25 MINUTES LONG
what are your hopes and dreams, /v/?
will they finally mention something new about the subscription service?
will they announce Bayo1/2 and W101 ports?
Kirby fighter reveal??
Why would the Splatoon 2 direct announce totally unrelated games? That wouldn't happen unless they had some cross promotion with Splatoon.
>>383002868
It's a direct for Splatoon 2 and only Splatoon 2.
>>383002917
>>383002948
Wasn't there an Arms direct where they also announced something else?
Playable Callie
8 new Callie amiibo
Callie pinup poster with every preorder
Get to meet Callie and shake her hand for 15 seconds
Get to OOO with Callie at a hotel if you can afford it
Callie falls in love with you
Get married to Callie and live together forever
>>383002997
They announced some Splatoon 2 stuff, coincidentally.
So maybe XB2/Rabbids stuff?
I'm expecting something just like the stream for the first game if it's gonna be 25 minutes.
I honestly want a brand new weapon. They've only shown dualies.
>>383003120
That direct was said to be ARMS and Splatoon 2 focused, this is the first solo Splatoon 2 focused direct we've had.
>>383002997
There was an Arms direct that was announced as also containing a Splatoon 2 trailer, it wasn't a surprise. Arms and Splatoon are similar series, and they probably included the Splatoon trailer to give Arms an extra push. Splatoon 2 doesn't need a push, and even if it did they would announce it beforehand so those people watch.
>>383003235
I'm only expecting a couple of variants for the Dualies. Old main weapons having new kits is enough for them to feel new.
>>383002997
They said that was a nintendo direct focussing on ARMS and Splatoon 2, this is specifically a splatoon 2 direct so don't expect anything else
>Direct is about X
>Expecting them to talk about Y
This is like hoping for F-Zero news during a Pokemon direct.
>>383002868
>what are your hopes and dreams, /v/?
More cute inkling outfits and hairstyles.
How long will the direct be?
SMASH WHERE IS SMASH
WHERE IS THE SMASH DIRECT WHEN IS SMASH COMING BACK REGGIE, YOU SAID IT WOULD COME BACK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR. WHERE THE FUCK IS SMASH, SAKURAI? NINTENDO PROMISES MORE WII U PORTS.
it will just be e3 stuff again
>>383003609
A smash 4 port means an even longer wait for Smash 5.
No thank you.
>>383003560
RIP
Inkling themed courses for Mario Kart DX?
>>383004224
I'd be real upset if they weren't free. Selling a full-price rerelease is scummy as is
>Splatoon presentation ends
>But wait, there is one more thing we'd like to show you from the Research Lab!
>ZOOM
>*jazz* Wahoo!
>Callie and Marie for MK8D
>2 new Splatoon Stages>sudden Third Party Guest Stars announced for MK8D as well
>>383002868
>Splatoon 2 Direct
>Non Splatoon news
Nigga what
I'm curious to see how they can fill 25 minutes without just repeating everything we know already. I don't think they have something like an entire game mode still up their sleeve, so what else is there? I guess they can show the gear shops? I'm hoping for another new weapon type tho.
Hoping for squids, nips will probably give us kids instead.
>>383004671
Is there any source on the length?
>>383002868
They said it was going to be a refresher, they are literally just going to go over everything new from 1. Don't expect them to announce anything.
>>383002868
>what are your hopes and dreams
I kinda hope we get a glimpse at Callie's character model.
>>383004910
Source?
>>383002868
Testfire, I just got my switch
>>383004963
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/882600508896284672
>>383005048
Congratulations, anon. I hope you enjoy it
I wouldn't be surprised to see another round of Testfires. I also expect something new announced today. When was the last time a Direct had nothing new at all?
Traitor HYPE !!
>>383005263
Damn, that sucks.
>>383005263
ReFRESHer
>>383005851
>>383005851Nice!
>>383005263
this
I was in uni when the testfile happened, with the shitty internet over there I couldn't even download the demo, let alone play.
