Aliens have come to Earth to see human art.
Show them 3 games.
Destroy all humans
Destroy all humans 2
Gone Home
Drakengard
Lolita Syndrome
LSD Simulator
Hyperdimension Neptunia
Rapelay
Tetris
Violated Heroin
Artificial AcademySpore
>>382999517
Any Halo Game
Material girl
Earth Defense Force 4.1
Call of duty mordern warfare
Call of duty morderen warfare 2
Call of duty black ops 3
>>382999517
I own a ps4 I can't show you any games
XCOM: UFO Defence
Nier automata
Metroid prime
Shadow of the Colossus, to show humanity's indomitable spirit.
Undertale, to show our compassion, love, and desire to do good.
Super Mario Sunshine, to show our joy and happiness.
>>382999517
First three XCOM games
kill the aliens, steal their spaceship, go to their planet, steal their games, destroy the planet, leave warning sign for other aliens
Crysis
SimCity 4
Mega Man X
>>383000108
Right with you
Call of Duty MW3
Minecraft
GTA V
the art of turning humans into sheep
>>382999517
Postal 2
Grand Theft Auto: SA
Hatred
>>383000108
>steal all their games
How are you going to play them?
How will you know if they are for PC or "other"?
XCOM: UFO Defense
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
XCOM2
No ayy allowed.
This premise reminds me of something.
>>383000409
emulators dawg
im no consolecuck
>>382999517
>20 minutes in
>no AYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
>>382999517
Why would I show them games if they're here to see art?
>>383000791
>no dead memes
Wonder why
>>382999517
I'm not going to show Aliens who want to see monkey art anything but the door, fuck off.
Alien colon marines
Duke nukem forever
Bulletstorm remaster
pathologic
rule of rose
tail of the sun
>>382999517
haydee
rondo duo
legend of queen opala
Sonic 06
Bad Rats
Persona 5They leave pretending to be impressed but then they do a sudden u-turn and drill into the earth's core with lasers.
Dance Dance Revolution (can aliens dance?)
Rock Band (mic required for alien solo)
Dead Space (do aliens scare aliens?)
video games are not art
>>383000179
what a guy
>>382999517
>Give them Nintendo switch
>Krzzzydhff: hyzzrd hurklhalth yay?
>Yeah it has no games.
>Krzzzydhff: uyatr ...
>Like pottery
>>383001837
What are you implying about persona 5?
Choose your next words carefully.
All the Phillips CDi Zelda games. To show the horror we are willing to inflict on ourselves.
Nier: Automata
Pikmin 2
MOTHER
Bubsy 3D
Big Rigs
E.T.
>showing them violent games
Fucking retards.
I'd show Gone Home, Europa Universalis 4, and then some puzzle game with perspectival focus, like Fez or something. But probably not Fez.
Bad Rats
Postal 2
Hatred
Just fuck our shit up famalams.
>>383002605
its shit lol
Football
Rugby
Cricket
>>382999517
>Art
>Video games
What ya talking about OP
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection
Duke Nukem Forever
Aliens: Colonial Marines
Pong
CivilizationIV
Battlefield1
Fucking here. Three different genres. From different eras. Video games. It's kind of like that.
Fuck off
>>383002938
>not showing them nuDoom, Serious Sam and EDF
>not staring at them until they get the message
Star Wars Battlefront 2
Bloodborne
GTA: San Andreas
>using video games to represent human civilization's "art"
no anon you are the autist
Destroy all humans
Space invaders
Contra III
>>382999517
XCOM
XCOM 2
The Bureau: XCOM Declassified