is it September yet

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Is it August yet?

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>>382983219
I don't think so... not yet.

is there any places left which sells the legacy version of htis game? euro here

>>382983219
I am actually looking forward to this game. I've been playing a fuck ton of TRPG/JRPGs on my 3DS. I need something different.

>>382983904
>including AM2R shit

>>382984245
Maybe I should include Rogue Dawn and Hyper Metroid just to piss you off more

>>382983219
>shitty development team
Don't get your hopes up to high.

Can't wait to pirate it

>>382984436
Don't you fucking dare

>>382984473
nintendo aren't a shitty development team though

>>382984436
You'd better fucking not. Don't you dare let me catch you liking a thing that I don't like, so help me god I will shitpost in every Metroid thread I see until the end of time. In doing so I'll ensure that these threads are never good again, all because you happened to commit the abhorrent crime of expressing any positive sentiment towards a thing that I do not like.

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How to spot autism in a poster/YTer:

They mention DSP.

I get how this post in ironic, but can we discourage mention of this moron from now on?

>>382984717
hahahahahahahahaha

>>382984832
>>382984473
Take a chill pill, duders, I won't.

>>382984436
I've never heard of or seen those, what are they?

>>382984473
Isn't it mainly MercuryStream?

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>>382983219

>wanting it to be september already

show some fucking sensitivity, it's a month for grieving

>>382985427
Romhacks. Rogue Dawn is a Metroid romhack, and Hyper Metroid a romhack for Super.
They're both quite good.

>>382985520
MercurySteam were programming/coding it. Nintendo were in charge of the games development.

>>382985110
I'll take one as soon as you rescind any approval you've ever expressed for AM2R. Now that I can assume you liked it, I need you to admit that it is literally the worst videogame ever created or my autism will not be sated. I'M in the thread and anyone who likes a thing that I DON'T LIKE is objectively WRONG and I'm going to whine and shitpost about it and ruin every thread until everybody unanimously recognizes my opinions as laws of nature. Your fan"""game""" is blasphemy upon this series, never post about it again or fucking I'll tell on you to my uncle who works at Nintendo.

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>>382986107
10/10 made me kek

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>>382986107

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>>382986534
>>382986732
For real though, I'm just real sick of seeing Metroid threads get shitposted into oblivion. The absurdity of these arguments people start, man. I just like Metroid.

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>>382987495
Agreed.

dead

>>382989795
NO

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>>382990996
I'm afraid so.

>>382985658
>>382985520
>MercurySteam were programming/coding it. Nintendo were in charge of the games development.
Holy shit this fucking meme. You're a dumb faggot I want you to know that. Mercury steam are in charge of design and Nintendo are advising. I can't believe fucking nigger retards are spreading this shitty meme around. Like they're just coders so why was the lead fucking MS designer on the first fucking e3 treehouse telling people how they designed the fucking game and sakurai praising them and sucking MS cock.

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will he come back to fuck us again?

>>382994484
>being this uneducated

Read some interviews chump.

>>382995815
>read sum interviews huurrrrrr
The autism is real. Answer my fucking question you dumb faggot cunt. You're so desperate that MS are not developing that you literally make up a fucking meme to alleviate the nervousness of buying the title.
That's how fucking autistic you are.

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>>382996089
You sound really mad anon
Perhaps you should cool off and read some interviews

>>382996089
>ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION
>He didn't even ask a single question
>calls other people dumb

Keep it up Captain Autismo

>>382985528
Most of the posters nowadays weren't born when that happened.

>>382994484
this is autism

>>382985528
>Muh 3000 bankers got killed by saudis
Lmao at your life

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I'm slowly getting the feel that I won't be able to grab a Special Edition of Metroid Samus Returns. They've been avaiable for pre-order for about 30 seconds yesterday, before they were all sold out.

Really makes me wonder what's the idea behing pre-order is? I mean, don't you pre-order so you can't be so unlucky to not get a copy in retail?
Now however, you can't even be sure you'll be able to make a pre-order in the first place, even if you're at the PC while those pre-orders goes live.
What's the point of this? Where is this supposed to lead us? Will we have pre-orders for pre-orders in the future?

Has it always been this bad? I never pre-order stuff unless it's Metroid.

>>382997325
Pre-orders have nothing to do with ensuring customers get a product on release date. Pre-orders are like regular orders in that they allow a customer to purchase a product as long as they have it in stock, the only difference is that pre-ordering happens before the product's release date. Since regular stock will be practically limitless most of the time, the retailer can order in a larger amount of the product so that they have enough to provide for all their customers on release date. In the case of special editions, the stock they have is far more limited so the pre-orders for those will only be available for a short time before the product is out of stock. No-one is entitled to a special edition, only those who are lucky enough to get a pre-order in will get one.