>tfw waiting patiently for the evil Callie model to be revealed so that i can start drawing femdom Callie
>>383002868
Callie reveal as the final boss.
>>383002868
>managed to sneak in a Switch order off of Amazon (UK) before they sold out again
>ordered it to a locker since I'm away until Monday
>Amazon said expected delivery Friday, so it'd be no problem
>it's coming today
>Amazon Locker only keeps things for 3 days
Fug
ONE HOUR
N
E
H
O
U
R
INK INK BABY
>it's "/v/ goes incredibly overblown with it's expectations of a Nintendo Direct" thread
It's going to have Splatoon 2 and that's it.
Will Splatoon 2 have a Super Scope?
>>383002868
>25 MINUTES LONG
Same length as entire E3 showcase.
Let's see how well they sell Spla2n to me.
>>383006516
if you ordered it with prime why not use Nominated Day Delivery and get it on Tuesday at your home?
>>383007338
I don't have Prime
>>383007320
It would be a charger
and you know how much casuals hate chargers
If you expect anything other than Splatoon you're a moron
>>383002917
>>383002948
Fugoff i want to believe
Platinum just announce your ports already reeeeeeeeee
>>383007470
It worked fine as a rapid fire weapon in Smash.
how many bongs lads
Who here /hate gyro controls/?
Also, what could they realistically announce today that we haven't seen yet? Is it just going to be a reminder to buy Splatoon? Surely the game won't have even more new modes and such.
>>383007906
Forty minutes
>>383007906
Two score.
>tfw I have to go out right after (or even a little before) the direct ends
FUCK ME NOW I WON'T HAVE TIME TO DISCUSS IT
>>383008000
>not being here to make NINTENDO WON threads
kek
Iam not going to make it. Sand man is at my door.
Have been awoke since 2
Reminder that male Agent 3 is best Agent 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffK1_X160DA
>>383003609
Probably won't get Smash news until after Pokken
>>383003609
>YOU SAID IT WOULD COME BACK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR
Source?
>>383007906
Half a cunt
I couldn't sleep. I got some cereal.
Where's the NA stream? I'm only finding streams for Europa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogwm6tL1wLQ
>>383009684
Why is this one so early?
Their E3 Spotlight was like 10am
HABBENIG
>>383010027
Nintendo directs are always early
>>383010000
Nice, man. Also, this is all I got.
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=ffK1_X160DA
>>383010000
Nice quads
>>383010027
Nintendo's encouraging good behavior by getting kids to wake up early to catch the news.
>>383003047
I'd be down for the first one, at least.
When does it start?
>Welcome to the Splatoon 2 Direct!
>We'd like to begin by apologizing, for Splatoon 2 has been delayed by a few weeks. Please understand.
>>383010215
8 minutes my fresh dudette!
ITS HABBENONG
>>383003047
What a perfect life that would be
>amazon doesn't have Splatoon 2 anymore for pre-order
Kill me. I want my discount.
>>383010327
Why does she sit like that?
>>383010413
>The direct is announcing that Splatoon 2 is cancelled
>>383010324
Thanks
>>383010128
Etika is my favorite nigger
where is it streamed? on the youtubes?
Chat never ceases to be funny. You can't read shit.
>>383010497
He's too fake for me.
>>383010472
Good. Splatoon 2 was shit anyway. I'm waiting for Splathreen with adjustable hip size.
WHY DOES NINTY ALWAYS WIN!
>>383010548
Why do people even bother I just hide it
>another 3 months til a direct with actual news
>>383010536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffK1_X160DA
>>383010637
Why are you even in this thread you effin' loser? Stupid /v/!
>>383010536
Stream:
youtube
(dot)
com / watch?v=ffK1_X160DA
>>383010637
but this is actual news
>>383010637
>he thinks we're getting full directs anymore
SPLATOON !
