game is nothing like the original before it and it was better in every aspect?

>>383027265
You can't assume that. It's not like there's a whole lot to do in Splatoon and an nearly endless horde mode is going to be fun even if you've exhausted the rewards (which you won't since it'll at least keep giving you subperk shards and gold).

People play zombies in CoD just as often as they do the regular multiplayer and that mode gives jack all and is pure autism at higher levels.

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>>383027532
>Old enough
>Buys games to fit in
>Afraid people will think he's "so weird!!! xD" for playing games

>>383027603
The best part about the mobile app shit is that you can just basically ignore it and just use something like Discord if you want to voice chat. Keep in mind that voice chat in Splatoon 2 is limited to friends only, so if you have a Discord with all your friends in it, why even bother with the app?

Other than that, it's just meaningless stats and info that you can also probably get online.

>>383019610
subhuman spotted

>>383027971
>completely missing the point of my post
The point is I'm shit out of luck if I want to play this in offline mode.

>>383025283
this desu

I can't pick ;___; I want them both

>>383027976
>Other than that, it's just meaningless stats and info that you can also probably get online.
Right, but having the reference there is still nice. And just as you said, anyone who wanted voice chat before used TS/Discorda/Skype anyway, which also have their own mobile apps.

>>383021004

>2008

You mean when games were good and not shilling you out for all your cash?
When People had fun playing video games and not the long sledge of remakes and reboots?

What have other shooters added that is new since 2008? Nothing

I am still waiting for Sony to make a game where you shoot people and try to make the arena as gory as possible with the side that caused the most gore to win. And then Sonyfags to praise it for originality

>>383027532
That's why I only whip mine out among friends.
>>383027764
Yeah, but if Splatfests just went on (initially seemingly) forever they wouldn't be special anymore. The whole point of the Splatfest's novelty is that it's a precious moment where excitement spikes at the opportunity. To make it just go on forever would change "aw nuts I missed the Splatfest!" to "oh, I missed it this month. Eh, I can wait twenty days I guess."

>>383025567
The guy that replaces Spike can remove abilities and give you chunks, get 10 chunks and place the ability on the gear you want. They showed off today doing Salmon Runs gives you chunks as well.

>>383016914
what a roller coaster this series was.

>AC1
flawed but very original concept, high-budget execution
>AC2
literally everything is better, plot is good, game is fun, gives you lots of options but doesn't completely weigh you down with sixteen billion weapons, plus leonardo brovinci
>AC3
whoa stop go back what the FUCK are you doing
>AC4
ok this is good but what the fuck was up with that last one
>Rogue
okay maybe that was just a stumbling block and the series will be alri--
>AC unity, syndicate, etc
FULL RETARD

>>383022392

you can literally pick your game modes when playing with friends in league. what's the matter? Can't make friends?

>>383028071
Why not find friends who don't act like douches?

>>383023358
>Just a bit of altering would give her heart eyes
W-w-what is Nintendo doing?!

>>383028615
League is just the squad replacement. Did you mean private battles?

>>383028741
It's not a matter of people being douches, they've just moved on, have families and responsibilities now. They don't play games, they take naps.
And I'm socially incompetent.

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>the new spyke replacement looks like shit
Why?

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What do you think all the new gear abilities do?

I'm personally very happy that Ink Resistance is back

>>383012036

>Nintendo fans only argument against this is saying Call of Duty does it too

Makes you think

>>383028950
All of them look like chinese knockoffs. It's kind of weird.

>>383028950

You saw Spike jamming in the music video.

nintendo won

>>383028950
He's still there. They just replace his role with someone else. Seem they did it to almost everyone but Sheldon.

>>383029058
Yeah, I was happy that he was still in the game(like crusty sean selling hotdogs or whatever the fuck) but he's not going to be the guy I go to get back alley clothes modifications anymore. Meaning this little fuck is going to be someone I see constantly.

>>383029030
All fanbases are retarded as fuck. No different than Sony fans defending ports on the PS4 while shitting themselves each time the Switch gets one.

>>383029109
Wrong.

Sony won.

>>383029024
Going from left to right with ones we haven't seen
>double sub ability affect, takes up a main slot
>last-ditch effort with something new
>haunt
>stealth jump, but different?
>opening gambit

>>383028615
Online friends? I've got a group of 5 or so, that gets us 3v3s but it's not the same as going up against another group. Also, I think you mean private lobbies. If you're in a group of friends going up against randoms, you're still on Splatoon time, meaning the same two maps and the same game mode for two hours. Which is still better than four hours, but a pretty abysmal wait time nonetheless.

This is made even more pointless now that we can switch weapons in between games, the quality of changes to fix this horrible map and game mode rotation are so simple to implement. Additionally, the fun modes shouldn't even be locked exclusively behind ranked.

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>>383028950
>Annie replacement is cute as fuck
Feels good.

>>383028941
nah, they can move on and still enjoy games as much, they're just looking down on you at that point

>>383029661
Adorable.

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>>383029339
>(like crusty sean selling hotdogs or whatever the fuck)
>That burbly "thank you!" when she finished eating

>>383013759
>Minigames
Where?

>>383012036
You think pedos give a fuck?

>>383029679
You'll understand once you're out of college and get a full-time job.

>>383029661

where is Annie?

>>383028204
that still means that as soon as nintendo stops the game dies because there is no reason for people to hang around anymore beyond raising rank

>>383029661
Nah.

>>383029901
The only way I'll understand your point is by losing a few brain cells, drop the "adult" shit and enjoy whatever you want faggot

>>383030175
>>383028071

>>383029960

but by then we'll probably get a Splatoon 3. Also local multiplayer will keep the game on life support forever unlike the original.

>>383012036
>>
>New weapons
>New clothes
>Hair and trousers
>New hub
>New game modes
>New maps
>Updated old maps
>New features
>New story campaign
>Weapon balancing
>New npcs
>Better graphics

Have...Have you never played a sequel OP?

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Move over Callie and Marie! there's not enough room for two idol groups in Splatoon!

>>383030276
Your "friends", which I'm starting to doubt you have at all online or offline, are as stupid as you, and you need to find some new ones

>>383021998
Incorrect
They're literally Ratchet & Clank 2 with a few new weapons