>>382999657
I don't think I'm entitled to a Special Edition. I think it's still OK to be pissed if I miss out on it.

please

this is so soothing..... i just

i cant believe this in my moon

and my stars....

so delish
D E L I S H

L I S H

*___*

>>382984245
>>382984484
>>382984832

>being a faggot nintendo shill

how much did you get paid for that shitpost?

>>382993052
>>382994695
tube autist leave

>>382997325
I got one but it was sold out 2 hours later.

No bait, but I've been replaying Other M and I still think it's awesome. Fight me

>>383003653
You think the game is awesome? Nothing to discuss or fight over here. You just have shit taste. Enjoy your playthrough.

>>383004024
Cool. I don't care about having a "good taste" anyway. I've just fought the Ferrocrusher and it's still a really neat boss

>>383004024
>le other m is bad maymay because i have to look cool to fit in with prime autists

>>383005542
With the exception of Metroid Other M, I love every Metroid game in the series. Even the dumb pinball spin-off and to a certain extend even Chibi Force.

Metroid Other M is mediocre at best and horrible at worst. It's the one and only Metroid game, which is truly bad. Not uninteresting or unengaging. Not just decent. Not a step in the wrong direction. But absolutely and completely BAD.

You can call Prime fans autists as much as you want, at least they're playing good games unlike Other M apologists.

>>383003653
I wouldn't call it awesome, but it's certainly not a bad game gameplay-wise, especially on replays when you already know how to get through the bullshit annoying parts (i.e. the pixel hunts in first person). The story will forever give me cancer though, the only good way to experience the game is skipping it.

metroid has gone downhill ever since they retconned her to have been raised by dumbass birds. That was retarded

Why the fuck would anyone waste their time on fanmade video games

>>383008391
What's the difference between a fan-made game and a non-fan-made game?

>>382997325
fuck i checked every day and now its sold out on german amazon too, wasnt even listed before that apparently it was sold out after 20 minutes

>>382983219
No, if it was I would be play Cuphead
Not this POS

>>383006980
>prime
>good

good one anon and I'm samus herself.

>>383008391
t. shill

>>383010868
>prime
>anything but good

Tell me three things bad about Metroid Prime. I'll wait.

>>383011595
>tank movement
>bad platforming
>missing iconic powerups
>all enemies are bullet sponges
>forgettable boss fights
>fanfic.net tier "lore" by untalented texan writers
>beam ammo
>grimdurk oc donutsteel samus villain
>art design is the halo team
>everything is covered in spikes and eyeballs for maximum edgy
>worst suit designs such as iPod samus, bayformers junkyard samus, black/red samus the edgehog, blocky gaudy PED suit
>scanning is a bad mechanic
>speed running is not fun
>fucking chozo ghosts

need I go on babby?

>>383012061
>speed running is not fun
lmao you've never played them, Prime 1 is a brilliant game for speed runners.

>>383012061

You forgot manface bulldyke samus for SJW retards who think all women have to be ugly.

>>383012291
>only reply is lol didn't play it
>not an argument

t. reddit

>>383012061
>tank movement
Samus controls very precise and accurate. Tank movement usually refers to games with a fixed camera, which is not the case here.
>bad platforming
Better than any other First Person game.
>missing iconic powerups
And introducing new ones!
>all enemies are bullet sponges
You don't even have bullets, but ok... I can't think of any Prime boss that you can't kill quickly, apart from the two drones in the Chozo Ruins.
>forgetable boss fights
Fucking Metroid Prime, you bitch.
>fanfic.net tier "lore" by untalented texan writers
Actually, the translators of Prime wrote the scan lore. Those translators are probably not from texas.
>beam ammo
Beam doesn't have ammo in Metroid Prime. You're thinking of the sequel.
>grimdurk oc donutsteel samus villain
Not in the original Prime.
>art design is the halo team
Go play Other M and fight alongside a few gay power rangers against enemies who have been strictly taken from the 2D era without any improvements or usage of the technological advantages we since had. Retro is king at art style.
>everything is covered in spikes and eyeballs for maximum edgy
Eyeballs are only in the Chozo Ruins. Can't remember many spikes.
>worst suit designs
Black/Red Samus is LITERALLY Varia suit in a new color. Do you hate Gravity suit too?
>scanning is a bad mechanic
Yeah, no. Also it's optional, so just skip it.
>speed running is not fun
lel, as you if you ever made it far enough to become good at running Prime.
>fucking chozo ghosts
get rekt scrub

You could have mentioned the Artifact run or the sub-par water graphics, but that list of yours is bullshit. Keep baiting.