>twitch prime exclusive gear
HERE IT COMES!!!
IT'S TIME
Holy shit I love being a squid lads
it begins
ITS STARTING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S FUCKING STARTING
HOLY SHIT BAYONETTA 1+2 PORT AND BAYO 3 IN DEVELOPMENT
taste for ____
It's time
HERE WE GO
WHO HERE IS A SQUID NOW?
>>383010828
WHAT
WHERE
They all look so FRESH~
>1080p stream
>twitch hiccups
FUCK OFF
Swquid butt
e3 recap
We /fa/ nao
>splatoon is secretly a pro-nationalism game
>Only four hairstyles
IT'S OVER
SLUT WALK CONFIRMED
What do adult squids look like
>HAPPENING place
>>383010908
>twitch
guys did the yoga pants seriously have a camel toe
did i see that right
>Those dress shoes soles
Damn I'm gonna be using those.
OH MY GOD WE'RE FINALLY GETTING A TOUR OF THE SQUARE.
HOLY CRAP SEASLUG
i claim stoned jellyfish as my waifu
CLAIMED
>squid plaza looks the fucking same
>calling it galleria
>not calleria
dumb
>>383010948
youtube is like 10 seconds behind
they always are
PORN WHEN
Flow is fuckable
I hope Crusty Sean returns.
TIGHT SQUID ASS
>Aunt Flow
Jesus Nintendo
Squid Butt
new waifu
>flow
dont you dare, /v/
FLOW! From Progressive Insurance?
Does Flow also sell weed?
Captcha: Calle Road
1080P LOLI ASS
>>383010958
Holy shit I thought I imagined that
>Crazy Aunt Flow
>Zoom-in on Inkling's ass
What the fuck
>by reading ancient inkling literature
in b4 story relevant
>Shella fresh
>shella fresh
CLAIMED
>>383011007
She looks slightly drunk and lewd.
I want to play as a crab
CUTE
BAZONGA
AHHHHH! WHY DID THEY GIVE THE MODEL A BUTT
SHELDON!!!!!!! OH HOW I MISSED YOU!
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
>>383011037
>>383011035
>>383011021
>>383011026
>>383011020
>15 seconds late
kek youtube cucks
Also big bang theory tie-in confirmed
>>383010958
I saw it too
>you can fast forward sheldon
what the fuck
>>383010958
They wouldn't..
this training area looks way better than the previous one
>>383011146
Yeah that's super lame. A feature for bullies.
Did he fucking call a Splatling a charger?
>>383011146
GOTY CONFIRMED
>Saving charge while swimming
Neat!
WEAPONS
Oh wowwwwww these look cool.
I want to shoot Marie with my goo tuber
Game of the Generation
That Clash Blaster and new Roller are cool as fuck, nice.
KATCHOW!
Bayonetta inkling style
>chargers can hold charges for hit and runs now
Ranked is gonna be hell
AUTOBOT IS A CUTE
Double wealding weapons are the only notable addition so far
ZYKLON B CONFIRMED
This is going to be so fun I can't wait
Pretty excited lads
Autobomb a cute!
I want to fuck the autobomb :OOOOO
At least they changed the name back
>Toxic Mist
Oh baby yes
Oh boy they're gonna talk about the new rain cloud special
But! what about sub-reddits?
FUCKING BAN THE DAPPLE DUELIES
ANYONE WHO USES THEM SHOULD BE TRAPPED IN C- RANK
>trhu walls
OP
we lucio now
>INK ARMOR
OH MY GOOOOOOOOO
>BALLER
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ink armor
>I AM GROWING STRONGER
BALLIN
>Baller
HAHAHA
I WANT THIS
Baller looks ballin'
>>383011359
Avert your eyes
That's pretty baller, hehe
>gerbil Inklings
CUTE
>wallhack special
BAN THAT SHIT
HOLY SHIT, THAT BALLER!!!
WHO ELSE /BALLER/ HERE?!
