what do

>>382997897
no way fag

>>382997897
I take her and while fucking her doggy style, I pull my dick out and piss on her butt.

>>382997897
you accept, get a gift and then go after one of the beautiful spanish daughters for actual marriage

>>382998060
>Spanish
>beautiful

at least the Dutch daughters had god-tier red hair

>>382997897
>Rather plain
At least get a hot one you fag

>>382998126
the dutch have so few settlements actually getting a beautiful daughter is a bit of a crapshoot though

>>382998441
that's why you genocide the french and establish Dutch rulers

>>382998194
That's what mistresses are for you fool.

You thought the elite married for love? Hahahaha

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wat do

>>382998126

spain literally had 2 continents to rape the most beautiful women from

>>382998537
it's just a governors daughter, there's plenty more where she came from that are all better looking

>>382998126
You mean French.

>>382998590
but who was phone?

>>382998753
>>382998060
>>382998126
gentlemen, I think we can all agree on one thing: stay away from english "women"

>>382998590
Expose him immediately

>>382997897
what gayme

post funny Pirates! stories

>go to settlement
>mayor asks me to escort them to a nearby town so they become the new governor
>literally cannot say no
>leave port
>approach city
>suddenly pirate hunter Royal Sloop
>suddenly actual pirates (at this point I'm not even on the notorious pirates list)
>actual pirates attack the governer's ship
>hunters attack me
>battle features all 4 ships
>governor's ship gets sunk
>pirates and pirate hunters join forces to kill me
>me, captain fuckface in a fucking Indian war canoe who just wanted to visit the settlement
>die
>jailed
>get out of jail after like 8 months, in the meantime the city was attacked and is now poor and shitty

what a meme game

>>382999080
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

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>>382999240
>Capture war canoe
>Fence everyone to death

>>382999240

That's Pirates, baby!

>>382999080
Pirates of the Burning Sea

>>382999080
Sea Dogs 2.

>>382999346
>when you become old enough the new generation actually starts putting up a good fight despite your high quality gear and you're forced to overwhelm them with your guns or sheer manpower

was a surprisingly sad moment when I got into a lategame fight and realized just how slow my character had gotten

third option
>hastily beat the meat

>>382997897
Post Pirates! cuties

>>382999771
AC4 Anne Bonny

>>382997897
yell " Chu-bahn! " and then beat a hasty retreat

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>>382997897
>not getting out of there and picking up some sluts instead
step up sempai

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>>382999771
This one was my favourite.

>>382999080
Risen 2: Dark Waters

>>382998126
>red hair
>god tier

>>382997932
fpbp

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>>382997897

>implying a plain looking latina girl with patrician tastes isn't my ideal waifu

l... let me comb your wavy chicana hair, bb...

i like sid meiers pirates, but my autism prevents me from replaying it because of no 16:9 / anti-analising

>>383000890
When in zelah

ya fag

>>383000890
I always disliked the forced retirement.

>>383000242
>not "Geestah!"

>>383001138
actually you CAN avoid forced retirement
if you get enough wealth you can keep a crew of about 100 permanently happy

>>383001305
that would be a bit to extreme desu. why risk a war with france?

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>>383001845
Well shit maybe i'll reinstall it again.

Also favorite ships go.

>>383001138
>>383001845
>>383002087
1000 gold per crew member to prevent mutiny, 4000 gold per crew member to keep them happy.

you can savescum with an editor to prevent ageing, or prolong it with the medicine whatever relics

>>383000402
Good gracious, what obscene harlots!