>>383008765
How much was it?

>>383003653
I agree with you. Other M is a good game. Shame this place is full of Primefaggots though unable to handle this fact.

>>383012851
>I can't think of any Prime boss that you can't kill quickly
Thardus really takes the cake, even if you cheat and get the supereffective plasma beam.

The bosses in Prime sucked compared to Prime 2.

>>383012851
>And introducing new ones!

lmao

>>383012851
>he made me mad facts it's baaaaaaaaaait!!!

>>383012851
This is autism

>>383013331
>>383013113
>>383013215

please, samefag harder

>>383013459
I was only one of those. Please, tinfoil hat harder

>>383013560
Is what why all three posts are almost exactly a minute apart? Make an effort with your shitposts next time, please.

>>383013032
I dunno, you gotta wait a bit for him to have his moment of thunder and finish rolling a round as a ball, but apart from that you just shoot a few of his rocks into mush and that's it.
>>383013113
>Thermal Visor
>XRay Visor (appeared in name in Super, but that one was actually closer to the new Scan Visor)
>Boost Ball
>Phazon Suit (+Hyper Beam on last boss)
>Wace Buster
>Ice Spreader
>Flamethrower

>>383013718
He has way too many of those stupid rocks, each shot barely chips a pixel off his health bar.

>>383013794
Use super missiles?

>>383013906
Helps, but it still takes a while.

>>383014019
Alright. I guess Metroid Prime is indeed a shit game after all. :^)

>>383014283
Prime definitely isn't a shit game, but I think its bosses are weak.
Hive Mecha and Incinerator Drone are just trapping you in a room, shooting a red button and spawning War Wasps at you.
Flaahgra is literally just repeating the same thing 4 times. Thardus is repeating the same thing 7 times with long, drawn out pauses between each. Metroid Prime's first phase drags out for ages and his second phase is just a snoozefest as you wait for him to finish spamming his single AoE attack and actually give you a phazon pool to attack him with.
Omega Pirate is awesome.

Like I said, Prime 2 had excellent bosses.

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>>383012061
>Hating on ipod samus and bayformers samus
>HATING ON THE UNCORRUPTED PED

Its niggas like you that want no innovation from metroid. Enjoy your rehashed varia/gravity until fucking eternity, courtesy of lazy designers. And this is coming from someone who puts the SM varia at #1

>>383014764
>>HATING ON THE UNCORRUPTED PED
I hated the bland grey personally. Prime 2 had fantastic suits.

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>will get leaked to /hbg/ first
I'll let you guys know how it is before you decide to buy

Prime games are good games, but they are shit Metroid games.

>>383014852
I just like the idea of the power suit being intelligent enough to assimilate powers and technology.. It sounds pretty reasonable for the chozo to have interacted with other races too. if you think about it the "light suit" and "dark suit" must have some base appearance for the luminoth or something that's altered by the power suit.

But also the idea of the energy transfer module and samus being unable to tap it until encountering u-mos plays off similar to ZM and the 'legendary' powerups

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>>383005542
>Prime having anything to do with Other M being bad
I swear I see this post in every Metroid thread.

>>383016535
prime faggots seriously think the Prime games are better than Other M.

>>382983219
>Wake me up when September starts

>>383016816
And the shocking part is that they're right about that.

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>>382983219
>It's another Metroid 2 remake

You think people would get bored of playing the same games over and over.

>>383016983
not at all. the prime games failed ti translate the 2d series to 3d in every way imaginable.

>>383016816
Well they're right. Also you're the one who made it about Prime specifically.

>>383017194
>another

This is the only Metroid 2 remake.

>>383017305
So that's why Prime sold so well, got two sequels, a Trilogy compilation, two Spin-Off games (one of which had a demo bundled with the incredible successful NDS showing Nintendo's support of the property), recently released yet another Spin-Off and has a fourth game in the making?

>>382983219
fucking hell, why can't they just release it already. I want it now

>>383017968
Yes.

>>383012303
You mean a woman that looks even somewhat real

>>382983219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g

I'M NOT CRYING

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>>382983219
Unfortunately not

>>382983219

I wish

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friendly reminder to actually buy this game so we get more metroid

ninty needs to see dem sales

>>383020407
buying it as soon as I can. been waiting too long for metroid. momma's back. she's finally back

>>383017194
>posts touhou

>>383001957
Hispet raha faggota

>>382994484
Shut up castlevania shitter nintendo knows what they are doing

>>383020407
Already preordered famalamadingdong.