Lol
>Ink Storm
Fucking holy shit
TWO (2) CATS
buffs!
>BALLER
yeah!!!! LET'S DEFILE ART AGAIN!
nice RIP-tire Nintendo
>N' Zap is back
thank god
>>383011585
FIRE IN THE HOLE
MORAY TOWERS IS THE ONLY RETURNING MAP THEY SAID
Sponges are in maps now! Hype
I can't wait, I want this game NOW
Can't wait to hate myself in comp
>bomb launcher
>launches a variety of bombs
Kinda makes meblush
>There are three modes that rotate every two hours
FUCK YOU NINTENDO JUST LET ME CHOOSE
>>383011527
BAWLIN
>2 hour rotations
Thank fuck
They should have used the 3 maps of the old Splatoon.
WE /TF2/ NOW!
>TOXIC mist
uugh
>>383011615
I'm glad it's back. It's gonna be great playing it with new elements.
>different rank for each mode
neato
>no new game modes
fuck off
>>383011650
so you can get bored of the game faster??
So, literally no new news?
THAT NEW SONG IS SO CHILL!
>SEPARATE RANKS
FUCK THAT'S GOOD.
>>383011710
Salmon Run
>>383011615
I need Kelp Dome
>>383011710
>being this uneducated
>separate ranks
>3 times the farming
Gear update is not RNG now??
YES!!!!
>>383011758
one of the biggest problems of the main game was the lack of game modes
>>383011727
Fuck you. It's such a basic feature. If I feel like playing a certain mode, I should be able to choose it.
>thermal
>INK
>legal wall hack
>>383011806
its ranked you are not entitled to your special forte little kid
Oh baby
>THERMAL
>DROP ROLLER
GOTY
Salmon Run looking great.
Oh boy more Salmon run info
>>383011878
fucking rip campers
>>383011841
>Thermal Ink
>Wallhack Special
I'm gonna be THAT guy.
>These enemy designs
10/10. The artstyle is top notch.
Jesus Christ that steel eel is spoopy as fuck
Salmon Run looks more intense than a Rainmaker S+ match
FOG OF WAR
This looks intense
>block your path
The strongest memes for the stronget squids.
Dat music.
SPLAT NET TWO
>mobileshit
Am I missing out on something, why are you so hyped, I didn't play Splatoon but I'm definitely getting this one.
YO I WANT THAT INLKING PHONE CASE
>tfw you play salmon run with other /v/inklings and they bully you because you're not good
>Salmon Run is only available at certain times
Dammit
Cool is Halo 3 Bungie.net
SPLATNET!! LMAO
>splatnet2
Oh baby, oh baby. Tell me more, baby.
>Splatnet 2
But can I shitpost on it?
>phone app for stats and shit
I actually like this. I really liked Battlelog in Battlefield.
Is this the miiverse replacement
>The Giza Pyramids
WE WUZ SQUIDS AND SHIET
>>383011963
They remind me of Rare DKC, I like em
>winrates
Nooooooo
People will now know how much of a jobber I am
>have to use a phone for matches with friends
>>383012106
>playing nu-battlefield
Fuck off
>>383011963
They're better than both inklings and Octarians
>dont have a smartphone
I must ink it.
>>383012138
You can still invite your Switch friends without it, m8.
>This chill-ass music
>basic stuff hidden behind amiibos
lol
Save your gear. Finally.
ART IS BACK!!!!!
>>383012190
But you got a switch?
The fuck
>>383012210
prove it
DRAWINGS ARE BACK
>amiibo
Go away.
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CAN DRAW AGAIN~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>sjw outfits
>drawing is back
Yay!
oh shit drawing is back
>thank you!
c-cute
Based drawings
OH SHIT MORE LEWD SQUIDS DRAWINGS
OH FUCK THEY'RE BRINGING BACK MIIVERSE
We Taiko now!
MIIVERSE IS BACK!
Oh my fuck that thank you was cute
>>383002868
Did they say anything about switching weapons WITHOUT leaving a lobby ?
>DDR Minigames!
>food system
what is this, fucking Monster Hunter?
>switch has guitar hero
rip all the other consoles
DDR!
>that Thank you
fuck
YES
HOLY SHIT WE DDR NOW!
>private matches where you select the mode
GOTY I need it now
PLEASE CONFIRM IF THE 1ST GIRL AMIIBO STILL GIVES THE SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT
Umbrella!
GAME OF THE DECADE LADS
>rhythm minigame
Absolutely based
WAIT WHAT
INK SHOTGUNS
YESSSS
SHOTGUN SHIELD UMBRELLA!!!
UMBRELLA SHOTGUNS?
SHIELD WEAPON
I'm inking in the rain
>can now fuck with chargers with the Splatbrella
Thank fuck
>Splat Brella
we Reinhardt now
>umbrella weapon
I think I found my new main, boys!
Bubble Blower OP
Needs a nerf
GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!
2 YEARS OF SPLATFESTS!!!!!
Who /brella/ here?
>2 YEARS OF SPLATFESTS
>1 YEAR OF FREE SHIT
Bubble blower looks insane
>umbrella and bubbles weapons
Holy shit those are amazing
Is it me or did they increase the anti-aliasing a bit too? Looks much better.
>two years of splatfests
w... WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? Only two years?
THIS SONG
Cake>Ice Cream
SPLATFEST IS BACK
New idols HA HA HA
NEW IDOLS
E
W
I
D
O
L
S
MARINA PORN WHEN?
new idols?
POST THE IMAGES OF THE BROWN
DO IT NOW ANON
DELICIOUS BROWNNNNNNNN
WAIFU WARS
BASED SQUID LOLIS
MARIE AND CALLIE ARE SO 2016
WHO HERE /MARINA AND PEARL/?
BLACKED
WOAH WHO IS THAT
THIS MUSIC IS SUPER FUNKY
MARINA CLAIMED
WAIFU DETECTED
MARINA. CLAIMED. NONE OF YOU CAN HAVE HER
MARIE AND CALLIE ARE DEAD
PEARL AND MARINA NEW HOTNESS
BLACKED
Okay this music sounds like something outta persona.
This video exists so I can draw porn of that delicious brown octopus
NEW IDOLS A SHIT
CALLIE STILL THE BEST
NINTENDO
PLEASE
OCTORIAN PROPAGANDA
I'M LOYAL YO! FUCK OFF OOK! THAT'S AN OCTOLING!!! I'M FUCKING LOYAL YO!!! I DON'T CARE HOW HOT TAN OCTOLING IS!
tfw nintendo actually delivered and even /v/ is happy
ALL ABOARD THE WAIFU THREAD, HOLY SHIT! THERE ARE NO BRAKES!
>Marina and Pearl
damn..
Toothless, perfect for a BJ
OLD
L
D
AND
N
D
BUSTED
U
S
T
E
D
I cant wait for their figures Amiibo
I WANT MARINA PORN RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT.
Damn, if this was a Western Game this would be so cringe, but based Japan just makes it work.
What the fuck is this bullshit?
>nigger squid
I wonder who could be behind this?
Oh hey there's spi- the white one sure has a big forehead.
MUH
>>383012601
SQUI'D
>>383012145
Not him, but I remember doing this for Battlefield 2142 back in the day aswell
>>383012530
Original got one year. This is double the amount of Splatfests.
Is Marina an Octoling with that hair?More delicious brown is always good
>>383012625
>he watches the chink streams
>Octoling idol
>nigger
>rapping
>no final test fire
HENTAI WHEN
that was so stupid
>Marie's dancing
Cute!
>>383012659
>squid
REPLACED
Marina > Pearl
>>383012659
She's an Octoling.
why does the pants on the marina's right go down so much
What are idols
I just realized Marina is an Octarian
oh my god
I hate black people
THROW CALLIE AND MARIE IN THE TRASH
where's the marina porn at?
>>383012710
>>383012721
Ah shit nevermind
>marina
>That Rack
behave dick
BEHAVE!!!
I NEED ART OF MARINA
AAAAHHHHHHI find it hilarious that even in Splatoon world you still have the "Pop song w/ out of place rap feature"
I want to color Marina-chan white with my ink
THE FUCK
GIVE ME BACK MARIE AND CALLIE
Pearl is the ugliest fucking design in this series jesus christ why did they put the bucktooth fang right in the center that goddamn hard.
>chocolate and vanilla
new ink colors?
Waiting for fan art
>>383012716
nigger is best girl
Pearl is incredibly uncute
Cake is better
Ice cream is for fags
Splatfest before the game is even out lol
SPLATFEST TESTFIRE HOLY SHIT!!!
>>383012682
Marina is the cool one while Pearl is just a spoiled brat.
I liked Calle and Marie more since it was harder to choose
NINTENDO WON
>>383012728
>>383012728
calomarie all dried fried and rotten
>Splatfest demo
noice
CAKE
>>383012760
Give it about 30-40 minutes
That was the timeframe from Splatoon 1 being revealed to Inkling porn
TESTFIRE SPLATFEST
>Cakefags
>>383012721
I just noticed
ANOTHER FREE DEMO
>nigger
>also octarian
what did they mean by this?
BLACK'd
BACK OFF FAGGOTS, MARINA IS MINE.
MINE I SAY
>>383012857
>That was the timeframe from Splatoon 1 being revealed to Inkling porn
16 minutes
so do we need to download another testfire demo
>Callie and Marie won't be hosting da news anymore
>filthy octarians are instead
I'm scared of change u guys...
pearl looks like a garbage loli
DON'T GET COOKED
STAY OFF THE HOOK
Team Cake
Marina already confirmed best new squid sister.
>cake
Just like Callie and Marie
>not choosing ice cream
>being cakefag
Say it with me
WE
Why did they make the white one so ugly.
No I'm not memeing. I'm serious they gave her a fat face, a big forehead, and a mole.
For the original both at least looked good.
>>383012681
Nintendo are kings of delicious brown waifus now.
IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 1 MINUTE AND THERE IS NO PORN OF MARINA
YOU ARE GETTING SLOPPY, ARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTS
>>383012880
>Ice Cream'd faggots
>>383012973
only people with bad teeth who can't eat ice cream will choose cake
>delicious brown Marina
We all know ice-cream is better than cake, right?
>>383012984
PORN
NOW
>>383012984
IS THAT
you’re going down
>>383012984
WUZ
>>383012953
she's not a squid though...
>>383012953
>squid
You like an octarian you faggot.
>>383012984
WUZ
Christ, so many good chocolate waifus out off Nintendo lately.
>>383012689
>no final test fire
???
>Marie was best
>Marina is current best
Green side best side. Ice Cream > Cake too.
>>383013042
OCTOLINGS AND SHIT
>>383012984
Look at that JRPG sized zipper.
>>383012659
>>383012689
ONE thread without /pol/shit
Just one fucking thread goddamn
>>383012984
PORN YESTERDAY
HNNNNGGG!
>>383012716
>those inkbags on Marina
>>383012727
Octarian Lives Matter
Lol jk, I'm already in love with her!
SOMEONE DRAW PORN RIGHT NOW
>>383002868
only faggots think ice cream is better than cake
>>383012984
HAS
>>383012716
>side boobs
>octoling
>black
>mole
MY DICK
>>383013137
>>383013145
N SHIIIIIIIEEET
Ice Cream Cake is a thing
Fucking idiot squids and octopi
>>383013162
Don't worry, Japan will be on it and we'll see something in the next half hour
>>383012991
I think she's cute, but I can see how she's an acquired taste.
She has that bratty look to her, like D.Va in Overwatch. And by the dialogue she seems a bit valley girl-ish.
So if she's a spoiled bitch valley girl type then fuck yes please.
>no octoboys
why? I want some delicious inkling boy x octoboy
Can we all agree that Pearl and Marie are absolute garbage and that Callie and Marina are made for breeding?
So any interesting news about how the voice chat is working, or the lobbies ? Can you play with your friends now without getting into separate teams half the time ?
I DON'T WANT A NIGGER OCTO AND THAT OTHER CUNT DELIVERING THE NEWS. I WANT THE SQUID SISTERS BACK.
Pearl looks kinda weird but Marina is pretty sick. I'm waiting for the mid-game heel turn.
So r34 developers can produce quality material within minutes or hours of a new character being introduced to the public?
>>383013256
I'm with you. But I was also a bigger fan of Callie so yeah.
>only octopus character is the only black character
really activates the almonds
>>383013297
True
MARINA IS BEST GIRL
>pearl
white ink confirmed
Marina has a permanent "when she sees your dick" face.
>>383013149
Why she gotta hide that chocolate tummy with that zipper? T_T
>>383013370
>no more stay fresh
>>383013256
>Piranha Octoling and her Valley Girl Co-Host
>After Urbosa and Twintelle earlier this year
>Pauline in Odyssey too
They need to slow down man.First Elvira in CoD and now her is really satisfying my Valley Girl fetish
>>383013297
Oh absolutely
>ganguro = black
le based trumpcbro face
>>383013370
and people are upset about it
>>383013370
they're both octopi.
>>383011615
>the two worst maps are the only ones to return
What did they mean by this?
>>383013347
>belly piercing
>2 year from now
>Last Splafest
>Calie x Marie vs Pearl x MArina
GO GO GO GO
>>383013347
I want to ice cream Marina
>>383012984
Want to fuck octopucci !
Maria seems like a really shy girl.
>>383013297
Yes but Marina blows every single one out of the water. Game isn't even out yet and she is on the better side in a splatfest
Wait, so all the inklings got over their Octoling racism? or do they not know Octolings exist.
I was under the impression that Octolings and Inklings still hated each other, that or they didn't know that one another existed anymore.
>>383013318
Sorry old man, make way for the new generation!
>>383012628
>tan
She's black, pham.
>>383013293
It's time to jump ship, the only new boy is the one-eyed urchin and he's not very cute.
>>383013561
Yo, Marina is really hot, but people are seriously missing on that delicious lolidom right there.
>>383013584
I meant Marina of course.
>>383013561
>Really like cake and ice cream equally
>But lovin me that Marina
Welp, guess I'll go Ice Cream
>>383013549
>not using charging weapons
have fun in C- :3
>>383012601
I DON'T WANT HER
>Pearl's permanent bitch face
>>383013687
>fivehead
>actual toddler-like proportions
New splatfest
I DIDN"T SHOP THIS
GO BACK AND CHECK
>they made the black one hot and the white one ugly so people would naturally gravitate to the black one
WE
>>383013687
No fuck off you creepy pedophile. I think I can safely speak for 99% of /v/ (not counting visiting /a/utists) when I say that loli is fucking disgusting.
>>383013687
Pearl is good too, but Marina is the gut instant choice for me.Amiibo when?
>>383013723
>Umbrella weapon tells that shit to sit down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk
>>383013550
Navel piercings are the hottest thing on Earth you pleb.
>>383013861
>>383013347
PINK HEART-ESQUE PUPILS
DICK STATUS: MUH
>>383013861
NANI?????
WHAT DOES THIS M-MEAN
>>383013861
>>383013687
I don't think Pearl will top Marie in the dom department. But maybe that's just my preference for passive doms who know how to mess with you than the more straight forward controlling dom.
Damn never thought they'd make Marie irrelevant that quick. With brown, never frown
I BET MARINA IS GONNA TURN OUT TO BE EVIL IN THE SINGLE PLAY CAMPAIGN SCREENCAP THIS
>>383013801
>>383013898
>not recognizing such a classic and delicious archetype.right away
Really?
>>383013370
>>383013861
holy hell
>>383013861
BASED NINTY
>mfw the only thing not covered was what happened to Callie. Concern intensifies.
>>383014091
it's obvious archetype but I kinda dislike how design turned out
could be better
>>383013370
I think it's clever actually, it might mirror pushes for 'progressivism' within the community in the game itself.
Token Octo, y'know?
>>383014172
Are you forgetting literally every octoling in Splatoon 1?
>>383013898
lolidom is the best you faggot, but Marina is the better of the two idols
>>383013660
there's always sheldon
>>383014207
It is spoilers for the single-player. Based on the promotional material for Splatoon 2's singleplayer, she seems to be a brainwashed Octoling agent now.
>>383014172
I'm not payin' attention to that shit but there are other octolings besides the nigger
>>383014091
>archetype
that doesn't meant they have to be lolis.
>>383013861
Why do people complain about diversity in video games again?
We get highly sexualised black girls and teenage camel toes. Sounds great to me.
>>383014091
No, I get it, but Pearl isn't the same. The fivehead would be fine, but then there's the under-developed chin and she starts to look like a legit toddler instead of a loli.
>>383012984
CUM
>>383014172
>black
That's latina my man
>>383013861
WHOA! SHIT!
>new idols are rappers
>Pearl is a loud-mouthed wigger while Marina is a laid back "soul sister"
>they have that Jay and Silent Bob dynamic only Marina talks more
>Marina is delicious brown with a pierced belly button and Pearl has that white-as-fuck street girl that will suck your dick just to prove she's "true gangsta" vibe
I like them already
>>383014457
Hello, I have seen lots of anime in my life (i have more than 10 on MAL) and pearl is not a noblewoman nor does she exhibit any traits of the noblewoman archtype.
she will not ohohohohoh
>>383014172
Someone shoop heart pupils on this cock-starved whore
>>383013149
Was she made for sex and sex alone?
>>383013297
This
>>383013861
Watch them patch it out in an update.
>>383013079
Did you not watch or what??? Splatfest Test fire a week before the game launches.
>>383013347
Smug Loli Princess, or Perpetual "What am I doing here?" Face?
The game looks really fun. It's a shame Nintendo still can't get some simple things right. Still no parties in unranked turf war as far as we know, and salmon run only being available at certain times. There's also literally no good reason that mobile app shouldn't have just been programmed into the game.
>>383013898
Hear, hear
The pearl marina song is fresh as shit. Nintendo is killing it with music lately, I just got the SMO song out of my head now this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6kmP9zNflE
Another song from the new idol group, has Marina singing mainly.
>>383013898
>>383015179
/v/ ur so gay. ugh, can't believe i'm on /v/ right now. later, fags.
>>383015185
>>383015410
They're like a super poppy version of Salt n' Pepa
>>383013561
Who could make a decision like this? Both are equally delicious.
>>383015410
>Full Slut Tentacle
figures it's for Marina
>>383013898
Little girls are cute and for sexual.
>shotgun shield umbrella
God damn it I told myself I would give up trying to be fresh. But looks like I'm coming back
>>383014738
here you go
>>383015585
The bubble wand looks OP already, and the umbrella looks pretty ebin too.
>>383015651
thanks base anon
>>383015410
>>383015185
Those are so mother fucking good, holy shit!
Where the fuck are the bundle announcements Nintendo
>>383015748
I missed that, what was it?
GOTY
>>383015525
How do you know when a word ends in Katakana?
>>383016031
Two "additional content" weapons
1 is a shotgun style gun that has an umbrella shield
the other is a bubble wand that can make poppable bubbles, and the bubbles are huge.
>>383015651
God bless you, Anon